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Match Reports 10/11

Match Reports 10/11

2010/11 was an extremely successful season for the Gordon club, with the Colts winning their premiership and 2nd Grade and 4th Grade finishing runners-up. To top this all off, we won the spirit of cricket award for the second time in its short lifespan.

The match reports for each grade can be found in the sections below.

First Grade Match Reports 10/11

First Grade Match Reports 10/11

First Grade plays for the Belvedere Cup and all grade points go to the Club Championship total.

For the First grade schedule go to Fixtures

First Grade match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below:

 

 

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14 - Day 2

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14 - Day 2

Harry Evans & James Packman1st Grade Report Day 2 vs Sutherland
 
Compared to the majority of 1st grade results last weekend, our result was one of the least exciting. Good I say. That's exactly what we set out to achieve. Next. We batted without 'ruth', ruthless in other words, and fort hard as batting unit to stay in control of the game from ball one.
 
James Packman congratulates Harry Evans on reaching 50 runs

Having made leaps and bounds with his nutrition last week, I decided to enquire about how Reece 'gun rack' Bombas prepared for last Saturday's match. This is how the conversation went:
Reece: 'I ate healthy again Bev but.'
Bevo: 'But what?'
Reece: 'I had a bagel with avocado and tomato'.
Bevo: 'Awesome Bomba! So pleased to hear it. Was that all?'
Reece: 'Na, it also had eggs and bacon on it but'
Bevo: 'Oh, that's OK, was the egg fried?'
Reece: 'Not sure, I got it from Macca's'
 
Well, still some work to do. Prior to ball 1, there was a collision between our favourite stick insect James 'I was a hit with the cougars in Wagga' Kennedy and Elliot 'Swedish House Mafia' Richtor in what Reece described as 'the greatest warm up game ever'. There were legs and claws everywhere. The only reason I raise this point is for that Els came off second best. Better luck next time Tiny Tempah. 
 
Harry EvansThe top 3 set the match up for the Stags. Greg 'You'll see me on the cover of Men's Health shortly' Lewis got the chase off to a great start. Determined once again to grind out the opening session, Greg 'Lew-da-cris' Lewis was positive throughout the first hour ticking the scoreboard over with singles.

Harry Evans looked in great touch as he brought the side home against the Sharks

We lost Steve 'Ive actually got 2 courto's at Tumbi' Colley to a ball that took the top of off stump. Steve 'She actually hurled a bottle of water at me' Colley was looking in splendid touch. Some of the greatest 'shape' was being produced off the front foot and it is only fair that we mention that 'cover drive'' that went for 3. The challenge was set for Blair 'Go away!' Lindsey, get to lunch with 'gettin' Lewis. In hindsight, this session probably defined the match. Batting was tough. The ball was moving around for the Sutherland attack, however our boys held tough, and with a brief rain delay we made it to lunch 1-61 with 'The Temple' on 30 odd and Linds 20 odd.
 
After the break, the boys were able to play with a bit more freedom. The grind continued, however the runs started to flow. 'The Adonis' Lewis started to free the arms and open his massive chest with some great shots over point off the back foot. Lindsey followed suit and took a liking to the spinner with some excellent sweep shots. Just as things looked settled things changed dramatically. Within the space of 10 minutes, both 'Bahai' Lewis and Linds picked up half centuries and both got out.
 
With the score now at 3- 130 odd and 2 new batsmen at the crease, the game was again in the balance. James 'gun skull' Packman was called upon in circumstances that required 'a captains knock'. Well Packers did not disappoint. Similar to Dan 'Dylans Apprentice' Smith's form at 'the Beery', James 'got lewis' Packman jumped on the front foot and took the game to the Sutherland bowlers. The skipper played some unbelievable strokes, not shots. Packman played with touch and timing, stroking the ball to the boundary.

James PackmanUnfortunately, Reece 'oi JK, what's your bowling average?' Bombas was not able to support his skipper with a partnership. Enter Harry 'mullet boy' Evans. Similar to his favourite dance floor move, 'the gun rack' looked in great touch, producing a near perfect sequence to full and short deliveries. Hitting the tea break we still required 100 runs or so to win the match.
 
James Packman played a 'skipper's knock' on his way to 92

For the final time Mr and Mrs Connell signed off in style producing a stella tea. All the greats were present. From scones and jam to the signature Connell dish of Gyoza's. The afternoon tea was brilliant as per usual. Thank you very much for your efforts throughout Dylan's career.
 
In order to win the match, we needed to push the run rate along. With wickets in hand and Packman and Evans at the crease, both victory and the 'Beery' were in sight. The boys dominated the final session. Harold got his guns out of the rack passing 50 with a massive 6 clearing the train tracks! At the other end, Packman was in a hurry. He took down the Sutherland attack as if he needed to be somewhere up the coast at 7pm.

At times 'gun skull' was impossible to bowl to. Some glorious cover drives. We passed Sutho 4 down. The run chase was well constructed set up by the top order. Last weekend we proved to ourselves what we are capable as a unit when we apply ourselves. Packers finished on 92 not out. A terrific innings which deserved three figures and very enjoyable to watch.

Good on ya Marcus, good on ya Stags.

Special mention must go to "The Moth" and 5th grade who came to cheer 1st grade over the line whilst Toddy cooked up a storm on the BBQ. Thanks boys, your support means a lot.

Bevo

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14 - Day 1

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14 - Day 1

connellDay 1 vs Sutherland 1st Grade at Chatswood Oval

Before we review what happened on the first day, this reporter would like to make a few 'off field' observations about the Gordon 1st XI. The first being our coach was missing. That's right, Mark 'the juggler' O'Neill (not for his hand-eye coordination... well maybe that's got something to do with his nickname?) returned to 'the motherland' last week. I can't speak for my fellow team mates, however, I certainly missed his customary greeting in the change sheds.

Dylan "man of many nicknames" Connell continues to perform in his final year

The covers were put on the trolley in record time, well done boys. No thanks to Dylan 'number 11' Connell who was doing his best Justin 'my 10 pairs of Gordon shorts were ripped so I had to wear my Blues ones to training' Avendano impression...no help at all. Reece 'new number 1' Bombas consumed real food prior to the match. Yes it's true, he ate 2 pieces of fruit, instead of the routine Maccas' breakfast.

Finally, having speculated around James 'one knee' Kennedy's love life last time, this reporter was shocked to hear that last week 'one knee' became 'no knee's'. That's correct, James is off his knees, back on his feet and back on the market with a smile on his face. Congratulations James 'rebound' Kennedy, we are very happy for you.

Back to the day's play. Sutherland chose to bat on a fairly typical 2010/11 Chatswood wicket that was going to offer some assistance for the bowlers. Right from the outset Dylan 'what will the side do for entertainment next season without me?' Connell was a handful. Unplayable at times, Dylan let the ball do the work off the wicket, both ways might I add. He was unlucky not to pick up the prized wicket of Jacques in a close LBW decision. In the meantime, James 'plenty of fish...' Kennedy was toiling away at the other end. The first breakthrough came from a change at Kennedy's end. Dan 'down 3 spots' Smith found the inside edge and got the Stag's on their way in the first hour. We won't speak about 'what could have been', however Kennedy swapped ends and picked up our second wicket as the Stag's headed to lunch with the score at 2-80.

kennedyThe middle session, as so often is the case, would define how the day was going to turn out. Greg 'the temple' Lewis refuelled with his low GI meal in order to not only maintain his blood glucose levels but also his body fat percentage of 12.9%. Like Greg 'gettin' Lewis, Dylan was ready to go after his spicy Subway and a couple of routine warm up deliveries to Steve 'I have access to a courtesy bus for the coast night' Colley. Miraculously Steve survived Dylan's warm up, however Sutherland's number 3 Murphy did not.

James Kennedy picks up the wicket of Phil Jacques

Connell trapped him in front and the Stag's got the early breakthrough they were looking for. Elliot 'I juggle like our coach' Richtor entered the attack in order to create pressure. Elliot 'Punna' Richtor found his rhythm and soon after sixth wicket bowling in tandem with Steve 'I'm addicted to Thursday nights at the Greenwood' Colley. Steve picked up two crucial wickets in the middle session and brought the momentum of the game back in favour of the Stags at tea time, 6-180.

Special mention must go to Mrs Lewis who provided a spectacular tea for the players. Once again our reputation of having one of the best tea's in Sydney was upheld. Thank you very much.

The Stags were looking to close out the final session and restrict the next weeks run chase to around the 200 mark. Having had some early success after the break with Connell and Smith, we 'wavered' slightly and expected the last two wickets to just happen. Credit must go to the Sutherland batsman Hopkins and Fitzgerald who put on close to 90 runs for the 8th wicket. However, as a group we could have handled this situation with a bit more energy and vigour. As it turned out, we bowled our required 96 overs and only managed to get Sutherland 9 down in the process. I must admit that 287 is a very gettable target. We should take a lot of confidence into next week knowing that if we bat as a unit, we will come out on top.

'Beery' here we come.

Bevo

1st Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

1st Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

Dan Smith1st Grade Match Report v. Fairfield-Liverpool

It's been an eventful two weeks for the 1st grade team with two of our ranks being selected for higher honours, Dylan 'Smoking' Connell taking another 5 poles as his son Reece so kindly pointed out in the sheds after Day 2; and Greg '12.4%' Lewis adding to his season tally with a patient and very necessary 75 not.

Dan Smith gets some good rise out of the Lions' deck

First of all, I'd like to congratulate James 'Greatos' Kennedy and Reece 'Works for you' Bombas on their Future's League and 2nd XI selection's respectively; which have come off the back of both hard work and good, consistent performance. JK is now one of, if not the most relentless and competitive bowlers every Tuesday and Thursday which is showing dividends come Saturday. Reece, although he can't make Tuesday training due to work commitments makes up for this with extra hits on the coast and with him finding himself this year has piled on the runs after Christmas.

But I digress, and so onto the action from Rosedale. From memory the weather was overcast come Saturday morning and the threat of rain loomed almost the whole day, much the same all around Sydney. With a relatively dry week preceding the start of the round we were expecting a dry and overall good pitch with which our skipper could hopefully win the toss and make a positive decision. Cricket is a funny game though and ultimately it was one of those good tosses to lose, in the end Fairfield won the toss and chose to bat.

 James Packamn drops catch

Dan's unlucky not to pick up this wicket after the skipper grasses a chance

Our bowlers were unleashed on what was a softer pitch than first thought and ridges lining it just short of a length. As mentioned Dylan bowled particularly well, forcing the top order into playing and missing more times than this author can count. His first wicket came from a good catch at 1st slip by Packers, our slippers practice coming into good use. Overall Dyl's 5 wickets came at a cost of 25 runs, most notably from 20 overs of effort.

Reece BombasLike any team game such an individual performance requires support all around the ground, and at the other end we had JK and Elliot Richtor keeping the Fairfield batsmen to fewer than 2 runs per over, each picking up a wicket. Smith, although he went for a few more runs. picked up two wickets for his efforts. I think a look through the score card speaks volumes of how well we bowled to our plan, which like any other team is in that 'corridor of doubt'. All but the last wicket fell to catches behind the wicket, or by the boys sending pegs in all directions.

Bombas in good form at the moment

JK and Bomber shared many things during our stint in the field, in particular was the banter that was being hurled from gully to fine leg. If only we could pen some of their quips for all to enjoy because the boys behind the stumps had a great morning listening to it. Now there is one more thing they shared, not a lady, a pizza or even a shower but it was the number sitting in their wickets column. Banter.

For our efforts we had Fairfield dismissed at tea for 127 and as the weather would have it no more play would be seen this week, with the exception of the poker played in the sheds which I'm led to believe Els cleaned up.

Day 2 saw a brighter day, a slightly different pitch and another love bite but that's another story. Greg as already touched on played a very patient innings and controlled the Stags run chase in a great show in tricky conditions. Steve Colley on the other hand belted the ball to all parts in a promising stint at the crease for 29 and showed the difference a positive start can make to a run chase, particularly a small one. As a team we've noticed the warm up habits of our opponents and while the soccer game warm up remains the Achilles heel of opposition, this author learnt a valuable lesson. Teams like this are likely to have good kicking skills; unfortunately for me said opposition sent a booming penalty spot kick into the top of off.

Run hard kids!

Greg LewisPackers continued Steve 'Buck's party' Colley's positivity towards his 32 and again showed positive things coming into our last two fixtures for the year. All in all a very polished performance from a team really starting believe in their ability and that of those around them, well done boys.

Greg Lewis stands tall to stroke the ball down the ground

This week we look to Sutherland in the last two day and home game of the season. In particular week two of the fixture and the organised 1st grade coast night. I'd like to take the opportunity to announce that James Kennedy has committed to the night and Bevo is likely to continue his self confessed addiction to the amber fluid and enthusiastic love of the 'Beery'.

Blair Lindsay

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

bombasGordon 1st XI v Penrith at Chatswood Oval

Following on from our good win against Northern Districts, we were ready to face Penrith.

Yes... your eyes are not deceiving you. That is Reece Bombas

After some very hot weather in Sydney all week, the temperature was predicted to reach over 40 degrees so one could say there was some interest from the team on what to do if we won the toss but after looking at the somewhat grassy pitch it was decided to put Penrith in and for us to battle the heat.  Our opening bowlers started very well despite the conditions, with Penrith being 3 for 30 in the early part of the morning but we still had some work to do.

With a drinks break every 40mins to help with the heat and our bowlers being rotated in short spells we were able to get Penrith all out for 126 just after the lunch break. Dan and Dylan were at their best taking 4 wickets each. It would be remiss of me not to mention Bevo's brilliant wicketkeeping (I think he has been doing some gymnastics training) and the rest of the team were energetic in the field taking some good catches. 

With the target set and pitch still a bit grassy we knew it was not going to be easy to bat, which for me, Steve, James and Blair proved unfortunately too true.

So at 4 for 18 we were in big trouble, in went Reece(play it under your eyes) and Elliot who after some very good and patient batting guided us past the Penrith score late in the day. Elliot was unlucky not to get his 50, just falling short, and at the end of Day 1 we were 20 or so in front. On Sunday the weather started off very similar to Saturday and Reece (play it under your eyes) continued on with Iain at the crease with him.

bombasAfter falling short last week against N.D.'s Reece(p.i.u.y.e) finally made a much deserved 114 and Iain making a great 71 we finished up with 284, a lead of 158 with 2 sessions to go. Penrith went in to bat again and we had them 6 down, Reece(p.i.u.y.e) continuing on from his batting also took 2 wickets in the Penrith 2nd innings but unfortunately we were thwarted due to the change in weather conditions and an outright win slipped away from us.

A more familiar picture of Reece 'Cletus' Bombas - he sure has been getting some focus in the latter half of the season

A great team effort by the Stags and let's see if we can make it 3 in row against a very strong Fairfield/Liverpool outfit.

Greg Lewis

1st Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

1st Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

kennedy1st Grade send the Rangers packing

1st grade provided a true team performance, and the first two-day victory of the season, against highway rivals Northern Districts.

Well bowled James Kennedy!

Day 1

Greg Lewis had been leaving training early all week (or is that all year??) to help JK's uncle roll the Waitara pitch. So, when the coin fell in Packman's favour, 'Buck' Colley and 'Mirrors' Lewis were sent out to bat.

Unfortunately Steve pushed at one early on and was caught behind. Blair Lindsay joined Mirrors, who was punishing anything over pitched and looking very confident. Unfortunately Mirrors then received the 'only ball that moved all innings' and managed to feather it behind.

At 2-51 we needed a partnership, Packman and Lindsay provided one. Neither batsman looked troubled in their innings, with Blair's six over square leg and James' driving being the highlights. Unfortunately a mix up saw both batsmen finishing at one end, with James the unlucky batsman to be dismissed.

Blair was out soon afterwards, caught and bowled for an excellent 68. From then onwards Reece 'Cleetus' Bombas combined with the middle and lower order for a series of relatively small partnerships. Only James Kennedy provided meaningful support. JK played his most aggressive innings... ever. JK's batting has improved out of sight over the last two years and two fours, both lifting the spinner over the infield, were indicative of his hard work. A partnership of 55 important runs saw Reece and JK get the score to 342. Unfortunately after JK's dismissal, Dylan 'Jonty' Connell was out first ball.

bombasDespite the score of 342 all out, the Stags could definitely have scored 400+ if a middle order player had stuck around with Reece. Still, this was a great batting performance from the top order. Reece finished on 87* a superb innings of patience and placement ' words generally not associated with Bomber. Hopefully there are many more runs to come.

Reece Bombas makes a big impact on the field, as well as off!

There were a couple of memorable off-field moments, all involving the supposedly banned mobile phone.

Reece thought tea was the perfect moment to update his facebook status to 'fighting hard'. Dylan Connell took it upon himself to assume the identity of a certain teammate and rekindle his courting skills, via text message. Needless to say he was called a paedophile ' true story.

Day 2

Although 342 is an imposing score, an excellent pitch and the fact a 2 day victory had yet to be achieved, meant 1st grade were not at all complacent. Marcus spoke concisely 'bowl line and length, and take your catches!'.

We began well, Dylan bowling an exceptional spell. Both Dyl and JK picked up one each to have the Rangers 2-17. A partnership of 40-odd developed, but at a very slow run-rate. Elliot Richter bowled very accurately at this point (and all day), building pressure with dot balls. He finished with 0-20 off 13 overs.

Dylan managed to find the edge of the opening batsman three times, with the final chance being snaffled by Iain Beverley.

Soon afterwards, Dan Smith picked up the valuable wicket of Nelson after an over of play-and-misses as well as edges, quickly followed by Rod Hokin. ND's were 5-58.

Despite a streaky partnership developing in the middle of the Ranger's innings, Gordon bowled very steadily. Dylan produced a gem of a delivery to clean bowl one of middle order players and break the partnership.

From this point onwards the Stags bowlers dominated (there was no ruth). JK came back to finish off the tail and the last five wickets fell for just 7 runs. Northern Districts were all out for 123 after 53 overs.

The Stags enforced the follow on but on a now very flat deck and with tired bowlers it was difficult to penetrate the opening partnership. With Evans next in line to bowl, the captains agreed to finish proceedings.

Finally a two-day victory and a dominating one as well!!

Our inconsistency has been our downfall this season so we must continue our hard work and step up next week against Penrith.

Finally, I couldn't finish the report without notifying Gordon players/supporters about the Central Coast enigma that is Reece Bombas.

Reece Cletus BombasAll year Reece 'Cletus' Bombas has been acting as dating coach for the single men of 1st grade.  You can't really argue with his record either:

- Blair Lindsay is now attached thanks to Reece's advice.
- Reece had '5 or 6' girls on their way to ladies day (there was a big crash on the F3 so none made it).
- Multiple Central Coast girls drove an hour down the F3 to see Reece at the Orchard

For those interested, Reece has three points which, if completed correctly, will ensure you 'pick-up' (this is legitimate):

  1. Be Nice & have manners ' Open doors for women, stand up to meet women etc.
  2. Ask Questions ' Keep them on their toes with relentless questioning ('New girl, new questions, new answers')
  3. Dance ' You have to be able to dance, and more specifically, twirl a young lady

Good luck.

Harry Evans

1st Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Day 2

1st Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Day 2

connellAn outright loss after being in a promising position

After a fiery encounter on Day One between the two teams the Stags were looking to consolidate after a positive performance in the first innings. With the two captains taken aside by the umpires before the start of play, both teams were reminded about the 'spirit of cricket' and the boundaries that were crossed the previous week. Although we had to be careful about what was to be said, the intensity and passion that we displayed on the first day could not be lost.

Dylan Connell, Kennedy's soft target

The first hour of everyday is critical, however on this occasion it determined who would gain the outright win. Although after addressing the way we bowled in the first hour of play last week, the bowlers could not execute their plans and failed with their line and length again. Combining this with some aggressive batting Manly put on 70 within the first hour. However to the bowlers' credit they came back really well and after collecting the first wicket of the day they went on to collect the remainder of wickets rather quickly before lunch to set up a chase. With James 'Tos' Kennedy and Dylan 'RAW!' Connell collecting five and three wickets respectively, each of the pace bowlers contributed well throughout the match.

The lunch break saw Dylan Connell bringing out his 'playing cards' to calm the batters before they went out to chase the 180 needed for an outright win. I know there is a trend developing with my reports in which Dylan becomes my bunny, but other then Reece 'Casanova' Bombas giving love advice to Iain 'the Gnome' Beverley little is said or produced within the change rooms these days. So with Casanova giving his love song dedications and Dylan displaying his prized possessions the opening bats were ready to take the journey their and back again. At the time l wasn't so sarcastic with the score being 3 for 3. With wickets continually falling and no partnerships really developing the Stags were embarrassingly dismissed for 70 runs in the second innings. This week's performance was passionless and lacking discipline which has been the story of the season so far. Although it continuously gets mentioned that we are a young side developing, the majority of this team has been playing cricket for Gordon for many seasons and by now should know how much their wicket is worth to their team mates and their club.

Sitting at 14th position on the ladder the 1st graders have a lot of work to do to achieve our goal of a top 10 finish. However with a strong performance against Northern Districts this weekend we can gain some valuable points to our cause. Off field in the coming weeks the Gnome will put Casanova's advice into action as he searches for a date, Blair 'Buffy' Lindsay will need a blood transfusion and Steve 'Baby Bash' Colley will give a tutorial on how to shave your legs to become a professional cricketer.

We'll take on the Districts, Waitara way!!!

James Kennedy

1st Grade Report vs Easts - T20 Round 4

1st Grade Report vs Easts - T20 Round 4

lindsay1st Grade T20 vs Easts

After the tiring excitement of the previous day against Manly, the Stags 1st grade team had a new challenge on the Sunday in a T20 contest against Easts.

Blair Lindsay performing with the bat after taking 3 wickets

Easts had the opportunity to set a total for the Stags to chase, on a pitch which only 24 hours prior had seen 23 wickets fall in a days play. They went about doing so with vigour despite the best efforts of the Stags bowling attack. It seemed the opposition batsmen always had the upper hand, regularly finding the boundary when needed.

The Gordon lads were not helped by the fact two of their bowlers succumbed to injuries whilst in the field with Emo dislocating a finger and BG straining his ribs.  Blair 'Buffy' Lindsay was the best of the bowlers picking up 3 wickets. Easts finishing with 166 runs from their allotted 20 overs.

Gordon started all guns blazing and after two overs, the scoreboard read 1 for 33. A very strong start was not capitalised on with many of the top order throwing their wickets away unnecessarily. Emo was unable to bat and BG was very restricted in his efforts, which did not help the Stags cause. Despite some superb ball striking from  Iain 'the Troll' Beverley,  the Easts total was out of reach, with Gordon being bowled out in the 18th over, 28 runs adrift.

It  was a game 1st grade could have won and from the position they were in probably should have.  A disappointing end to the T20 campaign, seeing the Stags winless from four attempts after making the semi-finals the year before.

Dylan Connell 

1st Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Day 1

1st Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Day 1

smithChristmas provides the catalyst for a sterling performance  

The first day of cricket after the Xmas break often provides plenty of excitement. However I don't think anybody would have predicted events to unfold the way they did at Chatswood on Saturday.

Dan Smith is congratulated by his team mates

Packman won his first toss for 2011 and chose to bowl on a pitch that would offer the bowlers some assistance early and then flatten out later in the day. Manly began their innings aggressively, with some wayward bowling assisting their quick start. At 1 for 51, it appeared that the Stags bowlers were in for the long haul. Dan Smith however had other ideas.

Replacing Connell at the Southern end, 'Nintendo' began what was to be the best 8 over spell by a bowler this season. He bowled with excellent control and aggression, luring the Manly batsmen into false shots. They were seemingly unable to cope with a little movement and the extra bounce the Chatswood pitch was providing. Smith claimed 6 wickets in the space of an hour to decimate the Manly batting line-up.

Supported by Connell who had switched ends and was also bowling with plenty of aggression, Manly had crumbled to be 9 for 90 at the lunch break. The Manly innings was wrapped up quickly after lunch, they had batted for 30 overs and managed to put 101 runs on the board. Smith finished with 6 for 25. He was not the only bloke to take 6 wickets as such in the innings, as Iain 'The Troll' Beverly had performed superbly behind the stumps, taking 6 catches in the innings.

The job for the Stags was only half done (or a quarter as it now appears), with the batsmen required to dig in and withstand what was going to a fired up Manly bowling attack.

connellGordon began steadily, the score reaching 29 before the 1st wicket fell. Manly, as expected were throwing everything they had, both physical and verbal  at the Stags. At 3 for 74 it appeared Gordon would pass them comfortably and then begin to build a substantial lead. Cricket is a fickle game however and the half an hour leading into the tea break yielded 4 wickets and only 15 runs, with the scoreboard reading 7 for 91 when play ceased.

Dylan Connell gets the Manly batsmen playing false shots outside off-stump

After another fantastic Chatswood Tea, Nintendo and James 'the Mantos' Kennedy successfully negotiated the final Manly barrage and safely guided the Stags into the lead. With Gordon eventually being bowled out for 140.

Manly began their second innings nervously, with the Mantos claiming 2 early wickets and Roughley chiming in to have Manly 3 for 50. Their batsmen began to dig in and by stumps they had reached 102 for the no further loss.

Manly have a lead of 60 runs with 7 wickets in hand going into day 2. There is a lot of cricket left in this match with the young Stags needing to fight hard to maintain then upper hand on Day 2.

Dylan Connell 

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

1st Grade vs Sydney University

No report submitted by Steve Colley

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

beverley1st Grade are shown up by Parramatta in a T20 match

This report will be short and not so sweet. After what was a less than ideal preparation for the weekend the 1st XI put together one of its worst performances to date for this season. Our bowling lacked the necessary precision needed for 20/20 cricket on most occasions; Connell and Richtor being the exceptions.

Iain Beverley, the only shinning light with the bat

Parramatta got off to a flyer and were cruising along at 10 per over in the first handful of overs. Balls were being blasted to the boundary in all directions, which was an indicator that our line and lengths were not what they needed to be. After 20 tough overs in the field we managed to restrict the total to 186 which was a reasonable finish given that we were staring down the barrel of a 200+ chase at the half way point.

A positive belief and a commitment to the task were needed to chase down a pretty decent T20 total. Again we didn't walk the walk as the innings started poorly and failed to gain momentum with the top order failing to deliver what they are supposed to.

Iain 'The Troll' Beverley was the only one to put up a fight his gallant effort of 56 from 44 balls saved a little face for the team, starving us from certain embarrassment. Bevo batted the way he knows how and is fast becoming the mainstay of the batting order and the man to turn to when the chips are down. Keep showing the way Bev, the boys will follow!!!! More application and practice to improve our skills are required particularly given certain match/ game situations. Less talk and more action is required into Christmas and the New Year to ensure an enjoyable finish to the season.

James Packman 

Second Grade Match Reports 10/11

Second Grade Match Reports 10/11

The Second Grade team plays for The Albert Cup.

All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants. Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Second grade schedule go to Fixtures

Second Grade match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below:

 

 

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Semi Final

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Semi Final

garrattA semi-final win over Randwick - Petersham secures a Grand Final spot for 2nd Grade

The Stags B-siders saved their most complete team performance for the two most important days of the season to date. Hosting the semi-final at Chaaaaaaatswood, "senior Thornborough twin" Garratt won the toss and had no hesitation letting his four-strong wolf pack loose under swing conducive skies.

Garratt leads from the front with his blade, getting the side across the line

They did not disappoint. Adair "I consider myself a bit of a loner" Durie (3/20 off 17 overs) set an ever high bar, bowling through the entire first session and never allowing the Randwick Petersham bats to settle into their work. The pack quickly grew by one with James "I changed my facebook name too... to Jimmy" Campbell (3/15 off 11.4) producing as miserly a spell as ever before wait a second, could it be? there was a third in the pack with "Banana bending" Beau Sadler (3/13 off 11) ripping through the Randy Petes middle order. The pack was superbly supported by a committed fielding display, highlighted by an excellent early catch at 3rd slip by "Mr" Beau Sadler and four handy (including one very special) graps by "the younger Thornborough twin" Thornborough behind the sticks. Randwick Petersham 86 all out in 45.4 overs.

With more than half the day's play remaining, the Stags top order set about building a platform for a long stint at the crease, with the skipper Garratt (45 off 182) and "Jordie's missus" Liddle (31 off 100) putting their heads together for 31 overs to put on 56 crucial runs. The highlight of this match securing partnership was undoubtedly the patience exhibited and the willingness to outbore each other and the Randy Petes' fielders. Here's hoping for more of the same this weekend! First innings points were secured for the loss of three bats, before the fourth wicket fell at the overnight score of 4/99.

jordan liddleAfter a stuttering start to the second day, Craig "Busboy" Thornborough (56* off 75) showed his potential with the blade by mixing defence and controlled aggression to score 47 of the last 60 runs, securing a first innings lead of 94 (Gordon all out 180 in the 80th over). Ever hard to suppress, the contributions of wolf pack leaders Campbell (a 28 ball duck) and Durie (2 off 18) cannot be overlooked in enabling CT to do his thing and build the lead. If all ten wickets were sold at such a price the captain wouldn't be losing so much of his hair.

Jordan Liddle stuck around with his skipper, before striking out on the second day

With only 54 overs of play remaining, Randy Petes threw everything at the B-Stags, piling on 9(dec)/ 149 in 22 overs, with Adair "Kong" Durie collecting yet another triple (3/ 60 off 9) and "JC-Bomb" Campbell (2/55 off 9), Ben "Benjamin James" Garratt (2/ 19 off 3) and Beau "Beau" Sadler (1/10 off 2) all chipping in to stem the flow of runs by taking wickets. With the exception of a howler of a drop from an unnamed left arm opening swing bowler, the fielding and catching standards were maintained in tricky conditions and this is sure to be a key ingredient in the trophy tilt. With 56 runs required in 30 overs for outright points, Cameron "Captain Waterproof" Eccles (38 off 42) was having nothing of merely seeing out the day, smashing the ball to all parts to bring home the win in style inside 14 overs.

And thus the seconds roll on to face North Sydney in the ultimate match of the season at Hurstville Oval this coming Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 1 vs 2 from the end of the regular season. Nothing to lose and everything to gain in a match that the Stags have not competed in for over 15 years and have not won for nigh on 85. Cometh the hour cometh the Stag.

Pow!
Ben Garratt

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 15

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 15

durie2nd Grade have a hiccup on their way to the finals

It seems I have the unfortunate task of reporting on one of the very few losses that the Stags second grade has endured this season and therefore may be a rather short report. It seemed an odd game right from the start. We arrived on a pleasant saturday morning at Chatswood to find the grass roughly shin high due to the approaching rugby season, and continued on out to the middle where we discovered a brand new wicket which felt a little soft. This situation would not have been predicted by many.

Adair Durie charges in on a deck that provided assistance to the bowlers

We lost the toss and no surprise we were sent into bat. Cam and myself were given the instructions to be more cautious than usual given the uncertainty of the wicket. I failed to do this at all and was out in the third over. Cam played some good shots however he fell in reasonably quick succession, Which was followed by Justin, which was followed by Garratt, which was followed by Harry Turner and before long we were looking in a very uncomfortable position at 5 for 29. 'Missy' Higgins and Will Sweeney put up some resistance to take the score to 52 before Missy was out. The tail did wag a little with some big hitting from Sadler, but without doubt the most comfortable bat of the day was Will Sweeney who topscored with 25. We finished all out for 92 0ff just 35 overs, easily our lowest total this season.

At the break Garratt told us that despite the total we put on the board we should give it 100% with the ball and in the feild, and I believe for the opening part of thier innings we did that. The bowlers tried hard and there was good energy in the field, however you know when the end is near when Missy gets a bowl, with Blacktown needing only four runs to win missy bowled his first, and dare I say last ball in grade cricket which ended at the mid wicket boundary and game over. With considerably better batting condtions, in the end Blacktown passed our total four wickets down.  

After the game Garratt stressed to the boys that we shouldnt lose confidence after this game, I know all the lads will train hard during the week and be ready for our preliminary final against Sydney at Chatswood, for what is the biggest game of our season to date.

Jordan Liddle 

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14

manatee

2nd Grade have a solid win against the Sharks

With the prospect of securing 2nd position or even chasing down leaders North Sydney the reserve graders made their way down to Caringbah to net us some sharks. Mini Missy (Liddle) and Mini Sadds (Avendano) had an especially long trip ahead of them especially after their cosmetic surgery to look more like their idols.

Will "Manatee" Sweeney flounders around the field

Losing the toss on what seemed like a flat and true pitch we knew we needed to work hard to bowl a underachieving Sutherland side out. With the likes of Murphy the Sharks had the potential to hurt us early on with some big hitting. Early wickets were the key to unlocking their batting. 'Morpheus' Campbell got us off to a flyer, snicking off the opener for a gentle catch to 'Lowndes' Thornborough. Some questions were asked if he did hit it but Missy believed it would get squared up later. 'Morpheus' continued to trouble the batsmen and was rewarded when he broke through the deference's of the Sharks no. 3.

'King Kong' Durie also toiled away at the opposite end with a couple of lbw shouts being turned down. Kong after throwing down some heavy barrels got his man Mario with a catch to point. 'Chippy' Sadler was the next to get a breakthrough with a catch to 'Mini Sadler'. There was still a bit of danger with Murphy still occupying the crease and still looking aggressive. In stepped the sea creature of the hour; the famous Manatee.

Is it a Dugong, is it a Seal, no it's a 'Manatee'.

sadlerWith six wickets required to get the Stags into bat, 'Manatee' Sweeney saw his opportunity and floundered (I don't think Manatees can pounce or even do anything a speed). Murphy gone stumps scattered everywhere like limbs in a Saw movie. He then teamed up with 'Poco' Thornborough, 'Heels' Avendano and the occasional solo effort of obliterating the sticks, to finish off the Sutherland middle and lower order to finish with 6 for 24 off 6. In the context of the game he was able to snatch player of the round, that's the 1st one for the season for 2's.

The real Beau Saddler strides out as he sends one down

With only 30 overs bowled in the day so far a lot of cricket was still to be played. The plan was to bat for the rest of the day and pile on the runs. Did our game plan happen, wouldn't have thought so. Chasing down these small totals needs a good start and that's what 'JA's mate' Liddle and I set out to do. Unfortunately 'Mini Missy' Liddle took a leaf out of his messiah's handbook and left one a little too close to his stumps and was bowled with the score at 1 -10. In stepped our heroic leader to steady the ship and build a partnership. We added 20 to the score until BG poked at one outside off stump and was caught in the cordon for 0.

'Knees' Avendano limped his way out to the centre and after his usually greeting of 'no quick singles' we set out trying to build on our total. Yet again we couldn't get any momentum with our batting losing both JA and myself with the score at 56, still 50 to get. 'Hootch' Turner was joined by 'SS Cargo' Higgins and put together a little partnership to get us past the Sharks total before Hootch was cleaned up by a part time spinner and Cargo smashed one to the wicketkeeper. It was left up to the tail to salvage something of the day and they did disappoint (harsh?) only adding another 30 runs ending our innings at 136 and still 13 over's to play. The highlight of our batting performance was King Kong's innings of 4, 4, Out (very entertaining).

With 6 points and 2nd place on the ladder secured the motivation to grab 10 points wasn't there. The second innings saw the sharks set us 240 runs to chase in 40 overs. We didn't attempt to chase down the runs, instead opting to get some valuable centre wicket batting under our belts. In the end it was a nothing day. Big club, 2 grandstands,

BANG!!!!!!!!

Cam Eccles

Player Profile: This weeks player of the round
Name: Manatee
Height : 3.5m Long
Weight : Pretty Heavy
Likes: Tennis, sushi, the Aquarium, smashed crabs,
Fears: Ships and propellers, and Rex Hunt
Favorite Movie: The Little Mermaid

Next Week's Articles
Jordan Liddle next Charlie Sheen???
Justin Avendano gives a quick lesson in jogging.
Beau Saddler: The Dangers of domestic abuse.

 

2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

Will Sweeney2nd Grade Report laden with nicknames and great individual performances

The two days of Round 13 against Fairfield-Liverpool consisted of two very different days of weather. The first day was cloudy with intermittent showers. The second day was sunny and warm. The pitch on the first day was also wet with a consistent covering of green grass. As such, Parrot decided to bowl after winning the toss.

Will Sweeney takes a different approach after an off day with the ball

To the credit of Fairfield, the first day ended for rain after 64 overs at 4-170.

That said, Gordon bowled without luck. All 5 seamers bowled good persistent lines and lengths, with many balls beating the bat. The fielding was also near faultless. James 'Ninja' Campbell snared the first wicket, 'Donkey Kong' Durie the second (Cashy), 'Parrot' Garratt the third (1/17 off 1) and 'Queenslander' Sadler the fourth.

Of additional note was the even greater than usual verbal garbage resonating from the slip cordon. Justin 'SuperStar' Avendano arguing with Jordan 'MiniMissy' Liddle and Craig 'Bus Boy' Thornborough that one lands on their heels when they run was ridiculous!

Beau Sadler

Beau Sadler, ever proud of his average, hits down the ground

Gordon bowled 32.1 overs on the second day. The bowling highlight of the morning was Ninja's 14 overs straight reaping an additional 3 wickets (4/72 off 32), with the left-handers being his preferred meal as usual. It has been satisfying seeing the consistent, accurate, swing bowling that Ninja has performed for us all-throughout the season starting to have better results. However, a Michelle would have more appropriate this round.

'Queenslander' Sadler didn't bowl the consistency of the first day, but sporadically generated good pace and picked up another wicket (2/51 off 23).

Will 'Manatee' Sweeney had an unusual off day, thrown off line by the lefties, but his figures didn't reflect his pressure bowling on the first day (0/50 off 13).

'Donkey Kong' Durie only bowled 4.1 overs on the second day due to a stomach virus, having lost 6kgs in the 24 hours before the morning's play, but still sneakily picked up 2 wickets, the 10 and 11 of course. This left Gordon requiring 271 to win off 87 overs on the extended second day.

Cam 'X' Eccles and MiniMissy opened as usual. These two batsmen are giving the team more and more confidence as the season is progressing. Today was no different, until MiniMissy was out caught down legside for 20, the score at 25. Despite undoubtedly having the most complete technique in the team, MiniMissy has a tendency to get out in unusual ways.

Jordan LiddleIt is worth noting that MiniMissy was absent at subsequent team talks once dismissed, preferring the more consoling and intimate company of a certain blond. Ian 'Cargo' Higgins in defence of his prot'g' said, "Fair enough!"

Snapped!!! - Jordan Liddle's blonde is not impressed by the action on the field

Parrot was back at his team's favourite position for him, No. 3. He was looking good until he lazily drove one to short cover on 11.

X and SuperStar took the score from 63 to 166, with SuperStar out after tea off a full-toss on 41, caught at mid-wicket. He once again looked comfortable, his innings being typically offensive and laden with glorious drives on the ground and in the air.

X unfortunately fell not long after on 96, providing slips practice off a wide full delivery from an off-spinner. X is obviously in good form. His innings was flawless, only getting a little loose just before tea on 74 and again on 75. His drives and cuts were scintillating. Of greater note was:

  1. The patience X showed by waiting for 'his ball' to punish, and
  2. X started slowly (X was only 5 when MiniMissy was out for 20), allowing his 'eye to get in' before settling back into 'business as usual' and reaping the rewards of time at the crease.

Cargo joined Harry 'Hooch' Turner on 174 but was out lbw on 4 with the score at 188. While making his way to his cricket kit, Cargo rather aggressively asked the green plastic chair next to the change-room door, "Is there any danger of a good decision?" Whilst cringing in pain, I am sure I heard the sore plastic green chair say, "I thought you smashed it as well".

Harry Turner Harry Turner Harry Turner

Harry 'Hooch' Turner shows the rest of them how it's done during his masterclass

Manatee joined Hooch on 188 and left on 215, out lbw to a full-toss for 13. His innings was highlighted by two lofted 4's over the off-side.

Bus Boy helped Hooch take the score to 247 when he was bowled by the very slow-medium bowler. His innings consisting of his usual, busy running between wickets and occasional successful cross-bat swipe.

As expected, the game was soon over when Queenslander joined Hooch. His 14 not out consisted of 3 powerful 4's including the match-winning runs. This now takes his average to 121 and it is likely his new bat is going to stay in his kit until next season!

Hooch ended on 61 not out. His innings was chanceless. Hooch has brought a significant level of maturity to our middle order. At no time did Hooch seem pressured by the fact he was holding our innings together, as well as our chance of 6 points. His cuts and drives were very precise. His attentive running between wickets gained a few pressure-relieving runs (that is, pressure off the spectators) and he always put pressure on the fielders, some time too much!

So another 6 points, keeping us second on the ladder, 9 points ahead of third. Unfortunately, the 1st place North Sydney achieved an outright, moving them 8 points ahead of us. The draw has reasonably meant that we would need to have an outright win against the 16th placed Sutherland and North Sydney would need to lose against the 5th placed St George in the next and penultimate round for us to achieve an unlikely 1st place. I'll go to bed now to dream about similarly likely things!

Adair 'Donkey Kong' Durie

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

eccles10 points in 40 degrees for the 2nd Graders  

With a long drive out to Penrith, the Wolverines were not too excited to play in 42 degree heat. But with the start we got off to, the heat didn't bother the pack. The deck had a lot of life in it and we had to take the most of it. Adair 'Donkey Kong' Durie and James 'Foxing' Campbell got us off to the dream start picking up early wickets have them 5 for 30. Judge and JC have been doing a great job all year of keeping the spinners off.

Cam Eccles pumps the Panthers

The slip cordon is always in the game with the Penrith batsman playing and missing most deliveries. 'Chunks' Sweeney and Beau '107' Sadler came on with instant success with Chunks striking with his 1st ball. The fast bowlers bowled great lines with a moving ball. 'JA' finished the innings off with Beau always looking comfortable under the high ball.

With a small target required the boys were confident we would chase the runs down before the end of Day 1. Cam and Jordy didn't get off to the best of starts with a mix up with the score on 6 Jordy was run out for 2. Soon after Harry was LBW for 0. With the score 2 for 11, Cam and JA got the score to 48. Cam, JA and Missy fell within 15 runs of each other. We needed a partnership to get us over the line.  Ben 'Fingers' Garratt toughed it out with Sadler and declared at 7 for 127 so we would have 8 overs at them. Day 1 finished with a victory to the boys and the score 0-13.

avendanoComing back on day 2 we needed early wickets and Chunks did that for us. Will bowled at pace with great lines picking up 5 wickets. He has improved a great deal during the season and is a key player for us getting to the finals. BG introduced himself in front of 'Missy' Higgins and bowled a good spell of bowling taking 2 wickets in 2 balls. The field came in for the hat-trick ball. Ben must have thought the batsman had a weakness with the cut shot, bowling it short outside off, but got us right back in the game for a outright win.

This humble author snaffles a catch in the slips

Chasing 77 for victory Jordan and Cam got us to 38 before the 1st wicket. Harry and Justin fell soon after before Cam and Sadler getting us over the line. With a controversial finish with Beau been bowled after we passed the score, it meant it would half his average. But the game was over so it still remains as the best average in 2nd grade at 107.

Another great win by the Wolverines. This puts us into 2nd position, and a good shot at the finals.

Justin Avendano

2nd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

2nd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

avendano2nd Grade stick to their guns against the Rangers  

3 Weeks ago after breaking down at Manly oval both physically and mentally and giving myself a self diagnosis that I was going to be out for 6 to 8 months with a torn spinal cord I found myself on the roster this week 'playing.' All that hard work and exercise really paid off during the week.

Justin 'Fox 8' Avendano - A movie career beckons

When you're winning you don't want to miss games and also there was no chance I was going to miss out on seeing Sweeny's hansom face, and going for a ride in that funky smelling car. If one was to describe the aroma that smacks you across the face upon entry, you could say it was a mixture of food sorts, cream donuts, cheese burgers, and yogo gorilla puddings. Sween's likens the smell to that of breakfast.

You got to love a home game at Chatswood Oval, especially one where you have the honour of partnering 'Judgy' Durie in the opening spell of the morning. Everyone who has the opportunity to take the new ball at Chatswood Oval should feel privileged as there is always plenty in it. And as 'Ted' Durie likes to explain, each ball is worth $60 so by taking the new rock he and I are making a mockery of our cricket fees. It was also great having the big 4 back in the team having missed Beau who was pumped to bowl to his old team, he definitely had a twitch in his eye and was in great form having taken 4 wickets the week before.

ecclesWith a great team vibe, a wolf pack mentality and a string of victories the energy in the field is good and it definitely shows. Everyone is behind the bowling and wickets tend to fall regularly. Another reason we haven't dropped many chances this year. Craig 'Thorny' noted at the end of the 1st day, that you could see the differences in the teams and I quote Thorny 'you could really see the differences in the teams,' Thorny, 'Saint' to some and 'George' to others has really brought a new culture to this young Gordon 2nd grade team. He must have learnt a lot playing for that other club ' who was it again?

Cam Eccles posts 148 to keep the Ranges at bay

With short boundaries and a true playing wicket 270 was probably not a bad result although I think we deserved better, there were times where we did bowl too short however this was mainly due to intimidation tactics. Intimidation has been a big factor in the 2nd grade team this year, we offer intimidation with a four pronged attack of pace bowlers, with our aggressive batting, our enjoyment of the male camel toe and the fact that a few of us are involved in the bikey gang 'the wolverines.' It isn't hard to spot a fellow 'wolverine' off the field, they wear matching scarves, drink Semillon and love good cheese. One of these wolverines Adair finished with a modest 3 wickets.

The batting this year apart from the game against Sydney and Manly has been a pleasure to watch its always good knowing that when you have bowled first, day two is my weekend off. And to analyze our success I will break it into stats. For those that don't like stats look away spoiler alert.

In 2nd grade this year 3 of our players are in the top 10 for batting and runs scored.

7th is Justin Avadano 372 runs
9th Jordan Liddle 364 runs
10th Cameron Eccles  357 runs.

When you look at batting averages we have one person up there.

9th Beau Sadler!?! %&*$ He is averaging 75 this year.

Cam Eccles played a great innings scoring 148 runs, POW! If you wanted to know the secret to his success you would have to look to Friday night where he spent most of his night at the 'rape dungeon'. Yes he did miss the 2nd grade Friday 3am team meeting at Cargo but he scored runs so all can be forgiven. Cam and Jordi have really built up a great relationship in the top order, I wouldn't be surprised if Jordi isn't joining Cam on his Friday nights. Gone are the old days were the opening bats would see off the new ball these two are real run scorers and have the ability to stay out there all day Jordi scored 51 and both shared an opening stand of 110. If they can keep this up we will stand a really good chance come finals!

campbellOther highlights of the innings was Harry 'Hooch' Turner getting timed out as he was to busy 'talking' to these birds at Chatswood in the Cedrik Pike stand. Some call it talking, others call it sharing sandwiches, lucky they were good sorts otherwise we he would have had to have a drink from the cup. 'Pockets' Avendano also did well to score 48 runs, I'll also mention that Pockets will be the new face of the cricket superstar show on TV. What does this mean, it means he gets to hang out with none other than your mate Allan Border. We wish Pockets luck with this great opportunity. For the team let's keep the momentum building into the finals!!!

The author, 'Hernandez' Campbell, continues to excel in the top grades

Here's a little song that will keep us going through to the finals

WE MUST DRINK FROM THE CUP, WE MUST DRINK FROM THE CUP.
THE CUP THE CUP THE CUP
WE MUST DRINK FROM THE CUP, WE MUST DRINK FROM THE CUP
ITS BLUE ITS WHITE ITS BLACK
THE CUP THE CUP THE CUP

Jimmy 'Hernandez' Campbell

2nd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10

2nd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10

turner2nd Grade gets pipped by Manly

After a large festive season from a number of the lads (no Wilbur, I'm not saying you have put on an extra few kilo's nor Brian am i implying that Jordy drank anything but lemonade over NYE) it was almost a start of season feeling for 2's who had gone into the Christmas break performing very well and sitting in third spot. Some solid wins in the latter games of 2010, the Stags were gaining confidence and playing some very good cricket.

Harry 'Hooch' Turner plays a commanding innings to nearly get the boys home

When Missy finds a computer and completes his match report, you'll be able to read more about it. With plenty of rain around during the week, Manly Oval looked green which led the skipper to say "we'll have a bowl" after correctly selecting which side of the coin would be facing up.  After a solid warm up and the muscles finally feeling better after Thursday's training (ok, that may have just been my muscles after coming back to cricket a year older), the lads headed back to the dressing room to get ready to take the field.  

With 'BG' Garratt giving his usual inspirational words at the start of play, this weeks speech included the word facet, the boys hit the field keen to continue our winning streak. 'Judge' Durie led the wolf pack from the front with a superb spell of bowling. The only problem being that it was almost too good for the Manly openers who kept playing and missing or having a slog.  This didn't last too long with Judge breaking through and with 'JC' Campbell chipping in, we quickly had Manly in all sorts.

durieAs can be seen by one of the photo's displayed on the website last week, the bowling from Judge commanded an impressive slip cordon, even if 'Pockets' Avendano at first slip was hiding behind  the keeper because he had a sore left thumb. A good period in the field with plenty of talk (BG said he almost heard Eccles talk) and some good catches by the boys, including 2 by Elliot Richtor at second slip, Manly were in trouble at lunch 5 down for just over 100. Lunch allowed Judge to talk (for the first of many times) about his bowling to the English cricket team on New Years day at the SCG net session which clearly led to Paul Collingwood's retirement.  After hearing this for the third time in 30 minutes, i was grateful that Judge bowls and I keep wickets.

Adair 'Judge' Durie takes apart the Manly batsmen

After lunch, the Stags continued to take wickets and with good energy in the field led by Missy, we pretty soon had Manly at 9-162. Sweeney, BG, 'Els' Richtor and Pockets all provided solid support with Judge collecting a 5 for. With JC injuring his back, someone's mate Brad helped out on the field while JC had a lie down in the grandstand. Even with JC's spikes giving Brad the appearance of wearing clown shoes, he fielded well and even completed a very handy bit of fielding which cut a certain two runs to one and enabling Pockets to pick up a caught and bowled next ball.

Unfortunately, Manly's final pairing, batsman 10 and 11, decided they would show us how you bat with discipline on Manly oval and proved quite stubborn to remove. They defended good balls and dispatched poor ones.  Pretty soon the score crept towards 200 and then they went past. With tea delayed by 30 mins to allow us to get  the final wicket, it was a long hot session and with little joy.  Finally after tea we managed to sneak an LBW and finish the Manly innings at 226.

Jordy and Cam started the Gordon innings off in fine fashion and at stumps we were 0-66 chasing 226.  Looked like an easy win at this stage didn't it?

Unfortunately, the second week did not go to plan at all. From a great start the week before, Stags were now in big trouble losing 6-16 to be 6 down for 82. This meant Harry 'Hooch' Turner was batting much earlier than expected (he was hoping for a bit of recovery time after apparently a night of passion) and joining him at the crease was Els who said he only bat if required because he had a sore finger.

ecclesI don't know about the two Bevo's and Shayne, but us keepers generally play each week with broken and bruised fingers and there is none of this whingeing.

Great camera work, but perhaps something Eccles may want to forget

Hooch and Els batted superbly and saw us get to lunch still 6 down.  After lunch they continued the solid batting and with Judge counting the runs required to win down, victory was back in Gordon's grasp. The partnership had taken the score from 6-82 to 6 -201. Unfortunately, with a new ball taken and some decisions not going our way, the game went Manly's way. It is still amazing we lost the game and I even thought we had the game when batting with JC and needing 13 to win (even if JC was commenting on how his helmet was way to big for his head and maybe he shouldn't have swapped lids with Judge), but that is cricket.

Overall, we should take away some excellent performances, namely Judge's bowling and the batting of El's and Hooch and look forward to winning more matches on the way to the final series.

Craig 'Thorny' Thornborough

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

2nd Grade vs Sydney University

No report submitted by Ian Higgins

2nd Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

2nd Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

sadler2nd Grade scare the Ghosts  

1st of all sorry this is not a 2000 word report like last round from Adair but here we go. We travelled to the amazing complex of Raby on a perfect Saturday morning. The boys knew that a win would get us into the top six. As soon as Adair walked out to the wicket he signalled to Ben we were going to bowl. Ben won the toss and sent Campbelltown into bat. Adair 'King wolf' Durie (3/27) started this innings off well collecting 3 early wickets with James 'never in doubt' Campbell taking a great catch moving backwards and forwards to claim it.

Beau Saddler in fine form, keeping it tight and picking up a pole

In the huddle after his second wicket, Adair suggested we needed to bowl as a pack of wolves. We did so, with James Campbell (1/19)collecting his first wicket for the match. JC and Adair bowled with great accuracy and were constantly beating the bat which set the game up for the supporting bowlers.

Will 'beef' Sweeney (3/23) bowled with great precision with a swinging ball to collect 3 wickets well supported with beau Sadler bowling with great pace collecting one himself. Justin (2/5) chipped in with 2 late wickets to finish the innings with Campbelltown only managing 104. The enthusiasm in the field was 100% better than last week, we were always on top. Keep it up boys.

Cam Eccles and Harry 'Justin?' Turner started off the innings well putting on 30 before the 1st wicket. Cam got off to a good start but played one shot to many to lose his wicket for 16. Ben 'let it bounce' Garrett batted very well with some beautiful lofted drives before he lost his wicket in unusual fashion when the ball slipped from the bowlers hand and went straight up in the middle of the pitch. Ben ran towards the ball and attempted to hit it on the full when he top edged it back to the bowlers hands for 30. With the bonus point in sight at 30 overs, Harry decided to finish it a little earlier with a four to bring up a well deserved 50 not out.

It was another great win by the boys with all players contributing in different ways. If we keep up the spirit of this team we will have a great shot at the finals.

Justin Avendano

2nd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

2nd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

2nd Grade vs Parramatta

Inaugrual T20 match washed out.

 

Third Grade Match Reports 10/11

Third Grade Match Reports 10/11

The third grade team plays for Mitchell Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the third grade schedule go to Fixtures

Third Grade match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below:

 

 

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 15

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 15

livermore3rd Grade vs Blacktown at Blacktown Olympic Park No. 2

Arriving at the ground early Saturday morning, the Thirsties were looking to end the season with a second win on the trot, and go out on a high over their lower placed opponents Blacktown.

'Reg' Livermore finishes on 73 not out after a great innings

Howitt had some luck with the toss calling correctly and electing to send Blacktown in on a good wicket that would prove to take both spin and seam. Pat Effeney and Alex Lines got the Stags of to a good start with Pat claiming the first wicket with a well directed bouncer. The catch was taken behind the wicket by Beverley, who would go on to claim six dismissals for the game.

Not long after, Pat went down with a rolled ankle which needed some treatment. Pats injury gave 3rd grade debutant Ben Armstrong his opportunity. Ben bowled really well and despite this author putting a tough chance down he was able to grab a wicket to continue to put Blacktown on the back foot.

Howitt then introduced spin and it proved to be a good move as the wicket was gripping and turning. With some purchase in the wicket all the spinners bowled well to claim a combined 6 for 86 including 8 maidens.

Pascal bowled well to claim 2 wickets, including two excellent stumpings behind the wicket by Tom Beverly. Howitt was as usual extremely tough to get away and claimed a wicket, whilst Tjaard bowled well in claiming 3 wickets and helped to wrap up the tail.

howittAn excellent team effort highlighted by Beverley's 6 dismissals meant the Stags were left with the small total of just 156 for victory.

Howitt, Player of the Year, makes sure he gets a good bowl in the final round

Howitt was the first to go in the run chase for 13, but from then on it was all the Stags with Mark Fonseka and Damon Livermore batting beautifully to put on 105 for the second wicket. With smart running between the wickets and some brutal shots square of the wicket by Reg these two took the total to 121 before Fonseka was out caught.

Reg went on to post 73 not out and guide the Stags to victory just 3 wickets down.

Well done boys on a good win and ending the season on a high even if we did finish a disappointing 8th on the ladder.

Pascal 

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14

lines3rd Grade come through unscathed as the Sharks circle  

After weeks of constant frustration watching all the other grades win while we constantly faltered, the Thirds finally got back onto the winners list after a game in which substantial individual performances got us over the line. After arriving deliberately late in order to hopefully miss the folding of the covers, Hoppa merely asked the opposition what they would prefer to do and we were in the field. Sutherland promptly signalled their intentions by dispatching Pat over square leg for six in the first over. However quickly rebounded to nick off their opener and should have had a couple more if it wasn't for some somewhat laughable catching.

"Your Hero" Lines hits "the best cover drive in history"

Fortunately Hoppa once again turned up with the ball and bowled good lines while varying his pace well, keeping it tight and picking a crucial wicket of someone who hit boundaries for fun. Kurt was well welcomed into the third grade bowling crease bowling a random mixture of leg spinning wicket taking deliveries that were sent over the midwicket fence but removed Sutherland's solid looking opener well caught by Chappo. Pat 'I'm a rubbish bloke' Effeney then returned to pick up another deserved wicket before tea however Sutherland went into the break well in front in the game.

The post tea session was more productive with Your Hero bowling consistent half volley throw-downs, to which somehow the batsman got themselves out. and Pascal, bowling some decent stuff as opposed to his usual dribble. Wickets kept falling at regular intervals and with some more horrible catching from the usual suspects (Tjaard 'I'm never going to the Orchard again until Hoppa gives me a bowl' Tait) we managed to capture the last 6 wickets for 54 and had a manageable chase to look forward to with 8 overs to bat out overnight. Fortunately for us, typically pessimistic Reg's 'easier to get rid of than a common cold' prediction of two down overnight was not to eventuate. However we lost newcomer Fonseka, unluckily caught down the leg side for one.

pascalDay two saw overcast skies and hope of the international cricket card game returning with on and off showers during the warm-up. Fortunately the weather cleared and we were to have the complete complement of overs to hopefully run down the gettable total. We started poorly with Tom 'Cymbals' Beverly losing his off stump early to a seaming ball and Kris 'I don't deserve a nickname' Colley nicking off early.

Pascal provides some substance to the middle order

Taity came in and looked solid and once Reg got himself out, combined well with Pascal to put on 50 before he chased a wide one that kept low and was caught behind for a well made 36. Taity then missed a straight one and Kurt got bowled off his elbow and we were suddenly 7/102 and looking to be in trouble with the bat for the umpteenth time since Christmas.

Andrew 'Cartman' Chapman and Ed 'How have I not won a player of the round yet?' Howitt combined at the crease and started carefully against some decent bowling. Chappo got his innings started with his customary loft over long on off the spinner and Hoppa started to punish anything full. Ed has been in supreme form lately and looked good as he hit numerous times over the infield and all of a sudden the Sutherland team were worried. Unfortunately, he fell short again of a well deserved hundred and was caught behind on 77, with 30 still to get.

chapmanLuckily Chappo was still batting patiently and showed his faith in Your Hero, trying to run me out without facing a ball. We slowly worked the singles while trying to hit the bad balls for four, and with an added rain break for suspense, we only needed 10 with two wickets still in hand. Your hero then hit the best cover drive in history, and then decided he had had enough of batting and was hit on the foot off the last ball of the 80th over leaving 6 needed with one wicket in hand.

The real "hero" at the end of the innings, Chapman gets the side across the line

Luckily Chappo has mastered the art of the glide through third man under pressure, and after refusing a single off the first ball of the over with Pat up the other end, calmly hit the next two balls for four and ended a spectacular run chase. Chappo's 52* was very mature and showed his class in a difficult situation. Pat proceeded to lead the song but I think everyone had forgotten the words.

Finally, victory at last.

Your Hero, Alex Lines

 

3rd Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

3rd Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

dowsley3rd Grade Report: Fairfield Liverpool

I can't tell you what happened in the first five minutes of the warm up because, well, I just wasn't there. Arriving at 11:21 on the Samsung, I must have missed whatever it was we did wrong because the first day at Fairfield was nothing short of a disaster for the Thirsties.

Nick Dowsley hits out on Day 2

The customary laid back warm up, complete with men hanging their legs over the fence pretending to stretch was followed up by a quick jog then into some intense ground fielding. Just as the bowlers started bowling and the batsmen started batting, the captains started tossing and it was decided that Fairfield should bowl first on a green wicket. It seemed that once again Ed had decided against winning the toss, putting the pressure on the opposing captain to make the tough decision. Tough it wasn't, as we found out throughout the first 32 overs of day one.

Not much to say about these overs really. Charles Bangs and I sat down, 11 and 10 respectively, looking forward to a day of Zooper Doopers and lazy banter. A couple of hours later I watched from the non strikers as Charles was bowled first ball, and we were all out for 87. Howitt top scored with 26, but overall it was a day dominated by the Fairfield bowlers.

Just as our turn for retribution came, it started to rain. So without use of the bowler-friendly wicket, Gordon were left disappointed and somewhat disenchanted with the game as it stood.

Week two presented a new challenge: 120 overs in a single day. Ouch. With most arriving at 8:30 this week we looked to have a good attitude in everything we did. If we lost on first innings, said the captain, we should gun for the second innings points. With Fairfield one man down, this too looked to be in our favour. The pitch, however, seemed a little changed from the one a week previous.

The openers, in a normal run chase, bowled fairly well. Given the context of the game, however early wickets were required. Effeney picked up one early and Charles toiled hard at the other end, but unluckily went without reward. Enter our inspirational captain, the best performer in 3rds, and maybe even the club, for the last month, and Gordon were right back in it. Ed bowled 21 overs, with only one break to change his end, for 25 runs. He also managed to pick up 5 wickets along his merry way.

Of the other bowlers, Alex 'Boogie Board' Lines also bowled tightly and snared a critical wicket, while Effeney's second spell was rather better than his first, and he finished with 3-33 of his 18 overs.

Fairfield had to work hard for their runs, but eventually the Gordon total proved to be insufficient and Fairfield passed our score six down. A well earned first innings victory, but the game wasn't done yet. Bowling them out with a scant lead of 13, Gordon were determined to get six points out of this game.

Again, there really isn't a whole lot to talk about in the top order, with the exception of the resurgent Nick Dowsley, who hung around with Ed and Alex lines to make Fairfield chase 130 odd for the outright off 26 overs. Once again, Ed played some nice shots, as did Al, but the star was Digger, who smashed his way back into form with some stylish driving and ferocious pull shots.

Game on! Fairfield needed the ten points, Gordon needed the six. Charlie opened up and went on to get the rewards that deserted him in the first innings. He bowled 10 overs straight, with the figures of 3-42. This really was a great effort in the context of the game. Alex also picked up a wicket, and Effeney was the beneficiary of some late game hitting, ending up with three dismissals, all caught off attempted slogs. Though Ed went wicketless, again he showed serious class with the ball.

Although he was denied player of the round because of 'the context of the game' this round, as well as the round before, surely the context of back-to-back five fas, as well as a 'four-fa' and an eighty will ensure him player of the month? I suppose we'll find out in the context of the next club meeting. Chin up Ed.

Overall, it was a very disappointing loss for the Thirds in a game that was very winnable. Now out of the six, the Thirds need to rediscover the ability to put on a decent total, and our bowlers need to keep plugging away and striving to achieve that consistency of line and length. We just need to improve.

Yes Taity.

Patrick Effeney

3rd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

3rd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

d'elpineThird Grade vs Penrith

Day 1

The Killara wicket has been reasonable to bowl on first over the last few weeks but with the extreme heat on Saturday, winner of the toss was always going to bat. The odds were stacked against us with Ed only winning 1 out of twelve tosses this season, not surprisingly Penrith won the toss and elected to bat.

Pascal continues to contribute with bat and ball

With the Stags bowling consistently although with some occasional short and wide crap, the batsmen steadied and moved to 2-120 at tea. After tea there were a few near things but unfortunately it wasn't our day and none came off. The two Penrith batsmen continued after tea and a very large score was on the cards before a couple of wickets had things looking up. Charlie Bangs (1-44) and Alex Lines (2-41) bowled well with good lines but not length. Ed, who had bowled only 2 overs before the break, began a long and successful spell where he took 5 wickets with his well-flighted offies, the action he got off Pat Symcox. He probably could have had 6-for if we took our catches.

It was a long hot and frustrating day in the field, with Penrith finishing on 9-298. Pretty sure most of us don't want to relive it, so I don't have much more to say on day one, particularly as I wrote this report on Saturday night after spending the whole day in 49C.

Day 2

Chasing a total like Penrith's has certainly been possible at Killara over the years. An hour or so after the beginning of play on Sunday saw the score at 6-38. With only Reg ('there's no better feeling than blocking a bloke for 6 balls in a row') managing to fight through the difficult period, it was not looking good. Then things went from bad to worse when Reg got unlucky and was declared out LBW for 20 off 200 balls, leaving the lower order with a lot of work left to do, particularly after a disappointing performance by the top 5. However, from adversity comes achievement when Pascal and Howitt got together to improve the situation. Batting very sensibly, they added 95 before rain and bad light saw players off the field for an extended period.

As the rain started to fall and after having to do the covers numerous times, thanks to the cold southerly breeze (dearly missed on Saturday) we decided it was time to put our heads together and think of a new game to occupy our time in the sheds. Moments later Tait and Beverley came across a deck of cards, not just any cards, but Australian cricket player stats cards from 1994. So a new game began and within moments with the whole team getting involved with more enthusiasm than they'd mustered that weekend. Taity took the first game easily thanks to sneakily studying the cards before play commenced and of course making up the rules as he went along.

bangsThat was also the last time he scored that day, going on to get his first ever duck at Gordon. Henry was a standout finishing in second place every time, and second behind Tait for a TFC award. The remainder of the players had one win each after realising that Shane Watson is the worst player in the deck with Alan Border being ten times better than the kid who gets his medal, but I suppose they were from 1994. We can safely say that it will be called the Watto medal soon.

Charlie Bangs persists in the dreadful heat

Also for the first time ever Pascal couldn't believe it when his hero leggie Warnie lost to Stuart MacGill, as he had a better bowling average than the great one. If there's any cricket memorabilia that MacGill owns it'll be those 1994 stats cards.

As Henry came close to winning his first game the rain stopped and covers needed to be removed to continue our run chase.

Howitt and Pascal went out needing 8 an over from the reduced 25 overs and added a total of 142 before Pascal was dismissed after yet another useful contribution of 52. Alex (sidekick9) Lines strode in looking good to his form in stick cricket on the iphone, while the skipper moved towards what might have been a memorable match for him ' 5-for and a ton. Unfortunately, he was dismissed for a fantastic 88, Alex then deciding that he could get 15 an over instead of playing out 7overs for the draw, which lead to the final 2 wickets crumbling soon after. This saw the Stags falling 84 runs short of Penrith's total being all out for 215.

A very disappointing outcome for the Stags, which means we now have to win our remaining 3 games to make finals. Perhaps we should look no further than the determined manner in which our skipper approaches the game or maybe just play 1994 cricket stats trivia instead.

Tjaard Tait

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

carruthersA shakey batting performance made it hard for the bowlers 

Howitt astonishingly won his first toss of the season and opted to bat at Asquith. The first hour of the game belonged to ND's as we lost 3 wickets for no runs with the score on 26. Colley and Tait began to rebuild, taking the score to 67, until Kris lost his wicket on 23 after batting for 75 minutes. Tait fell soon after, top scoring with 25.

A 'measured' Tom Carruthers adds valuable runs to the total

The steady loss of wickets meant our innings could not gain any momentum or rhythm to it. Pascal de l'Epine chipped in with 21, but again a third grade batsman failed to reach the magical number of 30 in two consecutive rounds. Tom Carruthers batted in a measured manner and was able to add valuable runs to our total. The innings came to a close with the score on 145 and Tom on 22 not out.

There were some signs of things starting to come together, however the continuous loss of wickets meant that we could not link a quality partnership together. We were in need of a big score from the top order to anchor our innings.

With 14 overs remaining on Day 1, and the Asquith wicket keeping low, Effeney, Carruthers, and Howitt all toiled hard for their wickets, and with the score at 3/18 at stumps, there was a glimmer of hope that this match could be ours.

On the resumption of Day 2, we kept fighting to try and swing the match back into our favour, and the with the score at 6/88, we were still a chance, however a strong partnership saw the Rangers pass our total 6 down. Howitt was the standout taking 4/22 off 21. Our bowling was a positive that we can take away from the match, yet our total of 145 was never enough runs to work with.

We are currently sitting in 6th place on table, with many teams hot on our tail. This forthcoming round against Penrith is a must win for Thirds to avoid the chaos of the middle table. We are not far away from our potential. A batsman to kick on after a start and partnerships are crucial so we can take the 6 points in our next round.

Tom Beverley

3rd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10

3rd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10

sadler3rd Grade fail to string partnerships together

Another game starts in the opposition's hand as Howitt loses the toss. 0 wins from 10, he is looking to break records.\

Beau Sadler tries to make his mark with the willonw

In the bowling department Beau Saddler 4 for 49 of 17 and Pascal 3 for 57 of 21 were the standouts. With a long day in the field a good result to keep them 9 for 228 at the end of play.

The declaration of the Manly side 10 minutes before the start of the second day gave Gordon 80 overs to score 228, which is under 3 an over and was a good test for the 3rd Grade batsmen. With an early wicket in the first over, Kris was sent back to the pavilion and Nick Dowlsey went out to join Damien Livermore.

Both did the job of getting us off to a good start and we started to gain a bit of momentum. However, both getting in the early 20's shifted the responsibility on to the other batsman who also got a start. Crosland looking very determined playing in his 'V' and taking charge to the spinner (top score 29). Beau Saddler also scoring in the 20's but disappointed he didn't go on with it. Howitt and Tom had a good partnership but yet again both getting out in the 20's.

A disappointing loss for the Stags, falling only 50 runs short against the team at the top of the ladder. We needed at least one person to go on with their score and there would have been a different result. One positive to take out though is that we are a definite semi final team and are determined to finish in the top 6.

Kris Colley

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

howitt3rd Grade vs Sydney Uni

The Stags all arrived on time at Sydney Uni, for the first T20 of the season. Conditions were slightly overcast. Hoppa cleverly lost the toss for a record 8 times in a row, to save having to make the decision to bowl or bat, and the Stags were sent in to bat.

Ed 'Hoppa' Howitt takes apart the Students' attack early

We lost a wicket early, but that did not stop Ed Howitt accelerating through the early overs with some quick fire runs. Most notably, hitting successive sixes over mid wicket in one disastrous over for the students, he finished with 40 off 21 balls. Crosland kept the runs ticking over while punishing the bad ball to the boundary, scoring 15 progressing the score to 60. We looked in a very dominant position until we lost 4 for 9 runs.

Pascal watched on as the middle order were slowly collapsing, but when Beverley came to the crease they built a partnership, looking determined to get the team back on track. Beverley was then caught behind for a well played 16 getting the score to 111. Pascal scoring at more than a run a ball showing good cricket shots are still effective in this shortened version of the game, finishing up with 39. Lines went in at the end, looked to hit some boundries, and added 13 runs off as many balls to bring the total to 142, which was considered a par score on this ground.

Opening bowlers Fleming and Lines both bowled on the spot keeping the runs down in the early overs. The students opening batsmen got off to a steady start, although the Gordon bowlers could not find that much needed wicket to slow their run rate down. The first wicket came with an excellent run out to break the opening stand of 88. Sydney Uni kept scoring at a run a ball which was below the required run rate, thanks to some tidy bowling from Dowsley, Al Cambell and Ed Howitt.

Although with wickets in hand they it would always be possible to chase at ten an over. With three overs remaining in the game we had to stop them scoring 30 runs. Despite tight bowling we were not able to contain them as they were still getting a boundary an over which helped their cause. Flem had the last over, he was able to take one wicket although they managed to find the boundary and score the final 11 runs needed.

All in all it was a great effort for the first T20 of the season, with most of the boys not having much experience with this shortened version of the game.

Enjoy the Christmas break! Don't over do it, and let's all look forward to the first game back in January.

Tom Carruthers

3rd Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

3rd Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

anderson3rd Grade secure a bonus point against the Ghosts  

Killara Oval again proved a mystery to this Author. With a reputation for being a fast and high scoring ground, Killara again proved to be anything but, with the outfield again relatively slow and the grass not being cut all the way to the fence.

So' with out of control grass along the fence line the use of cones was in order to provide a make shift boundary. Despite the wicket having a little more grass on it this week it again proved to be slow, variable and hard to score freely.

Hugo was definitely the pick of the batsmen on a slow Killara Oval

But' with the sun shining we were hoping to make first use of the wicket and put on a big total for Campbelltown to chase, but alas as mentioned in the weekend wrap this would not be the case and Ed would be 0 from 7 with the coin flip and the Stags found themselves bowling first.

The day started well for the stags with Alex Lines getting a wicket in his first over for the second straight game in 3's and the third straight game this season, and after a couple more quick wickets Campbelltown were in big trouble at 3 for 3. A small partnership put them back on track, but with a regular fall of wickets they found it difficult to build any momentum. Tom Carruthers, Ed Howit and Nick Dowsley all bowled well picking up a wicket each.

The innings was closed in emphatic style by Adam Fleming, who continued his great form with the ball this season to knock over the last 3 Campbelltown batsmen cheaply and have the Ghosts all out for 109.

The only sour note out of the bowling was the donation of 3.1 overs and 19 runs worth of wides. We will need to tighten up next week in the 20/20 or it will prove costly.

The Stags went out to bat with confidence in knocking off the target, and despite not putting too much emphasis or chat on the possibility of gaining a bonus point it was always going to be on the cards.

Damon and Hugo got us off to a solid start getting the score to 31 before Damon was out LBW. Nick Dowsley then joined Hugo and helped to take the score to 43 before a misjudged pull shot had him back in the pavilion.

The in-form Kris Colley then went to the crease and together with Hugo they took the score confidently to 70. However after Kris fell for 12, Pascal and Andrew both fell to forgettable cut shots off half trackers, and at 5 for 70 things were getting shaky. However Tom Carruthers joined Hugo and together they finished the job off with a mixture of excellent running between the wickets and shot making.

Needing 5 runs off the 30th over for a bonus point Tom played a beautiful flick of his pads through mid wicket to bring up the winning runs. The pick of the bats without doubt was Hugo who held the innings together with an excellent 33 not out.

Well done Boys.

Pascal

3rd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

3rd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

3rd Grade vs Parramatta

Inaugrual T20 match washed out.

 

3rd Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 6

3rd Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 6

Nick Dowsely3rd Grade grind down UNSW in a grueling two days

As I arrived at the ground for our battle against UNSW, I was eager to have a bat, but with the 'unprecedented' loss of the toss by Ed Howitt we were forced to field for what was one of the most enjoyable fielding experiences of my cricketing career! The riveting game consisted of UNSW scoring 7-169 after 80 overs and on the second day just 6 runs in 11 overs for a total of 175. The highlights in the field included an old woman unfortunately being asked to leave the field and Alex Lines' first ball of the UNSW innings.

Nick 'Digger' Dowsely plays one off the back foot

With UNSW opting for a cricketing war of attrition, our bowlers nonetheless bowled line and length all day forcing mistakes from each batsman, Ed Howitt (1-28 from 20), Alex Lines (4-29 off 18) and Adam Fleming(2-28 off 17.4) ensured the scorebook looked like an Aboriginal artwork, with Nick Dowsley (1-38 off 18) and Pascal de l'Epine chipping in with much needed wickets. With 28 maidens and some excellent fielding by Carruthers ,Taylor and Tait and Beverley taking two catches in hard keeping conditions, the UNSW team began to lose interest in the game of cricket currently being played thus a new game had begun on the pathway in front of the Killara sheds.

Damon Reg LivermoreThis captured the fielders' attention as each ball bowled in the middle had become to me, as if my post high school career was sinking further and further into a landscaping one, as the grass became more interesting than the batsmen.

Traditional Livermore, caught more than once in this dominating pose

The second day of play began much like the previous week. But with some fine bowling from Fleming and Lines, Gordon was finally sent into bat chasing 175. Our opening stand of 57 was well fought by Hugo Anderson making a classy 26 at the top of the order and Livermore whom finished with a well constructed 46. Nick Dowsley approached the wicket with Gordon at 1/57 and began to continue laying the framework for Gordon victory in the clash. With the loss of Livermore, and Tait soon after to an unlucky runout, we were looking a bit worse for wear as the smokescreen hovering above the ground could affect the light later in the day thus forcing a draw against UNSW.

This was not to be! Pascal de l'Epine entered the crease steadying the Stags ship alongside Dowsley who was dismissed for 24. Tom Carruthers played a supporting role finishing on 12 due to a rush of blood. Gavin Taylor (15*from 20) entered with the score at 5/138 and just a few overs left in the day's play. He established a key role in assisting de l'Epine to 42*from 67 and therefore saw Gordon to a deserving victory!

 Pascal delEpine       Nick Dowsely

Pascal and Nick taking control out in the centre of the ground

All in all a great team effort with everybody contributing with the bat, the ball and for long hours in the field. Good luck next week fellas!

Gav Taylor

Fourth Grade Match Reports 10/11

Fourth Grade Match Reports 10/11

The fourth grade team plays for the Reid Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fourth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fourth Grade match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below:

 

 

4th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14

4th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 14

retallick4th Grade Match Report vs Sutherland

I'm often teased about the lack of suitable events and nightlife available in the Canberra precinct from certain people in the club.

I am pleased to say this weekend the Canberra Festival will get underway this weekend with a host of flagship events including a balloon spectacular, Enlighten featuring George Benson ( famous cigarette maker ), Chris Issak ( Baby did a bad bad thing ), Franki Vali and INXS.

Chris Retallick plays some expansive shots on his way to 50

On to other things, 4th grade progress nicely into this week's match against Blacktown sitting 3rd on the table.

The team has bonded into a solid unit with everyone playing a part.

On the weekend against Sutherland, the side rapped up the six points with an impressive half century from Chris Retallick and five wickets each for Charlie Bangs and Adam Cubbage the previous week. James Kidd continued to shake the batsman up a bit and Cubby continues to catch well at slip. The Sutherland batsman struggled early with LBWs given for the first 4 wickets.

Chasing small totals in the 160's is never easy, as Kleem found out last week being fired LBW for 8. Gav Taylor chipped in with a handy 20, Hugo Anderson didn't trouble the scorers but Retallick stood firm.

Other handy contributions from Tom Carruthers and Shayne Lin pushed the score passed the required total.

Shayne is currently paranoid about his new bat. I tell you, Shayne, it is all in the mind. Often cricketers get these little superstitions in the brain, such as pads, but having the money to pay for these non essentials is also very important.

Mitchell Kleem

CANBERRA

4th Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

4th Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

kleem

The Stags were back at Killara to face Fairfield in round 13 wondering if the rain would hold off and if Andrew Crosland would contribute this week. Coming off a good win we knew that we had to be confident but not complacent given

Fairfield position on the ladder.

Kleem looks the goods in the run chase against the Lions

We won the toss on a greenish wicket that would offer a bit to the bowlers early on. James Kidd took the first wicket of the day in his second over, however we were unable to capitalize with the new ball and Fairfield were off to a good start at 1/50. Will the ball wet and doing very little the plan was to bowl straight and full with the ball skidding on. Tommy Curruthers bowled very well claiming a couple of wickets with Deva supporting him well at the other end and claiming a wicket with his first ball. After 50 over the heavens opened up and the day was called off. Overall it was a disappointing day the fours not bowling or fielding to our best standards. Fairfield finished the day at 5/130.

On day two of the match we needed to improve our attitude from the previous week in order to prevent Fairfield from posting a large total. We started the day well with Hugh Sinclair bowling very well picking up a couple of crucial wickets and bowled with excellent pace and control. The Fairfield total was increasing vey slowly. The batting was very frustrating at times but we knew we had to stay patient. James Kidd bowled vey well, as did Cubby claiming the last couple of wickets.

kidd208 was the target with 48 overs to get them. The message to the batsmen was to stay positive and keep doing what had been working for us. Mitch and Hugo got us off to the perfect start batting for 20 over together and putting on close to 130. Both showed excellent patience as well as the ability to put the bad ball away. Chris Retalick and Jack Colley in his first 4th grade game got us close to the total before departing just before the winning runs were hit. In the end the Stags cruised home in 43 overs.

James Kidd starts well in trying conditions

The win puts the 4th graders in third place in a very tight competition. It's off to Sutherland next week to continue our late charge towards the finals. It's important that we continue to improve on each performance as we get down to the business end of the season.

Good luck against the Sharks, lets take all grades!

Shayne Lin

4th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

4th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

carruthers The long trip out to Penrith presented 4th grade with an opportunity to crack the top six in what was to be a 40+ degree day. 2nd placed Penrith had only lost 1 game all season but Gordon had stormed up the ladder on the back of consecutive big wins, so confidence in the camp was high.

Tom Carruthers punches one through the infield

The toss was lost by the skip but the goal was achieved on what looked to be a tacky surface for the first hour. Gordon was sent out into the heat to spend some time in the field. James Kidd bowled a fast and accurate opening spell, beating the bat more often than not on his way to best match figures of 3-24 off 13 overs. Supporting at the other end was Hughy Sinclair who finished with figures of 2-26 off his 11 overs in the heat.

Good tight bowling from Tommy Carruthers (1-14 off 9) and Deva Nirthanakumaran (1-17 off 8) helped Gordon work their way through the Penrith batting line-up as they continued to falter in the heat. Adam Cubbage (1-52 off 10) bowled more half trackers than not but got a vital breakthrough as runs started to flow for the Panthers. A special mention should also go to Cubby's slip catching, taking 2 vital catches early doors to really put the pressure on. 'Gavman' Taylor was introduced at the end of the innings and somehow claimed 2-11 off his 7 to rap up the Penrith innings, all out for 147.

taylorMitch Kleem continued his good form getting Gordon off to a rapid start with a well made 37 to settle any nerves that were in the camp. Meanwhile Gav Taylor was slog sweeping the openers on his way to a classy knock of 84 to see Gordon into the top 6.

Gav Taylor plays once off the back foot

Handy support to Gav was provided by Tommy Carruthers (19), Shayne Lin (27), who bombed some ridiculous straight sixes to establish his dominance as a fence clearer, Cubbage (21) who managed to clear his name as a nerdler with a big six over square leg and Hugh Sinclair with a hard hitting 36 not out to boost the average for the season.

A good win by the Gordon lads, storming home in the final straight.

Andrew Crosland 

4th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

4th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

cubbage4th Grade in a massive outright win  

Day 1

Fourth grade are running into contention for finals this year following a huge win over NDs. Shane 'I never lose tosses' Lin lost his 3rd toss for the year and the ND's skipper chose to make use of what appeared a good Killara wicket.

Cubbage in vintage form with the ball

As most of us know, the first hour is crucial as any life in a pitch is generally early on in an innings. That being said, Bangs nicked off the opener 6th ball into the first over and then got another a few overs later. With a great start, the Gordon bowlers really stuck to their task and cleaned up ND's for 139.

Pick of the bowlers by far was Charlie who picked up 5/40 with some classy out swingers and was supported well by James Kidd 2-22, Hugh Sinclair 2-29 and Adam Cubbage 1-18. Hugh, in his grade debut, is a great find for us as we push towards the finals. He bowled with great control with his in swingers and was unlucky not to have picked up a few more.

After scoring 170 in the T20 then chasing down Manly's 170 in 26 overs the week before, the flood gates opened as we finished the day 7/238 of 26 overs. It would come as no surprise to anyone who's been a part of the Gordon Cricket Club over the past 9 years to know that it was Mitch 'don't bowl length' Kleem who's early onslaught of 85, including an effortless 4 sixes, kept us going at nearly 10 an over with brilliant assistance from Shane 'fence clearer' Lin who slammed 48 with 5 sixes.

Everyone in the middle order helped continue the run rate at just over 9 an over with Medcalf 17, Crosland 24, Retallick 27, Franklin 11 respectivly. A special mention must go out to Will 'rather do it in singles then sixes' Medcalf who has copped some flack over the week being the only one of the top 6 not to clear the fence. In his defence, he didn't need to as his partnership with Mitch yielded 60 plus runs.

linDay 2

The second week saw just as much excitement as the first week on another good Killara deck. Shane declared first thing and gave the new ball to the first innings hero Charlie and Sinclair who again kept things tight.

The skipper Shayne Lin keeps a watchful eye on proceedings

This brought about the first wicket to Hugh (1-36) caught 3rd slip with Charlie (3-43) and Kidd (1-37) both picking up one and keeping their ends tight. This allowed Cubbage to attack from the other end and pick up his best figures for the year of 6 for 58 off 15.1. His decision to listen and pay attention to a Higgins leg spin clinic during the week actually paid off! Having bowled ND's out a second time for 190 gave the Stags a total of 92 to get achieve the outright in 22 overs.

Kleem was out early and was followed by Medcalf but Gav and 'Retro' Retallick finished the innings off in about 14 overs with Gav notching up a well compiled 56 not out and Retro an unbeaten 21. An awesome win that had us jump from 13th to 8th on the ladder and only 3 points out of the top 6. Bring on the Rif!

Up the Stags

Adam Cubbage

4th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10

4th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10

cubbageAn outright win and the Mal Hall Trophy remains with the Stags

Day 1

With the weather turning during the week, the pitch had some obvious signs of under preparation which captain Lin looked to take advantage of with his infallible toss record. He won the toss and elected to bowl on a long green deck.

Cubbage plays the boys right back into the 2nd innings

The day started slowly with few runs scored, but more vitally, wickets failed to fall. However, just when doubt began to envelop us, Charlie Bangs struck and continued to strike with 4 quick wickets, while continuing to dry up the runs as he finished with figures of 4 for 9 off his 13 overs. Tommy Carruthers was then introduced and continued to pepper the batsmen with great bowling, beating the bat regularly as he went about his 4 wicket haul. With manly 9 for 81, before tea, we were hoping for a quick finish and some good time in the middle in the afternoon, however a long partnership from the last 2 batsmen saw a further 24 runs being added, which as so happens turned out to be crucial.

The afternoon saw Gordon off to a disastrous start losing 4 wickets for next to nothing. This brought Tommy Carruthers and Gavin Taylor to the crease, who steadied the ship for a short time. As more wickets fell Shayne Lin came to the crease and got us within a whisker of first innings points scoring 47 in quick time, while being well supported by Adam Cubbage.  However, with 11 runs needed for the first innings points, Charlie Bangs left a full one on off stump and the innings was over.

Day 2

Having bowled 3 overs the previous week to no avail, and having already lost an innings, the morning saw the Stags go through the motions and a number of catches were put down during the day. This was to the detriment of some good work once again from Bangs and Carruthers who at times were unplayable, both finishing with 3 apiece. Alex Campbell also bowled well and deserved more than 1 for his efforts.  The Manly declaration came with the Stage requiring an unlikely 177 for victory off 26 overs.

linHaving scored 170 in a recent 20/20 fixture, we thought we were in for a shot. Mitch Kleem and Gavin Taylor started strongly smoking 24 off the first 2 overs and adding 50 in quick time before the first wicket fell. Two more wickets fell shortly after before Taylor and Adam 'nurdler' Cubbage put together a good partnership, staying at or above the required run rate, punishing the full and wide balls and put us in a great position with wickets in hand.

Shayne Lin plays a great cameo to get the boys home and retain the trophy

Taylor eventually fell for 52 and Cubbage for 44, but not before Shayne 'fence clearer' Lin came to the crease clearing the boundary and dispatching the bowling for his 29, leaving Will Medcalf needing 5 off the last over of the day for the win. With the field set, Will receives a generous half tracker down leg which he dispatches down leg for FOUR before clearing the infield for 2 the next ball to seal the win and a great fight back from fourth grade.

Chris Retallick

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

kiddChristmas comes early for Feisty Fourths

On arrival at the ground the day started with the news of a big win in 2nd Grade over a strong Sydney University side on a slow, difficult Chatswood deck. After the usual procrastination, the warm up started which did not receive a warm welcome from one Chatswood local who was screaming and moaning. There was a sense of anticipation and excitement in the air as it was the first chance for most of us to play in a competitive twenty20 match. A sharp, effective warm up was followed by the news that we were batting first.

James 'Billy' Kidd playing his part in the T20 match against Uni

The once described slow, difficult Chatswood deck had now hardened up to be perfect for batting. It was now up to the openers Mitch 'MITCHY' Kleem and Will 'insert ironic name' Medcalf to put on a show for the packed Chatswood oval stands, and they did not disappoint. As Will nurdled the ball around turning over the strike, Mitch teed off.

Like Happy Gilmore at the Waterberry open he continually skipped down the wicket and hit the Sydney University bowling to all parts, without failing to swing and miss at a few as well. After Mitch's wicket fell for a blistering 44 off 20 odd balls, will's wicket followed soon after, however there was no need for the Gordon batsmen to panic as the score had rocketed to 60 off the first 6 over's. Small partnerships between myself, Chris 'retro' Retalik, Shane 'motherlovin' Lyn, and Andrew 'Chapo' Chapman kept the score ticking along through the middle over's. After a small frustrating rain delay in the 18th over we finished off the innings to set Sydney University an imposing 173 for victory.

Once the short inning interval was completed the feisty Gordon fourths took to the field with a sense of urgency and spark that had been missing from the teams fielding efforts for the past few games. Some good batting and luck got the young Sydney university batsmen off to a rapid start. Enter Charlie 'Tom' Bangs, after being comprehensively spanked over the Cedric Pike (soon to be renamed 'Pockets Avendano') stand, forcing a ball change.

Charlie followed it up with a peach to remove the opener and start a steady trickle of wickets. Adam 'Ya Mum calls' Cubbage bowled economically, James 'Please for the last time stop it' Kidd bowled intelligently and the rest chipped in. In this match we really stuck to our game plans that never allowed the Sydney University team back into the match after the fall of their first wicket.

Nic Franklin

4th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

4th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

cubbageA poor batting display gives away 6 points 

8 wicket loss to 16th place - not what I had in mind when I crawled out of bed to make the trek down the M5 early saturday morning. Batting frailties surfaced again in 4th grade after a string of strong performances.

Adam Cubbage is one of the few that stood up on the day

El Capitano S. Lin won the toss and batted first. Not great viewing, I'll keep it short as it was a pretty forgettable day with the blade for over half of us. Some rather soft dismissals had 4th grade 4-17 after 10 overs and 5-32 soon after. Kurt 'Zyrtec' Roughley thought he'd take it easy on the lower grades and only use the top of the handle with his dismissal. Best bowling conditions were in the first period before drinks - but of course an opening batsman removed for 0 is going to say this. So 172 from those circumstances was a great effort. The main reason was the performance of Chris Retallick (64) mostly dealing in boundaries as wickets fell around him. With great support from Adam Cubbage (31), showing great resistance and effectively navigating the square shape of the field by avoiding the ridiculous length of the corners.

The two put on a valuable 7th wicket stand that gave us a competitive total that got us right back in it. Deva and Dan Lake also showed the top order how it's done with some useful contributions.

Early wickets were the key when we took to the field. Charlie Bangs and Dan Lake were incredibly unlucky not to grab at least a solitary wicket in their opening spells consistently beating the outside edge of both batsmen. Frustrating to say the least, those behind the stumps were astonished not to have a chance come our way. A couple of catches were grassed when the game was still well within our reach.

Adam Cubbage bowled well but found it difficult to keep things as tight as usual with the short and fast square boundaries. Deva was Deva, never disappoints and was reliable as always. The breakthrough eventually came courtesy of Nic Franklin. Forget any natural abiliy, the 'Placebo effect' of these $12 'Powerband' knock-offs, those I copped an absolute ear-bashing about, was the only reason he trapped our first victim halfway up in front of middle. Obviously our total wasn't competitive. The Ghosts passed our total only 2 down with 9 overs up their sleeve.

I hate to use the word 'disappointing', but the overall attitude, I think everyone will admit, wasn't at what was needed to have chance to grab the 6 points. After the season was resurrected against Bankstown S. Lin declared that 4th grade could easily go undefeated until Christmas and as it stood before round 7 we had 4 of the bottom 5 teams in that period, which is more than an achievable task. All is not lost but a win over Sydney Uni in the T20 this week is a must. 

Will Medcalf

4th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

4th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

4th Grade vs Parramatta

Inaugrual T20 match washed out.

 

4th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 6

4th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 6

colleyMatch Report 4th grade vs UNSW

Day 1 began with 'Shane-o' Lin being a little cranky at a few certain somebodies arriving slightly later than expected. Whether or not this mood influenced Shayne's decision to call heads instead of tails we'll never know, but it worked and we won the toss and chose to bat on a road accompanied by small boundaries with a quick outfield.

Kris Colley blasts the students' attack to all parts of the ground

Mitch Kleem opened his account with 4 boundaries in the first over getting us off to a blazing start whilst Tom 'Sizzle Dick' Cockburn watched on in awe from the other end and me and my team mates did so from the sideline. However the run fest for Mitch was short lived after he spooned one straight to a fielder, who was shortly followed off the field by 'Coach' Cockburn bringing Nic Franklin and Kris Colley to the crease.

These two formed a good partnership with Franklin blasting a decent 30 with good running between the wickets supported by the lightning fast outfield. Nick was unlucky not to go on with his innings however after his wicket fell Andrew 'Alberts Tavern' Crosland waltzed out to the crease. At 3/80 odd we still weren't in any trouble as the run rate was still ticking over nicely.

croslandThe next wicket took 234 runs to come and the students did not look like they were the best time in the field having to chase the ball over the boundary and under fences at least once an over. Colley showed his class playing every shot in the book, off the front and back foot, proving to be impossible for the young bowlers to tie down. The fielders' heads were down and at the other end was Crosland casually smashing boundaries here there and everywhere further upsetting the boys on the opposition.

Crosland soaks up the moment of his grade hundred against UNSW

By tea it was obvious that the opposition didn't want to be there and Shayne set us a target of 350 to get before the 65th over. With both batsmen on surpassing triple figures a further punishing of the bowling figures of the students was accelerated. Both Colley and Crosland didn't feel like being out in the middle any longer so decided to let some of our other batsmen enjoy some time at the middle'

Colley finished his innings on 144 and Crosland on 104 after their record breaking 4th wicket partnership. Shayne came in to hit a few fours before he was dismissed bringing Andrew Chapman in who put us past the 350 mark and beyond a couple more wickets fell and we declared after 65 overs for a modest 7 for 376 with 13 overs left in the day for us to have a crack and try to get a couple of cheeky wickets before the end of the day.

cubbageThe pitch still had a bit of life in it for the two opening bowlers Dan 'Disco' Lake and James Kidd with the new ball testing out the two opening batsmen with some short deliveries. A few exciting runs came off the edges but Lakey proved the winner with a decent short ball at the head of the batsman being hit straight to the fieldsman at midwicket for the first wicket. The second wicket came only the next over and as the students were having trouble playing anything short it was another bouncer that saw the ball being skied straight above his head proving an easy catch for Shayne.

Cubbage takes a catch off his own bowling - why would he bother off anyone else?

Deva 'Hustler' Nirthanakumaran bowled extremely well supported by Adam 'Frodo' Cubbage unlucky not to be given another wicked.

No more wickets fell on the first day but we had achieved what our captain had asked us to do and the students went home with their spirits crushed as they were 2 for 36 at the end of play knowing they had a lot of work to do next week.

Day two saw some punctuality being exercised' in most cases. Mitch had some car troubles and Nic Franklin just had some trouble.

Before we set foot on the field we were given a stern speech by the Captain to not go through the motions and to be energetic in the field. An early wicket came our way after Dan Lake took the 3rd wicket on his first ball clean bowling the batsman. However, after that we found ourselves watching a partnership unfold and before we knew it the students were getting themselves back in the game with the score at 3 for 150 and plenty of overs to spare.

Deva again bowled well but went unrewarded for his efforts and Adam Cubbage also going unrewarded. For the most part of the session the fielding was rather flat and the energy was lacking but a run out was taking before tea bringing the score to 4 for 220. A stern talking to from the captain at tea was sure to rouse the spirits of the Stags, as we were in a position in which we could potentially let the game slip. We didn't, the fielding improved after tea and a fiery intensity was felt amongst the boys.

franklinA bowling change after tea saw Nic 'Fumbles' Franklin come into the attack, the apparent part time bowled extremely well and aggressively and took a well deserved 2/20 in his spell , a small partnership was brought about as another of our part time bowlers Andrew 'what the hell are you doing bowling' Chapman was brought into the attack, unlucky not to get a wicket he did bowl well and he was supported by Deva bowling straight and full at the other end ending up with good rhythm taking 2 wickets finishing with the figures of 2/25.

Nic Franklin using his tongue-out approach effectively

The students were now on the back foot and the Stags had taken the reigns once again. Adam 'I only take catches off my own bowling' Cubbage was brought back on to extinguish any hopes the students might have still had of winning, taking two wickets in his final over. One of which was a brilliant diving caught and bowled.

The students were bowled out for 284, a great game from Gordon, the second day proving a bit tougher than we had thought, a good fight back from UNSW with some good batting and a few mishaps in the field gave them a sniff back into the game but we were able to re-establish our dominance in the match and the competition. A great win for the stags.

Get fah you bah! 

James 'Billy' Kidd

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 5

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 5

lin4th Grade come away without a win, or a loss

Fourth Grade is improving every week, and on Saturday against Mosman we put in our most complete performance of the season. However, we were unable to take the final two wickets and secure a much deserved win.

The skipper, Lin, clears the fence with a big blow

In an odd move we were put into bat on what could only be described as a belter (Editor's note ' This normally happens in these shortened 'two day' matches as the team bowling second MUST take all 10 wickets to win). However, we didn't take full advantage of this early on and found ourselves precariously placed at 4-80. Despite this, all the top 3 looked in good knick and made starts and it is only a matter of time till they hit a big score.

With the loss of the 4th wicket Andrew Crosland joined Hugo Anderson at the crease, the two batted sensibly before lunch steering the team to 4-130 at the break. After the break runs started to flow more freely as the Mosman bowlers tired in the heat. Crosland was eventually dismissed trying to push along the scoring for a well compiled 61, he and Anderson put on a pivotal 120 run partnership to place Gordon in a very strong position.

The loss of Crosland brought Captain Shayne Lin to the crease, and with declaration on his mind, Shayne proceeded to clear the boundary on 3 occasions on his way to a quick fire 45 not out. When Shayne declared the score was 5-266 off 58 over's with Lin and Anderson combining for a 70 run partnership off 10 over's. Hugo finished on 87 not out, a determined knock which was much needed time in the middle.

With 63 over's, and an impressive bowling attack at our disposal we were confident that we would be able to dismiss Mosman and take the points. The bowling started well with Dan Lake and James Kidd bowling tight lines, Dan was rewarded with the first wicket, a sharp catch to Anderson in the slips. After 17 over's Mosman found themselves at 1-37. It is this slow start that was much to the detriment of Gordon. It meant that Mosman had very little chance of winning, and though they didn't play for the draw, from here they batted with very little intent to chase the score which gave us limited wicket taking opportunities.

However, we continued to push hard and some impressive bowling from Alex Lines (3/16) and Adam Cubbage (2/80) gave us a sniff with Mosman 8 down with 8 overs to play. However their tail enders batted with good determination and we weren't able to take the final two wickets, Mosman finishing at 8/195. We were by far the stronger team on the day and there are only positives to take out of the game for the team despite taking no points.

Hugo Anderson

Fifth Grade Match Reports 10/11

Fifth Grade Match Reports 10/11

The Fifth Grade team plays for the Dave Sherwood Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fifth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fifth Grade match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below:

 

 

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 15

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 15

cooper5th Grade have a close shave against the Warriors

Round 15 saw the mighty 5th Graders make the early morning trek out to Mt Druitt to take on the winless Blacktown. Victory was necessary to have any chance of snaring an all-important home final at our Beauchamp 'fortress'.

Ouch... Cooper is dismissed after saving the Stags' innings

The massive Whalan ground was in less than ideal condition. A wet patch on the pitch delayed the start of the game and allowed for a greatly appreciated trip to McDonalds. Gordon batted first and were soon in trouble at 3-1 with extras being the main contributor from some wayward Blacktown bowling.

Will "outdated nickname" Medcalf and Tom Cockburn found themselves trying to resurrect the innings. Patiently waiting for the inevitable 'boundary ball' the score got to 73 before both batsmen were dismissed in quick succession (as usual) leaving their team in trouble. The under-prepared, crumbling pitch, after little more than 10 overs, resembled something you would find on day 4 in Mumbai. After a fightbackfrom the Blacktown spinners the scoreboard read 7-90 and a home final looked like it might slip through our fingers.

We were rescued by Tristan 'Tom' Cooper (62) and David 'Masterchef' Monaghan(18) who got us to 8-155 and back in front. 'Coops' was putting on a show for his travelling family, taking a liking to to the Blacktown bowling attack. Dave showed his hardwork isn't only found in the kitchen, running hard and playing a typical 'Joel' innings. The pair ran plenty of 3's on the expansive, slow, ordinary outfield it must be noted. We scraped together 179 to defend. With the pitch only going to turn and crumble more and with our arsenal of experienced and improving spinners we were confident of collecting the 6 points.

A bright start by Blacktown was soon dulled by Paul Deitz (4-28) who grabbed two early wickets in his impressive first spell. Dave Monaghan constantly beat the bat with his savage outswingers and was unlucky not to grab a wicket early. Matt Todd was vocal in the field and was thrown the new ball on a raging turner. It became obvious that spin was going to do the damage through the middle overs. Cockburn(1-19) and Cooper(3-15) bowled in tandem and really put the brakes on the run chase with some quality offies.

Although we were on top throughout, Blacktown always had a sniff. Andrew Coleman was awake to this and was rather vocal and forward in reminding us. We eventually got the points with 23 runs up our sleeve. Finals are finally here and an increase in intensity is exactly what we need as we have been coasting and going through the motions at times recently.

With team chemistry arguably our greatest attribute, some great banter in the sheds and a bit of talent the 5's are a huge chance of hoisting the David Sherwood Cup. As Tim Packman reminds us "There is no other team you would rather play for"

Will Medcalf 

5th Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

5th Grade Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool - Round 13

Josh Goldsmith

Many thoughts and inspiration words came to the forefront during our match against Fairfield-Liverpool, including;

'A game influences by a couple of key moments'

'A bump in the road'

'A game of two halves'

'A loss to keep us focused on the goals'

Josh Goldsmith makes his photographic debut on the Gordon website

Coming into this match with just one loss in 12 rounds, confidence was obviously high and when Fairfield won the toss and sent us into bat, we were looking for a good start and the creation of partnerships.

Cricket however being 'the great equaliser' it is, after 35 overs we found ourselves red-faced and all out for 74, with number 11 Matt Todd top scoring with 24. With a hint of shock, a cup of poor batting and a pinch of low bounce, this is one recipe I would not like to dish up.

With finals cricket looming and the 3 team goals embedded in our minds, we went about our defence/attack with clear and cohesive plans. An early wicket rallied the stags only to be dampened by the rain, which set in for the remainder of play.

Day 2, 120 overs of play ahead and the message for the day, 'grit'. This seemed to resonate amongst the lads producing effective bowling partnerships, plenty of energy in the field and a reward of 8 wickets in 35 overs with only 54 runs conceded. With only one wicket required to secure first innings, Fairfield's tail wagged and to their credit played smart cricket strokes under high pressure.  

Matt Todd Dave Monaghan Tom Gooch

Matt Todd, Dave Monaghan and Tom Gooch test out the Lions' batsmen

All out for 116 after 49 overs, it was a valiant effort by all Stags but as in the case in other matches, the final wicket(s) proved to be as, if not more, important that the first. Wickets taken by Monaghan (3), Dietz (2), Todd (2), Gooch (1) and Cockburn (1) supported by catches from Coleman (3), Packman (1), Goldsmith (1) and Cockburn (1).

With approx 80 overs remaining, we had the belief we could turn this game in our favour. This positive thinking translated into a declaration at 3 down for 207 runs in 50 overs and a great partnership of 139 between Cockburn (64no) and Coleman (80no).

This set a target for the home team of 165 runs in 24 overs. Unfortunately, their 'test-match' application was made clear early and after 14 overs, 1 for 21, the ball was thrown to Coleman (who has not bowled since under 10s just in time for the game to be concluded.

We played great cricket for all except 30 overs in the match and despite losing the game, we can draw a lot of positives as a team and as individuals. We will take our lessons learned and momentum into our next match at the fortress.

Dave Monaghan

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 12

colleyA celebratory BBQ after a win against Penrith  

Day One

With heat and humidity at disturbingly high levels, the Pupae were delighted to see our inspirational captain Tim 'Moth' Packman motion a cover drive after a successful toss. Despite this distinct advantage on a deck which looked great for batting despite some grass, we knew we were in for a tough battle against a side fighting for their finals lives. After tight bowling and aggressive fielding by the Panthers, we lost James Dedman in the 4th over which brought Will 'Pony' Medcalf to the crease with the aim of steadying the innings. Josh Goldsmith toiled hard seeing out the new ball, but was ultimately unable to convert his form off the field into runs, succumbing to a catch behind the wickets leaving the score at 2-14 after 13 overs.

The youngest Colley, Jack, turns it on at Beauchamp

A partnership was needed desperately for the Pupae, and Tom 'Shaft' Cockburn joined Pony to tough it out. Both players batted with tremendous application as we were up against an attack which contained a first grade bowler coming back from injury, who had taken 6 wickets in a semi final and had his keeper standing a pitch and a half's length from the wickets. After surviving his spell and progressing the score to 71, both Shaft and Pony had what most would call brain snaps, bowled in the same over for scores of 30 and 36 respectively. This brought upon a mini collapse with two more wickets falling in quick succession to leave the Pupae at 6-83 going into the tea break.

When play resumed, Jack 'Precious' Colley and David 'Joel' Monaghan sought upon turning the match back in our favour through attacking yet sensible shot play, combined with sharp singles which continually frustrated the Panthers on a steamy day. Precious was particularly devastating, living up to his name by guarding his wicket carefully and waiting for the loose ball to put away - which he did on a regular basis. Their partnership of 68 stabilised our innings and left us in a reasonable position at 7-151 after it looked like we would fall cheaply. Tom 'Hooch' Gooch then came in and was able to block as well as he does on nights out with mates who are with a girl, holding up an end while Precious dismantled the Panthers attack with an array of lofted drives. His dismissal for a classy 63 saw Hooch and one half of the Bang Brothers, Tom Bangs, provide some brief lower order hitting to see the score to 186, with Matt 'Fester' Todd the last man out.

With 45 minutes to bowl at Penrith before the close of play, Moth had a glint in his eye knowing that although we fell for a low total by our standards, we had the chance to bowl to a side that had been in searing heat the last five hours. Tom Bangs produced immediately with an LBW, showing that the Bang Brothers don't mind a bit of grass on the wicket, with movement both in the air and off the pitch. Following this, the Panthers sought to see out the rest of the day with numerous leaves and blocks following. With our primary tweaker Fester feeling a little crook and Shaft keeping stumps after Andrew 'Elton' Coleman pulled out with a mysterious injury (although numerous undisclosable theories put forward by Moth and Fester exist), the ball was tossed to the humble author who produced flight, drift, turn and bounce to produce wickets in successive deliveries (Humble? ' Ed.). With no more wickets falling, the day ended with Penrith at 3-29 and the match in the balance.

Day Two

The Day started with the revelation that the Panther's number five was also a first grader who had just come back from holidays, and the Pupae knew we had to be at our best if we wanted victory. After the score progressed to 49, Joel struck the first blow, with his consistent bowling finally rewarded with the number three chopping on. The introduction of Fester produced immediate dividends with wickets on consecutive balls, leaving Penrith at 6-48 and facing their second hatrick ball of the innings. A big shout followed for LBW but the umpire's finger unfortunately stayed put. A special mention must be made to Shaft who took a sharp catch in his first day of wicket keeping in over a year. Fester continued to bowl great lines to the Panther's batsmen, finally being rewarded with his third wicket of the innings after trapping the first grade bat LBW with one of his trademark wrong'uns. Another wicket soon thereafter to the author saw the Pupae well in control with the score at 8-71 at the drinks break.

After words by Moth reminding us of previous matches which have gone down to the wire due to our inability to claim the final wickets cheaply, we were keen to end their innings abruptly. This did not eventuate however, with Penrith seemingly adopting a reverse order as their tail showcased considerably more grit and application than their upper order. While we continued to bowl decent lines, the Panthers nonetheless scored quite freely, with the score suddenly creeping upwards. It was not until the introduction of Hooch that the match swung back in our advantage after he claimed the wicket of the number 8, leaving Penrith teetering at 9/120 still 67 short of our total. Another rearguard partnership ensued with the 10 and 11 looking in control and rarely playing false strokes. Our fielding did not help our cause with fumbles and dropped catches leading to leaked runs. Fired up by news that his lady would be coming down to Sydney next week, Hooch bowled with great heat to take the last wicket after 36 was put on, with the reliable hands of Fester snaffling a sharp chance in the gully.

Penrith attempted to gain quick wickets, and were successful, as we slumped to 2-12 before rain soon came with the match called off with the score at 2-24. The Gordon Club Song was sung loud and proud, with the Pupae affirming our status as premiership heavyweights after our 10th win of the season placed us 4 points off first place. A special thanks to Moth from the boys, as he brought his Weber Q down to Beauchamp and provided us with a celebratory post match barbecue, along with beers and the always quality 5th grade banter.

Tristan Cooper

5th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

5th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

cooper5th Grade defeat the Rangers inside Day 1  

Day One

On a scorching day at Somerville the Pupae quickly secured first innings points against an inexperienced Northern Districts side. After our now traditional pre-game banter session, the Stags took the field confident of maintaining their good run of form in the New Year. Tim 'Moth' Packman's tactical loss of the toss on a wicket that looked a good deal better than it played, allowed our opening bowlers to get off to a great start. The pick of the bowlers was a fiery Deva, who executed a relentless spell of seam bowling at good pace to finish with figures of 4-25 off 10 overs. Dave 'Joel' Monaghan also bowled a strong uphill spell, breaking through the ND's top order with two more wickets.

Tristan Cooper fires with the bat against the Rangers

With ND's now 6/36 the first hour had set the tone for the entire match, however the opposition total could have been even less had we held onto several early chances. Josh Goldsmith complemented his off-field form down the road at Tracks with two very sharp catches in the slips ' setting the standard for the team. Tommy 'Side-bar Shaft' Cockburn made a great cameo with the ball, floating a full toss to catch the back of the No.7's bat and land in the outstretched arms of Fester. After a well disguised wrong-un by Toddy and a clean run-out by Joel took care of the tail, the Stags were back in the sheds with 69 to chase for the win.

Despite some early attacking play we soon found ourselves two wickets down with Jack and Tristan coming in to steady the ship. Jack wasted no time in getting on with the chase, unleashing a brutally aggressive 23 on the ND's medium pacers before coming unstuck with the score at 37. Tristan 'So upright its almost a gee-up' Cooper showed no signs of frustration after his dry tour of Japan, combining powerful hitting with a calm temperament to make an impressive 86 that secured the win and set up a possible outright on the second day. He was well supported by 'Elton' Coleman, whose aerial drives down the ground were a highlight of the afternoon.

Meanwhile on the sidelines' An innocent questioning of Jack's sandwich choice caused Mrs Colley to exclaim 'Aw, he's just my precious little number 3 batsmen!' Moth and Fester's eyes lit up instantly, and the ensuing quips caused Jack to quickly return to the change room. A new nickname was born'

A strong 54 by Paul 'Don't bother running' Campbell finished off the day with the Stags 7/231 at the close of play.

campbellDay Two

The second day began with the author dismayed at the decision to declare overnight, robbing him of his maiden grade half century. Spirits were soon lifted however by a vocal Dietzy on the sidelines and the possibility of claiming an outright win.

Paul Campbell makes light work of the ND's bowlers

The task was ahead was a tough one however, with fresh resolve from the ND's batsmen, who were watchful and patient on a very solid batting deck, and worked hard for their opening partnership of 131. It just wasn't the Pupae's day unfortunately, as the bowling was consistent but chances often flew wide or short of the fieldsmen. Toddy once again led the way with the ball, combining with Elton for two clinical stumpings before the game was called with ND's 4/181.

5's should be encouraged by last weekend's performance, as although the outright escaped us, we were able to put together a patient, consistent effort. Moth, Fester and Elton continue to provide valuable leadership to the more junior players and keep spirits high in what is turning out to be a very successful season for fifth grade.

The pupae march on.

Tom Gooch

5th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Version 2

5th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Version 2

deva5th Grade vs Manly - Version 2

This report will be short but sweet.

Moth Packman is an absolute legend in my opinion. He runs a tight ship in 5s. We probably don't do things in the conventional way but we get results, and ultimately that's all that matters.

This photo of Deva has made the Facebook photo of the year candidates

Moth lost the toss against Manly & we were sent in on a green wet wicket. Shaft Cockburn fell early but as per team policy did not sulk & returned from the sheds to support the lads. Speedblitz Goldsmith was dusty after a heavy night on the grog, but hung in there for a 20. I don't remember much else about the batting but Jack & Tim also got a few. The star however was Elton Coleman. He blasted the attack to all parts of the Beauchamp stadium. He got dropped 8 times but they were all hot chances & he rode his luck well for 70. At the end of our innings we had 222 on the board. More than enough.

Enter Skilly Skilbeck & Deva for a final 7 over assault on the Tahs. The result was 2 for 12 at stumps. Skilly is definitely a future shield cricketer. At 16 he already has unsettling pace, & he impressed this old bastard immensely with his attitude both on & off the field. Deva had been suffering from dizzy spells of late but a pep talk from Moth had him firing. Yes my friend the Dizzy rascal is BACK.

Day 2 started slowly on a green deck which played easy. Moth rotated all the bowlers but it was run outs that won the day. Three in fact, to take the Tahs to 5 down. For a team that does not practice its fielding this blows me away. All the run outs were tight & achieved through precision execution. Unbeleivable!

skilbeckSo 5 down at lunch. I was cooked, it felt hotter than 29 & the humidity must have been nearly 100%. All the lads took in fluids apart from Jack who consumed a foot long Meatball Subway, the very thought of which had me dry retching! I had a quick chat to Moth & thought maybe Shaft could  be the man to get the breakthrough. He agreed as he usually does. That's the great thing about Moth, he always listens to Fester & he respects my experience in the game.

Jack 'Skilly' Skillbeck impresses this author no end

Shaft gets the danger man second ball after tea. High 5s allround. A big unit comes in and hits a few sixes & Shaft continues to throw them up. Shaft then unleashed a delivery that will long be remembered by anyone who saw it when he threw down a 'Doosra', no lie this ball turned from leg to off, it was amazing. The ball caught the big rigs edge and I took a sharp chance. Now 7 down.

I came on and got the next two and Manly were 9 down with 78 to get. In the huddle Dietzy could already taste that first beer, I however have played for the Stags long enough to know the its not over till the fat lady sings & we still had to get the last pole. This little guy came out with a harrow bat & no thigh guard & I thought it would be a matter of balls before we'd be singing in the sheds. How wrong was I as this little fella batted with great maturity & along with the experienced captain at the other end guided Manly within 30 of victory.

Enter Skilly and the relieving sight of rattled stumps and a win for the stags. Next a beer with the opposition, umpires & support staff. It was a good win & keeps us in contention for the semis but I can't help but emphasise something that everyone can learn from this win. We had an opening batman in Shaft who got a second ball duck but stayed positive & ended up winning us the game with 2 massive wickets. We had other batsman who failed but who executed perfect throws to secure 3 important run outs. What am I trying to say? Well cricket is a game of three distinct attributes being bowling, batting & fielding & just because you fail in one does not mean you can't make an impact in the other two. That's what happens in 5s & it happens cause we are led by a positive encouraging leader who is our inspiration.

All the best

Fester

5th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Version 1

5th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 10 - Version 1

todd5th Grade vs Manly - Version 1

The pupae returned to their home at Beauchamp Oval after the break for what was an important match kicking off the second half of the season. Before round 10 the top three were all separated by bonus points, with Gordon 3rd and Manly 2nd the win was essential as the team start to build up to their finals campaign.

Matt Todd - author of the second 5th Grade article - applies the pressure

After all the rain in the previous week it was no surprise that the deck was soft and green, and the outfield long and slow. After losing Tom Cockburn 2nd ball of the day, Josh and Jack Colley set about rebuilding the innings. The loss of quick wickets however saw Andrew 'Elton' Coleman come to the crease, who immediately set about making an impact on the game. He bludgeoned the attack to all parts of the ground, and for his first 49 runs looked very solid. Elton combined with the Moth as the deck started to flatten and both set about building the vital partnership that would be needed to reach 200+, what we thought we be a par score on the slow outfield. After some luck (being dropped twice on 49) Elton made his 50 in style with a cover drive for four, and continued to torment the bowlers on his way to 70, being dropped another 5 times ' or hitting balls to the boundary.

Packman ended his innings on 39, while Dietz kept on pushing for more runs and held the lower order together until our innings closed on 222 after 70 overs. This gave us 7 overs at the Manly bats and we knew if we reached our goal of 2 wickets we would be well on top. Jack Skillbeck and Deva did not disappoint - both bowling tight lines in the channel and picking up a wicket each.

Throughout the week more rain fell and the wicket looked greener then the previous week. Manly resumed at 2-12 and in the first session looked to be on top, slowly compiling runs and getting closer to our total. However three quick run outs saw them at 5-52 at the first drinks break. In the period of play before tea we were unable to take a wicket, however all bowlers bowled accurately and tightly, and it was only a matter of time before the break through occurred.

cockburnToddy as usual bowled exceptionally without the reward he deserved, consistently beating the bat with his vast array of tricks and building pressure. 2nd ball after drinks saw the inform Number 7 depart for 38, and although a few balls disappeared over the fence, the  Number 8 departed in the next couple of overs. It wasn't long before the Stags had one wicket to take and felt like on top as Manly needed 70 to win the game. We thought the spirit of cricket beers were close however some defiant batting from the skipper and the Number 11 bat saw the score creep closer and closer towards our total, and the pupae started to get nervous. Jack Skillbeck took the final wicket and Manly were all out for 193.

Tommy Cockburn - author of this version of the 5th Grade report - takes two crucial wickets

The Stags sung the song, and finally enjoyed a few beers with the opposition in the changerooms. In round 11 we take on the lowly placed ND's, and an outright win could see us move into first position.

Tom Cockburn

5th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

5th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni. - Round 9

todd5th Grade vs Sydney University

Fifth grade arrived at Sydney University for the feature event of the day, also the last round of the 2010 and our first T20 of the season. Skipper Tim Packman won the toss and elected to bat. Tom Cockburn then took the responsibility of getting quick runs as he bombed shots all over the park. Tom had a great cameo of 27, opening partner Josh Goldsmith also had a great innings which involved turning the strike over and hitting the lose ball. Others chipped in with quick fire tens and twenties to finish with a total of 5/150, which was a par score.

Matt Todd comes to the party and helps secure the win

We then went out to field and with a fast start from Sydney University they looked to be in the box seat, however we realized that tight bowling and more fielders allowed outside the ring we could pull the runs back and put the pressure right on them. The game was still evenly balanced when the Moth handed the ball to Toddy, which turned out to be a match winning bowling change as Toddy produced two amazing flippers which left two Sydney Uni batsmen bamboozled and no choice but to walk off. Paul Dietz then bowled nicely taking two wickets and some good fielding to finish the game of.

A win to the good guys in their first T20.

Jack Colley

5th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

5th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 7

packmanTop order batsmen set up the win against the Ghosts

Unfortunately due to 'work commitments' the captain was late which allowed Matt (Fester) Todd to go out and win the all important toss. Fester elected to bat on a belter of a wicket which proved to be an intelligent move.

Todd, Packman, Dietz with a couple of eager supporters

Mark Fonseka and Josh Goldsmith gave us a solid start with a 60 run opening partnership. Then young Jack Colley joined Josh and these two put on a further 130 to set up a big score. Unfortunately we then lost a couple of quick wickets and this brought Andrew Coleman to the crease and he reeled off a quick fire 45 which included the shot of the day ' a flick 6 over cow corner. At the end of our 50 overs we had 265 on the board and Campbelltown had it all to do.

The two Davids ' Leiboff and Monaghan ' opened the bowling and put Campbelltown under the pump in their run chase. 'Joel' Monaghan added to the pressure with an early wicket. As the Innings wore on Campbelltown's upper order staged a bit of a recovery with some risky shots which paid off. Until 'Moth' Packman made a courageous move and brought on Matt Todd who added to his heroics at the toss and broke a promising partnership with a spitting cobra of a leg break that took the outside edge.

Dietzy came on and continued the good work of the early bowlers and took two middle order wickets which took Campbelltown right out of the game. At times the boys were sloppy with the fielding and our throwing (just ask Andrew) and at the end of the day Campbelltown only lost six wickets but were 55 runs in arrears of our formidable total.

This win meant that 5ths are now well placed inside the top six and only a few points away from the top of the ladder. Next week we look forward to taking on the students at Camperdown, which is setting up to be a grudge match seeing as it was Sydney Uni who took the final spot of the top six in front of Gordon last year.

Josh Goldsmith

5th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

5th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

5th Grade vs Parramatta

Inaugrual T20 match washed out.

5th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 6

5th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 6

Dave MonaghamA strong win to 5th Grade against the Students

There is a very famous poem from the 19th century that sums up most games of cricket to perfection.

Dave Monaghan, the author's pick of the bowlers

It captures that moment late in the day when the game could go either way. When the captain and team must step back and have faith in their fellow players.

It is called Vitai Lampada and goes as follows:

'There's a breathless hush in the Close to-night --
Ten to make and the match to win --
A bumping pitch and a blinding light,
An hour to play and the last man in.
And it's not for the sake of a ribboned coat,
Or the selfish hope of a season's fame,
But his Captain's hand on his shoulder smote --
'Play up! play up! and play the game!''

And while I would like to write as if this was one of those games, in reality round 6 wasn't left to the last minute or an inspirational talk. In fact I don't think anyone in fifth grade has ever said 'play up' or wore a ribbon on their coat (with perhaps the exception of Tom Gooch whose captain's hat is a little worrying).

And so, instead of keeping the match report nice and short, and ending on the words of Henry Newbolt, it is left to me (the reluctant author) to present to you, the audience of Stags, the (mostly) true and accurate history of Gordon the 5th in two parts.

Gordon the 5th:

Part 1:

Enter, in order of appearance:
Josh "Speedblitz" Goldsmith - an ex-baseballer with a penchant for the run-out
Mark 'Fonzy' Fonseka - the court Jester
Jack "Pistol" Colley - the young heir to the kingdom of Gordon
Christopher "the Rat" Retallick
Tristan "Upright" Cooper - a fine batsman with a ramrod gait and far too much practice on a treadmill
Paul "Romeo" Dietz ' because there is no way I am going to call him Adolf
David "Joel" Monaghan - whose antics on the field are often as worrying for the opposition
as the Raiders off it
Andrew "You better not call me Elton as I'm narrating this" Coleman
David "Tall" Leiboff - whose skill is derived from his height
Tom "Graeme" Gooch - to bowling what the English are to batting
Sir Matthew Todd - the wise captain
Timothy "Falstaff" Packman - the old captain, graceful (on occasion)

Sir Matthew: The grass is green and pitch is set

Tom GoochRomeo: To bat or not to bat? That is the question

The coin is tossed, and Sir Matthew does not lose . And so, into the Battle of Beauchamp strode Speedblitz and The Fonz.

Tom Gooch snakes in before delivering a thunderbolt

Fielders to the left of them, fielders to the right of them, and one by one they fell. First Speedblitz, then the Fonz whose score of 30 was less than he deserved, and young Pistol to a mistimed pull.

Scene 2: the dressing room, score 3-56.

Toddy (to Upright): Once more unto the pitch my friend, once more;
Or close up the gap with your English pads.
Mid-week there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the stitch of seams blows past our ears,
Then imitate the action of the moth;
Grasp up your willow, summon up the courage,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
And play yourself into the books
Or lest ye fall with Fonzy to the Colts!

Scene 3: Pavilion

Enter Falstaff
Falstaff: Good morrow my good men
Romeo: And to you fair Captain Falstaff
Graeme: What brings you to this game but as a spectator?
Falstaff: A sad but necessary wound.
Oh but would I give to stride into the battle once again,
Feel the leather of the ball within my hand,
The fear upon the batsman's face'
Sir Matthew (aside): Methinks that fear is from the risk of beamers to the head!
Falstaff: But alack, Young Graeme, Pistol too,
I was but WAK'd and cannot take the field with you.

Exit Falstaff and the Shakespearean prose.

Just like the attempt at iambic pentameter, eventually the Stags grew weary of UNSW's attack and began to take the initiative. Led by Upright Coops, who has a lovely drive and a run that looks like something from a Baywatch intro: lots of graceful movement but ridiculously slow motion.

Coops batted well, seeing off the brunt of the UNSW attack and deftly moving to 96 before a rash swing saw him fall four short of his maiden grade ton, and ensuring that he has to do his turn on the scorebook for at least one more game.

Matt ToddRat and Dave Monaghan also contributed nicely with 30 and 24 respectively, and the Stags were finally all out with 6 overs to go for a very reasonable 234.

With just a few overs left in the day's play Gordon took the field and, more for intimidation than in the expectation of a wicket, brought Romeo Dietz under the lid at short leg.

Matt "Fester" Todd keeps it tight from one end

The first few balls brought a lot of banter and some nice plays and misses before a short one at the body brought a leg glance from the opposition captain. Unfortunately for him, the ball went much squarer then intended and Romeo pulled off the catch of the season so far with a diving effort to his right to prove that no matter how many cigarettes you have, there are always at least an over of reflexes left in you.

Day 2 progressed in much the same fashion as day 1 with Gordon completely on top. While a few of the UNSW batsman managed to occupy the crease, with one batsman even managing to bring the 80's back with a very accurate rendition of Ijaz Ahmad's axe like stance, none managed to look comfortable and with the score at 5-68 at tea on day 2 it was clear the game was in the bag.

The UNSW batsman finally showed some desperation and threw the willow for a few overs until the Rat was thrown the ball. 1.5 overs later he had 3 for 6 and the game was over ' proving yet again that some people just have all the luck when bowling to the tail.

From this author's perspective the bowling display was the best of the year by the Stags, with a mere 3 wides and 3 no-balls in 62 overs, however the fielding was a little disappointing and we know we will have to do a little better come the back end of the season.

Pick of the bowlers were Dave Monaghan who bowled a very tight 18 overs for 2-41, including 6 maidens and more missed drives than successful shots; Tom Gooch who bowled 15 overs, 3-34; Dave Leiboff 13 overs, 1-30; and Toddy whose 13 overs went for just 9 runs and included 7 maidens but only the one wicket.

Andrew "Elton" Coleman 

Gordon Colts Match Reports 10/11

Gordon Colts Match Reports 10/11

The Gordon Colts team is a side selected after the 5th Grade side and plays in the Metropolitan Cup.

For the Colts schedule go to Fixtures.

Colts match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below:

Colts Report vs Blacktown - Round 14

Colts Report vs Blacktown - Round 14

Colts win by forfeit against the Warriors

No report submitted after Blacktown forfeited

Colts Report vs Sydney University - Round 13

Colts Report vs Sydney University - Round 13

dedmanColts secure the minor premiership with a win over Sydney Uni 

The Colts arrived at St Pauls expecting another competitive match against 3rd place Sydney Uni, with the boys hoping to keep the undefeated season going after just stumbling across the line in the last round against Bankstown.

Dedman opens the shoulders and drives down the ground

Skipper Dave 'Mega' Millar won the toss and instantly realised he hadn't discussed with anyone whether we wanted to bat or bowl. This reporter was slightly confused as Mega waved in our direction and motioned both a batting and bowling action to the boys, were we batting or bowling? A number of cover drives were signalled back and not to long after Benny Armstrong and James Dedman made their way out to the middle.

After a promising start Benny fell with score on 29, enter Nick 'I'm really an angry fast bowler' Franklin. Nick appeared to be in a massive hurry as he went 4,6,4,6,4 then unfortunately chased a slightly wider one which was well held at second slip to send him on his way for 24 of about 9 balls. Paul Dietz then joined James at the crease and the two of them went about building the innings. James brought up his half century as the team total passed 100 and soon after their partnership reached 50 James fell on 62, to another really sharp catch.

Another quick wicket saw Hugh Selby join Dietzy in the centre.  Again a promising partnership of 30 odd was broken with the total at 163 when Paul was bowled for 42, Dietzy had played a really patient and important knock on a day where the batsmen had to work hard to score runs, a good show of what is going to be required in the next weeks. Hugh continued to play his shots and keep the runs ticking over as wickets continued to fall around him and when he got out for a well-earned 32, we felt we were in a little bit of trouble and still quite a few runs short at 8/194.

The fall of Hugh's wicket brought in the skipper who joined this reporter at the crease. After getting off the mark with a 4 Dave remarked 'I've just doubled my aggregate for the year', he now had 8 runs for the year. When this reporter departed a few runs later we were 9/217 and Tom Bangs joined the party. It was a great effort from Tommy who hung around very patiently and fed the strike to Dave who was belting the bowling to all corners. Dave was bowled four runs short of what would have been a well-deserved half century and the Colts were all out for 259. Tom was not out on 7 and played a vital role in that 42 run partnership.

We arrived on the second day to be greeted by some overcast conditions and just a little bit of rain before play got under way. While we had recovered quite well to get to 259 we still felt it was a little bit short and knew we were going to have to be patient and bowl and field well. Dave Leiboff and Tommy Bangs opened up the attack and started quite well keeping the Sydney Uni batsmen quiet with only 16 runs off the first 10 overs. Bangs kept hitting his line and length and soon had the opener on his way edging through to Matt Turner.

An inspirational bowling change by the Skipper saw Benny Armstrong enter the attack and he picked up a wicket in both his first and second overs with Nick taking a great catch at first slip, followed up by a caught and bowled. Nick then took over at the other end and he too picked up a wicket first over with the opener skying a short ball which was taken by the keeper, leaving Sydney Uni in trouble at 4/42. Ben and Nick then both continued their great spells and the wickets kept falling. Nick picked up his second with a clean bowled, followed by Ben getting another edge to Matty Turner, finishing his very impressive spell with 3/20. Nick then picked up an LBW to claim his third, 3/31 and was unlucky not to have got 1 or 2 more with a couple of edges just out of reach of the slips but got good reward for some aggressive and fiery bowling.

A partnership of 31 took the score to 7/108 at tea but soon after Paul Dietz got the reward for some good tight bowling, with another bowled. Skipper Millar then picked up a wicket in the next over with another edge to Matty who claimed his 4th catch brining the last batsmen to the crease. After writing his name in the score book last week as 'Little Kid' (he was just 13), Paul Dietz decided to not to let rip fully at the youngster, however  after missing the first ball, the youngest proceeded to get well behind Dietzy's next 4 and the 'Little Kid' suddenly saw the last ball whizz past his face. Brendan Gray then got chucked the ball to try his offies and picked up the last wicket with the first ball of his 2nd over to finish with 1/0. Sydney Uni had lost 3/0 and were all out for 115, our 259 had been more than enough.

A good result for the Colts that sees us march on into the last round still undefeated, top of the table and a minor premiership secured. Three wins to go.

Dave Leiboff

Colts Report vs Bankstown - Round 12

Colts Report vs Bankstown - Round 12

fonsekaColts crawl home in a nail-bitter against the Bulldogs 

What a difference a week makes in sport.

Having sweated out a dominant display against Randy-Petes in Maroubra the week before, the Colts boys returned to Beauchamp in anticipation of a tough fought match against the 3rd placed Bankstown. The late 30'C heat was replaced with the threat of rain towards the end of the day's play. Inspirational captain Dave Millar won the toss and chose to bowl on a deck that looked as though it would do a bit early.

Mark Fonseka makes the most of some loose bowling

Dave 'Boff' Leiboff and Owen 'Beans' Hynes opened up and got on top early, each with an opening scalp to his name. It quickly became apparent that reward for shots was not going to be the order of the day as the length of the grass frequently pulled up balls that on any other day would have raced to the boundary. This, however, is not to say that the batting was overly attacking.

Nic Franklin was thrown the ball as first change and was relieved the 1 bouncer per over rule was no longer enforced with this being a 2-day game. As it happened, a sharp catch from Benny Armstrong at catching cover gave Nic a well-deserved wicket. Andrew 'Chappo' Chapman, having recounted the various tales of his exploits from the last 2 weeks in Vietnam, Thailand and Laos came on to bowl and immediately made an impact, bowling a tight line and length and picking up 3 wickets.

At 6 down for not many we thought Bankstown were in massive trouble. Benny, having taking that catch, came on and found the outside edge of one of the set batsmen and another sharp catch, this time from Luke Ham, removed him. When they lost this 7th wicket, a young chap who'd made 60 of their 80 runs, we thought we should have this innings wrapped up for less than 100.

The tea break, however, changed their fortunes, with two prime opportunities going down in slips, that would have had them 9 for 80-odd.

Throughout the day we had been told that an over 40s match was due to take place on the Sunday and the brains trust of the GDCC was keeping a keen eye on the radar. Unfortunately, the rain started to come down, lightly at first but before long the day was called off with Bankstown in trouble at 7/118, but having made the most of the chances we gave them.

We returned to Beauchamp the next Saturday looking to clean up the tail and chase the runs early. The Boff was on fire early and in 12 overs had managed to do exactly that. This reporter would like to note that our perennial fumbler Mark 'Fonzy' Fonseka once again fumbled a catch but fortunately managed to regain it before it hit the ground, later claiming he was the 'team entertainer' and that it was 'always under control!' Bankstown ended up on 149, which under the conditions was probably worth 230.

armstrongKnowing it was going to be a tough chase but wanting to show why we currently lead the competition; Fonzy and the newly promoted Benny Armstrong opened the batting and formed a solid partnership before Fonzy was removed. Benny was looking good and the key member of our batting line up, Nic, came in looking to dominate from the start. Unfortunately, one came onto him a little quicker than he had thought and he too was removed.

Our other opener, Ben Armstrong, adding a significant string to his big, heavy bow

This reporter would like to let the next batsmen in know that the idea of the game is to protect the stumps and that playing a shot when the ball pitches on off stump will help next time. Chapman came in and the game was looking 'in the bag' as he and Benny took control each with well-made 30s.

However, Ben was removed with the score on 71. Adam came in and battled his way through some good bowling while playing some outstanding cover drives. By this time, this reporter had moved into the middle to umpire from one end, which as it turned out was a very exciting place to be. Brendon Gray came in and looked in touch early. He and Chapman took the score to 138 before both were removed. We needed 12 runs with Boff, Beans and Dave to get them. Boff and Hynesy fought hard against some quality bowling.

The Boff was unfortunately removed with the score at 146. Four to get. As had been the case throughout the entire innings, the bowling was slightly wayward and 4 byes gave us the win. This reporter would like to note that although the scorebook shows Millar on 1 not out, he instead remembers that run going to the name of 'Beans' Hynes. However, this reporter was later accused of being 'old,' 'grey-haired' and forgetful!

In all likelihood we will meet Bankstown again with the top 4 in our competition 12 points above the rest with 2 rounds to go. But let it be known that the Gordon Colts are on the march to the finals, and the boys are all getting excited, shown by the intensity with which the club song was sung.

Next challenge is the now 3rd placed Sydney University at St. Pauls which is yet again, likely to be another tough game.

Paul Campbell

Colts Report vs Randwick - Petersham Green - Round 11

Colts Report vs Randwick - Petersham Green - Round 11

leiboffA bonus point win against Randwick-Petersham Green

The Colts side, looking as strong as it has been all season, made its way out to Snape Park on a semi-warm day to take on what looked to be a fairly formidable Randy-Petes side. While sitting in the change rooms, many wondered about what we should do in the sweltering heat if the toss was won. Unfortunately, despite Fonsey's legitimate suggestion to bat first and go home, it was the home side that decided to have a stick.

Dave Leiboff works hard on a very hot day out at Snape

After much delay due to the opposition skipper being unhappy about the amount of grass on the deck, and calling up the groundsman to mow the pitch, we set out to get the early breakthrough an hour and a half later.

It was Dan Lake who managed to force the opposition skipper into a false stroke and picked up an early first wicket for the Stags. A few overs later, Dave 'Boffy' Leiboff collected his first for the day. After a much awaited drinks break, it was Armstrong and Millar who had a go at trying to break a steadily building partnership and, after some tight bowling, Skip picked up his man. Nic Franklin then came about bowling his quick bumpers and was rewarded with 2 wickets with a great catch to Skip in the slips.

Unfortunately, as has happened in several previous games this season, the Colts side was once again on the wrong end of some suspect umpiring decisions, including an edge that our clubmates sweltering out at Penrith were likely to have heard. For some of our players who've not played in Colts this season, they quickly realised how hard you have to work for your wickets.

Their innings finished with some great death bowling by Boffy and Nic, and they finished with 7/204.

Our opening pair had no intentions to have to stay around longer than they needed to, and set about chasing the total quickly as the outfield was running fast and the deck fairly flat. Unfortunately, Tim Van Zuylen was dismissed early, so Nic was at it again, batting sensibly but putting the bad ball away.

Ben ArmstrongHis quick scoring attitude was passed on to Fonseka who unfortunately had a swing at the wrong ball. Enter Paul Campbell, and he immediately looked as though he'd been batting all day, quickly hitting some nice shots to push the score to 2/93 off 15 at drinks, keeping comfortably ahead of the required run rate. Soon after drinks, both batsman took the liking to the spinners, and absolutely pumped them all around the ground, with Franko bringing up his well earnt 50, closely followed by Paul.

Benny Armstrong does a great job, whist his father and brother watch on

A 20 run over, breaking the shackles of their best bowler ' and batsman - and the bonus point was in sight for the Stags. At this point, we still needed over 8 runs an over and Nic and Paul were well aware of the skipper's wishes to pick up an extra point after the disappointment of the previous week's match against UNSW.

It came down to the 29th and 30th overs, where we needed 16 runs to win. The first 5 balls of the 29th over went for singles and then Paul Campbell strode down the track, his team's interests ahead of his, and tried to knock the ball long down the ground. Unfortunately for Paul and the team, the ball cannoned into the stumps and he was dismissed for a well-constructed 59.

The 30th over saw the Stags needing 11 runs to pick up the bonus point. Nic tried to do it in two balls, and succumbed to the first of these, spooning it to cover and departing for 83. Red ink would have been his preference, but the bonus point was his first goal and, similar to Paul, was selfless in his pursuit.

A Paul Dietz single from the next, followed by a Brendan Grey single, followed by another Dietz single. The stage was set 8 runs from 2 balls. Two clean hits. Two new batsmen, fresh from the sheds.

The bowler charges in and Brendan takes an almighty swing, but misses the ball. 8 runs from 1 ball. It's all over.

Or so we thought.

The final ball of the 30th over was sent down. Down the leg side. Down to the boundary for a total of 5 wides.

Suddenly we were back in the game. 3 runs from the final ball of the 30th over. Brendan didn't miss this time. Smashing the ball down to long on for a boundary and securing the bonus point victory!

All in all, it was a solid fielding and bowling effort that allowed the batsman to play their own games, and with a solid key partnership of 137 between Nic and Paul, the win always looked inevitable with the Stags almost doubling the Randy- Petes run rate. Another good win boys. Looking forward to taking on Bankstown next week.

Ben Armstrong

Colts Report vs UNSW - Round 10

Colts Report vs UNSW - Round 10

dedmanDedman stars in a poor draw against UNSW  

Round 10 had the Colts travelling out to UNSW to face a Bumblebees side fighting for a finals spot. Mega Millar won the toss, and on an absolute belter elected to bat. It became clear that the Stags were in for a good day. James Dedman and Tim van Zuylen made a cautious start and took about 15 overs to settle in before starting to play some shots.

A fantastic display with the willow nets James Dedman 198 runs!

The UNSW bowlers slugged away in the heat but simply had no answers to the sublime shot making. Deadman quickly reached 50 while van Zuylen was dismissed for 42 setting an extremely solid platform for the batsmen to follow. The UNSW skipper persisted with spin from both ends despite the ball regularly clearing the rope (very regularly). JD was supported by Brendan Gray (28) Matt Turner (29*) and Nick Sheehan, who on debut for the Stags, scored a quick and well compiled 54.

However, the day went to JD, who was eventually dismissed for 198. It was an exhibition of batting, making it a very entertaining day of cricket for all at the ground. Mega eventually declared at 6 for 369, leaving the UNSW opening pair a very awkward 7 overs to close out the days play. Leiboff (Snr.) made a valuable breakthrough before the day's end, and the Bumblebees were to resume at 1 for 7, Gordon well and truly in the Mayor's Office.

With UNSW sitting just outside the top 4, chasing a finals birth, one would assume they would go about their run chase with intent and positive shot making. We did, and we were wrong. 83 overs of negative and boring cricket followed. At no stage did UNSW look like even getting close to anywhere near the total. All the bowlers bowled good lines and breakthroughs did fall at fairly regular intervals. However at 8 down, and 28 overs left in the day, the batsmen decided to shut up shop (even more so) and on what was practically a slab of concrete and the ball looking very tired, it was easy for them to do so. This was made even easier with two team mates umpiring, who for all we knew didn't actually have index fingers.

10 overs with the new ball bought about wicket number 9, but the 10th wasn't to be and UNSW finished 9 for 136 off 90 overs. I hope the Bumblebees have plans for March because they certainly won't be playing finals cricket.

Even though we didn't get the six points, we can certainly take a lot from this game with our spot in the top 4 secure. We were the better side throughout the match. Our batting effort was near faultless and our effort with the ball and in the field, under tough conditions was extremely promising heading into finals time. Hopefully we can continue to improve and be there at the very end.

Tom Bangs

Colts Report vs North Sydney - Round 9 - Day 2

Colts Report vs North Sydney - Round 9 - Day 2

Adam AaronsGordon Colts Match Report ' Round 9 Week 2

The mood going into week 2 was very positive, and this was evidenced by the skipper overlooking a certain latecomer and leading us in a spirited warm-up of touch footy and some throwdowns, before Edgar and Fonseka resumed our inning, 30 short of the Bears' total. The plan was as follows, collect first innings points and go nuts building a big lead. The plan actually WENT as follows, collect first innings points then collapse in a flaming heap.

Adam finds himself castled, going for quick runs

Batting started well enough, with the Colts gaining a first innings victory without losing a wicket on the second day, and Fonseka soon bringing up his 50 as well. When the time came to hit out, it appeared as though forces were working against us, with Corbin's bat breaking clean in two after smashing a straight drive attempting to up the tempo. With an unfamiliar bat, his innings soon came to an end. Adam 'close your eyes and swing' Aarons joined Fonseka at the crease, and lasted 3 overs before being bowled trying to play one shot too many. Shortly after, Fonseka guided one to first slip to end on a match winning 61, while Millar and Selby both departed for ducks, leaving Brendan stranded on 0. With a lead of only 15, Gordon declared, and went back into the field.

Things only went downhill from there. For starters, it got hot, the wind stopped, and the pitch got even flatter. This lead to the Bears deciding that they didn't like the sound of an outright loss, and that they would rather stick around. This led to an extremely frustration session of cricket. As all readers are aware, the Colts side is at the mercy of the opposition umpires when in the field. Armstrong and Millar were the only bowlers to register wickets on the scoresheet' 1 each ' although both took at least 3 each. The tea break was just another addition to the frustration, with the Colts being provided with a chocolate cake. One. Chocolate. Cake.

The webmaster wrote about the hospitality of Manly in his weekend wrap. There wouldn't have been so much as a sentence if he was reporting on the Bears.

After the break, captain Millar tried everything, even bringing on Fonseka with his surprisingly good legspin. As the day wore on, it became clear that there was never going to be an outright result, and the captains agreed to call it off. Despite the way the second day panned out, round 9 remained a victory for Gordon, and the singing of the team song still ensued, with the Colts looking forward to taking on UNSW next week.

Adam Aarons

Colts Report vs North Sydney - Round 9 - Day 1

Colts Report vs North Sydney - Round 9 - Day 1

armstrongGordon Colts Match Report Round 9 Week 1

Upon arriving at my first match after a stint overseas, I was delighted to hear that the mighty Colts were still undefeated (although had a somewhat lucky escape against Blacktown), and were gracing the top of the table. The weather forecast claimed it was going to storm, but there was no evidence of this as we awaited our late start of 12:30 in the heat and humidity of the Australian summer. The pitch looked typical for Tunks Park, flat as a pancake and good for runs.

Benny Armstrong performed well with the ball on a flat track

As usual, the warm up jog and stretch happened to coincide with Dave 'Clean up the tail' Millar heading off to do the toss, which he lost anyway. North Sydney chose to have a stick, which played right into the hands of Millar, who would have chosen to have a bowl in an attempt to force an outright result. Into our whites we got, and out onto the field.

There was a breeze blowing off the water, which helped Owen 'Beans' Hynes and Tom 'Bang Bang' Bangs to combine their excellent line and length with a bit of swing, causing the opposition some serious scoring problems. Despite a few close chances being missed early, the Bears didn't manage to progress, and at the first drinks break they were 1/51 off 25. Dave assured us that all we needed was two quick wickets to get back on top, and our newest recruit from the Green Shield side, Corbin 'Offie who doesn't overstep' Edgar delivered, bowling North Sydney's best batsman around the legs and beating the next man in for Matt 'Gloves' Turner to secure a stumping. The Colts were back in business.

Enter Ben 'McGrath' Armstrong. Taking the words 'corridor of uncertainty' to new meanings, Ben ripped through the Bears' middle order with his steady line and bag of tricks, including having the opposition skipper sky one off a slower ball, and hitting the off stump so delicately that half the team was appealing for an edge before realising a bail was off. In combination with Luke 'Baby-faced' Ham and his pressurising of the North Sydney Batsmen, the middle order crumbled, and we had them at 5/90 by tea time.

millarDue to age restrictions, Ben and Luke were unable to bowl long spells, and in ran the tail expert himself, currently standing 3rd on the club's player of the year table for his efforts. It was 'Beans' who struck the next blow however, showing that height doesn't worry him when executing a brilliant display of ground fielding to gain a valuable run-out. Of course, the captain got his reward, picking up two wickets, including a great catch by Corbin in the gully, to end the Bears' innings at 103, an all-around great bowling and fielding performance on what should have been at least a 200+ track.

Dave Millar puts himself on to clean up the tail

The day wasn't over yet though, as we still had 24 to bat before the close of play. Armstrong was at it again, opening the batting with Mark 'Give me a bowl' Fonseka. Both batsmen looked instantly in touch, and North Sydney's modest total was being eaten up very quickly. Nothing spells cricket like on field drama though, and there was confusion when Armstrong edged one to slip, who proceeded to drop it, only to have it bounce off his boot and back into his hands, out of view from either umpire.

Showing true sportsmanship, Ben decided to walk and avoid an altercation, which is certainly a difficult decision, especially when he was looking in such good nick. Corbin made his way to the middle, and kept up the pace with Fonseka until the close of play, with Gordon only 30 runs behind, 9 wickets in hand, and a whole day's play ahead.

Close of Play

North Sydney 103

(Ben Armstrong 8 overs ' 3 maidens, 4 for 13,

Corbin Edgar 10 overs ' 2 maidens, 2 for 23,

Dave Millar 13.2 overs - 5 maidens, 2 for 19,

Tom Bangs 12 overs ' 3 maidens, 1 for 26,)

vs. Gordon 1 for 74

(Ben Armstrong 16, Mark Fonseka 36*, Corbin Edgar 18*)

Adam Aarons

Colts Report vs Wests - Round 8

Colts Report vs Wests - Round 8

millarMagpies left battered after a solid Colts performance  

The Mighty Gordon Colts team turned up to Punchbowl Oval ready for a 50/50 over format on a overcast and miserable Saturday. Everybody seemed pumped and ready, especially Mark 'Fonzy' Fonseka who was still feeling the effects of a big work party the night before ' even if he doesn't drink. With all the boys arriving on time, it was a first for the Colts and I reckon should defiantly get a mention on the next Thursday meeting.

Millar consistently hits a line to take his first 5-for

The warm up was probably one of the highlights of the day. Warm up consisted of  a game of touch footy. What was even more surprising about every one turning up on time was that 'DM' MIllar was actually involved in the warm up. I wonder why? (The highlights of the game were Luke Ham's blistering speed from his intercept an 'Beans' Hynes chip and chase effort to score.)

With everyone all warmed up - it was time for the toss. Dave came up with the goods winning another toss and putting Magpies into bat on a wicket that looked to have some life to say the least. Beans struck early having the Magpies 1/0 and it went from there, eventually bowling out West for a small 65 off 33.3 overs.

Despite the helpful pitch, our bowling was right on target the whole day with Beans, Bangs and Benny Armstrong all taking 1 for not many. The stand out was DM's 5/20 off 9.3. His bowling was on the spot all day and deserved to get a bag and goes to show what happens when you bowl consistent lines and lengths leading from the front.

Going in to the change rooms for a very early lunch we were all quietly confident about chasing down the thoroughly getable total. At lunch, half the boys decided to find the nearest Subway, and, with Beans in the car, it wouldn't be hard for him to sniff it out. The boys that stayed behind were involved in great discussions about backyard cricket high scores and the different rules at each 'venue'. The comparison regarding the contents of the lunches was also rather amusing during the break.

When everyone returned and all Subway was devoured, it was time to put on the pads. Fonzy and Timmy van Zuylen opening - both confident..ish about getting the total themselves. Fonzy got us off to a great start, hitting anything full. Timmy played a support role down the other end. Fonz was dismissed for a nice 15 which got us off to a brisk start and set the tone for the rest of the batsman. Fonz's departure brought Hugh Selby to the crease and with some lovely 'late cuts' through slips he got us some valuable quick runs.

Unfortunately he was bowled by a ball the cut back a mile. Next to the crease was Paul Campbell. After coming off an excellent innings last week against Blacktown, Paul didn't look like getting out again. He punished anything that was just a little too full, ending with a tidy 19* to help his average even more. With only a few runs to get Tim played at a wide one and was caught, bringing in Brendan Gray to get the few runs needed. Grey was not impressed to say the least about going in, but managed to get a superbly crafted 2 n.o.

The end result saw us leaving with not only another victory but a very handy bonus point! (Chasing the total down in under 30 overs.)

Well done boys for a comfortable win - which wouldn't have happened without tight bowling and some sharp fielding. Hope all the Gordon boys have a good Chrissy and don't put on too many kilo's over the break.

Luke Ham

Colts Report vs Blacktown - Round 7

Colts Report vs Blacktown - Round 7

hamColts have a draw against Blacktown after a poor performance in the field  

Playing against Blacktown out at the massive Whalan Oval is a road trip that's difficult to get excited about and this game has done nothing to change that view. However the mighty Colts are still undefeated, although not in their typical conquering fashion. It was hardly an ideal start from the get go with a disrupted warm up with two players arriving 35 minutes after the first ball was bowled. However captain courageous Millar fluked another toss and elected to bowl knowing full well that 10 wickets were required during the day to win due to the unusual 2 day format jammed into a 120 over 1 day game.

Luke Ham in action

The opening combination of Owen "Heinz" Hynes and Tommy Bangs was tight and restricted the batsmans' runs, who failed to capitalise on the missing fielders early. Both wickets and runs were hard to come by early as the batsmen continued to play and miss and frustrate the bowlers to no end. Bangs eventually got the breakthrough against the opening bat literally half his height. From there, the game continued to meander along and at the first drinks break Blacktown were 1 for 40 off 20 overs. The Stags then continued to pick up the odd wicket but couldn't really get any momentum going due to an abysmal fielding effort.

When Blacktown were 4 for 80 we had an opportunity to roll them for under 150. Unfortunately, we let ourselves down in the field grassing more chances then a whole family of octopuses could count on their tentacles.

Seriously.

The bowlers all toiled hard with Millar and Bangs the pick along with solid support from Luke Ham and Selby. The sun continued to beam down and the runs started flowing and the catches kept going down. All this led to one long hard day in the field. Blacktown kept batting and batting until mercifully they declared at 4-251 from 67 overs with one bloke notching up 110 (106 of those all ran) who I dare say is still dehydrated.

Chasing down 250 from 53 overs was always a tough ask especially on a gigantic ground comparable to the MCG which turned 6's into 3's and 4's into 2's.We got off to a slow start with the youngster Lachlan Charles feathering one to the keeper. Wickets continued to trickle just as partnerships were gathering momentum. Selby couldn't match his superb knock from last week this time making an untimely and perhaps unlucky exit.

With Brendan Gray and Luke Ham both out cheaply - the latter to a suicidal 2nd run from the other end - we were sitting at 6-118 and had to shut up shop and play for the draw. The only resistance came from Dedman and soon to be Dr Paul Campbell back from the land of academia making a classy 69 unbeaten including some majestic drives and a hell-of-a lot of running.

Heinz then pigged out on some loose bowling to help boost his average and show the selectors he's a bowling all rounder with a vast array of shots. We ended up at 6 for 182 taking the draw and with it the consolation prize of remaining undefeated. All in all a disappointing game for a team which should have really put up a significantly better sowing against the opposition. Plenty of fielding practice needed at training and we should come up with the good against Wests next week.

James Dedman

Colts Report vs Randwick - Petersham Gold - Round 6

Colts Report vs Randwick - Petersham Gold - Round 6

grayColts on a roll against Randwick-Petersham   

Another well fought win by the Stags and the undefeated Colts continue to roll on.

We arrived at Snape Park on a nice sunny day for cricket. The oval looked to be in good nick, a nice long boundary but a greener pitch than we were expecting. As we head into the change rooms and sit down I looked around to realise that nearly half of the players were juniors from Gordon with the likes of Jim 'junior' Ham, Cam 'Camo' Davis, Sam 'Cool-Headed' Mart amongst the regular youngsters.

The author, Brendan Gray, smokes one through the covers

The warm-up went ahead as usual with Dave 'Skip' Miller leading the way of course... well maybe not, Skip once again joining the jog late. With the stags looking just a bit unorganised and startled, Skip asks ''does anyone know how to keep?'' with every looking around and heads in the sky Brendan 'Breno' Gray stepped up out of retirement and let Skip concentrate on his bowling. As the boys were unsure of whether to bat or bowl we left it in the experienced hands of Skip. I believe he lost the toss. Which is unusual for Skip due to his fine form with the coin, so Randwick Petersham decided to have a stick?

It was clear that the new ball had a bit of swing and varied bounce in it early so it was important that the Stags used this to our advantage and sure enough Skip and Luke 'Lukeyy' Ham didn't disappoint with Skip grabbing a few early wickets while Luke bowled his usual tight line to keep the batsmen scoreless until he bagged his first senior wicket for the Stags making the batsmen play a shot he would have regretted hitting it straight down the throat of James 'Lanky' Dedman at point. Lukeyy ending up with figures of 1/32 after 10.

The ball was then handed to Matt 'Junior' Selby and Ben 'Ginger' Armstrong to try and work their magic; Matt reluctantly came out of retirement to bowl a great line and length, considering he hasn't played for a while it was great effort. At the other end Ginger was running in as usual of his 50 metre run-up bowling his usual top of off balls but unfortunately wasn't able to grab a wicket and left the wicket taking to 'Junior' Selby who finished up with figures of 2/36 after 14 which is a great effort.

selbyBefore we knew it Randwick Petersham was 5/38 and we were well on top. However, this deck was a belter and we knew that many runs had been scored here in the previous weeks. A fight back was gathering momentum with Randwick Petersham starting to pile on some runs. Cam 'Camo' Davis was handed the ball to try and spin RPs back to the beach, bowling some great balls but couldn't keep his consistency. The ball was then handed back to Skip for the answer and luckily enough well of course it came with Skip bowling a teaser outside off for the batsmen to edge to Brendan 'Breno' Gray at keeper to take a screamer of a catch.

Hugh 'The other' Selby shows his younger brother how it is done

Wickets then began to fall, as we knew they would, but it wasn't until they made 220 that 'Camo' snaffled a good return catch to bring their innings to a close.

Chasing 221 for victory, the Stags were sent into bat for 5 over's, unfortunately we lost the 1 wicket of Ginger and were 1/19 after our 5 overs with James 'Lanky' Dedman showing his intentions for next week hitting the ball with ease.

Dedman kicked off Day 2 where he left off, smashing fours to all parts of the ground to bring up a great 50, unfortunately shortly after this Dedman was bowled playing over the top of a straight delivery. This brought Brendan 'Breno' Gray to the crease to try and re-settle the ship with Hugh 'The other' Selby, who looked to be in good nick at the other end.

As 'The Other' Selby and 'Breno' looked to be building on to something big, Brendan was out for 21, only to bring Luke Ham to the centre. Unfortunately he was dismissed for 6 and in came Sam Mart, the dark horse of the Stags, to try and restore the Stags' middle order.

hamHugh looked to be the key for the Stags as he worked his way to 50 and onwards with Sam playing a wonderful supporting role tapping singles wherever he pleased. Hugh and Sam kept on ticking the runs away after lunch and comfortably steered the Colts to victory.

Luke Ham looks stylish in his brief stay at the crease

A special mention to Hugh for his wonderful 90 not out, displaying his class to the juniors and that patience is the key and not to throw your wicket away and (if we hadn't learnt enough by this point) that you don't have to score off every ball. Well done Hugh and Sam for an excellent batting performance. Also a special mention to Skip, for his great bowling performance of 4/39 after 20 overs including bowling 7 maidens.

To wrap it up the Gordon Colts grab another win to the tally and are ready to continue the Colts train to success.

Bring on Blacktown!!!

Brendan Gray

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 10/11

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 10/11

The Poidevin Gray Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 21 years of age.

The Poidevin Gray matches are played on a Sunday, and consists of 3 T20 matches and 4 one-dayers, with the top 6 sides making their way through finals.

For the PG schedule go to Fixtures.

Poidevin Gray match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below:

 


Poidevin Gray Report vs Easts - Round 6

Poidevin Gray Report vs Easts - Round 6

evansPoidevin Gray report vs Easts  

The Stags' younger brigade arrived at Chatswood determined to put on a better showing than their previous encounters by chalking up a win against top of the table Easts. Skipper Evans lost the toss but was not fussed when Easts elected to have bat, on a wicket that would offer something if the bowlers could put it in the right areas. Dan Smith and Jack Skillbeck opened up, bowling some good lines and restricting the opening batsmen's scoring opportunities.

(Harry Evans sends the BBQ area into a panic behind the Trumper stand)

This allowed Alex Lines to come on and pick up 3 wickets in his 1st over immediately putting the pressure back on the East's batting lineup he continued to bowl good areas throughout his spell and finished with the impressive figures of 3/17 off 4 overs. The stags continued to bowl well with Tom Carruthers and Justin Avendano continuing to mount pressure. Kurt Roughley was brought into the attack and bowled extremely well  bowling in the crucial final stages he picked up 2/17 off his 4 overs to ensure that the Dolphins were restricted to 130 off the 20. One of the areas the stags improved on dramatically was the fielding, ensuring that the Dolphins were not able to rotate the strike easily, and forcing them to take risks to score.

Before heading out to bat Skipper Evans set us a challenge to not only chase down the target but do it in a dominating way within 17 overs. Though this did not start well with Jordy Liddle out early, Harry Evans then joined Steve Colley at the crease and put on 40 before Steve lost his off pole. Justin Avendano then joined Harry at the crease and the pair put on 35, with Harry nudging singles but also being very severe on any lose bowling to ensure that the runs continued to flow.

 lines  roughley

(Alex Lines who took three wickets in one over and Kurt Roughley who kept the scoring quiet at the close of the Easts innings)

Justin was out trying to push the scoring making the stags 3/85. Henry Carmichael then joined Harry at the crease, with the aim of trying to finish the game inside the 17 over target, he fell with around 10 runs remaining and it was left to Dan Smith and Harry to finish over the win in the 16th over. 

Special mention must go to Skipper Evans who put on a great display of 20-20 batting not trying to hit everything for 6 rather nudging 1s and 2s and waiting for the bad ball and punishing it finishing on 73 Not Out.

Hopefully this group of stag's youngsters will be able to finish of their season well with a win in the final game in 2 weeks time.

Henry Carmichael

Poidevin Gray Report vs Wests - Round 5

Poidevin Gray Report vs Wests - Round 5

Poidevin Gray vs Wests

No report submitted by Dan Smith

 

Poidevin Gray Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4

Poidevin Gray Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4

avendanoPGs outclassed all around the park

The long haul out to Richmond saw the PGs side confident of a win following strong performances across most grades the previous day. The morning didn't start as planned with team organisation and warm up being rushed.

Avendano attempts to re-build the Stags' innings

After losing the toss and being sent out to field, a good bit of bowling by Adam Flemming caught the edge and a sharp catch was held in slips by Andrew Chapman. Following this success, Gordon never made it out of first gear as the runs came too easily for the Hawkesbury batsman.

Tight bowling in patches wasn't enough as their batsman managed to put away the loose balls keeping the run rate high. At 2-150 off 30, Gordon were looking at a possible chase of over 300, but the introduction of Justin Avendano slowed the scoring rate as he bowled a good tight spell to help restrict Hawkesbury to 7-265 off their 50 overs. A good scramble by Gordon to restrict the runs at the end.

Gordon went out to bat fairly confident of chasing down the total on what looked like a good track to bat on. A less than desirable start ensued, as both openers were out cheaply, leaving Harry Evans (28) and Justin Avendano (28) to try and pick the run rate up against the new ball. At 2-40 off 20 overs, Gordon never managed to catch up and the game rapidly slipped out of reach.

Solid knocks by Kris Colley (25), Dan Smith (22) and Andrew Chapman (36 no) saw Gordon limp home to 9-176 ensuring that Hawkesbury didn't take away the bonus point.

Andrew Crosland

Poidevin Gray Report vs St George - T20 Round 3

Poidevin Gray Report vs St George - T20 Round 3

Poidevin Gray vs St George

No report submitted by Harry Evans

Poidevin Gray Report vs Randwick - Petersham - T20 Round 2

Poidevin Gray Report vs Randwick - Petersham - T20 Round 2

evansPoidevin Gray Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Twenty20 Match

After a week in which Sydney endured a substantial amount of rain, (enough to wash out all games on Saturday), the PG boys arrived at Coogee with uncertainty about what the ground and wicket condition would be like. And after spending around 45 minutes trying to get parked somewhere in the same suburb, upon eventual arrival I think everybody was surprised with the good condition of the ground.

(Harry Evans during his excellent innings)

The wicket was hard and flat, the only fault being dampness on the edge of the square. The umpires decided to delay the start of the game 45 minutes.

Given that this was the first game of the season after the Round 1 washout, bowling first in a twenty 20 was never going to be an easy task. The Randwick team got off to a good start scoring quickly, however all the scoring was coming from one end and after we grabbed the prize wicket the boys really tightened things up. From this point on the bowling and fielding was generally very good with all bowlers being economical, Jack Skillbeck (1 for 24 off 4), Tom Caruthers (0 for 4 off 2) 

But Kurt Roughley was the standout with the ball, taking wickets and drying up the runs to finish with 2 for 16 from his 4 overs, most of which was bowled towards the end of the innings. And in the field everyone contributed well, with Gavin Taylor doing an excellent job stopping runs in the ring and Justin Avendano foxing beautifully to grab a couple of run outs. Overall after a bit of a sloppy start the boys did well to pull things together and restrict Randwick to 9 for 126.

roughleyAfter our efforts in the field we were all quietly confident of chasing this score down and, after losing Jordan Liddle early, Steve Colley (40) and Harry Evans (56) put together a fantastic partnership mixing soft hands and good running with some clean, powerful hitting (which was demonstrated when Harry smashed a six straight through a car window) and took the score to 103, at this point the game looked ours to lose.

(Kurt Roughley who showed his skills as a T20 bowler)

Which is exactly what happened.

Both Harry and Steve were out in quick succession. The middle order put in a good effort but it was not at all easy to come in and score quickly in these circumstances. I think many of us learnt the hard way, that in Twenty 20 the last few overs can go in the blink of an eye.

It was a disappointing loss for the Stags; however it must be noted that prior to the game Harry and Bevo called us together and set the team a few small goals. They were to get a run out(we got 5) to not bowl any no balls (we didn't bowl 1) and to have a partnership of 50 or more which Steve and Harry comfortably exceeded. So in that respect the boys did well; we just fell at the final hurdle. At the end of the day as a group I think there are many positives that can be gained from this close loss, and all the boys will take away something we can work on at training to make sure we improve, and win our next game.

Jordan Liddle

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 10/11

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 10/11

The A.W. Green Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 16 years of age. The Green Shield matches are played either on Sundays or on weekdays during the school holidays. The competition includes semi finals and a final.

A. W. Green Shield match reports for 2010/11 season are provided below.

Green Shield finish season in 3rd place

Green Shield finish season in 3rd place

colleyGreen Shield finish season in third place

Review of season and report on quarter final match

The Green Shield team succumbed to the strong Western Suburbs team on Tuesday in their Quarter Final match on Tuesday, however have come out of the season with their heads held high after some excellent wins against strong opposition. In the preliminary rounds they ended up playing 5 of the top 9 teams and in keeping with this tough draw certainly had a roller coaster ride.

(Jack Colley in action during qtr final)  

With a poor first game they turned ourselves around and showed a lot of grit and determination to make a statement in round two against Blacktown. They went into the Xmas break with a win and continued our good form for the next 4 matches. Five in a row was a top effort. 

The team played on some challenging pitches and came through strongly. Unfortunately the team didn't play to our potential against Wests and this meant there was no second chance after Norths defeated Blacktown in their Quarter final.

leeThe team coach, former NZ test batsman Bruce Edgar had the following to say to his team after the final match:

'Overall you can take away some very valuable experiences that many players are not exposed to. Green Shield is a tough competition and I'm sure you will be richer for the experience. 

(Thomas Lee shows his style against Wests)

As the coach I've thoroughly enjoyed working alongside a group of fine young men. It's been wonderful to see such personal development. But equally important has been the way you all came together as a team. The team spirit just got stronger by the game.

As I've said a number of times we've been very privileged to have such strong Club support right across the board. From the selection process to training, grounds, sponsorship and match days etc.  Just take a look at the website!!  Gordon has a great history and some very committed Club members ensuring that the foundations remain robust. We have been the beneficiaries of that support'.

Bruce went on to thank the great support provided by manager Peter Klemt and the parents for their great work to allow the team and coach to concentrate on the job at hand.

In addition Manager Peter Klemt addressed the team and said:

edgar"You displayed many strong traits throughout the season -  outstanding sportsmanship, respect and support for each other and a determination that only a champion team can claim".

Peter also thanked Bruce for his leadership, words of wisdom, encouragement, strategies and tactics which were second to none.

(Corbin Edgar who took wickets in qtr final) 

At the pre-season meeting of the team and their parents a brief history of the club was explained to the players to let them know that they would be wearing the same colours as players like Victor Trumper, Charlie Macartney, Bert Oldfield and Adam Gilchrist and to respect their legacy.

This they did with great team spirit and respect for their opposition.

The webmaster

The final report for the Quarter final written by Charlie Stobo against Wests now follows:

Green Shield match report

Gordon vs Wests - Quarter Final

leightonGordon commenced the quarter-finals at Killara Park with high hopes of beating a strong opposition from the Western Suburbs. Although Gordon were beaten in their last match against Wests, we were confident we could win on this good batting track.

(Ben Leighton smiles after bowling a Wests player through the gap)

Gordon lost the toss (Ben's first loss in five matches), and were told they would field. Due to Lachlan Borg's injury, Jack Colley stepped up to open the bowling with Charlie Stobo. Early pressure helped to give Gordon confidence, and an early wicket from Charlie saw Wests at 1-8.

However, a large partnership made the going tough, and Wests were soon 2-86. There were periods when the strong batting started to crumble, however they fought hard and scored a total of 6-209 after 60 overs.

Special mention goes to Ben Leighton (3-33) and Jack Colley (2-38), who were the pick of the bowlers.

Chris Spratt and Connor Jackson walked out to bat, facing a fearsome opposition bowling attack, and Gordon were soon struggling at 5-29. A small partnership between Jack Colley (31) and Charlie Stobo (20) saw the team through to the tea break.

stoboAfter tea with the partnership broken Gordon went on the score 120. Ben Leighton (27) and Jack Colley (31) were the top scorers.

Due to Blacktown's defeat against North Sydney, Gordon's hopes of reaching the semi finals were ruined.

(Charlie Stobo in action)

On behalf of the team, I would like to thank Bruce Edgar for his wonderful coaching and support throughout the season, and to Peter Klemt for the tireless organising of trainings, covers and practice matches.

Also, thanks to the parents and supporters who came to watch throughout the Green Shield season, and to those who helped with the scoring and afternoon-tea.

Lastly, congratulations and thanks to the boys in the team for making the finals in this year's season. Every player contributed with either the bat or ball, and helped to make the 2010/11 season one to remember. Good luck to those boys playing next year, and to those who go on to play more cricket with Gordon, or elsewhere.

Charlie Stobo

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(The team celebrates their last round win against Sutherland with the club song)

Green Shield Report vs Easts

Green Shield Report vs Easts

colleyGreen Shield Report vs Easts

Report by Regan Klemt

Today's triumphant win against Eastern Suburbs gives us very good momentum heading into the last game before the finals.

Things started positively, with yet another win of the toss (great calling Ben !) and us sending Easts into bat on a slightly green wicket.

(Dom Thomson and Jack Colley lead off the team after their winning partnership...with Charlie Stobo providing the security)

Gordon started strong, building pressure through our opening bowlers - Stobes and Borgy. Stobes beat the bat constantly while Borgy took 2 early wickets.

'Swing master' Rajy and 'Mr Reliable' Jack continued the solid start with tidy spells from both of them.

A rain delay brought an early lunch with Easts sitting at 3-49 off 19 overs.

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( Suraj Laha, Corbin Edgar and Ben Leighton take up the attack against Easts) 

After lunch our spinners Corbin and Ben took charge. Corbin had the opposing batsmen mesmerised with his offies and finished with outstanding figures of 4-14. There was no let up at the other end with Ben and his refined action (thanks Mark !) turning the ball heaps. He finished with great figures of 3 for 5.

All bowlers were ably assisted by our wickie Nick 'Hadds' Coleman, with 3 catches and one stumping.

Easts were bowled out for 92 after 45 overs. It was now our turn to bat...

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(The bats that got us home Dom Thomson, Jack Colley and Chris Spratt in action at Waverley)

Strong partnerships between Spratty (24) and Dom, then Dom (not out 30) and Jack (not out 26) saw Gordon make light work of East's total, passing their score 3 down after 32 overs.

A great effort from the lads puts us in a strong position heading into the last round.

We are looking forward to continuing to do our best...

Reagan Klemt 

Webmaster's note

This win now puts us in fifth position going into the last round against Sutherland at Sutherland on Thursday. The table is:

Bankstown 36, Blacktown, 30, Wests 30 Sutherland 24, Gordon 24, St. George 24, Norths 24.

We are currently in fifth position based on our net run rate of 0.31 compared to Saints 0.24 and Norths 0.08.

Norths play Saints in the last round so a win will put us through while a loss will mean a calculation of NRR to determine 6th. The three teams on 18 points below the top 7 appear to have too low NRR to get in...but you never know... 

To look at the Green Shield Table with one round to go...click here...

Scores

Gordon 3 for 94 (Dom Thomson 30 not out, Jack Colley 26 not out, Chris Spratt 24) defeated Easts 92 (Corbin Edgar 4 for 14 (12), Ben Leighton 3 for 5 (5), Lachlan Borg 2 for 5 (5)  Suraj Laha 1 for 23 (8)   

 

Green Shield Report vs St George

Green Shield Report vs St George

colley jGreen Shield match report vs Saints

Win takes us to sixth sport after three wins in a row

The Gordon team was confident leading into the match against St George, and with a hard and faster wicket to bowl on, it was pleasing to win the toss and elect to field.

(Jack Colley hits a straight drive for four)

The opening batsmen of the Saints' attack looked very solid, as the opening bowlers failed to find an early wicket. The combination of Charlie Stobo and Lachlan Borg helped to minimise the run rate, and due to a combination of Lachlan Borg and Chris Spratt, the Gordon team had an early wicket.

This helped to give Gordon confidence, and they soon found that they had reached the tail of the opposition's line-up. These last wickets came soon after, and Gordon was pleased to chase a total of 179 after 60 overs. The standout bowler was Corbin Edgar (2-31), although all other bowlers chipped in with the wickets.

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(Corbin Edgar bowling his offies, Connor Jackson showing great technique with his driving and Lachlan Borg punishes one through mid wicket against Saints)

In the mid afternoon session, Connor Jackson and Chris Spratt walked out to face the St George bowling attack. After a surprising in-swinging delivery first up, Chris Spratt was given out lbw, and the Gordon team found themselves under pressure. After the first wicket, partnerships were formed, and Gordon was soon back in control. Connor Jackson (37), Reagan Klemt (34) and Lachlan Borg (22*) all batted sensationally, but the inspirational performance of Jack Colley (64) helped to secure the win for Gordon. Charlie Stobo hit a single through mid-wicket to pass the opposition total and secure the win, six wickets down.

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(Some work needs to be done on the song but they are getting the hang of it)

Charlie Stobo

Webmasters's note

This was a fine win against a typically strong St. George team that was built on team discipline in the field to restrict a strong batting line-up and then some inspirational batting under pressure by Jack Colley that was backed up exceptionally well by Connor Jackson, Regan Klemt and Lachlan Borg. The team was also well led by Ben Leighton.

Charlie Stobo set the tone again with his consistent bowling on a good length at good pace and his start gave the others the confidence to fight hard all the way. Corbin Edgar is showing his development as an offie with another good spell while all of the bowlers performed to the teams goals for the innings.

The batting performance showed how coach Bruce Edgar is starting to mould this team to believe in themselves and to take disappointments in their stride (Chris going first ball) and to make sure it didn't stop them from winning. No-one in the team left it to someone else to perform and all did their best under pressure with good skills.

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(Bruce Edgar congratulates all players as they come from the field for a great team effort)

Jack's innings was special with some fantastic driving and hitting through mid wicket off his toes as highlights. He decided the win would depend upon him, just as other batsman had done in the previous two wins.

The team is also playing with great spirit and are a credit to the Gordon colours.

Scores

Gordon 6 for 180 (Jack Colley 64, Connor Jackson 37, Regan Klemt 34, Lachlan Borg 22 not out, defeated St. George 8 for 179 (Corbin Edgar 2 for 31 (10) Charlie Stobo 1 for 24 (11) Jack Colley 1 for 27 (9), Ben Leighton 1 for 33 (8), Lachlan Borg 1 for 34 (10)  

Link here to match scores on SCA website:

The webmaster

Green Shield Report vs Randwick - Petersham

Green Shield Report vs Randwick - Petersham

edgarGreen Shield match report ' Gordon vs. Randwick 4/1/2011

After winning the toss and electing to field, the Gordon team was confident that they would have a good day of cricket. Due to rain, the match would be reduced to 34 overs a side.

Gordon started well, taking a few early wickets, and saw the opposition struggling at 6-34. After only 34 overs, Gordon had bowled Randwick out for only 57. The pick of the bowlers were Tom Lee (3-13) and Suraj Laha (2-6).

(Corbin Edgar leads off the team after their win)

Gordon's fielding set the positive tone for the innings, with all catches held in the outfield. Although the pitch was damp and hard to bat on, the constant pressure from the bowling attack would have been a fierce attack anywhere

After the great start to the game, Gordon went into bat, knowing that Randwick would put up a fierce fight. The constant chat from a chirpy opposition didn't help the opening batsmen. This became apparent when Gordon also lost early wickets and were 4 down for only 13 runs. Reagan Klemt looked solid in the middle, but was bowled soon after. The match was becoming a close match, and a small partnership between Charlie Stobo (14) and Corbin Edgar (12*) gave the rest of the team confidence. Ben Leighton hit the winning boundary through square leg to pass the opposition's total 7 wickets down.

Well done to the whole team for what was a close and exciting match.

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Charlie Stobo, Tom Lee and Corbin Edgar in action against Randwick Petersham 

Charlie Stobo

Tony Wilson additional comments: The author was too modest to comment on his major contribution with ball and bat. Charlie bowled 6.1 overs of accurate meds with a return of 2 wickets for 9 runs. He then joined Corbin Edgar at 6 down for only 37 runs and the side in big trouble. He stayed with Corbin for 31 minutes scoring 14 off 31 balls and took the score to a safer 47. Much credit must also go to Corbin Edgar, who was the rock they needed, coming in at 2 for 12 and staying for 72 minutes, to steer the side to victory on a difficult deck.

The Gordon side concluded the game with  a rousing rendition of the song. They now sit equal 7th, just one win out of the semis and face a vital match against Saints on Thursday at Killara.

Scores

Gordon 7 for 59 (Charlie Stobo 14, Corbin Edgar 12 not out, Regan Klemt 11) defeated Randwick Petersham 57 (Tom Lee 3 for 13, Charlie Stobo 2 for 9, Suraj Laha 2 for 6, Lachlan Borg 1 for 12)

Green Shield Reports - Update

Green Shield Reports - Update

edgarGreen Shield Update  

A tough start but the Greenies will be a force in the new year

The Green Shield team has played three matches with a win and two losses. One of those losses was very close and the team is bouyant going into the new year. We will be providing reports for each match in January, so to catch up the skipper Ben Leighton has put his thoughts together on the first three rounds. 

(Corbin Edgar in action)

Round 2 included an excellent century to Corbin Edgar as the team got very close to a Blacktown side holding a favorites tag for the championship with a number of NSW Under 17 players.

Round 3 also included an excellent 89 by Dom Thomson and a 67 to Lachlan Borg)

Reports for Rounds 1, 2 and 3

Rd 1 vs. Western Suburbs

We lost wickets on a green pitch that moved early and at one stage were 5-38. We never recovered and were bundled out for 56.

The highlight was a great bowling effort from Stobes and Borgy who beat the bat on a number of occasions and we were unlucky not to get more than 2 wickets.

Scores

Gordon 56 (Chris Spratt 19, Lachlan Borg 14) were defeated by Wests 2 for 57 (Lachlan Borg 1 for 13) 

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(Charlie Stobo and Lachlan Borg gave it everything however the total was too msamll to defend)

Rd 2 vs. Blacktown

Blacktown are one of the top teams in the competition, stacked with NSW Emerging Blues and Australian U16 players. We thought it would be a tough match but were up for the challenge after a disappointing Rd 1 performance.

colleyThe tone was set right from the first over after the Australian opening bowler Daya Singh hit Spratty on the shoulder. Spratty 24 and Connor 24 took it to them and we got to 58 off 9 overs by the time Dom and Corbin arrived at the crease. Doma's cameo of 19 and Jack Colley's fantastic effort of a run a ball 42 set the platform for a fantastic score. Borgy's 25 rotation of strike for Corbin helped us get a move along. However it was Corbin Edgar's tremendous maiden greenshield ton that secured us a score of 274 against an almighty bowling attack.

(Jack Colley in action for the Green Shield team)

A great opening spell from Stobo and Borgy set us up for a great bowling innings. At 2-17 Blacktown were on the ropes until jag and grant set about a chase. At halfway Blacktown were still 160 runs behind and needing 5 runs an over. The next 10 over's only brought them 20 runs. We were cruising and in a fantastic position as they needed 140 off 20 over's. We thought the game was won, and that's where we lost it. We kept them tight but couldn't bring about a wicket. We missed a couple of catches and run outs and the odd ball bowled too short were punished for 4 or 6. 

One bad over turned the game around and we were back on the ropes. A fantastic effort from their no. 4 grant who scored 146 secured them the win with 8 balls's to go.

thompsonWe were so disappointed but after reflection we put in an amazing effort to come within so close of a win. This would set us up for the rest of the season.

Scores

Gordon 7 for 274 (Corbin EDgar 105, Jack Colley 42, Lachlan Borg 25, Chris Spratt 24, Connor Jackson 24) were defeated by Blacktown 5 for 278 (Charlie Stobo 2 for 49, Lachlan Borg 1 for 28, Thomas Lee 1 for 24) 

(Dom Thomson during his 89)

Rd 3 vs. Hawkesbury

The highest innings score in Greenshield this year. After losing the toss on a green wicket that seamed and turned we were sent into bat.

A fantastic opening partnership of 51 between Spratty 35 and Connor 26 again laid the platform for a great score. Dom came to the crease and after batting really well with Corbin 13, Jack 21, and a great cameo from Reagan 31 our score was 5-181 with a bit of work to do. Borgy came to the crease and with Dom set about destroying the spin attack of Hawkesbury, so much so that the left arm orthodox bowler changed to chinaman's. Borgy's amazing effort of 67 took us to 6 for 283, and with 5 over targets mapped out by Bruce we were set for a big score. Doma's scintillating performance of 89 as well as some late hitting from Stobes 18 took us to 321 the highest total in greenshield this year.

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(Nick Coleman makes a valiant dive to catch a ball, Regan Klemt hits a four past point while Suraj Laha show his style in taking one wicket) 

We couldn't have got off to a better start, a wicket on the second ball from Stobes set the tone for Hawkesbury's innings. A solid partnership of 40 wasn't enough to bring about a good chase and with wickets falling regularly to great bowling from Suraj, Vidura and a fantastic effort from Jack (1-3 off 5) and Corbin (3-23 off 10) secured us a winning position. Of course we wanted to bowl them out and after a late partnership of 35, Borgy came back on and took the last 2 wickets.

A fantastic effort from the boys with the bat and ball and it was fantastic to chant the club song and get the first win under our belts.

Scores

Gordon 9 for 321 (Dom Thomson 89, Lachlan Borg 67, Chris Spratt 35, Connor Jackson 26, Regan Klemt 31, Jack Colley 21) defeated Hawkesbury 175 (Corbin Edgar 3 for 23, Lachlan Borg 2 for 23, Charlie Stobo 2 for 25, Suraj Laha 1 for 28, Vidura Perera 1 for 24, Jack Colley 1 for 3)  

Match Reports 09/10

Match Reports 09/10

2009/10 was another successful season for the Gordon club with many teams outperforming expectations.

If you would like to read through any of the past match reports from each grade, these can be found below.

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 09/10

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 09/10

The A.W. Green Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 16 years of age. The Green Shield matches are played either on Sunday€s or on week days during the school holidays.

The competition includes semi finals and a final.

A. W. Green Shield match reports for 2009/10 season are provided below:

Green Shield Report vs Norths

Green Shield Report vs Norths

skilbeckGreen Shield Report  

Gordon vs Nth Sydney (14/1/10)

The Gordon and North Sydney teams arrived at Killara Park and were disappointed to hear that play would be delayed until after 12:00 due to light rain. The match would also be played as a 38 over-a- side game. The covers came off at about 12:00 and Gordon elected to bowl after winning the toss.

(Jack Skilbeck gets the edge and Tom Carruthers takes the catch)

North Sydney lost 3 early wickets with Jack Skilbeck taking 2-32. North Sydney's Stephen Birch and Callum Fursman put on a 150 run partnership after the lst wicket, with Birch getting into the 80's and Fursman in the 60's.

This partnership brought a slight loss of enthusiasum to the Gordon field. After the end of the innings at 38 overs North Sydney were 3-179.

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(Taylor Francis and Tom Carruthers whose partnership almost won the game for the Stags)

Gordon went into bat with high hopes, but also knowing they had a tough job ahead of them. Unfortunately, Gordon lost 2 quick wickets, making Gordon 2 for less than 20, but Taylor Francis batted aggressively with Tom Carruthers to make a 98 run partnership; Taylor getting 66 and Tom getting 53. 

darrenAfter that, a few more wickets fell and Michael Clareborough came in and got a quick 21. This gave Gordon hope, but the North Sydney bowling and fielding proved too much and Gordon fell 9 runs short at the end of 38 overs. 

(Skipper Darren with the new ball against Norths) 

To have any chance of making the finals, Gordon will have to beat Sydney Uni on Sunday.

Charlie Stobo

Green Shield Report vs Manly - Round 5

Green Shield Report vs Manly - Round 5

Chris SprattGreen Shield Report vs Manly-Warringah

The Gordon Green Shield team lost in a close match to Manly on Tuesday 12th January. The total of 144 runs posted by Gordon was always going to be difficult to defend.

Chris Spratt leads the boys off at the top of the innings

The Stags arrived at Manly Oval to take on Manly-Warringah for the fifth round of the Green Shield competition. The pitch looked as if there would be plenty of turn for spin bowling. There were some clouds about during the morning session although they soon cleared, and it was going to be a hot day's cricket with the temperature rising. Darren Jayasekera won the toss for the first time in this competition and elected to bat first.

Taylor Francis and Chris Spratt opened the batting for a confident Gordon side, who had won three out of their four previous games. Taylor and Chris got Gordon off to a solid start pushing the runs around with the occasional boundary. Taylor was timing the ball well, until caught at mid-wicket trying to pull a short ball. This brought Dom Thompson to the crease. Dom and Chris went on with their business slowly building a partnership. Dom was unluckily caught at point. Two wickets down then Tom Carruthers joined Chris to build their innings. Wickets fell steadily with all batsmen contributing some runs, top scorers were Corbin Edgar with (26) and Chris Spratt with (22).

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Darren, Jack and Tom send down some tight deliveries to contain the Waratahs

Jack Skillbeck asked for an inspirational talk at the lunch interval and was definitely stunned by what Jim, one of the Gordon club executives, had to say.

The tight Manly bowling managed to frustrate the Gordon batsmen, which meant even when players were in, no one managed to go on and get a big score. Charlie Stobo, Michael Clarebrough, Bhavya Nanda and Jack Skillbeck all hit some vital runs to get the total to 9-144 at the close of innings, which at one point would have been unrealistic.

After a team discussion in between innings on how Gordon were going to defend their total, the team took to the field. The fielding through out the innings was of a good standard, as was the bowling. Although the Manly batsmen got away with some quick early runs, once the first wicket fell, there was always an outside chance that Gordon could restrict Manly and get all the batsmen out.

Tom CarruthersThe opening bowlers were Jack Skillbeck and Darren Jayasekera who bowled with their usual speed and accuracy, managing not to be distracted by the unusual sight of an umpire wearing a batting helmet to officiate. Jack got the first breakthrough thanks to an excellent catch from Taylor Francis diving to his left at mid-on. With the first bowling change came the second wicket, Lachlan Stewart continuing his form taking a safe catch off Tom Carruthers bowling. Tight bowling from Charlie Stobo beating the bat troubled the Manly batsmen.

Shaun Chandiramani's spin bowling was producing good turn, as well as bowling at a good length. Michael Clarebrough took a vital wicket in his first over testing the batsmen with a short ball. This was followed up by a superb fielding effort by Darren for a run out which allowed the team to be on a hatrick. Despite all these regular wickets falling and the team being on a team hatrick, Manly limped to the total with a score of 7-147 after 47.5 overs.

Results for Tom Carruthers as he picks up a pole

A big thank you from all of the players to the parents and helpers who continue to take time off work to make these matches possible.

It was a good effort by the boys unfortunately could not get the win. The Stags go into their next game with some excellent form behind them and with a clear opportunity to make it through to the semi-finals.

Tom Carruthers 

 Harry and the boys

Harry has a chat to the boys after the match

Green Shield Match Report vs Northern Districts

Green Shield Match Report vs Northern Districts

carruthersGreen Shield Match Report vs Northern Districts

The Gordon team travelled away in the 4th round fixture, as we headed up to Waitara oval to take on Northern Districts. The conditions were stunning with not a cloud in sight and the stage was set for another battle between the two historic clubs.

(Tom Carruthers after his 5 for 17)

Our day started slowly with Darren Jayasekera continuing his unfortunate losing of the toss. This didn't bother the stags as they set about their mission of dismissing the talked about Northern Districts line up. Hugh Buddin and Darren Jayasekera steamed in from both ends to get the attack under way and to almost immediate success Darren had picked up his first scalp picking up one of the N.D's openers caught behind thanks to some handy glove work by Lachlan Stewart, who picked up four catches in the innings. The highlight of the innings was Tom Carruthers brilliant spell picking up 4-12 and very quickly taking the game away from the Northern Districts team.

Chandiramani again got amongst the wickets clean bowling his way to his tenth wicket of the season. This put Northern Districts in deep trouble and this only got worse as some quick thinking by Taylor Francis directly hitting the stumps from the boundary and picking up a rather bizarre run out. Gordon went to lunch in a commanding position having Northern Districts on the ropes with 7-65.

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(Chris Spratt, Ben Leighton and Darren Jayasekera in action at Waitara) 

Gordon came back from lunch and immediately the spinners looked dangerous from both ends with Ben Leighton and Shaun Chandiramani both bowling very tidy spells. It was time for the onslaught to continue with the pacemen coming back on to finish up the tail. Carruthers and Jayasekra finished off the tail with Darren finishing with 2-30 and Tom Carruthers finishing with an impressive 5-17.This only consolidated Gordon's position and all but ended the chances of N.D's posting a formidable score ending up all out for 101.

teamGordon's Batting Innings got well underway with Chris Spratt and Shaun Chandiramani opening up the batting. Unfortunately Shaun was given out Caught behind to a quick short ball, which sent out in form batsmen Dom Thomson. As he did in round three Dom was sending the bowlers all over the oval, with Spratt playing the supporting role at the other end. With the fifty partnership up the two looked to be in cruise control until Chris was caught behind for 25. This brought Corbin Edgar to the crease and was only in their for a short stint before it was time for tea. Gordon went to the tea break 2-71 and well on top.

(Winners are grinners)

On the return from the break Corbin Edgar went after a wide one and was caught at point for a disappointing 2. It was left for Dom Thomson and Tom Carruthers to bring Gordon home but after only putting on nine more runs Thomson was caught at short cover for a hard fought 34. The Skipper was next to the crease and as in the past the run rate was boosted with his arrival. Tom and Darren brought Gordon's score level with that of Northern Districts and it looked like they would hit the winning runs until Darren Was given out Lbw on 14 with the score at 5-101. The fall of his wicket brought Michael Clarebrough to the crease and was at the non strikers when fittingly Tom Carruthers hit the winning runs with a beautiful shot down the ground.

Thanks to the Northern Districts cricket club for the wonderful afternoon tea that was put on i know the boys thoroughly enjoyed it, the callipo's were a hit. Thanks to the scorers and the umpires for helping to make it an all round good day.

Congratulations Stags!!

Michael Clarebrough

Green Shield Report Round 3 vs  UNSW

Green Shield Report Round 3 vs UNSW

ThomsonGreen Shield Report Round 3 vs  UNSW

We arrived at Killara for our round 3 clash with UNSW to find that the pitch was very damp and soft under foot, which meant that play was delayed until 10am. Overhead conditions however were excellent and we knew that things could only improve. During this period the squad was treated to more bantering from the Kings and Riverview boys carrying on from Round 2 on school rivalries in the GPS.

(Dominic Thomson during his 57) 

Darren Jayasekera unfortunately lost the toss and we were sent in to bat on a bowler friendly wicket. Despite losing the early wicket of Chris Spratt caught behind to a ball that sprung up off a good length, the Stags looked comfortable at the crease and it appeared as though Uni were not fully utilising the conditions.

Dom Thomson and Shaun Chandiramani were combining well until Shaun was adjudged LBW for 12. Tom Carruthers fell soon after and we were in trouble at 3-27. A few good partnerships then developed as Dom was joined by Corbin Edgar (23) followed by the skipper Darren (22) who all played prominent roles in our innings. Each of them ran well between wickets and dispatched the bad ball to the boundary.

stoboWith the loss of Dom for a well-compiled 57 we were 6-144 and there was still some work to be done by the lower order if we were to post an imposing total. The wicket was beginning to flatten out and batting was becoming easier as the day progressed. With that in mind Bhavya Nanda and Michael Clarebrough looked to increase the run rate.

(Charlie Stobo at Killara)

They made 11 and 12 respectively before being dismissed and with contributions from Charlie Stobo (16) and Hugh Buddin (25), we managed to reach 207 from 59.5 overs. Evidently we were pleased with this given the state of the wicket at the start of play. However Uni's strength lay in their batting and a solid bowling and fielding effort was required.

The openers Jack Skilbeck and Hugh Buddin bowled well with Hugh picking up a couple of wickets while Jack bowled accurately from the other end. Darren then brought himself into the attack and had early success trapping the number four in front. At tea we were well on top with UNSW 3-32 off 16.

A problem however was potentially going to be rain and when play resumed, spinner Shaun Chandiramani was introduced into the attack to get through the overs quickly. Darren changed his bowlers from the other end swiftly with Tom, Charlie and Michael all bowling tight lines, Uni began to feel the pressure and when Charlie took a great catch at slip off Michael the game was all but over.

stewartShaun picked up more wickets for the competition one of which was a sharp stumping to keeper Lachlan Stewart. Shaun is now the leading wicket taker in Green Shield with 9 after 3 games. The lower order for Uni hung around for a while but was not particularly threatening.

(Excellent stumping from Lachlan Stewart)

A superb runout from Corbin and a Jack Skilbeck short ball finished off the tail, UNSW all out for 116 and a 91 run win for us. The ominous rain clouds from tea thankfully never played a part and we recorded our 2nd win from 3 matches.

Our next game is against NDs in the local derby at Waitara on Thursday. This game appears to be pivotal for both sides as we are 7th and they are 9th.

Thank you to all the parents for the afternoon tea and also to those that scored.

 buddin  skilbeck  shaun

(Some of the action with Hugh Buddin, Jack Skilbeck and Shaun Chandiramani) 

Go Stags!

Hugh Buddin 

Green Shield Report vs Campbelltown

Green Shield Report vs Campbelltown

carruthersGreen Shield Report vs Campbelltown   

Round 2 of the A.W Green Shield competition saw Gordon arriving at Campbelltown's home ground Raby 1, eager to replicate their riveting win 2 days ago against Penrith. Captain, Darren Jayasekera lost his 2nd toss in 2 games and this resulted in Gordon fielding 1st on what looked to be a flat wicket. After a solid warm up, the enthusiastic Stags prepared to put Campbelltown on the back foot from ball 1. 

(Tom Carruthers at Raby)

Jack Skilbeck and Hugh Buddin opened the bowling for Gordon. They bowled economically considering the immense heat, keeping the boys from Campbelltown to a run rate of 2 an over. Struggling to find early wickets, Gordon was feeling the pressure as the opening batsmen from Campbelltown were hanging in there.

Darren Jayasekera soon replaced Jack who was looking tired due to the heat. In Darren's 2nd over, he managed to clean bowl the opening batsman, making the score 1/30. However while celebrating his wicket; Darren somehow managed to roll his ankle resulting in him having to leave the field for the rest of the innings. It was now up to replacing Captain Hugh Buddin and the rest of the boys to clean up the Campbelltown line up.

buddinTom Carruthers and Taylor Francis were soon given the ball, expected to apply pressure and bowl the right line and length. They did what was asked for as Tom was rewarded with a wicket, getting the left handed opening batsman out LBW. Off Spinner Shaun Chandiramani was next to bowl, very eager to repeat his recent efforts of 4 wickets in the previous game.

Shaun portrayed his dominance taking 2 quick wickets with great work behind the stumps by Lachlan Stewart and a great catch by Tom Carruthers at slip. Leg Spinner Ben Leighton also got into the action bowling great lines to pick up a handy 2 wickets, both Caught and Bowled.

(Hugh Buddin opens the bowling) 

With the score at 6/100 at lunch, Gordon was prepared to take the 4 wickets as soon as possible with minimum runs given away. Shaun and Ben finished off their spells with great figures; Shaun ' 2/16 off 12 and Ben ' 2/31 off 12. Hugh Buddin and Tom Carruthers came onto bowl, hoping to clean up the Campbelltown tail. The tail unfortunately started wagging, as the score increasingly grew. At 6/149, Gordon became slightly worried however were still on top. Hugh Buddin soon relieved the pressure, clean bowling the opposition's number 3 batsmen who scored a classy 64. Hugh struck again soon after with a great catch by Shaun Chandiramani.

The weather soon played a part in the match, stopping play for ' an hour reducing the game to 58 overs. With 1 over left to bowl, Jack Skilbeck was handed the ball and he got a wicket with a catch by Taylor Francis. Gordon was set a total of 170 runs which was definitely within their reach.

 edgar  carruthers  leighton

(Corbin Edgar, Tom Carruthers and Ben Leighton in action at Campbelltown)

Opening Batsmen Chris Spratt and Dom Thomson strode onto the pristine ground with great confidence, keen to set a solid platform for Gordon. However, Dom was soon out LBW, and Tom Carruthers came into the crease and put a solid 33 run partnership with Chris (15) who showed his class only just turning 14 years old.

skilbeckTom maintained his accumulating of runs with number 4 Corbin Edgar. The two formed a 2 run partnership and were looking good until Corbin got out caught and bowled for 26. At 3/85, Darren Jayasekera came into the crease with runner Dom Thomson due to his rolled ankle. However his stay at the crease didn't last long getting run out for a diamond duck. After Taylor was dismissed cheaply, an anxious Gordon closely watched Tom Carruthers bat with Bhavya Nanda (6) and Jack Skilbeck.

(Jack Skilbeck in action)

Tom batted superbly to make a solid 61, unfortunately getting out trying to make quick runs. At 7/128, Shaun Chandiramani and Jack Skilbeck forced runs making use of every opportunity they were given. Shaun (12) got out trying to run one down to third man as this brought the score to 8/149. Hugh unfortunately got out cheaply keeping the score at 9/149. With 21 runs and only 1 wicket in hand, everyone was on the edge of their seats.

The sky was dark as signs of rain were promising. With Gordon being in front of the required run rate, slight hope was gained. However, when Jack received a ball that kept low, Gordon's hopes sank as he was bowled for 8. Even though there was a complaint made for bad light, nothing could be done as Gordon was all out for 152; 18 runs short.

shaunIt was a very disappointing result, however there has only been 2 games played. Being placed 9th on the table, there is still a great chance to get into the top 6 for the final rounds. I would like to thank Harry Evans (Coach), the scorers and the parents for taking us all the way to Campbelltown.

I hope everyone has a safe and enjoyable Christmas and a happy New Year.

(Shaun Chandiramani who took 2 wickets) 

Scores:

Campbelltown ' 6/169 (S.Chandiramani 2/16, H.Buddin 2/18, B.Leighton 2/31) defeated Gordon ' 10/152 ( T.Carruthers 61, C.Edgar 26)

Darren Jayasekera

Green Shield Report Round 1

Green Shield Report Round 1

JayasekeraGreen Shield Report Round 1 vs Penrith  

A fine looking Stags line up commenced the A. W. Green Shield competition on a dull and cloudy day at our home ground, Killara. This solid line up was lead by Darren Jayasekera, who unfortunately lost the toss, which didn't really worry them as they bowled on an uneven green surface which seemed to bother Penrith early on.

(Skipper Darren Jayasekera during his 45)

The Stags knew that this game was vital, and that leading to Christmas it would be essential to win; if they wanted to be in the running to win the competition. The opening bowlers Jack Skilbeck and superstar Hugh Buddin bowled tightly; keeping Penrith fewer than 3 runs an over. Skilly nearly got off to the perfect start, but was unfortunate not to pick up the 1st wicket second ball of the game with a very difficult catch for Taylor Francis, fielding at point.

After this chance, the Stags remained alert in the field, however it wasn't until the 19th over that 'man moment', Charlie Stobo took the first wicket of the match, dismissing the Penrith skipper who was caught by the Gordon skipper, Darren Jayasekera at point. Tom Carruthers came into the attack troubling the Penrith batsmen from lots of pressure from ball one, hitting the a great line and taking the prize wicket of Richard Potter in his 3rd over. Not long after that Ben Leighton got into the act, making a tremendous run out to definitely turn the game our way. 

 skilbeck  stobo

(Jack Skilbeck and Charlie Stobo in action at Killara)

Soon after, Shaun Chandiramani came onto bowl his offies and started consistently, not giving Penrith too many runs which lead to wickets tumbling. Shaun managed to secure a wicket before and straight after lunch, which boosted the Stags confidence in the field. In Chanda's 7th over, he was on a hat-trick, but unfortunately missed out. He ended up with figures of 4-12 of 8 overs. The Gordon Stags had made a tremendous comeback, demolishing the Penrith Panthers for only 143, on what had turned into a very good wicket. Credit also goes to the Stags exceptional fielding efforts.

 chand  green

(Shaun Chandiramani leads off the Stags while Hugh Buddin does the honours at the end)

The Stags resumed play full of confidence, with Shaun Chandiramani and Dom Thomson opening the batting, These boys job was to see out the opening bowlers. The pair looked promising and patient as Dom was working the singles around the ground. In the 3rd over of the game, Chanda looked to boost the Stags confidence by belting the ball to square leg for four, which nearly hit the fence on the full for a six. Unfortunately the very next over, he was trapped LBW.

Soon after wickets started to fall like dominoes. Before the team knew it, the Gordon Stags at one stage were 5-34 after 13 overs. Penrith looked unstoppable as they were bowling hand grenades. But this didn't stop the Gordon skipper Darren Jayasekera and Taylor Francis from putting on a quick fire 28 partnership, with a couple of sublime shots from Darren and Taylor which sailed over the boundary for six. This looked to be a promising partnership until Taylor tried to hit over wide mid on and was caught.

greenCharlie Stobo joined Darren at the crease playing his natural strokes from the start and supporting Darren. Unfortunately Darren's fine innings of 45 came to an end when he tried to pull one too many. The vice captain Hugh Buddin strolled onto the field with a big job to help the team to a first up victory needing 82 runs to win, but still a lot of overs left. The Stags had not given up as yet, however Junior Stobo was extremely unlucky to get to a superb catch. The total at the point in time was 8-106. So it It was up to Hugh Buddin and Jack Skilbeck to do the job and Skilly to do the job. They both occupied the crease very well and played each ball on its merit.

(Hugh Buddin and Ben Leighton)

This left the Stags 8-115 at tea and lots of encouragement and chatter from the boys in the Pavilion gave superstar Hugh and Skilly lots of confidence. Needing just 10 runs to win, Skillbeck edged one to the Penrith keeper and the pavilion became silent. The best number 11 batsman in the world, big Benny Leighton knew what was expected of him. Cries from Ben's Mum "give Hugh the strike" didn't seem to be the case as he faced most of the balls.

 green

(The winners)

After an agonisingly long period with both batsman holding out well, it came down to only two runs to win, and the nerves in the pavilion were starting to show. The skipper was biting his collar and was looking as nervous as ever. This wasn't the case for long as there was a misfield from the opposition which levelled the scores. A couple of balls after, Penrith tried to aim for a direct hit which missed the stumps and went straight past the fielders for 4 overthrows which gave the stags their first win and an excellent start to the season.

 green team

(The post match review with coach Harry Evans)

On behalf of the boys, I would like to thank the parents for the great afternoon tea with many more to come.

Hopefully we can rip through the Campbelltown boys and make it two in quick succession.

Go the Gordon Stags!

Scores

Gordon 9 for 147 (Darren Jayasekera 45, Hugh Buddin 20 no, Charlie Stobo 17, Taylor Francis 13) defeated Penrith 143 (Shaun Chandiramani 4 for 12, Hugh Buddin 1 for 18, Charlie Stobo 1 for 10, Tom Carruthers 1 for 6, Michael Clareborough 1 for 17, Ben Leighton 1 for 0,

Chanda Panda (the big guy)

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Fifth Grade Match Reports 09/10

Fifth Grade Match Reports 09/10

The Fifth Grade team plays for the Dave Sherwood Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fifth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fifth Grade match reports for 2009/10 season are provided below:

5th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

5th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

bangs5th Grade come unstuck against the Whales

Due to no play on the first day we had a bright and early start at 9:30 with 120 overs to be bowled in the day. Despite losing the toss, we were happy to learn we would be bowling first and Deva got us off to good start with a great opening spell during which he was really unlucky not to pick up any wickets, despite plenty of edges and plays and misses.

Tommy Bangs picks up wickets reliably for his skipper

Pretty quickly Moth turned to Tommy Bangs who picked up a wicket in his first over and continued to keep things tight bowling 10 overs straight and finishing with 1/20. Toddy came on to replace Deva and he too picked up a wicket straight away.

The run rate was very slow and helped us to maintain the pressure along with some really good bowling from Matt Todd and Tim "Moth" Packman.  Chapman then stepped up to bowl his first over for Gordon and did well to find the edge during his first over which unfortunately landed wide of 1st slip. His spell lasted only that one over as the long awaited bowling debut from Tom 'Shaft' Cockburn was to take place as the last over before lunch.  It was a great start for the Shaft who showed off all his variations in that first over, including the doosra, making sure he would get an extended spell after the break.

toddWith 5 minutes to go before play started again Andy 'Elton' Coleman and Sunny were nowhere to be seen and with Tommy having just began his career as an off-spinner he wasn't going to give up the chance to bowl and Chapman was left to put on the gloves as we took the field just as Andy and Sunny arrived back. Chapman had become somewhat of a one over specialist after his one over bowling and then his one over keeping spell, however he did a fine job that over touching the ball only once, apparently the slip cordon was a much quieter place for that single over, which was greatly appreciated by Moth at 1st slip.

Matt "Fester" Todd gets one early against the Whales

After Andy re-entered the field we got back on the job and began to steadily pick up wickets as the Mosman boys tried to pick up the pace. The Shaft continued his spell and managed to pick up his first Gordon grade wickets bowling 9 overs 2/17. Moth and Deva returned at the end to pick up a couple of well deserved wickets each with Deva finishing on 2/45 from 16 overs and Moth 4/23 in 10. Toddy had finished with 1/36 as we bowled out Mosman for 155 in the 60th.

Unfortunately our innings didn't get off to the start we had hoped for and we quickly found ourselves in a bit of trouble at 4/40 before Paul Deitz joined Chapman at the crease.  They combined for a really gritty and well controlled partnership off 64 before Deitzy departed. From that moment the game changed and in the next over, after bringing up his well deserved 50, Chapman was given run out. Things then went from bad to worse as 2 overs later Moth was given out caught behind down the leg side.

chapmanThere was still some chance if we could just hang around as we only required 35 runs from nearly 20 overs but wickets continued to fall and when Deva was trapped lbw, we were all out for 126, a pretty disappointing effort after doing so well earlier on.

Andrew "Chappo" Chapman provides a solid platform for the run chase

The guys were really disappointed and after a long chat and a few beers we felt maybe this was the loss we might have needed to have leading into the Semis. With two tough games coming up in the last 2 rounds  against 1st and 6th this is our chance to bounce back and make sure we finish well and march into the finals.

David Leiboff

Fifth Grade report vs Parramatta

Fifth Grade report vs Parramatta

toddFifth Grade report vs Parramatta

This round against Parramatta saw the even stronger 5th grade team playing at Beauchamp. Coming into the round we were placed 3rd, and a win would see us move into 2nd place.

(Toddy takes two wickets in his first over)

After the usual warm-up, the Skipper won the toss and we found ourselves having a bowl on what was a good deck that would promise some early movement. Beau Saddler, on his way back to 3rd grade from injury was handed the new rock, and did not disappoint with two quick wickets. Moth (1-5) pitched in as well, picking up a wicket. As the deck started to flatten out a little, a little partnership ensued, until the ball was thrown to Matt Todd, who immediately made his impact on the game. In his first over he took 2 wickets, and was on a hat trick. At 5 for not many Parramatta were looking to be in lots of trouble.

The bowlers had bowled tightly all day, with no one being hit for many runs. To the delight of the supports on the hill, Toddy picked up another 3 wickets, with the final figures of 5-11 off his 8 overs. The final two wickets went to Deva (1-7) and Beau (3-6), with Parramatta bowled out for 49 in the 37th over of play.

The superb bowling gave our bats a great chance to chase the total and set a total on the first day of play, with the chance of the 5ths first outright win.Andy Coleman looked to get off to his usual fast paced start, however after smashing a six was on his way back to the pavilion. Rob Edwards made his way out for his 5th grade debut. Rob started picking off the bowlers, and played some effortless straight drives in his 46, until he was given out to a difficult caught and bowled decision. We passed the Parra scored 1 wicket down  with a 2nd wicket partnership of 82 runs. 

cockburnTom Cockburn continued batting like the shaft of old, with Andrew Chapman until he was run out on 36. Chapo continued in his recent dominating form, and blazed a 20 red whilst loosing partners around him.  Gordon decided a declaration was needed with our bowlers on fire, with the score at 6-139, giving the Parra bats 5 overs to face. Beau picked up a wicket, giving him 4 for the day, and at stumps Parra were 1 for only a few runs.After the rain all week, getting on for the second days play didn't look likely, and on Friday afternoon the game was called.

(Tom Cockburn in action at Beauchamp)

A win on first innings points moved the mighty 5ths into 2nd place. The boys, especially the supporters of the famed Double Whisky, enjoyed a rare Friday night out. Next week we must play well against Mosman as we are facing two top 6 sides in our final two matches, and time is running out before the final series starts.

Tom Cockburn

   

Fifth Grade report vs UNSW

Fifth Grade report vs UNSW

chapmanFifth Grade report vs UNSW

The inspirational Moth arrived at Beauchamp oval with one thing on his mind. An early finish. I wasn't sure about his state of well being. He was very guarded & not giving much away. To say he looked hung over would be harsh, let's just say he wasn't his normal vibrant self.

(Andrew Chapman during his innings)

It was a scorcher on Saturday so Moth decided no warm up was required from the stags 5ths. He also informed the lads he would send the opposition in. 'We should roll these blokes for around 50' he declared, 'We will chase this down, secure the 2 bonus points & get to the beach'. Everyone liked the idea of this.

The toss was taken & we were bowling first.

The Gordon openers, Tom Bangs and Deva Nirthanakumaran took early wickets on a reasonable flat Beauchamp wicket and UNSW were quickly 3-11. Good ground fielding and catching ensured a constant flow of wickets, in so doing we reduced the Bees to 7-75 & a score of fewer than 100 looked on the cards. We got a bit over confident however & as always seems the case in this wonderful game a couple of handy partnerships, including 26 for the last wicket, ensued, &  we finally nailed the Bees for 141, not too bad a result.  Best of the bowlers was Tom Bangs, while skipper Tim Packman, Deva Nirthanakumaran also bowled well.

devaThe 45 minute lunch break was a pretty quiet affair. It was hot & no one had much energy. Lethargy had set in and a senior player confided in Moth that he was somewhat concerned about the state of the top 4 or 5 bats. It was time for a chat from the skipper, and the Inspiration delivered in spades. 'It's time to fire up you blokes!, why on earth are you blokes tired, you haven't done anything yet! Fire up!'  It seemed to do the trick. Sunny & Elton Coleman got kitted up & were ready for battle.

(Deva shows just where he is going to bowl)

Elton was particularly pumped up. He'd just picked up a new GM from Kingsgrove (he assured me it was the same model as Shane Watson's), a nice piece of willow indeed. Elton is a fine keeper-bat, perhaps the best in the 5th grade comp. He was once named in the Mosman first grade side only to have the fixture washed out. He was subsequently dropped the next week to 5's at the Whales. Cricket can be a cruel game like that. I should know I had been just dropped from 2's to 5's!

After losing Sunny early, Elton and Ben Cannon took command of the game. They both played some crisp shots against both pace & spin. Their partnership took UNSW out of the game and, despite losing a couple of wickets, Gordon was in control. Big Andrew Chapman came in and dominated the innings, scoring an excellent 48* and ensuring the Stags' win with a bonus point.

toddHe played a pretty mature knock did big Chappo, look out for this guy in the future. Not the 2 bonus points the skipper demanded but a pretty good result on a scorcher of a day.

(Uncle Fester looking good in the field)

The song was sung, a few beers were had, & it was time to head home. A good day all-round I reckon.

Special thanks to our support crew of Pooley & Jenny& Cats, Dietzy's lovely girlfriend Ash, Stevo & the various parents who attended the fixture.

The win for fifths jumps them to third spot on the ladder with four rounds to play.

Fifth Grade Scores

Gordon 5-142 (Andrew Chapman 48*, Andrew Coleman 40, Ben Cannon 19) defeated UNSW 141 (Tom Bangs 4-25, Tim Packman 3-22, Deva Nirthanakumaran 2-32, Matt Todd 1-17) with one bonus point.

Matt Todd

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 10

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 10

packmanEmphatic win over the Hawks

Saturday, 17 January. Alarm goes off and my day begins. Bensons Lane is my location and a date with the Hawks. Being a Bensons Lane virgin, I took off early and, along with the rest of the 5th grade team, turned up on time as usual, to be told that we were on the 3rd grade field ' like I said, Bensons Lane virgin. So we swapped it up and found out we liked the new one better because we'd be playing right next to the legendary 1st Grade side.

The skipper, when he got his chance to bat, smokes one through the infield

We got off to a great start, with skipper Tim Packman losing the toss and being sent in to have a bat.  We wanted to have a bowl too.  But that didn't matter, because our openers Tom Cockburn and Ben 'Cannon' Cannon got us off to a great start of 0/31 off the first six, before Ben was dismissed after an aggressive 20 which had some sweet pull strokes.  This brought Andy 'Elton' Coleman to the crease, who finally got around to converting starts into something of meaning in a well constructed 48.  Tom was looking pretty good, but ended up getting bowled after a bit, for 18 with the score at 101.  Adam 'Pinky' Cubbage came in and hit a good 27 before deciding to run himself out half way down the pitch.  Our last three batsmen really put the foot down with Paul Campbell (29), Tim Packman (32*) and Gordon debutant Paul Dietz (30*) scoring a good 100 off the last 15 and hitting some sweet bombs in the process.  21 was hit off the last over, going 6, dot, 1, no ball, 4, 2 and 6.  We also knew that when we bowled, we needed to reduce the number of sundries that were conceded by the Hawks - 36 in total.

So we headed off to have a bowl, looking to defend a pretty solid 266 off our 50 overs, knowing that if we limited the previously mentioned sundries, held our catches and were tidy in the field overall, it would be a tough ask on a slightly slow pitch with a very slow outfield.  The bowling didn't start off well with Deva 'Lucky I'm writing this as otherwise I'm only ever referred to as 'Diva'' Nirthanakumaran chucking 'em all over the place, but at the other end, Dave Leiboff bowled the spell of his Gordon career with great line, length and swing in opening spell of 8 straight overs of 3/18.  His first wicket was a screamer taken by former wicketkeeper Ben Cannon in the deep, diving forward and to his left. 

deitzSkipper Tim Packman brought himself on for a couple of tidy overs and to beat the bat on several occasions, even if he eluded the scorers.  Paul Dietz was brought on to bowl his pace and bowled very tightly, striking in his first over before going on to finish with a tidy 2-27 off his 9.  From the other end, Cubbage bowled well, grabbing 2-46 off his 8 overs of beautifully flighted leg spin. One wicket was a plain ridiculous take by Paul Dietz at second slip and the other was a flighted delivery that beat the bat of an older player who had come down the track. 

After performing with the bat, debutant Dietz performs with the ball

Michael Manners (1-21 off 8) and Deva Nirthanakumaran (2-26 off 7) then came on to clean up the tail.  They ended up on 142, giving us a bonus point.

Overall, it was a good and comprehensive win, dominating with bat, ball, fielding and sundries (we had 28).  Another win for the fifth grade team who are on a roll, and will be looking toward the post-season with great hope and expectations.

Deva Nirthanakumaran

 

5th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 8

5th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 8

devaA Christmas present comes nicely wrapped for the departing writer

For this round's match against Wests the Fifth grade side travelled out to Blick Oval.

Deva 'Just Deva'  Nirthanakumaran charges in on his way to 4 wickets

The day couldn't have started any better with Tim Packman winning the toss and batting without hesitation. Sunny Sajdeh and 'Pup' Mark Fonseka set about the task of building a big total. After a promising start Sunny was unable to go on and get a score after being trapped in front.

With Pup continuing on and starting to score freely another wicket fell at the other end which brought Paul Campbell to the crease, although once again after another promising start Paul failed to go on with it.

When Mark was finally dismissed for a fantastic 76, the score was only on 111 and with a couple of quick wickets we were in a vulnerable position. This brought the skipper Packman (61) to the crease and with Michael Gribble (43) began rebuilding the innings. Gribble handed Gordon back the momentum as he was dealing mostly in boundaries (9). This allowed Packman to play a more reserved role at the other end.

After Gribble departed for a well made 43, Dave Leiboff (30) joined his captain to form another solid partnership with Packman, which would see us finishing the first day with a respectable 9-251.

Upon arriving at the ground at the start of the second week it looked as though the pitched had been livened a bit by the previous rain. While both Dave Millar and Deva Nirthanakumaran were able to extract early movement the initial breakthrough came from a brilliant piece of fielding from Sunny with a direct hit which left the batsmen stranded.

Tom BangsDeva was able to pick up two wickets in an excellent opening spelled marred only by multiple no-balls and Dave chimed in with a wicket to leave Wests reeling at 4-40. Tom Bangs followed in Deva's lead and also picked up 2 wickets of his own.

From here Wests started to build a good partnership but this was soon halted with the return of Millar just before tea, clean bowling the set batsman. This allowed us to relax a bit and go in and enjoy the tea that was provided.

Tom Bangs picks up two crucial wickets in the first session

With Packman looking to wrap the game up he turned to his strike bowler in Deva and after each inspirational talk from the captain picked up wickets to take his tally to four for the day. With 1 wicket left and Deva looking for his 5 wicket haul, he charged in and promptly cleaned up the batsmen's stumps only to turn around and see the umpire standing with his arm out signalling yet another no-ball. Next over, the same thing happened but with the batsman trapped plumb in front. Some lusty hitting followed but was never going to be enough as Wests fell well short after being bowled out for 185.

This was my last match for Gordon as I have moved back to my hometown of Lismore and was good to go out with a win. I have thoroughly enjoyed my time at Gordon and wish the club and all the players the best of luck for the rest of the season.

Mitchell Wilson

Fifth Grade Report vs Fairfield

Fifth Grade Report vs Fairfield

dowsleyFifth Grade Report vs Fairfield   

Momentum built as the 5ths  achieved another close victory

With the Beauchamp oval unavailable last week for play, the mighty Gordon 5ths turned out with a fairly new team on Saturday and Sunday last weekend, keen to put another victory next to the Gordon name. After losing a good toss to lose, Packman's men were sent into the blistering heat for a bowl.

(Nick Dowsley in action against Fairfield)

Pressure applied in the field as Fairfield struggle to get upper hand

Dave Leiboff and Mike 'M'' Manners opened the bowling on a flat deck, facing strong opposition from the Fairfield batsmen. Packman's choice of 9 bowlers allowed for good rotation of the 8 pacemen in the heat. They all maintained good lines and lengths containing the Fairfield batsmen to roughly 2.5 runs an over throughout the day. The possibility of a big run chase was evident with the score at 2-109 mid way through the day but the pressure in the field and the tight areas with the ball brought about wicket after wicket ending the day's play with Fairfield all out for 203 at stumps.

poysdenNick Dowsley's 2-22 and Tim Packman's 2-26 were the highlights for the pacemen, with most of the team's bowlers chipping in for a wicket or two. Josh Poysden's 2- 57 off 26 overs with 9 maidens was effective in tying down one end and keeping the Fairfield batsmen guessing with his spin.  Disappointments included Andy Coleman's 1 bye he let through as keeper (although apparently it was off the bat). He was devastated to end his 3-game clean sheet as keeper.. But we'll let it slide this time!

(Josh Poysden during his spell)

Nick Dowsley saved the day, as Fairfield couldn't keep him at bay

Spirit was high on Sunday morning in the change rooms as the team was confident they had the line-up of batsmen to get the job done. We were happy with yesterday's efforts and were hopeful the top and middle order could chase the required 204. Despite Tom Cockburn's 26, early wickets and a growing trend of a middle order collapse the Stags were in a dangerous position at 5 for 87. The class of Nick Dowsley's 94 not out held together the hopes of the 5ths showing the determination and patience required to pull Gordon through. Josh Poysden's 24 not out meant that Dowsley could maintain his flow of runs without running out of partners. This crucial partnership helped Gordon get the 6 points in another close 'down to the wire' victory ending play at 6 for 204. The 5ths hope to work on not losing wickets in clumps in the middle order and focus on building partnerships. All in all good victory for the Stags!

Next week we head back to Beauchamp oval to take on Randwick Petersham.

Adam Fleming

5th Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

5th Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

packmanMoth clocks up his first win as it goes down to the wire 

For the last two weekends the mighty Gordon fifth's side traveled to Ryde to take on the Sydney Tigers. The boys were looking forward to playing on a cricket oval, rather than the baseball field experienced at Tonkin Park. After winning the toss on a deck that resembled the Pacific Highway, 'Moth' Packman elected to bat first.

A stoked Packman led from the front with the ball in hand

The foundations of a big innings were laid by the two openers, with Mark Fonseka showing his form early on. Tom Cockburn ran himself out on 14, and the score was 1/48 just before the first drinks break. The next 6 wickets fell in quick succession, and we were faced with the probability of having to bowl that afternoon with the score at 7/90. Enter Mitch Wilson. The often quiet Mitch proved his worth in the middle, and became the rock of our innings and constructed a beautiful half-century. In partnership with Paul 'Pauly' Campbell, they formed the vital partnership that was needed to resurrect our innings, and took the score to 180, when Wilson was dismissed for 53.

The batting exhibition was enjoyed by all, just as much as Gribble's theories on his phone about our female friends, with both batters showing the value in playing straight. With Dan 'Lakey' Lake, Pauly continued to smash around the Sydney attack, and took the score to 230 before he was dismissed for 'marvelous' 75. Lake then stepped up, and hit himself to an unbeaten 31 before the day's play was over. At training during the week, we heard all sorts of claims about Dan's first half century.

wilsonDay 2 saw Gordon resume their innings on a virtually identical deck at 9 for 257. A minute later, Gordon had concluded their innings in the 81st over all out for 257, with Tom Bangs out bowled first ball of the day. No chance for Dan to further his batting.

Mitch Wilson puts together his first sizeable innings for the club

Although posting a reasonable total on a batting deck with an average outfield, it has to be noted that too many times the middle order has failed to perform and that it is vital we work on not losing wickets in clumps and building an innings.

Our bowling line up went on the attack early, with Lakey bowling 'sexually'' fast and in good areas - and Tommy Bangs bowling a battle of attrition ' consistent areas aimed at frustrating the batsmen. Both were rewarded, as was the captain when he came on, and Sydney was struggling at 3 for 30 odd at the first drinks break. The next 40 overs were tough. The Sydney batsmen dug in, and had 2 batters make half centuries. Tight bowling from Aaron 'have you got any food?' Johnston, Josh 'Pommy' Posyden and Moth helped stagnate the Sydney attack, however ground fielding was not at its best, with many fours being scored that should have been one, two or even no runs at all. Having said that, no catches were dropped and all throwing was much improved.

At 7 for 160 the match was up for grabs. With 12 overs left of play, Moth took the vital wicket of the in-form batsmen, much to the delight of the support that had arrived from 2nd and 3rd grade. Inspirational words from the Pommy helped the Staggies get back on track, yet there was still a lot of work to do.

lakeWith 6 overs left Gordon needed two wickets while Sydney needed 35 runs. In the 2nd last over, Josh who had bowled superbly in his 2nd spell took the second last wicket, giving Gordon the glimpse of victory needed.

Time and time again, Lake come to the party with a much needed wicket

It came down to the last over. One wicket to take, or 10 runs for a Sydney victory. The problem for Sydney was that Dan Lake had decided cricket was more important than his HSC and was thrown the rock for the last over. He only needed the one ball, and took the 10th wicket with ease, the batsmen not knowing what had happened till he heard that death rattle from behind. Wickets went to Moth who not only captained brilliantly (maybe he'll give me a bowl next week) but also took 4/51 from his 16 overs, Lakey who took 3 for 42 off 19, Josh took 2/104 off 22 and off his 11 overs Tommy Bangs picked up 1 for 20.

The joy of winning a game likened to the Australia test vs. India at the SCG in 2008 was made greater knowing that the mighty 5ths had just made it 5 from 5 for the club.

Although we walked away with a win and proved we could fight back on more than one occasion, that may be the last 'get out of jail free' card we get, and we have to make sure we value our wickets when we bat, and to never relax but keep applying the pressure when we are in the field.

Next week we travel to Snape Park to take on East's.

Get fah you bah!

Tom Cockburn

5th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

5th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

fonsekaA poor performance hands over 8 points to the Sharks  

After a long trip south of the bridge, the Stagies arrived at Sutherland's Tonkin Park. For anyone who hasn't been there before, it is right next to the water and if you bowl from that end you face being hit into the sea! It also features a full on baseball mound and various bases where it is literally just dirt. You could say it makes Turramurra look like Lords!

Fonseka makes a positive start at the top of the order

The start was delayed for a while so a game of touch footy commenced with team trackies dominating thanks to some outstanding play from Mark 'Fonzy Fonzy Moi Moi' Fonseka. Anyway, skipper and legend Tim 'Moth' Packman lost the toss and the Stagies got put in on a wicket that was quite wet and with overcast conditions. The ball could do a bit early on. And it did.

In the first over Tom 'Cockburner' Cockburn was dismissed, given out caught behind. Aaron Johnstone was the next to fall, run out, with what was a questionable single in the first place! Andy 'AC/DC' Coleman, who has already got the tag of talking too much (unlike a wicketkeeper!!), was the next to go; caught behind. Things were proving tricky with the Sutherland bowlers bowling quite consistently and in good areas.

However, new found opener Mark Fonseca and Michael Gribble then shared a partnership of 46 with Gribble particularly playing a number of good shots and looking good for his 24 before he was caught in the covers. Fonz joined him in the changing rooms soon after, with a solid innings of 29.

This sparked a collapse for the third week running, and the last seven wickets were lost for just 17 runs. Millar, Packman, Campbell, Lake and Bangs were all dismissed without making any significant contributions. Poysden was the undismissed batsmen on 2, and the Stags finishing on a very disappointing score of just 84, all out off 37.2 overs.

Lunch was interesting, which incorporated Poysden's first ever trip into the 'shire', Cronulla. Surprisingly there was a lot of young female talent around, and Dan Lake looked in his element.

Lake's excitement was carried forward onto the pitch where he nicked a batter off in his first over to give us a glimmer of hope. Bangs and Packman also bowled early on, with the Moth having to take himself off after one just one over due to an old man's hip injury. However, this was not of great concern to our great skipper as it set him up for a 'massage' later on in the day. Paul Campbell also bowled a decent spell where he showed a lot of aggression.

The next wicket did not fall until the 'Sharks' were on 52. Josh Poysden bowled their number 3 batter. Then, the heavens opened! The Stagies were quietly pleased with this as Sutherland required only 33 to win with 8 wickets left. We were off the pitch for nearly 2 hours. Highlights of this break included some epic games of iPhone Hangman and some group discussion on whom and what Moth should text next!

However, with the ground still very wet and light drizzle in the air the Stagies came back onto the field. However, when we looked at the wicket we discovered there was a massive puddle/mud patch/swamp on a good length just on the bowlers follow through at one end. After a bit of discussion we decided to carry on and see how it played. It would be cruel to deny the Sharks a chance at victory considering they had bowled so well earlier in the day.

With the batters obviously trying to get on with it, Poysden took another wicket in his next over, caught by the Moth. Dave Millar then struck in the next over, getting his wicket caught by a good catch at mid-off from Paul Campbell. With Dave bowling well and the batters aggressing, anything could have happened and we still thought the game was in the balance.

Things turned fairly farcical when the conditions got even worse and we remained on the pitch. There was literally squelching as even the slow bowlers were running up and the swamp on a length was causing serious safety concerns for the quicker bowlers run ups.

Despite these safety concerns and the resulting ineffectual bowling, the Sharks got the score just 4 down. A result they deserved, but one couldn't help but feel the match was simply gifted to them on

Although, we should not have stayed on the pitch, we must take responsibility for this defeat. We all need to take a look at ourselves and think what we can do to improve our performance next week. Batters need to avoid getting bogged down, but not throw their wicket away when they are well set. It's the big scores that win you games not a bunch of low scores.

We travel to ELS Hall Park next week and if we perform to how we know we can, we should get a result.

Up the Stagies.

Joshua Poysden

 

5th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

5th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

fonseka5th Grade under new ownership. Results expected.

The poor weather conditions on Saturday for Day 1 against Bankstown didn't curb the murmur around the ground as word spread that a new leader had emerged to take the Gordon 5th grade side to great heights. After throwing the footy around, 'Mega' Millar doing his darndest on the supersoper, frantically working his way back and forward along the rain soaked covers, both skippers decided that with very wet playing area and more rain on the way it would be a fair decision to commence the game on Monday with 120 overs to be bowled in the day. Besides, the sweat Mega was returning to the covers from all his hard work was comparable to the water he was collecting so the gesture was proving rather futile.

Fonseka proves himself worthy at the top of the list

Day 2 ' The game

A grey Monday morning saw a return of the mighty stags to Turrumurra oval. A few players entered the arena blurry eyed but bushy tailed, with one of our younger players boasting of snagging a 'cougar' that night. This kind of behaviour, one would find, quite normal due to Rugby League Grand final fever, whereby excitement levels and endorphins are running high. Need less to say Dan 'the man' Lake slept through most of our innings but he did 'perform', again, later in the day with the ball.

Similar to the anticipation of the Eels pulling off the fairytale win, the Stags turned up to demolish the Bankstown Bulldogs. Conditions were damp with run ups a little muddy, but the pitch was pretty good. The boys rallied together and after some inspirational words from their skipper and were ready for battle. The Doggies won the toss and sent us in.

cockburnOn a slow and turning wicket Tom 'Cockburner' Cockburn and Mark 'the Fonz' Fonseka toiled away beautifully. Batting conditions weren't easy and they both grafted away for an opening partnership of just under 90 runs setting up the game for a total of 220. Some well timed but short lived shots from Johnston and Coleman added modestly to the total however the middle order failed to capitalise on the good platform provided by the openers. It took a nice little partnership between Mega and Paul Campbell to steer the ship to a respectable total of 209 from 68 overs.

Trailblazer, Cockburn, nails a short one

The skipper was pretty pleased with the fight back from the boys and the fact we didn't crumble. Something which I want us to replicate during the season.

So, the Dogs needed just over 4 runs an over from 51 overs to reach our total but they found it hard to score from the opening combination of 'Lakester' and Tim 'the Moth' Packman with Dan claiming the first scalp. Bankstown were 1 for not many.

With a turning wicket the tactical option was to bring on our Pommie leggie and the plan worked with Josh bamboozling the batsmen with an 'Embryo special' (a full toss) and picking up another wicket. As well as being a top young bloke, the highlight of having Josh in the team is his 'wicked' London cockney accent. You feel like you are watching 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.' The moth picked up 1 shortly after from the other end. The batsman was caught at cover, however the team was a little puzzled as to why Moth shot down the other end to pat the keeper on the bum as if caught behind' everyone later realized Moth was confused and thought Missy was keeping.

Josh PoysdenSo, after some very positive signs by Gordon with the ball the Dogs were reeling on 3 legs and their saving grace was the square leg umpire who, by SCA law, had to call us off due to lightning. He assured me he counted 3 seconds between lightning and thunder intervals which meant the storm was 30km away (10km per sec) and by the book that meant 'danger' [Editor's note: Tim was not nominated for the Noble Prize for Physics with his knowledge of the speed of sound, but his maths is squeaky clean.]

Poysden punches one through the offside

After much analysis of weather conditions, I think Mega even put a quick call in to the bureau, it was to no avail; the storm continued and rain started to fall and heavily. Spotty (the veteran Dogs' skipper) and I shook hands and went to the sheds for an early beer. Enjoyable, but disappointing as we had the ascendancy and were the dominant team.

After the match the team shared a few moments and a laugh in the sheds and my perception is that this team promises to be a very successful and also a very socially rewarding one.

Looking forward to taking on Sutherland next week.

Cheers

Moth

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

Dan Lake and Co.5th Grade kickstarts season with a bonus point

Gordon 5th Grade took on a capable Blacktown outfit at Turramurra Oval on Saturday. Like most of the sides this year, the Stags had a few new names included and all were keen to impress and stake a claim for higher honours.

Danny Lake does the damage with the ball

The new partnership of young Cockburn and Kleem began at a brisk pace, dispatching numerous balls to cow corner and beyond. Kleem was the first dismissed, bowled for 56 attempting to reach a hundred by the 1st drinks break. It was not to be, and young Cockburn, 'Deepheat' as he is affectionately known, was joined by Aaron Johnston.

Aaron is currently a student at Macquarie, having come down from the North Coast town of Taree. He is a quiet unassuming young man and will grow in confidence as the season progresses. 'Deepheat' was dismissed for a sound 50.

Dan LakeAndy 'AC(DC)' Coleman a young recruit from the Mosman Club made a solid 36. He has impressed everyone with his 'can do' attitude and his ability to get on with the task at hand.

Coleman is a St. Ives boy and has come back to his local roots to better his cricket and enjoy a more stable and successful environment.

Lakey keeps the pressure on the Warriors

Iqbal Ahmed joined AC(DC) after a middle order collapse saw the Stags lose 5/27 and chipped in with a handy 26, but the star of the show was Captain Dave Millar who bludgeoned his way to a brutal 76 in double quick time, which would put the Stags in a commanding position at 297 all out.

The usual trip to that chicken shop a couple hundred metres down the road pursued and Kleem enjoyed a selection of roast pork, broccoli, carrots and roasted potatoes.

Very nice!

Millar had his usual 10 hamburgers and 5 chips with sauce.

Tom BangsThe young Blacktown outfit had a couple of mature blokes leading the way but for the most part, Dan Lake took advantage of a young and inexperienced batting line up and had one of the openers trapped in front LBW. From the other end Bangs collected another wicket caught behind. 'He bangs, he bangs, oh baby he moves, he moves.'

Tom Bangs makes his debut for Gordon with an early swing bowler's wicket

Blacktown for a short bit did consolidate but were no match for the guile and nous of Iqbal Ahmed collecting 2/39 and Josh ''Poseidon'' Poysdon 2/36. Josh is England's #1 Oasis fan and is devastated by the recent split of the Gallagher brothers.

Captain Millar was the pick of the bowlers claiming 3 for 54. All in all a solid performance, but there needs to be plenty of work done on fielding. At times it was lacklustre on a difficult outfield, but no excuses can be made. More work has to be done.

Thanks

Mitch Kleem

 

First Grade Match Reports 09/10

First Grade Match Reports 09/10

First Grade plays for the Belvedere Cup and all grade points go to the Club Championship total.

For the First grade schedule go to Fixtures

First Grade match reports for 2009/10 season are provided below:

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 15

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 15

Harry Evans1st Grade's all-round performance disposes of the students

And so another season comes to a close, and before I get to telling the tale of a wonderful day out at the Sydney University grounds I thought I would take the opportunity to look back on what has been, on and off the field.

Harry Evans in great form on his way to 93

Firstly we've seen a number of young players making their debut in the top grade with a large percentage of the team currently or recently featuring in the club's Poidevin Gray side. This is a tribute to the hard work put in by Michael Falk, Paul Stephenson, Tony Wilson, Mark Carmichael and Ed Howitt through their ongoing work with the Gordon Academy.

Brendan 'Mayor of Crows Nest' McDonald was selected in the NSW 2nd XI during the season and is a testament to his hard work at training and application on game day.

Similarly, Steve 'The Buck' Colley has had a massive six months, not only was he selected in the NSW U19 team, and a NSW academy side to play in a national T20 tournament, the young gentlemen celebrated his recent engagement during the season with a quiet night out.

We also had a birth within the team with Reece and Dyl, the original odd couple, welcoming little Zoe Connell into the world. Congratulations to everyone on their achievements during the season, whether it be with the bat, ball, in the field or what we took from game each and every weekend.

Now, onto the weekend's activities ... Needless to say with the Uni boys chasing a win to secure a finals birth there was plenty for the Gordon boys to play for against a top 6 side. We knew we would have to execute all aspects of our game well and although this wasn't always the case we had individuals step up to ultimately shift the momentum in the game at crucial moments. James won the toss and took the initiative in the decision to bowl first. Under Mark O'Neill we've learnt that we need to earn our right to bat first and set a target by proving we can bat well under match conditions and pressure. But more on the batting later...

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Harry Evans Harry Evans Harry Evans

A batting masterclass care of Harry Evans caught on camera for all to enjoy

Our quicks did the job with the ball in hand, tying down the Uni openers who travelled at under 2 runs per over for the first ten over's. Of particular note was Dylan's incredible ability beat the bat early, but as we all know bowling in partnerships is important to building pressure. With the wiley James 'Hernandez' Campbell operating with precision at the other end it was him who made the first break through, getting his PG's bunny Henry out in a similar high catch yet again. A useful and controlled partnership ensued from the uni batsmen Moran and Hay and fielding became the key.

Unfortunately we let ourselves down here, with many singles turned into two's and quick singles taken but, with the bowlers picking away, we stuck at the job and Elliot made the break through, bowling Hay with a great yorker and nearly sending Bevo off for some dental work! At the end of the 50 overs, the Uni boys finished five down for 251 after some clever, if not frustrating shot making from Mail who took a leaf out of Brendan McCullum's book. As mentioned the quicks did the job, with Dyl and Elliot each picking up a wicket each and more importantly only going for 4 runs per over. Jimmy Campbell picked up two and kept his run rate under 5 runs per over with some great swing bowling on what became a good batting pitch. With half the job done and the last of the fielding done for the season it was time to look forward to one last crack with the willow.

Elliot RichtorThings here didn't get off to the greatest of starts; I played a horribly loose shot to be dismissed in the 3rd over, shortly followed by Steve Colley who on a positive note did manage to score 2 valuable runs and avoid his 3rd duck on the trot. Let's hope the young man can carry the momentum through to his time in England! A string of small partnerships ensued between 'Jammer' Packman (15) and 'Bomber' Bombas (29), all of this time at the crease was crucial in setting up some sort of platform to launch from in the latter stages of the innings.

Not to be outdone, anything Harry can do, Richtor can do as well.

Brendan 'BMac' McDonald chipped in with another 14, taking it to the bowlers with some attacking shots over the point and cover regions. With his dismissal we were still in trouble, 5 down and still over 150 runs still left on the board to chase down with two new batsmen at the crease in Harry Evans and Elliot Richtor. They went about their work in exactly the manner we needed, worked the singles well early and jumped all over the loose balls to capitalise and swing the momentum back in favour of the Stags. Harry took the dominate role scoring a fantastic 93 at a strike rate of over 100!

It was at exactly this point in recent games that we have stumbled, not taking it upon ourselves to turn things around and well done to these two in changing this mould. With next season now in mind this was a valuable lesson to learn and take with us to what promises to be an exciting year with many good prospects all knocking at the door to play in the top grade. But I digress...We still needed roughly 8-9 runs per over and the momentum again shifted with the loss of Harry and Elliot in quick succession in the power play, enter Bevo and James 'Mantos' Kennedy to steer the ship.

We needed a couple of those trademark Bev sweeps and being the genuine and good bloke that he is didn't disappoint, dispatching the red ball over the boundary on two occasions  and later in the last over crashing into it for victory! It was a great display late in the innings and special mention must go to JK for doing the job, getting bat on ball and chipping in with a valuable 12 runs. Then there are Dylan's efforts, late cutting his first ball for a start and then running 3, who would have thought it!?

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Richtor entertains the crowd as the Uni fielders helplessly watch on

Well down to the middle and lower order to get us over the line in what was a great win for the Gordon boys against a top six side. Special thanks for the 3rd grade boys for sticking around after their great win and helping with their support, also to Mark O'Neill in his role as coach which has been spot on and really taken on board by all. Looking forward to next year, stay safe and good luck to all travelling overseas during our off season!

Up the Stags!

Blair Lindsay

 Elliot Richtor

Right on the spot, the film crew catches the momement one slips through the guard

First Grade Report vs Saints

First Grade Report vs Saints

packmanFirst Grade Report vs Saints  

The 1st graders turned up to Hurstville on a warm Saturday morning expecting a tough game against strong opposition who have won back to back premierships. This was definitely going to be a test for this young side.  First on the agenda was to welcome Hamish Angus into the side and he was presented with his cap by Mark O'Neill.

(James Packman at Hurstville)

The wicket looked a little green and when St George won the toss they had no hesitation in sending us in especially with the likes of Hazlewood, Copeland and Henriques.

Out went one of the most inexperienced 1st grade opening combinations of Hamish Angus and Blair 'Bear' Lindsey against a very strong attack. We didn't get off to a great start by losing 4 wickets before the first drinks break. Two more wickets fell in the next hour and at lunch we were 6 ' 70, however Packman and McDonald was still there.

After lunch Packman and Bmac went about building a partnership and just as they started to get going Bmac fell and so did the rest of the tail. We were all out for a mere 98. Packman was left stranded on 32 not out. He batted very well and showed us all that to be successful on that wicket you had to be patient. Another mention must go to the St George bowlers as they bowled in good areas and every wicket was either caught behind or lbw. It was a good lesson for our bowlers too.

mcdonaldWe went out to bowl and knew that we had to bowl very well and take all our chances to have a chance of reducing saints to under our score. JK got the first wicket with the score on 13 and then Dylan bowled an excellent over, picking up two wickets including that of Henriques who has seemed to dominate Gordon attacks in recent years. At 3-23 we were still in the game.  However a few dropped catches seemed to be costly. St George strolled past 98 four wickets down. They continued to bat for the rest of the day and finished on 6-188. Dyl ended up taking 2 wickets, JK 3 and Macca 1.

(Brendan McDonald at Hurstville)

We turned up on day 2 knowing that Saints were without their 'big 3' but had some handy replacements. There was concern the run up at one end of the wicket was a little wet from the rain overnight but no time was lost. Saints declared overnight and decided to put us under the pump again.

Our second innings didn't start well with 2 early wickets falling with the score on 2. Blair Lindsey and James Packman batted well to get the score to 47, but then they both fell just before lunch.

After lunch it was up to the lower order to show some fight and bat for extended periods. Beverly and Richtor were going along nicely before Richtor was run out. Beverly then decided to go on the attack playing his famous 'wrench' and bombing Zammit for 3 sixes. However this was also his downfall as he went for one too many and skied an easy catch for square leg. He was out for 32.

connellJK joined macca and this proved to be our best partnership for the game.  They batted together for well over an hour. This was a good partnership and showed the other batsmen how they should have batted on this wicket. Both batsmen played with positive intent and played some quality shots. When Macca fell on 29, JK (36) soon followed and then Campbell decided to walk down to Zammit and was stumped. We were bowled out for 175. Saints needed 86 for outright victory in 22 overs. The target proved to be no problem for them. They achieved it 1 down in the 20th over.

(Dylan Connell at Hurstville)

Overall this was a poor performance from the stags and more consistency is needed at this level. In terms of the batting we need to be putting more value on our wicket and need go on and make a big score once we get to 20. It was however a good experience for the young guys to come up against such quality opposition. One game to go against another strong team Sydney University, and hopefully we can finish the season strongly and take momentum into next year.

Elliot Richtor

1st Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

1st Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

kennedyFirst Grade hunt down the Whales

With torrential rain washing out the previous week's play, we came into this one feeling fresh, with high spirits and the right attitude. We weren't perturbed by the early 9.30a.m. start due to 120 overs needing to be bowled in the day.

James "Mantis" Kennedy looking to out-leap the author

Secretly we wanted to bowl, and therefore weren't displeased when James 'Packers' Packman lost the toss and there we were out on the field bowling on what had appeared to be Chatswood's best wicket to date, with a nice tanned finish it looked a belter. We bowled well, with the discipline we had talked about earlier. Wickets fell at a regular rate, with 'DK mode', Dylan Connell, picking up 4 for the innings, really putting in a huge effort for the team. However of these four wickets none came close to matching his superb runout! And this was a crucial one coming right after the break. A ball turned off the batsman's hip for what some might think an easy single. But beware, for despite Dyl's resemblance to a three toed sloth and his high centre of gravity, there is no single there. It was poetry, as with one motion he picked up the ball and threw it in right above the stumps. It also was fortuitous that this was Mosman's top scorer, and he was run out by a bat length.

connellMac (B McDonald), K-Time (J Kennedy) and the Buck (Steve Colley) all picked up wickets. The Whales then made a sporting declaration on 248, with 9 wickets down. A few runs more than they should have, with their 9th batter getting a quick 47 runs off 35. This was later overshadowed, by Iain 'Bevo' Beverley.

Dylan "Father of one" Connell one his way to four Whales' wickets

Gordon's innings started well with an early 100 run partnership between Packers (47) and the Buck (66). These types of partnerships set up good innings, and will always feature in a good run chase. After these two got out it was up to someone else to put their hand up and get the runs on the board. When you're so close to the score, one person is all it takes and it was Bev's innings which this report will try to focus on.

This writer, J.C.( the one recovering from surgery today after the brutal extraction of all 4 wisdom teeth,) came to the crease at 212-8. Bevo was up the other end on 4. There had been 53.2 overs and we needed 36 off 34.

I was thinking that I was lucky I'd done a few extra workouts during the week because my strength training could really pull off here. Managing to nudge the first one for a quick single I was happy to get up the other end and watch the onslaught. We didn't need 34 balls to do it. We did it in 21 balls. Bevo faced 16 and scored 56 off these 16 balls. He hit 6 6's and 4 4's on his way to getting 60 off 37. Funny that. When it looked like we could settle on a draw Bevo put his hand up, stuck his chest out and got us home.

beverleyClassic Beverley.

It was clinical hitting; just plain pure bullying. Where do you bowl it when someone is hitting it this well? Well obviously you don't. Try underarm it's hard to get that away.

Iain "Big Bash" Beverley. Going from strength to strength

What made this finish all the more memorable for me was when Bevo went up to the bowler he had just hit for successive 6's. 'Well bowled mate', he said, being the nice guy he is. The bowler replied with something less friendly.

It was great sleeping with another win under our belts. Up the Stags.

JC Hernandez 

First Grade Report vs Parramatta

First Grade Report vs Parramatta

lindsayFirst Grade Report vs Parramatta    

Chatswood was the venue for the round 12 clash against a Parramatta line up who are pushing for a finals spot. With previous incidents occurring between the two sides in the past both teams were looking forward to a tough game. Like many games this season the team was welcoming a debutant to the side and with previous strong performances in second grade Blair 'Bear' Lindsay had deserved his chance in the top grade.

(Blair Lindsay gets his cap from Mark O'Neill)

Since the arrival of Mark O'Neill as coach of first grade he has instilled an attitude of being mentally tough, something of which is lacking for the less experienced first graders. He has noted that more experienced sides believe in their ability to dominate and intimidate their opposition. With this in mind we were pointed out to the fact that the Parramatta boys had taken over our warm up area. The goal was set to reclaim the area by proceeding with our warm up regardless if they were still present. After stating our intentions the warm up was completed and unfortunately another toss was lost forcing us to bat on a Chatswood wicket that had a healthy covering of grass.

mcdonaldObviously the aim was to establish our innings and adjust to the extra bounce and movement off the deck. However with the Parramatta opening bowlers bowling a tight line that continued to make the batsmen play, we were quickly 3 for 17. Cameron 'X' Eccles was the only top order batsman that showed some determination to get through the tough early conditions until he was adjudged LBW for 32.

Reece 'Bomber' Bombas and Brendan 'Stiff' McDonald battled hard to rebuild the innings but after Eccles dismissal the Stags lost 6 wickets for only 27 runs and ending the innings on 92.

(Brendan McDonald encounters some of the bounce apparent at Chatswood)

Our last two batting displays cannot just be blamed on losing the toss and batting on difficult conditions. To make a challenging total for the opposition it will require more from the top order to fight for their wicket and for the team not to lose two or three wickets at a time. Batting displays like this are always disappointing but for everyone it is a great opportunity to learn and adjust for similar conditions in the future.

There was still a lot of time to be played out in this game and with the wicket still asking questions of the batsmen we were confident of putting early pressure on the Parramatta top order. This was achieved with early wickets to Dylan 'Dees' Connell and James 'Mantis' Kennedy.

Special mention must go to Iain 'Barometer' Beverley for his glove work during this innings taking three catches and a stumping. The author of this report has never seen a better catch behind the stumps off his bowling; with Beverley having to change direction, dive and catch the ball one handed just before the ground after hitting the inside edge. 

connellAt 4 for 61 at tea the team was reminded that we were still in the game regardless if Parramatta had passed the total. Unfortunately for Gordon the next partnership developed and they passed our total not long after tea. It was not until Elliot 'Emo' Richtor bowled the Parramatta opener that our luck began to change. Connell came back on with immediate success claiming three wickets along with McDonald's two wickets. Parramatta lost their last five wickets for 58 runs ending their innings on 235.

(Dylan Connell in action at Chatswood)

At the end of the day Gordon was to face another challenge with the bat; facing 9 overs until stumps. Our aim was to be positive with the bat and embrace the situation. Unfortunately Eccles was dismissed early for 4; however Steven 'Jiggy' Colley and Blair Lindsay survived the remaining overs taking the score to 1-27. With 21 wickets falling, the bowlers used the conditions well with only one substantial partnership taking place. At the end of the days play both sides were still in a position to push for points.

With the rain falling throughout the week, the players arrived to a very damp Chatswood outfield on the second day. The covers were removed and unfortunately a few dangerous spots around and on the wicket had established. It was unlikely that any play would have been completed with the constant rain occurring throughout the day making it difficult for the wicket to dry. The game was abandoned with first innings points going to Parramatta. Looking towards the next round against Mosman at the same venue, it will be interesting to see if we apply ourselves in a different manner and really push towards a win.

James Kennedy

1st Grade Report vs Sydney University - T20 Semi Final

1st Grade Report vs Sydney University - T20 Semi Final

colleyStags undone in T20 Semi Final

The Gordon 1st grade side arrived at the Blacktown Complex (host of the 20/20 semi finals) knowing that if they produced another performance against Sydney University like the one against Bankstown they would be very competitive. 

It seems to be a theme in 20/20 cricket that the pitches are somewhat batsmen friendly, though this was certainly not the case, and it was soon evident that the toss was going to be very crucial in the outcome of the game. Unfortunately for the Stags the Uni captain won the toss and not surprisingly elected to bowl first.

Steve Colley whips one off his legs

The 1st 10 overs saw the Stags finding runs hard to come by, and at the 10 over mark the Stags were in trouble at 4-30. Steve Colley was batted very well at the top of the order for 17, but was not able to find a partner to stick around with. It was left to Brendan McDonald and Ben Garratt to try and get to a defendable score and both batted well for 16 n.o and 18 respectively and moved the score along to 80 at the end of 20 overs.

Although not a huge score, the Stags knew that if they bowled and fielded like they did against Bankstown in the previous game, that they were in with a chance. At 2-18 there was a belief that a couple of quick wickets and we were back in the game, though a good partnership from the Uni number 3 and 4 batsmen ensured that they would get home passing the total 4 down in the 14th over. All the bowlers bowled well with Dylan and JK picking up 1 wicket each and Elliot Richtor picking up 2.

Hopefully the confidence gained from these games, can be transferred into the longer form of the game and the team can finish the season off strongly and take confidence into next season.

Henry Carmichael

1st Grade Report vs Bankstown - T20 Quarter Final

1st Grade Report vs Bankstown - T20 Quarter Final

teamA win for the ages in Twenty 20

Dylan Connell reports from Bankstown Oval

Eighteen years is a long time any way you look at it. When it refers to the period of time it has taken to win a cricket match against Bankstown at Bankstown Oval in 1st grade, it appears even longer. Half a dozen of the Stags players in 1st grade today would have been infants or not in existence the last time Gordon won a 1st grade game at Bankstown oval.

(The victorious team is congratulated by team mascot Marcus Faulkner)

Well times have changed, a win, in a quarter final, under immense pressure, defending a small total and against a side that boasted a formidable line up. In fact the author believes that perhaps only three of the Bankstown players in today's match have not played at a higher level.

 colley  packman  kennedy
 

(Steve Colley, James Packman and James Kennedy in action at Bankstown)  

20/20 cricket. Bash, smash, big hits, boundaries galore, a game for the spectators, a batsman's game. Well not always.

The Stags had the opportunity to post a total, on a slow wicket. What total would be enough, 120 '150, time would tell?

Packman and Beverley opened the batting. Packman was the aggressor, smashing 22 off 20 balls, before being bowled by a delivery that must have 'nipped back a bit', 1 for 27 in the 5th over. Wickets then began falling steadily, with Colley being the only batsmen to come to terms with the wicket. When Evans fell in the 9th over the Stags were in trouble at 5 for 42.

 carmichael  carmichael  carmichael

(Henry Carmichael on debut in First Grade collects his first wicket and hits out near the end of the Stags innings)

Through some sensible batting from Garratt, Colley, Carmichael (on debut) and Kennedy, the score began to rise, and when Kennedy was dismissed on the 2nd last ball of the innings, the Stags had scrambled to 105. The highest partnership for the Stags was 29 for the 9th wicket.

The consensus among the Gordon players was they were probably a little short of par, but something to defend. They would have to bowl and field well.

 mcdonald

(A brilliant run out from Brendan McDonald who hit the stumps from side on)

Connell removed the dangerous Burke for 0 on the 2nd ball of the Bankstown innings. A partnership of 33 followed before Richtor and Carmichael were brought into the attack, taking some pace off the ball. The two young, medium pacers did a superb job, bowling with control and patience beyond their years. The pressure began to build on the Bankstown batsmen and wickets began to fall. Big shots, great fielding, a run out, catches and 12 overs later the Stags were right in the hunt with Bankstown slumping to 5 for 53, needing just over a run a ball from the remaining 8 overs.

Enter Steve Stiffler or should I say the Great Man, or perhaps just McDonald will do.

BMAC bowled with control and great variations in pace and was ably supported by Garratt at the other end. The required run rate began to rise, whilst wickets still fell. More catches, another run out and suddenly Gordon were the favourites. Bankstown needing more than 10 runs an over from the last two. It was beyond reach, the Dogs finishing 9 for 94.

 kennedy

The team celebrates a great catch from James Kennedy on the boundary)

A win, in a quarter final at Bankstown Oval, a superb effort from everybody in the team. The enthusiasm and commitment in the field and with the ball were exemplary.

So much for 20/20 cricket being bash and barge. Across both innings only six 4's and one 6 were hit. 19 wickets fell for 199 runs.

A young side has begun to come of age. Another chance for the next generation of Stags players presents itself on Tuesday, where a semi-final and potentially a final beckon against more quality opponents. The opportunity to become Stags legends is there to be grasped with both hands.

Get Fah you bah!

Dylan Connell

First Grade Report - Day 1 vs Randwick Petersham

First Grade Report - Day 1 vs Randwick Petersham

bombasFirst Grade Report - Day 1 vs Randwick Petersham   

From the beginning of the season, it appeared, at least on paper, that the Randwick-Petersham Cricket Club was going to be a formidable opponent. Irregardless of the four missing state or national contracted players, the Stags entered into the Round 7 home fixture with an introverted approach, keen for improvement upon earlier performances.

(Reece Bombas acknowledges his maiden first grade century) 

A number of forced changes to the side saw youngsters Harry Evans, James Campbell and Rob Edwards (author, who hasn't played an away game since Round 2 against Bankstown) back into the side.

Given the recent streak of high scoring matches played out at Chatswood, as well as the sweltering morning, the bowling contingent were keen for Captain Casson to win the toss and leave the work to the batsmen in temperatures which saw the mercury pushing 36 degrees.

ecclesFortunately this was the case, leaving openers Cam Eccles and Ian Beverley to enjoy the early onslaught of Randwick, intimidating enough without Burt Cockley in the side. The opening bowlers employed a WACA-esq approach, mixing controlled aggression with short-ptiched bowling, perhaps somewhat deterred by the extra bounce offered by the Chatswood wicket, leaving opener Scott Coyte to comment 'you don't get this kind of carry out at Coogee.'

(Cam Eccles hits Scott Coyte for 4 through mid wicket)

Openers Eccles and Beverley did a fantastic job to survive the initial phase, taking the shine off the ball whilst simultaneously scoring runs at a reasonable 3 runs an over rate. The openers, along with number 3 Packman, were all dismissed in their 20's, all showing early promise to establish long stays at the crease.

Casson and Ben Garratt played important innings on what appeared to be a flattening Chatswood wicket post-lunch. The match was in the balance at this point in time, but the strong back-foot play of Casson and the silky-smooth drives of Garratt saw them post 53 and 45 respectively.

garrattBut the day belonged to Reece 'Trent' Bombas. Approaching the wicket with the score at 3 for 83, Reece applied himself appropriately to the task at hand, and the Gordon innings was moulded around an exceptional and chanceless 112 not out off 201 balls. Trent celebrated his maiden First-Grade century to the applause of his entire team, who all knew his first, of undoubtedly many, was a long time coming.

(The "silky-smooth" Ben Garratt) 

Of his own self-admission, Reece has been guilty of offering chances once he passes his half century, however on this day, he was not to be denied. He blasted 16 elegant boundaries all around the ground, rotated the strike expertly and held the middle and lower order of the Stags together.

McDonald (29 runs, probably about his age these days too???) was not short on providing entertainment value during his cameo innings, enjoying many slog-sweeps, deft late-cuts and innumerable moments of banter with opposition players. Quote Casson: 'He just knows someone from every team, doesn't he?'

The day ended with the Stags 9 for 354. The runs have been posted'Now the enjoyable task of bowling at Chatswood oval which has seen mixed weather during the week.

Congratulations Reece.

Rob Edwards
1st Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool

1st Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool

cassonFirst Grade report vs Fairfield

Lambert. Lambert. Lambert. 5/56 off 25. 205 not out off 286 balls.

There are very few blokes in the history of grade cricket whose stats compete with this mans', especially considering the top achievements tend to date back to the days of uncovered wickets and the like. This game only added to his remarkable career.

(Beau goes over the grandstand)

Day 1 saw our fragile top order fail again. A gutsy 96min stay at the crease from Benny 'BowlABit' Garratt was the first signs of heart from our blokes at the crease for some time. McDonald played a watchful role as Beau 'my next Test I'll be batting at 4' Casson continued his rich vein of form with the willow to dispatch anything short and dig in to the tight stuff. The pair put on 90 when McDonald fell just before tea, to follow the 74 from the previous partnership.

The most pleasing thing here was not the runs scored but the attitude and application of blokes to put in for their mates and club ' something that is unfortunately too intermittent at the crease these days. Two wickets fell in the four hours following the initial 4 in the first 10 mins.

Post tea saw some of the most pleasurable batting I have witnessed. Beau was in another league, and Iain 'I do the covers for PG's' Beverley was murdering them down the ground and punishing anything short.

beverleyIt was most pleasing to see Bevo get just rewards for his continual hard work and his attitude towards our side and the game, a case in point to some of the younger blokes in the club that respect and your place in a batting order or team is something you earn, and are NOT GIVEN!!!! If only this bloke could convince himself that he can bully attacks, he could be anything!!! Well done mate.

(Bevo jams one out against Fairfield)

This brings me back to Beau. This bloke has been carrying our batting all year, but this was different gravy. 181 in 346 mins at the crease. He deposited 7 over the stand on the railway (think about what I just said'.) The best part about this innings was the 25 fast and tight overs he negotiated off Lambert in the meantime. It was an innings of finesse and determination. This man's character is phenomenal, and is becoming more apparent the harder people try to break him. We are blessed to have him.

Gordon 8/402 dec.

You know the rest. A massive shout on Lambert first ball of the innings could have made the innings a lot different. A drop off Dylan with the other opener under 20 didn't help either. When the opening partnership fell just over 200 runs later, the game certainly was a different one.

mcdonaldIf we continue to field like muppets, we will continue to let each other and the club down. I put it to you that every year the bottom five teams on the table are the worst fielding sides. We are deservedly in the cellar.

James 'Mantos' Kennedy continues to try hard and learn. Dylan put in as always and will be better for the run next week (coming back from injury). Beau also got a lot out of his 22 overs with some great rhythm and confidence coming with it.

Next week is another game and another challenge. 3 games till the break, 2 wins will give us hope. Intent over the past few weeks has been improving, but do we play the game to have good intent????  

Brendan McDonald

First Grade Report T20 vs Campbelltown

First Grade Report T20 vs Campbelltown

beverleyFirst Grade Report T20 vs Campbelltown  

The First grade boys gained their first twenty20 victory on the weekend against a strong Campbelltown side at Chatswood.

(Iain Beverley hits one into Orchard Road  at T20)

Arriving in sweltering conditions to the site of the PG boys continuing their winning streak, the boys in the top grade talked positive and cleared out excess rubbish (PG player bags) in the changerooms with Jammer (Packman) and B.G (Garrett) exchanging ideas on where they would rather be on a 42 degree day. (Cheeeeatsoood oval playing cricket ofcourse).

With the presentation of the hat to debutant James Campbell, the tradtional warm-up was underway. With the toss lost, The Staggy boys were sent out to bowl first on a wicket that Im sure left some scars from the previous day where G.Lambert scored more runs himself than the entire career runs a certain leggie that left us last season.

Nonetheless, the boys stayed positive and within 4 balls the return of big Dylan Connell brought the Gordon boys their first scalp. Clean bowling the Ghosts opener through the gate.

cassonWas good to see the big man running in at Chatswood again with the new ball, showing us how it is done with 2-23 off his 4.

With the loss of Midnight (Stephenson) early with a niggling injury, all bowlers stuck to their plans with the spinners B-Mac (McDonald) and Buzzard (Casson) in particular bowling very well and making life hard for the westerners. McDonald (3 for 21 off his four) despite having the batsmen coming hard at him, used good flight and guile in the middle overs and with Soper (1-32 off 4) and Casson (1 for 23 off 4) slowed down the Ghosts run rate.

(Beau Casson hits out on Sunday)

Buzz bowled very well with confidence and kept the younger Ghost bats in check.The Stags fielded very well in the tough hot conditions with no dropped catches and a very good runout to B-Mac. Special mention to Brendan, always keen to help the younger/newer members of the team, when he swapped with the debutant J.C from cover to long off to 'take the pressure off' him. Mac, known for his cricketing brain and his know-how on anticipating in the field obviously knew what was to come.

The next ball went up in the air and landed safetly in the hands of the now not so under'pressure' James Campbell. God Bless Brendan MacDonald, he is such a charismatic player.

The Stags restricted the Ghosts to 9-154 off their 20 overs.

With the job not over the boys, rehydrated and reassessed. After his 83 last week and for owning the largest cannons in the club since M.Jones, Iain Beverley was sent to open the batting with Steve Colley and from the beginning overs the two little men, went on the attack. Steve showed us why he has been picked for higher honors by punishing anything loose through the covers and Bevo showed us his cannons by dispatching anything short, hitting high and long over the top for numerous boundaries.

campbellAt 0-82 after 8 we lost a few wickets with Bevo (48 off 32 balls), Steve (30 off 21 balls) and Packers out trying to keep the pace going.

Beau took the leading role in a partnership with Reece. With Reece running quick singles and Beau opting to sweep anything flighted over the boundary. Both played 'cricket' shots and soon the target score was reached in the 17th over. With Buzz finishing 41 off 23 balls and Reece (18 off 16) both looking in good touch.

(JC on debut at Chatswood)

A commanding first win in the twenty 20 competition for the Stags with lots of positives to take out of the match.

Congratulations to J.C on his debut in the top grade, very well deserved and hopefully more games and wickets to come for him. Well done boys, now lets get some momentum going our way for these next few weeks before Christmas and continue on improving our own games. Best wishes to J.K and Jules, hopefully see you back on the paddock ASAP.

Cheers, C.SOPER

First Grade report vs easts at Waverley

First Grade report vs easts at Waverley

soperFirst Grade report vs Easts at Waverley 

After gaining our first victory of the season, the 1st XI was eager to continue playing good cricket against the more formidable opponents in the Eastern Suburbs Dolphins. After chasing 290 the week before, we confident we could keep scoring runs, so when the coin fell in our favor, Buzz decided to bat on a flat, hard wicket.

(Chad Soper on day 1 at Waverley)

Buzz and Coll started confidently and were able to see off the Dolphins openers with about 30 on the board. Unfortunately we were unable to capitalise on this start and proceeded to lose 7 for 30. Poor shot selection and tight bowling was the main contributors to this downfall. The top order can only learn from these mistakes and we are all very positive this will happen.

After lunch Gun Sculls (Bevo) and Midnight continued to bat with patience, slowly ticking the scoreboard over and trying to put together a partnership. They did this for a while until Bev was adjudged LBW. Young Chad Soper joined Midnight with the plan to bat as long as possible. Old mate Zelma had other ideas, clean bowling Stephenson not long after.

cassonEnter The Praying Mantis, Pro Mantis, The Mantos, Mantos Bagdatos. The last pair for the Stags and the two youngest blokes in the team showed experience beyond their age in putting together a 60 run partnership, trading lusty blows with daft singles, which gave us something to bowl at. Chad ended up 50no and Mantos 30. With 25 overs left in the day, we needed early wickets to give ourselves a chance. This was not the case with the Dolphins ending the day 0-92.

(Beau Casson in action on day 2)

The plans for day 2 were simple. Enjoy yourselves, enjoy playing with your mates and anything might happen. Even though at the end of the day we were well beaten, I feel as though we achieved a lot as a team. We bowled well on a flat wicket, with our two spinners bowling the majority of the overs. Our fielding was better than other weeks and we all seemed to enjoy each others company.

As a batting unit we can learn a lot from Pete Neville's innings of 149no. He showed a great deal of patience by keeping the good balls out and putting the bad one's away.

Good luck to everyone next week against the Lion's and lets get another win on the board.

Go Marcos

Jules Stephenson

1st Grade Report vs North Sydney - T20 (1)

1st Grade Report vs North Sydney - T20 (1)

Called off due to wet weather.

1st Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

1st Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

packman1st Grade notch up their maiden 09/10 victory against Sydney

The team was eager to put together a solid performance after a mixed start to the season. On occasions we had performed credibly in one discipline whilst letting ourselves down in another. So this match was about getting it mostly right with bat and ball.

'Jammer' Packam grafts out an innings against the Tigers

With the toss lost we were asked to bowl first, our new ball attack was a blend of inexperience; Chad Soper (17y.o), James Kennedy (19y.o) and the veteran Julian Stephenson (approx. 45 y.o). The Stags also boasted two of Sydney's premier spinners in Beau Casson (test no. 401) and Brendan McDonald (test no. *).

The bowlers toiled well on a flat wicket which was at times variable in bounce, however hard work was required to get through the 10 wickets. The youngsters bowled particularly well with Kennedy taking 3-42 with good control, swing and pace whilst Soper took 2 wickets with his skiddy swingers. The spin twins also bowled some good overs for us in the middle part of the day and were rewarded with 2 to Beau and 1 to Brandan. Only one of the Sydney batsmen was able to go on with their innings and compiled a well struck 128 before being run out by some exceptional work from Stephenson.

The Sydneysiders finished with a healthy 292 all out and had it not been for a spirited effort throughout the afternoon we could well have been chasing substantially more. On the flipside had we taken our first 10 chances dare I say the target would have been considerably less.

mcdonaldThe end of Day 1 saw us 0-53 after 13 - a very positive end to the day, Casson showing his muscle with some impressive back foot play and Eccles showing good fight against some shorter stuff.

Brendan McDonald rewarded for his toils on Day 1

Day 2 and there was a clear message delivered by the skipper, "bat all day", partnerships being the key and lets get our first win under the belt. The boys must have listened and went about executing their plans well with a dominant display of patients and aggression. Casson and Eccles continued on where they left of with Casson providing the aggression and Eccles the patience (even testing out the strength of his new helmet against the new ball). The 1st wicket partnership yielded 97 which laid some very solid foundations for the middle order who delivered on what was said at the morning briefing. Patients and partnerships developed and the 3rd wicket stand between Packman and Bombas put the game almost out of reach of the opposition taking the score to 2-238 before Packman was adjudged LBW for 79.

elliot richtorBombas and Garratt then continued the grind and evetnually the winning runs were struck with the debutant Richtor's blade and Gordon had their first win. Bombas played some excellent strokes for his 67, however will be dissapointed to fall the way he did so close to getting us over the line.

Elliot Richtor presented with his 1st Grade cap, before stroking the winning runs

An encouraging performance for the boys and will look to build on this for a big game coming up against what is likely to be a strong Easts side.

James 'Jammer' Packman

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

kennedyA wet day makes the Sharks feel at home

Lets begin with the lunch break. I know it's an unusual place to start but I like to be different. The highlights during the lunch break involved the usual 20 questions from "Marcos" including "Do you think Mr. Jacques will sign my autograph book? Other "Marcos" statements included "Holden will win Bathurst" (unusual given that "Ford" were the favourites) and Daniel "I only eat Planktin" Flynn is my favourite Gordon player of all time. The other personal highlight was the Mars Bar I aquired from the canteen which disolved the taste of the roll I also aquired from the canteen.
 
James 'JK' Kennedy sends one down against the Sharks openers
 
We bowled first.
 
Jules "I now bowl heaps quicker than Big head Connell" Stevo did a great job for us. A classic example of figures not reflecting his on field performance. Stevo showed terrfic rhythm and was not rewarded for his bowling efforts. For me, other than "flashy spikes Garrat", Jules was the pick of the bowlers. His pace was the best I've seen all year and he created numerous chances. Again James "Mantus" Kennedy showed terrific consistency and improvement from last week. Yes, "JK" got hit around a bit but the effort and determination to do better was apparent. "Jakes" finished with 1 and showed great fight to consolidate in his 3rd spell.
 
Chad "twitter is so 2008" Soper should take away confidance and momentum from his performance last weekend. Sure, there were some up and downs during his 10, however the courage he showed to finish with figures of 3 for 62 says it all. What impressed me most about Chad's efforts was the fight he showed in a difficult circumstance. Chad persisted into the wind and showed determination at a dfifficult stage of the match to be bowling. A great experience for him and one he should take a whole heap of confidence from. No doubt this tough little nut will be will be stronger for the experience he enjoyed.

Brendan's 10 was "outstanding!". He bowled with pure confidance which is why Brendan "the great man" McDonald is destined for greater things this season. He demonstrated a fealess and competative attitude against the Sutho lads, including Jacques who was reverse sweeping. Eventually B-Mac desposed of Phillip which he deserved - and more.

Quite literally, Ben "Fancy spikes" Garrat was supurb. Finishing with 3 for 36, "BG" bowled up hill, into the wind with a wet ball to an established partnership. "BG" was unbreakable and his efforts were tireless. Not only with the ball, his energy and finess in the field lifted us. With the bat, "Beeg" again was stubborn and refused to get out even though the game had passed us. Thankyou for the motivation big man.

Once we dissolved the main partnership, our skip, Beau "gun skull" Casson got us together with 10 overs to go and we as a group decided to really push Sutherland and try to run through them. Things clicked for us as a unit and with Buzz cleverly rotating the bowlers, new batsman came and went. All of a sudden, we were playing to our potential and playing the exciting, fast paced brand of cricket that this side is capable of. We kept our composure and ended up bowling out Sutherland for 290 in the 49th. A pretty good effort considering.
 
With a big task in front of our batters, the top order showed good intent at the opening stages of the match. Unfortunately we lost "X" Eccles early which brought Daniel "Larry" Flynn to the crease. "Buzzy" and "Larry" for the second time this season gave Sutherland a lesson on how to run singles. These guys looked devastating together. Hard hitting by Flynn and touch by Casson. We lost Buzz which brought James "Styris" Packman to the crease. What a pair, brothers in arms, best mates, Flynn and Packman, this partnership had potential. Unfortunately again, the Stags lost wickets in pairs and too quickly and with a bit of rain about, 290 seemed to be getting away from us.
 
We finished with 6 for 97 in reply and the rain got us.
 
Sure, there is some room for improvement, however there always is. Win, loose or draw. As our Captain keeps reminding us, we need to focus on "what we did well" and build on that. There multiple positives that we can draw momentum from.
 
Therefore, we must keep moving forward as a unit. Learn from last Saturday. Take away from the match what we need to and hit the training paddock. We proved it to ourselves that in actual fact, we are NOT far away. Both with the bat and ball, there were glimpses of brilliance and with a bit of concentration, consistent pressure, focus and attitude our first win is not far away. In the year we made the final, 07/08, we dropped the first 5 matches and turned things around out of sight.

Finally, a special mention must be made. Daniel "Smithy" Flynn has been an absolute pleasure to play and train with. It is never an easy situation to travel overseas, set up camp in a different part of the world, walk into 1st grade and start performing. Apart from his first ball against Blacktown, Daniel was brilliant for the Stags. He conducted himself like the true professional he is and has all the hallmarks of being a great player. Never arrogant or above any situation, every opportunity Danny Boy had to get to know us better he took. Gordon is his Aussie home and always will be. There is so much ahead of him and we all look forward to following his career. As our new manager so rightly put it (Bevo Senior), "we'll see you on the TV". Wherever the game takes you Dan, I know success will not be far behind. 
 
Thankyou for your efforts "Bud". I'd have loved a roll this Sunday at Chatswood Bowls.
 
Bevo
1st Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

1st Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

connellA tough day ends in a heavy loss at the hands of the Dogs

The easy option may be to seek solace in clich's when you've suffered an eight-wicket loss doled out within 52 overs, but this was no clich' Stags' performance. And nor shall it become one. (Although I do concede that despite my best efforts this report shall still be laden with clich's ' hell, there's one and a half in the last sentence alone).

Another victim on the day - Connell goes lame with hamstring injury

Electing to bat first on what proved a tricky Chatswood track, the Stags failed to adapt to conditions with the requisite urgency, and consequently the collective innings failed to register anything more than a muffled whimper. With the exception of the import Flynn (26) we lacked the patience and grit to combat a disciplined and probing Bulldog's attack, with only three double figure scores posted (four if your include sundries) and the only 20+ partnership for the innings being registered by the final pair. Not a pleasant looking scorecard, especially after the promising returns of the previous week.

Defending 109 was never going to be easy, but with ill discipline again rearing its ugly head in the form of numerous grassed chances and some wayward leather offerings, we certainly didn't put our best foot forward. Adding injury to 16-over insult, Dylan 'I think my head grew during the off-season' Connell pulled up lame with a hamstring complaint in the latter overs and may be in doubt for the weekend.

flynnAmid all the doom and gloom, perhaps the best news to come from the weekend was Marcus out punting seasoned veterans McDonald, Packman and Wilson on Saturday afternoon to the tune of $17.55. At least he was smiling. (Or perhaps that was the NZ cricket shirt he'd received from his new favourite Stag.)

Marcus' favourite Stag, Flynn, puts in a determined effort in the second dig.

Needless to say - much improvement is necessary on the field. Of prime importance is the rediscovery of the side's famed out enthuse mentality, disturbingly AWOL at key times during the first two outings. Couple this with the required application and selfishness ' as demonstrated by Skipper Casson (39*) and 'Errol' Flynn (30*) in warding off any hint of an outright result ' and the Stags will be well on the way to ending the season's duck.

BG (Final clich' count = 10- 12)

 

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

Casson and Eccles1st Grade go down fighting in the last over 

Well another season starting at the home of cricket, Chatswood, and the same dramas with the covers and everyone putting their 2 cents worth in but nothing getting done. Fortunately it was done in time for our bright and early warm up at 8:30am, which I am pretty sure none of the lads have seen since last season.

Casson and Eccles start the season in style

The wicket was in amazing condition and the outfield a little bumpy, with the rugby union chewing it up from their season, but didn't really matter when playing on the wicket closest to the railway line. I thought it was always going to be a tough side to defend when it came to our time to bowl, so when we won the toss we took the opportunity to have a bat.

Chad SoperLooking at the conditions we thought no less than 250 would be acceptable but 300 was definitely possible, especially with the flying start Cam Eccles(36) got off to. The boys were all excited to see our new recruit from NZ, Daniel Flynn, get the opportunity to stroke a few around. Unfortunately it wasn't the case for Daniel. Cricket gods can be very harsh sometimes, but I am sure another couple of games for us and his class will rise to the top. James Packman came out and kept the score board ticking over with a number cover drives to the boundary.

Chad Soper comes on in leaps and bounds

The Stags were starting to mount a big score with three good partnerships (Editor's note ' the author made solid contributions to all three of these with 90 odd runs) and then Reece Bombas(49no) looked like he has been playing cricket all year round, with not one ball missing the middle of the bat. Not bad for a guy that said he isn't happy with the way he's hitting them on Thursday night training' must have been taking the mickey.

All the boys that had a bat on the showed great signs particularly the urgency showed between the wickets. Ben Garratt was exceptional in this area which helped the stags reach 295.

At the start of our bowling, we were aware that we need to bowl very well, especially with a small boundary one side which was going to make it difficult to defend. Our openers Julian and Dylan bowled well and got us off to a reasonable start in the first 10 overs. Then came the introduction of our youngest player and exciting prospect Chad Soper, who got the initial breakthrough for us.

Ben Garratt BowlingAnd even more extraordinary was the dismissal. Caught at third man to a flying Dylan Connell. Yes, that wasn't a typo. A flying Dylan Connell. And as he dusted himself up off the deck, he got up with no nonsense and looked at the boys as if to say what do you expect. Not that Dyl! Not from you mate!

Can we believe that this has been caught on film? Garratt bowling?

Blacktown had a couple of big wickets which we knew were crucial to us, but they continued to mount good partnerships and did not lose multiple wickets at a time. With Paul Maraziotis and their own new NZ recruit, Tim McIntosh, playing well, we struggled to defend our total. There were some good signs, with Chad testing himself against good players and will learn heaps from game. Brendan McDonald I felt also bowled well without the results he deserved. But both our fast men Julian Stephenson (1/43) and Dylan Connell were brilliant with both bowling exceptionally in the power plays. They are something as a side we will have to keep trying to improve on. But the big feller Dylan (3/36) led from the front and did a fantastic job.

Back at home again this week against Bankstown, in two day cricket, and we are extremely keen to turn the result around and get that 1st win on board to kickstart our campaign.

Beau

 

 

Fourth Grade Match Reports 09/10

Fourth Grade Match Reports 09/10

The fourth grade team plays for the Reid Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fourth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fourth Grade match reports for 2009/10 season are provided below:

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

effeneyGordon lines up the Whales

Gordon 4th Grade proved too strong for Mosman in the round 13 clash at Rawson Oval.

Pat Effeney takes 7 wickets in the second dig

Captain Shayne Lin won the toss and elected to bowl in overcast conditions on Day 1. People often question the role these conditions play, and for some reason the general consensus is low cloud activity means moisture in the air causing the ball to swing.

In a nutshell Mosman began unsteadily, with little confidence in their batting. They were rolled over for the paltry score of 82, however small scores are never easy to chase.

Star of the show was Tim Fulton claiming 6/26 in a brilliant display of swing bowling. The score could have even been less, except for the 6 dropped catches that were littered throughout the innings.

Kleem and this year's new recruit Hugo Anderson opened the batting. Kleem was aggressive early on dispatching deliveries to all parts of the ground but was dismissed for 29 with Tait also being dismissed on the same score after looking very solid. A big one is due for Kleem shortly ' this author is convinced!

Hugo noodled his way to a handy 39 given the context of the game, and it was common knowledge that we would have to ram home the advantage and put the Whales out of the game. At the end of Day 1 the Stags were 4/105 and were satisfied with the day's effort.

The start of Day 2 was a relaxing affair for those who batted and bowled the previous week, with the assumption that greater things would have to take place later in the day. Anthony Sherman made a well compiled 41 bringing the Stags' innings of 8/202 declared to a conclusion.

Mosman proved a little more stubborn in their 2nd innings, on a much better day for batting, posting a total of 248. Pat Effeney continued his impressive year with the Stags collecting 7/49 which was a marvellous effort.

Unfortunately the Stags had just 8 overs to chase down 120 runs. The innings started swiftly with Kleem taking 18 off the 1st over but the mission proved too difficult with fielders scattered all along the boundary.

It is now that the Stags must take care of the Saints if we are to play a part in this season's finals. Stay tuned!

Mitchell Kleem

4th Grade Report v Manly - Round 9

4th Grade Report v Manly - Round 9

Shayne Lin4th Grade retain the Mal Hall trophy  

With the Mall Hall trophy up for grabs it was all to play for as Gordon met Manly on a hot day at Killara. The deck was hard with a tinge of green, a perfect day for batting. The day could have started a lot better with Tim Fulton rolling his ankle during the warm up. Shayne lost the toss and we were sent into the field. Throughout the day the bowlers did their job, their lines were good and the fielding was tight. We knew that today was all about patience, if we didn't crack the wickets would fall.

Skipper Shayne Lin pounds one over the fence

Josh 'Pom' Poysden provided the first two scalps and found himself on a hatrick, Manly were 2-60. The Manly batsman had to work hard for their runs for the remainder of the day as the bowlers kept them in check. A star studded bowling line up of James 'Billy the' Kidd, Tim 'one ankle' Fulton, Nick Medcalf, Pom, Iqbal Ahmed and Tjaard Tait kept the beach boys at bay and only allowed them to score 251. Special mention goes to Tim for bowling with a completely screwed up ankle. He was rewarded for his efforts with 2 scalps. The story of the day however goes to the Pom, picking up his first '5fa' for the season, and a great way to start the New Year.

Unfortunately for myself and Tom 'Cockburner' Cockburn, Josh's final wicket in the 77th over meant that we would have to go out to face the music for an over. The over was faced out with ease and the Stags found themselves 0/1 chasing 252 at the end of the days play. A good effort by the lads to keep Manly to 251 on such a good deck, the only disappointing factor of the day was the spread provided by our boys, which consisted solely of chips and lollies.

Tjaard TaitDay 2 saw early wickets fall and the Stags at 3-70 at the second drinks break. A steady partnership was needed to rectify the situation. Medcalf joined the list soon and the skipper Lin was joined by Tait at the crease. The steadily growing partnership was ended as Shayne (24) departed. Enter Clem 'We'll call you Brom, because Clem is an old man's name' Bromwich. Brom joined Taity needing 5-6 runs an over for victory. Brom's luck came early, having bunted one straight back to the bowler, the opposition didn't appeal, this allowed the young feller to cut loose and he compiled a quick fire 80* while bombing 6 sixes.

Tait plays yet another 'supporting' role to get the Stags across the line

Taity supported him well at the other end and accumulated 64*. This 120 run partnership saw us through to the end, 5 wickets down with two overs to spare. 

The Mal Hall Trophy safely in our possession, having proudly never left, we headed down to the Chelsea Bar to reflect on the game and our former clubman.

A top start to 2010 and something we will definitely be looking to continue. Quick learners, the boys noted the mistakes of day one's spread and the standard was lifted. This is a trend that should continue in the coming games. Bring on the Hawks!

Mark Fonseka


 Tim Fulton James Kidd

Bowling combination Tim Fulton and James 'Billy' Kidd doing some damage

4th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 8

4th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 8

kidd4th Grade doesn't get the gift they wanted

4th Grade entered the round against Western Suburbs at Beauchamp with high hopes of cementing a place in the top 6, and entering the Christmas break in a strong position. However, two Saturdays of poor application and concentration meant that 4th Grade lost to a side which we should really have beaten.

James 'Billy' Kidd celebrates taking a bag full of wickets against Wests

The game didn't start well with Lin losing the toss on a belter. However, it was not long before Wests were in trouble at 5-27 after great bowling from the openers James Kidd (4 wickets) and Dan Lake (2 wickets), who were then backed up by the Pom Josh Poysden (3 wickets). However some poor fielding and a loss of intensity meant that Wests were able to fight back. They reached 6-170 before Kidd swiftly finished off the tail to see Wests bowled out for 194. Though we would have taken this result on such a flat wicket at the beginning of the day, in reality we should have bowled them out for much less.

The Gordon bats were left with 16 over to face out, however with 2-37 the game was left very much in the balance for the second week. With the resumption of play on the second day 4th Grade were almost immediately on the back foot with the loss of 4 wickets within the first ten overs. For those new to Beauchamp, there is generally some life in the deck for the first hour, before it turns into a batsman's paradise. It is here we needed the application.

The batsmen continued to fight hard and it was the lower order who showed those further up the order how it is done. Iqbal Ahmed batted with much maturity despite only celebrating his 21st birthday on Saturday. He played aggressively and was well supported by Hugh Smith (18) and Dan Lake. Dan Lake (20 not out) and James Kidd (21) then backed up their heroics with the ball to push us closer to the Wests target. However after a last stand of 40 we were bowled out for 170. This was really a poor effort on such a good batting wicket, and the job of reaching the total should not have been left to the last 4 batsmen. There is no excuse and if we want to feature in finals cricket our batting needs to improve and back up the efforts of the bowlers.

Hugo Anderson

Fourth grade match report vs Easts

Fourth grade match report vs Easts

ahmedFourth grade match report vs Easts

Day One

Shayne Lin proceeded to have a toss and again found himself losing it on what looked like a great pitch to bat on. This assessment proved correct as the East's bats got off to a good start with some flashing of the blade and handy assistance from Tim Fulton.

(An Iqbal Ahmed special shot during his 70)

Fourths were again the team Dylan Connell was placed in to aide his hamstring recovery and this time we were more than happy to see him use his hands for more than penning scores in the scoresheet. He managed to pick up one wicket in his short opening spell. Congratulations on your 1st 4th grade wicket Dylan.

The sessions before tea were an even affair with some of Easts bats putting some reasonable scores on the board. However Dave Millar, Bangers (Charlie Bangs) and ul haq (Iqbal Ahmed) all bowled well to keep East to the modest and evenly poised score of 5-200. Sir Inzi and yours truly were in fine form in the catching department.

After eating some little boys thanks to Iqbal and hearing another captain's predictable speech about the importance of lifting our standards, having more energy in the field, bowling dot balls and fielding better etc. we entered the field.  This time it seemed that Shayne's speech had more people listening as we put Easts away with roughly 30 more added to their score. Ul haq was bowling tremendously landing his bombs and making Adam Cubbage proud on the sidelines. Inzi managed to dismiss 4 batsmen and was the pick of the bowlers but not the fielders. The other bowlers picked up a few wickets here and there and we entered the sheds with a total of 233 to chase. 

fultonMitch Kleem got the innings off to a real flyer, going hard and hitting most balls in the middle of the bat. Michael Dalrymple departed early once again playing and missing what would have been a glorious straight drive and watched as Hugo played well looking confident before getting out cheapish. He was then followed by Tjaard Tait who seemed more interested with the pommy girl on the sidelines.

(Tim Fulton in action against Easts)

The day finished with the score on 4-120 odd with Mitch Wilson and Shayne 'the magnificent' Lin in the middle topping off a good day for Gordon.

Day Two

Mitch and Shayne seemed comfortable out in the middle facing the East's bowlers with relative ease. However both skied the ball to give East's easy catches and a look in with the game at 6 for 141. Shayne had made a good 47 and tried to make that 51 with some poor scoresheet work. Enter Inzamam and Dave 'the ZZZZZZ' Millar. Ahmed was seeing the ball like watermelons and playing wonderful drives to score boundary after boundary. The amount of times he ran between wickets could be counted on one hand. Dave was battling along, having micro sleeps between balls but playing an absolutely vital role sticking around to support Ahmed.

Eventually Insi was dismissed for 70 leaving the score at 7-220 with big Dylan entering the field. Connell tried his best to get out however East's were keen to see him hit a clean 6 before deciding they should dismiss him. By this stage the Stags had passed the total of 233 and with some good hitting from Bangers and Mash and attempted hitting from Tim Fulton were able to push to 260 odd.

East's were sent back out to bat with Dylan coming in off full run up. Unfortunately he could only grab one wicket and spilt no blood. Consequently after 20 overs the match was finished with Gordon winning on first innings. The song was sang with much gusto and a big well done goes to Ul haq, Kleemy and the fearless captain Shayno.

Michael Dalrymple

4th Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

4th Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

fulton4th Grade perform well on docile new deck 

Was it worth it?

I can tell you that "yes it was".

And no I am not talking about Mitchell Kleem's 2nd publication in the Inside Cricket magazine. (This plug for Mitchell Kleem was not, I repeat not assisted by Mitchell Kleem or any Mitchell Kleem affiliates).

I am in fact talking about the 2nd weekend against the Sydney Tigers.

Let me lay the scene for you from the first week.

Timmy Fulton picks up 5-for - after running a half-marathon!

The Tigers ended the day at 7-279 off 83 overs. What the score doesn't tell you is that Adam Cubbage broke the pinky finger on his right hand (His bowling hand, amongst other things, returning the ball to the bowler!!) and that we were carrying an injured 1st grade bowler in Dylan Connell, so for 20 odd overs we had the evergreen James Catlin running around in the field, after borrowing Anthony Sherman's spare whites. Anthony was more than accomodating and happy to lend the set to Catts without hesitation.

Anyway back to the Saturday just passed. We arrived promptly at the ground to find that Cats had been replaced (probably by the selectors) by David Millar's father Tom. So we had our 11 and took the field keen to take the last 3 Tiger wickets quickly.

As it turned out we bowled 6 overs and took 2 wickets for 30 runs and thus the Tigers declared at 9-304, a gettable target, especially at Killara.

The highlight so far was the 2 wickets, which fell, both Tim Fulton. Tim had 3 from the previous week, thus giving him his first 5 wicket haul for the club, not a bad effort considering he started with the Stags at the start of last season.

shermanAnyway now it was our chance with the willow in hand. Mitchell Kleem fresh from a week off and with the 2nd interview under his belt as well as the unwavering support that he had received from Anthony Sherman from the previous weekend set about destroying the Sydney attack.

In short Mitchell Kleem (86) was the 4th wicket to fall right on tea to leave us teetering at 4-149 off 26.4 overs.

Sherman does what he does best - destroys the opposition bowlers

Then after tea Anthony Sherman, deciding that his good mate Mitch was not to get all of the glory, took the game by the scruff of the neck (no pun intended) and with Tjaard Tait demolished the attack. Anthony was out for 90 with 40 runs needed off about 25 overs. This was managed easily by David Millar and Tait (49).

A big thank you to James Catlin, Tom Millar and Dylan Connell. All 3 were somewhat instrumental in helping out 4th grade get there second win of the summer.

Congratulations to Harry Evans and Steve Colley in 2's for a magnificent partnership and to the rest of the club for getting up in all 5 grades.

I look forward to playing with the all the young boys again next weekend (Note: this comment could possibly be taken out of context, and now probably will be.)

The people's champion -Inzi.

4th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

4th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

dalrympleFourth Grade fight back, but an unfortunate loss

After our almighty captain Shayne Lin continued his amazing form with the toss, which I might add he has never ever loss! The Stags decided to have a bat first on what looked like a very good Killara wicket.

Mr Hugo 'Weaving' Anderson and Michael "Miccy D's" Dalrymple cross for one

After witnessing the worst possible start, which saw us losing our two experience openers before you can blink your eyes, the team pulled together to score a modest 182-9. With Tjaard Tait(21), Hugo Anderson(33) and Michael Dalrymple(26) all getting starts but were dismissed as soon as they got themselves in which saw the Stags struggled to 119-8. Thanks to a very brave effort from the tail, especially by newcomer Hugh Smith. Hugh batted very sensibly and was supported well by the two quick's.

Timmy Fulton (the newly promoted number 10) supported Hugh well by rotating the strike until he got out playing a premeditated sweep shot which saw him lose all 3 of his stumps. Pat Effeney, the last man in, did his best to give Hugh as much strike as possible in the last few overs, in fact Pat did such a good job that he made sure he gets that number 10 position back, especially after Timmy 'Fools' terrible sweep shot. Hugh Smith played well for his average with a 41 not out to get us to 182-9 at the end of the 50th over. This seemed like a defendable score if the bowling and fielding was good.

The bowlers however, did not come to the party until after the first drinks break. The early Sutherland batsmen were given too many scoring opportunities and, at 152-2, with the opening batsman on the way to a century, the game was going to finish embarrassingly quickly. However, the Stags from last year are renowned for their fighting qualities and those last 30 runs proved to be very difficult to chase.

smithAll thanks to Shayne's mum showing up for some moral support giving Taity and the rest of the team a good luck wave after one of Shayne's big captaincy speeches at the drinks break. The team then started the fight back, led by a determined spell from Pat Effeney and some tight bowling from the no sightscreen end by Anthony Sherman (1-16), the Sutherland innings faltered, and runs became very hard to score.

Hugh Smith crafts an innings with the tail

At 178-8 it was anyone's game! With Pat just finishing a good spell, with figures of 31-4, Patty knocked over the Sutherland batsman with some good accurate bowling. The team continued the fight back with good fielding and tight bowling in the last few overs. Hugh(23-1) and Tim(45-1) bowled well in the end but unfortunately, the Sharks prevailed and Gordon was left to ponder what might have happened if there had been another 20-30 runs on the board.

The Stags are back at Killara next week with sightscreens on both sides against the Sydney Tigers. Now that we know what we capable of, we can take that fighting spirit into the next game and start playing to our full potential.

Taity

4th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

4th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

Tom Bangs4th Grade gets washed out 

Day 1

After using up a get out of jail free card last week, 4th Grade arrived at Jenson Oval (well most of us) looking to improve on last week's performances - especially with the bat.

Shane 'I never lose a toss' Lin won the toss and put Bankstown in on what looked a very good wicket.

Tom Bangs just a week earlier in better cricket conditions

The Ef-mister ' Pat Effeney (0/30 off 8) and Tom 'She Bangs, She Bangs' Bangs (0/18 off 8) opened up with some tight lines and were both unlucky not to pick up a couple each and with 3rd slip putting down a dolly. From there the fast men toiled hard but were leaking runs due to some very average fielding.

Once Tait (0/21 off 7.4) was given the ball the runs dried up and chances started to come about. Hugh Smith (1/27 off 7) came on and bowled straight and was rewarded with a wicket. With the rain just around the corner, and tea fast approaching, the skipper injected Cubbage (1/6 off 4) into the game, and with success, picking up the opener he dropped earlier. An over later saw the umpires deem that the square was getting to wet from the consistent drizzle and called an early tea.

From then the drizzle did not stop and play was abandoned for the day with Bankstown 2/96 off 34.4 overs, which meant that Monday would be an early start and a long day.

Day 2

After the come down from the NRL Grand Final, a 24 hour bender and a festival, 4's arrived to find that water had seeped under the covers from the Saturday night downpour. At 9.30, after all the stories of the weekend had been told the umpires and captains decided that we could have our day off to enjoy. Match Drawn.

Even with a tame ending to the long weekend match we are able to get some thing out of the game. One major thing was our fielding had to pick up 200% if we are going to go one further from last year. Which, that being said, we will move on to next week which will see 4's return to Killara, for which I know for certain Pic is excited about.

Adam Cubbage

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

Tjaard TaitBowlers come through for 4th Grade

Gordon travelled out to Blacktown to start of the season looking to go one better than last year. We welcomed to the side a few fresh faces as well as some old ones coming back form last season. The pitch at Blacktown was flat as we won the toss and decided to have a bat with an idea that it would be a great day for batting and scoring plenty of runs. The only difficulty that we should encounter was the wind which was causing a lot of problems when trying to remain still at the crease.

Taity gets his castle re-arranged

We got off to a flyer with the first 2 over going for 30 with Pic(17) blasting boundaries and a little help from wides. However the early loss of Hugo for the first wicket sparked a major collapse losing the majority of the top order before the 1st drinks break as we were 5 for 70. Tom 'Ledge Jnr' Ledgerwood came in at number 7 and immediately went after the bowling and started the rescue mission. After a well made 59 he was dismissed and the Stags were all out for 166.

After the poor display with the bat we still knew that 166 runs on the board will be enough if we bowl well and hold our catches. Fulton and Effany took the new ball and applied the pressure which led to the first wicket via a run out to Hugo. Tim rolled through the top order taking 3 wickets in his first spell with a couple of dropped chances. Pat offered great support at the other end only going for 15 in his first 7 with an edge falling just short of the keeper. Ledge Jnr came on to bowl and did a good job keeping the wickets coming taking three himself.

Anthony Sherman - PicCubbage bowled very accurately all day in the difficult windy condition and only went for a very economical 29 off his 10 overs. With the score 7 for 79 we were completely outplaying Blacktown and wanted to finish of the game well. However a loss of concentration in the field led to a couple of dropped catches and a 50 run partnership that put the game in doubt. Hugh Smith came on and managed to break the partnership and take two wickets doing a great job when the game was in the balance. Tait, who claimed the last wicket and added to his 1 run for the day, may not have made a wise choice in naming himself the captain of his fantasy team.

'Pic' Sherman gets his side off to a flyer

The game didn't go as smoothly as we would have liked, but a win is a win with the batsmen clearly showing their rust and offering poor shot selection. The bowlers did a great job today bowling a good line and being patient. There is plenty of work to be done, but the 4th grade side is one that will go from strength to strength each week and play some exciting cricket this year. Well done to the club in taking 4 wins which is a great start to the year. Good luck to everyone next week and let's knock Bankstown off.

Shayne Lin

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 09/10

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 09/10

The Poidevin Gray Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 21 years of age.

The Poidevin Gray matches are played on a Sunday, and consists of 3 T20 matches and 4 one-dayers, with the top 6 sides making their way through finals.

For the PG schedule go to Fixtures.

Poidevin Gray match reports for 2009/10 season are provided below:

PG's Report vs North Sydney - T20 (1)

PG's Report vs North Sydney - T20 (1)

Wet weather cancelled the match before play had begun.

 

Second Grade Match Reports 09/10

Second Grade Match Reports 09/10

The Second Grade team plays for The Albert Cup.

All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants. Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Second grade schedule go to Fixtures

Second Grade match reports for 2009/10 season are provided below:

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 15

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 15

Hamish Angus2nd Grade go down... but not without a fight 

Cheaaatswood Oval was the venue for second grades last game of the season, against the Students. As Harry Evans had moved up to first grade, Hamish 'Torah' Angus dropped back down after his close encounter with Josh Hazlewood. Matt Kelly went back into retirement, so the other change was Reg coming back into the side after a run in the threes due to work commitments. Ben 'Parratt' Garratt was the stand in skipper and after winning the toss he elected to bat on a sunny day.

Hamish Angus rocks back and cuts through point

Justin 'Salad' Avendano was the first wicket to fall, possibly distracted by a women walking round the ground which would have been the 'first girl he's seen in three weeks!' Reg joined Torah at the crease and they both looked good as they added a partnership of 73 before Reg got caught for 41 off a rank ball off the Students leg spinner, which was not the last time it happened that day!

Parratt, 'Missy' Higgins and Henry 'Perez' Carmichael all departed quickly and were also soon joined in the sheds by Torah and Sweeney to leave the Reserve Grade at 135-7 (note I listed the score the proper way, how it should be)! Torah batted well for his 61, and it was the solid innings we needed at the top of the order. Archer came in and played some good looking shots including a big six over to the home changing rooms before he was dismissed. Rob 'Deano' Edwards was the next man out after a handy 29. Poysden and Sadler managed to swat a few runs before Sadler was cleaned up and the Stags were all out for 190, a score that we thought was defendable as long as we were disciplined, and fielded with lots of energy.

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Reg Livermore works the Uni bowlers around Chatswood Oval

The students came out firing and dispatched first Sweeney, then Beau, then the spinners, Archer and Poysden, until the score was 113-2 off 14 overs as they went for a double bonus points. 'Salad' Avendano was awarded the chat captaincy for the first five overs of their innings and was a bit quiet until the gauntlet was passed to Poysden and he kept it going for the next 33 overs, making sure he made the most of his last game in Australia.

The game then changed dramatically with the spinners taking five wickets for one run, with Archie taking one, and Poysden getting 4 wickets in ten balls. The Students were 114-5 and seemed a long way from home. This livened everyone up and was one of the most enjoyable passages of play the author had played in since his arrival. Two Sydney Uni batters then put together a solid partnership to see the game home. It was a disappointing end to the season which at times promised more but we have learnt lessons and will be back stronger next year.

I just want to take this chance to thank everyone from the club, Tids and Catts for helping me get here, the rest of the committee,  Hoppa for his advice at training, and of course all the players for making this such a quality 7 months for me. I will be having leaving drinks at Chelsea on the 3rd April and would love people to come so I can get a good chance to say goodbye. We are a talented club and next year should perform a lot better! I can promise I will be back soon, maybe even as soon as next season depending on how my cricket goes at home.

Proud to be a Stag!

Pom

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Hamish Angus shows off his ability to the captive media contingent

2nd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 10

2nd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 10

sweeney2nd Grade gets picked off by the Hawks

Better late than never. It's taken over a week and a good win at UNSW to get to the point of being able to bear a recount of our worst loss of the season to the Hawks in the round 10 one-dayer.

Will Sweeney toils hard at the start of the innings

We never should have lost this game after being in strong positions throughout each innings. 'Reg' Livermore decided to bowl first with the wicket looking a little sticky and it looked a good decision as we had them 3-40 early on. However, we couldn't capitalise on our good start as we bowled too many loose balls and conceded too many sundries. The extras count of 32 proved to be close to the winning margin at the end of the day.

Bad balls and fielding mistakes happen, but it is important that when they do the whole side rallies and shows the energy and spirit to lift the standard. This is something we can do better in 2nd grade but certainly took steps in the right direction at UNSW on Saturday.

Henry Carmichael was probably the pick of the bowlers despite not taking a wicket. He had 0-13 off 6 overs and in hindsight it perhaps would have been helpful if he had got his full 10. Bowling restrictions on the younger quicks must be a headache for the captains.

As we know, wickets in hand are a great asset toward the end of an innings at Chatswood. We allowed Hawks this luxury and paid the price with 63 runs coming from the final 6 overs of their dig, taking their total to 8-264 from 50 overs.

Our top order started the chase nicely with Reg scoring 38 and Harry at number three scoring 32. Blair Lindsay was also in top form with 80 until he was run out from a direct hit taking a tight single. He was the third wicket down with the score at 180 with 14 overs still remaining. This meant a run a ball chase for the remaining batsmen which we backed ourselves to achieve at Chatswood with 7 wickets in hand. We struggled to keep the board ticking over though, and as the run rate lifted so did the intensity and spirit of the fielding side who showed good fight to stay in the game after being in such a poor position.

The pressure told with 5 of the last 7 batsmen dismissed in single figures to leave us all out 229 and ending any chance of keeping our finals destiny in our own hands. Even after our win in at UNSW in Round 11 we still need to win our last 4 games and hope results go our way but it's a funny old game and we'll be doing our best to give ourselves every chance. Fingers crossed.

Chris Archer

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 7

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 7

angus2nd Grade lose the battle of the bats

A new look 2nd Grade side traveled away to confront Randy-Petes in Round 7. Coogee Oval was the scene of a beachside festivity and drunken hilarity, but also a very docile wicket which would almost certainly favour the batting side. As it turned out, the carnival like atmosphere would do nothing to overshadow the intriguing nature of the run-an-over cricket on display over the two days.

Hamish Angus taps one down to mid-off

Hopes were high on the first morning as skipper 'Reg' Livermore won the toss and elected to bat. Whilst Blair fell LBW in the first hour to a handy delivery, Hamish joined the skip at the crease, and the two proceeded to build the foundations for a solid total. The cricket was tedious at times during the first couple of sessions with the batsmen unfazed and score progressing extremely slowly. A disillusioned 'Fester' Todd commented, 'Oh'I have never seen two batsmen look more solid at the crease than these guys.' I swear I didn't detect any sarcasm in this statement at the time. In light of this sentiment, and also underestimating the ability of both batsmen to 'block the sh!t' out of the ball for extended periods, 'Missy' Higgins promised to wear his full batting kit out that evening if he was not at the crease by tea.

If my calculations are correct, he remained in his pads and whites for approximately 17 hours last Saturday, not appearing at the wicket until close to 4.30. Despite the wait, he knocked up a useful 41 in as many balls to get the score moving along. To be fair the wicket was slightly slow and the opposition attacked bowled accurately all day. Reg and Hamish both batted extremely well to reach chanceless centuries in the final session, giving Gordon the upper hand in the game. Useful contributions from Dowsley and Carmichael saw the final total reach 333.

Taking the field mid-way through the first hour on day 2, the Gordon attack were solid, but largely ineffective on a wicket which offered very little. Forgetting we had 6 other medium pace bowlers in the team, Reg opened up with Archer at the Civic Video end. Whilst he didn't get a wicket, Archie consistently worried the batsmen, bowling a long and economical spell. Fester was equally as good, turning the ball sharply at times and unlucky not to pick up several wickets in his spell. At lunch, the scoring graph was taking a painfully familiar shape, with Randy Petes 0-45 at lunch.

It was not until Effeney came on after an hour and a half that the first breakthrough was achieved. Bowling some very heavy deliveries on debut, he collected 2 big wickets to give the Stags some momentum and get them back in the game. Unfortunately, the attack tired in the afternoon, and Randy-Petes cruised home scoring 160 runs in the final session, a good demonstration of what a side can do with wickets in hand. Whilst there were some positives to take out of the game, there is some work to do for 2nd Grade to get their season back on track.

Will Sweeney 'Todd'
2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 6

2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 6

livermoreSecond Grade Report vs Fairfield  

The second XI continued their good start to the season with a complete performance against Fairfield Liverpool at Rosedale. With Chad Soper returning to Second grade the bowling stocks were strengthened and the team looked threatening with both bat and ball.

(Reg Livermore in action)

The pre-match warm up went to plan besides the most critical. The toss was lost and the stags were in the field on a hot day and a pitched that looked more like the Hume Hwy. Super Soper and JC took the new ball and bowled with great control. Chad picked up a wicket in the 3rd over with a regulation catch to Elliot Richtor at gully. This was the first of many for El, at least he caught this one with a hint of technique. JC was unlucky not to pick up a wicket in his opening spell but produced many deliveries that troubled the batsman and had numerous appealed turned down.

Chris 'Patty' Archer took the ball and bowled unchanged for the rest of the day with an enduring 26 over spell of class. Patty showed why he is involved in the Sea FM cricket clinics picking up 6 wickets and turning the game to the stags. Archie is a perfect example someone who puts in 110% and how with hard work come the rewards. Well done Patty! Arch was well supported by Henry 'H C Bomb' Carmichael who bowled tight to build pressure. JC returned to pick up a wicket as did Sweeney. Super Soper also took a second wicket to finish with 2.

archerThe bowling effort was well supported in the field, particularly considering the trying conditions. The standard of catching in the reserve grade has set the standard for the club and is making life easier for the bowlers. Although we still need to address our energy levels over the whole day as we have periods of high energy and some with low. Some would say a little like a night out with Ricky. Speaking of Ricky, he self proclaimed himself Man of the Match honors with a great set of ALF marks in the field finishing with 4 catches (Harry Evans couldn't believe this considering his display in PG's against ND's last year) and 5 not out. Well done Els.

(Chris Archer in action)

With half the job done, the message from the captain was to get to stumps without loss and reassess for the following Saturday. Reg and Bear Grills took to the field and came off an hour later with the stags in a commanding position. Reg was unnaturally the enforcer and played attacking cricket whilst taking minimal risk. Bear '1 of 2 in the whole world with this name' Grills played a mature innings and played himself in. Bear played within himself and the boys got us to stumps on day 1 at 0-67 (Damon Livermore 48*, Blair Lindsay 14*).

The next Saturday rolled around and it was even hotter with JC nursing a rather large head ache and sleep deprivation the stags new the job at hand and the bowlers were enjoying their well deserved break. The roles reversed in the morning session with Blair taking the attacking roll and Reg the supporting. The boys took the score to 97 before Blair was caught at gully for a well complied 34. I am sure a big score is just around the corner. Harry Evans took off from Blair and continued his good run of form with some beautiful stroke play which would have made Roger proud. Harry is on the move and hopefully will soon be out of 2nd grade so that others can get some runs. Harry 'as normal' rode his luck but played a very attacking and aggressive innings that was fully of majestic boundaries and dangerous running. Harry was out for a well made 68.

evansMeanwhile Reg was doing everything required of himself in trying conditions whilst grinding the opposition into the ground. Ian Higgins strolled to the crease with the umpire asking why he had blood shot eyes; Missy was quick to point out that he was a champion at Play Station 3 and offered free tutoring. These two took us passed the required total with Damon Livermore bringing up his 9th century for the club. His knock was one that showed the younger guys in the team just how to apply them selves when they bat and wait for the balls in their areas.

(Harry Evans in action)

A great knock from Reg and a well deserved hundred. Ian was unfortunately out to a full toss which he didn't pick up and was adjudged LBW for 17, the author was then out next ball LBW and might have well, just not have picked it up. Man of the match Eliot Richtor took us tea with a majestic 5 not out.

A fantastic effort for the whole team with a comprehensive win and a good platform to build on for next week. Well done to Archie's 6 wickets and Reg's 116* for putting us in such a strong position. Still areas of improvement but we showed that we have the potential to match it with all teams in this competition. A complete performance'Up the stags!

Stay out of trouble..

Hamish Angus

2nd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 5 - Day 1

2nd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 5 - Day 1

campbellCampbell takes 7, before batsmen falter at the close

Round 5 of the Sydney grade cricket competition pitted two posh rivals against each other. Eastern Suburbs with its trendy bars, architectural sights and harbour views against Gordon's leafy surroundings and suburban living, at Chatswood Oval - the epicentre of multiculturalism this side of the bridge. And Chatswood was its usual hive of activity with a procession of bottles smashing, sirens singing to the sound of emergencies and tires screeching in perfect harmony with honking horns. This, coupled with misled youths experimenting with all forms of life, makes Chatswood oval a wonderful place to play cricket.

The only man to stand up, James 'JC' Campbell takes seven

Mother nature played her part too, treating both sides to a fine Sydney summers day in September. Easts' captain Kirk won the toss and elected to have first use of what looked to be a green Chatswood wicket. His decision proved a poor one for himself personally as he was dismissed by a rank half tracker that seamed significantly back at him from Sweeney and only managed to play on. Sweeney himself having attempted to tackle a fence the over before was heard to say "oh no!" as he released the ball. The first wicket epitomised how the mornings session was to play out, as Gordon continued to pick up easy wickets thanks to some hapless batting from the dolphins top order.

James Campbell was his ever steady self from the Trumper Pavillion end. His consistent display of left-arm-finger-spin-off-the-long-run was rewarded by some poor shot selection and exceptional fielding. His first wicket of Schutz was brilliantly taken down the leg side by Evans standing up to the stumps. The best, or more accurately, fortuitous moment of catching saw the dismissal of the ever dangerous Warner whose run scoring prowess is well respected amongst grade cricketers across the city.

After a out witting the talented opener Robson leg before, Warner came to the wicket in his ever confident stride. Campbell pitched a half volley on leg stump which Warner happily clipped of his legs for what would have been a certain boundary had it not been for Higgins standing at bat-pad who managed to stop the ball mid flight with a combination of groin, forearm and a prayer. His arrogant celebration of a shrug of the shoulders and a flick to square leg either suggested that this occurrence was a regularity or that he had no idea what had happened. I'm rather inclined to lean towards the latter. A better bloke would have apologised to Steve, but having copped the rath of some more than accurate sledging in the past, perhaps this was a square up.

When Rob Edwards claimed an athletic caught and bowled on the stroke of the subway interval, Gordon stood at a false position of having Easts at 5-70. Edwards claimed to have injured his abdominal region, however upon further inspection, Missy could only see the workings of a perfectly formed abdomen that Jay Cutler would be proud of. There's no way Edwards could ever be injured, it would be like Jesus crying - it just wouldn't happen.

After the lunch break, Easts' Dai Williams looked to grab back the ascendancy with a succession of dominant front foot play. Williams was brilliant. Technically sound, although never properly tested on the back foot, his prowess through predominately cover, point and square leg both reflected a man in good form and plenty of ability with shots around the wagon wheel and some wayward bowling which was deservedly punished. Gordon did give him a life however when on 80 off the bowling of Campbell. Evans, again standing up to the stumps, shelled a difficult chance as Williams looked to push off the back foot through cover. His hundred came up a few overs later as he superbly stroked Archer through cover for his 16th four of a near flawless innings.

carmichaelWilliams bonded fruitful partnerships with wicket keeper Mitchell - who batted for more than hour for his 20 -and David Richards who made an aggressive 60 batting at 9, notably hitting two large sixes over long-on off Archer who unfortunately never got into his rhythm.

Henry Carmichael pushes through the slippery conditions

Richards should have been run out just after tea, but Gordon's inability to seize key moments again cost them and the partnership between he and Williams continued to flourish on its way to 129 before Campbell returned to the fray and claimed the wicket of the hard hitting Richards. Captain Livermore was hard pressed to find a bowler to support Campbell, whose 25.2 overs not only yielded 7 deserved wickets, but only conceded 69 runs. The four other bowlers used were rotated, but neither could find a consistent rhythm and regularly bowlers slipped at the crease at the moment of delivery. Sweeney at one point asking for sawdust to lay in the crease.

The last 3 wickets fell in the space of 10 minutes, leaving Gordon a tricky last hour to negotiate before the close of day 1. Lindsey was the first to fall for 2, unluckily given out caught behind. Gordon 1-13. Night watchman Archer could only survive 12 minutes and 6 balls before a clever bit of bowling from Bernhard Ballin saw him caught at bat pad, his first of 3 evening wickets. Gordon 2-18. Eccles looked in decent touch, driving well down the ground and swiftly avoiding short balls before he was adjudicated leg before from that man David Richards. Eccles appeared displeased with the decision, but he had to go and Gordon teetered at 3-19.

When Livermore was caught between leaving a ball and playing, he could only manage to chop onto his stumps and Gordon crashed to a woeful 4-21. Evans played out the last over with 3 confident boundaries, whilst Higgins happily watched at the non-strikers end on 0*. Gordon 4-33. 

Eastern Suburbs stand in a more than dominant position and will be entertaining thoughts of an outright victory during the working week, whilst Gordon will look to consolidate and try to get into a position where they can once more win the game. A tense first session is set to ensue at Chatswood on day 2.

Missy 

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

james campbellThree brilliant performances give Twos number one spot

What a great little ground Chatswood Oval is, just ask Steve [Colley] and Harry [Evans]. If I had to describe our efforts over the last fortnight I think that 'a superb team effort, punctuated by individual brilliance' sums it up nicely. Although we didn't always have things our own way, as the final scoreboards may have suggested ... The flip of the coin didn't land our way and it's definitely an area we can improve in, I'm looking at you 'Reg' Livermore. We were obviously sent to the field to bowl on what some had described as one of the flattest wickets they'd ever seen. But that's cricket and it was a cracking day to be out in the sun.

James Campbell leads the boys from the ground after taking 5-for on the first day

There were some concerns early in the day as to who would actually be bowling all of our overs with so many of our team placed under bowling restrictions. Chris Archer was quickly nominated to step up and bowl long spells from one end, which he did, taking 3-59 from his 21 over's. Talking to Chris after the game he felt he was improving each week, and taking 3 wickets in the conditions we faced is a great platform for improvement. A great performance from such a consistent cricketer and team man.

But the talk of the first weekend was all about James 'Supremely fit' Campbell who bowled 30.3 over's in what was a mammoth effort from the left arm speedster. He took 5-68 and showed that patience with the ball will be rewarded, it was an important lesson to learn and one we must carry forward right through the season. Well done Jim, many more to come I'm sure.

colleyAnother great sign of things to come was the bowling of HSC student Henry Carmichael. He took 1-48 from 16 over's that included 5 maidens and delivered exactly what captain Reg wanted, that is, full and straight bowling to a well set field. From memory we only dropped one chance which if taken would have been very close to the best catch I'd ever seen.

Steve 'What HSC?' Colley gets some revision in whilst Sydney searchs for balls at Chatswood Bowls club

Not only was the bowling of the highest standard so too was the fielding with our energy and discipline being outstanding pretty well the whole day. It was one of the best fielding performances that I've been a part of for quite some time. Sydney all out for 298 and plenty of work left to do next week.

Well the work that was left to do was taken squarely on the shoulders by yet another HSC student Steve 'Col Doctor' Colley and Harry Evans whose record breaking 284 run partnership took us to within inches of victory, well before tea. Both never really looked like getting out, until Steve dragged his foot and was stumped down the leg side and Harry run out after a tap on from the bowler's foot after a Reg straight drive. Where to start with their innings? Harry's innings could have been over with a dropped chance at 2nd slip with him still on 0 proving a costly mistake. After that early chance, Harry batted with a fierce determination and scored in a positive manner with quick singles and some punishing pull shots that cleared the boundary.

evansSteve on the other hand was more aggressive, especially in the period between reaching his hundred and getting out. Singles weren't so much of a worry for Steve and he managed to capitalise, scoring consecutive boundaries on many an occasion to make up the difference. It was a pleasure to watch but did come with mixed emotions as one [unnamed player] of the top 3 did miss out big time on the weekend. Well done also to Reg and Missy who both picked up some time in the middle scoring 25 a piece to see us through to tea and the end of the match.

If you're sick of seeing his photo, spare a thought for the opposition! - Harry Evans scores a ton

Well done lads and bring on Easts!

Blair 'Bear' Lindsay

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

Chris Archer

2nd Grade Match Report vs Sutherland

Another disappointing round overall for the Stags, however second grade can certainly hold their heads high after a close defeat at the hands of a strong Sutherland outfit. Only a few crucial moments and a powerful batting display from a first class opponent prevented us from taking this one out.

Archer is congratulated after a sharp catch off James Campbell

10 of our 11 were present to remove the covers form a surprisingly dry Chatswood Oval, but unfortunately for Rob Edwards, he is now $20 lighter as a result of Reg's new rule that a fine will be incurred if a player arrives more than 20 minutes late. Fortunately for the rest of the team this money will be going straight into the beer fund.

A bad toss to lose saw us sent in on a deck doing plenty early on. Steve Colley fell victim to it in just the first over, edging behind for 0. Steve has had an unlucky start to the season, copping some good deliveries early in his digs, but looks too good in his technique not to post some big scores as the season goes on. Blair Lindsay also went within the first 10 overs after not quite getting on to a short ball and was caught at mid wicket.

After this slow start the ship was steadied by Reg, who didn't score many but batted for more than 10 overs to see off their quicks who were doing the early damage, and Harry Evans, who batted beautifully for 97. It was a very mature innings from Harry who got himself in on a tough wicket with determined defending and smart running between wickets. He then accelerated the scoring by taking advantage of the short Chatswood boundary and some loose bowling from their spinners to hit three sixes and numerous fours.

Ian HigginsIan Higgins and Elliot Richtor have both returned from England in fantastic form to play great supporting roles for Harry with 43 for Missy and 48 not out for Emo. Some excellent striking from both players, in particular Emo late in the innings, along with some helpful dropped catches, saw us reach 8/242 at the end of our 50. A good total considering the early batting conditions, we ground it out well after a poor start and our running between the wickets was key in reaching our score, as it was against Blacktown in Round One. We must continue this good cricket.

Higgins back from England and in form with the willow

Reg has spoken to us about the importance of momentum, particularly in one-day cricket, and we certainly took the momentum from the back end of our batting innings into our bowling after lunch. James Campbell and Will Sweeney were tidy in the opening overs, with JC the pick of our bowlers overall. His 5th over was taken for 16 runs by one of their openers but credit to Reg who had faith in him and to JC for coming back next over to get his man. Another wicket in the same over and two more in his 10th saw JC finish with 4/39. Some sharp catches from Archer, Edwards and Reg had us in the box seat with Sutherland stumbing to 5/73 from 21 overs. Rob was the other wicket taker with his second scalp for the season.

A magnificent partnership from their 6 and 7 then took the game away from us. Their number 6, who apparently has played plenty of first-class games across the ditch (or is that dutch?), scored a match-winning 82 including five sixes, two of which made Reg very unpopular with CityRail staff - in particular one train driver - when he went to fetch the ball off the tracks. It took a great catch from Henry Carmichael off the bowling of Emo to finally get rid of him. He was also well supported by the number 7 who ended up with 69 not out. Our bowling and fielding was still quite good throughout the partnership of 138 and we never put our heads down. Perhaps maintaining a fuller length for longer periods would have helped the bowlers create more pressure but all in all it was good cricket that won Sutherland the game, we certainly didn't hand it to them. I'm sure the bowling group will continue to improve and learn to better build pressure through consecutive tight overs and bowling in partnerships, and this will make us very tough to beat as the season progresses.

The mood in the sheds after the game was as positive as can be after a loss. We knew that we were close to taking down a good side that consisted of 10 players with first grade experience. Only a crucial toss and an excellent partnership prevented us from doing so and we all know where we can improve to make sure we are back on the winners list next week.

Also good to see plenty of the boys stay back for a beer and get across to Chelsea for dinner as well. Let's make sure that continues lads.

Chris Archer

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Harry Evans Harry Evans Harry Evans

Harry Evans on display: Smash, Bash, Crash, Punch, Flick, Closure.

2nd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

2nd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

No report submitted

Rain washed out most of the first day and all of the second.

Please see match results for individual player's statistics.

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

Hamish Angus2nd Grade notch up a victory against Blacktown 

A quick trip down the M2 / M7 link on the way to Blacktown's home ground seems a pretty simple yet expensive journey. For some, the $9.57 to get to the game on time, without a GPS, is a small price to pay. For others who like the scenic route, albeit via Penrith, $37 in tolls seems quite a hefty dent to the austudy allowance.

The saying 'Tales never fails in New south Wales' has never rung truer.

Hamish Angus returns to a happy hunting ground

The new poster boy for the SCA fixtures program and Inaugural Inside Cricket Magazine 'club player of the month', Damon 'Reg' Livermore, won the toss and decided that the Stags Second Best XI would bat first on a hard yet grassy wicket.

On the windiest of windy days, batting was going to be difficult.

Stags openers of Colley (14) and Lindsay (19) got us off to a good start at 4 runs per over. Letting the ball go on a seaming wicket was crucial. These guys showed great respect for the good balls whilst cashing in on anything short. Both were unlucky to be out to sharp chances. Harry Evans (74) steadied the ship with a fantastic partnership with Hamish Angus (25). Both batted extremely well on a deck that had brought them premiership glory back in the Dave "Tweety" Gray era. The singles, which these guys 'stole', were unbelievable and no doubt were the difference between us winning and losing the match.

Harry EvansAngus who was unlucky to be caught off a waist high full toss, showed great temperament throughout his innings, hopefully a big innings is around the corner. His dismissal brought Elliot Richtor (25) to the crease. Els hasn't lost any of his touch whilst in England and the combination with Evans was wonderful to watch. Crisp stroke play so early in the season had to be admired. As the push for runs in the latter part of the innings brought the downfall of Evans, next man in Robert 'GPS' Edwards (25) showed his class as a finisher, knocking the ball to all parts. Will Sweeney (25) was the quiet achiever in the late flurry, knocking the ball around and rotating the strike. Sweens cover drive was in action and the bowlers had no hesitation in feeding him fodder to dispatch through the off side.

Harry Evans pumps one over the top

Chris Archer made a welcomed return to Sydney grade cricket with a run a ball 20. A total of 268 '8 was a pretty decent in those conditions. The running between wickets was sensational and to be fair about half of our dismissals were to very sharp catches. So on any other day, all those scores of 25 might turn into 50's. All the Stags batsmen performed extremely well for this initial bout for the 09/10 season, hopefully this will be a sign for things to come.

As the wind continued to be annoyingly gale force, the Stags set out to make inroads against The Blacktown batting line up. The 'J 'connection of James Campbell (1-28) and James Kennedy (1-39) performed well. Left armer opening bowlers are never easy to face and these guys are no exception. Both struck early, leaving the 'Warriors' reeling at 2 wickets down for just 5 runs. Stags were definitely on top now. The next partnership was a blur. Honestly. The next 120 runs came at 7 runs per over. We didn't bowl as badly as the score indicated. The batsmen chanced their arm on anything that was slightly wide. Balls in the air often missed awaiting hands by only centremetres and often ended up at the boundary.

Will SweeneySometimes its hard to set fields in these times as no one, not even the batsmen expect balls to be flying in those unorthodox directions. Chris Archer (0-49) was unlucky not to grab a couple of wickets. Shots just clearing the fielders and an edge to slip was grassed. Archie showed great variation with his deliveries beating the bat on numerous occasions. The drinks break was a welcomed relief. We knew that if we hung in there and just got a single wicket, we could again grab the game by the scruff of the neck. The old sugar hit did work wonders. Steve Colley (3-42) getting the vital wicket. The dismissal of their consistent left-hander came almost instantly, soon to be followed by another wicket. Add another twist, with their number 5 blazing a rapid 25 in 4 overs, a definite roller coaster was in action.

Will Sweeney performing with bat and ball

Will Sweeney (4-36) started the roll we desperately needed. Three wickets in quick succession, definitely took the wind out of the Warriors sail.

Unfortunately for us, the wind was also out of our sails. Having the opposition 8-185, a good side would have knocked over the tail without fuss. We, on the other hand, took the foot off the throat, lost all our intensity and decided to drag the finish out for another 12 overs. Eventually bowling them out for 219. Which still looks good on paper against our 268-8 but after the many twists and turns of the game, a sub 200 score would have been a much more satisfying result.

A bit of an anti-climax really. That may sound quite harsh but in reality, bonus points don't come along too often and the opportunity to grab one or two extra points definitely presented itself.

The victory was still one to be proud of. A great start to the new season and many positive signs. We have a great bunch of young men in the team with talent to burn. If we can turn that potential into runs and wickets on a Saturday, second grade will be pleasant place to be.

That's what im talking about!

Yours in Cricket

Reginald

 

Third Grade Match Reports 09/10

Third Grade Match Reports 09/10

The third grade team plays for Mitchell Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the third grade schedule go to Fixtures

Third Grade match reports for 2009/10 season are provided below:

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 15

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 15

Leon Galaptis3rd Grade teach the Students a lesson

After last round's epic battle with St George, we turned up to Sydney Uni No. 2 ready to do battle with a team who would have to win to have any chance of making the finals. For the Stags, out of finals contention, our job was to enjoy our cricket and ensure the students would join us in playing their last game of the season.

Leon Galaptis rocks back and puts one away

We warmed up with 10 men as Alex Campbell was having difficulty getting from Redfern station to Sydney Uni and arrived after the toss. With just one player less, the warm up, in terms of enthusiasm and volume was definitely won by the students. They play the same warm up game each year, and each year it is played with the same passion and tenacity.

Unfortunately, after losing the toss and being sent in by the Gordon skipper, the enthusiasm and tenacity was seemingly used up in the warm up as they capitulated for 82 inside half their allocated overs. Some of their shot selection gifted the visitors wickets and it was hard to believe this was a side who were playing for a semi final spot (results would ensure they would not have made it even if they had won). But, the Gordon bowlers bowled good areas for the 2nd week in a row and reaped the rewards.

Adair Durie led from the front with 3 wickets, and he had good support from James Kidd (2 wickets), Charlie Bangs (2) and Nick Dowsley (3). 4 bowlers used and a simple run chase hopefully.

Leon Galaptis and Nick DowselyMick Dalrymple (34) and the energetic and effervescent Leon Gulaptis (31*) ensured the target was reached with ease, inside 16 overs, 2 bonus points and an afternoon off to support 1st and 5th grade. A brilliant last couple of games, with two completely different victories. One a hard grind, the other a complete annihilation. Both showed what is need to win games. We need to turn up each week with the same intensity and stick to the cricket basics.

Leon and Nick Dowsley complete the innings and take the 8 points back to Chatswood

Thanks to Ed Snr for scoring throughout the season and to the parents who dropped by and helped out with teas, drinks etc.

Ed Howitt Jnr 

Third Grade report vs Saints

Third Grade report vs Saints

howittThird Grade report vs Saints  

A really good win against a disciplined team sitting 2nd in the competition. Gordon 3rd grade's third visit in a row to Harold Fraser and 3rd win on the trot against the Dragons. All 3 games we have batted first and defended scores less than 200.Very satisfying!!

(Ed Howitt celebrates another bowled victim)

After the disaster the previous round, the thirsty 3rds were looking to atone for the disappointing batting performance and were asked to bat first on a flat, slow wicket. Saints theory, I suspect, was to use their best bowlers before they went up to 2nds the following week. Livermore (73) and Dalrymple (36) made a perfect start, albeit with Dalrymple offering a couple of simple chances which were not grasped.

Runs were difficult to come by against a patient attack, slow outfield and very defensive field. The plan was to bat the day and we succeeded in achieving this aim. Twenty's from Dowsley and Rosen, saw the total at the end of the day reach 4/197 (off 80). Hardly exhilarating cricket but cricket which would allow us to control the game and a relief after our dismal batting performance against Mosman. Reg batted extremely well and held the innings together. He occupied the crease for 70 overs and thwarted Saints plan to capitalise on our errors through unwavering concentration and patient shot selection. A batting lesson!!

After day 1, I read on the St George website that given the score we must have been playing for a 'respectable draw'. I am not sure of the scribe of these words, but their comments were duly noted by most at the club. The decision to declare overnight and win the game in the last over was most satisfying after reading the above comments. Oh'..and you don't get any points for a draw. You do get 6 for a win though!!!

Day 2 we turned up with the intention to bat for 5/6 overs and set Saints 220-230. Unfortunately the rain during the week (which Reg had forecast the previous Saturday) changed those plans. One end of the wicket was very wet, but to St George's credit they were very keen to play and produced 3 blowers to dry the pitch.

durieThese, together with a nice breeze and clear sky, saw the game commence 2.5 hours late, with 8 overs lost. The wicket was still a little soft, but would only make scoring difficult if we bowled well. The brains trust (Rosen/Dowsley/Livermore/Durie) were split as to whether to bat on or declare. The captain decided to declare and allow St George a very gettable total and nearly equal time. Saints batted slowly for the first half innings, losing 4 wickets in the process.

(Part of the brains trust Adair Durie in action at Harold Fraser) 

However, the opposition looked on top at 4/110 and it was at this time we saw the departure of selectors Wilson and Hickman. Faith gentleman!! We fought back through good bowling and pressure on new batsmen to play outstanding cricket shots to score 8 an over for the last 8 overs. The game ended in the last over with a run out and the Stags victors by just 3 runs. A good game of cricket and full credit to determined batting and excellent, straight bowling. Adair Durie, Alex Campbell, James Kidd and Charlie Bangs all bowled superbly and the victory  is greatly attributed to their ability to bowl at the stumps, bowl to the field set and be patient.

I would be quite happy to travel to Harold Fraser again next year. It is a good stomping ground for the Stags!!

Ed Howitt

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13

KiddThe hunter becomes the hunted as 3rd Grade get demolished

With a heavy downpour on Friday evening the pitch was looking very favourable for the bowlers. After Gordon had won the toss and sent Mosman in to bat, it was clear that the pitch worked favourably for the opening pair. With the ball swinging and moving off the seem it wasn't easy for Mosman's batsmen, and with an early wicket from Charles 'Banger' Bangs, things were looking good for Gordon, another 2 wickets from James 'Billy' Kidd helped by a very sharp catch from Mick Dalrymple.

"Billy" Kidd takes two early poles

At 6/40 the Stags were in the box seat after some very tight and aggressive bowling from Alex 'Junior' Campbell picking up a well deserved 2/9 and proving that he has a little more pace than his older brother, who was seen watching from the sideline. Adam Fleming (1/9) and Nick Dowsley (1/15) kept things tight and were unlucky not to have a few more wickets with some dropped catches. With the captain being a rose amongst the thorns, or in this case a spinner amongst the pace-men, it was time for Edward Howitt to have a trundle, giving the ball plenty of flight to try to tempt the batsmen into some shots. He proved successful picking up a very handy 2/20.

At 9/50 the end of the Mosman batsman was near, however a handy last wicket partnership and multiple dropped catches meant the visitors last wicket partnership proved to be costly for the Stags with the last wicket coming in the 2nd over after tea, with the Mosman finishing at a final score of 98. Overall a sound performance in the field from the Stags with an always high standard of fielding and bowling we walked off the field with our heads held high, and Mosman with their tails between their legs.

With each batsman only needing 10 runs each and the pitch beginning to flatten out a first innings win for the Stags was on the cards and we were quietly confident with our approach to the run chase' however we must have been reading the wrong cards, as Mosman's opening bowlers tore through the Gordon top, middle and lower order like a hot curry to roll us for a mere 30 runs in 11 overs with only Damon 'can I please have some chewing gum' Livermore and Charlie 'Cow corner' Bangs making double figures, with Charlie showing some initiative to go big with a two consecutive boundaries including a large 6. Full credit should be given to the Mosman bowling attack' well one bowler in particular that scalped 8 of our batsman and showed us what were the right areas to bowl.

dowsleyBefore we knew it we were back in the field with little left to play for but to try to maintain some honour. The new ball proved useful once again, however the Mosman batsmen had a little more spring in their step this time around and proved slightly more difficult to dismiss. 2 wickets fell before the end of play on Day 1 leaving the score at 2/40.

Day 2 sees 'Digger' Dowsely perform well with the ball

Day 2 of the game saw a new pitch and a new game, the grass from the previous week had gone and the pitch looked flat and batsman friendly. Leading by 68 runs at the start of play the Mosman side came out to play from the start for what for them was a very possible outright win, a good start saw several boundaries come from the opening over's of the day. However the 'Banger' struck after tempting an aggressive left hander into a ambitious cover drive.

With Adam 'Flem ball' Fleming suffering a dancing injury to his ankle on Friday night it was then up to Alex Campbell to take the reins with the older ball, bowling extremely well, with some excellent pace took the second wicket of the day, which lead to a dry up of some runs for Mosman. Campbell managed to pick up 5 for 32 for the day. Campbell was well supported by Nick 'Digga' Dowsley, bowling some excellent lines and lengths consistently, a modest 3 for 21 return. With time running out for a run chase to be possible the Mosman captain continued to bat after tea already being over 200 hundred runs in front. Not long after tea the remainder of the Mosman players were dismissed and we were set a run chase of 239 from a mere 33 overs.

With a Gordon victory not looking likely it was time for the Gordon batsmen to regain some confidence and to find some form. 'Reg' Livermore showed some class with bat , scoring an unbeaten 65 and Dowsley putting a modest 23 on the board. A partnership between two of the more experienced players in the side little Brett Rosen and Livers, brought some entertainment to the crowd with an array of shots proved that the side was more than what the score sheet from the previous week read.

At the end of the day cricket was the winner, and the result was no change from day one. However the learning experience is what we play cricket for and the side can take away some valuable things from the match.

 James 'Billy' Kidd

3rd Grade Report vs UNSW - Round11

3rd Grade Report vs UNSW - Round11

flemingThird Grade Report vs UNSW  

Being sent into the field on a stinker of a day it is easy to sit back and make excuses. We're not going to do that. 

(Adam Fleming in action against UNSW)

I think last week typified the miss part of our hit and miss season. There were patches of some good tough cricket in the field however a lack of intensity, concentration and possibly even enthusiasm once again prevented us going  for the kill when we had opportunities to take control of the innings. 

Unfortunately the same can be said for our batting. Once again off to a good start until a lack of something between the ears meant that one of the loosest spells of bowling I can remember seeing was rewarded with some big wickets and we managed to throw away a perfectly good opportunity to capitalise on a par run chase on a great pitch and outfield for batting on.

Uni made 249 for I don't know how many wickets and Gordon managed (not sure but we gave away a bonus point) to lose their last 7 for under 20 runs. Full credit to the Uni boys for taking advantage of our shortcomings. That spell by the way was probably deserving of about 1-100.

howittIt must also be said that that Dan 'the skipper will get upset if I use my favourite nickname for this kid' Lake put in a good showing for his first game in third grade. Well played to Josh Poysden also picking up several important wickets and James Kidd (during his first spell) for the second week in a row showed why blokes hate facing him in the nets .

(The skipper in action in the heat on Saturday) 

Then there's Digger, ever reliable Nick 'Digger' Dowsely again did the business with the bat longer than anyone else. I'll have bat with you for more than fifteen minutes this week mate. 

So to this weekend lets take the chance to show one of the top teams that despite our inconstancy we can match it with the best of them. Time for us to take the points that Parra probably expect to win and you never know how the top six can shape up during the silly part of the season. Lets do it right.

Brett Rosen
3rd Grade Report v Manly - Round 9

3rd Grade Report v Manly - Round 9

Beau Saddler3rd Grade Reportvs Manly

After finishing 2009 with a win against West's, the third grade team knew a strong performance was needed if they were to start 2010 well and remain in the hunt for the finals. Things started well with skipper Howitt winning the toss and electing to bat and what seemed a fairly good pitch to bat on.

Beau Saddler on debut for the Stags

The loss of 3 early wickets put the Stags on the backfoot, with the score at 3-30 just before drinks. A near 100 run partnership between Dowsley and Carmichael got the team back on track and at 3-124 going into the last over before tea the game looked to have shifted back into Gordon's favour, that was until Carmichael shouldered arms to the last ball of the over and had his off stump rattled to leave the score at 4-123 heading into tea. 

After tea wickets again fell in clusters with Dowsley playing on for a well made 63 and Sherman being taken by a good return catch from the bowler. As in the previous game, Skipper Howitt set about trying to reach a defendable score and along with James Ryan moved the score up towards 200, though again wickets fell in clusters and Gordon were bowled out for 216. Ed's 55 batting at 8 was vital in ensuring the team had something to defend, but stressed that he should not have to make runs each week to ensure the team has a chance to defend a score and that it is up to the top 6 to get the majority of the runs.

Henry CarmichaelArriving on Sunday with Manly at 1-70 in reply the bowlers knew that early wickets were vital if they were to have any chance of winning the game. The first session of play went the way of the Stags bowling good areas and with some excellent fielding had Manly at 5-140 at tea. After tea the bowlers again bowled good areas and the fielding continued to enforce the pressure onto Manly. At 8 down and still needing around 20, a ball was hit to mid off where Nick Dowsley dived forward and immediately claimed the catch, though the batsmen has not walked claiming that he believed it bounced. The umpires deliberated and, to both the batsmens and the Stags credit, once the not-out decision was made by the umpires all moved on and continued the game.

Young Henry Carmichael takes 3 wickets against the 'Tahs

Unfortunately for the Stags, Manly passed the total 8 down. All the bowlers toiled hard with wickets being shared Carmichael 3, Effeney 2, Avendano 2, and Durie 1.

It is clear that our bowling and fielding is keeping us in games and if we are to start winning games and move into contention for finals the batsmen must stand up and start scoring runs, to allow the bowlers solid totals to bowl at, starting against Hawkesbury next week.

Henry Carmichael

 Ed Hoppa Howitt James Ryan

Old man Ed 'Hoppa' Howitt and young James Ryan put on a display out in the middle

3rd Grade Report v Western Suburbs

3rd Grade Report v Western Suburbs

durie3rd Grade Report v Western Suburbs

This was an odd game ' built all upside down. The foundations were on the roof and the attic was in the basement.

(Adair Durie at Punchbowl)

Eddie won the toss and elected to bat on what looked to be reasonably good wicket. Mitchell Kleem played a typically aggressive and cheery innings, as fiery as a final Nathan Rees press conference, and which included six well-struck boundaries. He ensured that he got the team off to a good start before being caught low down in the slips and there was no doubting his disappointment at not being able to go on with it.

Thereafter, the top order failed to fire sufficiently well. A couple of promising starts but nothing of real substance.

Credit must be given to the Western Suburbs fielding and bowling, of course, which was consistently impressive. The attack was steady and controlled and forced batsmen to place a premium on their wicket.

Furthermore, and importantly, it was backed up in the field.

In particular, the cover region was patrolled well. From the pavilion it was clear that the fieldsman in that region relished his task and his anticipation was impressive.

On the whole, runs were to be hard earned.

howittJames Ledgerwood looked good and appeared to be headed for greater things before he decided, a little recklessly perhaps, to run down the wicket to a new spinner and paid the price.

(Skipper Ed Howitt)

Henry Carmichael was the pick of the first half of the order, with a well-made 36 that included some coruscating stroke play. However, he too was dismissed just when he looked well set, cutting at a ball and touching it through to the keeper.

Brett Rosen was another to show that he is a batsman of real class but unfortunately the promise of things to come was not realised.

Things looked grim at 6-104 and even worse at 7-128. But the captain was at the crease and was determined to do what he could to make a defendable total.

That withstanding, there were few indications at that point of what was to come.

But happily for the skipper, the tail did what it could to stick with him, but even still the final act of the innings was remarkable.

He added 40 something with Stobo, all through gritted teeth. It was the reincarnation of Allan Border in the mid-1980s.

Importantly, for all of those youngsters reading, the partnership lasted for well over an hour and included not a single glove punch. See. It can be done. 

bangsWith Adair Durie, Eddie's score moved from about 40 to 90. It was terrific to watch, with calculated hitting, particularly over mid-on. It was experienced batting of high calibre and the Western Suburbs attack, which had toiled manfully, was increasingly frustrated.

(Charlie Bangs at Punchbowl)

During that same period, Adair moved from 0 to 9.

This meant that Charlie Bangs was under not just a little pressure to help his captain through to his 100, which he duly did in most a remarkable manner.

The most extraordinary over began with Ed watching helplessly from the non-striker's end, perched on 99. Charlie had a number of options but most of them involved being circumspect and watchful.

Watchful he was, but circumspect he probably was not, as he crashed three of the deliveries, including the last one, to the leg side fence. Not only did he ensure that Ed had his chance at an extremely well-deserved ton, but the score was advanced in healthy and entertaining fashion in the process.

Ed's 100 was brought up with a scrurried single. There was not doubt that he was counting his runs. Both arms held aloft, he savoured what was a terrific and satisfying moment.

Truly a captain's innings, if ever there was one. However, having had the pleasure of playing alongside Eddie a few years ago in 2nd Grade, I can't say that I was altogether surprised.

Ed's devotion to the Club over the years is only matched by a handful of very special people, in my experience, and when you boil it all down it is they that make the Club what it is.

Good people come and go, as one would expect, but to have individuals such as the Ed Howitts (both Jnr and Snr) around for the long haul is to give the Club a soul and a heart beat.

They understand the nuance and the essence.

The story.

avendanoThat is why I was so thrilled to see Ed run that single. It meant that Gordon could take to the field with 262 to defend, nearly twice what might have been expected a few hours earlier.

(Justin Avendano in action)

With 19 overs to bowl before stumps, Adair Durie got things off to a perfect start with a wicket in his first over, and another fell in the second. Just goes to prove that batsmen still miss straight deliveries.

Western Suburbs were teetering but found themselves in deeper trouble when a batsman padded up and was given out LBW. Then the skipper's day got even brighter when he completely befuddled a left-hander in his one and only over, resulting in a good catch by Rosen, Jnr.

Stumps were drawn with Western Suburbs on the edge of the precipice at 4-42 and Gordon in the box seat going into Day 2. However, little twists and turns still lay ahead.

On arriving at the ground on the second Saturday, after a day of rain on Friday, it was frustrating to see a wicket that looked like a damp turnip patch. Things look bleak on what was a very sunny day.

However, there is a rule in the book which says that, if both captains and the umpires agree, the game can be moved to another wicket on the same square, which is what happened. The pitch had been used during the week and some preparation by the groundsman meant that cricket was to be played after all.

It was a wonderful testament to the club of Bardsley, Davidson and Simpson.

It meant for an entertaining and worthwhile day, in which runs were scored and wickets taken. Both teams had a chance to win, two batsmen scored half centuries and a bowler took four wickets, which suggests that there was a little bit for everybody.

And it was in stark contrast to the alternative of going home, frustrated.

Stobo ensured that he hosts' good sportsmanship was well received by getting it all wrong from the outset, bowling too straight and he ended up on the receiving end of some pretty impressive hitting.

Indeed, it was the beginning of a sorry and embarrassing day for him. A six in his first over gave a clue and dropping a catch in the gully soon after made things even clearer.

The final three sixes in subsequent overs pretty well confirmed things.

Of course, I could harp on about his second dropped catch later in the day ' a ball that spun viciously and deceptively as it snaked its way cunningly to backward point ' but I don't think there's really much point. There are plenty of others to tell that sorry tale.

And the derision from all and sundry, which was fully expected, was well and truly received.

Indeed it had begun well before the tea break. A committeeman's phone call meant that it had travelled around the suburbs of Sydney within minutes and, of course, it was in print on the website soon thereafter.

It's hard to keep typing with tears in your eyes.

Happily, the other bowlers and fielders did well. 'Hoppa's Game' continued to unfold as he toiled away manfully and constrained the scoring. Importantly, he received excellent support from Justin Avadano's, whose leg twirlers were well flighted and his two wickets well earned.

Nevertheless, at tea Western Suburbs needed only another sixty with wickets in hand. Gordon was rather flat and the game was in the balance.

But it was Charlie Bangs' spell after the break that settled things. A wicket in his first over ' a sharp catch at slip by Nick Dowsley ' and then a second a little while later (the last of the recognised batsmen, who had worked very hard and well for 60 odd) meant that the pendulum was back where it should be, with Gordon.

It was impressive bowling, with good pace and bounce and one always felt a wicket was just around the corner.

As long, of course, as that chance wasn't hit in the direction of Stobo.

The Big Red One, Adair, made sure of the result by snaffling the final two scalps and his four wickets were just reward for yet another terrific effort, driving up into the breeze. If there's a more whole-hearted player in the game I haven't yet met him; any team is a better one if Adair is in the line-up.

 durie

(Adair leads the team off at Punchbowl)

Therefore, Eddie got what he certainly deserved: a victory, built largely on the back of his magnificent innings.

There it is. A 3rd Grade victory going into Christmas and placed in the top half of the table but with a long way still to go.  Howitt got a century for his stocking, which should keep him happy for a bit at least.

And a whole of extra grist to the mill for Wilson, Falk (x2), Grumpy (Snr), O'Neill, etc., at Stobo's expense, so at least the pensioners are happy.

In summary, it was a win but not a particularly convincing performance by the Gordon lads. Certainly some encouraging aspects but, on the whole, rather patchy.

There's no question that there is quality in the team and a good mix of youth and experience. A number of very capable bowlers and batsmen who are positive and aggressive, all very well led by a Premiership-winning captain. However, potential never won anything, let alone the Mitchell Cup.

It was, therefore, an enjoyable couple of days. However, my main criticism is reserved for the fact that, at the end of it all, two apparently good spirited teams went through a well-fought match over two Saturdays, yet didn't spend any time in each other's company, or that of the umpires, at the end.

It would have been great to share a drink and some talk about the game, and whatever else.

A pity, as I firmly believe that the game is all the richer for the effort spent in breaking down barriers and building up the relationships between teams. The cricket should only be a vehicle, not an end in itself.

Cheers and Merry Christmas. Hope Santa brings plenty runs and wickets to all.

Remember ' Christmas is the time of the reindeers (or is it stags?)

Richard Stobo 

Third Grade Report vs Easts

Third Grade Report vs Easts

dowsleyThird Grade Report vs Easts 
   
Day 1
 
Two new faces greeted the third graders on Saturday morning - Andrew Coleman and Anthony Sherman up for their first games in 3rd grade for the club (or maybe Pic has played once or twice before).  A much shorter warm up lap (due to Brett Rosen's absence) was followed by a toss that was a formality - Gordon was batting whichever way the coin landed.  

(Nick Dowsley during his 87)
 
After the loss of an early wicket, Justin Avendano and Nick Dowsley set about building a foundation and moved the score along to 41 before Avendano was dismissed.  Harry Turner joined Dowsley at the crease and played a great dogged supporting role for Dowsley who continued his good form.  The wicket was a little two paced, which made it difficult to drive, but Dowsley and Turner took the score to about 125 at tea.  After tea, fresh from some very effective Ledgerwood stretching of his 'officed' hamstrings, Dowsley was feeling great and probably got a little carried away in his search for a 100 and was dismissed for 87, with the stags in a solid position at 3-145. 
 
ToddWhat then followed was another disappointing collapse, Turner fell for a well compiled 31 and soon Sherman and skipper Howitt followed and suddenly to score was 6-160.  Dan Richtor (29) and Andrew Coleman (21) then combined effectively to add 38 for the seventh wicket but it wasn't until the final overs of the day that Gordon was back in a good position.  Matt Todd, shocked at his demotion to number 11, proved his skipper wrong with some remarkable shots on his way to 44 not out off not many balls.  The highlights were the numerous sixes over cover off the quicks.  Todd's brilliant cameo took the score to a good 9/271 at the end of play.

(Only one player could play a shot like this. Toddy)
 
Day 2
 
Despite the rain overnight, the wicket looked in good shape when we arrived at Trumper Park on day 2, with less grass than day 1.  Nevertheless, that was no excuse for what happened in the first hour of play.  Easts' openers simply came out and punished our bowlers from ball one.  Anything slightly wide, full or short was sent to the boundary and we were in deep trouble with the score 0-100 after about 18 overs.  Dowsley (2-28) was brought on and claimed both openers with fullish deliveries that were hit straight to fielders.  Soon Todd (1-55) took a third wicket and Gordon were right back into the match.  However, runs kept flowing at a steady rate until the tea break, putting Easts in a dominant position.   
 
howittWith Avendano (2-34) and Pat Effeney (1-37) claiming quick wickets after tea, Gordon's hopes were rekindled again.  However, the vital final wickets proved hard to come by and it took a great run out by Effeney to get the 7th wicket when there were only 10 runs left to defend, which, unfortunately, was too few.

(The skipper trying to break through on day 2) 
 
Nevertheless, there was much to learn from this result.  We need to develop more consistency in our bowling, and remove that '4' ball that reared its head far too often on Saturday and, as the skipper emphasised after the game, be more anticipatory in the field to gain that extra split second that would have got us quite a few run-outs.
 
Nick Dowsley 

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 4

dowsleyMiddle order collapse not enough to deny 3rd Grade a victory

The Gordon 3rd Grade Stags arrived at ELS Hall ready and willing to keep their winning streak rolling, and also keen to keep the Sydney Tigers waiting another week for win #1.

Nick 'Digger' Dowsley with his bowling boots laced up for the first time this season

Unfortunately the toss was lost by the experienced coin flipper Ed 'Hoppa' Howitt Jnr, with the Tigers deciding to bat on a fairly benign wicket. Sydney got off to a decent start, however the Gordon bowling maintained good lines and lengths ensuring that, even though wicketless, Sydney's run rate was kept at bay. Pat Effeney (3-19 off 10) had the ball swinging early on, yet the determined Tigers edged along nicely. Enter Nick Dowsley.  'The Lawyer' had the bowl nipping both ways, resulting in a sharp caught and bowled to dismiss one of the openers. Soon after, 'Dowser' had his second and finished with great figures of 2-42 off 10.

However this was to be the end of the Sydney wickets falling for a substantial period of time, as the Sydney batsmen took the attack up to the Stag bowlers. At 3-157, things were looking ominous for the Staggies, as the ball started finding the boundary more often than we would have liked. At tea, Sydney were in a commanding position, however Hoppa made sure heads didn't drop, and instantly after tea Justin 'JA' Avendano knocked over the crucial Sydney batsman. JA later told me it was the 'ball of the century' a huge ripper that surprised the Sydney batsman by scooting through rather than turning. Justin bowled terrifically, finishing with figures of 4-59 off 17. avendano

Once the wickets began falling, the momentum shifted to the Stags, and we knocked over the Sydney side for a very-gettable 234 off 75 overs. Also of note in the bowling efforts was Howitt's cheeky 1-26 off 13, but more noteworthy were his verbal efforts directed at the Sydney batsmen, which had youths like JA taking notes. Effeney also had the old ball hooping Irish, dangerous signs for the batsmen in coming weeks!

Avendano pounces on anything short on his way to 61

The Stags then had around 8 overs to face before the close of play, with both openers determined not to let the Sydney side regain momentum for the following week. Thankfully both openers batted aggressively, and no wickets fell in the afternoon session, ensuring Day 1 of the match firmly belonged to Gordon.

Day 2 began for the Stags just as they had left off the previous week, with the openers dictating play. Of substantial note was Justin's 61, which had the side at 0-106. Unfortunately wickets began falling, with Ledgerwood falling for 50 and Rosen coming then going for 11. Both wickets were fairly soft, something which the Stags must eradicate from their game against stronger sides. One can understand Brett's mode of dismissal, caught on the boundary whilst trying to put the Sydney leg spinner's full toss into what was named 'Cheadle Memorial Baseball Field'. Unfortunately he was unsuccessful.

Nick Dowsley came to the crease and continued his fine form contributing 53 to the Stags total. JA fell on a well-made 61, however really should have gone on to score a big one after batting so well for a long period of time. One cannot be too harsh on JA, as he put the middle order in a great position to knock off the remaining runs.

Harry 'D.J Turn-tables' Turner joined 'The Lawyer' at the crease and together the two put on a firm partnership that had Gordon seemingly walking their way to victory at 3-212. However we let our foot off the pedal, with Turner, Richtor, Smith, Dowsley and Howitt all falling within 8 runs. Suddenly there was a massive chance that the Stags could lose, a position that the batsmen should NEVER have allowed happen. Thankfully the old man of the team, Matty Todd combined with Pat Effeney to see the Stags home, but Gordon's lower order was put under immense pressure that should never have occurred. The top order needs to have a good hard look at themselves- 50s are not good enough to win cricket matches, with all batsmen capable of scoring 80s-100s. We need to learn how to grind an innings out rather than just smash a quick 30 and then get out. However as Ed said post match, a win is a win, and hopefully we have all learnt not to give away our wickets so easily.

Special mention must go to JA and 'The Lawyer' who both contributed with bat and ball, ensuring the G[ordon]-train kept rolling along!

This week we face a far tougher opponent in Easts, who will not give us so many scoring opportunities and will capitalise on a collapse like we saw on the weekend, which will be a great test for our play makers up the top of the order. Carn the mighty 3rd Grade Stags!

Yours in cricket,

James Sledger-wood

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 3

ledgerwoodA lucky escape as the Sharks circled in for the kill

Round 3 saw the 3rds make the journey to the Shire for what would be a tough game against a fairly quality opposition. Matt Todd came back into the line up after sustaining a side injury while trying to make his ground in Round 1.

Ledgerwood (Senior) makes a typically strong start at the top of the innings

Howitt won the toss and elected to bowl on what was an interesting deck, which looked to have felt some effects of the rain in the days preceding. The Sutherland opening pair started cautiously and this coupled with some good ground fielding early on from the Stags, mounted pressure on the scoreboard. At the first drinks break Sutherland were 2/50, which was not a bad spot to be in, all things considered, and we knew we had some wickets to take to ensure a gettable total.

The introduction of spin from both ends caused havoc for the batsmen with Toddy (3 for 29) and Justin (2 for 24) bowling very well and providing ample opportunities for the fieldsman. However it wasn't our day on the catching front. A total of 9 catches went down throughout the innings and inevitably let Sutherland make a fairly respectable total. Ground fielding was good, however there is plenty to work on at training throughout the week to ensure that we don't drop as many catches in future rounds. Sutherland's innings was finished off by James Kidd (3 for 19) with good death bowling, restricting the total to 140.

We felt confident about chasing the total down, knowing that one or two good partnerships would more than likely steer us home. Jordy Liddle and Ledgerwood (J), opened up the innings both keen for runs, however Jordy got another peach of a delivery and Brett followed him back to the sheds the very next ball and we found ourselves 2 down with only a few on the board. The ever reliable Dowsley and Ledge (35) set about steadying the ship and both batted very well to reach a total of 2 for 70. From then on we lost wickets in clumps as the Shire's spinners bowled very consistently.

turnerThe rain then started to come down the score was 7/100 and we found ourselves behind the run-rate, but eager to get back on to chase the total. Eventually the square was covered and the track protected from the elements. We were still in with a chance if the weather spared us for just a while.

Turner surrounded by Ledgerwoods as the (now less) nervous author comes off with the victory

As the rain eased Harry Turner and James 'Billy' Kidd resumed the innings and looked very solid and moved the total to 125 until Billy was run out and the game was in the balance. The score kept ticking over until Toddy was castled and with 12 to get an extremely nervous number 11 went in... Harry (33 not out) remained extremely solid and ultimately guided the Stags home in the final over of the day.

In a game where neither side was really on top at any stage, we were extremely happy to come away with the 6 points and content knowing that we didn't travel all the way to the Shire for nothing. Hopefully some solid practice during the week should lead to a good performance against Sydney in Round 4.

Charlie Bangs

3rd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

3rd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

Brett RosenBankstown escape as the thunder rolls in

After a comprehensive victory in Round 1, the thirsty 3rds knew they would face much stiffer opposition from the boys from Bankstown. An injury to mercurial leg spinner Matt Todd, saw Tom Ledgerwood(not a like-for-like replacement) promoted and we welcomed the return of Ian Higgins to the fold.

Rosen takes his usual route to runs

Day 1 was unfortunately washed out after a number of attempts to start the game. This was not such a bad thing, as the younger brigade received a crash course in covers management. Next step in their covers degree is to be proactive and undertake this chore without constant supervision. Covers, funnily do not move unless the person who picks them up actually moves. Just a hint!!

The covers did a wonderful job to ensure a game on Day 2 and Howitt succeeded in losing the toss and being sent in. On a wicket which offered the bowlers enough assistance, we lost Jordy (to a peach according to their captain) and Ledgerwood (senior) relatively early in proceedings. Brett Rosen (50) batted superbly and forged a partnership with the reliable Nick Dowsley.

Ian Higgins and Justin AvendanoRosen batted well under difficult circumstances and it was not the wicket which he was fighting. Unfortunately he was struck in the groin area and couldn't shake the injury for his entire innings. He hobbled around and refused the application of ice at drinks. He is a tough little fella our wicket keeper.

Justin and Missy compare notes for the next edition of The Mail

Rosen fought through the pain and was only undone by a wonderful full toss which he duly hit to mid off. Brett has asked the coach if it possible to practice facing full tosses at training during the week. Good luck to the person who gets roped in to throwdowns at training!! Justin Avendano (44*) and Ian Higgins (49) formed a wonderful alliance and ensured we reached 201 after 60 overs. Both players batted intelligently and ensured we had a more than competitive total to defend.

Bankstown started well but at tea the Stags had reduced the opposition to 4/54. A magnificent direct run out from Avendano was the highlight of a session where our bowlers were a little inconsistent, but were assisted by some poor shot selection from the Dogs. Quick wickets after the break from Tom Ledgerwood (2/20) and James Kidd (3/45) saw the opposition on the ropes at 9/120. However, the threat of a storm became reality as the thunder began rolling in and our desperate attempts to take the last wicket were thwarted. The rain stayed long enough for the game to be called off and the Bankstown boys were very lucky to receive the same amount of points as Gordon'.zero.

Justin Avendano battingA very annoying and frustrating end to a game where we really dominated, especially in the field. Rosen, Higgins and Avendano batted superbly and showed the importance of building partnerships and ensuring a competitive total batting first.

Avendano leaves his mark on 3rd Grade early in the season

However, both games thus far we have been 5 for not enough. James Kidd and Thomas Ledgerwood were the pick of the bowlers, but overall we were guilty of bowling either too full or short and lacked consistency. Something to work on.

A tough away trip to the shire this week and hopefully the 6 points we missed out on over the long weekend will be in the bank after this round.

Ed Howitt Jnr

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 1

Matt Todd wicket3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown

A new season, new personnel, old personnel and back home at Killara Oval. On a windy day the boys were treated to a covers lesson from the skipper and others who learnt last season the art of such a draining chore. We managed to defeat the 3 covers, albeit in a shoddy manner, and organise a decent warm up before Howitt won the toss and elected to bat on a pitch which the groundsman described as a 'virgin wicket' and one which he had no idea how it would play. Unsurprising, given it was a completely new square.

Matt Todd returns to Gordon grade cricket with a catch by Jordy Liddle

Jordy Liddle and James Ledgerwood started our season off somewhat cautiously, before Jordy played on in the 7th over. Rosen (49) entered the fray and played a vast array of shots (surprise ,surprise!!) and looked in complete control. Unfortunately, his wicket was the start of a mini collapse as we slipped to 5/120 off 25 overs. Nick Dowsely (84*) remained solid and played a very controlled innings. He found allies in Henry Carmichael (57) and Ed Howitt (43), who both played their natural games and allowed Dowsley to be the rock at the other end. Some poor ground fielding by our opponents and positive batting saw the Stags reach 9/303 off their allocated 50 overs. A brilliant result given we were 5 down half way through the innings.

James Kidd and Charlie Bangs formed a new opening attack for 3rd grade and both bowled good lines in ensuring Blacktown did not get off to a flyer. Both deservedly picket up a wicket, and their efforts were soon supported by Henry Carmichael who also picked up a wicket early in his short spell. The introduction of out two leg spinners, Avendano and Todd, again saw wickets continue to fall and Blacktown were never in the hunt. It was now down to whether we could get the double bonus points, and fortunately two run outs and some straight breaks from the skipper saw 8 points in the bag with 5 runs to spare. On a very bumpy outfield, the ground fielding was excellent, with Ledgerwood taking one in the mouth for the cause and Jordy taking a great catch in swirling conditions to give Toddy his comeback wicket.

A good result first up and now we look forward to hosting Bankstown. They have a good mixture of youth and experience and they will provide a much stiffer challenge. Now for a 2 day game and the top order has the opportunity to build an innings and not be in such a hurry, as it seemed some were this game. Killara is a ground we must learn to play on. We talked about it after the game and we know how to go about it. Less talk more action is the key!!

Ed Howitt

 

Match Reports 08/09

Match Reports 08/09

2008/09 was another very successful season for the Gordon club. Third grade won a premiership, whilst fourth grade were grand finalists and fifth grade were semi-finalists. The club again ranked highly in the Club Championship.

The match reports for each grade can be found below.

Fifth Grade Match Reports 08/09

Fifth Grade Match Reports 08/09

The Fifth Grade team plays for the Dave Sherwood Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fifth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fifth Grade match reports for 2008/09 season are provided below:

5th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 15

5th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 15

We missed it by that much... or did we?

For those avid readers of fifth grade reports, it may have occurred to you that fifths always seem to have the most ridiculously close games. Narrow escapes with the bat, miracles with the ball, a marvellous catch or just a piece of luck always seems to go our way and we escape. So it has been. So it was.

Cam Brown scores a handy few, before the bowlers take over the mantle

The equation for the finals was remarkably simple. We lose, we were out. Manly, Sydney Uni win and ND's win with a bonus point, we were out. We win without a bonus point and Sutherland get one, we were out. As it turned out, Manly and Sydney Uni won, ND's lost, but Sutherland won with a bonus point, and this is what happened in our game...

We turned up on a nice sunny day to David Phillips, eagerly anticipating the final one-dayer of the year and potentially the final game. The team had a little bit of a different feel to it, with season regulars Sunny Sajdeh, the brothers Selby and Mark 'Lay into Effeney in the report' Fonseka out and 'Buff' Jones, Mitchell 'Inside Cricket' Kleem, the Marvellous one (Brett Marvell) and Dan 'Number two' Mahaffey coming in.

Surely a wealth of higher grade experience in both wickets and runs columns would ensure a clinical performance from the stags? It really didn't work that way. At 6 for not many after Millar had won the toss and elected to bat, it seemed the sudden influx of batting talent had not payed off. Kleem got a few before holing out to mid wicket, Avendano had his off-pole rocked by the opener, Marvell got a roughie, edging onto the pad, adjudged LBW. 'Buff' looked great for 25, before going for one shot too many, and gave mid-wicket more catching practice. McKeith and Brown came and went, Brown for a handy knock, McKeith less so. It was down to Millar again to save the Gordon innings.

He was out before any saving was done, leaving Effeney, Lake and the Mahaffey to post some scores and give themselves something to bowl to. Effeney and Lake endured patiently before Effeney was caught in front, LBW. Lake and Mahaffey then showed their promise with the bat with a more than handy partnership of forty-odd, leaving the Stags all out 161. The selectors' decision to bring in batting talent was more than justified, with Mahaffey firing with the willow for 20 odd, ensuring his probable elevation to 3 next week. Lake finished unbeaten on 21.

So with 161 on the board on a wicket that was settling down as the day went on, UNSW would have really felt in a commanding position. This should have been even moreso after the openers spells failed to yield any wickets, though they were desperately unlucky in the process. Kris Colley also managed to cement his number two rank in fifth grade fielding with a very sharp run out from square leg.

With McKeith and Lake replacing the openers, the pressure started to mount, with both bowling very miserly spells, drying up the runs. It could only lead to one thing. Wickets started to tumble, McKeith picking up 3 (full toss being the strike ball - learning from the successful Avendano) and Lake 2 in a brilliant spell of 8 overs, 2 for 9. After McKeith's ten overs were exhausted, it was left to Avendano and Millar to clean up the rest. Millar bowled one of the worst spells I have ever seen from the usually consistent captain, but still managed to pick up 3 wickets ' doubling his tally for the season!!

We knew we had to win with a bonus point if we were going to have a realistic chance at finals. With this in mind, Millar bowled what was to be his final over with UNSW in sight of that threshold. Three catches were dropped in this over, as a delighted fourth grade team (fresh from a win) watched on the sidelines. The first, a dolly to McKeith at cover, was put down. The next, a mistimed cover drive to Mahaffey at short cover went in, then out. Finally, a lollypop went to 'Buff' at point. At this stage I, at third man, was walking off the field. Surely 'Buff' wasn't going to drop that one? He did, and our heads dropped. Surely they were going to deny us a bonus point now'

Avendano bowled the next over and Buff 'Matt Selby' Jones managed to get the ball tangled up in his arm (gut ' just ask Selby how this works) at slip after an attempted cut. The game was over. The Stags had won with UNSW within 1 run of denying us the bonus point. We found out later that night that ND's had lost and Sutherland had won with a bonus point. That one run really saved a lot of embarrassment for the likes of McKeith, Mahaffey and Jones. Better not drop those sort of chances in the final'

So onto St George, number one on the ladder. Take solace, though, in the fact that the last time we clashed we beat them in a thriller. Hopefully it is not as close but the result is the same. Fire up fives!

Also, more personally, a big thanks to Matt Nicholson whose leadership and advice have been so appreciated around the club, not to mention the haul of wickets and runs his career yielded.

Pat Effeney

5th Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

5th Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

A miraculous turn-around gains 6 points for the Stags

We all arrived at Raby on time apart from Effeney, who took the M2, M7, M4 and M5 before finally reaching the destination a bit late. Apparently our state government needs the revenue.

Kris Colley provides a target for our bowlers to bowl to

Having won the toss for the second time this season, Dave chose to bat on what looked to be a very good pitch. Moments later he found out that four of their players were attending a wedding and they would have subs on all day ' top stuff Dave. A few early wickets left and we were in a bit of strife before Will McKeith (28) came together with Kris Colley (54) and gave us a somewhat decent total. The tail did not wag and the Stags were left defending 154 with 20 overs still left in the day.

So out on the field we went, knowing our season was on the line. Pat 'I'm bringing Shenal home to meet my parents' Effeney grabbed the first wicket in his first over. However, wayward bowling during the next five overs leaked 50 runs. Improvement was much needed and so too was a wicket as we only needed to take six wickets today and they would have to close their innings. Lake dropped one short and the batsman fended in the air towards square leg, Colley came rushing in and a great diving effort onto the square saw a catch being taken and a few grazes on the elbow.

Cam Brown takes it to the Ghosts in the second dig

A runout followed soon after and the hosts were 3/89 (Editor's note: The author was too humble to talk up the side on hit at the bowler's end after running around from point, but it deserves a mention!). McKeith picked up the final wicket of the day beating the batsmen with his loop, dip and spin. The Ghosts ended up 4/116 a daunting task we needed 6 wickets and they only needed 40 runs.

Again Day Two did not start of well, with Kris Colley being injured during warm-ups; his sunglasses breaking near his eye when the ball struck it. Warm-up catches were missed and there was a general lack of intensity.

This didn't change with the first over which saw Avendano go for 9, 28 needed and still 6 wickets in hand. Effeney came in and got a wicket next over, a fish outside off-stump that landed in Avendano's hands. From then the wickets fell at both ends, Avendano taking two with his usual wicket taking deliveries, with good catches to Dan on the boundary and then Matt Selby at 1st slip. Next over Pat had the batsman fishing outside off, again guiding one to Matt Selby at slip. In his next over Kris 'Stevie Wonder' Colley took a screamer at cover to leave them 9 down and now over 20 runs to get.

Avendano was then charged with taking the last wicket. A well-flighted ball was stuck to the skipper, who grassed the chance. I don't tell a lie when I write that he was the most relieved man on the field when an LBW decision was granted just a couple of balls later.

 A fantastic win unfolded within 30mins of the start of play.

5/126, 6/126, 7/126 8/126, 9/134, 10/134. All in all, the Ghosts were in shock, whiter than their namesakes having lost 6/8, the match and their place at the top of the table.

Pat Effeney sends one by the batsman

Effeney ending up with 4 for the game and Avedano 3. what an exciting come back, it proves that runs on the board do count, and anything is possible.

Again the openers padded up with still more than 70 overs left in the days play. The second dig saw Avendano compliment his bowling and notch up a well deserved half century, however he fell to a rank half tracker and upon returning to the players area, who were congratulating his dig, he remarked 'so this is what it feels like getting out to one of my deliveries'. Pure genius. It must suck.

We ended up 7/166 when the Ghosts skipper called it quits and the boys from Chatswood went home with a well needed 6 points.

We now sit equal 6th and need a win this weekend against the Bumble-bees to see us through to the finals.

Come on Stags! Let's make this happen!

Mark Fonseka

 

The 5th Grade boys celebrate with each other after the win

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

5th Grade get home in another nail-biter

These are the games we must win

After heavy rain, and lots and lots of it, for the week leading up to the 1st day of play, the decision was made by the SCA to turn this fixture in to a one day match. This meant an earlier start, no tea and a longer day of cricket for the next Saturday. Not to worry though, at least it was a home game and we should have the advantage there.

5th Grade remember those lives lost in the bushfires - Courtesy of Blacktown C.C.

Wrong. Blacktown's Whalan was the venue for this fixture, only about an hour from where anyone in the team lives ' except Sunny of course, who famously waits on the M2 for any chance of a lift to the grounds. It was quickly realised there would be no home crowd here to cheer us on.

The day started in regular fashion with Captain Dave 'lucky' Millar again losing the toss and being sent it to bat on a field where runs would not be easy to come by. After missing the previous match over in South Africa on 'business', we would have been better suited if the coin skills of Selby were still employed. Nevertheless, the pitch was a belter, hard and flat, however we were playing on one of the largest grounds in Australia, 2nd only to the MCG we were repeatedly told. The boundary's only 2 meters shorter straight and the same length square, but, with the previous week's rain, the grass was about four times longer. This would set up an interesting day of cricket.

Iqbal and Brett opened up the batting and started well, keeping the score ticking over at a good rate. Iqbal showed his prowess with numerous square and late cuts which had the fielders diving and scrambling. Brett was also looking good until a good low, sharp catch sent him on his way. Justin came and went quickly bringing Kris to the crease. Kris added a handy 11 runs before getting a leading edge and popping up a simple catch to mid on. Cam didn't trouble the scorers and was on his way back to the change room in quick fashion ' that walk from a big ground is never pleasant!

Will McKeith then joined Iqbal and the two started building a decent partnership. Will was dismissed for a well earned 24 (with more in the offering), whilst Iqbal continued his brilliant shot making and was looking the goods until he called for new gloves. The new gloves didn't seem to work for him and he soon followed his sweaty gloves back to the pavilion for a well earned 59. The tail wagged and added a few handy runs taking our total to 166. By no means a large total, but it going to be a tough chase on a damp outfield where boundaries were extremely hard to come by.

Mitch Sweeney came out firing showing good speed and length which really troubled the batsmen, he picked up 2 wickets but was perhaps unlucky not to snare a couple more. Dan Lake also bowled well to good lines and was rewarded with good figures of 1 for 19. Dave and Will bowled well in tandem not allowing the batsmen any free runs which helped restrict there total and set up an exciting finish. Blacktown was looking in a dominant position before the youngster Avendano stepped up to the plate. He bowled very well in tough conditions for spin, putting the ball in the right areas and giving it good flight. He really troubled the batsmen and was rewarded with good figures of 4 for 33.

Matt Selby called into action for a supurb over at the death

Blacktown's progress was again halted when Brett 'I'll run you out from anywhere' Marvel broke up a partnership with an excellent direct hit from deep in the outfield. This really gave us the upper edge and left Blacktown's tail to do all the work if they wanted the win.

After some big hitting from their no. 9 bat Blacktown were '9 for' needing 10 runs off the final 12 balls, after a fine over from Matt Selby yielded just two the over before. With 7 balls left, and only 5 needed, the ball was hit just behind point where Mitch dived to his left and in a swift motion threw it to Millar at the bowlers end who whipped off the bails and gave us the victory by 4 runs.

Justin "JA" Avendano picks up another crucial 4 wickets for the Stags to get the back in the match

It was exciting match with an excellent finish, and with the 4th grade boys winning right next door we were able to sing the team song in style as a big group. If we can keep the momentum going into the next 2 rounds we should be able to get the wins and sneak into the finals.

Cam "Cam" Brown

5th Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 2

5th Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 2

5th Grade Cricket Report vs Eastern Suburbs at Snape Park (Day 2)

An indifferent performance on Day 1 and a sporting declaration by the Easts' skipper saw the Stags return to Snape Park for Day 2 of their clash with Easts full of renewed hope. Fuelled by the threat of dehydration, Friday night hydration at a suitable watering hole was essential for all. Bearing that in mind, the game plan was simple: double our score from last week, declare, and bowl Easts out. 

Kris Colley whips one off his legs

At 1 for 14 overnight, then 3 for 30 and 4 for not many more, the perky banter from Easts reached fever pitch.  Enter Will McKeith and Matt Selby.  Being stewards of the moral high ground, both Will and Matt focused on playing cricket and punishing the loose ball.  A valuable partnership of 46 ensued, before Matt was unlucky dismissed.  Will continued on his way, taking a liking to cow corner off their leggy.  A 50 partnership between Will and the skipper, saw the score to 6/129 at tea.  The declaration was imminent, and with this in mind Will and Mark Fonseka hit 24 off the first over after tea, including a broken windscreen from a McKeith bomb.  A couple of overs later and the declaration was made, leaving Easts with the 165 runs to win and Gordon 35 overs to claim ten poles. 

A good opening spell by Pat Effeney and Dan Lake, saw Easts make an edgy start.  Dan claimed the first in his first over, with the Pat grabbing the second in the seventh over.  A change saw Adrian Widders replace Dan with immediate success, bowling their other opener, to leave Easts at 3/49.  Matt Selby replaced Pat, and with a couple of split chances in Matt Selby's first over, the pressure looked to be increasing on the Stags as Easts were 3/87. Avendano and McKeith were now on, with Will claiming two wickets in three overs and Justin one, bringing Easts to 6/91 off 26.   

Pat replaced Will, with immediate effect, 7/91 off 27.  Some tight bowling, plays and misses, then edged Easts to the hundred mark off 30 overs.  Persistent, aggressive bowling by Pat saw him claim two wickets in consecutive balls in the 31st over, setting up a dramatic finish.  The plan was simple; the more balls bowled at the No.11, the greater our chances. 

Some anxious moments followed, a highlight including Avendano producing a leading edge from the No.11 in the second last over, which somehow lobbed over the bowler and between Mid-on and Mid-off.   Enter the final over, with Easts at 9/107 and the No.11 on strike.  Effeney to bowl.  Ball 1 ' just kept out, Ball 2 ' LBW shout, Ball 3 'kept out, Ball 4 ' Huge shout LBW, caught bat pad surely something(?), Ball 5 'nervously left, Ball 6 another LBW shout, but to no avail - Easts just held on to claim victory on the 1st inning.  A superb over from Pat and congratulations to all the Stags involved, for regaining focus in trying conditions and really put the screws on Easts.

Hugh Selby

5th Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 1

5th Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 1

5th Grade Cricket Report vs Eastern Suburbs at Snape Park (Day 1)

With Captain Millar on an overseas jaunt, we saw a new captain at the stand in home ground of Snape Park, Maroubra.  On a rare occasion Gordon won the toss on what appeared to be a good deck.  Despite the prospect of some early life, the deck was expected to flatten out and the decision to bat was made. 

(Cam Brown in action at Snape)

The openers appeared to have started well until a mix up saw Sajdeh run out, then two overs later Avendano was caught down the leg side. The tail of woe continued with regular dismissals on a deck which showed some uneven bounce.  Runs were hard to come by on a lush outfield; some poor shot selections and reasonable lines from East's resulted in Gordon being dismissed for 83.

Early wickets were required and Effeney, (the ginger ninja), ripped in with fire in his eyes and a howling gale at his back. His second over saw their opener trapped in front then on the next ball their number three watched a ball rip through his stumps.  The hat-trick ball was an anticlimax but the ball after resulted in Effeney's third pole.  The last ball of the over was a close shout but to no avail.  Some sound batting saw the score tick over, before Lake grabbed the fourth wicket with a ball that rolled from short of a length. Avendano then turned one through the gate of a lefty, before East's passed our total five down.

East's declared with a lead of four, and gifted Gordon the opportunity to recover some points.  Some positive play had Gordon ending the day at 1 for 14 with a plan in mind to dominate Day 2. 

Matt Selby

5th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

5th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

Fifth Grade report vs ND Rangers.

DAY 1

On a Saturday that was so obscenely hot that it drew comments from every Gordon player in relation to Millar winning the toss and bowling, Millar made a tactical call of tails. Turns out tails does fail in New South Wales and Gordon were told to field first in the heat, rather gleefully, I'd imagine, by the ND's captain.

(Pat Effeney in action)

The only Gordon player who did not sink in their spirits a little was Avendano, but we realised that was only because he did not connect us warming up fielding and bowling, as well as Millar running through the bowling line-up with us fielding that day. Eventually he deduced, as we began to get our whites on, that we were indeed bowling and sent his father to buy four more powerades, on top of the three already sunk that morning.

The wicket was grassy, to say the least, meaning that swing was a possibility throughout the day, pending overhead condition's permission. The duo of Lake and Effeney opened up, both coming off the long run in the forty plus degree heat. After two overs each they recognised it wasn't a day for extreme heat, and they shortened their runs dramatically. Lake was replaced by Widders, who bowled economically and with penetration, snaring the first wicket, catching the ND opener in front of the stumps. In an excellent spell he was unlucky not to have a second with a dropped chance at slip.

Otherwise, it was tough work for the quicks, with Millar also bowling a good long spell in the heat for little reward. After the quicks realised the middle of the day wasn't really their thing Iqbal and Avendano were thrown the ball. Couldn't have come quick enough, but you didn't hear me say that.

Iqbal managed sixteen overs in the heat, restricting the scoring effectively before tea, leading to ND's having a snack at 1 for 80. Avendano also bowled well, with his control being the highlight of his long spell. As a fifth grade leg spinning duo, I couldn't think of a better pair in the competition, and although the wickets didn't come cheaply on Saturday, both bowled with good control. It looked like a situation where restriction was the key to taking wickets and the two spinners bowled accordingly.

(The master Iqbal in action)

The highlight of tea was definitely the ample selection of fruit. Watermelon, grapes and apples were on offer and were welcomed on such a hot day. The lowlight of tea was the refusal of the umpires of our suggestion that a game of cards could settle this battle, rather than this futile struggle with the forty plus degree heat. Surely a good old fashioned game of hold 'em would have been a fairer and less sweaty way of settling this fierce rivalry' It wasn't to be.

After tea, with Lake suffering from some sort of heat related illness ('I don't sweat when it's dry heat!') the stags retook the field. The spinners suffered a little in terms of control after the break, with both spinners bowling shoulder high full tosses first ball back. Call it a wicket ball all you like, but they both went for four (deservedly, said in true medium bowler fashion). ND's looked like they were trying to up the run rate, and did so relatively effectively, though relative to the first session anything would look like a six over a side game.

They upped the run rate though, with the captain and his number three partner both reaching half centuries. Number three went to Ahmed trying to increase the scoring rate, lobbing a full toss straight to Kleem at mid off. Number four looked like he was told to hit them to a big score, and was successful for a period before succumbing to Avendano LBW.

Time passed and eventually Colley was introduced, only for one over though. Millar had another go, and Effeney replaced him. The big surprise at the other end, though, was Kenner being thrown the ball. His first delivery was a rather comical wide, about two pitches away from the target. Kenner will tell you it shaved the off stump, but from the position of Brown it would seem Kenner is fighting a losing battle. Aside from the wides, he actually bowled a good spell. With ND's hitting out towards the end, he managed to snare a dangerous new batsman after Effeney had dismissed the captain, who finally nicked one after several hundred plays and misses.

(I searched the archives for Kenner bowling, but I did find Kenner howling)

These two bowlers finished off the day, with a runout leaving them six down for 265. A good effort to restrict the run-rate to just over three, especially on such a hot day. The honours were shared, with five bowlers taking one wicket each. Fielding was generally good, with few errors made and only the one easy catch going down.

DAY 2

Sunday was not so hot and rather pleasant for bowling, so it was fitting to find out that ND's were declaring. The pitch was still good for batting though, and the cool weather meant the helmet would be saved some extra moisture.

Avendano and Kleem opened up, though not for long, with the embryo falling in the first over, caught at slip. Not really the start we desired.  Kenner came in and looked assured pretty much from the start, with a few plays and misses the only blemishes on a fine 88. Kleem also looked good, but fell after another start. Colley continued his good form on his way to a solid twenty, but again fell after a start. The run rate was good but two quick wickets before tea (Colley and Lamont) did not help as we went into tea 4 ' 115. Brown came in and looked good, and another fifty partnership with Kenner swung the game in our favour again.

Unfortunately, Kenner fell just short of his century to what he thought was a dubious LBW decision, claiming he hit it. That's when I started to pad up, and get nervous. Iqbal came in and survived what was apparently a very good LBW shout. I guess luck is a funny old mistress. With Brown falling LBW, captain Millar came in, and looked aggressive from the get-go. ND's had their chances to dismiss both of the larger (and elder) statesmen in the stags side, but were unable, with both striking the ball very cleanly to get us over the line in seventy overs.

(Dave Millar hits out)

Fittingly, Millar bombed a six over mid wicket to finish it off, leaving Iqbal scratching his head at the other end on 47 not. Sorry Iq, but as you say yourself, that might be the last time this season you're that close to a half century. A very good win by the stags, assisted by the fact that ND's had two quickies playing injured (as my pal from their side didn't hesitate reminding me) but the six points are now ours, leaving us in a good position to pounce and hopefully consolidate a top six spot at the end of the season.

Did I mention how hot it was on Saturday?

Til next time'

Patrick 'Ginger Ninja' Effeney

5th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

5th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

5th Grade back in the hunt 

Not since bygone days has this writer had the opportunity to write a 5th grade report. In fact it maybe before Justin Avendano was born.

Pat "Ginger Ninger" Effeney takes 4 poles against the Bears

First of all, one of my new features in this issue is LOST AND FOUND. Found at Chatswood Oval just recently 1 bottle of Loreal Paris dermo expertise sublime bronze, self'tanning milk + smoothing effect with AHA, even, natural'looking tan, 12 hours hydration 150 ml face and body. If lost please phone Tony (040-FAKE-TAN).

As it turned out Millar lost the toss, things don't change, and surprisingly we were sent in on what looked like a hardish even deck with a good cover of grass. North Sydney can never be accused of a lacklustre effort with their grounds. Their grounds people definitely earn their keep. Credit must be given where credit is due.

There was a little life in the wicket early with balls seeming around a little and bouncing. Plenty of swing early too. Don't tell Justin how to play, he''ll tell you how to play. Justin cruised his way to a brisk 25 before trying to noodle one through the mid ' wicket area and moving well across his stumps. He was adjudged LBW.

Kris Colley (Kris Kros) arrived at the crease fresh faced and bouncing with enthusiasm. Up until date Kris's results have been modest, but today there was a feel of self assurance. I only wish I had started playing this young. Kleem made it to 39 before looking to break the shackles trying to loft one over mid on. Kleem looked calm and collected while at the crease but looked for that trigger to really set the innings on fire. It was not to be - however both 'special Ks' contributed a good partnership to the team's cause

Cam Brown has been impressive this season with a string of handy scores. Unfortunately it was not his day and he was dismissed lbw early. Henry Carmichael came to the crease and, with Colley, were watchful and contented early on taking what runs were on offer . We went to the tea interval at about 3/100 with the rest of the afternoon to bat. During the break it was found out Justin Avendano 'Googles' his own name approximately 2-to-56 times per day. According to him there around 200 pages of articles relating to the great man himself. Most are the resultsvault pages, but it is good to be popular nonetheless.

Kris Colley punches one down the ground on his way to 101

Sometimes when bored I'll often 'Google' people I know just to see what they have been up to. Just recently I typed Anthony Sherman and found all kinds of articles relating to his exciting escapades in the Northern hemisphere. I then decided to type in Tony Wilson ' SHEEP but for legal reasons I am not permitted any further.

What took place after lunch was extraordinary Kris Colley and Henry Carmichael took apart the North Sydney bowling attack apart. I t was relentless. In particular Carmichael was devastating. Kris Colley was eventually dismissed for 101. This was a partnership of 208, the highest ever 4th wicket partnership in all grades. A total of 4/321 was realised at the end of the day.

I can't comment about the warm-up on day 2, I was stuck in the terrible traffic between Cammery and ... well' Cammery. However, I do note that on day 2 we were presented with very similar conditions. Pat Effeney broke through early and eventually achieved the figures of 4/50. The spin twins Justin Avendano and Iqbal Ahmed tightened the screws. Justin ended up with the very impressive figures of 3/13 while Iqbal was very unlucky claiming just the 1 wicket for 55. I have played plenty of cricket with Iqbal and 5th grade are extremely lucky to have his services. At some clubs he'd be playing as high as 2nd grade. It should also be noted David Millar chimed in with 2/24. They were dismissed for about 180.

An excellent win by the boys and 5th grade will be looking to improve on their position against well placed Northern Districts. Until next time stay tuned.

Thanks Mitch

 

Kris Colley and Henry Carmichael leave the field with 3 figures against their names

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7 - Day 2

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7 - Day 2

5th Grade back on track  

5 airports, 4 flights, 3 delayed flights, 2 missed transfers and 1 free hotel in Hong Kong later, I have begun to write. Sorry about the report being late guys.

Cam Brown launches one down the ground

Yes, I am in Turkey and no there is no cricket here. There are, however, many kebab shops. many drug users and lots of people with no idea about English. Thus we adapt. Currently I am writing in an internet cafe in Istanbul. I got here from Ankara in a converted ambulance with a movie director, a paraglider and a dog. I sat with the dog in the back. I know you are all waiting for the cricket report though, so here goes.

A rather crowded vehicle shuttled us to the ground on the day, leaving us all reaching for our deep vein thrombosis guides on arrival, as well as our game faces. Between Dan Lake's abundance of stories about old girlfriends and Shenal's pumping hip hop, not to mention that 5's were on the brink of a much needed victory, there was a lot to be excited about .

This excitement was channelled into a game of touch American Football, with Brett Favre (McKeith) squaring off against Eli Manning (Effeney). Favre proved that age is no barrier for a QB, something I put down mainly to the deceptive running of Dan 'Wide Receiver' Lake. In fact, don't beleive anything Favre tells you about his Gridiron skills.

Cam Brown and Harry Turner (Replacement midweek) resumed on a deck that looked as good as any for batting, conditions promised to be much better for batting this time around. With only 87 to chase it was a very simple equation. Cam carried on his good form from past weeks and managed (37). Other notable contributors were Kris Colley and Will 'Favre' McKeith with (20) and (25) respectively. Despite wickets falling relatively consistently we were able to pass the target 6 down.

Harry's replacement, Matt Cain, watches as the snick is taken by the keeper

Once a few more had been added, Millar decided batting was boring and declared at which point Effeney and Lake were called into action. Lake begun extremely well, picking up two wickets in his first two overs. Effeney also managed one the over before tea, and with 3 wickets down and the Hawks still in negative territory, we were looking for an unlikely outright.

Tea was good, not just chips this week which was an immediate improvement. After tea, however, was not so good. Lake bowled well but without luck. Effeney picked up another wicket but after that two of the more experienced Hawks played very sensibly and stayed at the crease before playing some big shots. A lesson to be learned by all batsmen, perhaps, on the value of building an innings. Once again, Millar got bored and called it quits.

A satisfying victory and the team song was sung with great gusto.

If this report contains undotted I's (i) I apologise, but it's the computer's fault.

Til next time, from Turkey

Pat Effeney

5th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

5th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

No match - Abandoned due to rain

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7 - Day 1

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7 - Day 1

5th Grade in a strong position

5th Grade arrived at Bensons Lane, (almost) everyone on time, only to find out the pitch had a sizeable damp spot halfway down, and thus play would start at around 2:30. That gave a few of us two hours to enjoy the atmosphere of Richmond. Some chose the safest route and went to Maccas, others chose to sample the local cuisine and townsfolk. Piling into Will 'the symbol' McKeith's rather unsanitary car littered with his shoes, socks, unfinished washing and assorted crayolas, a few of us went to the hippest cafe in Richmond to see if lattes are made the same way.

Effeney earlier in the season

Turns out they are, for all those who were curious. This isn't supposed to be a restaurant review, but for anyone interested portions were ample, service was friendly and eager and flavours were on point. I forget the name of the cafe though'

The two hours simply flew by viewing the local flora and fauna, puzzling over why some radios don't pick up AM, and determining whether Effeney or McKeith's car is the bigger heap of junk. At around one-thirty the umpires announced that play would begin in an hour. Time for relaxation was over, and 5ths were all business.

After an intense game of touch in which the bottom five defeated top six with a try on the bell, we were told by captain Millar that we would be in the field for the day. The quicks couldn't have asked for better conditions for bowling and they were thankful that the captain had won the toss. He hadn't ' nothing new there ' but the Hawks had chosen to bat first. The pitch was bestowed with rather variable bounce, and ample cloud cover and a cross breeze meant that swing was very probable. Lake and Effeney were chosen to open up despite Avendano's protestations.

Over one dictated the rest of the day's play, with several plays and misses and no runs scored. Lake had to be the unluckiest bowler of the day, with no batsmen seemingly able to put bat on any of his well controlled deliveries. None for six off eight was the result, and this ensured pressure was on from the very start. The benefactor of Lake's control was Patrick 'The Ginger Ninja' Effeney, snaring the first three poles. On a hat-trick, and with a leg slip for the first time in his life, the batsman watched despairingly as the ball went straight through the gate and over off stump.

Once the openers were off, a piece of inspired captaincy brought the captain himself to the crease. Even with an injured ankle, Millar is still one of the finest seamers in fifths, with his loop, guile and drift coming to the fore on this occasion. He blames his ankle for his lack of pace, but a full time move to Gordon's swelling spin stocks are on the cards, so goes the rumour mill.

Avendano delivers a well-flighted full toss to dismiss another batsman

So with Millar snaring the wicket of the opener who had stayed at the crease for a good time (his first for the season, he did not hesitate in reminding everyone, even the opposition) Gordon were well on top with four down and not many on the board.

'Cougar' McKeith, 'Silent Bob' Kinny and 'The Foetus' Avendano did the remainder of the bowling, mopping up the tail in relatively quick time. McKeith snared three wickets, making use of the damp patch (as he does so well away from the field) for his first, but after a change of ends had two more. Avendano bowled effectively, with his wicket ball being the full toss, to which two opposition batsman succumbed. It seems an Avendano full toss is like none other in terms of the regularity in which it takes wickets. But who can argue with three wickets from four overs, right? This scribe certainly can.

A particularly amusing incident in the field was Harry Turner's catch in the outfield off one of those drifting, looping, ripping, non-bouncing full tosses of Avendano's. It seemed Turner had not made the full transition from rugby to cricket season, with the techniques being confused somewhere between ball flying off bat and ball thudding into chest. As the sickening thump echoed around the ground, Turner smacked his hand against his chest to secure the catch, the wicket and a rather painful bruise for the days to come.

Inspirational.

Otherwise, The Foetus and The Cougar made short work of the last six, barring a handy sixth wicket partnership, and the Hawks innings came to an end on 87. A great effort by all the bowlers who showed good control from the get go, and maintained it throughout the innings. The fielding was also good, with no real chances missed and sharp ground fielding all throughout.

In reply, we lost more wickets than we would have liked, finishing the day at 3/26. Millar, Sajdeh and Avendano were all disappointed not to be there at the finish of play, but the total posted is not exactly a mammoth, and with the shine coming off the new ball, we should be able to convert this into a solid win.

Til next week'

Patrick 'More nicknames than is reasonable' Effeney

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

Another victory is left behind

With Killara out of action, the 5th Grade Stags made the journey to Rance Oval to play our 'home' game against Penrith.

Kris Colley lets one go through to the keeper

The removal of the covers revealed a large wet patch, just outside the off stump of the left-handers and meant that play would not start on time. The intervening hours between arriving at the ground and the start of play were spent making fun of 'Grandpa' Millar who made his way to the ground with the aid of a walking stick and Will 'Cougar' McKeith who enlisted the help of his girlfriend for support to get to the ground. His late arrival at the ground was greeted with an entertaining story about how he was forced to stop off at McDonald's for a happy meal in order to get this week's toy and then stop at the local newsagency to find coloured pencils and a colouring book!

At tea time both captains agreed to start play and try and salvage what was left of the day. Fortunately 'Grandpa' managed to win the toss and sent Penrith in on a green top. A fiery opening spell from James 'Billy' Kidd and Pat 'Twinkle Toes' Effeney deserved more reward for their toil. Each managed to get through the defences of the Penrith openers and put Penrith on the back foot right from the start. When the umpires called for the cordial Penrith were 2/38.

The second session saw a change of tactic from 'Grandpa' Millar yielding to the immense expectation and pressure from the crowd, bringing Justin 'I would have taken 20 wickets in Nagpur' Avandano at one end and 'Cougar' McKeith at the other. This was a great little session where we fielded with enthusiasm and built up lots of pressure with consistent dot balls. Both bowlers troubled the batsmen and were unlucky to not pick up more cheeky player points each. However 'Cougar' McKeith did pick up a kiss and a hug for his efforts from his number 1 fan.

As the light faded and the threat of poor light beckoned the end of the day, Avandano and Sajdeh took up the attack in tandem until the batsmen cut the afternoon short, calling for bad light at 5/108. A disappointing end to a good day of cricket, with the opportunity to get more overs at the batsmen it was conceivable that Penrith could have been really looking down the barrel.

Avendano on his way to a good couple of poles

A good start on day 2, with some early scalps, was imperative to give our batsmen a good chance to knock over the runs. The day started off well with 'Twinkle Toes' Effeney and 'Billy' Kidd troubling the batsmen right from the first ball. Special note must go to 'Twinkle Toes' who ran into the roaring gale force wind all morning. With the addition of only fifty more runs for the last 5 wickets, we were set a very reasonable target of 156 in 57 overs.

Both Sajdeh and Kennar knew that a good confident start was necessary, with both having to last the one-hour session prior to tea. A good couple of overs from the Penrith quick's kept both openers in check, both patiently waiting for the bad ball to put away.  We had two crucial LBW decisions early in the piece, which put us on the back foot and in a precarious position at 2/20, a position made worse by the loss of a third wicket in the over prior to tea.

The second session started off much like the first with the loss of wickets in a quick succession. A 5th wicket partnership between Mark 'Pup' Fonsaka and Cam 'Gilly' Brown, which included great running and lusty hitting, stole all the momentum from the Penrith bowlers. This partnership looked like it would take us to a well-deserved victory. Unfortunately the cricketing gods had other ideas and we lost another bundle of wickets in quick succession before succumbing to defeat 15 runs short of the target.

(James Kidd lets one go) 

A good effort with the ball, especially the quick's, they did a great job to restrict Penrith to 160 but a very poor effort with the bat with the exception of Brown who provided a backbone to our innings. An all too familiar sight this season has been the lack of partnerships right throughout the innings; something that I am certain will be fixed this week on the long road trip to Benson's Lane this coming week.

Sunil Sajdeh

5th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

5th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

Another weak performance sees victory slip away

The day started like any other, Dave lost the toss and we were in the field, (we really should be getting use to this by now). The bowlers worked hard on a batsmen friendly deck and stuck to their lines and bowled to their fields. The fielding was standard. We are still lacking that extra bit of energy. We are doing the basics right, it's just time to take it to that next level now. A bit of enthusiasm and anticipating the ball, it's something we're going to have to find otherwise we can expect more long days in the field.

Avendano bowled beautifully on the first day

The pitch was flat and the batsmen waited and punished us for bad bowling or lazy fielding. Their score kept ticking along. A surprise declaration at 5/264 saw the Stags with 4 overs to see off before the close of play. The pick of the bowlers was Pat Effeney, (3/66 of 19), who bowled well throughout the day and was lucky not to have a few more victims. Avendano picked up the other two scalps and bowled very well in the early periods of the game on a deck that gave him no assistance.

So with 4 overs left in the day Dave Millar and Sunny Sajdeh took to the crease, just wanting to make it through to next week. This was made harder by the consistent wides by the Uni opening bowler who prolonged their stay at the wicket. The day ended 0/9 for the Stags; a reasonable and very gettable chase with 10 wickets in hand. The second week would be a good test for the Stags.

We rocked up the next Saturday ready to bat all day and hopefully take away 6 points from University. We did end up batting all day; however we did not receive any points.

Cam Brown was one of the few that successfully took the attack to the University bowlers

The day did not start well, before we had even warmed up Dave Millar had tripped over the stairs leading onto the ground and his ankle swelled up, nearly to the size of Justin's head. Not a good start. He retired hurt, and Justin took his place at the top of the order.

To say that regular wickets fell at intervals would be a great understatement as the top and middle order collapsed and we were 5/28 and then 6/49. When Cam Brown (47*) joined Will McKeith (33) they showed the resistance that the rest did not. They batted positively punishing the attack, even when the field was moved into their scoring zones. McKeith fell just after the 50 run partnership and the score was 101.

Effeney had talked himself up, as usual, and stated how good he was batting in the nets, and he struck 18 in quick time, playing shots of the back foot, and piercing the field. When Effeney fell at 9/140 we were still 24 shy of the follow on target and our clumsy skipper came out to bat, with the aid of a former University player as his runner. Cam and Dave added another 19 to the score, before Dave was bowled, just 5 short of the follow on.

The Uni skipper, then sent us back in for some much needed batting practice. Cam unbeaten of 47, paired up with Sunny and had 27 overs to face out. The batting was slightly improved however wickets still fell and at the end of the day we were 5/79.

Not a great game and a lot to think about. Application is worth more than skill or talent at this level and that is what we are lacking at the moment. Losing is a habit and not one I'm sure any of us would like to get use to. We have a week to turn it around before Penrith.

Lets step in up boys.

Mark Fonseka

5th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

5th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

5th Grade takes away a well-earned draw

Useless bloody skipper. There is a rule, somewhere, buried within the laws of this great game, which allows the captain to nominate another player to do the coin toss for him. The 5th Grade skipper should utilize this rule. Every bloody game.

Kenner's 90 was one of the few talking points... along with his 2 wickets

To say we were behind the 8-ball from the start was a bit of an understatement. Beauchamp was looking a picture; the grass was short, the pitch was rock hard and the temperature would make it uncomfortable to be chasing leather all day. Added to this, the Stags had a bowling attack that opened up with Millar - into the breeze mind you ' who had injured himself lifting the covers onto the trolley before play. The ball barely reached the other end before it was dispatched into the distance.

And dispatched we were. 380 odd runs came from the 80 overs in the day. It was a long day in the field chasing the ball through the Beauchamp carpark and retrieving it from Roseville, Lindfield and, towards the end of the day, as far as Sutherland. A couple of crucial catches went down. Both were struck firmly but should have been taken. We needed them. As a result, nearly 200 runs were scored by these two bats after those chances were grassed.

Our intensity in the field was not up to scratch. Although there weren't really any misfields, overthrows or other mistakes, players were not anticipating in the field. Not expecting the ball to come to them. Not wanting the ball to come to them. There were a lot of stationary bodies throughout the day and not enough support given to the bowlers who had to toil away on a lifeless deck.

I will not dwell on this much longer than to say our best bowling performance, after Millar had kept it very tight from his end early, was from Richie 'Sticks' Kenner, with a couple of consolation wickets at the end of the day. After almost leaving the field in protest, after Wigham was given an over before him, the man with more moving parts in his bowling action that any other person known to mankind struck with his first ball ' a mistimed swot at a ball travelling well down leg side that caught the top edge. I was told that Kenner's insistence in the group huddle that 'it was all planned' was reminiscent of Trevor 'The Angry Ant' Watling who used to drum into his troops the idea of line and length. Before having a bloke caught on the boundary from a rank short ball.

Day 2 could only get better.

Some good work from the groundsman saw a deck that was in good shape, although still a little soft, after all the rain during the week. Unfortunately, neither of the openers were able to adjust quickly enough to the deck 'popping' early on.

It was imperative that they saw us through the opening 10 overs or so, until the deck settled down, and then built a platform to attack during the later session. I have been told, and all those playing at Beauchamp should be aware of this, that you can almost score twice as many runs in the session after tea if you have wickets in hand. The deck always flattens out and becomes a pleasure to bat on.

Losing those two wickets for just ten runs meant we were not looking to good at this stage. Any dreams of getting 400 went out the window. However, Kenner and Wigham set about rectifying the innings. Sitting back in the stands, it was a pleasure to see Wigham flourish in these conditions. He waited for the ball to come onto the bat and guided plenty of runs behind square on both sides of the wicket. When he had to, he dropped his hands and wore the ball, rather than risking popping it up to the men in close. Kenner, usually a quiet accumulator of runs, was patient, determined and looked like he wanted to see out the full 80 overs for his side and club. It took a full 90 mins for him to get his first 10 or so runs. But it was just what we needed ' from the openers.

Unfortunately Wigham's chanceless innings was cut short by a good piece of fielding and a direct hit at the keeper's end. Decisions tend to even themselves out over the long run and Jono is due for plenty of it to come his way soon.

Jono carves one out through the covers

Another close all to Kenner, who was very lucky not to be following Jono back to the sheds, saw the team's luck even up and we went into tea was 7 wickets in hand.

At this point I had to leave the game and field for the injured Stephenson in 1st Grade. However I was told that after tea the deck had settled out and Kenner began to put the Sutherland bowlers to the sword. McKeith, Selby and Qureshi all had the chance to capitalise on an afternoon in the sun, plenty of overs and plenty of red ink next to their name come the end of the day. All three failed to support Kenner and quickly followed each other back to the sheds.

Fonseka, looking to find some form before the game against his old club, joined Kenner and soaked up the pressure. The field came in closer and men were to be found all around the bat. A patient start to his innings and an application that wasn't evident in the previous batsmen saw him there the whole way to the end of the game.

Kenner was unlucky not to be there at the end, but an edge through to slip brought his innings to a close a handful of runs short of what would have been a well deserved 100.

This brought Cam Brown to the crease and, after a few hairy runs, was dismissed with half an hour or so to go in the day. Kinney took his place out in the centre and when he feathered a ball through to the keeper there were 2.2 overs left in the day.

It was down to Fonseka and Millar to see out the day and ensure that the Sharks did not return home with any points. As McKeith was entertaining those in the stands with his wildly fluctuating preferences for the age of his love interests, Cam Brown's sister dropped by and then wisely left before McKeith could do any damage. Best any women under 18 - or over 50 - stay well way from the game.

With an imploring shout by the Sharks on the penultimate ball of the day for an LBW that hit Fonseka directly in line with the middle but somewhere around his Adam's apple, and the final ball left untouched, the game was over and the Stags had seen out the day, 9 wickets down, still 140 runs behind.

From the start of the day, the Sharks never really pressured the batsmen, having a ring field with a couple of slips. It wasn't until the ship had almost sailed that they began to turn the screws. Perhaps they should have declared the previous week or simply just got under our noses from the start, but we were happy not to concede points, knowing that next week we will have a stronger bowling attack with plenty of potency.

Let's get this season back on track Stags.

Kris Colley

5th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

5th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

5th Grade fail with bat and ball

After taking Tuesday and Friday nights to set up sight screens and put down covers at Beauchamp Oval, the Gordon 5th Graders were ready for another great game of cricket against Wests. The Gordon boys knew that it would be a tough game, however after two good wins against traditionally tough opponents to start the season, the mood from the change room was good.

Sajdeh makes a few runs early

The day got off to a great start when we realised that the council had put a lock on the change room door that nobody had a key to. This was not a huge problem as the rooms could be entered through the main room of the pavilion; however we later realised that for Wests to get to their change room they had to walk straight through ours, this had the potential to cause many awkward moments throughout the match.

The sight screens were up, covers were off, and before we knew it Dave 'Millsy' Millar was out in the centre losing the toss. The wicket had a bit of green on it and as mentioned Millar lost the toss and the Gordon boys were sent in to bat. The innings started nicely with Kris Colley and Sunny Sajdeh pushing the ball around before Kris was unfortunately dismissed. This brought Kenner to the crease. Kenner and Sajdeh, the stalwarts, pushed on and with some great shots and quick singles the Gordon innings was well underway.

In bizarre fashion and something I have never seen before in my cricketing life, the Wests left arm opening bowler was dismissed from the bowling attack by the umpires after three warnings for following through on the pitch. The boys in the pavilion did not know what had gone on until Kris Colley told us about the footmarks he had left right down the middle of the pitch (ironically the problem itself being a "left, right down the middle of the pitch") . One big black footmark on a good length on off-stump and another short of a length outside off-stump. He must have had a very weird follow through.

Kenner and Sajdeh continued to play very well and got the score to 79 before Sajdeh was dismissed. At 2-79 the Gordon boys where not looking too bad. (The worst was yet to come). Unfortunately 5 wickets for 4 runs in the 6 overs placed Gordon at 6-84 and suddenly not in the best position! The middle order had failed to do its job.

There was no need to panic just yet as Selby and Millar were at the crease. Selby decided that it was a good idea to get off the mark with a massive six over mid-off into the houses across the road almost taking out a white van. The two managed to keep the score ticking over and had put on 40 runs in 8 overs before Selby top edged a sweep shot to the square leg boundary where a flying Wests player took a great catch low to the ground. There was some doubt about the catch and the two umpires met in the middle. Despite some serious doubts voiced by the square leg umpire Selby was required to depart the field.

Next ball Millar did the same thing and a suspect catch was taking. A Wests player dived caught the ball and then hit the ground. To the people on the field he had his back toward them and they all thought it was a catch however from where we were sitting, those who saw it saw the ball come out of his hands as he hit the ground before he re-gathered it and claimed it. Millar had to depart and two big moments in the game had fallen in favour of Wests.

It is fair to say that both wickets deserved to be theirs. Both shots were miscues that sailed high in the air and should have been taken much more cleanly than they were.

"Sticks" Kenner whips one onto the leg side

Before long, with another collapse of 4/6, the Gordon innings was wrapped up on 128 well before the full allotment of overs. This score was disappointing; however we knew we had a chance if we bowled well.

Gordon took the field in an effort to roll Wests for under 128. Tim Fulton and Patrick Effaney bowled well early but somehow the scoreboard kept ticking over for Wests. Dave Millar and Vaughan Patterson also bowled well throughout the middle overs however catches went down and Wests started to run away with the game. Matt Selby assured us he would take 10 for 0 if the captain would let him bowl and after his first over of 1 for 0 with a great catch from Richie Kenner it looked possible! Unfortunately Wests picked up the scoring and before long they had reached the total only 1 down.

This was a disappointing result for the boys as they had started the season so well. I hope there are plenty of men hurting from such a result. The middle order batting let us down; however we have a chance to redeem ourselves on Saturday! I'm sure all the players will be looking forward to it and we hope we can get a win for our fantastic club, GORDON!

Jono Wigham

5th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

5th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

5th Grade gets over the line to grab points  

A full compliment of players arrived at Jensen Oval on Saturday morning, confident after a bonus point win in the previous week with a man short. However, Bankstown, our opponents had pulled off a bonus point win in their round one clash as well, so we entered the contest with a very cautious approach.

Sajdeh gets the batting off to a handy start

Rain delayed our start of by half an hour with the Bulldogs skipper keen to head home and Captain Dave Millar champing at the bit to bowl with the wind again. After winning his 3rd toss from 20 attempts we sent Bankstown into bat on a pitch that looked like it would offer a bit to both bat and ball.

Not after the Gordon boys had pulled the home team's covers on and off the deck a couple of times.

A heavy downpour sent us from the field after only 2 overs during which we were able to knock off one of the openers. With the rain getting heavier and a now freshened up pitch the opposition skipper again pushed for calling the day off. But armed with his laptop and wireless internet Millar was on the bureau of meteorology's website studying the radar as if he were Tim Bailey. He managed to convince the umpires (but not the opposition skipper) that the rain would pass and we would be back on the field at 1:30 before fitting in the rest of the days play.

As predicted, the rain stopped and we were able to take the field again. Despite losing another two early wickets, Bankstown got off to a fairly quick start and were 3 for 40 before Justin 'Embryo' Avendano gave his hat to the umpire. Turing the ball square and landing them in the right spot he was able to keep the Bankstown batsmen scoreless for his first 6 overs. Dave Millar supported the young leggy well going for just 6 runs from his 8 overs.

The pressure was building and Justin, grunting like Maria Sharapova, was able to get wickets consistently throughout his spell including a LBW, two bowled and a handful of catches using great pieces of deception. He bowled 22 overs straight with figures of 5 for 18. After each wicket he took he made sure to reminded us how many fantasy points he was worth this week which and encouraged us to pick him as captain in our own sides. No-one did.

Mark 'Lotto' Fonseka also bowled a good spell, managing to keep the batsmen, the keeper and more often than not himself guessing as to what ball would come next ending with figures of 1 for 23. The day ended with Bankstown in trouble at 9 for 129.

Justin "Maria" Avendano with 8 wickets already this season

At the start of day two we were keen to knock off the last wicket without giving Bansktown any bonus runs. Luckily the Embryo, fresh from a warm-up in his backyard net, hadn't lost any of his form and was able to clean up the final wicket in just 3 balls with one run added to the Bansktown total to finish with figures of 6 for 19 ' this one round his legs and all!

Sunny Sajdeh got our chase to a great start, playing shots on both sides of the wicket ' but mainly his trademark leg-side nudges, noodles and knocks - and had a crucial partnership with Jono Wigham to steady the top order after the loss of some early wickets. Sunny was trapped in front for 38 to a well bowled wrong-un by Bankstown's very own fetus, aged 14. Boy did Justin feel old!

Rain, once again stopped play at the tea break. As Millar again studied the weather radar, Kris Colley's grandfather showed us the best way to kill time during a rain delay by visiting the local strip club for a cappuccino. He rated the coffee and Sefton's Monday morning line up as 'not the best he's ever had.'

Once the rain cleared, play restarted and we found ourselves in a very comfortable position at 3 for 70. The runs were ticking over nicely before Jono Wigham fell for 30 and Mark Fonseka departed after making a solid contribution. Only a handful of runs were needed with 5 wickets in hand and it seemed as though a relatively comfortable win was on the cards.

In the closing stages only 5 runs were required with 5 wickets left in the shed before three quick wickets sent nerves throughout the side. But Nathan Kinny and Tim Fulton were able to steady the ship and score the remaining runs for the win. Not a moment too soon either as the remaining 2 wickets fell without adding to the score, so we won by a solitary run.

The Bankstown captain felt it appropriate to have second dig for 9 overs, despite there being less than a snowflakes chance in hell of a result, before both captains agreed to call it a day. Overall a good win set up by a great spell of leg spin bowling by the Embryo.

Tim Fulton

5th Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

5th Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

5th Grade vs Randy-Petes

1 man down, but 7 points on the board

A hot sunny morning welcomed the 5th grade team onto the field. We warmed up with about 6 players and we knew that it was going to be hard against last year's grand finalists. Were we going to have another John Sawtell moment? Surely not, it wasn't that hot out there. We've been told that Knox boys are made of tougher stuff. Nevertheless, the captain, and former Knox boy, Will Sweeney was confident with the reduced line-up, called heads and opted to bowl first. Brave move!

Justin "The Embryo" Avendano - growing out of his trousers

Actually I have no idea if he won the toss, but we found ourselves in the field nonetheless. With only 9 men on the field, and an opening bowler down, Sweeney's hand was forced and Millar shed the keeping pads and took up the challenge to run into the breeze and up a hill in order to pair up with Tim Fulton to open the bowling (Tiddles would be ashamed if he found out Sweeney allowed Millar to run with the breeze in the first half).

The opposition found hard to score under Millar's (fast ' well slow medium) bowling which had them jumping all over the place. After 12 overs for almost no runs and now with 10 players on the field, the players knew that we were on top. With a couple chances going down on the field, James 'Billy' Kidd got the break through with sharp bowling with figures (1 for 24).

When the opposition started to increase the run rate, Will decided to put spin from both ends; both bowlers rewarded the captain with some very tidy figures. Justin 'Embryo' Avendano (2 for 34 after 10) put in a much bigger performance much to the chagrin of Kenner, who is now both smaller and slower than the 15 year old. Mark 'The Fonz' Fonsaka (0-5 after 5) has been imported from Sydney Uni and bowled a very mixed bag of deliveries that kept the batsmen, wicketkeeper and usually himself guessing as to what was coming next. His athleticism in the field, a tidy pair of hands and a solid arm meant that there were very few runs scored through the point region.

A few runs were leaked in the final few overs, but the score was kept down to a very manageable 190. With only a couple of wickets down and 10 overs to go, Randwick-Petersham would have been looking for a much bigger total. But credit to the bowlers and especially the fielders in restricting them to a very gettable target.

Millar on his way to 0/15 from his ten

After lunch, our openers Kris 'Steve' oh, sh!t' sorry mate' Colley and Richie 'Sticks' Kenner got us off to a very good start, with Richie flying to his first 50 of the season. Colley fell, bowled around his legs, with the score on 60-odd and Vaughan 'Micky V' Patterson was caught lofting the ball down the ground. Our stand-in wicket keeper Jono 'Chief' Wigham lifted the run rate with Kenner in search of an early season bonus point. Sticks finished with 71 after chopping a ball back onto his stumps, bringing the skipper to the crease.

For those watching, it brought back memories of Dave Gray as he strode out to the crease to meet the young pup Wigham. The order was issued that there was to be no quick singles due to his age / lack of fitness / desire to win it in boundaries. For those of you who are unaware of Will's background ' Will was a regular in 2nd grade before succumbing to the curse that has stopped Ed Howitt Snr from returning to the field in recent years (bad knees). Opting not to have titanium replacements, Will is currently recovering from tendinitis and is playing as a batsman whilst captaining 5th grade. A true club man and you would struggle to find a person who could say a bad word about the man ' despite what Higgins would have you believe.

The Chief and our captain kept pushing on towards the bonus point for the team and after a quiet start the Chief showed some very classy shots through and over the field. Sweeney butchered the bowling from ball one and sent some lusty straight drives cannoning into the picket fence. With only 3 runs to win within 11 balls to get the bonus point, The Chief tried to finish it with a pull over mid-wicket. A great catch was taken by a bloke who had done nothing all day and this then saw both the Fonz and the Embryo fall in the remainder of the over.

Thinking it was all over, Millar, missing a right pad, left glove and his bat, strode to the crease to finish of the game with his skipper. Luckily it was the end of the over and he had time to retrieve his missing gear.

Steve... sorry Kris Colley opening the innings for the Stags

Sweeney knocked the first ball through the covers for 1. Fittingly he brought up his 50 with this ' not that any of his teammates even clapped. Perhaps they too may have a bad word to say about him. But more than likely they were engrossed in the finish.

A quick single to Millar, testing out Sweeney's knee, and a leg bye saw the side home with a couple of balls inside of the 40 overs.

It was a solid win to the 5th Graders who played a man down all day. The song was sung with gusto and the new players will hopefully get a chance to learn the words in the coming rounds.

Finishing an hour early, a few players packed into the local pub to watch the end of the AFL Grand Final. We publically apologise for an unnamed player's first ever trip inside one of these hallowed drinking establishments.

To borrow a phrase 'You stay classy Livingston Hotel' ' and all its patrons

 

First Grade Match Reports 08/09

First Grade Match Reports 08/09

First Grade plays for the Belvedere Cup and all grade points go to the Club Championship total.

For the First grade schedule go to Fixtures

First Grade match reports for 2008/09 season are provided below:

1st Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14 - Day 2

1st Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14 - Day 2

1st Grade now need a miracle after loss to Ghosts

First Grade arrived at Raby 1 with it all to do in the second half of this season defining clash. With 7 wickets needed for less than 120 and the prospect of another juicy wicket, there was a lot of possibilities in 96 overs.

A bright note during the day: BMac congratulates Colley on a fantastic catch

Upon arrival, all plans had to be immediately reviewed as the wicket presented could not have been more different from week 1. A hard brown featherbed was going to make the task very difficult. Indeed Campbelltown needed 10 points to stay in the running for the season and the wicket presented was certainly not conducive to that. We had been on the wrong side of conditions 5 or 6 times this season and triumphed and would have to do it again. On the plus side the wicket was so dry it looked like it might spin for Macdonald and Colley.

Connell and Edwards bowled good consistent initial spells but were never really in the game with the lack of pace and bounce stifling their considerable efforts. Connell struck the edge a few times only to see the ball die a few metres from the bat.

MacDonald appeared the only hope as he was brought on with out a wicket going down. He responded to the challenge, gaining some turn and consistently challenging the previously unhindered McKell and Croese. Unfortunately 2 catches went down, both from Brendan's bowling and it wasn't until the score was past 100 that he held onto a sharp shoulder high caught and bowled from the night watchman, Croese. Croese had batted for 80 minutes for less than 20 on a very good wicket, soaking up valuable time in the game. Mckell was holding the batting together but was getting very tired and began playing some loose shots.

The new batter was state representative Scott Coyte, 3 men were immediately dispatched to the deep on the leg side. Coyte obliged by smashing his second ball high to mid on where Steve Colley took a great catch close to the fence. Colley and MacDonald were both turning the ball and causing problems, Adam Coyte and Mckell put together a partnership taking the score past 130, only 5 down. Nicholson came back into the attack and pre lunch the Stags needed something. McKell was very tired and helped Gordon by smashing a half tracker from MacDonald straight to Ben Garrett at mid on where he held a scorcher above his head.

Steve Colley extracts some turn out of a flat dusty deck

The door was ajar at 6-140 with ten minutes to lunch. Ian Beverley then combined with MacDonald to dismiss Adam Coyte with the catch of the season. A low edge from the cue end of the bat was held only an inch from the turf. In a testament to Bev's technique and hard work throughout the season, it had all come together in one perfect catch. A great example for others to follow.

At 7-143 at lunch it was game on for the six points. Gordon had done an excellent job to hang in the contest against the odds. Alas there was no more joy after lunch. Campbelltown mixed resolute defence with some attacking flair to peel off the runs relatively easily after the break. It felt like a long season of the bowlers getting the team out of trouble had caught up with them. They can't be expected to do it every week.

Campbelltown declared straight away and Gordon set about trying to set some sort of target. Looking for about 150 ' 160 from 22 overs was always going to be tough. Due to the flat pitch and the time taken to earn first innings points, a ten point match was almost impossible. On that wicket, any small chase was always going to favour the batting side. Gordon couldn't get enough of a target with enough overs to bowl Campbelltown out, and despite the disappointment of Tony Clarke, the game was called off. This game was highlighted by some very good bowling by Brendan MacDonald, supported as usual by Dylan Connell and some good spells from Rob Edwards. Iain Beverley had a very good all round game and Cam Eccles burst back into form in the second innings with some crunching straight drives and pulls.

This looks to be the end of the line for the first grade side. Only a miraculous result this week against cellar dwellers UNSW will see us progress to the finals. A very, very disappointing situation, given our dominance before Christmas. Unfortunately we haven't had enough consistent contributors this season. Too many relying on too few will not win you a flag

Matt Nicholson

 

Bombas supervises the 5th Grade warm-up: Not quite Merv Hughes & Bay 13

 

1st Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14 - Day 1

1st Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14 - Day 1

1st Grade bowlers to do the work... again  

The Gordon First Grade side travelled down the M5 for a must win encounter against the Ghosts. Recent weeks have seen their powerful position on the table eroded as the batsmen have squandered opportunities to shine.

Nicholson won the toss on a grassy and somewhat damp pitch. The decision was to bat first and try and get some sort of score on the board as our attempts to chase in recent times had been ordinary to say the least.

Packman, who fought hard and provided a backbone to the innings

Steve Colley, on debut and Cam Eccles went out to face the music. Both players fought hard on a tough wicket, it was fortunate for Gordon that the bowling was not particularly accurate in the opening exchanges.

It wasn't long before Colley was trapped LBW for two and Bombas followed shortly after, playing one on from veteran Tony Clark. Normal transmission had resumed and the Stags were 2-20. James Packman was asked to perform his weekly rescue mission along with Eccles, who was uncomfortable but fighting hard. The board was creeping along at one run per over and both players were hanging in there. A change of bowling saw Campbelltown's English import Gidman trap Eccles in front and once again it was Nicholson and Packman set with the task of rebuilding from 3-30. Both players applied themselves and batted selectively and positively to take the score to 3-58 at lunch. This continued after the break until the score was 103 when Nicho chopped one on from the spin of Burke. This wicket facilitated a collapse and as is so often the case the Gordon batting appeared soft and listless.

Before the captain had his pads off, Garrett and Evans had both been caught in front by Burke who had completed a hat-trick. Packman was soon gone as well for a hard fought 40, Burke had 4 and the Stags were in tatters at 7-109. MacDonald played his usual breezy knock which was cut short by teenage leg spinner Brain, this brought Beverley and Edwards together for a partnership that gave Gordon something to bowl at. Beverley combined hard sweeps with solid defence for a vital 35, while Rob showed his growing maturity with a patient 19 not out. The less said about Dylan's contribution with the bat the better. At the end of the innings the Stags had limped to 175 and once again it was down to the bowlers.

Nicholson - before he had the pads off

Nicholson and Dylan started well and the usual 2-10 was posted. A great catch from Bombas at first slip and an LBW had Gordon in the game. From there, John McKell showed the Gordon top order how to play on a seaming pitch. Controlled aggression, mixed with good technique and patience. Rob Edwards bowled with good aggression and to everyone's delight got rid of dangerman Burke just prior to sumps. With the Ghosts poised at 3-56, the game could go either way. One of the premier bowling attacks will try and prize out a very respectable and deep batting line up. The task: 7-120. We will need to take all our catches and play with enthusiasm throughout.

Beyond the first innings result, there could be a possibility of further points, given the Ghosts position on the table and the state of the pitch.

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

1st Grade vs. Blacktown, Feb 2009

The lads from the Stags premier side arrived at Chatswood Oval having dropped out of the top 6 for the first time in 08/09 season. With the club also in the mix for the club championship, it was imperative that a win was registered.

Nicholson charges in against the Warriors

The ground was in outstanding condition and the pitch looked pretty good considering the amount of rain it had received. Matt 'The Great Man' Nicholson won the toss and elected to bowl first.

Dylan 'D-Train' Connell and Jules 'Midnight' Stephenson opened up, with Jules claiming a wicket with his first ball back from injury. All the bowlers stuck to their task, bowling good lines and not allowing Blacktown any chance to hit out. The fielding was also of high standard, although special mention must be made of Rod 'Rocket' Hokin who provided all those watching with his own highlight reel. Rod, who had already taken 2 very handy grabs, was fielding at square leg, next to the umpire. The Blacktown batsman attempted a pull shot, off Nicho's bowling. Rod immediately turned towards the boundary and began to chase the ball, or so he thought. Rocket ended up three quarters of the way to boundary when the ball landed about 3 paces from where he had initially been standing. Enough said.

A storm hit the ground around 1pm, with Blacktown 6 for 80 at the time. Play did not recommence until 3:20, with the game revised to 42 overs per side. Blacktown was eventually dismissed for 130, with Brendan 'BMac' McDonald the pick of the bowlers.

There was another rain delay following the change of innings which left Gordon chasing a revised total of 120 off 38 overs.

Once again the batting struggled, chasing a small total, it crumbled to be 6 for 39. James Packman with the assistance of BMac did their best to dig the Stags out of the hole, but unfortunately the task was too great, with Gordon being bowled out in the 32nd over for 101.

"BMac" - Dylan's pick of the bowlers, handy with the willow as well

With results falling our way, luckily we are still only 2 points out of the top 6. With the rest of grades winning their games and the club striving to win the club championship, it is time 1st Grade stood up and show what they are truly made of!

It was a shame not to be able to farewell Will Smith with another rendition of the team song, and the next couple of round will be interesting with the young top order required to step up and build a platform for the club to launch its assault at numerous titles.

Dylan Connell

1st Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 2

1st Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 2

Gordon v Easts First Grade Day Two

36 runs or three wickets ' the equation was pretty simple at the start of day two.

Given the general nature of Sydney grade wickets (early wickets seem a formality) and conditions due to any lingering overnight moisture, it was always going to take something special to secure those priceless runs.

(Beau Casson...another wicket)

Given the fact that it was our lower order who were entrusted with the job, hard as they usually fight, it was to prove even tougher against a fresh bowling attack, and eventually would prove beyond them. Only a further eight runs were added, and while Ed Zelma did the damage last week, this time it was his new ball partner Ritchard who took all three wickets to fall.

There was an upshot to losing so early on the second morning ' there was still plenty of time for a spirited fightback in the hope of securing outright victory.

On a wicket that ended up being expectedly flat come the middle session, early wickets were a necessity, in larger quantities than usually come about. We got three (3/32 ' I'm sure 80% of grade innings see this scoreline) before a decent partnership ensued. And as the heat and the pitch stifled a willing Stags attack, Easts progressed to 4/131 just before tea. It was looking like the inevitable handshakes would be done with early. That is not accounting for the resilience which this side possesses with the ball and in the field. Three quick wickets and a tea-time score of  7/138 set up a potentially intriguing last session ' tea was taken upon the seventh wicket and completion of Easts' number seven's pair. Just ask the poor guy whether Beau is due a stint in higher level games ' six balls faced, four of them from Beau, none of which were read correctly, and two of which claimed his wicket.

Unfortunately, Easts' lower order managed to bat long enough to ensure no outright result was possible. 13 overs were left in the day when they were bowled out for 196, leaving the Stags 223 runs adrift.

(Brendan McDonald during his three wicket spell) 

If only Beau (75 off 44 balls) had told me he was going for them ' if I (29 off 40 balls) had pulled my finger out then we may have got close... Nonetheless it was great striking from Buzz and a chanceless (!!?) innings to boot. It capped another good day for Beau (3/90 off 27 overs), as he again bowled probingly and with slightly more help from the surface, could have engineered an unlikely outright win. Brendan (3/55 off 22 overs) bowled beautifully also, and like Beau, I'm sure he would have appreciated a drier track.

It is now the pointy end of the season, and a meagre six points separates second place and us in seventh. Two wins out of the last three games, and a finals spot should be all but secured. There is no questioning the resilience, skill and quality of our bowling and fielding efforts. Now is the time for the batting to come good ' with more calm and more steel. The fickle nature of the game and of people means that a couple of brave and positive efforts now, and the struggles of the recent past will all be forgotten.

Will Smith
1st Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 1

1st Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 1

Gordon First Grade v Easts ' Day One

Those spectators who could have been forgiven for leaving this game at afternoon tea, will not have believed their eyes when they saw the scoreline in the morning's paper, following a chaotic final session.

(Beau Casson in action during his 4 wickets)

Both teams contrived to lose winning positions, and also win losing ones. Maybe it was the heat that made everyone go slightly crazy. Either way, the final sessions saw ten wickets fall for nigh on 150 runs, scored at four per over. Three more wickets than the first two sessions combined, and 50 more runs too. The end result being a game that is well and truly still on a knife edge, be it for first innings points and outright.

Losing the toss was not ideal, as the wicket looked hard and true, (thus it seemed to play for most of the day), and the weather set fair. A perfect batting day. The Stags bowlers however had other ideas, and throughout an intriguing first two sessions, the ball firmly held sway over the bat. The wicket soon revealed itself to have accentuated bounce and carry, but the fact that it was not inconsistent might have suggested scoring would have been found easier than the Easts batters portrayed. The paltry scoring rate was down to a highly impressive and disciplined display, (as has been the norm), by every Gordon bowler.

A tea-time run-rate of under two per over, and the fall of seven Easts wickets looked a fair result, given both team's apparent intentions. It proved to be the calm before the storm. And for storm, read E.Zelma. The last three Easts wickets fell soon after tea, for 143, and due to a show of greater intent from their lower order.

(An early wicket is celebrated)

For all his apparent craziness and whatever misgivings there may be on his return to Chatswood, Eddy Zelma it seems can't be accused of being anything less than whole-hearted, and possessing no little skill in his bowling either. His 5 for 31 included four of the Stags top order, and he then took the prize wicket of Nicho late in the day, to break the biggest partnership of the game (66 with Rocket), and one which was hinting at winning the game. As ever with our batting this season, nothing has been plain-sailing. Apologies for praising an opposition player, but I feel it is case of credit where credit is due. And anyhow, given a similar Stags bowling effort and more assured batting come next week, then we may have cause to celebrate first innings points, and perhaps an outright win too...

On a mixed day for Gordon, two guys in particular can hold their heads deservedly high. Apart from  Nicho of course, who at nearly 2m tall does so anyway, plus he puts in match-winning performances week in, week out. He, as ever, was talismanic. Dylan, Robby Edwards and Macca were able support also.

But I feel Beau 'Buzz' Casson was without doubt the pick. For a guy who has had his fair share of ups and downs, through that shines his commitment and the ability to enjoy a team-mates success more than his own. Figures of 4 for 38 from 21 probing overs are perhaps a little under-done. He could have had more wickets, certainly had Easts batters intent been more apparent. He is accumulating menacing rhythm with every spell he bowls, and for his sake, one hopes he wont be with us much longer.

(Bevo shows his style at Chatswood)

Commitment and enjoyment of other's success are also a forte of Iain 'Beaver' Beverley. The guy undertakes a triathlon every time he takes the field, has not misjudged or fumbled a ball for weeks, and had his innings not been unluckily (!!) cut short on Saturday, I have no doubt Bev would be 30 not out going into next Saturday. His efforts should never go unappreciated.

Without wishing to sound glib, there were many positives to take from a performance otherwise marked by underwhelming batting.

Will Smith

1st Grade Report vs Northern District - Round 11

1st Grade Report vs Northern District - Round 11

First Grade Report vs Northern Districts

On a very hot Saturday morning 1sts found themselves travelling to Waitara Oval and very keen to get back on winning ways after a disappointing couple of loses. This match sees Raging Rocket and Bevo return to a much familiar ground. With the heat reaching high thirties at 9 in the morning the obvious inclination was to throw the pads on and bat.

(Nicho during his innings at Waitara)

Nicho kindly won the toss and with a quick pep up for the top order to fire we were ready to post a big score. Will and Cam went about there business and worked there way through the new ball. After bringing up the first wicket partnership to 50 Jiggy (19) hit a catch to short cover and Cam (31) fell 1st ball after the 2nd drinks break to leave us 2-56 and needing a partnership.

Unfortunately it didn't come and we lost Packers (8), Bomba (11) and Rocket(1) for less than 30 to have us looking down the barrel at 5-82. Nicho joined Buzz at the crease and went about starting a middle order partnership. With every over with no wicket the ND players were noticeably getting frustrated and with the searing heat their concentration was reducing. Beau(28) was the next to leave edging one to the keeper and Macca(8) pushed one to first slip and we were back on the ropes at 7-137 and ND's with there tails up could sense that they could be batting soon after tea.

However Nicho and Bev had other plans with some brilliant batting and great temperament Bev and Nic's batted well after tea. The innings included some superb cover drives from Nicho's blade and Bevo the sweeping master showed that no spin bowler is safe when he is on strike.

(Bevo, Australia's number 1 sweeper)

Nicho brought up his half century and was far from finished. Their partnership was edging closer to 100 but on 99 Nicho fell for 76. Jules and Bev continued to tick the scoreboard over and Bevo brought up his 2nd first grade half century. Soon after he fell for 54. Jules was joined by Darren McConnell at the crease and sensing that the Tree's were getting tired went about smashing 30 including 7 boundaries.

At 9 for 278 stumps was called with a hefty total reached.

The second day was looking very bright for us as there was a change overnight and instead of temps of 40+ it was back down in the twenties. Dylan and Jules continued on from last night and added six more to the total before Jules nicked one behind and D-train wondering what could have been at the other end.

With 284 on the board the boys were sure with our bowling attack that it was enough we just needed to take every chance that comes our way. Backing up after spending most of Saturday in the sun Nicho got the first, with a good catch from Reece, and third break through and with Beau getting the other we had ND's 3-45 and well and truly on top. After lunch we continued our enthusiasm with the ball and the field saving runs all over the field and bowling very tight. This led to a few more wickets one for Macca, Buzzy and Dylan to have them 6-102. The talk was to have them dismissed before or just after tea and it looked that way at 8-144 with Jules and B Mac picking up more wickets.

However there number 5 bat was still working away and having reached 50 just needed someone to hang around with him. The next partnership lasted a little over an hour and added 64 to the total. With Mac taking his 3rd wicket we were edging very close to victory so the paceman were brought back on to take the last wicket.

(The slips are ready for the new ball)

However their number 11, although not looking convincing at all and a few comments such as 'when did Matt play Test cricket' and 'gees this is quick' didn't give his wicket away and was determined to get his partner to 100. On 98 Ball ran the ball down to Dylan at fine leg and set off very hard determined to get his hundred. Coming back for his second dyl ripped it into Bevo's gloves and with shouts of 'bowler' he twirled around and flinged it at the stumps and ran out the non striker for 0 and leaving Ball on 99*. A very good victory by the mighty stags.

Cameron Eccles

1st Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

1st Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

1st Grade vs. North Sydney

The lads from the Stags premier side were to resume hostilities after the Xmas break at one of Sydney's finest cricket venues, North Sydney Oval. Reinvigorated after two weeks of relaxation and festive season indulgence, the boys looked fit and raring to go.

Julian "Midnight" Stephenson in action against the Bears

Cricket is one of the few sports around the world where the result can at times hinge on the toss of the coin prior to the start play. Unfortunately this was scenario that presented itself to the North Sydney and Gordon captains, as the pitch appeared to have also had an extended break over Xmas and New Year. The playing surface was green, soft and cracked, a combination the defies all logic considering that pitch cracking is due to heat and a lack moisture, yet it was soft and green which normally means there is ample moisture. The science boffins would do well to study this freak of nature.

Nicholson lost the toss and Gordon was sent into to bat.

The entire Stags batting line up fought extremely hard not to give their wickets away, yet despite their intentions, the pitch at times was unplayable. The bounce was inconsistent and the ball seamed and turned at right angles. Nicho's dismissal was probably the best example of the variability as he was out LBW to ball that landed half way down the wicket and then proceeded to strike him on the ankle.  Bomber fought hard for 38 before being bowled by a ball that pitched on leg and clipped the top of the off bail. The Stags dismissed for 159 after 66 overs.

Early wickets would be they key for the Stags bowlers; however the North Sydney openers rode their luck, surviving the opening spells. Bowling changes were made which saw Rob 'the youth' Edwards claim his maiden 1st grade wicket, whilst 'Midnight' Stephenson worked over the other opener, before he edged a ball and was well caught. At stumps North Sydney were 2 for 55.

Day 2 saw the pitch improve slightly which would only further aid the home team. The Gordon attack all bowled good lines and lengths, constantly troubling the North Sydney batsmen.  When the 7th wicket fell on 144, the Stags had a sniff, but some lusty hitting from the North Sydney number 9 saw them pass the required total. The remaining wickets were taken fairly quickly, the final score 172. With Beau 'Buzz' Casson finishing with 4 for 57.

With just under 50 overs left in the day and nothing to lose, the Stags set about chasing quick runs, with the aim of setting North Sydney a total to chase. Will 'Jiggy' Smith scoring the only half century of the match with 58 runs off 48 balls. The innings declared closed at 7 for 138. The opposition would require 126 runs to win off 23 overs.

It's good to see "Buzz" Casson back on the field

The 23 overs turned into a blur, wickets were taken, run outs executed, balls dropped and caught, boundaries hit and sixes smashed. With 2 overs to go, North Sydney required 9 runs with 4 wickets in hand. D-Train (3-21 off 5) bowled the 22nd over and Midnight (2-26 off 8) the 23rd, both doing a fine job in restricting the runs whilst trying to take wickets. The match finished with the score at 8 for 123, both sides having gone within a whisker of an outright victory. But unfortunately the Stags had been defeated on 1st innings. In the match 592 runs had been scored for the loss of 35 wickets.

There is little doubt that on a level or maybe a less uneven playing field the Gordon boys would have been victorious. It is one of the few times when a team has lost that they could honestly say they played better cricket than the opposition. Although disappointed with losing, there is so much that can be taken away from the contest.

 Dylan Connell

1st Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

1st Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

1st Grade Report v Manly

After a deluge of rain on Friday and overnight it was a testament to the ground-staff and Gordon volunteers that play began only 2 hours late. The Stags were inserted on a wicket which offered the bowlers plenty of side-ways movement. The Gordon top order resisted well before wickets began to fall at regular intervals. Eccles made a valuable 34 before Nicholson (38 not out off 33 balls) showed good intent in the final overs to push the score up to a competitive 7 for 191 off 49 overs.

The boys celebrate Chad's first pole

In reply Manly struggled early against a formidable attack. Nicholson twice induced an edge to Beverley before Connell struck to remove the dangerous Cruickshank for just 4. The ball was then given to Chad Soper, the fourth youngest debutant in the history of the Club, who announced his arrival with a wicket in his first over. The Sea-Eagles were reeling at 4 for 33.

From here the Stags took the foot of the gas and some poor fielding and missed opportunities saw the visitors mount a fightback. A superb three over spell from the captain built pressure and resulted in a crucial wicket to break a dangerous partnership. Meanwhile Casson was deceiving with expert flight and guile. His subtle variation reminded some of Peter McDonald at his best. Despite beating the bat on a number of occasions luck seemed to elude him.

The young gun in action for 1st Grade

With 71 runs needed of the last 14 overs with 5 wickets in hand Will Smith threw down the stumps for a crucial run-out. The captain then showed faith in our 17 year old debutant. Two dot balls followed before another run-out (Brendan 'BMac' McDonald's 1stfor the season'Player of the Year points here we come) and then the wicket of Cleary for 57 next ball. Another couple of wickets followed shortly after before a last wicket partnership created a few nerves in the camp. When Packman under-armed for a direct hit run-out the Stags were home by 21 runs.

Behind the stumps Beverley was superb. 5 catches and an outstanding stumping off Casson was just reward for his efforts all season. Overall though, it was a very average performance from our team. All batsmen made starts but we once again failed to convert them into match winning scores. Our fielding was poor with a number of opportunities missed. The 'enthusiometer' was disappointingly low throughout the match. We all have a lot to work on at the training paddock this week.

It's great to see Buzz Casson back in the fray

Good sides however win matches when they don't play well. With tougher matches to come as we close in on the business end of the season we need to start playing with more intent and dominance. It is an exciting prospect for players and supporters that the team currently sitting 2ndin the competition has such substantial room for improvement. We all look forward to seeing this team at its peak.

Rocket

 

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round L/O 6

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round L/O 6

First Grade report vs Parramatta at Old Kings  

As the clock hit 10am, the boys found ourselves in Merrylands with the Parra boys instead of in bed with our girlfriends! Match referee Marcus carefully watched as 'Great man Ghandi' Nicholson won the toss and elected to bat on a wicket that looked as though it had 240 plus in it. Cam 'I must sit on my girlfriends lap at all times' Eccles and Wilbur 'bowl me a full toss and I'll SeeYouLater!' Smith were cautious early to good a first 10 from Parra.

(Brendan "why use two hands" McDonald improvises)

Reece 'My hair is a vert ramp' Bombas arrived when Cam cut one to the keeper and looked good until he too was out cutting. James ' Can you paint my house after work?' Packman came and went and when Rodney 'I have a dog whistle for a voice box' Hokin was out in a period of cricket impersonating the collamity of 60's Country and Western, we were in strife at 4 for 115.

Ben 'Agassi' Garratt came in and forehanded a few beauties whilst Wilbur compiled his neat 50 at the other end before falling victim to yet another fully on 65. Both Benny and 'Ghandi' Nicholson fell trying to up the rate for team, and when B 'I can't speak German' Mac fell for 21 it was up to our trusty quicks to continue their onslaught from the day before. This was not to be and our innings terminated on 182, some 40 or so short of par.
 
The bowlers spoke of having to come hard at this young Parra line up and when Dylan '........' Connell snicked off the opener with a peach, signs were ominous. 'SeeYouLater' Smith's off spin was introduced early with great effect as he soon had the other threatening opener LBW, and then brought our new friend into the game due to a neat stumping off Iain 'I don't work yet am always too busy to do the covers' Beverley.

(Will Smith proves to Tiddles how he actually does flight the ball)

This brought danger man Wood to the crease, the key to Parra's line up for some years now. Julian ' Upside down Head' Stephenson stormed in and cut one back to dismiss him LBW for one, leaving them 4 - 56. BMac then drifted one in to bowl their No 6, and Nicholson claimed his first of two in a timely spell to dismiss thier captain with a catch that met all 1 million strict criteria needed for Packers to catch one!!!!!!!!

Nicholson then bowled a ball that went off the HawkEye radar before gently kissing the No 9 on the toe, brilliantly decieving him with a slower ball for 0. Whispers of 8 points were rife..... Julian then opted for a more 'unorthodox' method in taking a great catch to dismiss the hard hitting keeper, and when a BMac quicker one bowled Jackson for 4 it was locked and loaded. 8 points. 14 for the weekend. WE'RE BACK!!! 
 
After only 7 days since 'black Sunday' the boys showed the character of a team hardened by a Grand Final loss to dispell any thoughts that we are not the real deal this year. With only two games till Christmas the training and enthusiasm is far from fading.

(Jules Stephenson and Brendan celebrate his unorthodox catch. Jules must have caught it in his pocket)

It was great to be able to sing the song twice in a couple of days, and singing it with so many of the old boys on the Sat (including Gerry Elkan, the great man that penned our song) was an experience not lost on the boys in a team very proud of a strong tradition at our great club.

Brendan McDonald

*Webmasters Note

Having now been asked on two previous occasions (strangely enough both at Bankstown Oval) to act as the First Grade team manager I always wondered what it is that the manager does. On my last assignment as manager at Bankstown earlier this year when long time manager Ian Packman was ill, I had to go past their home and collect the bag from Gilly.

Upon reaching the ground and wondering what was inside I found:

Two packets of snakes (three weeks past used by date) an empty sun cream tube, five empty packets of dressing tape, one pair of scissors still in its packet, an empty water bottle, two packets of 2002 chewing gum, one packet of Nurofen Plus, one packet of codiene, one packet of panadol, three loose aspros, an empty tube of dencorub, a spare sun hat flat in the bottom of the bag and three 200 over cricket balls.

Having completed the day still unsure what the manager does, I thought I would investigate further at Old Kings last Sunday.

Now I know what he does all day:

 

1st Grade Report vs Fairfield Liverpool - Round L/O 5

1st Grade Report vs Fairfield Liverpool - Round L/O 5

1st Grade suffer a heavy defeat  

It was with great confidence after Saturday's play that we headed to Rosedale Oval to face Fairfield Liverpool in a one-day game. Word had it there State players were available. Beau Casson was the captain for the day as Nicholson was unavailable for personal reasons.

Will Smith sends one down - in sunnies

We lost the toss, so into the field we were sent. Lambert and Liddell opened with a steady partnership before Dylan struck to dismiss Lambert. Enter Rohrer with Liddell, they both scored 70's to setup their score. Sensible batting and good running between wickets set up an imposing target on a tough wicket. We were to be set 5 for 246 by the hosts.

Lunch was had as it was Fairfield Liverpool Sponsors day.

So, as we left the dressing room, we were quietly confident we could chase down the total, even without our captain who injured himself and had to leave the game to have stitches in his injured hand.

Well to say things didn't go to plan was an understatement.

Lambert opened the bowling with a devastating spell to have us reeling at 4 for 17. Cameron Eccles first followed by Will Smith then Reece Bombas and Rod Hokin.

Packman (24) and McDonald (15) showed some resistance but they finally dismissed us for 61.

Unfortunately it was an embarrassing result for us and hopefully this will battle harden us for our future games. It was a day where nothing went right for us and I hope we realise that it takes a lot of hard work for the rest of the season to make sure that it is successful.

Let's make sure we have 2 wins from 2 games over the weekend.

Reece (Bomber) Bombas

What happened?

What happened?

What happened?

There has been silence from everyone in writing as report about the first grade one day match against Fairfield last Sunday, but to maintain our standards there should be an explanation.

Cricket is a funny game'.and importantly it is a game. Things seem to conspire against us for this match and everyone is keen to move on.

(Will Smith during his 1 for 25 on Sunday)

It started with Matt Nicholson and his wife Nat being confronted with every parent's nightmare, a very sick little son Jett in intensive care. Cricket is only a game and the Gordon Club is a family. Matt would be by his son's side and Beau Casson would take over the captaincy with Matt Michael coming in. Beau lost the toss and we knew that was important as the wicket would get slower and lower as the day wore on and scoring would be very difficult.

Fairfield batted and batted well. We bowled good lines outside off stump and balls kept low, however their experience on their wicket showed and they ran very well. Then Beau tried to intercept a missile coming back at him and after frantic calls to the NSW Physio, Beau was off to have 4 stitches in a cut across the webbing of his thumb and first finger on his bowling hand. He was due to fly out the next day to play against Tasmania in Hobart. 246 runs was the end result and we would need to bat well without our captain and top 6 batsman.

Enter Grant Lambert, nominated by Sam Buono as the best allround cricketer in Sydney for many years. A big call but who would argue wth Salvatore Buono.

Grant coming from a higher delivery point than our bowlers and bowling straight on a wicket that by now was very variable in pace and height and as Grant said in his response to a journalist from the Sydney Morning Herald. 'It wasn't a good cricket wicket and things just went my way'.

Grant is very humble and sure things did go his way but he knew how to use the wicket and bowled very straight and fast. Soon we had stumps falling over and pads in the way of his direct deliveries and four of our top order were in the pavilion for almost single figures. Matt Michael was then run out with a throw that was well wide of the stumps and was literally deflected onto them by Grant in his follow through. It was certainly his day. Surprisingly after 6 overs Grant was given a rest. However Fairfield captain Tony Clarke obviously knew better.

(Brendan McDonald on Sunday)

Iain Beverly came in at 7 and hit a drive in the air that looked like it was through the covers. An outstretched arm appeared and a magnificent diving catch was made to dismiss him. Did I say who caught it? Yes it was Grant Lambert.

Brendan McDonald then joined James Packman who was holding up his end and they put on a few runs to give hope of a score of maybe around 100 or even avoiding one of the bonus points at 123.

Unfortunately James was taken in the gully and after Jules was caught at slip it was left to Brendan and Dylan Connell to see out the match as Beau was away getting his stitches. It was time to bring back Grant so he could get 5 wickets.

Brendan slashed a cut and another smart catch was taken in the gully. Grant had 5 for 6 off 7 and we were all out for 61. Maybe Salvatore is right.

A quick call was made to Graham King and'phew' we had scored 54 against Bankstown previously in a one dayer and there were four or five other first grade scores less then this including a 40 in a first grade final in Dick Guy's time. That was only cold comfort as the team packed their bags and left for home in a sombre mood.

 (Bevo about to stump a Fairfield batsman off Brendan McDonald)

It is pointless to say anything other than we were comprehensively beaten on the day by a better side, but as they say, there is always next week and the team will look forward to another opportunity against this very good side. Hopefully in the semi finals'at Chatswood.

A thank you also to the Fairfield players who were very humble in victory and to the club's administrators who put on a sponsor day at Rosedale and kindly provided lunch for our team and supporters.

And the good news.. Jett Nicholson is now out of intensive care and on the improve. That's what everyone wanted to here.  

The Webmaster

P.S. Grant Lambert finished with 0 for 40 off 8 overs in Tasmania's second innings in Hobart with 5 wides. Cricket is a funny game.

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6 - Day 2

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6 - Day 2

First Grade Match Report ' Penrith Day Two

When seven batsmen get to double figures chasing a respectable but imminently 'getable' target of 264, you might be expected to win the game fairly comfortably.

(Nicho collects four through point)

This however was not the case. Firstly, seven batsmen shouldn't have been needed, let alone have the chance to reach double figures, and secondly, the fact that the highest score was the captain's unbeaten 63, combined to allow this crucial game against one of our closest pursuers, Penrith, to slip through our fingers.

It will be a great test of this team's resolve and individual's own sense of responsibility when it comes to winning matches, as to how we learn the lessons of this loss. Both were lacking in the chase and from here on in match-winning efforts with the bat need to be summoned up. Precious little is technically wrong, what needs to be worked on now is the mental process of scoring big runs and taking games by the scruff of the neck. It is hard graft and Nixon's effort, while gallant as ever, would not ideally be necessary.

The day started badly as we lost Cam Eccles to useful left-armer Lalor's very first ball. On a flat and dry wicket, (again great credit to Glen for preparing a belter), Reece and myself set about compiling the biggest partnership of the game to take the score beyond 100. Partnerships are crucial to reeling in targets such as this, and this really should have been turned into a match-winning one. Reece and I both fell to innocuous deliveries from Penrith's spinners and at 3 for 124 at lunch, the game was evenly balanced.

(Will Smith)

To lose Jammer, given the great touch he is in, so soon after lunch was a big body blow. Nicho and Nicho Jr. (Rocket) then wrestled the advantage back towards the Stags with a fighting partnership for the fifth wicket. Again just at the wrong point, a wicket was lost, emphasizing the need for greater recognition of crucial match situations.

The match swayed firmly towards the visitors, after a handy spell of reverse-swing bowling from McNamara had left us 8 for 214, and it was only a spirited partnership between the skipper and Jules that got us close. Any proximity to their score, while it gave us hope, only masks a poor batting effort. All out for 255 on such a good deck was below standard.

On the whole it was a disappointing day for a side who are, on paper, one of the most talented in the competition. Cricket is not played on paper however, and how quickly we learn from this and start consistently getting hundreds as a batting unit, will determine how far this team can go. Every one of the top four is capable of scoring really big. Cam and Reese are two excitingly talented young batsmen and have shown exactly what they can do at various points this season.

(Reece Bombas)

Jammer and I are experienced cricketers now, and much more influential innings' are required. We have both shown in the past, and for this side to prosper, will have to show it at vital times for the remainder of this season. With Rocket and Nicho (and Beau to come back in when available) following that, the middle has a solid look about it.

The challenge is now to put this disappointment to one side, not forget about it, but move on as a group. The next two weekends have cricket on both days, and are an ideal chance to prepare for the mental challenges that winning games of cricket involve. Next Saturday can't come quick enough.

Will Smith

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6 - Day 1

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6 - Day 1

First Grade Match Report ' Penrith Day One

After a dry and hot week (perfect beach weather for some'!) had allowed Glen the Groundo to produce a hard and true wicket, coupled with a Friday night storm and showery start to the morning, skipper Nixon had a choice to make at the toss.

(Who is the tallest? Brendan, Nicho or Reece)

Conditions were conducive for pace bowling ' cloudy and damp. Such weather never fails to prompt people to point out that it must make me feel at home. Yes I'm English, yes we have clouds, yes it rains a lot. Get over it!

Upon winning the toss Nicho chose to insert Penrith in the hope of using the bowler-friendly conditions to blast out their top order. Ably assisted by Marcus the match referee, who ensured there was no skullduggery, and whose debut in the whites is surely creeping ever closer, this looked a good decision.

It looked a great decision when the captain's loosener clipped the edge and found itself nestled somewhere in Rocket's lower abdominal/crotch area at third slip. Knowing Rocket, he would probably claim it was a new catching technique, but for the rest of us it produced one of the longest, most uncomfortable silences on a cricket field.

     

(Brendan McDonald, Jules Stephenson and Rob Edwards on Saturday) 

Thereafter some disciplined bowling from the Stags seamers was met with equally disciplined batting. Robby 'Youff' Edwards started his spell brightly and on another day would have had his maiden first grade wicket. Unfortunately he was cut short due to a recurrence of a hamstring injury, but once fit again it will surely not be long before he picks up a hatful. He is due a change in luck. Left with two balls of the over to bowl after Robby's injury, Nicho performed his trick of picking up another wicket with a loosener.

Robby's misfortune brought about the need for a 12th man to field. I could see Marcus' eyes light up and just as he began to pull on Jammer's spare whites and my batting spikes, than Macca's 'Pommie mate' had snatched them from under his eyes. I refer to him as 'Pommie mate' as that's all Macca had introduced him as. We are people too you know'

(Macca's Pommie mate...)

I soon found out his name was Matt and hope that in future we all address him by his real name ' Matt 'Ting Ting'. Thanks for your efforts Matt ' not since Gary Pratt running out Ricky Ponting have I seen such an assured effort from a fielding 12th man.

Meanwhile at the other end the Penrith number three was playing and missing exquisitely at Juli-Hahn's swinging deliveries, one of which was too good for the left-handed number four, as he exhibited perfectly one of the two types of leave ' a bad one as opposed to a good one. That made it 3 for 65 and Gordon had a sniff.

The fourth wicket pair played watchfully and progressed the score to 3 for 130 with the biggest partnership of the innings. Things soon changed however, with the introduction of Brendan 'Baby Blue' McDonald. He claimed two wickets in two balls thanks to an LBW decision and a neat leg-side stumping from Iain 'The Enthusiast' Beverley. Though I feel Bevo should count himself lucky to even be playing, following a disgraceful outburst in the Twenty20 game against Sydney Uni last Sunday. In my opinion it was worth at least a two game suspension. He may have a nice guy image, but deep down there's a vicious, swearing, fighting larrikin itching to get out. I suggest anger management.

     

(Matt Nicholson and Dylan Connell show their bowling style while Rod Hokin shows his catching style according to the rocket handbook)

After surviving Jules' mauling, the Penrith number three then made it his mission to either chip the ball in the air to me or to tap it straight to me and run. Thankfully I saw through his cunning plan as I am a master of reverse psychology. Not only did it throw his concentration of kilter, it also allowed the D-Train to claim his only wicket of the day with without doubt the worst executed slower ball I have ever seen. Ever aware of team-mates morale levels, I felt the big man was waning slightly, so knew that if I spurned every chance Betros put my way, then Dylan would surely pick up his wicket. Genius if you will.

When Juli-Hahn nicked off another one the score was 7 for 149, and a sub-200 score was on the cards. More determined batting from Penrith and a wicket that was growing ever flatter and truer enabled them to squeak out a respectable score of 9 for 263(dec). On another day, being a tad more ruthless with chances, and allowing for a share of luck, then we could be chasing a smaller target.

(Nicho and Juli-Hahn are happy about the "nick off")

However, the score is well within our sights, and with a disciplined and patient showing next Saturday another 6 points could be ours.

Will (Jiggy, Wilbur) Smith

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5 - Day 2

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5 - Day 2

Comprehensive victory to 1st Grade over the Students

With a solid total on the board, there was confidence in the camp that with a determined bowling effort we could take 10 wickets and pocket 6 valuable points. There was sympathy, and some degree of relief, when 'news came through' that Sydney University opener Greg Mail had broken his finger in the Shield match during the week. It left the Students with a large void at the top of the order and a majority of the chase now focusing around young Ed Cowan.

Brendan 'BMac' McDonald on his way to 6 wickets

The Stags found themselves leaderless for the first 30 mins with Nicholson attending some urgent matters away from the cricket field. The game started with a steady pace, with both bowlers, Connell and Edwards, unlucky not to strike in the early overs. It would have appeared that slightly thinner, more match-stick like stumps had been erected in the morning and decisions were being awarded on that merit. Some said tooth picks, I say match sticks' Anyway no wicket fell until the 60's where McDonald began filling his bag. Nicholson was beginning to warm to the task at the opposite end. With the onset of what looked like some steady wet weather, Nicho had Cowan trapped LBW after beginning to look comfortable on a flat Uni pitch.

The remainder of the day was eventful with wickets taken consistently by McDonald, who bowled a superb spell of leg skid (sorry spin) and finished with a well deserve 6 wicket haul. Said to be one of the finest ever produced by Chadwick's Agency, Brendan may also be pushing for higher honours in the cricket world with the consistent results he is posting. Another worthy mention must go to the Skipper, after an eventful morning, bowled consistently to take a very tidy 3-10 from his 9 overs.

Congratulations to Nicho for taking 200 first grade wickets for Gordon on Saturday and was aptly welcome into the '200 club' by the great Dylan Connell. Nicho said he was looking forward to welcoming Dylan into the '400 first class wickets club', which shouldn't be too far away!!!  After spending considerable time in the 'bath tub' during the last week, Dylan seemed a little prune like (even after the match) and admitted that he had an off day, only taking the one wicket!!!!

Connell made it first past the 200 post, with Nicho passing the point in this round

'Youth' Edwards was unlucky not to open his first grade account and the first one will undoubtedly put him on his way to 200 as well.

A good day's grind in the field and a well deserved 6 points puts us in a strong position with a number of important games leading into Christmas. A somewhat abrupt finish to the report but my wine glass is now empty.

See you next week

Packers

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5 - Day 1

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5 - Day 1

Two centuries as Stags put runs on the board

The boys travelled to Sydney University Oval with high expectations after a successful start to the season. A positive culture and increased confidence in each other's ability to perform as a team has prompted some success from the new blood and the old. Performances so far this year have been shared and each match report features a new name which continues to drive the competitiveness of the 1st grade side.

A "free flowing" Eccles on his way to his maiden 1st Grade ton

The match began no differently with the players well drilled now in terms of what to expect for the warm up; jog to the opposite end, leg swings, limber up and stretch - listen to Brendan 'BMac' McDonald discuss Friday nights adventures- and run back! Following this, a quick fielding drill consisting of at least two groups'and then 'do what you got a do' to be ready to play. For example Craig Simmons used to get someone to throw him 15 balls and head back to the sheds with his gloves still on ' this was to ensure that there was no chance of any reciprocal throw downs. For BMac it's a bowl with 'Buzz' Casson, and for Rod 'Rocket' Hokin it's .'' well it depends if he thinks he's a chance of bowling that week! For some things don't change and that is true for the skipper, 'Ghandi' Nicholson, with the usual obligatory chat prior to the tossing of the coin (although not so on this particular occasion). Another success and the Stags were batting on a not so hard but flat grassless wicket at University No 1.

The formalities over and the game begins' a steady opening stand of 40 runs on a wicket which proved difficult to score on with the new and old ball. Will 'The Jiggy Jig' Smith and Eccles (known to some as 'X') saw the shine off the new ball until Jiggy was cleaned up with a Paskal special, cart wheeling his off stump towards Parramatta Rd. Bombas was his patient self until he was adjudged LBW for 13, while 'X' was slowly accumulating at the other end.

At this point in the report it might be wise to grab a tea or coffee because the next partnership may take some time to get through' ball by ball!!!! At 2-69 the Stags were travelling OK. Packman joined the youngster Eccles and both moved the scores slowly to take us to the lunch break in a good position. Lunch provided some great eating opportunities for the boys with Casson, the next man in, devouring the largest chicken burger I have ever seen eaten by any man. Luckily he wasn't batting for a couple of hours, so had time to digest it!

Stand and deliver as Packman notches up another 1st Grade ton

The plan after lunch was to set up the last session by ticking over the scoreboard and keeping wickets in hand. Eccles had other ideas and began flourishing with a mixed array of shots during the middle session and both players began to wear down the Uni attack. The scoreboard started to flow and so did the partnership. 'Jamma' Packman had given 'X' a reasonable start and began to close the gap with a particular liking to the university spinners. However the youngster won the race to record his maiden 1st grade century in a deserved innings which featured an array of strokes by a very talented young cricketer. There will be many more of these for 'X' if he approaches the game in the same manner. Packman notched up a hundred in a partnership which totalled 188, putting the Stags in the box seat, posting a competitive 334 on a wicket which gave little to the bowlers and batsmen.

I look forward to reporting back to you next week after a hard fought match, which will hopefully yield six points to the mighty Stags.

Packers

1st Grade Report vs Mosman - Round L/O 4

1st Grade Report vs Mosman - Round L/O 4

1st Grade put on another thriller

Heartbreak!

After winning a game earlier in the season on the last ball, in very similar circumstances, this time around Mosman were the victors.

It must be brighter in Oz - Will Smith bowls in sunnies

Gordon won the toss and elected to bat on a very good Chatswood wicket.  Eccles fell early before "Jiggy" Smith and Bombas took control, both scoring half centuries in quick time. Jiggy was unluckily run out after the ball deflected off his bat and onto the stumps before he made his ground taking a quick single.  "Jammer" Packman never got going and the Stags were 3 for 138. Mosman's spin bowlers then turned the game, building pressure and cutting down the scoring options. The pressure began to build and led to a collapse with Gordon losing 4 wickets for 16 runs, the score the 7 for 195.

McDonald and Beverley put together a very solid partnership over the last half a dozen overs ensuring that a competitive total was posted, the innings finishing at 7 for 239. Probably 20 -30 short of where it should have been given the start that Gordon had.

Mosman's innings began well for the Stags with the Dyland "D-Train" Connell collecting a wicket off his first ball. From this point on though some solid batting had Mosman in control. Once again the "Great Ghandi" Nicholson turned the game on its head through some inspired captaincy and brilliant bowling. Using his bowlers very effectively and himself taking crucial wickets and bowling very tight lines, the tide began to turn the Stags way. 

The last 5 overs became a blur, Mosman 5 wickets in hand needing less than a run ball. The Gordon fielding was brilliant with  2 run outs executed, the bowling was also excellent, an LBW and then Ghandi clean bowling the Mosman danger man with a brilliant slower ball, suddenly at the start of the final over Mosman where 9 down and needing 12 runs to win.

McDonald worked well with Will Smith throughout the day

Alas lady luck did not shine on the Stags. The Mosman number 11 managing to hit a six off the 2nd ball of the over and suddenly Mosman were back in it. A couple of singles off the next few left Mosman needing 3 to win off the last ball. The final delivery manag ed to squeeze past bat, pads, stumps and a diving wicket keeper to roll into the boundary for 4 byes.

A highly entertaining game of cricket in which both teams fought tooth and nail for supremacy.

Dylan Connell

  

 

Bowling in tandem, Gareth "G-Banger" Wright and bustling Dylan "D-Train" Connell

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4 - Day 2

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4 - Day 2

Outright win places the Stags on top

The boys returned to what was expected to be a very wet deck at Chatswood in the hope of adding to the lead of 65 in the hunt for that ever elusive white whale ' 10 points. However, Glen (our amazing groundsman) had different ideas, producing what certainly must have been the best deck in Sydney for the weekend. Good boy.

Packman during his glorious century

Bombas departed for 70 after doing the hard work yet again and falling short of an inevitable first 1st Grade hundred, leaving James 'I am banned from all TAB's in Sydney' Packman to put on a display that could only draw parallels to the delights of Miss Klum's efforts at this years Victoria's Secret Underwear show - Resplendent. After resuming the day on 19, 'Jammer' Packman played every stroke in his arsenal to post what can only be called the classiest of centuries. Straight drives and flicks over midwicket being a feature in his 110* that could only be stopped by 'Ghandi' Nicholson's declaration.

The Stags led by 200 hundred, with Brendan 'you can't whine this week because you batted at 7' McDonald being the other not out batsman with 20.

The bowlers set about their business and got an early one before a positive partnership of around a hundred tested the resolve of the boys. Some good bowling by Will 'I bowl with sunglasses on' Smith was rewarded when Cam 'I can sit on a fence' Eccles took a 'relieving' catch at square leg. Julian 'I look like the bandage man in chemist windows with my whites off' Stephenson bowled an absolute peach to remove the resilient Sutherland captain by cutting one back to have him lose his off pole without offering, before Julian had to leave the field with his 486th injury during his seven year tenure at the Stags.

Thanks to Kris Colley for fielding like a little champion all afternoon, not only are you clearly a better fielder than Jules but you are a better bloke, hands down!!!!

3 for 140 at tea. The Stags hanging on in the heat with all bowlers pulling their weight, knowing that a massive final session was required.

The boys celebrate after taking home 10 points

Enter Ghandi our 'saviour'. Nicholson bowled with good pace and control in what was a dominant and match winning spell of bowling. He finished with 5/56, a result well deserved after weeks of consistency. Dylan 'I drop catches off McDonald on purpose just to stay ahead of him in the wickets tally' Connell picked up a further 2 to add to his 6 in the first innings, to top off another great game for the big bustling fast bowler.

Sutherland all out for 214. It was a great effort by the boys and left 8 overs to knock off the remaining 15 for victory. Smith did just that in just the third over with a big six over mid wicket for what was a great TEAM win with many contributors. This group is having great fun both on and off the field and are a very tight knit side.

We have identified spreading around our match winners every week and not relying on one bloke as being the key to our season's fortunes. With Gordon currently having two batsman in the top 20 run scorers in the competition and 3 bowlers in the top 5, this couldn't be more evident.

A good start boys, but with Uni, Penrith and Hawkesbury in the coming weeks we are certainly not done. Well done to all other grades in contributing to 1st place in the Club Championship. Let's do this!!!!

"Ghandi" Nicholson bagging a "Michelle"

Special Mention: It is great to see so many past legends coming down to show their support, tell their stories and sing the song with the boys. In a club with a very proud tradition, the boys cannot get enough of their stories and escapades of years gone by, and look forward to their continued involvement.

Brendan McDonald

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4 - Day 1

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4 - Day 1

1st innings points to 1st Grade

With a tight knit unit making the most of a wet weather week and still riding high on the back of some decent results in some tight ones, Sutherland was the new task at hand. Losing the toss on a good deck and 26 degree heat, we were staring down the barrel of red vee necks, a multiple shower day and Julian Stephenson producing enough fluid to get the Murray flowing again.

Enter Matt 'Gandhi' Nicholson and Dylan 'The Complete Human' Connell.

Dylan bustles in on his way to 6

Nicholson played an all too familiar role, beating the bat repeatedly and keeping the scoring options as stagnant as Sam Hinton's love life. Gandhi not only has impressed with his off field efforts this year but his leadership with his bowling has been inspirational. Whilst the wickets column may reflect a solid start for Nicho, he constantly puts his hand up for a 2 over spell to get the big wicket when things start to go astray and then returns to the other bowlers. I know the bowlers acknowledge that 90% of the wickets to fall this year have been whilst 'Gandhi the great leader' is at the other end and are enjoying the fruits of his labor.

Not only can Dylan drive a 'lazy' 400m of the tee, bowl low 150's 'in the shade', and also identify young talent more astutely than Artie Beetson, I believe he is the best opening bowler in the competition. This was vintage D-Train. 13 bustling overs, 6 maidens with a return of 6 for 29. This man plays every game a year, consistently topples the top order and for a big bloke puts in like a miner on Christmas Eve. He consistently found the edge and bowled with great shape to halt a young Sutherland side on 115.

Stephenson bowled a patient spell for a well deserved 2 wickets and McDonald chimed in with what Matt 'Cuppy' Michael gladly calls 'cheapies'- thanks Cup, what a man to have beside you in the trenches' Cuppy also made his return to the bowling crease and grew in confidence with every ball. His final two overs were quick with rising lengths to the left handers and he was unlucky not to open his account for the year.

Will 'Evelyn' Smith made his anticipated return to the crease with our new opener Cam 'I don't talk because I just score hundreds' Eccles. The pair put on 50 before a stylish Smith innings was halted on 34, with Wilbur showing some very ominous signs for what lies ahead.

Cam went about his business (as he does) with a confidence that only the prettiest girl at the party possesses, not brash or overbearing but well timed and confident with the certainty of results. The silent assassin launched one on to the stands for a maiden 1st grade half century before departing not long after for 59. This opening partnership could prove equally as punishing as 'Gandhi and TCH' opening up with the ball.

Reece 'I have to hide my hat' Bombas played a fluent and compact innings with all of his new found confidence in his abilities at this level. It is amazing what a year in the UK can do to a bloke from the coast - isn't it Reece!! His cover driving a feature as he notched up his second half century of the year. Jammer Packman fought well and looked comfortable as we finished the days play with a lead of 65 for only the loss of 2 wickets, with unbeaten scores of 57 and 19 respectively to the boys.

Packman and Bombas cop an eyeful!

Overall, a solid day's play with still plenty of room for improvement. This is a young and talented Sutherland side that is well respected by our mob, thus will take a huge effort to get the 10 points. Congrats to Dylan 'TCH' Connell on yet another outstanding performance for us, and to Karen I offer my condolences to the loss of your Saturday night, having to listen to your husband talk you through all 78 of his deliveries!!!

Special mention must also got to Beau 'I have pets named in my honor' Casson, who was able to travel to Carringbah in Sydney's south to support second grade after unfortunately being ruled out of our fixture with a shoulder injury. I wish you a speedy recovery mate. This kind of clubsmanship could only draw parallels with the great C. Simmons.

Brendan McDonald

1st Grade Report vs Sydney - Round L/O 3

1st Grade Report vs Sydney - Round L/O 3

First Grade report vs Sydney...Sunday 21st October

Julihaan reports on limited over match against the Sydney Tigers

For the last 5 years I have successfully avoided writing a match report for any team I have been part of for Gordon. However the time has come, my back is against the wall and here we go'

(Nicho and Dylan, what a combination) 

We arrived at Chatswood to the disturbing news that our inspirational leader had run over a Paris Hilton like Chihuahua after dropping off Marcus our No. 1 supporter to Allambie Heights. This could be why Nicho thought we were a bit flat in the morning.

The team were up against another potential top 6 side in the Tigers led by former Gordon and Victoria all-rounder Jon Moss. The tigers won the toss and put us in the field.

We started well with Dyldo (Dylan Connell) continuing his form from Saturday snicking off Nathan Ball in his first over. Nixon (Matt Nicholson) followed by removing the other opener and they were 2 for 5 off 3. Soon after they were 3 for not many and behind the eight ball. A partnership then developed between Moss and Crosthwaite to steady the ship.

A tactical bowling change by Nixon saw Jiggy (Will Smith) come on for his first bowl of the season and immediately he had Moss caught at mid on by Bomber (Reece Bombas) with a looping, dipping, ripping, reversing, flighted full toss.

(Ziggy bowls that important ball) 

Wickets started to fall consistently which kept us on top despite a well controlled innings from James Crosthwaite and some poor fielding from our team.

All the bowlers contributed well to dismiss the Tigers for 162 with Nixon and Midnight taking 3 each, Sunshine (Brendan McDonald) 2 and Dyldo and Jiggy 1 each.

The stags went into bat on a wicket which was starting to become two paced and we knew 160 was not going to be easy against a strong bowling attack. Before we had time to take our positions on the couch we were three down for not many. This brought together two of our most experienced batsman in Jammar (James Packman) and Rocket (Rod Hokin) who consolidated with a partnership of 66 which brought us back to level pegging.

More wickets were to follow with Rocket and Nixon both falling to Ettridge and Cuppy (Matt Michael) falling LBW to Adam Maher. When Jammar left the scene it was left to Sunshine and Bevo (Iain Beverley) to see us home. This they achieved through gritty determination and aggressive hitting when needed.

(Jules batting wasn't needed on this occasion)

With Bevo slashing a four over gully off the second last ball of the 39th over meant we had secured an important bonus point. Overall it wasn't a performance that was up to our highest standard but nevertheless a competent victory.

So its on to next week and 10 points against the Sharks.

Jules Stephenson
1st Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

1st Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

1st Grade triumphant in a thriller

Last ball of the game Wests are 3 runs behind Gordon as opening bowler Dylan Connell charges in towards the crease. A full ball is squeezed out and BMac pounces and underarms a direct hit as the batsman try to complete the second run. Gordon had taken 7 wickets for 58 runs and completed a remarkable fight-back. The celebrations had started, a superb team song was rendered, and 7 hours later the boys were still in the sheds enjoying the entertainment. Connell had delivered on all fronts'!

Author and dispatcher of 6 - Rod Hokin

Earlier in the day 1st Grade caps were presented to debutant Cam Eccles and returning quick bowler Gareth Wright. Captain Nicholson had won the toss and Gordon were off to a solid start. Beverley worked the singles well and Eccles pounced on anything lose. He is a player with a superb eye and drove powerfully and cut with flair that James Ayliffe would be proud off. The debutant was dismissed 61 runs short off a 3rd consecutive century but his performance in this round and in 2nds last week and 3rds the week before is a reminder to all lower grade players at the Club that you are all so much closer to the top grade than you may think.

After reaching 72 without loss, Gordon disappointingly lost 4 quick wickets. Nicholson joined Hokin at the crease and the pair patiently went about recovering the situation. Their 95 run partnership would be crucial to the end result of the game. Nicholson was particularly aggressive scoring an excellent 59 off 66 balls. As a Captain he leads from the front, backs his ability and sets an outstanding example for the rest of his players. Hokin was dismissed in the final overs leaving Matt Michael and Jules Stephenson to take the Stags to 7 for 224 off their 50 overs.

In response Wests were cruising at 1 for 84 before Gareth Wright claimed his 1st top grade wicket with a superb dipping slower ball to clean bowl danger man Singh. Meanwhile at the other end Islam was playing aggressively, riding his luck and quickly taking the game away from Gordon. He was within one shot of his century when McDonald claimed a crucial caught and bowled that gave the Stags a sniff of victory. From here the home team was outstanding. Stephenson bowled a superb containing spell to build pressure as MacDonald (4/39 from his 10) continued to take wickets at the other end. The fielders lifted, highlighted by an excellent catch on the boundary to Packman as the ball was sailing over the fence.

Debutant Cam Eccles in the 1st Grade side

With the game reaching a climax Nicholson bought himself and Connell back on to bowl the finals overs with the ball going Irish. 16 runs needed off 3 overs with 3 wickets in hand. Connell bowls a yorker to send the stumps flying. 11 runs off 2 overs and the Captain bowls a compelling over of death bowling. Beverley was superb behind the stumps saving a crucial 4 runs with a full length diving take. The last over began with 8 runs needed and 2 wickets in hand. Connell bustled in and was marvelous. A middle-stump was sent cart-wheeling much to the delight of the sizeable crowd. It all came down to the last ball.

Gordon under pressure were outstanding. We had fought back with the bat. We bowled superbly at the death and held a number of crucial catches. We had never given in when Wests were cruising towards victory. We deserved the win. We had clearly out-enthused our opposition.              

Rod Hokin

1st Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

1st Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

9.5 hours for a tough draw against Bankstown 

A place still fresh in our minds from last years final, 1st grade returned to Bankstown Oval expecting a tough couple of days cricket.

Rob Edwards is congratulated by Jules after his first half-century for the club

As it turned out, Saturday consisted of rain, more rain, a plethora of chicken burgers and a "head off". The highlight was the "head off". For those unfamiliar with a "head off", basically it is a show down of the melons, 3 measurements are taken and added together to determine the physical size of a players head. The judges of the competition seem to think a regular head comes in around the 190cm mark. Connell took the event with massive measurement of 204 cms. Daylight was 2nd with Bombas taking the wooden spoon with tiny 176cm's.

Monday's coin toss was always going to important given the rain we had over the weekend and consequently Gordon were sent in by Bankstown.

The openers Beau "Buzz" Casson and Iain "Bevo" Beverley ground out a difficult opening patch with the new ball doing heaps. It did not take long before Buzz unleashed a trademark pull shot, dispatching Jackson Bird for 6 over the square leg boundary in the 3rd over. Under the difficult circumstances, this was an amazing shot which left the opposition slip cordon gob smacked.

Beverley went first and Casson followed shortly after which brought Reece "Bomber" Bombas and James "Jamma" Packman to the middle. Again, positive batting seemed to be the way to go and Reece pushed forward where possible an executed some beautiful cover drives. Jamma followed suit and began to find rhythm and timing as lunch approached.

The wet ball continued to seam around without reason as we lost Bombas and "The Skipper", Nicholson in quick succession. Packman continued to guts the difficult circumstances out until a good spell from Thompson brought his innings to a close.  

Celebrations ensue after Nicholson snares a ripper

Rod "Rocket" Hokin was called upon quickley. Armed with his "mysterious" Irish piece of willow (seriously boys, do yourself a favour and check this thing out at training, it is amazing!),  Hokin constructed a positive innings that gained momentum. Unfortunately he lost potential danger man Matt Michael to a ball that kept low and Gordon looked in slight trouble. With a "Go B-Mac" from Marcus, Brendan McDonald stormed out through the gates on a mission. Ready to take down the Bankstown attack similar to last season, B Mac batted without fear from the outset and put some great strokes together. Unfortunately on 22 he feel victim to Bird having put on some crucial runs with Rock.

Hokin continued to improve.  B Macs dismissal provided an opportunity for Edwards who was making his debut with the bat. Edwards approached his early innings with caution from the outset which worked in favour for the young man. Hokin and Edwards built "a true partnership". Both players took the pressure off each other by turning over the strike. Hokin looked unstoppable at times. Rocket started to really time the ball on the front foot and even brought out the occasional pull shot for the crowd. Similarly, Edwards continued to create havoc behind square. The boys witnessed some of the latest of late cuts with incredible hand speed, squeezing the ball into impossible places which created frustration for opposition skipper Waugh. Unfortunately Hokin's innings came to a close, LBW on 79.

Stephenson came to the crease and supported Edwards well by turning the strike over which allowed Edwards to power on. Even on one leg, Edwards continued to dominate and demonstrated how strong he is with a huge six over the square leg boundary which rolled into the fruit market across the street. After 65 overs, the skipper pulled us in as Gordon declared 8/232.

Typical Hokin, classy through the off-side

Now it was our turn, and the bowlers were looking for some pay back in a short spell prior to tea. Nicholson and Connell set off on a track that was getting flatter by the second. The "bustling" Connell was inspirational with his tireless work rate and gave "The Dogs" nothing early on. Nicholson was a class above and applied an enormous amount of pressure on the openers. This lead to Gordon's first wicket for the afternoon where Nicho turned Ridley inside out who edged to Beverley.

Stephenson replaced Nicho and bowled with patience and vigour. His consistent line to the left handed Gane paid dividends and was well caught by the horizontal Nicholson in gully. A handy spell from Stephenson set the platform for the Buzz and B Mac show.

B Mac played a crucial role by frustrating and restricting the scoring at his end whilst Buzza applied the screws from the other.

Once Casson trapped Cassell in front without playing a shot, he was away. Buzz and Mac were creating an atmosphere and the stags were on the verge of breaking through. The infield consisting of "Matt "Cake" Michael, Jamma, Rod "Rocket" Hokin and Bomba" lifted and worked even harder in the ring. Special mention must go to Ian "Missy" Higgins who replaced the injured Edwards in the field and covered plenty of turf.

Bowling into gail force winds, Casson continued to bamboozle batsman and prove how good he really is in the testing conditions. After deceiving Keen with a massive leggie, Buzz was unlucky not to pick up Waugh straight away by creating 2 chances. "The Dog's" kicked the score along with a brief partnership before Waugh finally hit one to Jamma at long on. Buzz continued to create havoc on a wearing surface and kept us in the game with fine support from Connell and Nicholson at the other end, however the game was slipping away from us as we required to take 6 wickets to win.

With the weather closing in, an eerie scene was set with Bankstown requiring 31 off 35. With the deadly combination of Nicholson and Casson proved too tuff for Bankstown and in the end they feel well short of a target  they should have reached. To restrict Bankstown from taking the 6 points was an incredible effort in the end and a job well done to those who bowled at the death.

The match resulted in a draw. Some would argue that having played 9.5 hours, 120 overs of cricket for no result was a tad frustrating. I believe we can take a lot away from last weekend. Once again we demonstrated we are now playing a tougher brand of cricket. There continues to be an excellent vibe amongst the side and team harmony is at a high. More importantly we "out - enthused" our opposition, which is what we set out to achieve and looked the better side. Had we won the toss, I imagine we would have been home by 2pm, just in time to catch the friends marathon on Arena + 2.

Paul Stevo (stand in Manager for the unwell Packers on Monday) mentioned and confirmed that this side has the potential to grow and improve. The ability is present and we should build on this early season momentum and take it to West's this week.

Iain Beverley

1st Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

1st Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

First grade report vs Randwick Petersham by Matt Nicholson 

A hot sunny morning greeted the mighty Stags first grade team as they turned up at Petersham Oval, now known as "The Beach" thanks to a late decision to topsoil the outfield. Much was expected of the new look side with the inclusion of Rob Edwards for the first time and Matt Michael and Julian Stephenson back in the top grade.

(Rob Edwards receives his cap for his debut)

All the players were naturally a little nervous leading into this first encounter. Everyone wondering what this season had in store, who would be the heroes and could we go one better this time around. A great match up for Gordon in the first round, the club champions from 07/08 and the side we vanquished in the epic semi-final at Chatswood last season, Randwick-Petersham.

The skipper won the toss after a lengthy coin roll on the dry and slightly ridgy wicket. The Stags would bat first, try and get a decent score on the board and then apply the pressure.

Beau Casson and Iain Beverley took up the fight against the new ball and with anticipation in the air, went about getting gordon off to a positive start. Casson soaked up the pace of N.S.W. bowler Burt Cockley, wearing a few for the team and dispatching one short ball over backward square with a powerful pull shot. This resistance was complemented be Beverley who punctured the offside field with some lovely drives from the skiddy Whichello.

(One of those Bevo drives)

Hauritz introduced himself early and with immediate effect as he had Bev playing back and trapped L.B.W. with the score on 27. The only encouragement from this dismissal was that the ball was already turning on the dry surface.

This brought Reece Bombas to the crease who immediately set about ticking the scoreboard over and getting used to the wicket. Casson was out shortly afterwards and was livid with himself after doing all the hard work only to fan at a wide one from the generally accurate first change bowling of Byrne.

Teetering at 2-43, Gordon needed a partnership and that is exactly what they got when James Packman came together with Bombas. Both players timed the ball well and ran hard in the opressive early season heat. Bombas played some lovely drives off the front foot and some delicate cuts from the spinners to be the first player to 50 for the season.

(The players celebrate a great catch by Rod Hokin)

The message at 2-100 after 30 was that 220 would be a good score on that outfield and wicket. Packman set about catching Bombas with some powerful pulls and lofted drives. All the while both players nudging balls into gaps to keep the board moving. Packman rode his luck as he was dropped four times but made the Randwick-Petersham boys pay with a half century peppered with class. After a patient and professional stand of 139, Bombas was unfortunately run out coming back for the second, or not as the case may be, with the score on 182.

Nicholson and Packman then punished the errant "death" bowling and the last 5 overs yielded 42 runs with a tired and cramping Packman holing out at deep long on for 87. Nicholson finished 28 not out and the Stags had their 220, plus four.  

After a short lunchtime speech from the Randwick Petersham president, N.S.W. and Australian great Mike Whitney, the Stags took the field for the afternoon's work. Determined to catch everything and out enthuse the opposition. The batsmen had done a very professional job and had us what we thought was a winning total in those conditions.

(Beau and Bevo celebrate the catch to remove Semple)

The plan was for a few early wickets and then let Casson and Brendan Macdonald go to work with their wrist spin on a deteriorating surface. Jackson came out swinging for the hosts, connected with a few and missed a lot but it was his partner Usman Khawaja who came unstuck first. The fledgling N.S.W. player was strangled by an immaculate spell from Connell. Eventually playing a big drive and edging to Nicholson at 2nd slip. Jackson continued to take huge risks but the board was only trickling at 3 an over, despite all the bat swinging. Both Nicholson and Connell swung the ball and looked dangerous at times but it was the introduction of Julian Stephenson that brought the next wicket. Jackson swung lustily at a slower ball and dragged it to deep backward square leg where Rod Hokin pulled in a marvelous catch, diving forward and looking into the sun. The fielding standard had been set.

Semple struck some sweet drives and together with McLoughlan then took the total to 73 when the latter was trapped lbw by Nicholson. A double strike as next ball a deadly Casson googly was inside edged by the left handed Semple and snapped up on the third attempt by Iain Beverly who was unsighted and continued a fine game behind the stumps. At 4-73 and both spinners about to get into their work in tandem, the game was there for Gordon.

(Beau in action at Petersham)

Nathan Hauritz had other ideas and began mixing clever touch with power against both spinners. He was the danger man and as he passed 20 Gordon began to give him singles and pressurise the more inexperienced players at the other end. Both spinners and the fielding unit fulfilling the game plan beautifully. This strategy paid off almost immediately as Hauritz punched firmly into the covers from Macdonald and immediately called for the run. Rob Edwards who had already bowled a very tidy 5 over spell, sprang to his right, reeled the ball in one handed, threw across his body and hit the stumps directly at the keepers end. This ended the day for the stuttering Taylor and signalled the opportunity for a bonus point victory at 5-73.

Hauritz continued to play a limited lone hand as Otto held out to Stephenson at mid off and Doolan was well stumped, both from the impressive Macdonald. Byrne joined Hauritz and the Stags could smell a first up win. The big wicket came when Hauritz, frustrated by the good spin bowling and limited opportunity for boundaries went for one big hit too many off Macdonald and was again pouched by Stephenson at deep mid off. 8-150 and the bonus point was within reach, Byrne had other ideas, as Connell was reintroduce he began to put on a hitting display.

(That run out by Rob Edwards)

One mammoth six over long off will be talked about for a long time by everyone except Dylan. Unfortunately for him his partner Whichello couldn't provide the necessary support and was caught by Macdonald from Connell at deep, deep, deep long off. At 9-171 and only batting bunny Cockley to come, the boys were cock-a-hoop. The batsmen had crossed and next ball Byrne smoked one straight to Smokin' Rod Hokin at deep, deep cover and it was game over.

A very sound win first up, with everybody contributing. Bombas and Packman set it up with the defining partnership of the match and the fielding and catching honoured their earlier work. Randwick-Petersham played the game hard and in excellent spirit but on the day Gordon had more contributors. Using pressure to their advantage, Gordon always had the opposition behind the run rate and eventually losing too many wickets.

(Dylan Connell at Petersham) 

Onwards and upwards to Bankstown Oval next week, a notoriously hard place to win but the boys will be full of confidence after a top effort first up.    

Nicho

 

 

Fourth Grade Match Reports 08/09

Fourth Grade Match Reports 08/09

The fourth grade team plays for the Reid Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fourth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fourth Grade match reports for 2008/09 season are provided below:

4th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 15

4th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 15

4th Grade take home the Minor Premiership  

The Gordon fourth graders travelled out to face UNSW for the final game of the regular season, chasing the minor premiership. After winning the toss we decided to have a bat on a good looking pitch and a short outfield. Before heading out to bat, we discussed the need to be selfish when you are batting and not giving the opportunity for someone else to score the runs, its up to the two men in the middle to do the job. We got of to a very good start with Pic hitting boundaries to all parts and looking like a big score could be had. However, through some excellent bowling, the Uni boys managed to take three quick wickets to leave the Stags at 3 for 40. Tait and Lin steadied the ship to get the side back on track. The bowling and fielding was very good and runs were very hard to come by and at the half-way mark we were only 100 runs. The loss of Lin sparked another collapse and in real danger of scoring less than 150. Adam Cubbage played a great cameo knock of 31 not out to guide us to a total of 170. Not very much could be said of the Gordon batting which a times looked like park cricketers trying to see who could hitting the biggest six, which resulted in some very ugly dismissals.

The skipper, Lin, playing straight down the ground

After the lunch break the Stags went out onto the field to defend 170 and claim the minor premiership. After a good chat before going out, all the members of the side were pumped up and full of energy. Mitch and Tim opened up and bowled very well restricting the run rate and applying pressure on the UNSW batsmen. Shenal replaced Mitch and continued the good work and was rewarded with the first breakthrough. As the runs dried up the wickets continued to fall. We knew at the start of the innings if we could restrict the runs and place pressure on the batsman the wickets would come. Tait and Pic continued through the middle overs and bowled very tidily with Tait getting a wicket and Pic get two for his work with the ball. At 6 wickets down we stepped up a notch, with Shenal back in the attack claiming the prize wicket of the UNSW skipper with a healthy edge through to the keeper. Whilst Shenal was tightening the screws at his end, Cubby was turning the ball beautifully and managed to pick up 3 wickets to go with his 31 not out. Shenal claimed the final wicket with another catch to Tait, his third for the day. Shenal collected four wickets in two excellent spells of bowling. The afternoon fielding was no doubt the best of the season with the intensity and not a quiet voice on the field. It is this intensity that we need to carry through the next three weeks. The bowlers again, as they do week in week out, bowled to the plans that were set out for them, it is now just a case of the batsman applying themselves and putting more runs on the board.

2008/09 has been a great year for the 4th graders claiming first place after the regular season. This is a great achievement and well deserved. We now look ahead to Saturday and face Penrith In the first of the final series. I personally am pumped and cannot wait to step out onto the field next week.

Good luck to 3rds and 5ths next week as well and let's make it three from three.

Shayne Lin

4th Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

4th Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

4th Grade have a good win over the Ghosts 

Day 1:
This game shaped as true test for 4s coming into the semis, as a win would cement us a spot in the top 3 and potentially wrap up the minor premiership.

Mitch Sweeney makes the most of his promotion back to 4s

Continuing his good from with the coin, Lin won the toss and sent Campbelltown into to the middle to swing the willow around. As 4s have shown before, we have played our best cricket when chasing totals.

Timmy Fulton and Dan 'Mahaf' Mahaffey were in charge of getting early wickets; both bowled good lines ensuring runs were hard to come by. After the Ghosts moved there score 42, the ever reliable Timmy 'my sister is a minx' Fulton took two wickets in quick succession. Motivation for wickets were at an all time high after this point, due to Tjard Tait promising all wicket takers that after the game they would receive signed copies of the 1984 Miss South Africa Calendar, which his mum, 'Miss January', has personally signed.

Shenal 'Smithy' Siriwardhene took the next wicket, spurred on by that promise, with a beauty that nipped back and took the top of middle stump; momentum was starting to swing the Stags way. Mitch Sweeney and 'Smithy' bowled well in tandem to create pressure on C'town, which ultimately rewarded us with 3 more wickets before the tea break. We were in a good position at this stage to wrap up the Ghosts in the final session of the day.

This was not to be, unfortunately wickets dried up and the fielding was starting to slip after a long day in the field. Spin was introduced; Cubbage and Tait (keen to get a copy of the calendar) both bowled tight and made the batsman work to maintain their wicket. Cubby was very unlucky not to have the ghosts number 7 stumped after the batsmen appeared still out his crease when we were appealing. Timmy took one more wicket to leave the Ghosts at 7-220 at the end of the day's play.

Shayne Lin takes a good catch, low down

Special commendation goes to our captain Shayne for his efforts behind the stumps, with 5 catches under his belt for the day and one absolute specky, diving low to his left and taking it in front of the first slip. The 'Dog on ya' mates' award goes to Tait for never delivering the promised Calendars!!

Day 2:
The boy's were very enthusiastic to finish of the Ghosts innings in quick fashion early on day 2. Timmy and Mahaf both got wickets in their first couple of overs to wrap up the ghost innings on 9-230. Timmy was the pick of the bowlers finishing with 4-48 and continuing his good form coming into the semis. Sweeney and Smithy provided good support by picking up 2 wickets each with Mahaf also collecting 1.

The Stags were faced with the challenge of chasing 231 from 72 overs, but with the outfield being on the slow side was more like 250. Nevertheless, this was a total which was more than gettable with our batting order.

Our innings didn't get off to the best start after losing 'Pic' Sherman and Mitch 'K'dog' Kleem early, but the newly promoted number 3 Tjard Tait and 'Captain Planet' Shayne Lin set out to resurrect the Gordon boys' innings. With the mix of power and precision the boys put on a partnership of over one hundred, again momentum was swinging our way. After bringing his 50 up with a massive six over the club house, Shayne tried to put the next ball into the Vodafone tower, only to have his castle re-arranged. As not to let the game get boring and predictable the middle order decided to build the drama and let the Ghosts take their wickets without bothering the scorers to a great extent; after all sport is about entertainment. Smithy, Cubbage and Bill Piccolo showed good intent but didn't spend much time in the middle. Thanks must go to Bill, though, for filling in for us for the game.

Things were starting to look shaky, then enter Iqbal Ahmed. Iqbal and Tait steadied the ship, with Iqbal taking the role of his skipper as the aggressor smashing sixes and fours to every part of the ground (well, actually mainly straight). on a number of occasions smacking the ball into the front yards of houses over the other side of the street; locals were seen to be scrambling for safety fearing that Kim Jong-il was bombing them. Tait continued on his way passing 50. On 74 Tait fell to the trap of the deadly spinners wicket ball (full toss) spooning a catch straight down the mouth of mid-off.

Skipper Lin leads from the front

Needing 43 to win of 20 overs Mitch Sweeney came to the middle with instructions to tell Iqbal just to poke singles and twos around. After having a brief chat about this, we went about our business. But after running a quick single the senior member of the partnership pulled up a little lame, the following mid-pitch conversation followed Iqbal: 'Sweens, mate, mate, think I did something to my groin, mate, don't think will be running many more quick ones mate' mate'. Sweeney: 'Yeah sorry about that one. Probably was a little risky'. Iqbal: 'Mate, Think I will just keep on moving my feet, mate, if it's there, it's going for six, mate'. Sweeney: 'Yeah, good idea!' The next ball subsequently landed in the front yard of the house across the road.

With 10 overs remaining we passed the total 7 down, Iqbal unbeaten on 48 and Sweeney not out 20. The run chase was by far our best batting performance this year, with Shayne making 54 and Tait 74.

Tait steers the side to within victory

It's very re-assuring to have both aspects of the game firing especially coming into the semis. We look in good stead to be a force to be reckoned with come finals time. Hopefully we can continue our form next week against UNSW and take the minor premiership!!! Up the Stags!!

Mitch Sweeney

P.S. The author received many a kind word from his team mates for again denying Iqbal a half-century this season. Higgins was also quick to follow up with numerous text messages from Raby and wall posts on Facebook as soon as possible.

Good bloke Higgins is.

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

4th Grade stay in the top 2 

The Gordon fourth graders traveled out to blacktown after a week off keen to get some cricket in and continue our march to the semis. Despite the rain the pitch was an absolute belter, flat and hard. however after winning the toss we decided that we would bowl first as the outfield was wet and slow and there was threat of rain in the area.

The skipper, Shayne Lin, dives to make his ground

The first few overs were disappointing and it seemed the boys didn't turn up to play with a few edges sneaking through the cordon. Through some good bowling by mahaffey we were able to get a couple of early breakthroughs to wake us up and start the day off. Again as we have seen all season Tim Fulton was excellent with new ball bowling straight and tying the blacktown batsman down. Pic was brought into the attack and runs dried up and wickets continued to fall with a bit of luck and some poor shots. The sherminator bowled excellent lines and managed to pick up a couple of wickets for his efforts. At 6 for 80 Gordon was well on top but a few late partnerships enabled blacktown the continue to push the score along. We knew on this type of wickets patience was the key to restricting the blacktown total. Tait, cubbage and shenal all bowled with good consistency and the fielders backed up the bowlers allowing the Stags to keep the total to 191. All the bowlers managed to pick up a couple of wickets each and all provided a valuable contribution.

After the lunch interval play resume in heavy rain but the wasn't stopping the Gordon openers. After only seeing one boundary so far in the day Richie Kenner played some beautiful cut shots to get us off to a cracking start. Pic was again playing with his usual flair before being bowled for 30. Kenner continued on with Mitch Kleem and Harry Turner playing a lone hand before he was dismissed for a well made 57. After a great start the 4th graders had set up a great chance at gaining a bonus point. However during the chase for the bonus point we lost Harry the Tait. Shayne Lin and Shenal steadied the ship and brought the Stags total close to the 191 needed before shenal was dismissed. After a big shout for LBW and a nervous wait for the umpire to say not out Cubby smashed the final few runs we needed for victory.

After singing the song is was great to go over and watch the 5th graders complete a remarkable win and join in whilst they sung there song.

Although we had a good result we know that our batting needs improving. Each batsman must put there hand up and take it upon themselves to do the job. We need to put a much higher price on our wickets. The next two rounds a crucial for the 4th graders so its time to step up.

Good luck to all teams over the final rounds and bring on the semis.

Shayne Lin

4th Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 1

4th Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12 - Day 1

Fourth Grade report vs Easts (Day 1)  

Nine fourth graders arrived at Trumper Park in Sydney's affluent eastern suburbs ready to turn around some recent disappointing losses. For those observant readers you would of course realise that a cricket side comprises of 11 players and hence you may well ask why the numbers don't add up?

(Adam Cubbage at Trumper)

The missing candidates'Kidd and Johan Botha (Tait). Word on the street was that Kidd was stuck in bumper-to-bumper on the Pacific Highway as he made his way from the leafy suburbs of the upper north shore to the leafy suburbs of the eastern suburbs. Botha on the other hand was making his way to the ground on the 11.15 all staions to Cronulla. A predictable City Rail delay due to track works and incompetence meant that Tait would arrive 20min before the start of play. You know what they say, never rely on a Knox Boy and City Rail to get you to a cricket game on time.

Anyway enough of the semantics and onto the cricket. A good toss to lose for newly elected 4th grade skipper Barrack Obama'.I mean Adam Cubbage, saw the Stags bowling on another hot and humid Saturday afternoon.

The pitch was a motley one with sporadic grass covering resulting in some uneven bounce for the seam bowlers. The message from the sheds was simple''change is inevitable' and 'stick to your lines, be patient and work for your wickets'.

In one of the best 4th grade performances of the year the bowlers stuck to their lines, the fielders caught their catches and Easts were restricted to 175 all out just after the last drinks break of the day.

(Anthony Sherman sends one down against Easts)

It was a great team effort with the wickets shared between Fulton (3), Cubbage (3), Kidd (2), Pic (1) and one run out to 'el Masri' Turner. Highlights of the innings was Pic's awesome catching - snaring one of the best caught and bowls early in the innings and a sharp catch at first slip just after tea to dismiss the Easts danger man. It's good to see that hard work at training paying off.

One of the off field highlights of the innings came during the tea break when the Stags fielders were not provided with a drink after surviving 45 degree heat in the field for 2.5hrs. Well it was up to the 4th grade spokesman to voice his displeasure at such a pitiful display. The 6 year old child charged with the responsibility of preparing the tea may never recover.

As has been the case in recent two day matches the Gordon openers were required to negotiate an awkward period of 10 overs before stumps. Again, Kenner's pleas for two night-watchman were ignored and in him and Pic went. Pic wasted no time, smashing 12 off the second over including one of the biggest sixes every witnessed at Trumper Oval. Unfortunately the heckling from the yobbos in Bay 13 brought Pic undone as he tried to dispatch the same bowler over the mid wicket fence 'bowled for 12.

This brought recently reinstated Mitch 'Sweet 'n' Sour Pork' Kleem to the wicket to face the Easts bowlers as well as Yabba and his mates. Some close calls and some very aggressive heckling - including the abuse of Kenner for his negative approach to batting - and the Stags were relieved to get to stumps at 1-21.

Sticks cordially invites the yobbos on the hill at Trumper Park on Saturday to join him next Saturday at 12.30pm to watch him block the Stags to victory'I think it's pretty safe to say we won't be seeing them again.

Until then, you stay classy Trumper Park and your beautiful inhabitants.

Sticks/Teen Wolf

4th Grade Report vs Northern District - Round 11

4th Grade Report vs Northern District - Round 11

4th Grade report vs Northern Districts  

With a new captain we finally won a toss a decided to bat on a very hot day.

The new opening pair of Sherman and Drysdale tried to get the stags of to a decent start but unfortunatley Sherman fell for the second week in a row caught hooking, a little while later Pete thought he was still in the warm up and gave the keeper slips practice (or maybe it was a mirage) and the Stags once again were two for not many.

(Hamish is congratulated for his century)

Brett (i will have a throw at the bowlers end for a change) Marvel joined Hamish (how much can a be like Harry Evans) Angus and together they tried to steady the ship but Marv's was given out caught behind.

Harry Turner came to the crease but unfortaunately I did not see much of Harry's innings (for the first time in my grade career i forgot my afternoon tea) but apparently he played some lovely shots before being trapped l.b.w.

Hamish was joined by Tjaard(let's win with two bonus points) Tait and again they tried to build a partnership but TT was caught at slip.

Enter Adam(I do nothing for the club) Cubbage and he to tried to again build a partnership with Tony's new kid on the block but shouldered arms and lost his off stump.

(Anthony Sherman in action)

While all this was happening Hamish was carving a great innings for himself. He was joined by our Green Shield keeper James Ryan and he looked a very handy with the bat until he let one go a was given out l.b.w (what is our green shield coach teaching these guys).

Mitch(how many friends has he got in Sydney) Sweeney waddled to the crease and played some typical Sweens shots before hitting a full toss to fine leg.

With Hamish closing in a ton, Timmy Fulton hung around long enough for Hamish to bring up a great hundred. To score 100 out of a score of 170 says it all. Tony's camera got a work out (not to mention something else) and i'm sure you will see some great shots of Hamish's innings on the website.

Shortly after Tim and James kidd were out and the Stags could only manage 170.

The stags entered the field on day one with 9 overs to bowl but had no luck and ND's were 0/32 at stumps.

Day two started with ND's attacking our bowling before tim made the break through caught in the gully. Shortly after James Kidd bowled their number three and the Stags were still a chance but the other opening batsmen was blasting us to all parts and ND'S were cruisiing at 2/130.

(Mitch Sweeney at Beauchamp)

Mitch Sweeney come on and delivered straight away getting the dangerous opener out hooking and the stags were back in the hunt. With Tim and Mitch bowling very well the scoring dried up and Mitch then nicked another one and Marv's justified all that throwing he does by affecting a run out. In the end ND'S past us five down and the fourth grade lost there third straight game.

A special mention to two players, Hamish for a outstanding innings, he showed the rest of the top order how to do it, and young James Ryan who kept really well for us in his grade debut and we look forward to seeing him in club colours in the future.

Finally to all my team mates we are still in second place after some results went our way so our destiny is still in our hands so let's get back to winning ways.

Cheers

Pic

 

4th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

4th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

4th Grade fail to seal the deal  

Day 1

The Gordon 4th graders arrived at Sydney's premier grade oval, Beauchamp Park, with some extra kg's around the waist line after a fruitful festive season. Smarting from their first lost of the season in the last round before the Xmas break and a debortuous evening at the Bristol Arms Hotel (or for those from lesser grange, the Retro), the fourth graders were hungry for a victory against fierce rivals, the North Sydney Bears.

Shanye Lin in fine form

Brett Marvel was the late inclusion, replacing Angus who moved into third grade with the selection of Brendan McDonald into the NSW 2nd XI. Brett Marvel brings a lot to a team. The man is not only the world's best cover fieldsman but he is also the world's #2 rated 20/20 cricketer, behind David 'asterix' Warner. For those not reading the papers, Brett was selected in the Australian Universities 20/20 XI, a team that Warner has never and will never be selected for.

Anyway, enough about my hero. With a batting heavy side, Pic's advice was to bat first. Of course, this advice was useless as Captain Will 'Beyonce' Sweeny lost another toss and the Bears elected to wield the willow.

With Mitch 'Cotton Mouth' Sweeney and Tim 'Work Horse' Fulton opening the bowling on a typical 'first hour' Beauchamp deck, the boyz (intention spelling error) were confident of picking up early wickets.

It wasn't long before Fulton struck, taking two early wickets with some crafty out swing bowling. Fulton is a graduate from the Dennis Lillee school of seam bowling. With a broad upright action and the gold chain to boot, Fulton continues to impress (his bowling is going pretty good as well).

Sweeney replaced Sweeney at the Chinese Bakery end and had immediate success. Sweens was not fortunate enough to receive a new pair of cricket slacks from Father Christmas this year and consequently was showing more junk than Beyonce in a Jay-Z video clip. With his pants round his ankles, Sweenes was able to deliver a viscous bouncer that caught the gloves of the opener and spooned to Shane Lin for his second catch of the day.

Pete Drysdale plays one backward of point

The ensuing partnership was a frustrating one for the Stags, with some simple catches going down, not to mention yours truly who probably dropped one of the easiest catches ever put down in grade cricket. One two many Breezers for this modest scribe.

Pic Sherman made the break through, with Beyonce taking an extremely sharp catch at first slip. This was the crucial wicket for the Stags, and the next 6 wickets fell at regular intervals.

It would be negligent of me not to mention the off spin bowling of Peter Drysdale. The brother of an Olympic bronze medallist took control of the match with his disciplined tweakers, picking up 3 crucial wickets and tying the batsman down. As Cubbage watched on at backward gully, Drysdale and Tait, closed out the innings, with Tjaard taking his mandatory wicket, a full toss that deceived the batsman with bounce and turn.

North Sydney all out 195. Gordon with 6 overs to negotiate.

After ignoring Kenner's suggestion of sending in two nightwatchmen to open the batting, Sweeney sent the openers on their way to face out the fiery Bears openers.

Luckily Pic and Kenner showed dazzling skill and stroke play to land the Stags at 0-25 at stumps, with Pic slog-sweeping the off-spinner for four off the last ball of the day. Apparently the number 9 is unlucky, so he wanted to make sure he was 13 not out overnight?

Day 2

With the Thursday thunder storms taking their toll on the Beauchamp pitch, the Stag batsman were faced with a Gabba green top. However, the boys were still confident due to the long batting line up. (leg-spinner come #9 specialist batsman Adam Cubbage was batting' at 9).

Two wickets fell early, with Pic holding out at fine-leg swivelling on a pool shot and Angus trapped in front to a viscious in-swinger. (Doctor reports would later show that Pic tore his gluteus maximus while turning for a swift two in the first over of the day - thankfully Professor Pic's professional diagnosis about D.Way's injury earlier in the season wasn't as dire as forecast - let's hope Pic gets back on his feet shortly).

Kenner, batting like a park cricketer at the other end, managed to survive the first hour with Drysdale but fell to a lose shot out side off stump to the misley Hopwood (who would later end the day with figures of 1-22 off 106 overs).

Tjaard Tait, a very, very happy South African at the moment

Turner made a quick 10 before he was brought undone by an unplayable leg cutter, leaving Tait & Drysdale to steer the Stags into tea at 4-106, still well on track.

With two of the best scorers in world cricket, Harry 'Hudini' Turner and 'Sticks' Kenner, controlling the books after tea, the boys were confident of a 6 wicket victory.

Alas, Drysdale ran himself out by about 6 meters coming back for a second run. Unfortunately Peter does not quite possess the speed of his Olympic brother who may have actually got home. Tait fell soon after chasing a wide one.

At this point the Stags were about 25 runs from victory and had 4 wickets in hand. A seemingly easy task with the 4th grade cowboy, Shane Lyn smoking them as he always does. What happened next had to be seen to be believed.

The 4th grade machine lost their last 4 wickets for 20 runs falling 5 runs short of the target. A combination of loose stroke play and good catching saw the young off spinner for Norths take 3-8 in an awesome spell of pressure bowling.

The loss was the most deflating I have ever been involved with and hopefully will act as a rocket for the 4th graders after two close losses in a row.

Lets hope they can bounce back next week against the Rangers.

Until then, you stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks/TeenWolf

4th Grade Report vs St George - Round 9

4th Grade Report vs St George - Round 9

4th grade report vs North Sydney

Day 1

The Gordon 4th graders arrived at Sydney's premier grade oval, Beauchamp Park, with some extra kg's around the waist line after a fruitful festive season. Smarting from their first lost of the season in the last round before the Xmas break and a debortuous evening at the Bristol Arms Hotel (or for those from lesser grange, the Retro), the fourth graders were hungry for a victory against fierce rivals, the North Sydney Bears.

(Brett Marvel in action)

Brett Marvel was the late inclusion, replacing Angus who moved into third grade with the selection of B Mac into the NSW 2XI. Brett Marvel brings a lot to a team. The man is not only the world's best cover fieldsman but he is also the world's #2 rated 20/20 cricketer, behind David 'asterix' Warner. For those not reading the papers, Brett was selected in the Australian Universities 20/20 XI, a team that Warner has never and will never be selected for.

Anyway, enough about my hero. With a batting heavy side, Pic's advice was to bat first. Of course, this advice was useless as Captain Will 'Beyonce' Sweeney lost another toss and the Bears elected to wield the willow.

With Mitch 'cotton mouth' Sweeney and Tim 'work horse' Fulton opening the bowling on a typical 'first hour' Beachamp deck, the boyz (intention spelling error) were confident of picking up early wickets.

It wasn't long before Fulton struck, taking two early wickets with some crafty out swing bowling. Fulton is a graduate from the Dennis Lillee school of seam bowling. With a broad upright action and the gold chain to boot, Fulton continues to impress (his bowling is going pretty good as well).

(Tim Fulton at Beauchamp)

Sweeney replaced Sweeney at the Chinese Bakery end and had immediate success. Sweens was not fortunate enough to receive a new pair of cricket slacks from father Christmas this year and consequently was showing more junk than Beyonce in a Jay-Z video clip. With his pants round his ankles, Sweenes was able to deliver a viscous bouncer that caught the gloves of the opener and spooned to Shane Lin for his second catch of the day.

The ensuing partnership was a frustrating one for the Stags, with some simple catches going down, not to mention yours truly who probably dropped one of the easiest catches ever put down in grade cricket. One two many Breezers for this modest scribe.

Pic Sherman made the break through, with Beyonce taking an extremely sharp catch at first slip. This was the crucial wicket for the Stags, and the next 6 wickets fell at regular intervals.

It would be negligent of me not to mention the off spin bowling of Peter Drysdale. The brother of an Olympic bronze medallist took control of the match with his disciplined tweakers, picking up 3 crucial wickets and tying the batsman down. As Cubbage watched on at backward gully, Drysdale and Tait, closed out the innings, with Tjaard taking his mandatory wicket, a full toss that deceived the batsman with bounce and turn.

(Pete Drysdale in action)

North Sydney all out 195. Gordon with 6 overs to negotiate.

After ignoring Kenner's suggestion of sending in two nightwatchmen to open the batting, Sweeney sent the openers on their way to face out the firey Bears openers.

Luckily Pic and Kenner showed dazzling skill and stroke play to land the Stags at 0-25 at stumps, with Pic slog-sweeping the off-spinner for four off the last ball of the day. Apparently the number 9 is unlucky, so he wanted to make sure he was 13 not out overnight?

Day 2

With the Thursday thunder storms taking their toll on the Beauchamp pitch, the Stag batsman were faced with a Gabba green top. However, the boys were still confident due to the long batting line up. (leg-spinner come #9 specialist batsman Adam Cubbage was batting'9).

Two wickets fell early, with Pic holding out at fine-leg swivelling on a pool shot and Angus trapped in front to a viscious in-swinger. (Doctor reports would later show that Pic tore his gluteus maximus while turning for a swift two in the first over of the day).

Kenner, batting like a park cricketer at the other end, managed to survive the first hour with Drysdale but fell to a lose shot out side off stump to the misley Hopwood (who would later end the day with figures of 1-22 off 106 overs).

(Shayne Lin against Norths)

Turner made a quick 10 before he was brought undone by an unplayable leg cutter, leaving Tait & Drysdale to steer the Stags into tea at 4-106, still well on track.

With two of the best scorers in world cricket, Harry 'Hudini' Turner and 'sticks' Kenner, controlling the books after tea, the boys were confident of a 6 wicket victory.

Alas Drysdale ran himself out by about 6 meters coming back for a second run. Unfortunately Peter does not quite possess the speed of his Olympic brother who may have actually got home. Tait fell soon after chasing a wide one.

At this point the Stags were about 25 runs from victory and had 4 wickets in hand. A seemingly easy task with the 4th grade cowboy, Shane Lin smoking them as he always does. What happened next had to be seen to be believed.

The 4th grade machine lost their last 4 wickets for 20 runs falling 5 runs short og the target. A combination of loose stroke play and good catching saw the young off spinner for Norths take 3-8 in an awesome spell of pressure bowling.

The loss was the most deflating I have ever been involved with and hopefully will act as a rocket for the 4th graders after two close losses in a row.

Lets hope they can bounce back next week against the Rangers.

Until then, you stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks/TeenWolf

(Richie Kenner for the uneducated)

 

4th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

4th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

4th Grade maintains its grip on the Mal Hall Trophy  

Yet another road trip for 4th grade on the weekend saw the team's combined distance travelled for the season tick over the 15,000 km mark. Sutherland, Canterbury, Penrith, Richmond, Broome ' where else could the 08/09 draw send the competition leaders? Of course it was Graham Thomas Reserve in Manly, fondly known as 'Atmosphere Park'. The boys remained upbeat after previous wins and were confident of another victory away from home, especially given the added incentive of playing for the Mal Hall trophy, a quest in which no Gordon team has ever failed.

Dan Lake celebrates a wicket at the end of a good spell

Given all the rain, the ground was in surprisingly good condition and only a delay of about an hour and half ensued before play was underway, with each innings reduced to 45 overs. This provided plenty of time for the usual pre-game antics with Sherman sharing the first instalment of the 'Diarrhoea Diaries,' and Tait giving the details of his latest oriental delight. During this time Paul Stephenson also took the opportunity to briefly explain to both teams the unfortunate story of Mal Hall's passing, as well as the history of the fixture to date. With this in mind and having won his first toss as skipper, Will 'Passenger 57' Sweeney sent the Manly boys into bat on a pitch that looked to have a little bit of life. His surrogate brother Mitch 'Penguin Man' Sweeney took the new ball along with Dan 'I need a haircut' Lake and although both were slightly erratic at times, they also bowled some unplayable deliveries.

Towards the end of his spell, Dan made two crucial breakthroughs to put Manly on the back foot. Coming on at first change, debutant James 'Brian' Kidd showed no signs of any nerves and bowled with good accuracy and pace, but without luck. Fortunately, Anthony 'has anyone got a nappy?' Sherman managed to claim a Manly scalp after a controlled spell to have Manly in some early trouble at 3 -35. However, through luck rather than judgement (and skill for that matter), Manly managed to consolidate after the early trouble and proceeded to swing the game back into the balance.

The cameraman wasn't the only one focused on Shayne Lin all day

The Stags' cause was not helped by some very poor catching (6 grassed chances) as well as the loss of the Kieran 'Buffalo' Jones and his cheetah-like speed and presence in the cover region. According to him he was forced from the field suffering from a recurring back injury - the truth is he slipped a disc in attempting to race Shayne 'Orangutan' Lin to the top of the large palm tree outside dressing sheds during the warm up. Fortunately, Michael Falk was on the sidelines and proved a more than able replacement roving the long off fence 'thanks again Falky.

After a fairly uneventful middle part to the innings, another brisk spell from Kidd saw him pick up 3 quick scalps and very nearly a hatrick. This left Manly reeling and they finished their innings on 8 ' 187, a seemingly gettable target for the Stags.

After a cigarette and cup of tea to compliment the 35 degree heat and 98% humidity, Sherman took the field with Richie 'Kenae' Kenner to begin the Gordon chase. In typical Sherman style (and very atypical Kenner style) the innings got off to a blazing start with the score reaching 41 from a mere 4 overs. After Kenner was bowled for 15 by a pretty handy rock that decked back, Sherman was joined by Mitchell 'these stains won't come out!' Kleem and the two proceeded to move the score to around 80 before Sherman fell for 41 guiding one to first slip.

... Straight to 1st slip for Pic

Kleem was joined by the skipper, promoted up the order due to the injury to Jones, and these two took the score past 120. At this point in time, it was decided an attempt would be made at the bonus point. This proved to be a slightly silly decision, and almost led to the team's demise. As has happened too many times this season, the middle order collapsed, primarily due to some poor shot selection, and the Stags lost 4 wickets within a matter of overs.

Suddenly even a win was in doubt.

However, once again the ever-reliable Tjaard 'KP' Tait and his partner in crime Mitch Sweeney were able to steer the side home, running extremely well between the wickets and also landing some lusty blows in the final overs. They both finished close to 40no.

It was a relief for the team, who scraped yet another victory after playing very poorly given the talent in the side, as everyone will openly admit. It is clear we all need to get our heads in the game if we are going to compete at the end of the season. Although clear at the top of the table, we are all still waiting for the real 4th grade to stand up.

 

Will Sweeney

 

 

 

    

Will "Passenger 57" Sweeney making sure he inserts himself everywhere as skipper

4th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7

4th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7

4th Grade on top of the table

The Gordon 4th Grade side arrived out at Bensons Lane and faced a frustrating day waiting around to see when or if play would begin with the square saturated from overnight rain. Finally at 3:00 we managed to get a game. Gordon lost the toss and were relegated to the field for the remaining 50 overs of the day.

Always eventful, Pic was left without is castle

The pitch was an absolute belter and we knew we would have to work hard for our wickets. Mitch Sweeney and Tim Fulton opened up with both bowlers managing to get a couple of early wickets for the Stags to put us in a good position. Iqbal Ahmed then entered the attack and managed to capture the wicket of the Hawks opener who was going along very well by spinning one past the bat as he was half way down the wicket. Inzi managed to strike three more times on the 1st day though a mixture of full tosses, half trackers and a few beauties that turned and bounced. Looking back on day one the 4th grade side can look back and see that in order to maintain our position at the top and continue to improve we must lift the intensity and the quality of our fielding.

Day two and the Stags needed only three wickets to have a bat. Tim Fulton bowled an excellent spell managing to produce movement out of a very flat wicket and we able to reduce Hawkesbury to 212 with 60 overs to chase the target. It must be noted that we did show improvement in our fielding on the morning of day two after a few words from our captain at the start of the day.

The Stags innings started well with Sherman and 'Sticks' Kenner getting us of to a good start. Sherman was dismissed in his 20's whilst Mitch (Kleem) and Sticks continued the run chase. We were cruising along at 1 down before losing a few quick wickets with Sticks being dismissed for a well made 69. He showed patience at the start of his innings and built into some beautiful stroke play when he was set (mainly that noodle and nudge through gully!).

Kenner caught in the act - a powerful noodle through gully!

At 7 down for 160 it looked like the wheels may have come off but we were able to hold on with some good partnerships amongst the lower order. After a slight scare with one run to get, the Stags passed the total of 212, 8 wickets down, with a couple of overs to spare.

Whilst we do have areas to improve on it is always a sign of a good side when we are in trouble someone will stand up and do the job. We cannot win this competition relying on the efforts of one or two players and it is great to see contribution from every player in the 4th grade side. Its off to Manly next week for an important game for 4th grade and the club.

Good luck

Shayne Lin

[Ed. Note: Shayne himself was instrumental in getting the side home, steering the tail and the team to victory late on the second day to remain not out on 42]

   

"Sticks" Kenner bounds backwards to defend      A more convential Mitch Kleem on the attack

4th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

4th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

A solid victory over the Panthers  

With the growing popularity of 20 over cricket throughout the world, some skeptics have questioned the future of longer forms of the game. But after the two days of pulsating cricket which took place at Cook Park this round, you would be hard pressed to find any doomsayers about longer versions of the game in the St. Mary's area. I think the advice of Kieran 'Buffalo' Jones at drinks on day one sums up the pace of the game' 'Lets out bore them'.

Siriwardhene performed well for 4th Grade

DAY 1

An in-form Gordon fourth grade outfit arrived on day 1 with the chance of extending their lead at the top of the table. Given the exciting brand of cricket fourth grade have been playing so far this term, the condition of the pitch was initially a worry for the Stags, which had as much life in it, as Richie Kenner's dream of growing a moustache as thick as Michael Falk's. Speaking of moustaches, props must be given to Adam 'Tom Skerritt' Cubbage and (for the first week at least) Brett Marvell, who belonged to a generation past, with his curly hair and Latin-American mo.

Wilbur lost the toss and we soon found ourselves in the field. Despite being a young side, everyone knew that a day of discipline was needed to have any success on a wicket that didn't offer much for the quicks. Wilbur, though relatively new to captaincy, was quick to experiment, where after one over he pulled Tim Fulton from the attack to bring on Siriwardhane, who managed to snare one of the openers. Wilbur then kept all the quicks guessing by pulling Siriwardhane after his one over, and putting Tim back into the attack; a master stroke from a wily captain.

With one wicket under their belt, the Stags toiled hard in the field. The monotony of the opening session was broken by the arrival of a few familiar faces from fifth grade, who had a delayed start due to a wet wicket. With Richie Kenner, who remains an inspiration to match reports everywhere, and Sunny Sajdeh, the 'dark secret' of the Hills District, in support, the boys worked hard until drinks. Despite strong efforts from Mitch Sweeney, Tim Fulton, Shenal Siriwardhane and Dan Lake, it became clear that the crucial middle-order wickets were going to have to come from the spinners. In step Adam Cubbage. Someone, somewhere, decided this was to be Cubby's day.

Whenever he landed it on a length, he had all their batsmen in trouble and this showed as he picked up wickets consistently throughout the day. With Cubby operating at one end, Tjaard Tait, the 4th grade resident party-boy, supported him well at the other with his off-spin. The party-boy ended up with figures of 1 ' 19 from 14 overs. At tea, Gordon had made inroads in the Penrith middle order with not all that much on the board.

Tea was a welcome break for the Stags who took the opportunity to reassess their plans. But for one Dan Lake, the tea break had a whole new meaning altogether, as Penrith provided Icy Poles in all the flavours Dan had been telling us about. After some refreshments, and a pocket full of Dan Lake's gummy bears, Gordon were back in the field.

The patience shown by all the bowlers is worth mention, and the final session proceeded in much the same way as the first, with wickets falling fairly consistently. Brett Marvell tried to speed up the fall of wickets by continuously trying to throw down the stumps from his post at short cover (not 5m from the stumps). Marvs' attempts to hit the stumps grew more aggressive given the taunting from Cubbage at mid-off. (Word is, he's still trying to hit them).

At the end of play Gordon had Penrith 9-198, which was a strong position to be in given the conditions.

DAY 2

The Stags had a disjointed morning of day 2, least of all Mitch Sweeney who was delayed because of a surprise house inspection, and Tjaard Tait who apparently due to his party-boy lifestyle, doesn't see midday all that often. But with only one wicket needed to finish of the Penrith innings, the Stags were quickly in focus. Siriwardhane picked up the early wicket to finish with 4 ' 37 from his 20 overs and Cubby, pick of the bowlers, ended up with 5 ' 80 of 21 overs. Also an important mention goes to Shayne Lin who ended up with 4 catches behind the stumps. Shayne had a tough day of it during day 1 where, apart from the spinners, not many balls got through to him on the full.

Penrith ended up with 203 from 84.4 overs. A tough chase lay ahead for a Stags line up without Pic and Reg who had been in good form in recent weeks for fourth grade.

Cubby, the Jack of all trades, opened up with Mitch Kleem who, despite spending much of the warm up quoting lines from the episode of Seinfeld he watched the previous night, looked hungry for runs. The duo set off well setting up a solid platform of 30-odd before Cubby fell. Marvs and Buffalo Jones fell shortly after. At this point, Tim Fulton who was penciled to come in at 11, had ideas of having a go in the middle order and soon had his pads on to go in at number 6, but Wilbur quickly sorted out the miscommunication to Tim's obvious disappointment.

Cubbage had a top game with the ball

Throughout the fall of wickets, Mitch kept his calm and went about grafting out a 50 on a wicket that would not normally aid his style of batting. This proved to be a crucial innings that brought stability to a run-chase which could have easily gone the way Dan Lake's new hairstyle. Mitch was supported by the Party-boy Tait, who was still trying to work out whose bed he woke up in that morning, and then by Wilbur, who came in and played his shots and put the pressure back on Penrith.

Tea on day 2 was again a chance to reassess the state of the game. Gordon were in a strong position and needed only to bat out the majority of the final session, and a win would be theirs. But shortly after the break Mitch was dismissed for a crucial 52 and that brought Shenal and Wilbur to the crease. They started to apply pressure on the bowlers through attack and both looked to be confident, due mainly to Dan Lake's motivational 'Jessica Mauboy Mix Tape'.

Wilbur and Shenal were looking in control until Wilbur fell to a sharp catch at short cover, and then Shayne Lin fell shortly afterwards to give Penrith a slight chance of coming back into the game. But Mitch Sweeney coming in at no. 9, who had regained his composure after the surprise house inspection, played a little cameo to take away Penrith's chances. Mitch and Shenal finished off the job, with 24* and 63*, and Gordon came away with the points.

It was a big win for 4's, as the conditions required disciplined cricket and also because Penrith were close to us on the table. There is certainly a lot of good to take out of this performance, and it will be good benchmark for a lot of the tough cricket still to come.

It feels good to be on top.

Scotty

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

An outright victory for the Stags

First of all, I must apologise for the tardiness of this report. With the current economic crisis that grips the nation and the world, it has been hard to find some time to put pen to paper (or finger to key, as it is these days).

Anyway onto the tale that lies ahead'

Day 1

In Anthony Sherman's 17 years of grade cricket he had never won a game of cricket outright'well that was until last Saturday. At Beauchamp, over two days of hard work and excellent cricket, the 4th graders stole maximum points from a very strong Students' outfit.

Dan Lake performing well outside the classroom

The game started with 'Mo' winning the toss in his boat shoes and creased Salvation Armani shirt, and electing to bat. It was a toss that a skipper enjoys losing. The deck looked ok on the surface but there was definitely some life hiding just below the innocent grass clippings. Anyone who has played more than a handful of games at Beauchamp, knows that if the deck is going to do anything it will do it early.

In fact, I remember a wise scholar once said, 'Now guys, lets get to tea 2 down for 80 and we can hit 500 in the second session'. I'm not sure if that scholar is still alive but if he is I'm sure he is in a bath tub somewhere sipping on a glass of Merlot.

The old adage was never more true than on this particular morning, with Tim Fulton ripping through the Uni top order in quick time. Tim bowled a clinical spell of outswing bowling having the top 3 batsmen caught behind and Uni's best batsmen clean bowled with a peach of a ball which started at least two yards outside leg stump and hit the top off.

Mitch Sweeney bowled some raw heat at the other end and was rewarded for his toil with a wicket from the last ball of his spell. At which an interesting dialogue took place between the Uni #4 bat and Sherman.

(Mitch Sweeney against the students)

Pic: 'Mate, you can't leave those' (after the #4 had stood his ground after being given out)
# 4: 'Yea, but I was a long way down the deck'
Pic: 'Mate, what do you expect?' (being very conservative on word choice')
# 4: 'Yea I guess you're right. Oh well, enjoy the rest of the day fellas' (#4 departs slower than Marcus Trescothick)

One of the longest and most diplomatic send offs I have ever seen in the game of cricket. It's good to see the spirit of cricket alive and well!

The Uni middle to lower order did not put up much resistance to be honest. Some reckless batting saw them score some quick runs but also lose wickets at regular intervals. The benefactors of their cowboy attitudes were Dan Lake (1), Tait (2), Cubbage (1) and of course a Brett Marvell run out (what would a game of cricket be without a Brett Marvell run out).

If anyone has seen a Brett Marvell run out they will know what I'm talking about when I call him the silent assassin. Brett actually looks like he is sleeping on the field. Don't be fooled!  When a ball is hit in his general direction and a risky run taken he switches into stealth mode, swooping on the ball and throwing down the stumps from any angle. I have never seen a more accurate throw in the game of cricket. Brett can throw down the stumps left-handed while blindfolded, pants down & receiving favours from a lady of the night.

Anyway enough about Marvell. Lets talk about Pic. With the Uni boys all out for 120 in only 29 overs it was up to the Gordon batsmen to chase down the runs in the remaining overs.

Timmy Fulton in great form with the ball

Enter Pic. In true trail blazing fashion Pic hit the bowling to all parts of the ground and showed no mercy to any poor bowler who got in his road. Classics quotes during Pic's ininigs were;
1. 'I wish I would start middling the ball' (after Sticks congratulated him for reaching his 50 (off about 23 balls). Sticks would go on to share a 45 run partnership which Pic, whereby he would score 2 runs)
2. 'Can you blokes keep the scoreboard updated!!!' (again conservative on word choice) (at drinks whist 80* and the team was congratulating him on his performance ' after this comment a permanent scoreboard attendant was put in place.)

His 100 (off probably around 80 balls) was Pic's 37th. A great knock and one that gave us a great shot at an outright victory. Gordon were bowled out for 206. Other notables with the willow were Brett Marvell (no prizes for guessing his score'.30) and Shane Lin (20 odd).

Day 2

In my mind the best chance we had of winning this game outright was to bowl early on the second day, so being bowled out last week was a blessing in disguise. The stags knew we would have to work a lot harder for our wickets this week as a proud Student's outfit would be out to prove a point (and 'Mo' would have the boys fired up).

As it turned out, the Students did put it a markedly improved effort, with the openers surviving for more than 5 overs. Dan Lake took the first wicket, caught by Sweeney at first grip. Pic then chipped in with a fiery bouncer that had the other opener rushed and pulling to Mitch Kleem who took an athletic catch at mid on. (those two words do not come together very often, but when they do one can not describe the pleasure of being witness to such a feat of humanity)

(Pic in action at Beauchamp)

Dan 'Jonas Takalua' Lake bowled an awesome spell from the Chatswood Chase end. This was definitely the best I have seen him bowl as he constantly beat the bat with some class outswing bowling and also cut the ball back off the seam. Dan finished with 3 wickets from his two 6 over spells. All genuine outswing wickets.

In fact, it was a top effort from the Gordon bowlers all round. Patience was the word of the day. We knew that we could chase down any total in any amount of overs with our aggressive batting line up (Sticks not included). Even though there were some frustrating partnerships throughout the day the boys stuck to their task and bowled well. Highlights included Adam 'better than Cam White' and 'sorry Beau' Cubbage taking two wickets in three balls and Mitch Sweeney clean bowling their best bat with a fierce yorker that probably would of got through the defences of VVS Laxman (something the Aussies were unable to do ' did he even get out once in the whole series?).

When Tjaard Tait, the young Afrikaner from the high velt, had 'Mo' trapped LBW, the students had 209 and Gordon needed 126 to win off 21 overs. (6 an over, as had to explained to Dan Lake several times ' I think he is currently attending Gum Nut college?)

With quick runs now being the order of the day, Kenner was demoted to #11 and the chase could begin. Enter the A-team, Sherman and Kleem. After Kleem was run out batting with Pic in dubious circumstances last week the pair had a chance to really bond together and achieve something special.

The A-team had the 4th graders off to a flyer going at 10 an over for the first 4 or 5 overs (thanks to some wayward bowling from 16 year old man child). Some thunderous batting from Pic and Kleem left 'Mo' in a state of psychosis and changing his bowlers every over. I think he actually pulled a bowler mid over?? Tough School!

(Adam Cubbage at Beauchamp)

Kleem fell to the spinner in controversial circumstances. 'The Kleem' had little luck in this game and I think his time is just around the corner, keep trucking big fella! Marvell & Pic fell shortly after holding out to the young 'Mo' who bowled pretty well under the watchful eye of his father.

Enter Tait & Cubbage. After a few quiet overs where they got themselves set and had a good chat they unleashed the tiger. Tjaard Tait is a strapping young fellow much in the mould of Hackett'& Thorpe, Thorpe & Hackett there's nothing in it. He pummelled the bowling to all corners of the ground and brought the team home with a long bomb off the opening bowler carrying the trees at the east side of Beauchamp.

The boys were home and now sat firmly at the top of the table. The song was sung with gusto as Shane 'Retro' Lin tried his best to punch some holes in the Beauchamp dressing sheds. Keep trying mate, I'm sure you'll get many more opportunities this year!!

Until next time, keep playing straight and be good to your mother (you expected something different??)

Sticks Kenner

4th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

4th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

4th Grade turn the tide against the Sharks

Punctuality to the game was an issue of concern the previous week. Under the guidance and tutelage of our new skipper Will Sweeney we all made it on time. The Sherminator (Anthony Sherman) was heard mumbling in the background '' You're all on time for Wilbur you cockroaches''. Geoff Hickman tried to coax Mitch to own up who was late but Mitch being the team man, he refused to say. [Editor's Note: If the tardiness of this report is anything to go by, Mitch would have been unable to tell Geoff who was late as he would have been last there!]

Classic Mitch - Blazing through the offside

A mild workout began and a sense of new found inspiration was sought with the return of Damon Livermore. Damon's grandparents grew up next door to where I grew up in Cremorne. We would often run into Damon's uncle Reg Livermore and soon become interested in his outrageous live performances act. Damon's cousins were often heard singing too, practising for their next recital. The Livermores were often responsible for teeing off golf balls on the neighbours below while I just spray painted the park down the road.

The Shermanator and Anthony (Please wax my back) Cubbage opened the batting. Shermsy captures the imagination of the Australian people (people of Australia - or if Mark Taylor (Stralya ) with some gorgeous strokeplay. One particular shot was a superb drive through extra cover on the rise. You just had to be there. Anthony was dismissed for 28.

Our star with the ball Adam Cubbage was dismissed early in his innings off the gloves to the wicketkeeper. Adam will soon decide soon whether or not whether the opening position is for him. In fact while I screen through the team sheets I notice the selectors have made that decision for him. The opening batsman is usually the most nervous and selfish person in the side because he knows he has to bat straight away or he has to bat for 2 overs at the end of the day. However I read that nerves are there to motivate you.

Cubbage on his way to a bag of wickets

Kleem joined Livermore and the two set about building some sort of partnership. With the score on 110, Kleem skied one off the edge of the bat to midwicket for 48. Enter Will Sweeney who came to the crease to support Livermore. These two once again stabilised the innings but Wilbur was dismissed in the late thirties which was a very handy knock.

Our new South African recruit Tjaard Tait coming off some useful contributions in recent weeks made a concerted effort not to lose his wicket early. He made a useful twenty adding to his ever - growing bag of wickets. Fitness guru and personal trainer Shayne Lin entered the fray but was there only briefly. Young Justin Avendano (the frozen one) looked a million bucks. After three balls at the crease Justin asked for the scoreboard to be updated. Justin has impressed us all with his can do attitude, work ethic and is not frightened of anyone. We eventually ended at 278 with a day to play.

On day 2 we resumed batting with two wickets in hand however Avendano fell sick the day before and was unable to bat. We lasted one over. The Sutherland opeing batsman had only three overs to prepare and we eagerly anticipated a flurry of wickets. Pat Effeney made an early breakthrough dismissing one of their openers. However progress was not to come with two left handers at the crease taking proceedings to tea with the score a hundred or so. It was a break we needed to recharge the batteries. Soon after tea the boys worked hard on shining one side of the ball and Dan Lake began to move a few around. Tjaard Tait dismissed one of the lefties with the ball going away.

Timmy Fulton delivers a beautiful outswinger for his skipper

After this, they were no match for Cubbage, who began drifting in and spinning away from the right handers. Cubby ended with 5 for and Tjaard 4. A great example of how things can quickly change. They were dismissed for 140 odd.

Sydney University this week and as usual they will have a couple of older heads around guiding their team. We will have to be switched on.

Thanks

Mitch Kleem

4th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

4th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

Washout

No play due to rain

4th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

4th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

4th Grade notch up their second win

As kick-off against Wests loomed, a poor attendance of Gordon players saw Pic's face turning red during warm ups ' and not just due to his intense fitness regime. After the toss we were destined to bat.

Another Coastie... Damien Way in great touch

And once again Mitch Kleem had his trademark moment of foolishness: 'Mitch to Pic': 'Mate I left my bat at home, can I just drive back home and get it from Mosman. I'll be there and back in 20 minutes'.

This all being said at around 10am, 30 minutes before going in to bat with Mitch being placed at 1st drop.

The innings started rather worryingly with Cubbage getting a globe, lobbing a full toss straight back to the bowler, and Pic dismissed for 8 after being bowled around his legs by the opener. Kleem was showing good signs only to be dismissed for 15. But with Mitch's departure, we saw the new breed of 'coasty' talent step up to the crease. Damien Way slowly revived Gordon's innings, playing his array of shots comfortably around the ground. Will Sweeney had a brief cameo appearance in the batting line up only to construct a 'Great Tactical Leave' on middle peg. Sweeney bowled for 3. Tjaard Tait then joined forces with Damien to help post a defendable score. Damien's innings came to an end on 77; a very convincing knock. Tjaard was eventually bowled by a full toss for 56; also a top innings. Shenal then looked to have good technique before his innings ended on 13, which then started a poor tail end finish of 5,1,0,0.

At the interval the boys received a 'SUBTLE' team talk from Pic, and then everyone parted ways for lunch. Speaking of lunch'we shall forever remember Shenal's Maccas order: 'A Cheeseburger with no meat', in other words a $2 bun with cheese.

Definitely a talking point - the dietry habits of Siriwardhene

The bowling started off very well for the Gordon boys, with Mitch Sweeney (1-33 off 5) clean bowling one of the openers in the first over. Then Dan Lake (3-22 off 6) claiming a 2 wicket maiden in his first over and then a wicket maiden in his 2nd. The 4th scalp brought on the likes of a Mr. Di Bartolo, with Pic warning us of this guy's ability. Scoring faster than Ron Jeremy in a movie I swear I've never seen before! In the blink of an eye Wests were 4 for 100 odd. This sparked the likes of Justin Avendano, who bowled good lines and lengths and combined well with Adam Cubbage (3-36 off 7). His patience persisted when Di Bartolo finally made a mistake and put one right down Mitch Sweeney's throat at deep mid-off.

Justin ended up on 3-24 off 6. One off his wickets was all thanks to an 'Absolutely Screaming Catch' by Cubbage, diving 'horizontally' to his right at mid-wicket and sticking it with one hand. Well deserving of a KFC classic catch.

All in all a good day's cricket won by the Gordon boys, who sung the song with gusto.

A special mention to Shayne Lin for keeping very well for us. We very much appreciate it mate. Thanks a ton.

Dan Lake

4th Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

4th Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

 
4th Grade chase 294 to beat the premiers

Fourth Grade couldn't have got off to a better start this season. With a new captain, many a new face and a great result against the reigning premiers.

The day got off to a bit of a shaky start with some of the boys forgetting over the long and tedious winter break what time we were meant to start which resulted in a rather lackluster warm up.

The more "mature" Mitch Kleem on his way to 70-odd

With the toss of the coin falling the defending premiers way, the Stags found themselves in the field. What followed had our new skipper Anthony "Pic" Sherman very worried as we managed to give Randy Petes 36 extras, which, included 29 wides.  Shenal Siriwardhene(2/63 from 10) and Patty Effeney (1/26 from 5) took the new rock with a mixture of wayward delivers and unplayable balls. This seemed to set the trend for the innings as no-one other than the experienced Pic (0/29 off 7) and the youngster Dan Lake (0/21 off 6) were able to keep a tight Line.  Mitch Sweeny (0/35 off 4) struggled with his line and length and Cubbage (1/51 off 9) kept dishing up a juicy full toss once an over.

But all that said, honorable mentions must go to Tjaard Tait (2/66 off 9) who finished the innings well. Unfortunately, 30 were taken off his last 2 overs by the Randy -Petes hard hitting captain. Although the bowling was wayward the fielding was particularly good with many run out opportunities created, but just not finished.  Randy-Petes were kept to par score of 294 at Killara.

After some inspiring words from the Captain, the new 4th grade opening partnership of Pic and Cubbage strode out to the middle. The partnership began to blossom as both batsmen found boundaries easy to come by, but with the score at 47 Cubbage was caught down the leg side for 20 off the first ball from the spinner.  This brought Kleem to the wicket to continue on the stroke play. But what surprised everyone was that, in-between the Mitchy we all know was some one that actually took quick singles and it must be said, it was the most mature innings from Mitch that I have seen - probably the captain's experienced words in his ear.

Pic was next to go for 45 and then Damien Way showed a touch of class for his 39. Marvel join Kleem (yes, he was still in) and put on 78 until Mitch, trying to up the run rate, was caught at cover for a well made 73. 4/231 off 41 quickly became 6/246 off 43 as Bilal (3)was caught behind and Marvs out LBW for 42 and there were some serious nerves beginning to be felt from the huge crowd of spectators. Shenal had other ideas though and, with Tait, put on 44 until the most nerve racking last over. Needing 5 off the last over, this is how it played out;

49.1 over; Tait skies a full toss to deep fine leg. OUT! (batsmen crossed)

49.2 over; Shenal dispatches a length ball over mid-wicket for 4. SCORES TIED!

49.3 over; Shenal plays and misses outside off.

49.4 over; Shenal plays and misses outside off again.

49.5 over; Shenal plays and misses outside off yet again. He claimed to anyone in the sheds afterwards that he left this one Brian Lara style, just for the effect.

The poster in Shenal's bedroom

49.6 over; Shenal hooks the ball round to fine leg for FOUR!!

With a first up win under the belt, we will look to improve in the bowling department against Bankstown next week. Good luck to all grades next week!

Adam Cubbage

 

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 08/09

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 08/09

The Poidevin Gray Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 21 years of age.

The Poidevin Gray matches are played on a Sunday and is generally played over 7 rounds with a final for the top two placed teams.

For the PG schedule go to Fixtures.

Poidevin Gray match reports for 2008/09 season are provided below:

Poidevin Gray ' Semi Final

Poidevin Gray ' Semi Final

Poidevin Gray ' Semi Final

Report by Ed Howitt Jnr.

Sunday'Howell Oval'Semi Final. The Stags were out numbered 5:1 in the supporter stakes and victory against a strong Penrith was going to be a difficult task. They are a strong club and currently sit on top of the club championship. But semi finals are great levellers and the attitude and the way players handle pressure has a great influence on the result. Today was no different!!

(Steve Colley watched intently by Sam Buono)

So' try and win the toss, bat 1st and set a target. 1st objective achieved as Harry and Marcus called heads and we would bat on a flat, hard wicket which may slow up as the day wore on. We talked about being positive, against two 1st grade opening bowlers, and look for singles at every opportunity. Steve Colley (61) and Cameron Eccles (56) did this perfectly. Some wonderful attacking play, good pull shots (except when Cam got lidded and the grill cause a minor cut under his nose) saw the Stags dominate up until the first drinks break. No wickets down and 75 runs after 18 overs. Penrith were excellent in the field, in particular their ground fielding, but Colley and Eccles remained patient and provided a platform. No targets were set, just to give ourselves every opportunity to put Penrith under pressure in their run chase. Eccles was to first to go, but the in form Bombas (51) (well, in form for PGs) continued where 

Cameron left off and played a beautifully controlled innings. He was 2nd last man out and held the innings together somewhat as players fell rapidly around him. Some average shot selection and even less than average running between the wickets saw the Stags struggle to 215, with 9 balls to spare (cardinal sin). Apart from the top 3, nobody else reached double figures and our likely total of 250+ fell well short. However, runs on the board in a semi final is a big advantage and we went out after the break full of confidence and enthusiasm.

(Cam Eccles at Howell)

Penrith started their chase cautiously and looked in control without really getting away from us. They played, seemingly, to keep wickets in hand for an assault at the end (or at some stage). Sometimes that can be dangerous!! The run rate quickly climbed to 5 and 6 an over and the wickets began to fall. The early bowling of Campbell, Kennedy and Soper was disciplined, and even though they went wicketless, the standard of bowling had been set. Steve Colley was introduced with immediate effect and the opener (who the day before became the youngest player to score a 1st grade hundred on debut) was caught behind by the skipper. Steve bowled superbly. An unchanged spell yielding 2/30 (10), with his 2nd wicket a brilliant catch by Hamish Angus at short midwicket.

The batsmen, who were set, were dismissed and forced incoming batsmen to score quickly as soon as they arrived at the crease. The rate was climbing and the pressure increased. Not easy for the opposition given the slow wicket, excellent bowling and superb ground fielding. Please note, I didn't mention catching as we did manage to put down 5 catches!! Edwards and Richtor maintained good line and length and were rewarded with 2 and 1 wicket (s) respectively.

 (James Campbell at Howell)

They did a great job through the middle overs. Harry Evans led the team superbly. The opposing coach commented on the way he kept ahead of the game, placed his fieldsman diligently and remained composed under pressure. A very justified appraisal of a guy who has been a major contributor in moulding this team into possible competition winners. Gordon ended up winning by 9 runs, with Kennedy, Campbell and Edwards bowling the last 10 overs. The victory sparked a wonderful team song with all the supporters who had made the journey to the base of the mountains cramming into the dressing room.  The guys have come along way together and there is just one more match. For two of them only, (Bombas and Richtor) their last PGs game!!

So off to the final we go against Bankstown. We must improve our catching and must bat more intelligently in the middle and lower order. The enthusiasm, bowling, top order batting, captaincy and ground fielding has been first class. Lets hope we can put it all together in the final. We are on a roll, having won our last 6 games!!

Many thanks to those who travelled out to support this ever developing team. To Tony Wilson, Paul Stephenson, Jim Cattlin, Andrew Falk, Jamie Soper, The Colleys, The Cheadles, Steve Eccles, The Campbells, Sam "Happy" Buono, Dick Huey, Len Bombas, Roger Evans, Ed Howitt Snr and of course Marcus (apologies if I missed anyone). We were terribly outnumbered, but it was great to see one side of the oval get behind our team and help us over the line. A once rowdy bunch of Penrith supporters became awfully quiet in the afternoon!!

(Hamish Angus definitely looked the part)

All Stags, please try and get out to the game on Sunday at Grahame Thomas Oval (next to Bankstown Oval). This is not just a final for these guys but for the club as a whole. Our last PGs final was in 1974/75!!

Cheers,

Hoppa

Poidevin Gray Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

Poidevin Gray Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

PG's into the semi-finals

Well, incredibly some would say,it all came down to the last round!! Gordon (6th) playing Parramatta (3rd) at Chatswood Oval on a wicket that would do a bit, given the scores in 1st grade the previous day. Parramatta win they are through to the semis..Gordon win and some results would need to go our way.

Bombas in good form at the top of the order

The boys had come along way since the disappointing results against Fairfield and Easts. They had achieved comfortable wins against Sydney, Randwick Petersham, Mosman and Northern Districts and had put themselves in a position to gain a semi final spot. But this would be a difficult assignment against a team with 5 current 1st graders and placed 3 spots higher going into the final round.

Harry won the toss and we batted, with some sceptics out there thinking we should have bowled. Reasoning'.it was felt the wicket would be the same all day and the added pressure of batting second. The stags lost Cam Eccles in the first over, but a solid partnership between Steve Colley (19) and Reece Bombas (69) saw Gordon reach 1/67 at the first drinks break. A very good start!! Both players played very well and it was a shame Steve knicked one straight after drinks to end the promising partnership. The skipper Harry Evans (57) entered the fray and batted superbly, scoring at less than a run a ball.

He took the pressure of Reece with some beautiful shots and the pair put on 83 and set the Stags up for a very competitive total. Harry departed when he hit a half tracker down the throat of mid wicket, but Reece remained defiant and his innings was both mature and full of class. A little cameo from Rob Edwards (28) and small contributions from the lower order saw a very defendable total of 217. The running between the wickets, especially by Harry, Reece and Steve was 1st class and showed our positive intent toward the game.

Skipper Evans leads by example

Parramatta came out blazing and this has obviously been the way they have played in picking up double bonus points in 3 of their victories this season. But the stags were disciplined, with Kennedy and Campbell bowling very well and not letting the Parramatta bats intimidate them. Plenty of balls were going in the air and after 12 overs, Parramatta bludgeoned 60 runs but had lost 3 wickets in the process. James Campbell (3/34 off 8) took 2, with Chad Soper ( 2/19 off 6) chiming in to dismiss the dangerous No.3. Parramatta continued to attack and also continued to lose wickets.

One can only assume this was their game plan and they would stick with it.

 Their game plan didn't work!! Good controlled bowling, excellent fielding and infectious enthusiasm saw the visitors bowled out for 127 in the 28th over and thus handing Gordon a bonus point victory. Rob Edwards (3/27 off 6) and Nick Cheadle (2/23 off 4) took the last 5 wickets, with Harry Evans leading the team with great skill and innovation.

It was then a waiting game to see if we would make the semi finals. As results filtered through it looked like we would miss out on net run rate and rue the missed bonus point in our previous 2 matches. But Campbelltown, who led going into the final round, were belted by Randy-Petes and their quotient took a battering and we jumped them into 4th place. A perfect way to celebrate a few beers and sausage sizzle at Tiddle's place afterwards!!

The boys celebrate the victory

So, the team now play the semi final on March 8 at Howell Oval against a very good Penrith outfit. The boys are on a roll, are playing as a team and have that winning feeling. A spot in the final is on the line and they are playing the sort of cricket which just could book that place in the decider.

Cheers

Hoppa

  

James Campbell delivers big in-hooping deliveries to his waiting victim

Poidevin Gray Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 5

Poidevin Gray Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 5

PG's too strong in all areas for Randy-Petes 

The under-agers travelled to Coogee Oval, or atmosphere park, for round 5 of the Poideven-Gray Shield. On the back of one of the most comprehensive PGs victories in recent years, confidence was high. With Lindsay and Campbell both being unavailable, Damien Way and Elliot Richtor were welcomed back into the side. Colley moved to the top of the order.

The scoreboard tells the story of the 1st innings

Casting my mind back to around this time last year, the 2nd grade Gordon side had been involved in two days of cricket yielding over 700 runs for the loss of about 8 wickets... even the Slug got runs that day. Obviously we were expecting a great batting deck.

Coach Howitt spoke about the need for the top order batsmen to stand up and produce big partnerships: an 80 and 60 was required from two of the top 4. At the toss, the skipper's run of good fortune continued, and Randwick were put into the field.

Eccles and Colley made a solid start to the innings. The running between the wickets and driving was a highlight. After 15 overs Gordon had scored 45 runs, but most importantly had not lost a wicket. A good start. Rob Edwards was not so sure, thinking that the start was sluggish, and an indication of Eccles' reluctance to switch hit.

Cam began to play more aggressively, placing their first change bowler over midwicket for successive deliveries and a six to bring up his 50 (75 balls). Steve also brought up his half century off 87 deliveries. After a score of 131 the previous day, there was a chance that Steve could crack successive hundreds. However, Steve was out lbw, trying to sweep the spinner, for 61. Steve and Cam combined for an opening partnership of 150 in 33 overs, an excellent platform for a large total.

A fantastic effort by the boys, Cam and Reece

Reece Bombas joined Cam and these two produced another excellent stand, seeing us through the 50 overs. It would be a fair comment to say that once Cam reached his hundred he decided to attack. His last 50 runs came from just 23 balls. Anything on a length was put onto the road. Cam finished with 153* with seven 6s and nine 4s. His fourth hundred for the season. Reece was the perfect foil running very well and punishing anything loose. He raced to 45* at the close of the innings. We finished with 275 for the loss of one wicket, a very good total.

With a score of 275, Randwick needed to score at a fair clip. JK (1-15 off 6) and Chad (0-16 off 4) produced a very good opening spell on a lifeless deck, restricting them to 1-31 off the first 10 overs. JK had knocked over the openers off stump. Edwards (2-38 off 10) took up the attack from one end, managing to impersonate each member of the Australian attack, meanwhile containing the batsmen. Richtor (0-23 off 4) was introduced just as the number 3 began to settle. At drinks the two batsmen had started to look very comfortable and were capitalising on bowling that strayed onto the pads one to many times.

At this point Evans decided to turn to the spinners, with Colley (1-38 off 10) and Way (1-43 off 10) to work in tandem. Colley immediately had success, claiming their no. 3 with his second delivery. He came down the track and played for turn, leaving a simple stumping. Damo was also bowling nicely, drifting the ball a long way, and was rewarded with an lbw in his second over.

Rob Edwards does a great job of containment and wicket-taking

The two Randy-Petes 1st graders where now together, and they proceeded to score single after single when about 9 an over was required. As the game slipped away from Randwick, they began to take a few risks, one hitting a few successive fours and sixes. Enter James "JK" Kennedy.

So far this year "The mantis" has brought three things to this side: Aggressive opening bowling, an amazingly oversized cricket helmet and sledging. Perhaps fielding should be added to this list? Well probably not .. but on Sunday JK unleashed a throw from the boundary to within a millimeter of the bails to run out the Randwick number 4. Superb fielding. The mantis was pretty happy with himself.

As often happens, the rest of the batting offered little resistance, with only a few lusty blows been struck. Damo and Hamish Angus also collected run outs. Robby Edwards showed how to bowl at the tail, with stump to stump bowling and great variation.

Soper backs up the batsmen's performances

Randwick finished with 9-222 off their 50 overs. This was a superb fielding effort on a very flat wicket and good batting lineup. We still need to concentrate on bowling to our field, and reducing that one poor delivery (There were 17 wides).

It is the first time in recent memory that PGs have strung together consecutive wins, a very good feeling. Now we are currently just one win outside of a finals' berth and with two matches to play, we have a strong opportunity to grab one of those spots.

Finally, It was really pleasing to hear at training during the week that the team was looking forward to PGs. It seems that we are finally enjoying our cricket. What a difference winning makes!

Harry Evans

   

Bombas in fine form             Steve Colley playing brilliantly       Eccles nails a big one

Poidevin Gray Report vs Mosman - Round 4

Poidevin Gray Report vs Mosman - Round 4

PG's Report Vs Mosman at Chatswood.

On a fine and sunny Sunday PG's found themselves at home against a strong Mosman side. After the 'debacle' that occurred at Waverley oval last game against Easts, the team was looking to prove themselves before the Christmas break. The side saw the inclusion of Hamish Angus and the return of Rob Edwards. The dressing shed was a buzz of enthusiasm with the usual talk of Jones's weights regime and stories from the previous week's outings. Unfortunately no word was said about Largo as I'm sure that Bombas and fellow central coastians would have all gathered there for what I hear is the best night out in the world.

Rob Edwards - It's great to see him back!

Anyway back to cricket. The pitch was looking a gem and people were asking questions about how a team could get only 91 on such a flat track. And that question is still being asked. Harry 'I wanna see someone's head knocked off' Evans kindly won the toss and elected to bat. Blair 'Ice-man' Lindsay (so many nicknames I can't keep up) and Cameron 'Pinger' Eccles kept the board ticking over for the first 8 overs and looked very comfortable on such a flat deck, before Ice-man was deceived by a slower ball and lost off stump. Reece 'I don't need to hit singles' Bombas came to the crease with a glint in his eye suggesting he meant business. With Cameron up the other end hitting singles Reece continued to find the boundary to make 29 off about 30 balls before chopping one on. Harry 'Bouncer' Evans came and went edging one to the keeper and Steve 'Chupa Chup' Colley very kindheartedly gave the bowler a fairly straightforward caught and bowled to see the team at 4-85.

In strolls Rob 'Are you Genuine' Edwards to the crease. After hitting his first scoring shot behind point for 4 he continued to play every shot he could in that region. Cameron brought up his fifty with a flat six in front of square and then a quick single. Next over he skied one to be caught on the fence two days in a row (should learn from my mistakes I guess). We were 5 for 150 needing at least 230 with 14 overs to go when Matt 'White Knight' Jones came to the crease and after a nervous start which included a missed stumping he found his range and started hitting the bowlers around the park. Rob continued to bat well and was finally dismissed for 47 which include a six over cover and 41 through point.

Hamish 'Blow-in' Angus joined Jones in the middle and continued to keep the scoreboard ticking over. In a blas' of glory the White Knight dispatched the bowling all over the park and over the fence to reach 62 before miss hitting one. We finished with 8 for 248, the highest score this season by far. A much better batting performance from the team and the bowlers now had something to defend.

Bombas gets right in behind one

With the batsman finally standing up to the task it was now up to the bowlers and fielders to get the side home. With 'JK' Kennedy, the Ultimate fielder, and Chad 'Prot'g' Soper opening the bowling, and looking fired up for the challenge, what hope did Mosman have at all really. Chad took the first wicket trapped plumb in front and JK the second caught snicking behind, which was lucky because he didn't hear the call from our bouncer happy captain to knock his head off and bowled a good length ball that found the edge. With Chad picking up another LBW Mosman, were in trouble at 3 for 60 and whispers of a bonus point came into everyone's mind.

Then came some brilliant fielding and bowling which included James 'Triple Bonus Point' Campbell taking 2 for 28 and then JK hitting the stumps at the keeper's end from mid off. Wait, not enough information on that amazing dismissal. The ball was hit back to the bowler, beat him, it then ricocheted off the stumps to mid off where Ice-man was fielding but being wrong footed he had no chance of getting to the ball and getting the run out, out sprinted JK from mid on to pick up the ball one handed and yells of 'keeper' saw him zone in on the stumps and hit middle stump half way up. In an instant it was over, the batsman in disarray everyone erupted and we knew this was our day.

Rob 'I see a Man of the Match opportunity' Edwards was throw the ball and with the help of some quality slips and cover fielding was able to take 3 for 14 to have Mosman 8 for 67 and 9 for 85.

Eccles nudges one back down the pitch, watchful at the start of the innings

With just one wicket needed JC could smell a triple bonus point, on correcting him that only two is possible he agreed that that would suffice. Chad was brought on to finish them off so to speak and did so by shattering the stumps. We finally bowled them out for 105 and secured that double bonus point.

This was a much improved effort from the side and it now opens the possibility of semi-finals with more wins and a few more bonus point. Well done lads.

Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year Everyone

Cameron 'Pinger' Eccles

 

Second Grade Match Reports 08/09

Second Grade Match Reports 08/09

The Second Grade team plays for The Albert Cup.

All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants. Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Second grade schedule go to Fixtures

Second Grade match reports for 2008/09 season are provided below:

2nd Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

2nd Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

2nd Grade unable to seal the deal

This round of fixtures vs Campbelltown saw many new faces putting on the creams against the Ghosts and as would later be mentioned by keeper Brett Rosen, a completely different attitude in the field particularly ... we were rowdy now. The warm up was run by captain Rod Hokin and good energy shown early for the penultimate game of the season. Rocket must have carried this energy with him to the coin toss where he outplayed his opposition to take an early lead, Gordon won the toss and elected to bat.

James Campbell sets about getting the boys on the right track

In a game of so many ups and downs, the first session was a massive down for the Gordon boys. We desparately wanted to get off to a good start, knowing all too well that being just a couple of wickets down at lunch would set up a very defendable total. Wickets fell consistently through the first session and suddenly we found ourselves reeling at 7 down going into lunch ... far from ideal some would say. This left Harry Turner on debut and Chad Soper (2nd grade veteran) with the difficult task of regaining some pride on the scoreboard. And the good news is they did, Harry and Chad batted perfectly together both making extremly well constucted 50's in very difficult circumstances.

Harry in particular took to the attack after reaching 50 with some punishing stokes over cover and mid-wicket, he'll see much more time in the higher grades next year, I'm sure of it. Chad on the other hand was more reserved, taking over the aggressive role once Harry was dismissed he helped the score along nicely to 190. Considering the position we were in at lunch and the dismal totals we have been dismissed for at Chatswood in the past, it was a total we work with.

Harry Turner fitting in comfortably into 2nd Grade as he sets about attacking the bowling

A tricky afternoon session lay in store for the visitors with the possibility of early runs to be made for them, and wickets to be taken for us. An upper hand in the game was there to be had for either side as the ball was still moving late in the day. As it turns out both teams had good patches in the last session, play ended at 4-99 and a very tight game lay ahead. We stressed that our bowlers had to bowl very good channels in order to earn our wickets, drying up the runs would be sure to bring about the wickets. We stuck to our guns and it saw Jules and JC pick up 2 wickets each. Rocket stressed at the end of the days play that there was plenty of work to be done during the week, both for the bowlers who had the task of taking 6 more wickets and the batsmen to score quick runs when the opportunity came .. 10 points was still on our mind with so much cricket left to be played.

Day two of the fixture saw the Stags take to the field with supreme energy, getting right behind opening bowlers Jules and JC who bowled a whole session each, an incredible effort! Jules in particular was in pain through most of his spell and Rocket urged us to get behind Jules so we could get 2 more overs out of him, I think he probably bowled 4 or 5 more. Peter Siddle eat your heart out. The Ghosts only needed 90 odd runs for victory and we needed 6 wicket ... cricket has a funny way of bringing things right down to the final straw, called early by Brett Rosen too I might add! Jules and JC through their spell picked up another two wickets each and JK didn't let up. Maybe he was angry that he didn't get the new rock, maybe it was the ongoing fued for the no.10 batting spot, whatever it was he bowled at the head and picked up a wicket to boot! The energy continued well from all 11 Stags but try as we may, just couldn't get the umpires to lift that finger for the 10th wicket and the Ghosts took 1st innings points and declared straight away.

Now the batsman's turn to show some guts and post a total for our bowlers to bowl at and the visitors to chase, we were aiming for 150 from 20 overs ... plenty in it for both sides. We achieved our goals and then some, giving the opposition 160 odd to chase from 20 overs thanks to some excellent batting from Nick Dowsley in particular and well supported again by some powerful batting from Harry Turner. Nick used everything in his arsenel, deft touches, powerful strokes and the short boundary ... it was great to see him back amongst the runs and even better to see him do it under pressure as we did lose early wickets again. It was all so exciting this short period of batting that the boys felt like we again had the upper hand heading into the last 20 overs of the match, so much to gain for us and so much for them to gain or lose.

They made their intentions clear early on with some attempted lofted drives not quite finding the middle of the bat as much as they found the middle of James "sledger" Ledgerwood's hands. He fielded beautifully as he often took to the air, the word graceful comes to mind. Whatever it was it worked and Ledge took 2 catches to throw the game in our favour. Shots were played and wickets were taken as our bowlers faced the task of bowling a side out in 20 overs.

Jules during his unchanged spell on the 2nd day

Never before have I seen so many men standing behind the wicket, or within 10 metres of the batsmen. Rocket wanted to get airborne so our 4 slips merged into two gully's and Hamish at catching point, Chad at extra cover and Blair at batpad. Attacking cricket some may say .. unfortunately the Campbelltown batsmen were able to hold out but not before we were able to take 7 of their wickets! Within 3 wickets of taking 2nd innings points from a side, which would have been the 2nd time we've done that this season .. thanks for the 6 points Sydney Uni!

For those who were there to watch the game they will be able to tell you of the standard of cricket that was played over the last two weeks, even though we lost the game it was not a feeling of loss that we felt. All 11 guys gave their all and played some very very good cricket to lose a game. We honestly felt we played the better cricket in the 2nd week, but to Campbelltown's credit they were up to the task, the sign of a team that's at the top of the table and something we'll all learn from. To quote a wise man (James Campbell) - "Cricket was the winner"

Blair Lindsay

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

A team performance sees 2nds home  

With the second grade finals hopes slim (to none), our round 20 clash with Blacktown at Joe McAleer Oval was a chance to extend our winning streak to two games and gain some vital club championship points.

Young Chad Soper takes on the Warriors

Evans and Dowsley was required to make a significant detour to pick up skipper/navigator Ben Garratt. Fortunately, Benny knew the shortcut to Whalan... For once Evans had an excuse for being late.

Gordon won the toss and decided to bat. Lindsay and Garratt fell reasonably cheaply, but with one S. Colley cracking boundaries at the other end, we reached 51 for the loss of 2 wickets. When Steve was out for 58, the team score was just 87.

Through the middle overs, Evans, Hinton and Richtor kept the run rate at around 4 an over, nudging ones and hitting the odd four. With the departure of Evans, Richtor brought out the charge and hit some excellent shots though and over cover. On 49, with his first 50 of the year beckoning, Richtor was caught .. shame. However on Sunday it was revealed that James Campbell (scoring at the time) had Richtor on 50, while the Blacktown scorebook had Els on 49... Richtor was given 50.

Edwards continued the nudging, playing with typically fast hands. Eventually Rob opened up and hit one of the biggest bombs I have seen, smashing into the upstairs window of the pavilion (and not breaking it).

After a few late wickets, we had reached 9/247 off our 50 overs, a very competitive total. Importantly it was the first time this year that four batsmen threatened to reach 50 ' Colley, Evans, Richtor and Edwards. It was probably one of the better team batting displays this year from the young Gordon side.

After knocking over Easts cheaply last match, we were confident of defending 247. At 4-211, with 8 overs remaining, Gordon were definitely ruing five dropped chances. Earlier, Blacktown's experienced opening batsman had collected an aggressive 50 (140 not out looked on the cards) only to be knocked over by Chad.

Gordon bowled very tightly in the final 10 overs. Steve Colley bowled until the 45thover, and collected the vital wicket of the number three for 80 odd. Rob also collected some good poles with excellent change ups. JK was given the final over with 15 required for a Blacktown victory. Only 4 runs were yielded. Blacktown were restricted to 8/235

Edwards on his was to 3-for

Finally, 2s would like to thank Sam Hinton for playing. He contributed a solid 6 .. only to be run out at the bowlers end off a deflection.. and two dropped catches. However it was great to have some fresh stories and ideas in the dressing room. Hopefully we will be seeing some more of the Hint dog.

As it stands 2ndgrade sit in 11thplace, 10 points off 6thplace. A couple of wins and you never know.

Harry

2nd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12

2nd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12

2nd Grade fight back to secure vital points

Day 1

After an energetic game of football, Harry won the toss and decided to bat on reasonable wicket with an outfield that looked a little slow. Blair Lindsay and Steve Colley strode to the crease and made a positive start before a few quick wickets left us at 3-31.

Elliot "Emo" Richtor finding some form and precious runs for 2nd Grade

Nick Dowsley and Elliot Richtor then struggled their way through the next hour, taking the score to 3-49 over the course of 13 overs. The ball didn't come on to the bat very well and the outfield made it difficult to beat the infield. With only 2 overs before lunch, we were reasonably happy with the recovery. But then disaster ' Nick was out caught behind and then Matt Jones was bowled by an in swinging yorker and suddenly we were 5-50 at lunch.

After lunch Shenal 'ABCs' Siriwardhane and Elliot Richtor set about rebuilding the innings. They played very controlled innings and got the team to a defendable position before both being dismissed in the 40s. Elliot played with much more confidence as the conditions improved and used his feet well against the spinners. Shenal batted very impressively and belied his position in the order. He played very straight and looked very composed throughout. The pair added 87 before Elliot was dismissed and after a handy 19 from Chad Soper, we ended up with a very defendable 188 of 86 overs.

We had eight overs to bowl before the end of the day and were keen to continue our momentum. After a wayward start, Chad got the vital wicket we wanted and Easts were 1-21 at the close of play. With innings scores of 89, 141, 163 and 4/70 in the previous Easts matches at the ground this season, we probably should have guessed that runs would be difficult to come by, but in the end we recoved into a very winnable position for next week.

Day 2

With the imminent hot day, the young twos had additional incentive to take the remaining nine wickets as quick as possible. Easts started well with some risky hitting, but it was only a matter of time before the wickets started to fall. Once we took some early wickets we were always in the dominant position, but the last wicket partnership certainly gave us a scare. After some high scoring overs, Easts went from needing over 50 runs to win to only 19, and their remaining batsman was hitting the ball cleanly. 

Fortunately, a good tight over from James Kennedy to their batsman left the number 11 on strike to face Chad the next over. Chad delivered, thanks to a great catch from Blair at 2nd slip and the six points were in the bag.

James Kennedy keeping the Easts batsmen at bay

Harry rotated the bowlers effectively as everyone contributed. James Kennedy bowled one of his 'fired up' spells to take two important wickets. Steve and Elliot both took two important wickets and bowled quite tight and Chad took another two with his nippy outswings/cutters to add to the one from last week. James 'one leg' Cambell bowled another 14 overs in the heat and took the vital wicket of their opener.

The fielding was very good and the catching almost flawless. Overall, it was a very pleasing performance after being in a tough position.

Nick "I feel like the Grandpa of the side" Dowsley 

2nd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

2nd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 11

2nd Grade take on board more lessons 

Round 11 saw the B-Stags return to Chatswood to take on the Districts from Waitara way. With Fifi Box forecasting 1st day temps in the low 40s and the suddenly single skipper in career best tossing form, the lads were looking forward to a long stint at the crease' Fast forward eight hours and the Stags had endured an energy sapping day and last session onslaught that saw the Rangers post an imposing 9/ 381. With the exception of some overpitched early overs and a sprinkling of overly generous first and last ball options, the bowling was well disciplined throughout and was for the most part well supported by high standards in the field, including two run outs ' one a direct hit Matty Jones special.

Benny "BG" Garratt smokes one through the off side

In his return to 2-grade Nick "I'm a certainty if I get 5" Medcalf (4/116, 26 overs) took the first 3 poles ' one to a screamer from Steve "The Levitator" Colley at backward point ' and was the pick of the seam up bowlers. He was ably supported by James "F" Kennedy (2/67, 19 overs), Rob "Better late than never" Edwards (1/64, 20 overs) and Shenal "Siriwardhane" Siriwardhane (0/29, 8 overs) who each toiled manfully in the Chatswood sunshine.

Day 2 brought a welcome declaration as the Stags switched focus to batting for long periods of time, placing high value on wickets, and batting deep into the last hour to see what just might be. Unfortunately we encountered the almost immediate setback of the loss of two recent run-getters in Lindsay (2) and Colley (24). Not the ideal start. Harry "PC" Evans joined the skipper, and together set about rebuilding the innings against a very experienced and disciplined ND's attack. The pair added 136 for the third wicket before an Evans (63) leading edge was gobbled up by a diving mid-on: 3/173. Nick "First hit in 3 innings (and 10 months!)" Dowsley played some trademark crisp strokes before falling for 13 in the lead up to tea, and when the skipper (84) offered a return catch to his opposite number, the Stags had stumbled to be 5/214 at tea. Despite the pre-tea setbacks, the determination to bat deep into the last hour persisted and the knowledge that our opponents had been 6/201 24 hours before gave reason for belief in something special.

What happened next saw our rom-com script discarded for something from the horror section as the Stages capitulated, losing the last 7 wickets in the space of 15 overs for a meagre 23 runs. A flick through the thesaurus, though depressing, provides many apt descriptors' Disastrous. Deplorable. Humiliating. Pitiful. Pathetic. Adding insult to injury was the knowledge that although we'd endured the worst of the elements against a talented and determined foe, we were still well and truly in the fight after the first 5 sessions, and such a swift curl-up-in-a-ball surrender showed scant regard for the courageous efforts of comrades earlier in the contest.

Harry Evans puts together a partnership with his skipper

There is no disputing that this team has talent. The battle continues to be the transferral of this talent into performances and results. As ever we will live and learn and be hungrier for the disappointment. Bring on the Dolphins.

Ben Garratt 

2nd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

2nd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

A top match at a frenetic pace gets 10 points against the Bears 

Day 1:

After returning from the festive season stability is probably something you're going to be looking for, especially given the fact that 2nd grade needs to win far more games then lose or even draw in the hunt for a semi's birth. As it turned out stability is not something we retained with Harry Evan's getting another well deserved chance in 1st grade, this brought the ever energetic Brett Rosen in behind the wicket.

Steve Colley goes long... onto the railway

We also welcomed back season 2007/2008 2nd grade captain Nick Dowsley, who donned the creams after an extended holiday, stories to ensue I'm sure. However with the luck of the coin toss we were able to send the Bear's into bat on a Chatswood pitch that looked promising to the opening bowler's and the weather to complement this.

Young and fellow coastie Chad Soper took the new rock with great enthusiasm, unlucky not to end up with more than his 2/48. The Bear's opener's got off to an indifferent start; although it looked good on the scoreboard what was witnessed on the field was less than charming. We stuck to our guns well and once the first wicket fell to a chance at 1st slip of Chad's bowling, the wickets kept falling. James Campbell may have been one of the reasons for the continual demise of so many Bear's batsmen; his 6/31 from 11 over's included 5 maiden overs. All in all, there is not much to report from the Bear's first innings, we fielded well, took most of our chances and had some luck with certain decisions, some misfortune with others but in the end that's cricket. North's bowled out for 144 from 36.5 over's, plenty of cricket left to be played in the day, little did we know another 340-odd runs would be scored for the loss of 3 wickets, two of which were ours.

Again young coasties Steve Colley and Blair Lindsay would begin the Gordon innings and to some apparent success I might add. Steve was in devastating form after the holiday break and once reaching his 50 decided to dispatch the Bear's attack to all parts quickly taking the score to 130, almost within reach of the North's target of 144. Unfortunately Lindsay attempted to repeat Colley's efforts and while he rode his luck for a short while was dismissed by a low full toss, enough said I think. Ever consistent captain Ben Garratt chimed in for an extremely well made 67*, with some classic BG lofted drives and excellent running between the wickets.

Blair matches Steve stroke for stroke

Unfortunately for Steve running between the wickets saw an end to his marvellous innings when he was run out for 131 (off 121 balls I might add) and seeing us to a first innings victory. Well done Steve on another great innings this season. Special mention should be made to Matt Michael, especially as a hand injury would later rule his out of week 2 in the Bear's clash. Cupcake faced one ball, for no runs and was exceptionally lucky not to be sent on his way LBW. On a positive note Matt bowled extremely well early in the day with little luck, but worked hard for his 2/37, get well soon champ. And with that Ben called an end to the Gordon first innings, finishing with 2/267.

Yet more runs were scored in the 11 over's remaining in the first day's play, however the Stags had the final laugh with the snaring of one wicket in the final over. Damian Way was brought into the attack very very late in the day for his uncanny ability to break partnerships and today was no different with one of the Bear's openers being dismissed by one of the two deliveries' that Damo managed to land on the pitch, our condolences go out to the young man. Day one complete, North's 1/71 and roughly 50 runs behind the Stag's total.

Day 2:

Stability ... Harry Evan's returned to us this week with school associate Rob Edwards who funnily enough was making his 2nd grade debut. This in turn meant we lost Brett Rosen and also Matt Micheal although his departure was injury related and apparently self induced, the jury is out on that one. This week the Stags took to the field and kept up a good level of energy and enthusiasm throughout the innings despite grassing some crucial chances behind the wicket and plenty more escaping the grasp of the waiting fielders. However, there is always room for improvement especially if we have aspirations of playing finals cricket, or first of all putting ourselves in a position to play it. 2nd innings hero James Kennedy stepped up well when things were not going our way, North's batsmen on their way to a sizeable 2nd innings total of 351.

James "Lightstick" Kennedy bowled exceptionally well for his 5/68, especially in his 2nd and 3rd spells. I talked to JK after the game and picked up on the fact that I believe he only bowled 3 really loose balls all day, all in 1 over, all of which whizzed past my ear at short leg. As mentioned his 2nd and 3rd spells more than made up for this, ending up with his first 5 wicket haul for the club. Good signs for the future. Chap Soper also bowled extremely well and could have just as easily ended up with similar figures to JK, sorry Chad ... he knows what I mean, I'll buy you a beer champ, sorry Jamie. All in all the Stags were left to chase 219 from 31 over's, requiring a hasty 7.06 runs per over.

James Campbell takes 6 in the first dig

A first ball full toss helped the situation immensely and with no cover in place it would have been a travesty had it not been dispatched to the boundary, thankfully Blair obliged and the Stags moved to 0/4. The North's bowling tended to lack consistency and anything wide or short was pounced on by both openers and the scoring rate crept along at a steady 8 or 9 runs per over. When Blair and Steve fell for a rapid 68 and 52 respectively, the platform was set for a great run chase and the chance to take 10 points right out of North's back pocket. Harry Evan's played a wonderful stabilising innings of 25* while our powerful stroke makers in BG (15) and Matt Jones (16) were sent in to drive the score along. Rob Edwards, on debut, showed no signs on nerves with some excellently timed off side shots, targeting the short boundary. He achieved this with great success, bringing up the Stags outright victory with successive maximum value strokes and a well made 33* for himself.

At the end of the day we played well as a team, a vast improvement on some games from before the break. Against North's the bowlers did their job, the batsmen did theirs and as a result we took home 10 much needed points and a great deal of confidence. If anything our fielding in the 2nd innings still has some questions about it, but there's nothing a week of hard training can't fix especially in such a young and talented side. Till next time.

Blair Lindsay... on behalf of Matt Jones

2nd Grade Report vs St George - Round 9

2nd Grade Report vs St George - Round 9

2nd Grade humbled by St George  

Finally we were back to Chatswood after a string of away games, the extra sleep in much appreciated. But the extra sleep proved to have little effect later in the day' We arrived and did the covers in a most organised fashion; this young 2nd grade side is quickly learning the many tricks of the trade required for what would seem to many like a simple task. Some among the team gave into their 'immature side' early in the day with an attempt to run myself over with the covers trolley, revenge will be sweet boys. With the covers out of the way it was time to turn our attention to some fierce competition, but not with St George, not just yet.

Steve Colley works through the "danger zone", scoring most of his team's runs

It was time for the warm up and the weekly top 6 vs. bottom 5 sporting extravaganza. Although I can't actually remember who won this week I daresay it was the top 6, with the experience of Matt Michael and Ben Garrett and the youthful energy of Matt 'I broke the window because it's on a length' Jones, who can deny our sporting prowess? Another energetic warm up, a win at the toss and things looked to be in our favour early '

However as we've learnt over the past weeks cricket is a game where things are rarely in your favour for certain. Our batting was again less than impressive, however having scored in excess of 300 in the not too distant past we know we are very capable of turning things around with some hard work at training and harder work on game day. Special mention must be made to Steve 'Danger Zone' Colley for a well made 55. Nick Cheadle and I were deep in conversation about Steve and his danger zone. Steve had an uncanny knack early in the season for putting the bad ball away to the boundary, consecutively and then he'd do it again just for fun. Now Steve would find himself in the 'danger zone', getting carried away in a whirlwind of boundaries and often losing his wicket prematurely. Against St George however Steve negated the danger zone by pushing singles and applying himself well. These are good signs for the team and also the club as a whole. As mentioned our batting was less than impressive, we were skittled for 91 and a real challenge loomed for the bowlers.

We made a positive start to this challenge with the top 3 St Georgian's losing their wickets for a combined 15 runs, unfortunately this is where the fairy tale ends with our opponents reaching our total 3 down. Recent 1st grade debutant Chad Soper applied pressure early, going for only 11 runs from his 6 overs. James 'Lightstick' Kennedy managed the catch the edge early on and a sharp chance was taken by Nick Cheadle at 2nd slip, no chances were going to go begging today! Jimmy Campbell did his thing and bowled some big hooping deliveries and picked up a wicket for his troubles. Man of the moment Steve Colley again contributed with a good run out, setting the standards early.

With all players currently enjoying the Christmas break we have the chance to think about our own games, the contributions we have made and the contributions we can make for the rest of the season. Personally I'm looking forward to the rest of the season and I feel this attitude is carried strongly throughout the team, a positive thing I'm sure. As this report winds to an end I'd like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, I'm sure there will be many a tale to tell from the happenings of the festive season.

Cheers, Blair Lindsay

2nd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7

2nd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7

Another close thing slips away

For the second game in a row the B graders were faced with a trip to the foot of the mountains. Owen Earle Oval, the setting for this week's encounter is an experience that the new Gordon cricketers would be familiar with. Upon arrival you will generally be served with hot westerly winds and a flat deck (you can see I'm a bowler!). However, this time round we were also greeted with a long delay due to overnight thunderstorms. The major concern of the ground staff was over the bowlers run up at the southern end of the pitch. With another assessment to be made at 11:30 am everyone was finding ways to pass the time. The mature members of the team were reading books and solving crosswords while the newest recruit Chad 'the Rock' Soper was swatting flies.

Matt Michael at his destructive best

The days play continued to be pushed back until the ground staff were willing to hand over the ground at 2:30 pm. They did a sterling job at getting play underway as soon as suitable. During this time we had welcomed 4th and 5th grade to the stands as they also were experiencing a delayed start. It's not often that you share your Saturday with club members across the various grades, however Anthony 'Pic' Sherman saw it as a great opportunity to persuade the likes of Blair Lindsay and Harry Evans to join him on his 'Heart Starters' Harbour cruise later that evening.

After last week's middle order collapse which cost us the game against Penrith, the boys had a point to prove with the bat. With the outfield still being rather wet and the wicket in surprisingly great condition the skipper decided to bat. Peter 'beached as' Drysdale gained a recall to the side in the absence of Matt 'diuretic' Jones who is at schoolies on the Gold Coast. The second grade team, in fact the whole club is looking forward to the stories that Matt will produce on this trip. Pete joined Blair at the top of the order to get things finally under way after 5 hours of waiting.

Steve Colley taking up the charge on Day 2

A reasonable start followed until a change in the bowling saw the downfall of Pete as he flirted with one outside the off stump. Ben Garratt came and went with a shot that he would rather forget. This dismissal however brought Harry to the crease where he was to share a 121 run partnership with Blair. Both Harry and Blair built their innings nicely as boundaries were hard to come by with a slow outfield. Harry's innings was a display of well timed cut shots and powerful drives. Blair on the other hand was continually looking to accumulate runs and punish the wide overpitched delivery. What has been most impressive about Blair over the past two games has been his determination and ability to value his wicket.

Unfortunately Harry was stumped for 58 late in the day as he looked to dominate the spin bowling. Matt 'Cupcake' Michael saw us out till the close of play with Blair on 83* and a week to think about his first grade ton for Gordon. Special mention must also go to Peter Drysdale and James Campbell who had to field for 4th grade late in the day due to an injury and an early departure.   

Damien Way in powerful form - Get better soon mate!

The second day meant that 120 overs had to be played, which saw the second grade outfit arrive out at Richmond at 8:30 am. For the coasties, this meant a very early start to a long day. Matt Michael proved this fact, informing Chad that he would still be driving on the F3 at 8 pm that evening. For some reason, Peter Drysdale had made his way to Richmond via a train from Central. Because Ben Garratt picked Pete up from the train station, it had meant he was the last to arrive, after all week constantly reminding everyone to be there on time. The team had also welcomed Brett Rosen to the side replacing Harry Evans who had moved up to first grade in the absence of Beau Casson. Unfortunately for Brett, because Harry was dismissed the previous week, he would not be batting on a wicket that would later see over 500 runs scored.

Once the typical second grade warm up was performed, we were ready to add to last week's score of 3/180. With Blair Lindsay in fine form after the 'Heart Starters' cruise and a new girl on the cards he was looking to complete a very successful week. Blair started the morning well; however fell 6 runs short of the milestone when he was bowled. Although this was the end of a very good innings, it had set up the platform for a middle order that contains some very powerful stroke makers.

Steve Colley joined Matt Michael out in the middle and another successful partnership developed consisting of excellent running between the wickets. Matt was given a life early on, trying to pull a ball which he skied to mid off. After this chance however, he went on to display the powerful batting that we all know he possesses. His innings typified by his slashes outside off and his flicks off his legs brought the team quick runs.

James "JC" Campbell putting in for the "B" Graders

Steve was also scoring quickly as he began to dominate the spin bowling with lofted straight drives. However once he was out for 39 it meant that Damien 'Milky' Way was the next man in. Although Damien's innings only was to last for 10 balls it was a very exciting time to watch. He dispatched the bowlers around the ground and was caught for 20 before he could do any more damage. Throughout the morning there was discussion taking place amongst everyone as to when would be the appropriate time to declare. Matt's hundred was also being taken into consideration and it was decided that we would bat until lunch. Unfortunately Matt was caught for 98 a few overs before lunch. Damien Way would have also felt very guilty if he was to be dismissed on 99, as during their partnership he had run one run short. With Chad and Nick seeing us to lunch Gordon declared 7/348.

The Hawkesbury innings could be summed up in the first ball. A slash outside off sent a sharp catch through the slips which went for four. This was the first chance of many provided by Hawkesbury throughout their innings that Gordon didn't capitalise on. The Hawkesbury openers began to score at a fast rate as they punished the inconsistent bowling. It wasn't until a change of pace brought about the first wicket. Wickets soon followed with Chad 'the Republic' Soper claiming his first second grade wicket and Matt Michael dismissing the Hawkesbury captain as he chopped the ball back on to his stumps attempting to pull off a length.

Chad Soper on his way to his first 2nd Grade pole

With Hawkesbury 4/120 and looking to continue to score, Gordon were in with a chance to take more wickets leading into tea. However what followed was one of the most frustrating periods of cricket that I have been apart of. I lost count at how many opportunities were presented to us, with countless catches put down, and numerous runs outs and stumpings missed.

Even if one of these could have been taken, it would of changed the match. The bowlers toiled hard to no avail as they were lacking the support in the field. Every time we began to put pressure on their batsmen it was to be released by a missed chance. How are the likes of Nick Cheadle and Matt Michael supposed to gain confidence in their bowling if they are continually let down by the fielders? It is something that all of second grade must endeavour to improve on because everyone's efforts in the field can clearly turn a match. By the time Pete Drysdale took a spectacular catch at mid wicket a large partnership had accumulated the majority of their runs.

After this moment of brilliance we fell back into the nightmare of misjudging balls and watching them fly beyond the fielders. Hawkesbury soon reached our total with 4 wickets to spare. Unfortunately during the final session of play Damien Way while collecting a ball from the outfield suffered a knee injury. The extent of the damage is unknown however we are hoping he will return later in the season.

Rosen mops up down the leg side

Hawkesbury should not have even come close to winning as we were in control of the momentum for the majority of the game. It is a habit that this side is beginning to become too familiar with where we lack concentration in one facet of our game each week which costs us the points. On three occasions this year we have lost 6 points that we should have won. I for one feel a bit embarrassed when twice this year we have let the club down when all other grades have won their games. Although we can continue to dwell on this, there is a lot of cricket to be played in the 2008/2009 season. Our next goal is to travel to Manly and bring home the points that will set our season back on track.

James Kennedy

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

Close loss to 2nd Grade

A dampish Howell Oval & several hundred thousand flies set the scene for the first morning of Round 6. Another toss victory & the locals were strapping on the pads, half an hour later than first scheduled.

The skipper sets the standard for 2nd Grade with the willow

There was much debate as to what actually happened in the first two hours of the match, with most of the team drifting off as the opposition firmly concentrated on just looking the part, forgetting that runs are possibly the most important part to a cricket match. It was arguably one of the most boring sessions cricket has seen

However, the Penrith boys maintained wickets in hand throughout the entire day, going to lunch only 1 down, & losing only a few wickets throughout the second session. Long spells were the order of the day & all toiled hard. With wickets being so hard to come by, it was unfortunate that there was more than one chance spilt. The determination & patience of the home side proved to be crucial, as Penrith finished the day 6-321, scoring well in excess of 100 runs in each of the final two sessions, showing how important it can be to keep some wickets in the shed. It was a long day for the bowlers where the wickets were shared evenly.

With the local supporters gearing up for a big one, & yet another victory to the bottom 6 (soccer was the sport of choice this time ' thanks for the contribution Evans), the Stags set about chasing a large total with plenty of confidence. Although 1-0 off 1 wasn't ideal, Ben 'B.G.' Garratt & Blair 'the Witch' Lindsay decided that this pitch was just to their liking. Some classic drives & pushes, & good running between the wickets saw the total climb ever higher towards the 6 points that a total of 322 would provide.

A magnificent 125 to the skipper & an equally as important 77 from Blair set up a wonderful run chase for the lower order, both falling before they would have planned I'm sure. A handy 35 from Harry 'Own goals are my specialty' Evans pushed us closer, however it must be handed to the home side for never giving up. Some tight bowling saw the rest of the order struggle as poor shot selection proved pivotal in a run chase that ended 20 odd runs short of victory.

A top knock by Blair

A disappointing end to such an encouraging start to the day, especially considering the wonderful foundation provided by Benny & Blair. With two long trips so far this season (Sutherland & Penrith) & two less than perfect losses, I'm thinking its got to be third time lucky, & with a trip to Hawkesbury on the cards for the upcoming round, I'm thinking the fly-swatting practice we've had & some good preparations through the week will get us over the line.

Bring on the Hawks!

Nick Cheadle

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

'Yes We Can' - 2nd Grade does!

The warm up was 'fifa08', which didn't churn out a result and caused early friction between the bowlers and the bats. We were bowling and together with the cloudy conditions and a grassy wicket meant the ball was going to be the winner today and everyone was pretty keen to don the whites. It was a slow start; the Students were playing and missing more often then not. The Mantis 'JK' James Kennedy got one early; effective in getting an edge to 'CoCo Monkey' Steve Colley in the slips.

Campbell taking wickets with the trademark leap

The students moved the score along to 3 for around 120, playing in the right temperament on that wicket, slashing hard when the ball was up.

Enter 'The Muppet', or when I was first introduced to him he told me 'In the field I turn 3s into 2s' 'Nick Medcalf'. One could say an unlucky guy, when he bowls the ball is cursed to fall safely. Sure enough there was a drop; too bad Meddes. Better luck next time. He still managed 4 for the innings. He still suffered another drop, proving he was still cursed, just lucky he was attacking the stumps and not relying on us to catch any. Uni at this stage were 7 down and I had three in the bag already and quite badly wanting the elusive 5 for the innings. However Medcalf had to steal the show with 2 tail batsmen and there was a special Jonah 'Mat Jones' run out. I guess all the gym training has payed off because he threw it in from the boundary and it was flat and hard and it was sheer stupidity for the batsman to have even attempted to run on that arm. It must be noted the runout was for his girl 'ji ji'.

With some drop chances at the end the opposition got more runs than they should have. However with 160 we were more than happy to depart the field and return with bats in hand.

Our 1st innings batting performance could be summed up in one sentence. I (batting at 10) was padding up after 15 overs. Over the innings there were small patches where we looked good; Harry Evans hit some great drives, Benny Garratt was lofting the infield and Matt 'Cake' Michael pulling well. All this showed that yes, we can do it and had it within ourselves to get the total. However the Muppet and I were left to do all the work with the bat and successfully stayed in 'til stumps.

Harry Evans and Steve Colley hungry in the slips

Bring on Week 2!

With all that weekly batting practice and determination we were unfortunately unable to chase down their score. We did however put on 30 runs, much of it thanks to Jungle Jim 'James Kennedy' who didn't mind being tested with the short ball because he would punish anything that was full and on his pads. One over went for 12 curtesy of 3 JK boundaries. As a bowler/all rounder (in his own eyes ' Ed.) I know how good it feels being hit for boundaries by the 'jack'. It was this sheer stubbornness by JK that really set the day up for us; he even top scored for the innings with 20*.

We hit the field and with the new ball in his hand Jungle Jim struck immediately. Tight bowling kept them from gaining any momentum and I was able to pick up three wickets at the other end (just quietly). The students then started to find the middle of the bat, and I say that as I was carted out the park. Drop chances again let us down and they settled for 6-181, a 216 run lead. Special mention to Damien Way who had clocked 65km/h on his skateboard, and had the scars to prove it, took a wicket in his 2nd grade debut. With a temporary rain delay which led into lunch, no-one really was sure about how many overs were left in the day. However we were hardly through half of the day with 44 overs remaining.

We came into the sheds and with the political race in America ending earlier that week, still fresh in our minds were the words of Obama's 'Yes We Can'. We knew how important a good start would be, 2/15 wasn't what we had imagined. However Jonah 'Mat Jones' told me as we were coming off that he was just going to play his natural game. I told him to play for his average knowing full well that this was way more important then 6 points. It wasn't long before he swiped at one and it landed one bounce into the fence. Gordon really has a thing for these aggressive opening bats, appearing in just about every grade. He took it to their openers, setting the tempo for our innings and really turned the game on its head, scoring 62.

Matty Jones going after them against the students

Harry Evans was firm in his belief that we could do it, and told us he would be in the sheds at the end of the innings celebrating a win. Correct. Someone had to grit it out, hit the loose one and be there at the end. And if you look at all the second grade wins this season there is always one individual who has taken it upon themselves to do this. It was Harry's turn this week. Harry never looked like getting out, and was determined to get the runs himself. It really was an amazing victory. 6 points! After loosing outright, and down on first innings, we have bounced back and won outright. 

Looking back at this match we were outplayed in many a session but I'll put down the three pivotal points in the 2nd day's play that got us the win.

1. JK's stubbornness batting 11 and determination to be there at the end, these runs swung a lot of the early momentum to us and made a lot of the opposition frustrated. (Sorry, the webmaster doesn't have a photo of JK with the willow)

2.  Jonah 'I have no respect for opposition bowling attacks,' attitude. Swung the matches momentum in our court

3. The pivotal innings of Harry Evans, did I mention that he did score 114*.

James 'Just quietly'' Campbell

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

2nd Grade go down to Sutherland

DAY 1

The Gordon boys rocked up to beautiful downtown Sutherland to see a glorious batting strip & a toss-winning Harry Evans. 'We'll have a bat thanks.'

Evans takes up the charge after winning the toss

Not the greatest of starts to the morning however, Drysdale back in the pavilion before the end of the first over for 2. Enter Jones (47) & Lindsay (29) & a classy, hard fought partnership of 68, against some good tight bowling to push the total up towards 100. Unfortunately for the Stags wickets fell at regular intervals throughout the day & lunch was taken at 3/93. Steve Colley (29) on debut struck four boundaries in a row & played exceedingly well throughout the middle over's as did James Ledgerwood (29) and both were unfortunate not to go on after looking so confident whilst at the crease.

Medcalf (10), Cheadle (20) & Campbell (7) added to the total however Gordon were bowled out shortly before tea with the score at 195. All in all a reasonably disappointing start to the game after winning the toss; a lack of application on a good batting deck coupled with poor shot selection was the downfall in this innings, allowing the opposition leg spinner 4 wickets.

The bowling performance of the 2nd Grade side after an early tea break was nothing short of excellent, building pressure initially through Kennedy (1-30) & Campbell (1-28). Medcalf was introduced into the attack in the 11th over & produced the initial breakthrough, with a little touch going through to Evans behind the sticks. Special mention, at this stage, must go to Harry's spray-on white's, a sight I'm sure will not be forgotten for a while to come, particularly by one T.Wilson. Campbell took advantage of having a new batsman at the crease, trapping him in front & sending him packing for 0.

2nd Grade celebrates as Medcalf grabs the initial breakthrough

Evans introduced the spinners into the attack after the initial 'onslaught', which saw some good, aggressive spin bowling, resulting in a wicket each for Drysdale (1/19) & Cheadle (1/37). A good fightback from the Stags late in the day saw some wonderfully tight cricket, & the boys were unlucky not to finish with more than 4 wickets. Even so, with the scores evenly poised over night at 4/85, & the Gordon boys feeling confident, we were well aware that this game was there for the taking the following week, despite the best efforts of a rather enthusiastic Sutherland supporter.

DAY 2

Vintage Medcalf ensured the Gordon boys got off to a flyer in the warmup, with the bottom 6 taking yet another victory in the pre-game game. Touch footy was the warm up of choice this week ' same time next week boys. The Stags took to the field with everything to play for, & with Kennedy on song from ball one, Gordon had their 5th wicket with the score on 87.

Unfortunately it was all downhill from this point on, with some average fielding & poor catching the main contributor to the first innings loss. 3 dropped catches & countless fielding errors saw the start of the 3rd innings of the match commence shortly after Sutherland had passed the Stags total of 195, declaring at 5/199.

Peter "Monkey Magic" Drysdale sends one down against Sutherland

With plenty still to play for the first goal was to get through to lunch relatively unharmed. Unfortunately Drysdale succumbed to some tight opening bowling & was able to enjoy a slightly longer lunch than first anticipated. Lindsay (51) was the pick of the bats in the second dig, showing his patience and class, hitting through the line of the ball with ease to produce his first half-century of the season & the main contribution to the second innings Gordon total. It was a valuable lesson for the rest of us, as we were again lacking in application & patience at the crease as a whole. Evans showed good support with 22 & was unlucky to be on his way after sweeping, however, even with the opportunity to appear in the paper the following day, the tail wasn't able to wag as enthusiastically as anyone would have hoped & the end total was 137. Another disappointing result considering how easily & freely the opposition batsmen had played throughout the morning.

19 overs were left in the afternoon as Gordon took to the field for the second time in a day. Whilst the bowling was fair, more poor fielding saw us struggle, & some lovely hitting & placement from the Sharks saw an outright loss for the Stags, & some fairly average bowling figures for all involved, particularly yours truly.

Whilst early on in the piece, it is always disappointing to be outplayed, especially after such a fairly contested first day. It is now important for us to learn from our mistakes as both a team & individuals & come out next week on top of our game & playing some good cricket. Nicho asked us at training the other week what we would like other clubs to think of us as a club & as a team, & I know that no-one who was involved the past two Saturdays would be happy with the impression that was left with the Sutherland 2nd Grade team. From here it is all about restoring that image & how we go about it, & I have no doubt that there are 11 guys who are looking forward to doing just that.

Bring on Uni!

Nick Cheadle

2nd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

2nd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

Garratt century gives 2nd Grade the points  

Round 3 saw 2nd grade make the trip out to the Western Suburbs, where we were greeted by a gloomy morning and an interestingly sloped pitch. Despite the interesting conditions we warmed up well with the bowlers claiming a narrow 2-1 victory in a hotly contested game of fielding soccer, to be continued I'm sure. Unfortunately Ben was not able to come up trumps in the coin toss and we were asked to take to the field for the first 50 overs of the day.

C'mon... A photo please webmaster! To remember my 100 - Ben Garratt

This task was going to be harder this week, with the loss of Gareth 'Banger' Wright to promotion, but when the times get tough, the tough get going. And so Nick Medcalf took the new rock and provided the stability and control we were looking for early. Bowling a good line and length were crucial on what was a good deck to bat on, enter debutant James 'JC' Cambell. The clouds lifted and the temperature rose but JC was up to the challenge, tying down a threatening partnership and ultimately getting the well deserved break through. However, it wasn't just the batsmen that proved to be the only challenge, half the battle was waged between fielder and outfield. Ben Garratt making the remark that 'I'm going to run on everything today, good luck to them if they can pick it up'. The old saying of 'body on the line' was really tested by everyone; special mention must go to James Ledgerwood. Although he didn't get a chance to make his mark on the game with bat or ball he provided a great level of intensity with good attack on the ball and vocal support for the whole team. There's no doubt Ledge will come to the fore, a promising talent just gagging to have a good go at it.

Two players on the way up, James Kennedy and Nick Cheadle showed how devastating they will prove to be to any top order. When they get it together, anything can happen, providing great momentum for the side as a whole. Still room for improvement in the field from the Stags but then again that's not always a bad thing. We would have liked to keep West's to the 220-230 run mark given the stamp we made during the middle of the innings, but some late hitting saw West's reach 8-242 from their 50 overs. Well done again to our bowlers and support in the field.

The afternoon session saw our round one opening pair of Matt 'It's getting better' Jones and Blair 'Witch' Lindsay reunited. All present were witness to some vintage Matt Jones with at least two balls being clubbed, timing isn't really the word ' clubbed over the mid-wicket region. Like any true partner would, Matt was reminded that no matter how ugly it looks, it's all the same in the scorebook. Sadly Jones departed far too soon for my liking, but that's not to say the excitement was departing too. Ben Garratt took to the crease in a dramatic fashion with some glorious, lofted cover drives and otherwise good batting on a true deck. The look of surprise on his face after hitting West's captain for a big old six was one not to be forgotten. 'I just wanted to clear the infield and take two' ' far too modest Ben.

Vintage Garratt clearing the infield... and fence

Harry Evans and Ben saw the team through a trying period, forcing West's onto the back foot with some of the best batting I've witnessed. 'There's just not a run there' ' Matt Jones, sums up how well these two were running between the wickets with hardly a risky shot. Harry departed for a very well made 40, bringing fresh legs to the crease in the form of Elliot Richtor and a decidedly tired Ben Garratt. Elliot didn't give West's the chance to take any control away from our innings, picking up exactly where Harry left off. Many a deft touch through what would have been 1st slip helped to tick over the scoreboard, and provide a good chuckle for those in the grandstand. Speaking of those in the grandstand, the support was brilliant this week and is something that we can make a regular occurrence.

Thanks to the efforts of Ben, Harry and Elliot who left the crease for a quick and well made 25, the game was there for the taking. Fresh legs were again brought the crease, Nick 'wasted talent down the order' Medcalf came in with such speed between the wickets ' Luckily this week was a one day fixture, Ben was definitely out of puff. These two saw the Stags home, 4-243 and with 6 overs to spare.

A really good effort from every team member to take home the 6 points, well done lads.

Blair Lindsay

2nd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

2nd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

2nd Grade take the points against the Dogs 

Day 1- Saturday 4th October

5.01 am

The alarm clock starts buzzing in Tony Wilson's Wollstonecraft home. He's had a restless night......and for good reason......it's a big day for the club this weekend.......especially 2nd grade. As he made his way to the kitchen for brekkie you could tell he had something on his mind.......he didn't even stop to say good morning to the packman boys on his bedroom wall.

One of the Packman boys!

As he played with his coco pops at the table, Wilson was anxious as he looked through the photos he had taken the previous week......Cheadle.......Cubbage.........Avendano........BMac........Cheadle again. It didn't take him long to find the man he was looking for......the man whose day it was really.........Harry Evans.........was that sweat above Tony's eyebrow??? ' Not like kind that day at Chatswood recently when a combination of red wine and the Moth's 'surefire remedy' of an OzLotto truck full of Nurofen made him sweat more than a dog in a Chinese restaurant ' Just a nervous sweat.

His hands were clammy as he cursed the morning rain outside.......nothing was allowed to spoil this day!! After picking up his camera, red cardigan and bottle of spray tan, Tiddles made the march down to Chatswood Oval......it was still only 6.10am.......he had to have the prime seat for this captain's debut.

With Garratt's sudden departure to a wedding up the coast....soft.....Evans had been given the reigns....and what a superstar line-up to lead. 2nds welcomed our recently recruited Kiwi and all-round good guy Pete "Denise" Drysdale and 3rd grade centurion Cam "Pinger" Eccles.....don't get excited Pic....he doesn't actually have any....it's just a nickname. Undoubtedly the best looking 8, 9 and 10 batsmen in the Sydney Grade competition.....Cheadle, Medcalf and Wright....greeted each other in the car park and discussed the rain the previous night.....pretty boring......but pretty standard cricket talk really.

Captain Evans in the field at Chatswood

Onto the cricket now. There wasn't any. Well 4 overs were bowled but it felt like we hadn't really played. I never realised Jonesy could be so annoying either. He used to say nothing and keep to himself. Now he just takes his shirt off and asks everyone what size bra would fit his recently sculpted pecs. He is also really proud of his fully shaved body.....apparently his mates up the coast had a good time using the(ir ?) Nads on him. On the topic of shaving a bit of a comparison started to occur amongst the 2nd graders. This is where the man of the moment Harry "Daintree" Evans comes up again. Let's just say he has a deadset rainforest......there must be at least 13 birds living in there. Oh yeah, and no wonder they call Gazza Wright "Donkey" around the traps. Wow!

It was a real shame that the rain spoiled the day as most of the team agreed that they hadn't really thought about what a normal Saturday without cricket would be like. So we all trudged off home not knowing what to do........all of us except one Tony Wilson......realising this was a golden opportunity not to be missed, he made a detour on his way home to Wollstonecraft.........and ended up at Knox Grammar. After sifting through the archived videos from the mid 2000's he found enough footage of Evans to make sure he could make it through to Monday without sleeping.

Day 2- Monday 6th October

The boys arrived ready for a good battle against a strong and experienced Bulldogs line up. The Captains agreed to play 60 overs each and make a game of it. Gordon resumed in the field and it didn't take long for Gazza Wright to skittle the stumps of the top order. The boys were pumped and the fielding was good......at times...... Each bowler showed discipline and made the Doggies batsmen work for every run. Matt "Camp Quality" Jones (nickname courtesy of James "Praying Mantis" Kennedy due to his newly sported haircut) picked up two crucial wickets and looked pretty hardcore with his new haircut and no eyebrows......that's right.....no eyebrows.....there mustn't be anything to do up the coast. Medcalf and JK bowled pretty well too. Special mention must also go to Cheadle, Drysdale Richtor and Ledgerwood who bowled tight channels all day and really kept the batsmen guessing. Gazza finished off the innings and ended with 4 wickets. Well bowled 'Donk'.

Gordon were chasing 142 for victory (I think) and memories of last week's devastating loss must have been flooding back into the minds of this truly tightly knitted band of brothers (definitely not individuals- except for JK maybe). Who knows whether it was Tony's heartfelt psyche up speech or just a desire to beat Bankstown, but the Gordon boys looked determined from the start. Unfortunately Blair "Witch" Lindsay went early and 'Camp Quality' soon followed. It was starting to get tense as the bowling was tight and the runs weren't really flowing. Enter man of the moment Cam Eccles. Supported well by 'Daintree' Evens and ex-shires star "Legendwood", Eccles played an attacking and mature innings to see the boys over the line and finish with his 2nd hundred in his 2nd game of the year. Apparently he was wearing his 2nd pair of undies and 2nd pair of socks for the day too.

We promise a photo of Eccles this week, with the Webmaster in attendance at his 1st Grade debut

A great win to the Stags overall, especially against an experienced and successful team. If we can keep this confidence and courage flowing I'm sure the guys would agree that we're in for a great season. Probably the only disappointing thing to come out of the game was that no one got to see the "tail" of Cheadle, Medcalf, Wright and 'Mantis' bat......what a shame.....such a good looking bunch....and so much talent being wasted!!!

Until next time,

Muppet Medcalf

 

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

The one that got away'

Glorious morning to kick the season off against Randy-Petes and the 2nd grade boys turned up to Chatswood plenty excited and ready to go. We got off to a shocker though, with possibly the worst attempt at folding a cover I've been involved in at cricket. But after a few '1'2'3'LIFT's' we eventually got it on the trolley and safely hidden away in the synthetic nets where it couldn't be easily spotted (apologies to the next team that has to get them out).

Archer in his final game... for a while

Thinking back to the second grade team last year, it was hard to see how we could get a less experienced side this season, but looking around the change room with the likes of Gareth Wright, Ben Garrett and Nick Medcalf being the oldest blokes and no-one else above the age of 21, we must have been close to matching it at least.

Benny lost the toss and we were made to bowl first on a ripper of a deck that looked like it could produce a huge score if the bowling and fielding weren't spot on. But ours were very good and we managed to restrict them to a modest total of 4/204.

Banger got our season underway, claiming the first scalp from a leading edge to mid-off with the score still in single figures. He and James Kennedy bowled well in partnership to keep the opening overs quiet and JK should have had his first but for a dropped catch. Those two I'm sure will continue to put batting sides on the back foot early all season.

Archie and Meders then helped keep the score down with some more tight bowling through the middle overs, and Jonesy chipped in with a wicket as well to have them just 3/74 after 27 overs.

The fielding continued to be very good although they managed to put together a handy partnership with their Number 3 still in and starting to strike them well scoring 79 and their Number 5 french cutting and outside edging his way to an ugly 68. It was 68 valuable runs though for Randy-Petes as they managed to get their score to something defendable.

We were very happy with our bowling and fielding effort overall with everyone doing their bit without too many blemishes. James Ledgerwood in particular was outstanding in the field, especially in the deep, regularly cutting down 2's into 1's charging in off the fence. JK also appears to have improved his fielding out of sight from last season, looking sharp in the circle and producing some pin-point throws from the deep.

Wickets:

G. Wright-1, C.Archer-1, M. Jones-1, N.Medcalf-1.

Our good form continued with the bat in the early part of our innings with Jonesy and Blair Lindsay getting us off to a solid start with a partnership of 91 from the first 25 overs. Blair was first to go for a well compiled 30, and he looks ready to step up to the 2nd Grade opening spot more permanently this season. Jonesy looked the part, batting quite sensibly while playing some beautiful cricket shots, and waiting for the right ball to use his trademark slap over mid-wicket. He was eventually dismissed for 59 with us just behind run-rate but still well placed at 2/125.

Benny Garratt kept us going with some trademark shots of his own over the top of the off-side field and put on a partnership of 30-odd with Elliot Richtor before Ells was out for 13. From there it just got away from us with Harry, Ledge, Benny (52) and Cheads falling fairly quickly. Although looking good early, we were always just behind the run-rate and never pushed in front, and when a few tight overs were sent down and the pressure built up, it told and we just fell short in the end, with the 9 runs off the last over required just beyond Meders and Arch.

Trademark Garratt

Runs:

B. Linsay-30, M. Jones-59, B. Garratt-52, E. Richtor-13, H. Evans-13, J. Ledgerwood-1, N. Cheadle-6, N. Medcalf-2*, C. Archer-4.

Some more support and involvement from the sideline was required in my opinion, not only to help the blokes out in the middle but in order to stay focused on the game and be ready to take on the task at hand when it is your turn. There may have been a general feeling of 'we'll be right' and then it took us by surprise when we began to struggle and we didn't respond well. This could be down to inexperience though, and I'm sure every game will be a learning curve for the team.

There was quite a despondent Tony Wilson lurking around the pavilion after the loss drowning his sorrows, but Iqbal and Missy had come back from 3's and were there to put a positive spin on things for our beloved selector, pointing out that 4 out of 5 is the perfect result for him considering we get the maximum club championship points we can without him having to shout us all grog for the night.

Overall, there are some very positive signs going forward for 2nd Grade and there will be more songs sung than listened to this season. Congratulations to all the other grades on their victories, a great effort against last years club champions.

Finally, as some would have heard, I won't be playing for the Stags for an indefinite period, most probably the rest of the season, due to my new job requiring me to work on Saturday mornings. I'm greatly disappointed and will miss playing for the club very much until I return, but it's a decision I had to make to get my career started. I would like to say thanks to everyone at the club who, over the last 2 seasons, has made me feel at home at Gordon and has helped me improve myself on and off the field. I will do my best to get down and lend my support when I can, and hope that I'll be back playing sooner rather than later.

Love to all,

Sonny Bill Archie.

**********************************

Message from Tony Wilson:

It is with a sad heart that I would like to add a few words to the 'delayed' Gordon career of Chris Archer and as such of his Dad, Bob. Both have been vital cogs in the Gordon club since we first sighted Chris at the Academy sessions during the 2005-6 season. One could never forget the magnificent letter that Chris wrote to our then president (Ian Carroll), to ask if Gordon would accept him into our Academy. It was a delight to read. We could all tell then what a quality young man Chris was going to be and nothing has changed. His cricket ability was well known to us from an early age. Due to school restrictions, Chris played his first game for us in 3rdgrade in Sept 2005 and could only manage another (in 4's) in March 2006, taking a couple of wickets. Many of us were pretty excited about snaring a young orthodox left armer that could actually turn the ball, whilst maintaining a perfect loop (sorry Falky). His first full season in 2006-7 saw Chris take 29 wickets; in 3rdgrade (19), in 2ndgrade (4) and PG's (6). It was the perfect learning curve that prepared him to take the next step. He did not disappoint in 2007-8, finishing again with 29 wickets in 2's (16), PG'S (12) and made his 1stgrade debut in March 2008 to secure his first scalp in the top grade. He was the dominant bowler in PG's and there was none better in any other club. He has come of age as a quality 2ndgrade spinner that would have played a lot of 1stgrade this season, with Beau Casson on State and Aussie duties.

Career, work and families must take precedence over cricket and unfortunately Chris must take this opportunity to further his career. We sincerely hope that this is only a temporary delay in becoming a regular Gordon first grader. We also believe that this is simply a minor glitch in not catching up with Bob Archer, who has been a wonderful friend of us all and a tremendous worker for the Gordon club. To the 'Archie's', come back soon and in the meantime, please do not lose touch with the Highlanders.

Cheers Tiddles

 

 

Third Grade Match Reports 08/09

Third Grade Match Reports 08/09

The third grade team plays for Mitchell Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the third grade schedule go to Fixtures

Third Grade match reports for 2008/09 season are provided below:

3rd Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 15

3rd Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 15

3rd Grade Report. V UNSW

With 6 straight wins under the belt, Gordon's 3rd best XI was to enjoy the home ground advantage versus the lower placed UNSW side.

Sweeney, late in the day, delivers for the Stags

We arrived at Beauchamp Oval at a tick after 8am. An hour later, we had the sight screens erected, covers off the wicket, scorers table set up and the rearrangement of the dressing room so that no-one had to sit next to Hamish Angus. With everyone's best mate being dropped to 4th grade for poor article writing, the lads knew we had to lift our game, not only in dressing room banter but the on-field chat as well. Plenty of rain during the week, saw the outfield quite moist and the wicket softer than a punch thrown by Elliot 'E.Ric' Richtor. Much chat was made about the council's efforts with the mower for the 4th game in a row. Anyway, with the long grass in the outfield and the fractionally shorter grass on the wicket, home games are often low scoring affairs; playing at home these days doesn't seem to be an advantage after all.

With a pleasurable warm up without the likes of Medcalf, Captain Howitt won the toss and sent his own men in on a difficult batting wicket. Those who are familiar with World War 1 history would liken this act to those of a one General Hamilton.

Australia vs Turkey, Gallipolli fields, April 1915.

Liddle and Ledgerwood faced the pointy end of the UNSW attack, both batsmen played some lovely drives and cuts for just singles. Any other day, on any other ground, we would have been 40 after 5 overs. But with just 20 on the board, we lost Liddle and then Legerwood soon after. Brett Rosen, who incidentally does not have a nickname after 10 years of playing grade cricket, well not one that we say to his face anyway, used his season's supply of luck up in the first 5 mins of his innings. Gordon 2 ' 30, Brett 3 for 5 runs. Once Rosen settled down, he and 'Reginald' Livermore steadied the innings. As the batting conditions slowly improved, the run rate ballooned to 3 per over. Bretty hit some wonderful straight 6s and also some quality pull shots for 2.

To score a big hundred at Beauchamp, one needs to play over the top with regularity. Traditional stroke play is not rewarded with boundaries but with mere singles. Rosen made a gallant 91, some would say it was worth 130 at Killara, others would say he scored 6-91. Either way, Bretty got us back into the game. Reg finally reached 50 and then decided to play some shots, which included a 6 over cover. Reg was out for 62 after his one and only boundary.

With 6 overs to go, the Stags lower order batted with intent. Mecalf dispatching anything full. Emile got his chance to get his batting average back down to a more realistic 45 and Howitt proceeded to wrench a boundary from the final ball of the innings, which incidentally was also a 'Hat Trick' ball. The Thirsty 3rds managed to raise 216 runs from their 50 overs. A decent total in those conditions.

Medcalf (3-28) and Emile (2-24) opened the bowling on a wicket that was improving with each minute of sunshine. The new ball pairing terrorized the UNSW batsmen. Both bowlers had the batsmen jumping around and also had them 'playing and missing'. This is all well and good but there was a big fat zero in the wickets column on the scoreboard. The Bumblebees were 0-17 from 10 overs. The run rate started to improve ever so slightly. Emile finally got us into the game, by finding the edge, which was nicely taken by Cheadle at 2nd slip.

Funnily enough, cricket games often take twists and turns. The students put on a partnership, albeit aided by 2 wickets taken off no balls. We went flat in the field, the energy and chat in the field was minimal and the momentum was starting to turn in the favour of the Bees.

Cheadle(1-51) was introduced and took a wicket early in his spell. Unfortunately for Cheads, this brought the left-handed UNSW skipper to the crease. It was obvious he was going to end his season by going down swinging. He made a swift 50, I do believe 20 balls for 50 runs is still regarded as swift, bludgeoning the 156grams of leather to all parts of Beauchamp.

Howitt, our captain, still fuming from the 2 no balls earlier in the innings, had to throw the ball to our number 1 strike weapon ' himself.

In usual Howitt style (2-17), he kept his 1st over to a miserly 2 runs. His second over produced a much-needed wicket and no doubt the most important wicket of the match. Medcalf in his 2nd spell, bowled better lengths ( fuller) and was rewarded with a couple of wickets.

Finally, our energy was returning along with the chirp and the self belief which all good teams display.

Darkening clouds and the apparent lightning bolts within 200km of Chatswood halted the match for 30mins. A painful delay to those who have lives (and things to do on a Saturday night) but in cricket terms an essential break. It could not have turned out any better for the Stags. With the remaining 3 wickets taken within 2 overs of the restart. Sweeney (1-13) bowling superbly, was rewarded with a handy caught and bowled. Wrapping up the opposition for 164. Not only had the Thirsty 3rds completed the 7th victory in a row, we also finished the regular season with a bonus point.

Well done to all grades. Winning all 5 grades with a bonus point is a remarkable achievement. Good luck to all teams who made the finals. Hopefully, the song will be sung on 3 more occasions by each side.

See you at Chatswood.

Yours in Cricket

Reginald.

3rd Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

3rd Grade Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 14

Another step towards the premiership for 3rd Grade

After a series of strong performances, 3rd Grade arrived at the scenic Raby Sports Complex with the hope of continuing their winning streak and possibly even leap-frogging a faltering Sydney University side at the top of the table. However, the boys were to be up against it, having to confront a strong Campbelltown outfit.

Will Sweeney fighting fit and performing with the ball

Ed 'Hoppa' Howitt won another toss and given the seemingly placid nature of the wicket and quick outfield, decided to bat. As the innings commenced, the casual passer by may have easily confused the match for an U13 fixture, the new opening partnership of Richie Kenner and Jordan Liddle without doubt the smallest in the history of the competition. However, they didn't last long together with Jordie falling early to a handy delivery piercing his usually solid defence. This brought 'Reg' Livermore to the crease who looked to build on his good form. After the dismissal of Richie for 26 and Elliot Richtor shortly after, Ian 'let's talk about my catch for a while' Higgins joined Reg and both exhibited some classy stroke play pushing the score past 100. After 'Missy' Higgins fell for a well-constructed 35, Marvell played a supporting role to Reg before the latter was dismissed for a valuable 72. With the tail not having batted for several weeks, there were suddenly some doubts over whether a competitive score could be posted. However, Marvell showed his talent with a clever 60 odd and he was ably supported from the big-hitting lower order, one shot in particular from Cheadle almost reaching the small cluster of shacks just over yonder. The day finished with the Stags sitting nicely on 9-285.

With a solid score to defend on Day 2, Hoppa declared confident the bowlers could steer the team to another victory given the pitch had been slower than expected the previous week and was also covered in a small spattering of grass. In typical style, the Campbelltown batsmen came out blazing but it wasn't long before Emile and Medcalf found their groove.  As out of place at gully as a penguin in Africa, Sweeney grassed one early off 'Medders' Medcalf; this is something that has become almost habitual over the years. However, only two balls later the outside edge was found once again and Cheadle swallowed a simple catch. The ball was rolling. Enter Hoppa, who commenced an excellent spell from the car park end. He picked up wickets intermittently to keep the opposition constantly on the back foot, finishing with yet another bag of 4.

He was ably supported by Sweeney, Cheadle and Richtor who managed several breakthroughs between them but not without help from replacement keeper Higgins. Initially concerned his hands would feel more like hooves given an extended break from the role, Missy found form taking a screamer diving to his right as well as a clever stumping from a ball that bounced and turned ' but I'm sure he has already found an opportunity to tell you this, so I shan't dwell on it any longer.

With the Ghosts eventually 9 down and victory in sight, the Stags began to tire and slipped off their game slightly. However, an ever alert Emile at deep cover produced a moment of brilliance firing a throw over the bails to run-out their number 11 who was pushing for a second. What an arm! This completed a solid 60 run victory for the Stags who are building some nice momentum with finals approaching.

Will Sweeney

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 13

3rd Grade within sight of Minor Premiership

With the Thirds on a roll and looking to build momentum heading into the final series the clash at Beauchamp was an important game to consolidate our position on the ladder and ensure a home semi's berth. After day one was washed out the 2nd day turned into a limited overs contest or as the younger generation like to call it a Fifty/50.

Playing the ball on its merits - Ledgerwood knocks one over the fence

With the early start, the removal of covers had to be planned out tactically as the Gordon Kanga players were out showcasing their skills. Jordon Liddle was late to covers as he was busy with playing commitments with the Kanga blues while Nick 'two stoke' Medcalf was planning an early retirement and a possible inclusion in the Kanga program in the years to come.

After the removal of covers what greeted the players was a pitch that would play a few tricks and an outfield that would keep even the best of shots to 1. With a must win toss for both teams, Blacktown came out on top and elected to bowl.

James Ledgerwood and Jordon Liddle walked to the crease with confidence and a simple game plan of surviving early and keeping wickets in hand. James Ledgerwood had different ideas and after less than 2 overs went aerial to clear the fence with a flat pull shot. Looking to force the pace 'Legend' Ledgerwood played some interesting but effective strokes to keep the run rate ticking over while at the other end Jordy was playing a very mature innings, playing each ball on its merits. Blacktown bowled short with the new ball on a wicket that was offering assistance to full and straight deliverers. With the change of bowler came a wicket. 'Legend' was bowled for 31 which was worth a half century on a normal paced outfield. Brett Rosen was in at first drop and was out to a good piece of consistent full bowling caught at first slip.

Enter Damon 'Reg', 'Nomad' Livermore, after his hundred against East's 'Nomad' walked to the crease with confidence while in the sheds Ian 'Missy' Higgins was contemplating a possible triple zero. Although starting watchfully, Reg was turning the strike over for Jordy to dominate the attack. Reg soon found his feet and played some great shots before being adjudged LBW for 35. Enter a nervous Higgins.

What happened next could have gone down in history of as one of the greatest moments in third grade history. Having been thinking about a possible 'triple zero' 'Missy' threaten to walk off and get straight in his car and leave if he was to get a globe. The bowler approached left, right, left right in quick succession. And released a full ball on leg stump, Higgins attempts a leg glance the ball goes through to a diving keeper. Big Appeal. Missy thinking not again'.laughter from the Gordon supports was the reaction to the 'not out' decision from the umpire.

Missy then unleashed a 'maximum' onto the hill and took the attack to the bowlers as the Stags approached the 40 over mark. Jordy brought up a well earned 50 and continues to show maturity beyond his years with a fantastic knock in tough conditions. As the Stags began there final assault the heavens opened and the covers were replaced. Jordy finished not out 63 while Missy was a run-a-ball 12 not out.

Jordan Liddle takes control out in the centre

During the rain delay lunch was taken and over began to be lost. The rain stopped but Beauchamp had turned into a lap pool. The covers couldn't be removed because there was too much water and a super ' soper had to be brought up to help remove the water. This delighted Tony Wilson and Nick Medcalf as they began to frolic in the puddles. Medcalf even went as far as to spill the water on the square so that the game could be delayed even longer. All Medcalf could say was 'You will be thanking me when I get 5 wickets' 'still waiting Medders' perhaps in 5th Grade.

Michael Falk must be thanked for his work in getting the game back under way as should Brian Liddle and Tony Wilson together with both teams. Emile even got Beth to help out with the cover, which Tony was very thankful for. After a long delay the match was to be completed with Blacktown having 40 overs to chase a revised total.

We got off to the best possible start with early wickets and good standards in the field restricting the visitors to 6/60. The openers did the job with the ball with 'Two stroke' picking up two together with a classy runout off his own bowling. Emile was bowling at great pace and putting the ball in the right spots to claim 3 for 26 off his 8 overs.

Blacktown then produced a partnership that threatened to derail the home side. Having put 2 chances down we were making the job a lot harder than it had to be. With 20 runs needed off the final 8 overs with 3 wickets in hand, Blacktown were looking the goods. Enter Captain 'Hoppa' Howitt. With his first ball of his 2nd spell he produced the break through and followed it up with another wicket to produce a double wicket maiden. Hopper finished with figures of 3/19 off 7 overs. Will Sweeney followed it up in the next over to claim a wicket which gave Gordon a gusty win in condition that favoured the opposition.

With other results going our way at the top of the table, the Stags are now 5 points off first place and 5 points clear of third and building momentum in their run towards the finals. Character buildings win for the Stags and a good tight game to get us ready for finals cricket!

Stop it'

Hamish Angus

 

 Howitt leads his successful troops from the ground

3rd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12

3rd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 12

3rd Grade play all over Easts

What a stunning toss to win with everyone praying to their own gods, Ed 'Hoppa' Howitt managed to get up the first battle to win a favourable toss as the thermometer surged up to the mid 30's by the start of play.

"Reg" Livermore makes the most of the day with a fantastic century

Ledgerwood and Jordan Liddle put on a solid opening stand to see off the openers on a hard green ' top, which seemed to have a bit of life in it but never really did much.

A mini collapse saw the Stags lose 3 quick wickets, allowing Easts to sigh a momentary breath of relief.

Brett 'first grade' Rosen played a short but steadying role to calm the situation at the crease. In came 'the Reg' and Hamish 'Wilson,' I mean Angus.

A flurry of runs following the tea break saw these two very capable bats steer the total to 330 at Stumps, about 800 at any other ground.

Reg was instrumental in guiding young Angus to a great knock of 89 with good running between the wickets and waiting for the right ball to hit positive signs for 3rd Grade in their march to the finals.

Reg finished with the red ink on 109 N.O. with a late cameo by Nick 'I love stealing stuff' Medcalf at the end of play to well and truly break the camels back for Easts, with a few zacs onto Cheadle Hill.

A few beers after and a good chat about the days play seemed in order. And it was.

So we did.

Hamish "Wilson" Angus is the latest graduate from the "Tiddles Tuition" Academy

Week two was a very fun day, with 330 on the board how couldn't it be?

The deck looked good with a fair amount of life in it early, however Easts played well early to set up a solid base from which to attack.

The majority of the day truly belonged to the Stags, with excellent fielding (except for Ledgerwood) and an upbeat hungry attitude quashing any attempt at increasing the run-rate for the boys from Coogee. Poor running between the wickets and a few hamstrings gone combined with a lack of bad bowling, saw each session playing into the hands of the Staggies.

Medcalf bowled particularly well, snaring 3 wickets in the day's play, the first a lovely in swinging delivery to get rid of the openers off peg. With a sniff of blood the team surged and pounced as we do with Hoppa the standout bowler taking 5 for in a controlled and patient display of spin bowling.

Jubulient Stags as Howitt finally finishes his 40-over spell... oh and 5 wickets!

Cheadle bowled well in partnership with Hoppa and grabbed himself one to have Easts looking down the barrel of a 5.9 req. run rate at tea for victory.

Following tea, the Stags made relatively quick work of an arrogant tail to secure the 6 points and take 2nd spot on the ladder from the Easties.

A very good performance all round, with controlled batting and patient bowling proving a deadly combo, with the score finishing up at a measly 211.

Good luck this week. Get far ya bah.

Emile 'overthrows' van Schalkwyk

3rd Grade Report vs Northern District - Round 11

3rd Grade Report vs Northern District - Round 11

Third Grade Report vs. Northern Districts

The third graders turned up to Asquith Oval on a hot humid day. After a good win last week against the Bears we needed to continue our good form to push for a high position come finals time.

(Brett Rosen in action during his 89)

A few changes from last week included losing Medcalf and Shenal 'alphabet' (as one Ian Higgins would call him) to 2's and welcoming back Emile Van Schalkwyk (and his new Brad Pitt nose) and Will Sweeney.

Hoppa lost the toss and we were bowling.

Emile, Chewy and Sweens all bowled well early with no luck. With the score on 60 Cheadle arrived at the bowling crease (pity Tony wasn't there to see it). He made an instant breakthrough by enticing the batsmen to sweep and the ball fell right into the hands of Mahaffey.

Howitt bowled like his typical self, tying the batsmen down which eventually led to a false shot and demise of the no.3.

Cheads picked up another pole just before tea and at 3-100 the game was in the balance.

The message at tea was to bowl full and straight, as the deck was very much a road.

Cheads continued after tea and struck very early, getting the crucial wicket of the opener who was set and looking good. An over later, Howitt demonstrated great captaincy in moving Richtor 5 metres to his left from short cover. Two balls later the ball went straight to him and Cheads had his 4th.

(Nick Cheadle during his 6 wicket haul)

After this the wickets tumbled with Cheadle picking up 6, Sweens picking up 3 late wickets and showing that he is getting back to his best. In the past 2 games this side has taken the last seven wickets for 17 and 39.

This team possesses the great characteristic of loving the hard grind.

ND's set a target score of 165 and with 22 overs left in the first day James 'Heath' Ledgerwood (29) and Jordan Liddle (10) started the innings of well. Ledgerwood looked the goods playing all the shots but both openers were dismissed before the end of play. Brett Rosen and Reg finished not out at the end of the day with the score at 2-77.

Day 2 didn't start off the way we had planned losing Reg and Higgins early. Rosen and Richtor steadied the ship and put together a handy partnership that took Gordon past the required total of 165. Rosen tried to persuade the ND's skipper to make a game of the remaining time, however the ND's skipper didn't want any of it and therefore Gordon continued to bat on. Rosen was very dominant playing some great straight drives and shots over the infield. He was unluckily given out caught behind short of his century for 89. Still no one in the current third grade side has reached three figures this season. Cheadle joined Richtor 20 minutes before tea and they put on a quick 30.

At tea Howitt decided to send ND's back in. With the score at 5-210 we were 45 ahead.

(Brett gets excited about a caught behind chance)

Emile and Sweens opened up and picked up early wickets. With the score at 4-20 we suddenly sensed an outright victory was on the cards. However the next two batsmen proved to be difficult to get out. We kept pushing and picked up 3 late wickets though when there was no possible chance of an outright the game was finished.

This was a good win for the 3rd graders with outstanding performances from Rosen and Cheadle and, once again, the fielding and catching was of high quality. However, it would be nice if two or more people put their hand up and made a big score especially with finals approaching.

We need to continue this momentum with a big game against second placed Easts this week, with a win enabling us to jump past them in the table and with Manly hot on our heels in 4th.

E. Richtor

3rd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

3rd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 10

3rd Grade continue their march to March

Here I am. Back to my roots. Back to where it all began. Match report writing. Giving the ever loyal reader the ball by ball. Let's hope I haven't lost the touch.

Jordan Liddle continues his good run of form

Round 10 is always an interesting one. Everyone's a little heavier, a little browner, a little more relaxed and a lot worse at cricket. It's amazing how the most inform batsman in the world can take two weeks off and look more out of place in the middle than Craig Simmons at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Or how the competitions leading wicket taker loses his rhythm like an aging jazz bands last swing. However this season, Round 10 pitted two fierce rivals together and losing ones touch was inexcusable. I can not speak for the Bears, but I know for a fact that beating North Sydney gives any Gordon player extra ordinary satisfaction on a Saturday afternoon. Commonly referred to as 'The Pacific Highway Derby' it must be said that the Bears have had the better of the derby in recent years. 3rd grade were looking to continue an impressive start to the season, whilst North Sydney's incentives were perhaps more dire as they strove toward a finals berth.

Captain Ed Howitt won the battle of the coin and bravely chose to send the Bears in on what looked to be a grassy wicket. Medcalf and Mahaffey took the new ball, but due to some rather wayward spells were unable to penetrate, which has been a huge problem for particularly Medcalf so far this summer. Shenal Alphabet was given the responsibilities of first change bowler and for this fledgling report writer was the pick of the bowlers on day 1. Consistently beating the bat, always asking questions of the batsman, and himself, and hardly bowling a loose ball (apart from the required 1 bad ball an over rule in 3rd grade). His reward came soon after he was given the ball as he caught the edge of the opening batsman to set the ball rolling for the Stags who had endured a tough first hour after requesting the opposition to have first use of the facilities. One quickly brought two as "Prince" again had the bats scratching.

Missy: 2 hangers behind the stumps.

On the stroke of the tea interval Gordon were well and truly behind one of two-pumps' 8-balls as the scoreboard read 2-140. However, a moment of magic from fresh meat Hamish Angus after he ran from cover-point and threw down the stumps completely changed the mood in the dressing rooms during snack-time. Suddenly the lads from slightly further north of the KFC at Artarmon had reason to be hopeful.

This article was re-published to include this photo of Nick Cheadle - at the expense of a "Missy hanger"

Post tea on day 1 well and truly belonged to Gordon, but it appeared it would be along day when I checked over my shoulder to see the score at 3-185. Two batsmen were set at the crease picking off ones, twos, and the occasional boundary at apparent ease until Dan Mahaffey did something special. A ball was played to backward point where "Sampson" was hiding. Foxing more than anything. In his relaxed stance of one leg crossed over the other, arms folded with barely an interest in the game The Mahaff swooped. As the ball trickled towards the fieldsman I overheard a cry of "ARRGHHH!!! C'mon Dan!!" from the captain - most displeased with his charger for giving away an easy single. But alas, don't hassle the haff. Like a gazelle he glided toward the ball, collected with one hand and with barely 4 stumps to aim at, the ball cannoned into leg, sending the bails to jubilant heights as if selling a Japanese car.

Pandemonium struck North Sydney #2. Had 1st grade known there was another game on besides their own, they would have heard the eruption of joy from across the way. This single moment completely turned the session, the day, and the match. Who would have thought it would have come from the bloke who has a small family of rodents living in his head?

Suddenly there was a buzz about the 11 in the field. Blokes running between overs. Chatter between deliveries. It was as if someone had got into Richtors kit bag and handed out some of his "headache tablets". Cheadle, who had struggled for early rhythm found some guile, and began throwing them up like a bulimic after a pasta, enticing the willow wielders into false strokes. He went from 0 to 4 poles in the space of 15 minutes as the Bears crumbled under a barrage of pressure from the Stags. Howitt collected another 2/not many and somehow it was apparent that Gordon would be batting by the close of play. Norths lost 7-19 thanks to two huge run-outs either side of tea and some exceptionally controlled bowling. After cruising at 3-186, the Bears would have to defend 206 if they were to win this derby.

Unfortunately James "Heath" Ledgerwood was lost like Cheadles silver bracelet before the allotted 8 overs were bowled on day 1, however all in all a remarkably good day for Gordon.

Damon "Reg" Livermore in control against the Bears

Batting proved to be tough work on day 2 thanks to some handy spells by North Sydneys bowlers and perhaps some rather negative field settings from ball 1. Night watchman (who had evidently been watching night for 6 days) Shenal Alphabet was dismissed in the first over leg before meaning the stags were precariously placed at 2-10. Jordan Liddle, as has been the case all year proved to be most difficult to remove from the crease. Like a stubborn child who refuses to be dismissed without his candy, Jordy has consistently provided a solid platform for the thirsty thirds in season 08/09. This round was no exception as he grafted away. His runs were harvested rather than gathered, inching his way across his stumps, always playing the line of the ball. 1 here, 2 there. Before long the shine had well and truly worn off and his most important task had been complete. I think he will be a tremendous player. Particularly post-puberty.

Bretty Rosen at the other end continues on his way. Scoring freely to 50 and then playing a considerably loose stroke to be dismissed. 52 for Brett today. Livermore raced to 20 with 5 boundaries and played a mature innings on his way to 52 also. Higgins played a standardly attractive 30 before playing the worst shot in 2009. Medcalf and Richtor were grateful for some time in the middle as they scored 46* and 35* respectively. The closing of play 70 runs after the 6 points were captured with Medcalf 4 runs short of a 50 proved to be most popular with players and administrators alike. Matt "The Cake" Michael was most pleased with Howitt.

A well rounded batting performance by all those who made it to the crease. We did not allow wickets to fall in clusters and subsequently batted North Sydney out of the game with some patient innings, eventually passing the required total 6 wickets down. Another 6 points for 3rd grade who are now within 2 points of 2nd placed Easts. Momentum is indeed a powerful tool, especially come the end of the summer.

Patience for Rosen will bring a big score shortly

A good song was sung, nay, harmonised upon the winning captains request with this seasons most capped 3rd grade player Matthew Kelly and son Deklin joining in on the anthem.

Missy

3rd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

3rd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 8

3rd Grade narrowly miss out in a shortened game

The 3rd Grade Stags side were determined to continue their recent winning ways against a struggling Manly side, however heavy weather on Friday night and Saturday morning meant that the early 9.30am start was pushed back to 3pm, with the game being reduced to 27 overs a side. There were mixed emotions for both sides, with Ed 'Hoppa' Howitt confirming that Damon 'Reg' Livermore actually was playing for Gordon today, despite Reg actually warming up and conversing freely with the Manly players. Both captains agreed it was better to see a result from the game rather than a draw, and this played to the Stags advantage, looking to consolidate their outright 3rd spot on the ladder.

If you were to believe the author, this skipper has 40-odd year's experience under his belt

Both sides returned at 3pm to discover the pitch had changed from what Higgins had described as the worst pitch he had ever seen, being much more suitable to tee his driver off than to play cricket on, to a fair (if not slightly green) cricket wicket. This change was due to the fact that the groundsman was actually able to roll and prepare the wicket in the short period of time he was given between 9.30am and 2pm, giving up most of his Saturday to ensure a result could be achieved in the match. A big thankyou to the groundsman for a job well done.

Hoppa won the toss, and elected to bowl on the juicy Beauchamp wicket, a desirable result for the Stags, hoping to claim early poles and put the Manly boys on the back foot. 'Muppet/ None for' Medcalf continued his good form early with the new ball, taking an early wicket, nicking off one of the Manly openers in his 2nd over, caught well by Reg at first slip. 'Medders' Medcalf returned the figures of 2 for 28 off his 6 overs, and showed that wickets could be obtained by bowling in disciplined areas, and was well supported by Dan 'The Haff' Mahaffey at the other end. Unfortunately after losing two early batsmen, the Manly side developed a handsome partnership, with both their young number three and their captain taking advantage of some ill-disciplined Stags bowling. These two batsmen advanced Manly's score considerably, and took full advantage of the strong breeze blowing into the recently named 'Cheadle Forest', sending a few long bombs into the trees.

Enter Peter Drysdale. After delivering a couple of lovely half trackers to start off his spell, the young New Zealander produced what will now be known as the 'ball of the century' to the Manly captain, a vicious skidding and spinning, dipping full toss, which was so juicy, the batsman sent it straight to an ever lurking Medcalf at short mid wicket. Pete continued his good form with the ball, ending up with the figures of 3-38 off 5 overs. After batting well, the number 3 Manly player was dismissed by Hoppa, who as always was steadfast with the ball, showing that 60 or so years of his grade experience is no match for any 3rd grade batsmen. Hoppa finished with the figures of 3-17 off 4 overs, proving that even cricketers approaching their own half century in terms of age can still comprehensively play at a top level. After some good late hitting, Manly finished up 9-158 off their 27 overs, setting Gordon a tough, but gettable target.

The Gordon run chase began poorly, with the experienced Manly opening bowler delivering a maiden first over. To make matters worse, a suicidal run-out left the Stags 1-1 at the end of the second over. Reg was also dismissed by a good piece of bowling, leaving the Stags reeling at 2 wickets down. However Brett Rosen steadied the ship, batting superbly for a well complied 32 of 33 balls, including pumping the opening bowler for a towering six onto the also newly named 'Cheadle Hill'. However luck was not with the Stags as Bretty 'First Grade' Rosen was brilliantly run out (from Manly's perspective), when the score was at 51, after backing up just a little too much. Higgins joined the steadfast Drysdale at the crease, and immediately set about rectifying the ever- increasing task of chasing down the Manly runs, with some brilliant stroke play, scoring runs off both the pads and through the off side.

Although the Gordon batsmen were batting well, the required run rate was still increasing, and Pete Drysdale fell trying to do the right thing by the team and play his shots, scoring a steady 32 off 46 balls, providing the solidarity needed by the Stags at the top of the order. Next to fall was Higgins (29 of 27 balls), who struck good form, looking ominous at the crease, unfortunately middling a cover drive straight to the short cover fieldsman. Thus the task was left to the Stags lower order, and despite some good wrenching/ swatting by Captain Howitt (25 off 17 balls) as well as educated over-the-top hitting by Jordie Liddle (16 off 17 balls), the Stags fell short at the final hurdle, ending up 6/151 off the allotted 27 overs.

A few areas could be improved by the Stags. Firstly the solid fielding performances of the past few weeks which has defined the team was not replicated in this game, with the main indicator of this being the lack of 'chat' in the field. The bowlers struggled to bowl 6 good balls, giving one or two boundary balls each over. Finally, the top order did not maintain partnerships, with players batting really well for 20-30 but getting out when they were needed the most. Despite all this, the game was played in great spirit, and the Stags still came within an inch of winning a game that we played at probably only 85% of our potential. Encouraging signs to take the traditionally strong Saints next week.

Ledge 

3rd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7

3rd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 7

A fantastic win for the Stags

After a dominating first day's performance, Gordon 3rd Grade returned to Beauchamp requiring only 7 runs to win, thanks to a tight bowling and fielding effort and a rapid run chase at the end of day one, with some brilliant hitting from Brett Rosen. We received a scare leading into week two with our replacement keeper Ian Higgins needing stitches in his foot and unsure whether he would be playing ' apparently walking barefoot outside Scruffy Murphy's isn't all its cracked up to be!

Ledgerwood belts one over the top

We started week two with the instructions to get the 7 runs required as quickly as possible so we could have an early crack at the Hawks top order. Damon Livermore and Nick Medcalf knocked off the runs within two overs giving the Stags the opportunity to utilise whatever early advantages there were in the pitch.

Our medium pace bowlers toiled hard on a wicket, which was quite different from last week, and didn't offer as much to the bowlers as we anticipated. The bowlers threw everything at the Hawks batsmen with various change-up deliveries but the second time around, as expected, the Hawks batsmen showed much more determination.

After taking the first wicket reasonably early, two of the Hawks younger batsmen worked hard and in most parts were quite painful to watch. During the innings trying to produce a shot from the batsmen, Ed 'Hoppa' Howitt was throwing the ball so high that low flying aircraft were in danger of being hit.

Jordan Liddle lashes out

However Hoppa's years of experience and control (read: countless overs from one end) paid off as he went on to grab all the wickets in the Hawks second innings taking 5 for 51.

The fielding was again at an extremely high standard, holding all crucial catches and was highlighted by Elliot Richtor's fantastic reflex catch at short cover.

The Hawks captain declared at 5 for 155. Leaving us 19 overs to get the required runs.

Facing such a tough task Hoppa decided to take a gamble and change the batting order. Enter James Ledgerwood and Emile van Schalkwyk.

James who is known for his good technique and classy shots, and Emile who, as far as I know isn't really known for batting at all, showed some of the most amazing, controlled hitting of a cricket ball I think many of the spectators at Beauchamp had ever seen.

Both batsmen had the foot on the accelerator right from the word 'Go'. James hit the ball as far, if not further, than anyone, whilst still playing good cricket shots and Emile took the more 'stand and deliver' approach.

Emile smashes one through the off-side

Both batsmen surpassed their half centuries in extremely short time. James was the first to fall, hitting the ball superbly right to the end to finish on 70. Emile fell shortly after also striking the ball unbelievably well throughout his innings for 72.The partnership between these two batsmen amounted 131 off just 13 overs.

We ended up losing four wickets in the process of chasing the runs but the damage had already been done by James and Emile.

It was a fantastic win for all the 3rd Grade boys. With a special congratulations going to Hoppa for his first outright win.

Yours in Cricket

Jordan Liddle

   

Dan Mahaffey "flies" through the crease         Bretty Rosen goes up and over through point

3rd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

3rd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 6

3rd Grade regain their winning ways  

After getting beaten on the 1st day's play against competition front runners Sydney Uni in round 5, the Gordon 3rd Grade boys were faced with another tough ask against the 2nd ranked Penrith team. Matches against Penrith have never been easy to say the least. With their blend of experience coupled with the flamboyance of youth, it is no wonder they are leading the comp in most grades.

"Young", "Little" Bretty Rosen

How does a team turn its momentum around 180 degrees? Well losing the toss is not an ideal start and we were asked to bowl. But within a single session, the Stags had truly turned it around. The Thirsty 3rds were playing like a German Band. The perfect start from Chad Soper, producing an inswinging yorker to claim an LBW in the 1st over of the day. Dan Mahaffey also started well, knocking over the other opening batsmen, also with an inswinger. The standard of fielding by the Stags was superb, Jordan Liddle in the covers executing 'Rocket like' dives, Higgins at point chasing down balls that were destined to hit the pickets and even the ever youthful 36yr old body of Howitt was seen sliding at mid on to save valuable runs.

Before we even had a chance to get over the excitement of 2 glorious 'hangers' at 1st slip, the Stags had Penrith on the ropes at 5 for 50. On a two paced wicket which also offered variable bounce, the more experienced Penrith batsmen (ok, the old blokes) showed that if you were prepared to play within yourself and just wait patiently to score from the bad ball, batting really wasn't that difficult, therefore the bowlers were going to find it hard to penetrate. Elliot Richtor bowled extremely tightly and his subtle variations of pace, not only brought him 7 maidens on the bounce but also a well-deserved wicket.

With our bowlers piling on the maidens and the scoring rate being strangled by the minute, we needed to entice the batsmen into some sort of stroke play. With a former 1st grade leg spinner looking on from the safety of the boundary, Iqbal Ahmed was introduced into the attack. He brought almost immediate success with a well flighted, drifted and what ever else you could call it - full toss. Howitt now saw a window of opportunity to clean up the tail, bringing himself on to take a few cheeky poles and also nudge the career tally into the 460's. Not as easy as he had hoped. The Penrith batsmen dug in and almost refused to play a shot against Gordon's most experienced off spinner. 20 overs later, Howitt claimed his 4th wicket for a miserable 15 runs. Ending the Penrith innings on 179.

A week of rain followed. Practice being cancelled' not an ideal preparation for claiming 6 points against the Panthers. (Spending 4 days camping with a whining female with a toothache and other pains prior to a match is also not an ideal preparation) Good efforts by the boys to get the covers down early on Tuesday to prevent an excess of water being on the wicket during the week.

Jordan Liddle - the "old-fashioned" opener

We knew if we batted well, 179 was within our reach. The opening pair of Jordan and Pete Drysdale got us off to a cautious start. Both are of the old-fashioned openers mold, letting the ball go outside off stump and taking the shine off the ball is what they do best. Pete was the 1st to go in the 10th over. Young Brett Rosen played some great shots for his 30, a very positive display of batting but he should know, with his experience, that a 30 is just a start and with a bit more mental application, he should have no problem turning those 30's into 50's. At tea, we were 2 down. Not a bad position to be in. The score was slowly ticking over at this stage. We needed to have at least one big partnership. We started well after tea with 'Reginald' Livermore hitting the 1st ball of the session for 6. Jordan batting well to surpass 50. A few wickets soon fell and the Stags steamroller had lost its momentum. Higgins played some well timed drives for his 17 and was unfortunate to 'play on' while being so comfortable at the crease. Chad Soper came and went after a nice pull shot off the spinner for 4. Enter Edward Howitt the 2nd.

The skipper batted with gusto, swiping, or wrenching rather, a couple of much needed boundaries and taking the game away from Penrith. Elliott also batted well in this partnership, he was conservative in his approach which led him to being not out on 17 and getting us home. The Panthers kept up their enthusiasm and intensity in the field for the whole day, which is an aspect that we could improve on. On any given day, 179 is not a lot to defend at Beauchamp Park and they made us work hard for it.

If that what it takes to collect the 6 points every round, so be it. I'm sure we will learn a lot about the game of cricket but more importantly, we will learn about our own strength of character.

Hopefully we can take this winning momentum into the Christmas break. With 2 games to go against the lower placed sides of Hawksbury and Manly, we have an opportunity to be in the top 2 of the competition. At the half way stage that's not the worst place to be.

The thirsty 3rds win again.

Yours in Cricket

Reginald
3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 5

3rd Grade defeated by the Students

3rd grade travelled to Sydney Uni fully aware of the challenge lying ahead given the Students were undefeated and on top of the table. Howitt won the toss and elected to bat on a seemingly good wicket, but at 8/50 the decision to bat may have been the wrong one. Not entirely correct. Uni bowled well and we played some poor shots which culminated Gordon being a position we would never recover from. Howitt (44), Soper (16) and Ahmed (13*) saw us reach 121, a total which gave us a glimmer of hope. Everything would have to go our way and luck would need to be on our side.

Skipper Howitt makes a few runs to give the bowlers a chance

It wasn't to be, however, as the students followed up their good bowling with a dominant batting display and finished the day at 4/171, with Damien Way picking up three wickets with his leg spinners. We have all had better days and on this particular day we were comprehensively out played unfortunately.

Uni declared before play started on Day 2 and, being 50 runs behind, the Stags took the opportunity to avenge the disaster of our first innings with the willow and, if possible, declare later in the day in order to get some points out of the contest. However good bowling again and a ring field really prevented Gordon from dominating Uni at any stage of the game and the game ended with Pete Drysdale being run out by his partner at the time, whom shall remain un-named, for 91. The un-named player felt he did the club a favour as Drysdale is of New Zealand origin. Many of us agreed!!! At stumps, Gordon ended 4/155 and with this we showed much better application and concentration against good bowling.

All in all a disappointing display but one which I hope we learnt from and realise the standards at which we need to play in order to compete with the better teams. It doesn't get much easier this week against Penrith, but I am sure we will get back in the winners circle and return to the top 6.

Ed Howitt Jnr

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 4

A solid performance by 3rd Grade secures the points

Let's begin with a round of applause for our Club Coach and 3rd Grade Captain Ed 'I've finally won the toss' Howitt enabling us to bat on a handy batting wicket. No doubt the skipper will be back to his old tricks next week.

Soper picks up a handy few to help the Stags across the line

Jordan & Marvell got the Stags off to a great start with sensible and patient batting, putting all the bad balls away to the fence. Unfortunately Brett was the first to go with a well compiled 21. Bretty Rosen and Jordan continued where Marvell left off and we cruised to be 1 down by tea. After tea Jordan (63) & Brett (44) were dismissed, 'Buff' Jones came and went for 11, and then it was up to 'Missy' Higgins & Damien Way to rebuild the innings. Missy played a well complied 39, it won't be long until we see Missy scoring triple figures. Damien Way destroyed the Sutherland attack with powerful drives, pulls, cuts for a very important 64. Howitt's wrench was on the money with a quick 30* and Shenal's 21* to help the stags reach 7 for 313 at the end of the day.

After a week of rain, we arrived to find a pretty good deck considering the week of weather we had. Dan 'Chewy' Mahaffey & Chad Soper began with great lines, good rhythm and control. It was Chewy who struck first with his ability to hit the stumps and did just that with a great yorker. Great pressure in the field with plenty of enthusiasm saw the wickets start tumbling. Chad picked up 3 wickets, Chewy picking up 1.

Little Bretty Rosen tidy behind the stumps

Howitt bowled very well with good flight and length and was very unlucky not to have a wicket first rock, but unfortunately a catch went down at first slip that could be the winner of the simplest catch of the year! Sorry Ikky. Shenal and Ikky took over and, after some more good bowling, saw the Sharks slump to 7 for 80-odd at tea. After tea saw the Sharks start to take control with some excellent batting from their skipper and good support from the lower order. A brief lapse in concentration from the Stags saw Sutherland get on top of the game before Chad worked his way through the tail to finish their innings off at 234.

A good win from the lads but we need to concentrate for whole sessions and not except things to just happen.

Lets keep up the winning ways when we venture over the bridge to visit the students.

Keiran Jones

 

3rd Grade leaves the field victorious

3rd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

3rd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 3

3rd Grade unable to chase down a big total

After a relatively successful first outing with the covers, the boys looked to get off to another good start against Wests this weekend. A bit of slap and tickle from one opener who soon deservedly had his castle knocked over by a Mahaffey off-cutter and the boys were on their way. It took an initially circumspect and later dominating innings from an experienced ex-first grader to put us under pressure. Together with his captain the pair gave the Stags a lesson in how to run singles. Something I hope we do learn from.

Captain Howitt gets down a little late

Unfortunately we were not at our best in the field, putting down a couple of chances and giving away a few extra runs which turned out to be crucial ones in the end. By the time we'd gotten rid of the Wests' captain, they were in a strong position with wickets in hand. However, it was at this time that the lads showed the character that had produced a first round win over Randy - Petes and second round thrashing of Bankstown. Although looking at the scorecard may not show it, the Stags put in a huge effort to give ourselves a shot at containing Wests.

Once again it was only one man that was too good and enabled Wests to reach a gettable 276. Mahaffey and Soper bowled particularly well, as their figures suggest, and were both unlucky not to have more wickets next to their names. Other bowlers saw what it was like to bowl to a really good bat and should not be discouraged by one innnings.

At the break, captain Howitt spoke of our need to score several big 50's or for someone to go on to get the big ton if we were to successfully chase down our target. Unfortunately only one of our top 7 could do this. Credit is due for not losing wickets in bunches, but once again quick singles and rotating the strike are crucial' eh Howitt...

3rd Grade contemplates further wickets

Well batted once again to Higgo, who's showed the patience and determination the rest of us need to apply to our innings if we are to chase down big totals in the future. All of us got starts and managed to lose our wickets just when we were getting ready to cash in. This team has showed in the first three rounds the character that I've only seen in the very successful Stags teams of the past. It's this toughness and character that has made it a pleasure to be a part of this team as well as being the reason that it will continue to be a pleasure as well as a success. We should all still have heads held high whilst taking with us some very valuable lessons out of the match against Wests. I'm predicting a lot of practice singing the Stags' song throughout the rest of the season.

Gordon 8-269 (Ian Higgins 69, Kieran Jones 37, Brett Rosen 28, Jordan Liddle 21, Iqbal Ahmed 21*, Steve Colley 19, Brett Marvell 19, Emile Van Schalkwyk 16*) lost to Western Suburbs 5-276 (Dan Mahaffey 2-28 off 10 overs, Chad Soper 1-32 off 9 overs).

Brett Rosen

3rd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

3rd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 2

Stags triumpant within a day

Well welcome to the long weekend but not just any long weekend as this was the grand final long weekend, Manly v Melbourne, the Sea Eagles v the Storm. Was a repeat of last year on the cards?

James Campbell finishes off the Dogs number 3

Anyway let's start with the cricket on Saturday. We arrived at the ground with the knowledge that rain was in the air. That however didn't stop a joint effort of Stags and Bulldogs pulling of the covers 10 minutes before a downpour that would see the end of any hopes of play as the covers leaked and the pitch was the victim. Sure we stuck around till 2 pm but it was worth it, especially for little Bretty Rosen as he was joined by two of his ex-team mates from 1st grade.

Sunday, well you wouldn't have read about it'''40 to 0 to the Sea Eagles. Enough about that as the League is now over'..until the World Cup starts in few weeks.

Monday saw a very early start as it was agreed that we would play 120 overs in the day and thankfully we started on time.

I'm not really sure which way the toss of the coin fell but it saw the Stags in the field. James Campbell and Dan 'Chewy' Mahaffey started us of on the right foot with Chewy picking up 2 early ones. Then we saw something I'm sure none of us ever want to see again, or even really talk about, as the two left handers at the crease tried to bore us and everyone who yelled 'howzat' from their cars to death. They must have batted for'..well I don't really know but it felt like an eternity.

Campbell thankfully broke the partnership with a superb delivery that knocked out the off stump, the first of his well deserved three poles.

The Skipper Howitt and Chad 'the super' Soper kept up the fine bowling performance with Howitt finishing with 4 for 23 off about 5000 overs with Iqbal barely seeing the red leather in his hand.

We went to the lunch break with Bankstown at 7-59 off 40 overs, and take it from me it was almost as interesting as the final the night before.

After lunch one of the bulldogs lads came out with some conviction, and tried to see his side to a reasonable score, and he did quite well against the leg spinner (yours truly) as he knocked me around for a quick fire 42. I got him though''''''. (My first for the season and probably the most important of the day!), Howitt finished them off from the other end for 117.

Mitch and Liddle started off well, ticking the scoreboard over with a mixture aggression and delicacy. We lost Liddle first for not many and then Mitch for 21. Rosen and Higgins were ticking off the runs easily enough until Higgins decided that the player at point needed catching practice''He's a real giver that Higgins.

Marvell then joined Rosen and moved the scoring along to within about 8 runs when Marvell, like Higgins, gave some catching practice to the outfielders. So Jones and Rosen finished the game off in the 32nd over. We batted on only for the purpose of the skipper having a chuckle over making me pad up and wait until Jones and Soper were out to declare the game over, but hey I'm a team player!

5 catches to the smiling assasian - Keiren Jones - all straight in the breadbasket

The last highlight of the day was watching Higgins run around in the outfield for first grade as Rob Edwards was injured, oh and he dropped one of Casson. I told you a real giver.

I can't finish this report without acknowledging the fine performance of Keiran 'the Buffalo' Jones in the field''..5 catches''''WOW'ok' that's enough.

Well done to everyone! Get far ya Bar!!!!

Iqbal 'Inzi' Ahmed

 

3rd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

3rd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 1

GDCC vs. Randwick Petersham (3rd Grade)

What an introduction to an intensified grade season sure to be full of quick outfields, hard wickets, extremely successful results, broken tables and camaraderie between the Gordon 3rd graders.

Chad Soper sends one down on debut

Jordon Liddle [Debutant #2] was at the forefront of the action early in the day as he went about tidying up the rare loose deliveries from the opening pair of Emile Van Schalkwyk and James Campbell. The rest watched in awe at the both the speed and stealth of the young lad from the coast, essential in allowing Van and James 'JC' Campbell (who repeatedly tried to creep up behind and take advantage of the crouched position the kiwi Pete Drysdale [Debutant #1] was forced into by Captain Ed Howitt as some sick joke) to bowl miserly allowing only 20 off the first ten overs.

Off-spin will this year be revolutionised in 3rd Grade as the stalwart Ed Howitt will grow a liking for bowling in tandem with the kiwi. Amazingly Howitt, Pete Drysdale and JC were all on hat tricks during the bowling innings. All failed miserably. Luckily JC is still on his hat trick and can redeem himself by removing the Bankstown opener for a Royal Duck (Ask Pete if you don't know and are too Australian to work out what this is) next Saturday to regain some pride after gaining wickets through stumpings. He was really getting it through! Great wheels buddy!

Brett Rosen must gain a mention after a superb day behind the stumps. Two stumpings, one caught behind, ASSISTED in a run out and showed all round good demeanour especially after watching some beautiful efforts in the field from the likes of Iqbal 'I had it covered' Ahmed. Truly graceful.

A top effort from the lads in the field restricting Randwick - Petersham to 235 on a decent wicket with a tiny boundary on one side of the wicket

Gordon's turn at bat brought the star of the show Cameron Eccles to the fore. Cam played a superbly measured knock with sexy drives and the fairy tale six runs to bring up the hundred (we have seen it all before). The standard has been set for the rest of the season as the determination showed from Cam to bat the team home has to be embraced from all. 105 and only a direct hit run out could end an invaluable knock securing the Man of the Match Award. A somewhat tougher decision after someone (name suppression granted) managed to induce panic from Captain Howitt after stealing his Manly Jersey shortly after the game.

Ian Higgins taught a valuable lesson that a lot of young batsmen can learn from. Once you get stuck in a bit of a rut and hitting fielders, have a meltdown showing explicitly your frustration to the opposition until you lure them into a false sense of security. From there play cover drives to pierce and tease the six man offside ring hitting boundary after boundary as well as running hard to see your side home to their first win of the season. A superb support role played by Missy ending up with 59 not out.

James Campbell with his trademark long leap to the crease

Chad Soper [Debutant #3] was spectacular in everything he did; sending a stump flying and from ball one hitting over the top to just give a taste to the opposition that if GDCC 3rd grade really wanted to hit the ball in the air we could have won in 25 overs (we just chose not to). Kieran Jones must have missed this general consensus, 'that hitting over top is lame and would make other teams in 3rd grade too wary of us dark horses for the premiership this year' but did play some fine shots over the leg side ring field.

In the end GDCC surpassed the 235 with ten or so deliveries to spare and only 6 wickets down after a run chase that could have been more formidable for a lesser side so early in the season. A thoroughly enjoyed day and from a debutants perspective, I can't wait till next week. The GDCC song is wicked and the kiwi shotguns banging his bat next week during it and making a better attempt than Emile to break the home sides, visitors dressing room table.

Ruben Wiki

 

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 08/09

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 08/09

The A.W. Green Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 16 years of age. The Green Shield matches are played either on Sunday€s or on week days during the school holidays.

The competition includes semi finals and a final.

A. W. Green Shield match reports for 2008/09 season are provided below:

Green Shield Report vs Sydney - Round 7

Green Shield Report vs Sydney - Round 7

 Gordon Green Shield Report vs Sydney

Another year, another season of Green Shield as the Gordon boys finished off with a home game against Sydney. After failing to yet again remove the sightscreens from the ditches they currently lay in, we set about our warm up in a rather sombre mood. Amil 'the REAL joke master' Premawardhana was recounting the story of the naming of his two newborn bunnies, one being very appropriately Peter Siddle, and Jack 'I want KFC' Emery was busy wondering what he would have for breakfast. Nonetheless, substitute coach Michael Falk issued a much needed wake up call with a very fast paced and intense warm up.

With the boys right and raring to go, Jordan Liddle won the toss and decided to have a bat on a rather sticky wicket. With a win, we could possibly sneak into the top six if we ensured a healthy win over the boys from Balmain. With regard to the Club Championships, a win would also do the club a world of good. The in-form batsman of Justin 'Six fa' Avendano and Jordan Liddle strode the crease for the final time in Green Shield. With both men in contention for the combined Green Shield teams, a positive start was in need. Unfortunately Justin was undone early with a quality piece of fast bowling in where his off stump was knocked out of the ground. The Stags reeling at 1-2. After a stylish 66 two days prior, Amil was searching for another big score and intent was shown early as his cracked his first ball for four. Both Jordan and Amil accelerated the score nicely with a combination of streak and class. With spin being introduced, there was none needed for Jordan as he delivered a lovely slog sweep over mid wicket for four late in the over, a sendoff to Green Shield, courtesy of the skipper. Amil played some handsome strokes before he was dismissed for 23, a positive start to the game with the boys being 2-49 after 15.

Jordan was dismissed soon after with a leading edge back to the bowler for a well deserved 23. Jimmy 'Irish breakfast' Ryan joined Kris 'I reckon he'll hit a six over long on' Colley in the middle and the two put on a healthy 25 run partnership before Jimmy was trapped in front for 17. Darren Jayasekara replaced Ryan, but managed to top edge a short ball early in his innings for 3. Darren was looking for a big score in his last game as he turns 10 next Thursday. Once again, the boys were struggling, but Kris kept the finals dream alive with some classy stroke play and finesse throughout to middle innings. Wickets were however falling more frequently than a fat man on ice as Hugh 'don't they have to appeal first?' Sinclair was given out lbw for 1.

Taylor Francis began to steady what was soon becoming a sinking ship and put on a good partnership with Kris as Kris reached his fifty. Both were dismissed during the late overs trying to cart a part time spinner into Archer Street. Unfortunately there was no wag in this puppy's tail and we were bowled out for 171, a defendable score we thought, but we had to perform well with the ball to keep them under 2.5 and over.

We did not start in the ideal way with too many loose deliveries allowing the Tigers' batsmen to pounce (no pun intended) on some wayward bowling. However Hugh Sinclair worked his magic early with a smart catch in the gully to Amil 'that'll be classic catch number B'. Justin was in the mood for another six wickets, or so he thought using his superior linguistic skills (like Amil) to outthink the opposition batsman: 'so how do you reckon I'll get you out? I'm thinking lbw, maybe bowled.'

As this author can safely say, I don't know how he does it, but by christ he does it well.

Justin picked up the two danger men in successive overs with some crafty spin bowling; the man with the golden arm, today it was probably more of a bronze arm. At tea, Sydney were 3 for 49 after 19 which put us in a very strong position for the win. At the resumption of play Amil struck early with an lbw to have Sydney on the back foot, but an 87 run partnership for the 5th wicket saw the men from the inner west back in the game.

Darren 'Birthday boy' Jayasekara was re-introduced into the attack and after copping a bit of stick from the Sydney captain, removed the dangerous batsman at the other end with a smart catch to Shaun 'bruised hand' Chandiramani. Amil, at the other end, bowled a beautifully flighted sucker ball which was hit straight into the safe hands of Jordan Liddle. Unfortunately for us, we were bleeding ones and twos in the field which allowed Sydney to take full control in the middle session. But could we pull off an historic win and just perhaps squeeze into the top six?

The answer'. Was no.

Unable to tie down the number 7, we let the game just slip away, a small consolation was to 'Huge' Sinclair who dismissed the number 8 with a scooped cover drive to who else but the skipper himself. The Sydney boys getting home by 4 wickets and two overs.

And so the season comes to an end. It is a season that this reporter has thoroughly enjoyed and is sure that many others have. Special mention must go to Rod Hokin, our coach who has supported our efforts throughout the season whilst in the middle of study at university, Iain Beverly, our fill in coach for two games, Jim Catlin and the ground staff for ensuring the wicket and the outfield was to a more than satisfactory playing standard, Tony Wilson and Michael Falk the head of selectors, Martin Ryan, our manager, Neil Jayasekara and Lauren Ryan our scorers and of course the parents for supplying afternoon teas and taking up the role of taxi driver for a week.

Until next year,

Jimmy Ryan

 

Green Shield Report vs Randwick Petersham

Green Shield Report vs Randwick Petersham

Green Shield Report vs Randwick Petersham

Beauchamp Park was the venue for the Green Shield match between Gordon and Randwick Petersham. After a narrow loss against Fairfield Liverpool, Gordon was keen to put another win on the board and make it 3 wins from 6. After helping out with the sightscreens and covers, the Gordon boys prepared for the match by warming up with the help of coach Rod 'Rocket' Hokin. After the high-quality warm up including the usual throwdowns and fielding drills, Captain Jordon Liddle proudly walked out to the pitch and did the toss. The result was that Randwick had won the toss and elected to bat.

(Justin Avendano takes 6 wickets)

A well prepared Gordon unit strolled onto the field with a plan of taking early wickets and putting Randwick on the backfoot. Darren Jayasekera and Hugh Budden, the opening bowlers applied immense pressure to Randwick keeping them to a tidy 0/13 off 10 overs. The next bowlers, Hugh Sinclair and Niddy Singh bowled exceptional line and length as this was shown through scorecard viewing 0/41 of 20 overs. Gordon started to become a bit anxious as no wickets had fallen and the runs were building.

A calm Jordon Liddle signalled over to Justin 'ever so reliable' Avendano to warm up and prepare to bowl. This was destined to be one of the best decisions Jordan has made this season. The first wicket Justin picked up was the opening batsman getting him plum in front of the stumps making the score 1/49 at the end of the over. The second wicket of the game was again picked up by Justin, clean bowling the number 3 batsman.

(Amil Premawardhana during his innings)

Another wicket (LBW) was picked up by Justin the next ball getting him on a hat trick. After immense pressure, wicket number 4 and 5 fell quickly by Justin, both caught by Jimmy Ryan behind the stumps. Finally, his 6th and final wicket was made through an absolute blinder of a catch by Jordon Liddle. However, even though Justin picked up a magnificent 6/28 off 12 overs, we cannot forget the pressure created by Kris Colley who proved that he really is a 'force to be reckoned with'.

Other contributions were made by; Hugh Budden ' 1/42 and Darren Jayasekera ' 1/47(this wicket including a spectacular catch by Taylor Francis diving foreword on the boundary.) After 60 overs, Randwick scored a decent 8/225.

After the quick break, the opening batsmen Jordon Liddle and Justin Avendano (who was high in confidence) walked out onto the field preparing to set a good platform for the innings. However this was not the case as Justin (9) got out LBW to a peach of a delivery. At 1/11, Amil Premawardhana strode onto field without anything actually wrong with his gear as this proved to be a positive sign.

(Everyone seems to have interest in this shot from James Ryan)

This was clearly shown as Amil out of nowhere smashed a ball to midwicket for 6 at the start of his innings surprising everyone. A solid 45 run partnership between the two was ended by Jordon Liddle (19) unlucky to get out trying to smash a ball which he and the crowd thought was a no ball. Jimmy Ryan entered the field and in no time he and Amil ticked over the strike, very steadily with no trouble at all.

After a wonderful tea provided by the parents, Coach Rod Hokin told the boys that our goal should be that we must score a minimum 160 runs by 50 overs. This goal looked extremely possible, as Jimmy and Amil dominated the bowlers from Randwick hitting them all around the park. In no time, Amil brought up his 50 in fine style and kept the runs flowing with Jimmy at the other end.

At 3/147 Gordon was cruising until a superb catch at mid on brought Amil back to the pavilion after a fine knock of 66 (including 6 boundaries and 1 six). A magnificent 91 run partnership was put on by both James Ryan and Amil Premawardhana.

(Taylor Francis shows his style during his important partnership with Hugh)

The next batsman to come was Darren Jayasekera. Unfortunately, after a fine knock of 44 (including 3 boundaries) James departed after trying to keep the runs flowing, edging it to the keeper.

Number 7, Hugh Sinclair marched onto the field at 5/152 with a determined look on his face. After some rebuilding, Darren and Hugh put on a 29 run partnership until Darren (17) got out with a leading edge towards mid off. When Taylor Francis came to the crease the equation was that Gordon needed 44 runs off 6 overs.

It was time to get quick runs and the perfect man for the job, Hugh Sinclair relived immense pressure hitting numerous boundaries with absolute class and style. His strength and power dazzled everyone watching. Smashing 18 off the 57th really closed the gap as we ended up getting the runs in the 58th over.

Hugh Sinclair played a marvellous innings, one that won't be forgotten, smashing an outstanding 45 runs. Special mention also to Taylor Francis (10*) who played his natural game providing good support for Hugh.

(Winners are grinners...Taylor Francis and Hugh Sinclair enjoy their win)

The end of the day brought many smiles to the faces of the Gordon boys, who sung the Gordon song with pride and passion.

Special Thanks to; Shaun Chandiramani for coming all the way to Chatswood to support the boys, the parents for another outstanding afternoon tea and the scorer (Jimmy's sister).

Come on Gordon; let's finish our season on a high by beating Sydney!!

Darren Jayasekera

Green Shield Report vs Fairfield

Green Shield Report vs Fairfield

Green Shield Report vs Fairfield 

A cloudy day welcomed us to a quite large ground of Rosedale. With the sprinklers on early morning we were ready for our warm up. Matthew Nicholson our coach for the day put us through our paces and Jordon won the toss a decided to bowl on a very slow and wet outfield with a pitch looking to do a lot.

(James Ryan in action at Rosedale)

Our opening bowlers Hugh Buddin and Darren Jayasekara did a good job with the ball, bowling tight lines and great lengths. Nidhi Singh and Hugh Sinclair followed with Nidhi getting the first wicket of the game and with Hugh getting one next over through a good catch in slip by our skipper.

Fairfield were 2 for 48 off 20 overs.  After this good start, Jordan decided to bring on spin from both ends with Justin and Amil. Both bowlers bowled well and kept the runs down with a couple of wickets.  Amil was unlucky not to get a wicket and finished with 0 -20 off his 9 overs.

At the other end a ball was skied high in the air off Justin and after running around in all directions Shaun Chandiramani  was able to take an excellent catch.  Justin finished with 3 for 28 off his 12 overs.

The lunch break came and Nicho's instructions were to try and keep Fairfield  to 130 -140 if possible.

With the score at 4 for 88 we were finding it hard to get the wicket until Hugh Buddin flicked passed it to Hugh Sinclair with a return back to the bowler for the run out to get our fifth wicket.

Shaun Chandiramani then came on with his off spin and picked up his first wicket which was soon followed Nidhi and Hugh Sinclair also getting one each and we were looking like reaching our target at 8 for 130, but we needed to get the last two quickly. Unfortunately this did not happen and the last wicket put on 30 runs to finish with 9 for 160 off their 60 overs.

(Hugh Sinclair picks up a wicket)

The bowlers figures were:  Nidhi (2-20 off 8) Hugh Buddin (0-16 off 6) Darren Jayasekara (0-27 off 10) Shaun Chandiramani (1-7 off 4) and Hugh Sinclair (2-29 off 11).

With such big boundaries, our opening batsman Jordan Liddle and Justin Avendano were told by Nicho that most of our runs were going to be singles so we had to be on our toes.

The openers got us off to a good start pushing the singles and twos as required before Jordan played one to the keeper for (8). Amil then came in and showed his confidence playing some beautiful cover drives for 2's and 3's. Both batsman were scoring runs above the run rate before Justin hit one back to the bowler and was out for 30, with the score at 2 for 50.

Kris Colley came to the crease, however Amil was bowled for 15 and James Ryan joined Kris to try and up the run rate, using their feet well to the spinners.

The fall of Kris also for 15 brought in Darren Jayasekara and were looking good before a mix up in their running saw Darren back in the sheds for 14 and the score was 5 for 130. James Ryan kept playing his shots through the covers and midwicket before he edged one to the keeper for 34. Hugh Sinclair fell shortly after to make the score 7 for 132.

(Justin Avendano in action against Fairfield)

Taylor Francis and Jack Emery then had a partnership with Jack playing his cover drives and cut shots through the field and when we reached 7 for 144 we only needed 16 to win. Unfortunately both Taylo and Jack were bowled soon after leaving us at 9 for 148. With the pressure building Nidhi Singh and Hugh Buddin were at the crease with just 12 runs to win however going for the quick single Nidhi was run out by a direct hit. We were all out for 149.

A very special thanks to Matthew Nicholson for coaching our team for the day. Let's finish strong these next couple of games boys.

Justin Avendano.

Green Shield match report vs Eastern Suburbs Dophins

Green Shield match report vs Eastern Suburbs Dophins

Green Shield match report vs Eastern Suburbs Dophins

The Stags arrived at their home ground Beauchamp Park , eager to redeem themselves from their two recent losses When the team got there, everyone was overjoyed to help out help fix the sight screen and take the covers off. After that riveting start to the day, the team started its warm up with replacement coach Iain Beverley (Bevo) (Rod Hokin is away for a few matches).

(Jordan Liddle hits out during his 148)

The usual warm ups were completed with high intensity and this put the team into a focused and positive frame of mind. Special mention to Niddy Singh and Hugh Sinclair who gave solid throw downs to our top order batsman.

The captain Jordan Liddle went out to the toss and lost it again. Easts elected to bowl first on a flat and hard wicket. High on confidence after smashing numerous throw downs, Jordan Liddle and Justin Avendano strode to the crease and looked solid from the start. After a watchful start to the innings, Jordan and Justin started to pick up the pace as they nicely worked the singles into two's with the occasional boundary. By the first drinks break the score read 0/50. After drinks the batsman were fully hydrated and picked up the run rate. This session was integral to the innings as the pair put on 100 runs in the space of 16 overs. The batting in this part of the match was majestic as Jordan timed the ball to perfection and Justin found the gaps with ease. From the sideline it was a thrill to watch as evident by the quote from Shaun Chandiramani '...This is a thrill to watch'.

By the lunch break we were 0/177, with Justin and Jordan not out in the 70's and keen to make centuries. When play resumed again runs continued to flow but this time at an even higher rate. Jordan began taking the aerial route as he demolished the bowlers with absolute class while Justin kept the scoreboard ticking. After an abundance of fours and sixes by Jordan, he raced into the 90's. In no time Jordan reached his 100 and was ecstatic; his maiden century in Green Shield.

(Justin Avendano shows his style)

After he reached his hundred he was like a cheetah who had escaped from the local zoo; he was an unstoppable force. He butchered, battered and creamed every bowler the Dolphins through at him, whether it was spin or pace.

Meanwhile Justin continued to consolidate. Trying to up the run rate to an even greater extent Justin Avendano (86) was unlucky to be deprived of his century, edging one to the keeper. The partnership between Jordan and Justin had been 241, a record partnership for Green Shield. In came Jimmy Ryan who helped Jordan along his way to his gargantuan score. Jordan's memorable innings came to an end when he held out in the deep for 148. Kris Colley joined Jimmy at the crease and played a smart innings of 45. Jimmy later departed for 11 which was important in the 57 run partnership with Kris.  Amil Premawardhana and High Sinclair were both unbeaten on 1. From our 60 overs we finished with 4/310.

With Tea looming, we were required to bowl 24 overs before the break. Bowlers were asked to bowl full and straight and try and get as many overs in as possible for as little runs. Our opening bowler Darren Jayasekera was vital in building pressure as evident in his economical spell. While this pressure was maintained in the field, Hugh Budden struck early taking two wickets.

 

(Hugh Budden is successful with his LBW appeal)

Not long after that Niddy Singh claimed the wicket of the number 3 batsman thanks to a blinding catch by Darren Jayasekera in the gully. Hugh Sinclair bowled his heart out and was extremely unlucky not to take any wickets. During the twentieth over Jordan Liddle chose to introduce spinner Justin Avendano into the attack. Justin displayed excellent control and discipline in his bowling and it showed when he took the fourth wicket of the innings.

Soon we had the Dolphins 4/52 in the 25th over as Amil Premawardhana, Shaun Chandiramani and Alec Benson all kept the runs down. Even though we had played superb cricket the whole day, it could be said the last hour of play was a bit sloppy from us. Some loose bowling and mediocre fielding was capitalised by their batsman. One of which who scored a well deserved century. He was caught beautifully by Taylor Francis on the boundary diving forward. The last over of the day was bowled by Kris Colley and proved that his leg spin was a forced to reckoned with.... The Dolphins final score was 5/193 from their 60 overs. Gordon Stags won by 117 runs. (Thanks to all the parents for tea)

Amil Premawardhana

Green Shield Report vs Parramatta - Round 3

Green Shield Report vs Parramatta - Round 3

Green Shield Report vs Parramatta

It was the beginning of the New Year and the boys from Gordon were ready to fire after a well deserved rest.  The Gordon boys arrived at Parramatta's home ground Old King's Oval, behind the well known Parramatta Stadium. Preparing to make it 2 wins from 3, Gordon warmed up through different activities. Soon after, Captain Jordon Liddle won the toss and elected to bat. This was the correct decision due to the batting friendly pitch.

Kris Colley throws the full face of the bat at it

After numerous throwdowns, the openers Jordon Liddle and the man in form, Justin Avendano were prepared to get the team off to a good start. Alas, Justin(0 ) and Jordon(4) couldn't get the team off to a good start as they were unfortunate enough to receive some beauties. Once Jordon was dismissed, Jimmy Ryan met Amil Premawardhana to the crease. However, Jimmy fell 2nd ball (4) was bowled with a peach of a delivery. At 3 for 18, Gordon started to lose some confidence as Parramatta's was rising.

Kris Colley and Amil Premawardhana had both made a solid partnership of 27 which consisted of a four, and many worked singles and twos around the ground which kept the score board ticking in a sensible manner. Kris Colley (16) was looking in fine touch, but was bowled in the 20th over. Soon after the partnership had been broken, Amil tried to smash the ball over mid on but was caught. Amil showed patience and determination while he was batting.

Dazza Jayasekera started to dominate the show and steadily pile on runs with an abundance of majestic shots around the ground which lifted the team's morale in the grandstand. In the 34th over, his partner at the other end, Hugh Sinclair, was given out to an unfair decision which was clearly missing leg stump. This left Gordon at 6 for 82 which shocked all the team members.

Darren "Dazza" Jayasekera later on with the ball

Dazza (34) was looking in fine form with no troubles until he was stumped.  Taylor Francis found the middle of the bat from the word go and played master strokes down the ground for four with confidence. Taylor (20) was unfortunate to get out as he tried to charge the legspinner but had spun back onto the stumps. 

Gordon were all out for 115 with 14 overs to spare. 

Gordon ran onto Old Kings Oval with a total to defend and apply early pressure. The new ball was given to Dazza, who took  a wicket in the 1st over with an outside off stump ball making the batsman play as this resulted in what Richie Benaud would call 'a marvellous catch' which was caught at 1st slip by Justin Avendano.

The number 3 batsman played an unstoppable innings in which contained a numerous of aggressive strokes. The Gordon bowling attack tried their best to dismiss this batsman, but to know avail. He was at his peak.

The game was finished in the 21st over.

Amil strong in defense 

The Gordon Green shield team has learnt from their mistakes and will have to win every game from now to make the finals.

Best of luck, and may victory prevail on our home ground.

Go Gordon Go!!!

Parramatta (1st inn) K Milne 85, T Crittenden 26
Gordon (1st inn) D Jayasekera 34, T Francis 20, G Joseph 4/16, T Ortiz 3/19, N Bertus 2(c)

Chanda Panda

Green Shield Report vs Northern Districts - Round 2

Green Shield Report vs Northern Districts - Round 2

Green Shield Report vs ND's

The Stags arrived at a pristine Asquith Oval, eager to replicate their convincing win over Mosman two days earlier. The top-of-the-table team was feeling confident after their win and players were excited to face the Northern District opposition. After loosing the toss and being sent to field first, Captain Jordan Liddle and Coach Rod Hokin were not too disappointed, for the pitch looked as if it would hold up, or even improve as the day went on.

The team ran onto the field switched on, ready to enforce pressure early and nab quick wickets. However, after the openers got off to a quick start the boys became unsure as to how the partnership would be broken. Our worries were soon put to rest as Darren Jayasekera dismissed an opener with a classic piece of pace bowling, the batsman being caught behind by keeper, James Ryan. The next wicket fell soon after with the other opener being given LBW off the first ball of Nidhi Singh's spell. After a couple of overs of miserly bowling from Singh and Hugh Sinclair the third wicket fell with the batsman being run-out by Liddle and Alec Benson after a mix-up between batsmen, reducing the 'Rangers' to 3/24.

The next partnership turned out to be one that took the advantage away from the Stags. With each run scored, the enthusiasm in the field dropped, allowing the pair to put on an 80-run partnership before lunch leaving them 3/152 after 40 overs. After lunch the boys re-took the field re-energised and re-focused on the task at hand. The mind-set worked with a series of tight overs, namely Justin Avendano's and Alec Benson's economical spells mounting pressure upon the batsmen. However, a few overs later, the number 3 batsman reached his century in an innings of equally good patience and stroke-play. After reaching his ton and trying to hit-out, Hugh Sinclair soon bowled him for 113 after frustrating him with consecutive overs of accurate bowling. The next over saw the other member of the partnership being bowled by Justin, trying to hit over the field. The next batsman then scored a few runs before he too fell to the spin of Avendano, hauling one out to deep mid wicket to Amil Premawardhana, who took an outstanding catch, one of the best that any of us have seen, diving backward and to his right, leaving the score at 6/220.  

With two new batsmen at the crease the Gordon boys set about restricting the batsmen to as few runs as possible. This meant bowling tight and full and stopping the flow of boundaries, the stand out was Hugh Buddin's spell frustrating the batsmen allowing for the wicket to fall. Such bowling was achieved for much of the time, with Taylor Francis taking a solid outfielder's catch at deep mid-on, off Singh's bowling. Nonetheless, Northern Districts ended up with 5/279 from their 60 overs, a defendible total, but one that was gettable on such a ground.

The Gordon openers, Justin Avendano and Jordan Liddle strode onto the pitch both confident after strong scores in the last match. However, in the second over, Jordan (0) was dismissed for a duck on the ball that appeared to be going down leg. The next wicket was soon to follow, Amil (0) being caught after being fooled into thinking that a 'No Ball' had been called as a passer-by yelled out as the ball was bowled. At 2/5 the team looked to be in a bit of strife. Then James Ryan (8) was caught in the slips, leaving the score at 3/15, the opening bowler claiming three wickets in consecutive overs. At this point the Stags were hoping for a strong partnership to bring them out of the situation, and that's what both Justin and Kris Colley provided, steering the team to 3/72 after 21 overs at tea, with a combination of determination and lavish stroke play, bringing the team right back into the game.

After tea, and some more encouraging words from coach and captain, the batsman went back to the crease with renewed belief that the game was still there to be won. The pair got off to a good start before a bowling change saw Justin being caught at a catching cover for an unfortunate 49. In such a position Gordon knew that another strong partnership was needed in order to reach the total. Kris took the burden upon himself, playing some excellent cuts and drives quickly advancing to 28. Here though, a slower ball deceived him, lofting it to mid off. Darren, the batsman left at the crease looked to be in good touch before he ran himself out after a mix-up between the two batsmen for 8. The wicket left Gordon at 5/84, with Taylor Francis and Hugh Sinclair at the crease. The pair tried to play a determined innings scoring off bad balls while playing a predominately defensive innings before Francis was caught for 1.  Hugh was soon to follow with 14. The final 2 wickets came in the space of less than 10 runs, with Singh (3), Jack Emery (1) and the not out batsman being Alec Benson. The final score being a sorry 112, some 165 runs short of the opposition's 279.

After the game, the team was reminded that they were now not in the junior teams, and players had to lift themselves to the task to taking that crucial wickets or runs. Coach, Rod Hokin used the example of Mitchell Johnson's recent bowling efforts to illustrate his point adding that for the talent that the team possessed, the result was not one to simply regard as a loss, but one to use to better our individual games. All players must remember to continue training during our break, to come back after a stronger team.

Northern Districts 7/279 (Bowling: Nidhiraj Singh 2/34 (11), Justin Avendano 2/61 (12), Darren Jayasekera 1/14 (6), Hugh Sinclair 1/62 (11); Catches: James Ryan, Amil Premawardhana, Taylor Francis; Run Outs: Jordan Liddle/ Alec Benson)

Gordon 10/112 (Justin Avendano 49, Kris Colley 28, Hugh Sinclair 14, James Ryan 8.)

Have a great Christmas and New Year.

Nidhiraj Singh

Green Shield Report vs Mosman - Round 1

Green Shield Report vs Mosman - Round 1

Green Shield match report vs Mosman 21/12/08

Another year of Green Shield commenced today at the always beautiful Allan Border Oval. On a pitch that seemed fairly benign, Mosman decided to bowl after winning the toss. Captain Jordan Liddle was satisfied as similar to our Thursday trial game, a lost toss still resulted in what he initially wanted.

Justin "Fetus" Avendano in sparkling form with the bat

The Gordon boys strode to the wicket with great confidence. We knew that these two games leading up to Christmas would be essential to win if we were to consider our finals hopes. We did not disappoint as early signs looked good with Jordan spanking one through the covers, second ball of the day. Knowing it could only get better from here, Justin Avendano began to open up with an excellent array of strokes. Before long, the fifty was up and we went to drinks 0-61. A brilliant start to the match and the Green Shield season. Rod 'Rocket' Hokin was pleased with the boys efforts as we worked well to the plan that was set at the beginning of the match.

After drinks, Justin wasted no time, blasting his way to fifty, which included at huge slog sweep for six over the long on boundary. According to Justin, it was the biggest six he had hit since U10's. But the carnage did not stop there. Jordie brought up his fifty in the 29th over, and was determined to equal Justin's big hitting, with his very own 'bread and butter' leg glance for a big six.

Another leaping leftie, Hugh Budden in action against the whales

With the introduction of a new bowler, this brought about the loss our first wicket. Jordan caught and bowled for a well compiled 50. Amil 'good luck with the surname' Premawardhana came to the crease in typical style, shirt out, pads not done up properly, but nonetheless a very impressive batsman indeed. Runs became free flowing and after an edgy start Amil began to find the middle of the bat and hit some beautiful boundaries. Justin at the other end was working diligently at the crease and was determined to get to lunch unbeaten. Unfortunately, Amil was out caught behind just before lunch for 20 and the Stags went into the dressing room at 2-159 with Justin not out on 85. A very good position with wickets in hand.

At the resumption of play, James Ryan and Justin strode to the crease with only one thing in mind: let Justin get his hundred, then work from there. Regrettably, that was not to be the case. After a terrible mix up, Justin was left stranded short of his ground, run out for 92. Jimmy and Kris Colley continued ticking the run rate over with some good running between the wickets before Kris was out for 4. Hugh Sinclair joined Ryan and the two put on a handy 17 run partnership before Ryan was caught trying to recreate a sweetly timed straight hit for four the previous over. Sinclair was dismissed before the close of play with Darren Jayasekera and Taylor Francis bringing the end of innings total to a healthy 233 off 60 overs.

Skipper Jordan Liddle shows his classic style during his 50

With Tea looming, we were required to bowl 27 overs before the break. Bowlers were asked to bowl full and straight and try and get as many overs in as possible for as little runs. The Stags struck early with a wicket keeper's run out from Jimmy Ryan and immediately the boys began to lift in the field. Credit is due to our fielding unit as there was another 30 or 40 runs which we were able to save due to exceptional fielding efforts from the boys. As one wicket falls, another is not far behind with big Hugh Sinclair dismissing the dangerous number three batsman, who was also a good school chum of Hugh. No doubt words were said, but there was still a job at hand. Mosman went to Tea at 2-42 off 26 overs and were looking somewhat uncomfortable.

Gordon resumed play refreshed and restored and this payed off with 'Big Al' Benson striking in his first over with a stumping to Jimmy Ryan. Wickets soon tumbled like a house of cards, but the elusive wicket of the remaining opener was hard to come by. As was quoted in the field: 'he's like a cat, got nine lives'. Shortly after Big Al's second wicket, a ball skied high to the safe hands of Justin Avendano; Jordan Liddle struck with the valuable wicket of the opening batsman for 56. However his cameo with the ball was short lived with Justin being brought back into the attack and immediately followed suit with a dismissal in the first over of his spell with a ripping catch from Nidhi 'Testy Pop' Singh which reminded me of a catch Younus Khan took in a Ford Ranger game a week earlier.

A top win to the Greenies boys as they celebrate in style

Hugh Budden and Justin wrapped up the tail with relative ease and the Whales were dismissed for 111 off 47 overs, an excellent start to the season which now puts us at the top of the table after Round 1.

Gordon 5-233 (Justin Avendano 88, Jordan Liddle 50, James Ryan 34, Amil Premawardhana 20, Hugh Sinclair 13, Taylor Francis 12*) defeated Mosman 112 (Justin Avendano 2-5, Hugh Budden 2-12, Alec Benson 2-16, Hugh Sinclair 1-7, Jordan Liddle 1-8).  

Go Gordon!

Jimmy Ryan

     

Jimmy Ryan smashes one through mid-on        Justin Avendano in full flight, this time with ball

 

Match Reports 07/08

Match Reports 07/08

2007/08 was a very successful season for the Gordon club. The first grade side made it through to the grand final and the club again ranked highly in the Club Championship. After narrowly missing out on the Spirit of Cricket award the past two seasons, 2007/08 saw the Gordon District Cricket Club secure the coverted award for the manner in which the club went about its cricket on and off the field.

The match reports for each grade can be found below.

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 07/08

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 07/08

The A.W. Green Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 16 years of age. The Green Shield matches are played either on Sunday€s or on week days during the school holidays.

The competition includes semi finals and a final.

For the match schedule go to: Green Shield Fixtures. 

A. W. Green Shield match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

Green Shield Match Report vs Sydney University

Green Shield Match Report vs Sydney University

Green Shield Match Report vs Sydney University

And so we come to the end of season 2007/08. It has been a very exciting & eventful period for Gordon Green Shield & to finish off with a win against Sydney University was the perfect way to go. For many of the boys, this is their last year & I'm sure that all of them were looking to make the most of their last opportunity.

(Tom Lamont interrupts someones study afternoon in the units nearby)

Coming into the game, Rocket told us to make this our best effort yet, & the team certainly did that. Henry won the toss & elected to bat on a bouncy wicket at Sydney Uni. Jimmy Ryan & Alex Shaw opened the batting & for the first few overs, conditions were tough, with Jimmy edging one to the keeper for 8.

Tom Lamont came to the crease at 1 for 18 on the back of some fine form & both he & Alex took it to the bowling attack, with Tom racing to 50. Alex kept on working & managed to produce a very elegant 50. At the luncheon interval, Tom was on 97 & eager to make his first Green Shield hundred & was quick to score it, punching three quick singles into the off side.

Alex was unfortunately dismissed for 61 shortly after, but Chad Soper kept the momentum rolling as he & Tom put on 100 runs. Tom kept on going as he dispatched anything length straight over the bowler's head & anything short over mid wicket for six to make his way to 150. Chad was caught out on the boundary trying to clear the fence for 32 & yet again, when we lost a wicket, the next man in, Henry Carmichael, supported brilliantly by running well & rotating the strike.

(Alex Shaw plays a straight drive during his 61)

Tom just would not stop, blasting everything to the boundary & with some combined support from the PG's, he needed 12 runs off three balls for the double ton. 189 to 191 to 195. Last ball of the over & a length ball on leg stump, Tom cleared the left leg Jacob Oram style & hoofed it over mid on for a big six. 195 to 201.

After 60 overs, we finished up with 3 for 353 & needless to say Rocket was pleased with that performance saying that we accomplished our goal with the bat, but could we match it with the ball?

After a fairly lethargic start, Tom Ledgerwood struck with an lbw in his first over to reduce Uni to 1 for 32. Tom took his second wicket shortly after with a catch to Declan Jakrot to put Uni on the back foot.

Henry Carmichael took another wicket including a run out & Uni were struggling as we went into the tea break. After tea, we capitalised on some misjudgement by the batsmen as we took another three wickets in the space of 5 runs & Uni were 8 for 105, with Declan taking two scalps.

Having a mild scare of rain, we had to rush to get to 30 overs to make a game, but did it with ease. Justin Avendano picked up the ninth wicket, but a lightning strike suspended & eventually terminated play for the afternoon, Gordon winning by 227 runs.

Thanks must go to our coach, Rod 'Rocket' Hokin for coaching the boys, teaching them new skills & giving them great advice, Mark Carmichael for all the managerial work he has done this season, Jamie Soper & Howard Wigham for scoring, Carolina Wigham for organising afternoon tea & Michael, Andy Falk, Jim Catlin & Tony Wilson for the team selections & all the parental support.

Regards for the season, James Ryan.

  

Green Shield report vs Sutherland

Green Shield report vs Sutherland

Green Shield report vs Sutherland  

After losing three games on the trot, Gordon Green Shield were looking for redemption. With skipper Henry Carmichael winning the toss & sending Sutherland into bat, it looked like another typical Beauchamp outfield.

(Tom Lamont during his 86)

Chad struck early with an edge to Jimmy Ryan in first slip (Jimmy dropping a sitter off Henry the previous over) & a plumb lbw to put the Sharks on the ropes at 2 for 18. Tom Ledgerwood was keen to get in on the action & snared two wickets, one just before drinks due to some sharp glove work by Alex Shaw.

Dan Lake struck with an edge off his first ball to Jono Wigham, who took a ripper at around ankle height (Jono surprised at the fact that he could get that far down) & Sutherland were struggling at 6 for 62.

However a more than patient 40 run partnership saw the Sharks back in it, but a brilliant, fast inswinging yorker by Chad Soper saw the batsman's middle stump wildly ricochet out of the ground. Unfortunately for us, the tail began to wag in the last ten overs & Sutherland, after 60 overs were 9 for 173.

(Chad Soper in action against Sutherland)

After having seen the scores of the last three games, we realised that 173 is a very defendable score, but we also noticed that the outfield was significantly faster than previous games, so there would evidently be many more runs scored, & after 6 overs we were off to a flyer going at nearly four an over. Both Justin Avendano (5) & Jimmy Ryan (15) were dismissed before the tea break, but Carolina Wigham, our afternoon tea organiser, must have put something in the Gatorade (probably too much powder) because after the break, big Tom Lamont came out all guns blazing, racing to 86 off 74 balls, hitting 4 big sixes & ten fours. Mike O'Shea played a good supporting role for 14, but both were dismissed in quick succession & we were 4 for 136.

Henry Carmichael & Chad Soper began where Tom & Mike left off, putting on 18 runs after Henry was dismissed for 18, but not without leaving his mark, hitting a massive six into the hedges on the hill, which took a good ten minutes to retrieve.

(Justin Avendano bowling against Sutherland)

Chad was so full of runs he was probably about to burst. Not being able to register some big runs yet, Chad was looking for a big score. Unfortunately, he was given out lbw for 10 (the positive being that next week he'll probably score about 400 at the top of the order).

Jono Wighgam & Tom Ledgerwood strode towards the target with ease, to give Gordon our second win of the tournament. Unfortunately, we are still unable to make the quarter finals, but at least we can try & finish on a high note, with a win against Sydney University on Sunday.

James Ryan

Green Shield Report vs Hawkesbury

Green Shield Report vs Hawkesbury

Green Shield Report vs Hawkesbury  

After two consecutive losses, the Gordon Green Shield team had to win in order to keep their finals dream alive. On a typical slow Beauchamp outfield, Henry won the toss & elected to bowl. As seen before, the batting team struggled early, with Henry striking early with an lbw & Tom Ledgerwood forcing & edge to Jimmy Ryan in first slip.

(Mark Anderson during his 4 wickets)

Gordon looked to be in the driver's seat & with Mark Anderson continuing his good form with the ball snaring four quick wickets, Hawkesbury were now 6 for 33. Ledge was certainly not enjoying the fact that his schoolmate was dropping the Hawks top order like flies, but also that none of his chances were going to hand. Just short or just over. But on the contrary, some beautiful slips work by Dan Lake made it two for Tom & the Hawks were now 7 for 35.

Dan Lake finally came to the crease & quickly took two quick wickets, one with four & a half feet swinging yorker, the other with a 30 k/ph slower ball. Unfortunately for us, the last wicket managed to put on 22 runs after being bowled out for 70, with Henry picking up the last scalp with a clean bowled.

(Dan Lake in action against the Hawks)

Rocket was very pleased with our bowling performance saying undoubtedly our best effort yet. After lunch, the boys set out to lose no wickets for the runs required, but proved feeble with Jimmy Ryan bowled in an unusual fashion for 2 & Tom Lamont lbw for 2 as well. Mike O' Shea battled hard but was unfortunately dismissed by a great catch in slips for 5. Chad Soper so far was having a tough year with the bat & was looking to put on some runs for the team, although he was undone by a brilliant yorker for 0.

Henry Carmichael looked to continue the good form & put on 7 runs with Tom Ledgerwood before Tom was caught in slips for 2. Chris Hulston went first ball & Alex Shaw second ball, both lbw to put to the pressure back on us & with Darren Jayasekera going for 0, we were really struggling at 8 for 23.

A valiant effort by Henry saw us claw our way back to 43 runs but was dismissed for 16 & with Dan Lake caught & bowled for 13, it was all over. Unfortunately once again our batting let us down & will probably see us out of the race, but with our last game at home, we can look to consolidate a consolation win against Sutherland on the 10th.

(Henry Carmichael against the Hawks)

James Ryan.

Green Shield Match Report vs Wests

Green Shield Match Report vs Wests

Green Shield Match Report vs Wests

On the morning of January the 5th, the Gordon Green Shield Team were eager to consolidate a place in the top six in order to keep their finals dreams alive. However, unfortunately, we were unable to secure a victory.

(Tom Lamont in action against Wests)

Due to rain the night before, the grass was fairly long & dense so we expected a low scoring match at Beauchamp Park. After losing the toss, we were sent in to bat, ready to face the onslaught of the seaming ball. Unfortunately for the batsmen, it was d'ja vu & after losing Hulston for (0), due to some excellent glove work & Avendano (3), we were on the back foot at 2 for 6.

Lamont kept on plugging & managed to work his way to 19 while seeing the demise of two more top order batsmen. Tom was eventually caught trying to clear the infield. Henry Carmichael was looking to make amends after 'not hitting it' at Blacktown & put on some quick runs with Chad Soper before Chad was undone for 6.

Gordon was now 7 for 39 (like I said, d'ja vu), & with two apparent tail enders at the crease, Wests were getting fairly confident. But this complacency allowed both Jimmy Ryan & Henry to get settled at the crease & this allowed us capitalise with some much needed runs. With both batsmen batting for an hour an a half, they managed to put on 42 vital runs before Carmichael was bowled for 25.

(James Ryan in action at Beauchamp)

Ryan kept going & with some great support from Darren 'Dazzler' Jayasekera & Mark 'Neo' Anderson, we finished up with 89 all out with Ryan caught behind for 25.

Rocket was fairly impressed with the batting, saying that he believed it was defendable total, being that on any other ground, we would have scored 200 plus so Rocket said that '200' was defendable & that we should look to bowl them out for 50 (120).

After a hearty lunch, the boys were ready to go & once again Chad & Henry were more than pleased with the state of the wicket, with Dan Lake, our 13th man for the day having to clean the puddles of drool Chad & Henry had left in the dressing rooms.

Once again both men carved up the top order with Chad destroying one opener's middle stump & forcing a top edge from the other straight to big Tom Lamont in his first spell. Wests were now under pressure losing two quick wickets with the score at 2 for 20.

With Mark Anderson new to the crease, the batsmen were just starting to find their feet, but not really moving them, with Ando getting a clean bowled to reduce Wests to 3 for 55. At this stage, Wests probably thought they had the game in the bag, but Ando & Tom Ledgerwood had other ideas, with Ando picking up another two wickets, including his new 'friend' at the other end & Tom bowling brilliant tight & tidy lines, unfortunate not to pick up a wicket.

(Tom Ledgerwood at Beauchamp)

With Wests at 5 for 66, we now had a game on our hands, & with some great bowling from Henry Carmichael, just proving that the pitch could still move like an 80's night club. Wests were now 7 for 81. With the boys incredibly pumped up, we fought hard to defend 9 runs with three wickets still to get, but unfortunately fell short. A consolation prize for Chad was picking up a plumb lbw.

We were unable to defend our rather small total & walked away with another loss. In order to keep the finals flame burning bright; we must win every game from now on to secure a top six spot. Our next opposition is Hawkesbury at Beauchamp so it is essential we are the victors.

James Ryan.

Green Shield Match Report vs Blacktown

Green Shield Match Report vs Blacktown

Green Shield Match Report vs Blacktown

On a fairly humid Thursday morning, Gordon Green Shield travelled to Blacktown for their third round match. Currently seated at 7th on the table, we were looking to conceal a place in the top six. After successfully conquering Bankstown late December, the Green Shield players went into today's game with a degree of confidence.

(Michael O'Shea during his 55)

On a lively & hardly benign wicket at Joe McAleer oval, skipper Henry Carmichael won the toss & elected to bat. With little game time under their belts, the Greenies really had to buckle down in order to post a large total.

However the pitch was ruthless & unforgiving. With the ball swinging & seaming around all over the place, we struggled early losing Hulston for 0 (6) & Lamont 10 (15) within the first 10 overs. Gordon were on the ropes at 2 for 14, but Avendano toiled well for his 9 (37) & was undone by some good bowling.

Then came the collapse.

After 20 overs, Gordon was 7 for 36, but come to the crease, saviour Michael O'Shea. Mike truly showed us how to really step up to mark & buckle down when it's needed, scoring 55 in over 40 overs. Combined with equally important knocks from Alex Shaw 8 (29), Dan Lake 4 (23) & Mark Anderson 19 (37), we finished with 130 after 56, all out.

(Chad Soper in action against Blacktown)

After seeing what the wicket had to offer, Rocket was fairly impressed with the total, but more so with the fight back by the boys. Chad & Henry were frothing at the mouth after seeing their team mates perish to the unpredictable red & wondering what it would do for them & the endless wicket possibilities it would offer them.

They did not disappoint.

Chad struck an lbw in his second over & Henry produced a Glenn McGrath style inswinging yorker to put Blacktown on the back foot at 2 for 5 after 4 overs. However some solid batting by the opposition & a few unlucky chances here & there put them back in the game with 2 for 54 after 17 overs at the tea break.

After an inspirational chat from the coach, the boys were fired up & ready for another session. With a stroke of brilliance by Declan Jakrot quickly after the drinks break, the Stags had their third wicket.

After a skied top edge, Declan sprinted in only to his shock realisation that the ball was actually going over his head. In a desperate last attempt, he stuck his right hand out & miraculously held on to the ball, probably clueless to the fact that he actually had it. None the less he did & as Rocket predicted, it brought the fall of another wicket, due to another spectacular piece of cricket, but this time by Henry Carmichael. After a low full toss from Declan Jakrot which was flat batted in the air on the leg side, Henry very intelligently popped the ball up in the air & straight into his hands.

(Henry Carmichael about to launch against Blacktown) 

Blacktown were now 4 for 77. Unfortunately, we were unable to capitalise on some tough chances & we just let the game slip away.

Now Gordon Green Shield must look to game on the 5th & concentrate on trying to secure a place in the top six. Cricket is a tough & unpredictable game, but what we can take away from today is that anything can happen; you've got to want to win it to be in it.

James Ryan.

Green Shield Report: Gordon v Bankstown  23/12/07

Green Shield Report: Gordon v Bankstown 23/12/07

Green Shield Report: Gordon v Bankstown  23/12/07

Before this report begins a big thanks has to go out to Michael Falk, Jim Catlin, Mark Carmichael and Paul Stephenson who put the covers on Beauchamp on Saturday, minutes before the downpour, saving our match. After the game the previous week was washed out, winning against Bankstown was crucial to keeping alive our goal of being premiers.

(Celebration after the final catch by Henry)

The match started well with our skipper, Henry Carmichael, losing the toss and Bankstown asking us to bat, a choice welcomed by the team. Our openers Chris Hulston (11) and James Ryan (19) survived the early pace onslaught and unfortunately both departed leaving the team at 2-48

Scoring was difficult in the long and moist grass but positive batting kept the runs flowing. A solid 29 by Tom Ledgerwood and 34 by Jono Wigham steadied us in the middle order and allowed the captain to come in and blast 34 runs which featured two stunning sixes (and no fours!). 

The standout of our batting, however, was Tom Lamont who smashed 46 off 38 balls. His innings which included three 4's and two 6's left Bankstown wilting in the scorching midday sun and unable to mount any counter to his powerful hitting.

(Tom Lamont hits one of his sixes during his 46)

Strong support from Michael and Dan in the lower order featured some great running between the wickets which complimented the brute hitting at the other end. All in all, our batting performance was pretty good in the conditions and we believed 9/196 would be hard to chase in the thick grass.

Bankstown is traditionally a powerful team so we knew our bowling and fielding had to be on song for us to win. Chad Soper lead from the front with spells of blistering fast bowling which earned him figures of 2-18 off 10 (3 maidens).

Our bowling however was a real team effort with Henry Carmichael 1 ' 21 off 10 overs (4 maidens) and Dan Lake (0 ' 31 off 12) both bowling very tight spells and maintaining the pressure. Tom Ledgerwod (1 ' 43) bowled double the amount of overs he was allowed by his doctor in his inspiring 10 over stint.

Although our bowling was spot on, Bankstown were batting well and it took a triple wicket maiden by our leggie Declan Jakrot 3 ' 23 from 9 with 1 maiden, to turn the match back in our favour. His over featured the wickets of Bankstown's two form batsmen, one of whom was removed by a Chad Soper classic diving effort. At tea Bankstown were 4 ' 82 off 28 overs.

(Declan Jakrot during his important spell)  

After tea Bankstown began to gain some momentum again. Their 63 run fourth wicket partnership was beginning to lower our morale but encouraging talk from the team and tight bowling kept Bankstown within reach.

The game changed again when Chad snared two batsmen with toe-crushing yorkers. Henry cashed in and removed another to leave Bankstown at 7-153 with six overs to play. More tight bowling kept the runs in check, but Bankstown were starting to accelerate. Two run-outs ( a direct hit by Henry and a relay by Justin to Tom) slowed them down, but at the start of the last over Bankstown needed two to win and only had one wicket to spare.

 The ball was tossed to our youngest player, Darren Jayasekera who is nearing his eighth birthday in February (just joking!). With the weight of the team giving him arthritis, Darren ran in, bowled and yelled 'catch' with everyone else, as our captain held onto the ball at cover. And that was it. Our defense of 9/196 ended in 59.1 overs with Bankstown all out 195. What a game!

(A great stumping by James Ryan off Tom Ledgerwood)

Special mention needs to go to James Ryan, our keeper, who spent more time keeping at the stumps than he did standing back. Jimmy took two amazing stumpings including a tremendous piece of glovework off our first-change bowler. Also our '13th' man for the day Alex Shaw, kept our energy levels up with the drinks and his constant encouragement.

Thanks a lot to the supporters who came to watch. Your cheering really lifts the atmosphere and makes playing a lot more enjoyable.

The win places us in seventh position, a spot which reflects our performances this season. Rocket mentioned a need for improvement in the field which would complete our side and leave us in better position to attack the finals.

Michael O'Shea

(Some additional shots from left to right, James Ryan departs minus middle stump, Henry Carmichael, Chad Soper and Tom Ledgerwood)

        

(Photos courtesy Tony Wilson and the webmaster)   

Green Shield Report vs St George - Round 1

Green Shield Report vs St George - Round 1

Green Shield Report vs St. George  

The mighty Gordon Green shield boys travelled out to the marvellous Hurstville oval to face their first round opponents, St George. After our trial match dilemma the boys were determined to make amends. Dan Lake was certainly chirpy in the morning due to the fact that he had made his first grade debut (fielding only) the day before when Craig Simmons sustained an injury while bowling.

(Henry Carmichael in action last year)

We were doing our normal warm up routine, high catches, stump hitting, then the batsmen batted and the bowlers bowled, however after this rocket had a surprise for us. He called us over and told us about 'the snake'. He said that we need to be careful when the ball was coming along the ground as it may zig zag like a snake along the ground. The boys expected this to me a minor thing however we were fascinated when the ball quite literally zig zagged the whole way to us. When we made a fielding error we claimed that we had been bitten by the snake.

Henry 'skip' Carmichael did the toss and we found out we were bowling. We knew that it would be tough seeing as the day before first grade waited 40 over's before a wicket came however we were up for the challenge and took the field with gusto.

(Chad Soper in action for 4th grade this year)

Chad and Henry opened up the bowling and bowled quite well on a very flat deck. The bowlers did very well and tied down the batsmen at one end only letting him score 9 off 48 balls causing him to play a false shot and soon Dan had one scalp and St George were 1-54. The bowlers kept toiling away bowling very well and restricting the run rate to 3.5 runs per over. Dan Lake bowled exceptionally with great lines and great atactics.

Enter Justin Avendano into the attack and with immediate success. A top spinner collecting middle stump and soon St George were 2-93 at drinks. After drinks the bowlers kept toiling away with Henry coming back for a brilliant second spell collecting the two prised wickets with a superb caught and bowled and a brilliant in-swinging yorker on middle stump. Mark 'nando' Anderson came into the attack and bowled some great lines and lengths. This caused a big shot into the deep where Michael was patrolling. It looked like a certain, one bounce 4 however not in mickies mind it wasn't. He ran across the boundary leapt into the air and took a wonderful boundary catch to remove the man on 54. Brilliant pressure bowling causing a wicket.

The St George boys then went back on the attack starting to hit balls to all corners of the ground and started to get the run rate back up however the Gordon bowlers took up the challenge and kept working hard for their team mates. Unfortunately it started to drizzle and gradually got harder. The umpire called on the covers and getting back on was looking ominous.

(Justin in action for Gordon)

The rain gradually stopped and the umpires told us 5 minutes until the re-commencement of play. We all got ready and as soon as we stepped foot outside the dressing rooms the rain came down again and unfortunately it did not stop causing the umpires to abandon the game.

A lot of positives came out of  the game. Our fielding efforts were very good and I think the bowlers were exceptional on a flat track to restrict them to 213 after 54 overs.

Jono 'chief' Wigham

 

Fifth Grade Match Reports 07/08

Fifth Grade Match Reports 07/08

The Fifth Grade team plays for the Dave Sherwood Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fifth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fifth Grade match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

5th Grade fail to capitalise on a good start

With the 5th Grade skipper gaining a promotion and Colts being captained by the 'Cosmos' Weaver, Millar found himself in charge of a strong side for the round against Blacktown. What's more, the unhealthy fascination that this grade had with various cars was transferred back to where it all began (4th Grade). (Note: The big red car that 'Sticks' Kenner referred to was not the same red Ferrari that purred its way through the 2004/05 season under the careful guidance of Reynolds and Stobo.) Millar continued to be undefeated at losing the toss and the Stags were sent in on a deck that has fooled many an opposition captain into spending 80 fruitless overs in the field.

"Johnny" Mayur puts the Stags in a good position

You would have thought that with all the time Kenner and Sajdeh had spent at the crease together that their running between wickets would have improved ' but it hasn't. Therefore, it was a breath of fresh air to see 'John' Mayur Kulkarni stride out to the centre strip to guide Sunny between the creases. It had immediate effects. With the captain's words (hopefully) ringing in their ears that the runs come after the tea break if we have plenty of wickets in hand, the opening pair put on 85 without loss before the inevitable run out saw Johnny Mayur back in the pavilion just shy of a half-century.

Unfortunately, after being in such a strong position, Sajdeh, Martin and McKeith all followed within the space of a few overs and just 4 runs. Suddenly, at 4/89 we were not looking so good and the opportunity to capitalise after lunch was looking significantly reduced. Nevertheless, as Avendano sat in the pavilion regaling anyone who cared about his scar and why it means he can't run, Wigham and Selby Jnr. (Matt) set about getting the [Jazz] team back on track.

Although Jono 'Chief' Wigham looked out of sorts, he showed a level of maturity expected of some of the older members of the club as he stuck it out and was determined not to give his wicket away cheaply. Whilst in the end he added only 26, his efforts out in the middle did not go unnoticed by those watching from the comfort of the Beauchamp grandstand. In fact, a significant improvement in his athleticism in the field has resulted in many a run saved and run outs affected in the gully region.

Anyhow, that is enough praise for one of the younger members of the side ' back to the game at hand. Selby made a traditionally entertaining 20-odd before his departure saw Cam Brown join Wigham for the briefest of moments. His dismissal brought Avendano to the crease and some onlookers would swear that he didn't look as small standing next to Wigham as he did at the start of the season. These extra inches didn't, however, help his running between the wickets and he failed to respond to a call from Wigham, ending up with them both at the one end and Wigham soon on his way.

To have your two top scorers dismissed unnecessarily by the simplest of run outs was disappointing and meant that the team failed to accelerate during the afternoon.

Avendano, whose cricketing strength currently comes from his good technique and lovely placement of the ball ' but not from his ability to play big boundary clearing swipes, found himself incurring the wroth of the captain after trying to find the long-on fence but succeeding only in skying the ball back into the waiting hands of the bowler.

Falk and Lake soon followed, leaving the skipper stranded at the other end after a careful 20-odd. Extras had kept us in the game and we had amassed 188 by the time Lake edged a ball through to the keeper. As everyone knows, it is worth more than 188 at most other grounds but it is worth nothing if we can't dismiss Blacktown for less than it.

Dave Millar

Gordon 188 (Kulkarni 44, Wigham 26, Selby 24), Blacktown (0/4)

5th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

5th Grade Jazz in good position against Mosman

Saturday saw the long awaited return of the Jazz. After almost a month of sitting in the garage gaining dust, a sunny-ish morning meant that the covers were removed and play would commence. Finding a sunny Saturday this season has been harder than finding Ed Howitt after one of his phantom departures, and hence the 5th graders were keen to make the most of it.

Once in a blue moon - Falk and Matt Selby together in Gordon colours

Winning the toss for the first time in several decades, Kenner sent the opposition in on what looked like an underdone pitch. The decision proved to be a masterstroke (objective opinion provided by the captain himself).

Gordon were able to grab the ascendency in the 5th over when Jono 'Chief' Wigham pulled off a miraculous runout in the gully. For a man who's reactions have been compared to those of Tiddles Wilson after several glasses of claret, Jono was on fire in the gully all day, pulling off one-handed stops and this important direct hit runout.

The Chief's runout set the ball rolling for the Stags with Matt Selby picking up 3 more wickets before the drinks break. 'Mad man' Selby bowled a firey spell, with occasional verbal niggle and was aptly supported by 'Duck' Turner who bowled impeccable lines out side the off stump. 'Duck' also worked hard all day in the field, sliding and hitting the stumps from the boundary with ease, reminiscent of a young Brett Lee.

After drinks, 'My Humps' Millar made a long awaited return to the bowling crease (after his 1 month drug fuelled hiatus in South America). Millar was quick to establish his dominance and claimed two quick wickets to put Mosman at 6-48. The second of these wickets saw Matt Selby take a great catch at first slip. Normally the catch would have been regulation, but little Justin Avendano couldn't help himself and did his best Cirque De' Sole impersonation as he dived in front of Matt. Luckily the foetus was no where near actually catching the ball and Matt kept his head.   

 Biraj bowled a controlled spell at the other end and picked up a well deserved wicket when the foetus finally held on to one at second slip. He may tell you it was the best catch of the season and he should be opening the batting - but don't believe him.

When Cam 'the new Gilly' Brown snared a good low catch off the bowling of 'Bing' Turner, Mosman were reeling at 8-63. Unfortunately, as the trend has been all season, the Jazz let in a 50-run lower order partnership and Mosman recovered to be bowled out for 123. Dave Millar finished with figures of 4-22.

13 overs remained in the day and the makeshift opening combination of captain Kenner and musician-come-cricketer 'John' Mayur Kulkarni were left with the task of getting the Stags to stumps. This job was done with aplomb (another objective opinion by the captain and opening batsman). The Jazz cruised into the garage at a cheeky 0-56.

There were no photos of Kenner bowling - perhaps Tiddles will need to get down to Balmoral next weekend!

No doubt the boys will be pushing for a much need outright victory next week, but with 11 batsmen in the team there could be some interesting bowling decisions made. This scribe reckons that Kenner (MUBIC ' most underrated bowler in club) should stay warm. I know Tiddles agrees. **

Until next week, you stay classy Kevin Rudd.

Sticks

** Ed's note: This is probably the most appropriate time to look back on the distinguished career of Kenner's bowling. This editor can (thankfully) only remember one time where Kenner was given the leather to bowl. It was in a trial game three seasons ago that he picked up a wicket with the first ball of the game. A hooping, looping, drifting, floating fast bowler's delivery that, from this editor's point of view, (being the umpire at the bowler's end) was never in doubt of collecting most of the stumps on its way through. Perhaps it was the skill of the bowler, or the lack of skill of the batsman. For it was, of course, none other than Medcalf's whipping boy from the 3rd Grade Whales outfit, Alistair Fitzpatrick.

5th Grade Report vs Western Suburbs - Round 10

5th Grade Report vs Western Suburbs - Round 10

Fifth grade report vs Wests  

DAY 1

Beauchamp Oval was the amphitheatre for 5th grade's first game back after the Christmas/New Years break. The 5th grade outfit was a diverse bunch with half the Gordon green shield team joining experienced heads such as the brothers Selby to take on the lads from the Western suburbs of Sydney.

(It was a long drive for Manuel Avendano)

Two wash outs before Christmas meant that the Jazz had slipped down into 12th place on the 5th grade ladder, with more draws to their name than wins. This frustration was to continue.

The Beauchamp wicket was a new one and looked patchy at best. The Green shield players explained to the captain (recently returned from a business trip to Thailand) that no big runs had been scored at Beauchamp over the last month due to the two paced deck and the slow outfield. Due to these factors the captain who won the toss would have little hesitation in sending the opposition in and that is exactly what the Wests captain did. Gordon to bat.

From the first over it was obvious that this was the correct decision as balls were rearing up off a decent length and also occasionally keeping low. James Martin was desperately unlucky as he played back to a ball which rolled after pitching. Kenner (number 3) then played forward to a length delivery which spat off the pitch and caught the bat handle, lobbing to the keeper for a straight forward catch.

(Sunny Sajdeh in action at Beauchamp)

At 2-13 Gordon knew that they had to consolidate the innings before all was lost. Some well measured and mature batting from Sajdeh and H. Selby saw Gordon progress without losing a wicket for an hour and a half. This partnership was crucial in setting up Gordon's innings and laying the foundation for the middle to lower order.

Unfortunately, Sunny played across the spinner after all the hard work had been done and he was dismissed for 24. This brought Alex Brown (the waiter) to the crease. Another sensible partnership ensued, as the two Stags fought hard against some extremely disciplined Wests bowling. With Kenner doing the running for 'old man' Selby, who had 'claimed' to have bruised his ankle, the Gordon trio pushed the score well over 100, with Selby bringing up a gritty 50.

In some discomfort, Selbs attempted to dispatch the opening bowler to cow corner and beyond, but unfortunately the ball failed to bounce (again) and Hugh was bowled for 60. Brownie followed soon after, holing out to mid-off for a well-composed 40. Gordon 5-143.

The match was now in the balance. If Gordon's long lower order fired a score of 250 could be on the cards but alternatively, if West's could roll through the lower order then they could restrict Gordon to under 200.

The former was to be realised, as 'the forgotten Selby' (Matt) and Gordon Green Shied skipper, Henry 'fat' Carmichael (this nickname was given to me by a cheeky young leg spinner) combined together to rapidly lift the scoring rate. The highlight of the day was undoubtedly Matty getting off the mark with a lofted straight drive over the bowlers head. Matty claims he was playing in the V early!

Matty was to fall for a quick fire 23, and the foetus (Justin Avendano), after playing 4 consecutive hours of Ricky Ponting's Cricket on his DS, fell first ball, caught behind. Everyone in the team felt sympathy for Mr. Avendano who had travelled all the way down from the Central Coast with Justin to watch him face a solitary delivery. Cricket is a great game sometimes!

(Justin caught behind)

Another Green Shield star, James 'Irish Breakfast' Ryan, joined Henry at the crease and the pair continued to punish the tiring Western Suburbs attack. Henry was finally dismissed 4 runs short of his fifty. A great cameo from a promising all rounder.

JR was left to bat with the 5th grade tail (sorry Dan and Duck). Duck Turner played a majestic leg side flick to pick up a sneaky double, before being clean bowled the next delivery. Duck still insists he should be batting 6. Dan was more fortunate, finishing unbeaten on 1 (a century gone begging). At the other end, JR was 29 not out, Gordon finishing the day at 9-254. A very competitive total when you take the extremely slow outfield into account.

DAY 2

Another beautiful Sydney morning greeted the players on day 2 with rain continuing to fall at a steady rate. With the forecast predicting more showers in the afternoon, it was obvious to both skippers, after inspecting the outfield and square, that there was absolutely no chance of any play. Hence the game was declared a draw. This was both teams fourth washout of the season, the continuation of a very frustrating summer.

Reminds me of that song...'we don't like cricket...' I can't remember how the rest of it goes.

Until next week, you stay wet Sydney.

Sticks

5th Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

5th Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

5th Grade Match Report vs St.George 

Rain, rain go away come again another day!  After rain had affected the previous four matches including no play at all in the last round, the Jazz were keen for two full days of cricket. 

(Weaves in action)

Day 1 arrived and the Jazz were greeted by a lush outfield and dry wicket at Cahill Park.  The new look Jazz were finally in business and after winning the toss, batted on what looked like a reasonable deck. 

Weaver and Martin opened up, and after Weaver thumped the third ball of the innings for four, things looked promising for the Stags.  Some good line and length bowling ensued (from an attack that dismissed Bankstown for 57 the week before), which saw Weaves and Marto consolidate with some sound defense.  Unfortunately, Weaves (24) was dismissed on the last ball before drinks, after a steady opening stand of 39.  Martin and Avendano fell after the break, which saw Alex Brown and Selby at the crease.  Brown looked comfortable and tucked into a couple of pies, before being deceived by a fully and was stumped down the legside.  Cam Brown entered the fray and began to build a partnership with Selby, before Cam was trapped in front for 18.  Selby was dismissed soon after and with the score at 6/118 off 59 overs, the Jazz seemed to be bogged.  Handy contributions from Millar (19), Weise (12) and Paul Campbell (30*) saw the Jazz reach 9/181 at the end of the day.  However, was 181 going to be enough, given the slow outfield and movement in the deck?    

Day 2 arrived, and as is becoming the norm with 5s this season, the Jazz were greeted by a wet pitch and delayed start.  After an hour delay, some liberal use of sawdust and a leaf blower, Sam Ranney and Paul Campbell were at the crease.  Twelve runs later and the Jazz were all out for 193, with 71 overs to clean up the Saints. 

The strategy was simple - bowl full, bowl straight, string together maidens and we'll take wickets.  And so big bustling Pat Effeney opened up with 'Mr Organising' Dave Millar.  Pat soon cleaned up the St.George captain, before Dave found the edge of the other opener in the following over.  Dan Lake then showed his fielding prowess with a direct hit in the last over before tea, to leave the Saints reeling at 3-22 off 15. 

(Dave Millar in action)

After the tea interval, Dan Lake replaced Pat and Justin 'I won't bowl without my mid-wicket behind square' Avendano replaced the miserly Millar (1 for 9 off 13 including 8 maidens).  Both Greenies players bowled very well, with Dan grabbing 2 wickets and Justin 1, to have the Saints in all sorts at 6-49, before the rain came.  Play resumed with ten overs lost, a dry pitch and wet ball, before rain again forced the players off the ground.  Play did resume briefly but the momentum was lost and some solid batting from the St.George bats saw the game pettier out to a disappointing draw, when time ran out. 

A committed effort by the Stags, only to be denied by the inclement weather.  So with the hope that a dry spell is around the corner (something that Sammy and Weaves are a kin to off the pitch), the Jazz are ready for the return of their inspirational leader Sticks Kenner in the New Year. 

5th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 6

5th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 6

Fifth Grade Report vs Campbelltown Camden  

Due to the monsoonal weather of late in Sydney, round 6 of the Sydney grade comp was to be a one-day fixture. The 5th graders were in desperate need of a victory after being washed out in the last round, only 50 runs short of victory. With English import extraordinaire Guy 'Graham' Hicks and young-gun Dan Lake 'Placid' joining the 5th graders, the team was looking solid on paper. But could the big names put the performances on the board?

(Patrick Effeney in action)

Another toss was lost, and the Ghosts elected to bat. A wise decision on what looked to be a fairly good batting deck.

Patrick E-Rattic (Effeney) and Dan Lake took the new ball, much to the disgust of captain 'e-lect' Dave Millar. Effeney delivered his usual mixed-bag, either bowling unplayable deliveries or mammoth wides. His bowling was as patchy as his facial hair. Although Lake picked up a wicket in his first over, the numerous wides meant that the Ghosts got off to a flier.

It was up to the experienced (and rather large) head of Millar to steady the ship. A crucial spell was forthcoming, Millar taking 2-26 off 7 overs to put the game back in the Staggies favour. At the other end Shenal was toiling hard and picked up his first, a miraculous catch taken by Hicks. The catch was made more miraculous due to the fact it was actually taken behind Avendano at second slip, who green-lighted the catch and the fact that Guy is English.

(Dave Millar in action) 

Effeney then made up for his erractic bowling by running out the Camden captain with a direct hit from mid-off. The wickets kept falling with Shenal picking up another 2, including one caught and bowled where Shenal had to run past our keeper Hugh Selby to take a sliding catch. 7-102.

Unlike in previous games the Jazz were able to finish the opposition batting off, cleaning up the Camden tail for a total of 131. Dan Lake pulled off a run-out and picked up his second wicket, in what was an impressive 5th grade debut.

Gordon had to negotiate an awkward half and hour before lunch. 131 would not be as easy as it appeared with the Beauchamp out-field being slower than Tiddles' speech at the Greengate on Saturday night. Hence it was imperative that Gordon didn't lose any wickets before lunch.

Unfortunately Sunny was dismissed in the third over and it was up to Jimmy Martin and Kenner to take the Stags to lunch at 1/31 (8).

Lunch was provided by Mr. Avendano who cleaned out the local chicken shop. Mr. Avendano is akin to a god, and is well respected within the 5th grade team. He is one of the nicest blokes you would ever want to meet...which makes you wonder what happened to his son, Justin (just kidding'but not really).

(Justin liked his dad's lunch)

Anyway, enough of the semantics. Martin and Kenner resumed after the break and forged a solid partnership, one which was void of boundaries. With the outfield slowing with each ball, all runs scored were just that, run.

With the score at 70, it was decided to push for the bonus point and this saw the end of Marto who was stumped for 22, dancing down the wicket.

'Graham' Hicks joined Kenner and got straight amongst the bowling. A quick partnership of 50 ensued before Kenner was trapped LBW for 52 (all run). Needless to say Kenner needs to hit the gym or the needles. Maybe he will talk to Andrew Lappan during the week.

Hicksie was quick to finish the job, punishing some shot pitched bowling to get the Jazz home in the 37th over, securing a much needed bonus point.

It was good to sing the song again, after a long month of rain and disappointment. Congrats to the whole club for a great weekend of cricket! Lets have another big weekend against the Tri-Colours!

Until next week, you stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks  

5th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 5

5th Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 5

5th Grade well placed against UNSW

After heavy rain during the later half of the working week, and the news that both 2's and 4's had been called off, it was an anxious drive out to David Phillips South on Saturday morning. On first look the ground appeared in top shape, but after closer inspection of the pitch it was decided that play would be delayed at least an hour.

Higgins races after the ball to effect the run-out

This year's 5th grade team has resembled an England touring team, and Saturday was no exception. The Jazz welcomed newcomer, Pat Effeney (aka. Craig Knight) to the ranks, as well as a host of returning 4th graders. Adding to this, club stalwart, Ian Higgins was returning to where it all began, representing 5th grade for the first time in several years.

After some tireless work from the groundsman, who had to prepare both 3rd and 5th grade wickets, the game finally got underway at 2pm.

Gordon won the toss and had no hesitation in sending Uni in (thanks to expert opinion from Tiddles Wilson) on a deck which was hiding plenty of moisture under the surface.

With only two quicks in the starting team, the Jazz had to strike early (both quicks were restricted to 8 over spells). Fortunately the deck was providing plenty of assistance and James JC 'Hernandez' Campbell claimed his mandatory wicket in the first over. JC had a second in his next over, clean bowling the number 3 bat.

With UNSW 2 for not many, and every Gordon fielder in a catching position, Uni were on the ropes. The last thing they needed was a run out. As the Uni bat tickled one round the corner, the batsmen set off for what seemed to be an easy single. Missy Higgins had other ideas. Scampering after the ball, like a greyhound pursuing a rabbit, Missy claimed the ball, pivoted to his left and threw down the stumps. Not only was it a great run out but it was also the first time Missy had ever turned left.

Pat E-Fanny (Effeney) was the next to step-up. In one of the most interesting spells of bowling this scribe has ever witnessed, Pat managed to take 4 poles in his 8 overs. His spell was erratic but lethal. His unpredictability seemed to undo the batsmen.

4-for for the newcomer, Pat Effeney

The highlight of Pat's spell had to be a miraculous catch taken by Sam Ranney (fielding at second slip, due to an ankle injury and a mild hangover). Pat bowled a full and wide delivery which the batsman slashed at. The ball flew low to the ground to Sam's left. Ranney, displaying the lighting reflexes which have served him so well on the streets of Chatswood, stuck out his left hand and snared the catch an inch off the ground. A look of surprise and disbelief overcome the Gordon players, as Sam opened his eyes and realised he still had the ball.

So after the 16 overs from Gordon's two opening bowlers, Uni were 7 wickets down. Not a bad start, but it would be up to Huge Selby and the spinners to finish them off. Hugh claimed the eighth wicket, caught and bowled, soon after drinks, and the end seemed inevitable.

Unfortunately Ranney was badly affected by his ankle and couldn't get through the crease. This left Selbs and the embryo, Justin, to take up the attack until the underage quicks were allowed to bowl again. Both bowled well without claiming any wickets and a 50 run partnership was achieved. Surely the 5th graders weren't going to let another team off the hook?

Two very sharp run-outs from James 'Marto' Martin ensured this was not to be the case, ending the Uni innings on 102.

With an hour to bat, Gordon was keen to knock off as many runs as possible. Unfortunately both openers were dismissed in unlucky circumstances. Marto copped an LBW decision and Sunny was claimed by a 'Ranney-like' catch at second slip. The opener position seems to be cursed in 5th grade this season (just ask Weaves).

This left the prodigal son, Ian Higgins, and Sticks Kenner to bat out the day, Gordon finishing at 2-46.

With Higgos heading off to his wedding early on day 2, there could be some interesting batting next week. A possible outright on the cards'

Until next week, you stay classy Chatswood.

Day 2 - Washed Out

Sticks Kenner

5th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

5th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

The Jazz lets NDs get away  

The Fifth graders were faced by the Milo Have-a-Go junior cricketers dispersed all over Beauchamp Oval on Saturday morning. 160 Justin Avendano's running wild proved to be a tough challenge for the Staggies players in setting up the ground. After evading several potential law suits, the sightscreens were hoisted and the covers were packed away.

A solid spell by Shenal put the Jazz in a good position early

Two new players were in the line up for the NDs game. Simon Massey had received a call up after his strong performances for Colts and the not-so-new Dan Richtor was taking a short break from his DJ career to make a cameo appearance for the Jazz.

The NDs captain and the honourable mayor of Hornsby won the toss and elected to bat on what appeared to be a typically flat and hard Beauchamp wicket. After clearing the Avendano clones off the field and locating the real Avendano (not an easy task), the game was ready to commence.

Gordon knew that early wickets would be the key on a wicket which would get easier to bat on as the day went on. James Campbell, representing his home nation of Costa Rica, did not let the skipper down picking up a wicket in the first over ' Alex 'Junior' Campbell taking a well judged catch at fine leg. Cambo saluted again soon after, when he claimed his second wicket, Selby doing the honours behind the stumps.

AC 'Cola' (resident springbok Alex Campbell) was having less fun at the other end and was replaced by Shenal Siriwardhane. Fuelled by fierce grape Gatorade and the support of his thousands of lady fans, Shenal (Denver DeCruz) bowled a tight spell, picking up the crucial wicket of the mayor, and finishing with figures of 1-10 off his 6 overs.

Some big hitting at the end by Millar wasn't enought to get them home

Sam Ranney was then introduced into the attack with immediate success. The street wise off-spinner from the block picked up an opportunist wicket in his first over, a brilliant catch taken by 'AC Cola' at backward square. Ranney's second over was a dream, picking up two wickets in three balls to have the Rangers reeling at 6-71.

The Jazz had been in this same scenario before this season and taken the foot of the accelerator, so the lads were pretty keen to keep the pressure on. With Tom Burnett still at the crease, the skipper was wary of a partnership forming and AC was brought back into the attack. Both 'cola' and Ranney kept the runs down but were unable to find the breakthrough.

It was during this period that the embryo came into significant misfortune. After a sterling performance on 10's new TV show, 'Are You Smarter than a 5th grader?,' Avendano was brimming with confidence in the field. This confidence was soon to be delivered a telling blow as the 'Son of Mac' got a tough bounce whilst fielding at mid-off and was struck on the middle stump. Not wearing his signature 'double-box' in the field, the embryo was clearly shaken and in a great deal of pain. Amongst the laughter from his team mates, cries could be heard from Ranney (bowler), 'get up', and from the NDs change rooms, 'run 3'. The game was stopped for a good five minutes while Avendano regained consciousness.

This may have been the turning point in the innings. Although 'Lance Armstrong' did recover to bowl a tight spell of leg spin and Ranney finished with figures of 3-38 (10), Burnett was still in and ready to explode. And that he did.

After 41 overs NDs were 6-138. Nine overs later NDs innings closed at 8-244, Burnett unbeaten on 115. Gordon had let NDs back into the game and given themselves a tough chase on a slow outfield.

The chase started in terrible fashion, with Weaves trapped LBW for 6, Kenner run out returning for a second for 9 and Dan Richtor adjudged LBW for 2. Gordon 3-27.

Whilst Dan was comforted in the stands, 'Huge' Hugh Selby and 'fierce grape' Siriwardhane set about resurrecting the innings. Some lusty blows from the left hander over backward square saw him race to 26 before he came undone by the 13 year old ND's leg spinner. Selby was looking the goods at the other end, after his mid-week bowling machine session with Weaves. Together with Massey he pushed the score past the 100 mark.

Just when a match winning partnership seemed imminent, there was a horrific mix up and Massey was on his way for 16. Selby followed directly after reaching his half century and the Stags were again looking as depleted as John Howard in the election polls.

Jimmy Campbell strokes one through the off-side

It seemed only 'man-mountain' Dave Millar could save the Jazz from here, and, together with some handy partnerships with the embryo and the brother's Campbell, he got to within 40 runs of victory with 1 wicket remaining.

Some inspired hitting from Millar saw him reach 57*, before Ranney was run-out attempting to roll the mid-off fieldsman, leaving Gordon 25 runs short of the mark.

Until next week, you stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks

Mike Weaver quote of the week: 'profuse sweating is an indicator of extreme fitness'; Weaves delivered this gem after appearing at the team huddle in the first over of the day covered in sweat.

5th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 2)

5th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 2)

AC, JC star with the ball to secure a win

Thanks to the timely placement of covers on Thursday night, a flat, hard track greeted that Jazz for Day 2 of their encounter with North Sydney.  With the overnight score poised at 8/291, the Campbell brothers deviously foxed with their pads on during the warm-up, leaving the Bears none the wiser to their immediate future.  Eventually the umpires turned up, the ground was declared suitable for play and the Gordon innings was closed at 291.

James Campbell on his way to 5 for the day

In the meantime, the Campbell brothers had swapped bat for ball and were limbering up in the dressing room.  After featuring prominently in the Academy game the day before, Alex 'AC, Junior, Weird Al' Campbell and James 'JC, Senior' Campbell were primed for a big day.  JC took the first over and had the batsmen in all sorts with his hooping inswing.  AC opened up from the other end, and, buoyed by a meticulous spell of line and length bowling the day before, opted to start without a fine-leg.  AC then proceeded to bowl one-side of the wicket (the offside), before cleaning up one of the openers with a less-than-well judged leave.  Not to be out done, JC then had the number three playing then not playing then dabbing on, before having the number four caught in the slips in the same over.  The brothers then took another wicket each to have the bears reeling at 5 for 7.  Unfortunately AC was suffering from a back strain and needed to be replaced after four impressive overs with the figures of 2 for 12.  Dave Millar replaced AC and was unlucky not to claim a couple early.  After a great spell by JC, Sam Ranney took over and continued to apply the pressure. 

The Bears built a solid partnership for the sixth wicket, before Selby snuck an LBW. JC replaced Selby and claimed another wicket to end with the outstanding figures of 4 for 16 off 13. While at the other end Justin Avendano warmed to the task, tossing the ball up dangerously then occasionally ripping a wrong-un to completely bamboozle the batsmen.  Eventually Justin was rewarded with an LBW, and economical figures of 1 for 13.  A great diving save and return to Tim Creed behind the stumps, saw Sam Ranney affect a sharp run out.  Sam replaced Avendano and quickly claimed the final wicket.  North Sydney were all out for 130, with a minimum of 25 overs remaining in the day. 

Junior, AC, fires one down the day before in the Academy game

The Bears were sent back in and were in trouble early with JC trapping one of the openers in front.  Cam Brown then displayed some great fielding to catch one of the bats short of his ground, before Millar induced a skied pull shot which was safely held by James Martin.  As the overs remaining were dwindling and with AC unable to bowl again, the match was called to a close, with North Sydney 3 for 34 in their second dig. 

A great result for the Jazz, who dominated the entire match against a side that won outright the week before.  The lads didn't give an inch with bat or ball, playing out both days of cricket. 

Hugh Selby
5th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 1)

5th Grade in a comanding position

After stalling late in the game last week, the 5th Grade Jazz had refueled and were determined to go the distance against a North Sydney Bears outfit that collected maximum points the week before.  Gordon won the toss and elected to bat on a good track, with a simple plan in mind 'don't lose early wickets and bat out the day' ' runs will come easily after the tea break.

Jono Wigham smokes one through the covers

A steady start ensued, with Weaver and Martin displaying solid defense coupled with measured stroke play.  At 0/44 a big score looked imminent, however the umpires earned their money and the Jazz had the shakes at 4/53.  Enter Jono Wigham and Justin Avendano, who both showed confidence and maturity beyond their years. It wouldn't be fair to classify Jono as the third embryo of the Jazz but, considering he is only 15, we will do it anyway. 

The pair put on 60, before Avendano was out for a well made 24, trying to pump the young North Sydney spinner into the Beauchamp sheds (in order to affirm that Justin is the premier spinning embryo in grade cricket).  Wigham continued to punish the attack, with his colossal frame ensuring many powerfully struck boundaries along the carpet in front of the wicket.  As Tim 'dink and dabble' Creed began to build a partnership with Wigham, the southerly buster struck.  Cue the bending of the southern sightscreen, a flash of lightning with its clap of thunder 28.49712 seconds later and play was off for half an hour (damn 30-thirty rule). 

Avendano tries to match Jono's effort

As the temperature dropped so did North Sydney's heads.  Creed and Wigham added 57, before Creed was dismissed for a crafty 26.  Drinks came with Wigham and Millar at the crease. Jim 'Catts' Catlin queried Millar (0*) on where he was going to find some runs. Millar responded accordingly with a swift 68 including two 'flat' sixes (please see D.Millar for further details including ball velocity, ball elevation etc ' he is the actuary after all). 

In the meantime Jono 'a ball will never bounce above my knee roll' Wigham, had made an outstanding 99, before being unluckily caught down the legside.  Millar was dismissed on the second last ball of the day, leaving the Campbell brothers at the crease. All money was on James 'JC' Campbell to add valuable leg byes on the last ball of the day, having failed to use the willow on his last ten appearances at the crease, but it wasn't to be. At the end of the day the score was 8/291, with many of the runs coming in the last session as predicted.

Ranney spends most of his time in the change room, having batted 4 times in 2 years at the club

Hugh 'Huge' Selby

5th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

5th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

The "Jazz" stalls in 2nd

The annual long-weekend grade fixture saw the 5th Grade 'Jazz' strolling into Cabramatta Oval for a two day festival of the bat. With the main media focus being on the two big football fixtures, the build up to the 5th grade Gordon-Fairfield fixture was strangely subdued. This didn't seem to affect the players who all arrived in high spirits, looking forward to two days of action.

Sajdeh playing defensively at cricket and in the love circles

New faces in the squad included Cam Brown, Charlie 'Duck' Turner and Huge Selby (spelling mistake intentional). The boys were pumped up for this fixture as Fairfield were the team that eliminated Gordon last season.  With that in mind, the team agreed to 'do it for Tweety' and take revenge.

Fairfield won the toss and elected to field. The ultimate odd couple of Weaver and Sajdeh strode to the wicket and made a solid start for Gordon. Weaver had almost negotiated the first hour of play when he was cleaned up for 23. This brought Kenner to the wicket, who appeared to be limping worse than Molly Meldrum on a Sunday morning. Unable to take his usual quick singles, Kenner was a liability at the crease and quickly fell for 8. James 'Marto' Martin and Sunny forged a good partnership, which saw Sunny reach 49 not out. Upon reaching this milestone, Sunny attempted to lift Fairfield's off-spinner into the local Vietnamese restaurant and only succeeded in being stumped by 4-5meters. Sunny, 49 out. At tea, Gordon 3-126.

After a 9/10 tea break (rated by Shenal 'Scotty' Siriwarhane ' resident tea critic) and some fine custard pasties (BOT), Gordon went back to work. Selby fell almost immediately to the only ball, all day, which turned and bounced. Brown followed quickly and when James 'Manly' Martin was bowled for a well compiled 39, Gordon were reeling at 6-139.

Enter 'Foetus I' (Justin Avendano) and Linford Cristie (Shenal). Watching Shenal batting with Justin was akin to watching a young Michael Jackson entertaining his fans at Neverland. This unlikely combination came together brilliantly for a timely 50 run partnership. Shenal was bowled for 32, bringing 'Foetus II' (James Ryan) to the wicket. At 7-193, the skipper was hoping for 220.

Foetus II (Ryan) at an even younger age!

What happened next was biology at its best. The two embryos took to the bowling like a small child taking to presents on Christmas morning. Youth is a beautiful thing, just ask Michael. Everything was going well, until Justin pulled his groin and could no longer run. Enter Christie. Having just run a 9.32 in the 100m dash earlier that day, Shenal was the obvious candidate to run for Justin. After running some extremely quick threes, Justin 'Avocado' Avendano was bowled for 44. He was closely followed by Ryan (29) and Charlie 'Sir Don' Turner (1). Gordon all out 251.

DAY 2. After a quiet Saturday night, listening to Ian Higgins retrace his magnificent 116* innings ball-by-ball-by-ball-by-ball, the skipper was confident of defending the 251 posted by his team just the day before. Marto and Charlie were brimming with excitement, with the grand final only hours away, but there was hard work to be done yet.

The team knew that with the dead nature of the pitch, we had to strike with the new ball. Enter the Duck. The Duck is known for many things, martial arts, boxing, throwing-up and of course his crafty outswing bowling. Sunday was the Duck's day. By 1.20pm Charlie had the figures of 6-37 and Fairfield were 6-73. With Shenal picking up the seventh wicket just before tea Gordon were well on top and an early finished seemed inevitable.

Justin was planning his afternoon golf game, Marto and Charlie were gearing up for the reserve grade grand final and Sunny was thinking of getting some beauty sleep before his date. To add to this, Fairfield produced another sterling tea, which the lads got stuck into.

I don't know whether it was the BBQ meatlovers pizza, or just the inevitable air that overcame the game, but the 5s seemed to switch off after tea. Shenal, Hugh, Justin and JC 'Hernandz' toiled hard, but with the pitch providing no assistance Fairfield fought their way back into the game. A brave knock from their skipper of 102* saw the Lions home with two wickets to spare, and a very disappointed away dressing room.

It was a game that Gordon dominated up until the last session, and the team will take a valuable lesson from this loss. To add to the Duck and Marto's troubles, they missed the reserve grade grand-final and Manly got smashed. Bad luck boys. At least Sunny had a bit more luck on his date.

Until next week, you stay classy Cabramatta Sportsground.

Sticks

Mike Weaver quote of the week: 'How old is his mum? Well I'm only being realistic!'

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

Honda Jazz 5ths first up win

Report by Richie "stay classy" Kenner    

The 5th grade Honda Jazz comprised some added extras for the new season. Travelling out to Rance Oval, the Jazz had a new skipper on board as well as fresh additions James 'Miss Universe' Martin, Harry Turner and the two embryos Justin Avendano and James Ryan.

(Shenal Siriwardhene taking one his 4 wickets at Rance)

Rance Oval looked in fine nick, although there was a green tinge to the pitch. Looking to take advantage of the early movement, the new skipper won the toss and sent the Panthers in. After a sharp warm-up the Jazz was ready to accelerate into the new season. Unfortunately, the 1-and-a-half cylinder, 600ml engine wasn't up to scratch in the early overs and some wayward bowling allowed the Penrith batsmen to get away to a flier.

Fortunately 6th grade skipper elect, Dave Miller, was able to peg back the Panthers, by claiming the first two wickets. And wasn't he happy'poor James Ryan almost had both his hands removed as Miller administered an overly enthusiastic high ten. Modern Day Christ - James Campbell bowled without luck at the other end, finishing with figures of 0-12 (6). But the Messiah was not finished there.

Just as the Penrith number 4 was starting to dominate, JC unleashed a throw from backward square-leg, catching him short of his ground, in what could only be described as a miracle run-out. JC was later seen turning water into wine.

(James Ryan in action) 

After the run-out Gordon claimed a string of wickets, with Harry Turner picking up 2 wickets in one over and Justin Avendano picking up a wicket in his first grade over, a sharp stumping completed by school yard chum James Ryan. Seeing the two embryos combine was a thing of beauty and something that no doubt Tiddles Wilson has been dreaming of during the pre-season.

A short partnership ensued, before Shenal 'scotty' Jawardene (Penrith spelling) was reintroduced into the attack and claimed the last four wickets in the space of four overs. Due to the lack of female scorers Scotty was a little wayward early, but his second spell was a pleasure to watch, picking up all his 4 wickets clean bowled.

The lunch break saw a short trip across the drag-way to the local bakery. As the openers got prepared mentally and physically for the job at hand, Justin told tales of his soap star ex-girlfriend and his intimate experiences with the Kingsgrove catalogue.

The chase started with a slight hiccup, as Sunny was controversially adjudged LBW in the first over. Kenner joined an intense Mike Weaver at the crease and set about consolidating the innings. Weaves was unusually pumped-up for this innings and his talks with Kenner in between overs were nothing short of inspirational. Forget Mandela, Churchill or even Denzel Washingtoin in Remember the Titans, Weaves is the real deal! He wanted this game badly.

(Dave Millar attempts a James Campbell run out)

Unfortunately the dream was not to be, as Weaves got another tough decision as he played across one. Kenner followed soon after and Gordon were 3/48. That would be the last wicket Gordon would lose in the match as Cam Crawford and Harry 'junior' Turner took complete control of the game. Cam was destructive throughout his innings of 71*, the highlight being a cover-drive six off the opening bowler. Harry played a solid foil, his casual approach to batting and running between the wickets earning him the nickname of junior.

So as the embryos played their 600th game of French cricket for the afternoon and the 'senior' players huddled under Shenal's pure Kashmir blanket (which he claims is not his), Gordon cruised to a bonus point victory in 39.3 overs. A great performance by the new and improved (no disrespect Tweety) 5th grade Honda Jazz.

(Can Crawford at the bowling crease. Sticks has said Cam's bowling is his project this year)

Until next week, stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks

Mike Weaver quote of the week: 'you should be able to pick selectors in your fantasy cricket team.'

 

First Grade Match Reports 07/08

First Grade Match Reports 07/08

First Grade plays for the Belvedere Cup and all grade points go to the Club Championship total.

For the First grade schedule go to Fixtures

First Grade match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

First grade report vs Randwick Petersham.

First grade report vs Randwick Petersham.

First grade report vs Randwick Petersham.

Zeddie (Ed Zelma) made a welcome return to the team for the last 4 clash against Randwick after passing not his own fitness test this time around. Nicho (Matt Nicholson) led the troops in oracle ' like fashion (our Socrates), reminding the boys that it is just a game of cricket and that we should tackle the game with just that mindset; to apply our skills with nothing but positive intent, and to leave everything out there during the match. Each stag walked onto the field, knowing exactly what was required of them. It was a good feeling.

(Simon Katich departs with a happy Brendan and Rocket)

Randwick elected to bat on a hard, flat wicket. With Chatswood known to do a bit in the first session of play, it was vital for our bowlers to hit the right areas, and for our fielders to back them up quicksmart. Nicho and Dylan (Dylan Connell) steamed in for a lethal opening partnership (Not the ideal new rock attack for any opening pair to face up! - just getting it out there'). It was our top dog Nixon who grabbed the first pole, caught Bombas in the slips. D-train (Dylan) backed up with the second scalp of Khawaja.  2 for not many.

The stags buzzing on the field, while Randwick buzzing not as great, in the away sheds. Enter Simon Katich. Feeling our intent and energy in the field, the Record breaker did not look too comfortable. Having had enough of our heat, the test star knicked off to a great piece of bowling by the D-train, with Macca 'the President of the Rat Pack' (Brendan McDonald) snaring well to his right at 2nd slip.

(Matt Nicholson at the start of the innings)

Exactly as envisioned in my dream on my Tuesday night sleep' i'm talking about the catch of course' Nixon 'the Oracle', then put the breaks on Dylan, and introduced Casson into the game. Beau, backing the Oracle's call up, hit damage with his first ball, caught Iain Beverley). (I didn't just dub him 'the Oracle' for nothing) Randy-Petes now really buzzing not so great. Nathan Hauritz and his mate see out lunch. 4/60 odd.

Note by this time, The Stags army, are now accumulating well at third man and getting into gear for the afternoon session (look out' The Count')

The second session started well for the stags and that is as far as my memory serves me. Beau Casson 'the new spin king' held up the Artarmon end collecting clams in the process. What I then recall is the visitors retracting at 8/108. This is where cricket becomes an interesting game' Ceteris paribus, you would expect the innings to be wrapped up in a timely fashion - Emphasis on that word expect. But cricket is not about 'holding all else equal'.

(Beau in action with Nathan Hauritz looking on)

It takes just a Partnership; Or, two partnerships for that matter: An intelligent batsman to back himself and the no. ten and jack to hold their ends respectively. This is what happened. Nathan Hauritz did exactly this. He tallied 122, and pushed his team toward a defendable 220 run total. It is not to say that the Stags let loose of our hold on the game. No, not at all. This merely exemplifies cricket as a sometimes interesting game'

With a bit more time than a late arvo terror session for our top order batsman to stick out, Nicho cooled off the lads with some inspirational words'

Iain Beverley, our new recruit, and Craig Simmons, aboard the big ship, set about to sea - off the first day. There's some poetry for you'

Simmons fell soon thereafter, 'over-cooking' (quote Mr. Simmons) a short ball to deep square leg. Bomber (reece Bombas) took guard and steadied the ship. It must also be mentioned at this time that Burt Cockley is throwing figs at 145km per hour from one end, while Pic is playing his part at third man, acquainting himself with a certain distasteful English nobleman...

(The Bevo cover drive)

Zeddie, playing the night-watch-man, took to the crease for Bombas who pinched a well- timed nerve in his neck. Bevo after showing some great gusto stuck it out until the second last ball of the day. Beau Casson saw off the day Matrix-like. Gordon 2/65.

Day 2 saw the boys assemble for Marcos-Mania, as our frontman/13th man celebrated his birthday. He wasn't going home empty handed. Casson and Zeddie both played themselves in, but a double breakthrough loomed soon after the drinks break. It was left to Jamma Packman and Nicho 'the Oracle' to see us out until lunch. James, unfortunately fell just on lunch. (Imagine, then, eating your chicken roll. Not too tasty'you would have to think) Stags, 5 down at lunch. Some 80-odd required to win.

Nicho, in his reassuring tone, again calmed the lads in the dressing room, installing a quietly confident belief within each of us. It is truly great having this Socrates-like figure on your side in such a high-pressure game/situation. And this is not just me talking. I speak on behalf of the whole team'thanks Nixon.

(Matt Nicholson during his innings)

After the luncheon walk-a-bouts and talk-a-bouts, Nicho 'the Oracle' was joined by Rodney, Rocket ' the Smokin' Hokin. A good name for a band perhaps..? But this tall, unassuming lad came to the crease with such a purpose, he left many who witnessed the remainder of the match with a memory they won't easily forget. The knock that he played was simply put, Cameo, personified. Or let's say Cameo personified cum matrix. (***I can confidently say that Rodney pulled off the greatest re-enactment of the blockbuster scene with cricket gear on, EVER! - he evaded a beaming bullet from Big Burt, saving his own life in the process! It should also be noted that after Cockley's third beamer of the innings he then became Burnt Cockley.)

Back to Rod's Cameo' He took on Nathan Hauritz from the start and didn't look back. Getting down the track repeatedly and lofting the ball over the in field, into the fence. This partnership with our skipper Nicho took the game right away from the opposition, if ever they had a grasp at it. Rod was then untimely dismissed for 49 in an attempt at hitting the winning runs' Some whisper at him doing it purposely to get a personal ovation, but never you mind. Nicho 'the Oracle' was smooth as silk in his compilation of 48* to see us home. A true, what they call ' captain's knock.

(The ball flys over cover during the Rocket "Cameo")

STAGS 6/223 and VICTORIOUS... Get fah yah bah'(VB, VB, VB, VB'.)

We have one game remaining in the competition, that's all it is. If we win, we win, and we are Champions. If we lose, we lose and we come Runner's Up. That's all there is to it. But be assured the Stags won't be leaving anything to the imagination, come this weekend.

Bring on the Saints' and in the words of 'the Oracle' ' Good luck to 'em!!

Brad Rasool

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 - No. 2

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 - No. 2

1st Grade vs. Blacktown - Day 2 - Dazzler's Story

The Stags went into the game against Blacktown needing ten points to keep our finals prospects alive, in the 07/08 season of 3 captains. Our third skipper, the 'Big Ship' Craig Simmons, won an important toss and sent our opponents in to bat on a good looking wicket. An important decision as an outright victory was mandatory. The 'Big D' Dylan Connell bowled like the star he is after softening up the umpire at the start of his spell ' something to do with his luck all season'and shaking his head' Macca ' Brendan McDonald - , now 'the Big Crab', bowled just as well as he has all season. These two bowling in tandem played a fundamental role in our twenty wicket surge.

The "Big Ship" that partners Rasool at the top of the innings

The Arch (Chris Archer), who is swiftly learning his slow left arm trade in 1's, collected his first pole. A big lbw shout. We were so stoked. Matt Jones, our coastie with a Caribbean flavour also chipped in again. Gaza Wright, making his debut, unfortunately, slipped a disc in his back but he remained on the field to take a 'he's caught it' catch on the backward square leg boundary. (He made it look easy!) Blacktown were all out for 221. The Big D must be praised for a superb effort of fast bowling. Well done mate (he loved it'and so did we'). Macca ' imagine if you took this game a bit more seriously' you are the goods! Big D ' 5w. Macca ' 3w. Jonesy ' 1w. Arch ' 1w.   

With a considerable session of play remaining in day 1, Gordon strode to the crease. We witnessed a daring batting exhibition of flair and arrogance as the big ship went to party on their quicks- (I say quicks as the ship 'quickly' sent them over the Chatswood fence.) He compiled 81 in no time' 'Bomber' Bombas batted with purpose and looked steady and in control at no.3. Rodney Hokin later joined him and the pair saw out the day. Gordon 3/160 odd. Casualties: Rasool 16, the Big Ship 81, Packman 25.

The following week the players knew that part-2 of our ten point mission was in our hands. The first task was to knock off the 65 runs and collect our 6 points. We made a meal out of the simple job, but hey, it's our style' Bomber continuing from the previous week 'coolly' accumulated his maiden 50 in the top grade. A great effort bud and you are showing promising signs not only with your technique but mentally too. Iain 'Bevo' Beverly stepped up when needed and joined Bomber to see us past Blacktown. They talk about dynamite in small packages. This man showed us why'Under pressure he calmly stroked boundary after boundary through the off side to finish unbeaten on 35*. The declaration came at 8/224.

With 25 minutes before lunch we had a short burst at the Blacktown top order. The Big D was spot on again, hitting that zone of uncertainty with pace and movement. Macca came on early and held up the railway end. At lunch Blacktown were 2 for very little. We got stuck in to Linda's chicken and mayo rolls which would then line the tummies for the big afternoon session. And that's what it was. Top, intelligent bowling combined with miserly fielding, some brilliant turned controversial catching (love you Mac) and efficient bowling changes saw the stags take the bite and bowl out Blacktown again.

Big D again (its becoming a clich' I know...but he is the big D) bagging another 5 wickets in the innings, getting himself 10 wickets in the match! But he's done that before apparently. Macca grinded well and picked up 2 big scalps. Bomber at mid off contributed with a superb diving run out. Pretty slick. And the big ship picked up 2. At tea Gordon required 123 for an outright win, exactly what we had set out to do some 172 hours prior.

Big D on his way to 10 for the match

Brad Rasool was consistent again (consistently not in runs) and Simmo fell soon after in Brad-like fashion. Bomber consolidated the scurry and compiled a solid 35. Rodney Hokin left the fireworks late but he did it in style. With the Stags rallying at 6/105 and requiring 18 runs from 12 balls, Rocket patiently waited for his ball in his hitting zone and when it came he calmly hit their best quick, over deep midwicket, off the back foot, for back to back maximums. Note: this shot was played to rather full pitched deliveries. Moral: But he knew what he had to do and he did it, without letting the pressure of the occasion get to him. Beautifully played Rodney.

What is a memorable Gordon victory of late without unleashing the Big D Train to hit the winning runs..?? And that's exactly how we tailored the script. Scores tied, he strode to the crease, helmet in D position, took guard, always knowing he needed one ball. That delivery came down and he stroked it, on the up, over mid off, for a boundary' some call it arrogance, we call it D-power!

Gordon 10 points         Blacktown 0

As planned. 

Brad 'Dazzler' Rasool

Scores

Gordon 7/225 dec. (Craig Simmons 81, Reece Bombas 51, Iain Beverley 35) and 8/124 (Rod Hokin 38, Reece Bombas 35) defeated Blacktown 219 (Dylan Connell 5 for43, Brendan McDonald 3 for 70) and 126 (Dylan Connell 5 for 41, Brendan McDonald 2 for 42, Craig Simmons 2 for 13) outright

 

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 2)

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 2)

1st Grade vs. Blacktown - Day 2

Cricket is a great game. We all love playing it and we put much into playing for many different reasons but one thing is for sure the game always give you back much more.

Dylan picks up 10 for the match - Congratulations

The First Grade side had an outstanding outright win last Saturday against Blacktown. If ever the character of the team was called upon, it was last match. The team got the result that was needed. We remain in the hunt for the finals and with a strong performance against Manly next week it gets us that much closer to meeting the team's first objective set at the start of the season, to make the play offs.

For the past 3 seasons we have worked as a unit, last weekend's result is a culmination of that work. The team lacked some of the usual suspects, however through maturity, learning and growth as a unit, the team again demonstrated that they can perform at critical moments without the need of the old crabs. A benchmark of teamwork. Watching from the sideline I am proud in the players and the journey they have taken.

There were outstanding individual performances.

  • Craig Simmons captaincy. Simmo has the competitive drive of Lleyton Hewitt and the cricket acumen of Ian Chappell. He directed the players around the park precisely, the bowling changes, the batting order. And he led from the front with 81 off 60 balls.
  • Dylan Connell 5 for 43 in the first innings and 5 for 41 in the second. Dylan has shouldered the fast bowling responsibilities in the absence of Nicholson and myself. A competitor to the end, well done mate you deserve these results with more to come.
  • Brendon MacDonald bowled 43 overs for the match taking 5 for 112. Brendon has evolved this season, He has listened, learnt and unrelentingly endeavoured to improve his game. Come on BMac another good one this weekend.
  • Reece 'Bomber' Bombas batting at No.3 scoring 51 off 126 balls in the first innings and 38 in the second innings. Reece is a First Grader always has been, like some of us all it has taken time and hard lessons for this to register. His return to First Grade with a patient and disciplined innings is only the first step.
  • Ian Beverley steering the mothership home with Bomber with 35 runs when we lost early wickets. Good one Bevo, Marcus and I will treat you to lunch this Thursday.

A big performance by Bevo to get the side the 1st innings points

  • Rod Hokin knocking 38 off 27 rocks to get us home for the outright. With some batting coaching from Dylan, Rocket picked the right ball waited for his zone and pirouetted 3 zacs over midwicket.
  • Chris Archer taking his first scalp in First Grade. Welcome aboard my friend the first is always the hardest.
  • To Marcus, Melanie, Kate & Michael. Your laps around the oval helped get us our wickets.

The catching this match was much improved. Gareth Wrights catch on the fine leg boundary was a standout as was the slips catching. The fielding had more intensity than seen of late. The key is to stay in this zone.

On to Manly. To all the players in the finals hunt keep up the effort and intensity, don't look beyond your next performance, train hard this week with a focus on the next round.

Not "good luck" to Second and Fourth grade, for you have come this far with hard work and endeavour, but rather just know that First Grade is supporting you and willing you on.

Regards

Zeddie

Scores

Gordon 7/225 dec. (Craig Simmons 81, Reece Bombas 51, Iain Beverley 35) and 8/124 (Rod Hokin 38, Reece Bombas 35) defeated Blacktown 219 (Dylan Connell 5 for43, Brendan McDonald 3 for 70) and 126 (Dylan Connell 5 for 41, Brendan McDonald 2 for 42, Craig Simmons 2 for 13) outright

 

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

1st Grade vs. Blacktown (day 1)

After the disappointment of the Mosman debacle, the Stags premier side was looking to bounce back against Blacktown. With results going against us in the run towards the finals, an outright victory was suddenly needed to keep alive our slim finals chances.

The "D-Train" on his way to collecting 5 for the innings

Craig Simmons was once again in charge and won the toss, sending Blacktown into bat on a pitch that would give some assistance to the bowlers early, before flattening out in the afternoon.

Gareth 'G-Banger' Wright took the new ball with the D-Train (Dylan Connell), in a role that is fast becoming a poisoned chalice and again bad luck struck. G-Banger having a reoccurrence of his back troubles at the start of his 6th over, ensuring that he did not bowl again in the innings.

D-Train shouldered the extra load taking 3 early Blacktown wickets to have them struggling at 3-10. Matt 'Albi' Jones took the 4th, leaving Blacktown 4-19.

Some lusty hitting from Blacktown's middle order and more dropped catches (1st Grade has probably only taken a third of their catches since Christmas) saw Blacktown recover. Brendan 'BMac' McDonald once again bowled well, twice making the vital breakthrough, finishing with 3 wickets before the D-Train cleaned up the tail to finish with 5 wickets for the innings. Blacktown dismissed for 219.

The Stags had 34 overs left to face in the day. Needing to knock the runs off as quickly as possible to try and get a 10 point result next week, Simmons unleashed on the Blacktown bowlers, scoring 82 runs off 60 balls before being dismissed. Rasool and Packman fell whilst providing support, leaving the Stags 3 for 157 at stumps, with 'Bomber' Bombas and 'Rocket' Hokin at the crease.

The game was left positioned for some exciting cricket to be played on Day 2.

Scores

Gordon 3-157 (Craig Simmons 81, Reece Bombas 25*) vs Blacktown 219 (Dylan Connell 5-43, Brendan McDonald 3-70).

Dylan Connell

 

1st Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

1st Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

1st Grade vs the Whales

First grade traveled to Allan Border for the important clash against Mosman. Mosman sits at the bottom of the table but had a line up that could really hurt us if we weren't to be at our best. The day started well, Gordon won the toss. The decision was made to bowl based on the look of the wicket. Greasy, dark brown with a light covering of grass. Hard to pick how it would go so the bowlers had first go at it.

BMac gets down to work at Allan Border Oval

The bowling ranks were bolstered for 4 overs from a returning Zelma. A re-aggravation of his knee injury saw him limp off without further participation in the game. Zelma (also being the author) concedes that yes the season is now officially over. For all those that 'told me so' congratulations you get the Cadbury Favourites. For all those who have supported and encouraged me since my injury, thank you I have appreciated it.

But the beauty of sport is that with mishap comes opportunity and an opportunity for the other bowlers to step up. Gladly this was to be the case with all bowlers putting in some commendable effort. To the D Train (Dylan Connell), Craig "Simmo" Simmons, B Mac (Brendan McDonald), Chris "Archie" Archer and Matty 'Redtube' Jones well done, you covered a hole and led from the front. By the end of the day the lads had kept the Whales to total of 300.

Simmo busts a gut for his injured Stags captain

The bowling was tight, disciplined and able to reap reward for long periods of pressure. Congratulations to B Mac with his 5 wicket haul. Mac has been consistent and disciplined throughout the season and rightly deserves the reward that comes with that.

Our fielding was off. Dropped catches have hurt us all season and again the blight on our season resurfaced on Saturday. Catching is about two things, confidence and concentration. These two elements went missing for times on the field. We all need to find these things next Saturday when it is our turn to bat. The responsibility now falls on the bats to chase down this reasonable score. To be frank, if we are final aspirants we should be able to chase this total competently and with a workman like focus. I look forward to the match next Saturday, and hope to be reporting about at least two batsman scoring match winning tons.

Zeddie

1st Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - L/O Round 6

1st Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - L/O Round 6

1st Grade vs. Parramatta Saturday and Hawkesbury Sunday

What a weekend for the Stags. A comprehensive victory by the boys on Saturday followed by a nail biting win the following day.

(Rod Hokin on Saturday)

The Saturday game was a 120 over day, as day one of the fixture against Parramatta had been washed out. Play unbelievably started on time despite Chatswood oval, not15 hours earlier, resembling a water polo facility.

The visitors won the toss and elected to bowl. It was not a bad toss to lose, despite some moisture in the pitch, the outfield was wet and the ball soon stopped swinging.

The Stags innings was an interesting one, with only one real partnership of note. Losing wickets constantly there was however one bloke who shone, a guy who could be the related to other first grade cricketers around Sydney due to the mailman possibly doing more than his rounds, Rod Hokin.

Out of a score of 230 Rocket managed 105 n.o., bringing up his 2nd first grade century with a miss hit six down the ground.

(Brendan McDonald leads the first grade team off the park on Sunday)

With the pitch and outfield drying, would 230 enough?

It was in the end quite comfortably with Parramatta dismissed for 166. With the Big Double Ender, Dylan Connell taking career best figures of 6 for 27.

A good win to the Stags!

Sunday morning saw the boys travel to Bensons Lane for a 'home' game against Hawkesbury, due to the double booking of Chatswood oval.

Ed Zelma won the toss, the 2nd year in a row at Hawkesbury and elected to bowl for the 2nd year in row. This time the conditions were not quite as oppressive and I think his decision had the backing of the other members of the team, unlike last year where a slight tactical error was made.

Anyway the Stags were bowling.

Hawkesbury began cautiously on a pitch that suited all types of bowling. At 2 for 98 off about 28 overs they were well poised to post a good total, however some good bowling from the Stags spin twins of Brendan ' Stiffler' McDonald ( 4 for 32) and Beau 'Buzz' Casson (2 for 33) saw them heavily restricted finishing their 50 overs at 9 for 171. The outfield was incredibly slow resulting in few boundaries being hit during the innings.

(Beau Casson in action at Benlon's Lane)

With the roll the Stags had going, there was an element of over confidence and they appeared to relax in the chase of this small total. The batting seemed to reflect this with some very poor shot selection and running between the wickets.

Yet again it was the spin twins of Casson (56) and McDonald (39) who stuck it out however. When Stiffler was the 9th man dismissed with the score on 156, leaving Durie at the crease to be joined by Connell, even the most positive of Stags supporter would not have been confident. However the 2 burly fast bowlers (a dying breed in Sydney 1st grade circles) saw the Hawks total passed on the last ball of the penultimate over. Giving the Stags their 5th win on the trot and entrenching them in the top 6.

With one game left in the One Day competition in January, the Stags must win and hope other results fall in their favour to ensure a spot in the one day final series.

Dylan Connell

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

1st Grade vs. Parramatta Saturday and Hawkesbury Sunday

What a weekend for the Stags. A comprehensive victory by the boys on Saturday followed by a nail biting win the following day.

(Rod Hokin on Saturday)

The Saturday game was a 120 over day, as day one of the fixture against Parramatta had been washed out. Play unbelievably started on time despite Chatswood oval, not15 hours earlier, resembling a water polo facility.

The visitors won the toss and elected to bowl. It was not a bad toss to lose, despite some moisture in the pitch, the outfield was wet and the ball soon stopped swinging.

The Stags innings was an interesting one, with only one real partnership of note. Losing wickets constantly there was however one bloke who shone, a guy who could be the related to other first grade cricketers around Sydney due to the mailman possibly doing more than his rounds, Rod Hokin.

Out of a score of 230 Rocket managed 105 n.o., bringing up his 2nd first grade century with a miss hit six down the ground.

(Brendan McDonald leads the first grade team off the park on Sunday)

With the pitch and outfield drying, would 230 enough?

It was in the end quite comfortably with Parramatta dismissed for 166. With the Big Double Ender, Dylan Connell taking career best figures of 6 for 27.

A good win to the Stags!

Sunday morning saw the boys travel to Bensons Lane for a 'home' game against Hawkesbury, due to the double booking of Chatswood oval.

Ed Zelma won the toss, the 2nd year in a row at Hawkesbury and elected to bowl for the 2nd year in row. This time the conditions were not quite as oppressive and I think his decision had the backing of the other members of the team, unlike last year where a slight tactical error was made.

Anyway the Stags were bowling.

Hawkesbury began cautiously on a pitch that suited all types of bowling. At 2 for 98 off about 28 overs they were well poised to post a good total, however some good bowling from the Stags spin twins of Brendan ' Stiffler' McDonald ( 4 for 32) and Beau 'Buzz' Casson (2 for 33) saw them heavily restricted finishing their 50 overs at 9 for 171. The outfield was incredibly slow resulting in few boundaries being hit during the innings.

(Beau Casson in action at Benlon's Lane)

With the roll the Stags had going, there was an element of over confidence and they appeared to relax in the chase of this small total. The batting seemed to reflect this with some very poor shot selection and running between the wickets.

Yet again it was the spin twins of Casson (56) and McDonald (39) who stuck it out however. When Stiffler was the 9th man dismissed with the score on 156, leaving Durie at the crease to be joined by Connell, even the most positive of Stags supporter would not have been confident. However the 2 burly fast bowlers (a dying breed in Sydney 1st grade circles) saw the Hawks total passed on the last ball of the penultimate over. Giving the Stags their 5th win on the trot and entrenching them in the top 6.

With one game left in the One Day competition in January, the Stags must win and hope other results fall in their favour to ensure a spot in the one day final series.

Dylan Connell

1st Grade Report vs Eastern Suburbs - Round 7

1st Grade Report vs Eastern Suburbs - Round 7

First Grade Report vs Easts

Tremendous result for the Gordon First Grade side.  Traditionally a tough assignment when playing Easts have had the edge of us for the past two seasons narrowly beating us by 1 wicket on each encounter. This time around Gordon was to be triumphant with a smashing win on what was an unusual day of cricket.

(Rod Hokin in action)

The match was delayed on two occasions. Eventually decided that a 25 over would be had. The rain kept us off until the afternoon as did the state of the wicket. But when the sun came through, Matthew again stepped up and won the toss electing to bowl to the home side. Good decision as there was a little in the wicket that could be used by the Gordon attack.

As it turned out the day was weird as was the procession of Easts wickets that followed. They were in a very difficult position being 5 for 12 a run out amongst that and probably the games greatest catch ever by Rocket Hokin.

The Gordon side performed well with the ball and in the field and restricted to Easts to 99 off their 25 overs. After the application of the Andy Falk rule the total increased to 118, and after a re-application of the Duckworth Lewis the total returned to 101 for victory. Tribute to Rocket who thought it was amiss from our President.

(Beau Casson in action)

So then came our batting. Excellent again from Casson. Buzz established an excellent foundation and set the innings up for the side along with excellent contributions from Packman and Hokin. Rocket plundered along with Casson and reeled in he Easts total by the 17 over. Gordon 7, Easts nil points.

So now we take on parramatta. Parra stand just 1 point behind us on the table. It will be a difficult encounter as they all are. Good luck to the Club, keep the good results coming. 

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - L/O Round 4

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - L/O Round 4

Massive win sets up 1st Grade!

The 1st grade side today really put the icing on the cake on a magnificent week-end for Gordon with an excellent win against a strong Syd Uni side in today's limited over game. It was a complete team performance that enabled the club to secure 174 Sat/Sun Club Championship points and move us to 10th overall in a tight competition. 

Brad Rasool thumps Mo Matthews into the stands

Ed Zelma won the toss and as per plan batted on a very good deck that perhaps would wear a little as the match progressed. Casson and Simmons opened against a very useful Uni attack. Casson (31) and Simmons (52) put on a 73 runs for the first wicket to lay the foundation for a good 1 day score. Simmo in particular really punished anything loose and it is pleasing that he is now batting with the authority that we all know he is capable. Packers (27) played some delightful shots to carry on his excellent recent form. A big innings is just around the corner for this very talented bat.

At 1 for 118, it was looking rather promising and then a temporary lapse saw us loose 3 quick wickets (Simmo, Packers and Zeddie). At this stage the true character of this side came to the fore. Rasool made an impressive 33 with some sweet, clean hitting. Rocket (23) and the Dazzler put on 61 runs and when Rod departed at 6 for 195, we still had a lot of work to do. Benny Garrat and BMac then played two delightful cameo knocks of 30no and 36no. They both came to the wicket with the Uni State rep Mark Cameron bowling his 3rd spell. He was lethal and definitely the quickest that this reporter had seen around the traps for quite a few years.
 
Adair "Teddy" Durie steps up to replace the unavailable Nicho
 
Again they both showed tremendous guts and determination to put on 63 to take the score to a defendable 258 for the loss of 6 wickets. To BG having only his 3rd dig in 1st grade, well done under extreme pressure. 258 was defendable (even at Chatswood), however they had to bowl a tight line and length and lift their fielding standards.
 
This they did magnificently.
 
Adair (filling the shoes of Nicho) and Dylan opened the attack and set the goals for all to follow. Dylan (1 for 20 off 5) bowled with much gusto, accuracy and pace. Adair (2 for 29 off 7) was superb and how good was it to see the lift that he achieved on a pretty docile deck. He is a captain's delight and bowled that 1 side of the deck throughout his spell. Welcome back Teddy.
 
Uni were 3 for 18 due to the efforts of these 2 quicks. We knew then that the game would be won or lost with the effort of the spinners. After a very tidy spells from both Simmo (1 for 34 off 8) and Zeddie (0 for 7 off 4), the time had arrived for Beau and BMac. They did not disappoint. Beau (1 for 40 off 8) and Macca (4 for 44 off 9.5) bowled superbly and only Greg Mail (80no)was able to worry the scorer. Beau is looking like the future Aussie spinner that many believe he will be and BMac is now showing us the loop, line and turn that will secure him many 1st grade wickets.
 
"Buzz" Casson sends down a very tidy spell
 
It would be remiss of me if I did not mention the work of Iain Beverly behind the stumps. He is improving with each game and 4 excellent stumpings this weekend, put the seal on a very polished and talented keeping display. Uni were bowled out for 177 off 42 overs.
 
Gents, today was a super team effort. You played a complete game and there were some very proud supporters present at Chatswood. Well done.
 
 
Tids.
 
Extra photos from the reporter/professional photographer
 
 
  
 
Simmons belts one to the point boundary         Brendan McDonald punishes the Uni bowlers
 
 
   
 
BMac performs equally as well with the ball        BG plays one beautifully through midoff
1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - L/O Round 3

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - L/O Round 3

1st Grade One-Dayer vs Sutherland

Sitting in the captains meeting all parties agreed that it was a super game of cricket, coming from Steve Rixon and Rod Tucker excellent judges. Much to take away from the game. A 29 over match due to the weather made for some exciting cricket. We backed ourselves to chase down a total but unfortunately where not able to reach the 209 instead scoring 206. The stroke play from both sides was exceptional, clean, smart and intelligent hitting would best describe the batting. Our bats all looked in good touch and we were well on our way being always at 6 to 7 per over. However, we lost wickets at the back end which stunted our momentum, some just unlucky some just by freaky fielding.  

MacDonald wearing the new one-day strip

In the wash up we are really needing a win if we are to stay alive in the competition. I have every faith that if we keep persisting like we have these narrow losses will turn into wins. The effort is there, the execution is getting there.

Zeddie

1st Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 5 (Day 2)

1st Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 5 (Day 2)

1st Grade vs UNSW

We went into the second week with UNSW evenly matched. 223 was going always to be a difficult assignment to defend but having taken 4 for 56 we were right in it. For the Stags to take the ascendency we needed to take early wickets and break the partnership of Creed and Carson. Both very good players and players who had the experience and skill to get their team home. As it turned out the opening bowling of Zelma and Connell was not able to make the break through. It wasn't until Casson was introduced into the attack that Carson fell; bowled playing on.

Beverley gets excited with Rasool joining in

The game was getting further away until a solid bowling partnership between MacDonald and Connell brought about the next wicket. MacDonald continued to perform well under pressure and secured a further 3 wickets. By this stage the students needed a further 23 runs and two wickets to do it. It was however not to be a happy ending and the students passed the Stags score and went on to rattle up a further 60 runs in front. There were definite positive signs, the bowling of MacDonald and Casson where the standouts and well supported by Connell.

A disappointing end at this stage until Simmons went out to bat. Looking to make a positive statement on the game the Big Ship destroyed the students bowling and struck 105 not out off 24 overs. Brutal would be the best way to describe his innings. Packman was the anchor and the two were able to take some confidence away with them leading up to the Sutherland match.

Zeddie Zelma

1st Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 5 (Day 1)

1st Grade Report vs UNSW - Round 5 (Day 1)

1st Grade in the Stags favour

Just imagine (or for some, reminisce)' It's the morning of your 1st Grade debut. Your chance to pit your skills with bat and ball against the best that the state's capital has to offer. Visions, hopes, doubts fill your head - Will I be up to the test? What will it be like to share the stage with Blues' heroes? How can I avoid getting the pew next to Dyldo? Some things are just unavoidable! (and the club captain is one of these things).

"Jammer" Packman on his way to 80-odd

The Gordon First XI assembled at the picturesque home of the Bumble Bees for a round 5 clash that would see the sides clash for six valuable points to get their respective seasons back on track.

For a player still getting used to being the third oldest player in the second XI, it was somewhat unfamiliar to look around the sheds to realise that I was now the distant 11th oldest player in the side. (Although between you and I this is certainly the direction I prefer to be moving in, as opposed to that imposed upon the likes of Sherman, Howitt and Kelly!

In the sheds, the theme of the day was commitment and the boys were pumped and raring to get out on the paddock and show their true Stags colours' only for play to be delayed.

Gordon eventually won the toss and would bat, with Craig 'Ship' Simmons (17) and 'The Dazzling' Bradley Rasool (1) to lead off. Despite some resolute batting at the top of the list, the UNSW bowlers took the honours in the first session, with Gordon teetering at 3/49. In need of some substantial partnerships, 'Jammer' Packman (81) and Rod 'Rod' Hokin (17) came together to put on 85 for the 4th wicket and steer the ship in the right direction. This was to be the most fruitful combination of the afternoon and was characterised by crisp play through the V from James, while Rod performed his impersonation of a punching bag, repeatedly taking blows to the shoulder and bicep in the interest of defending his wicket' inspirational stuff!

With the scoreboard strengthened somewhat to 134, Gordon lost their 4th wicket, setting off a mini-collapse which saw the loss of 5 wickets in the space of twenty runs. This included the loss of the skipper, Nicholson, (4) who was run out in the cruellest of fashions at the bowler's end from a dropped caught and bowled chance off the debutant, Garratt, (6).

A very typical shot from Simmons!

Keen to impress after gaining promotion up the order, Ed 'Zedmund' Zelma (37*) combined with 'Spice World' Beverley (17) and the 'D-Train' Connell (16, including 4 'consecutive' boundaries. NB: in this context 'consecutive' refers to scoring shots, not deliveries) to take the Stags to 223 before Dyl attempted to hit his 5th 'consecutive' boundary for the over ' enough said.

With 28 overs to bowl the Stags were after early poles and the bowlers, led by the heart and soul of the side Zelma (1/12 off 5) and 'Buzz' Casson (1/8 off 7), didn't disappoint, reducing the Bumble Bees to 4/56 to set up a very interesting second day's play.

The support and enthusiasm in the field (including a 'no-hands' catch to Ship at first slip) matched the first class quality of the bowling (Connell 1/14 off 5, Nicholson 1/20 off 6), and should the Stags bring this same approach to the game this coming Saturday all should be confident of bringing the six points back to Chatswood.

BG

1st Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

1st Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

1st Grade Report Vs ND'S

The 1st Grade side was eager to make amends to an indifferent start to the season with a good performance against the ND 'Trees'. With Chatswood Oval in pretty good nick and the square recovered from the battering of the 15-a-side game during winter, the Stags were keen to continue with the success tasted here towards the end of last season. A few words were said pre warm-up and the focus on everyone bringing their 'A' game would mean the Stags post match would be sitting on 2 wins from 4.

Brendan "BMac" MacDonald in the new playing strip

As the script went on some changes were written in'. batting first on a decent wicket runs flowed freely from the Simmons blade and a partnership nearing 40 for the first wicket was reached. However just when we were hoping to built a solid platform a wicket fell, Simmo out for 22. This seems to be the commonality within our batting at present (excusing Fairfield) that wickets are being lost where instead a partnership is needed. Brad 'The Dazzler' Rasool and James Packman went about putting a much needed partnership together, however the Daz was out for 17 and the innings continued in the same vane until be stumble our way to 218. Packers made his first score of the season yet like 8 of his team mates finished on a score of between 15 and 50. Unfortunately too many starts without anyone finishing the job meant we finished on a score probably 40-60 runs below par on a flattening pitch.

That being said there was confidence in the sheds that with good disciplined bowling and a top notch fielding effort the 6 points was attainable. We didn't start the second half well and couldn't gain any ascendancy with the ball, as pressure was let off with either bowler or fielder and probably our worst effort to date was recorded in the field. Some dominant batting by ND's, in particular Dominic Thornley, made the chase appear easy. A notable exception in the bowling department was Brendan 'Macca' MacDonald, who returned figures of 3-36 from his 10 over allotment!

It has been testament to the team in the last couple of years at how well we have bounced back from such defeats and next week will be no different against a good looking UNSW outfit. I look forward to seeing the lads training hard during the week and coming out next weekend ready to play for those elusive 6/10 points we need!!

Brad Rasool gets caught up after a good delivery

There is plenty of talent in this Stags team and plenty in the top few grades however we need to be putting that into fruition on the paddock: when we do look out!!  This club has all the potential it needs to be a dominant force in the near future its up to us as players to carry this through on the field.

Don't forget to get behind the Social Committee and enjoy a beer after training on Thursday with your club mates. See you all there and let's get stuck in and take 5 from 5 from the Bumble Bees this round!

Cheers,

Packers

1st Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3

1st Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3

1st Grade bundled out on a wet wicket

After a solid start to the season, the First Grade side failed to make inroads into the competition with a loss to North Sydney. The team will look back and rue some lost opportunities on Day 1 which contributed to the difficult task needed on Day 2. Yes the wicket on Day 2 favoured the bowlers and a reasonable assessment would indicate that the bats were unlucky as opposed to anything else. However, it was the fact we let Norths get to a winnable target in Week 1 that disappointed the side.

Brendan MacDonald at Killara

So we now push aside the poor result and look forward to our next match up against Northern Districts. We have demonstrated in the past that we are capable of a quick rebound from a loss, so I have every faith in the side doing the same tomorrow. We will win it with the top order firing. We certainly have the capability of putting together a score of 250 plus on the Chatswood wicket, and given our batting form from Fairfield I believe we can achieve this. I look forward to our bats showing their class and calibre. The challenge is also to our bowlers who have been solid but who have continued to bowl the boundary delivery on too many occasions. I would like to see our bowl tighter lines. Lastly we need to lift our fielding by 20% to be anywhere near our best. This is where I will be most keen to gauge our progress. Overall we have been firing at 6 /10. Tomorrow I hope to report back on a much higher rating with match winning performances from some of our younger players who are ready to step up.

Ed Zelma

1st Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

1st Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

1st Grade go down in a thriller

Gordon was immediately under pressure on a flat, slow pitch against the proven opening attack of Lambert and Bollinger. Simmons and Packman were ushered back to the pavilion in the first 5 overs and the Stags teetered at 2 - 4. Beau Casson joined Brad Rasool who rode his luck and played some lovely front foot strokes on his way to 29.

Casson sweeps to the Killara boundary

When both Rasool and Bombas departed in successive deliveries both L.B.W. to Lambert, the Stags were again in trouble at 4 - 62. Hokin stroked the hatrick ball to the cover fence and continued to play some fluent drives in establishing an influential union with Casson for the 5th wicket. Both players were patient and played the conditions well, with Casson severe on anything short and clever against the probing spin of former N.S.W. player Anthony Clark.

The best partnership in recent times for Gordon saw no wickets fall in the middle session and Gordon buoyant at tea, 4-200. Hokin (63) was Lambert's 3rd L.B.W victim shortly after tea and Nicholson joined a patient Casson, who was busily showing the Gordon faithful what an accomplished player he was. The two players put on an entertaining 70 during which time Casson brought up his 1st hundred for Gordon.

Hokin in good form early in the season

The introduction of the new ball saw both players dismissed quickly, Casson caught down the leg side and Nicholson caught and bowled by Fairfield's best in Grant Lambert. The hitting power of Zelma and in particular MacDonald was then unleashed on a tiring Lions attack, with one Bollinger over going for 23. The lower order was making the most of the flat conditions and the opportunity afforded to them by the sturdy resistance earlier in the day. In hitting out both Zelma and MacDonald perished to the wiles of John Boulos and when Ian Beverley was last man out, the Stags had amassed a very competitive 350.

Day 2 started with some optimism for the Gordon boys as the openers applied pressure on what was becoming an increasingly good wicket. Lambert, Rohrer and Clark held the keys to Fairfield's response. However, the introduction of Craig Simmons led to the undoing of Lambert with a very fine catch to Beverley standing up to the stumps.

Casson - a great Fantasy League buy

After this early breakthrough and a good first hour, Gordon fell away before lunch, unable to apply pressure from both ends with the ball, the Lions were profiting from too many loose ones and some below par fielding on what was a very bumpy surface. Nicholson had Liddell well held by Packman and Simmons pried loose a streaky Rohrer with his 3rd L.B.W appeal and the Stags were on their way.

After Lunch both MacDonald and Casson struggled to stem the run flow and it was up to Zelma to provide the relief, which he did when he removed two Lions in successive overs, including the vital wicket of Clark, L.B.W.. The pitch was becoming flatter by the minute but the Stags were pushing hard and at 6-207 at tea with the big guns out, Gordon went into the last session favourites. When Boulos holed out to Casson, the Stags were right in the driving seat, however Wilcoxon and Cashman had other ideas and their rear guard action for the eighth wicket became difficult to break. With dwindling bowling resources and a very placid pitch, both players had their fair share of luck and combined some streaky play with some lusty blows to bring the Lions closer.

Casson struck again when he removed Cashman and the game was evenly poised at 8-300 with 11 overs remaining. Bollinger came and went quickly but added a valuable 14 and the last wicket needed 30. Russell Wilcoxon farmed the strike well and the fielding began to drop away. A very good game of cricket that could have gone either way was decided with 2 overs to spare when Wilcoxon late cut for 4 and number 11, Hangyasi steered to cover for the winning run.

Fairfield held their nerve in a tense final hour and it was a shame one team walked away with nothing. Valiant efforts with the ball from an injured Zelma (2/49) as well as Casson (3/122) in trundling through 28 overs, weren't enough for the depleted Stags this time. Some very good cricket was played and if this standard continues, Gordon is in for a healthy haul of wins this summer.

Nicho

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

1st Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

1st Grade off to a great start

Gordon's 1st Grade team made the journey to Penrith full of confidence and expectation. Batting first Craig Simmons looked in excellent touch hitting a number of well timed drives and pull shots to the boundary. His run-out for 44 off 38 balls triggered a mini-collapse and soon the Stags were on the back foot with 4 wickets down and 82 on the board.

The webmaster rivals the North Shore Times for the best photos of Simmons

Beau Casson and Rod Hokin consolidated through the middle period off the innings putting on a crucial partnership of 71 before Casson edged one after a valuable 34. With 10 overs remaining the Stags had a platform to post a score of 240 plus. Unfortunately this was not to be with Hokin dismissed for 55 and the last 5 wickets falling in the space of 4 overs. Gordon bowled out for 208.

The Stags knew that an excellent bowling performance with support from the fielders would be required to claim the 6 points. Captain Ed Zelma struck early with the critical wicket of Burke bowled off an inside edge. Medcalf claimed the other opener and the match was in the balance. The middle period of the innings would see an intriguing battle between the Gordon spinners and the Penrith middle order. Casson (10 overs 1/30) and McDonald (9 overs 0/36) both bowled very well and the pressure was building on the Penrith batsmen.

A great sign for 2007/08 - Captain Zelma pumped up!

With the rate required creeping up to 7 an over the combination of Zelma and Simmons was reintroduced to the attack. As the home team looked to push for quick runs a succession of wickets began to fall. Under pressure the Stags fielding was excellent and a number of critical catches were taken. This combined with a superb direct hit from the circle at cover by McDonald pushed Penrith further onto the backfoot. Zelma's delivered a crucial dead bug punch with a quick inswinging yorker that send the off stumping reeling and the Stags had the upper hand. Captain Zelma has been pumped all pre-season and his 4 wickets played a critical part in the Stags victory. At the other end Simmons (9 overs 3/39) had been building pressure with good control and variation and when the final ball was skied off a top edge newcomer Ian Beverley was there with the gloves on to take the catch. The Stags victorious by 14 runs.

Rod Hokin

 

 

Fourth Grade Match Reports 07/08

Fourth Grade Match Reports 07/08

The fourth grade team plays for the Reid Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fourth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fourth Grade match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

4th Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - QF

4th Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - QF

4th Grade bundled out of finals

The buzz around the ground was electric. The scoreboard was set up. The scorers were warming up their ballpoints. The backpackers were hungover. All was in readiness for a momentous day's cricket. James 'Hernandez' Campbell and Chad 'Superman' Soper took the new seed, looking to make early inroads into the Randy-Petes' top order. Chad looked to have secured the early breakthrough with his second delivery in the shape of what he thought was an outside edge that 'Captain' Jack Hammond snared in his mitts.

(Shenal at Coogee)

There was a noise, a yell, but no finger. It turned out to be a costly piece of bad fortune, with the batsman in question scoring a mighty 148 to punish the Stags.

For much of the first and second session, play progressed mightily slowly. To illustrate, Randwick-Petersham went to lunch on just over forty after thirty-eight overs, making viewing from the coffee table somewhat dreary. After the opening bowlers had done their dash (both having over restrictions), Shenal came on and bowled with vigour and outswing but no luck. While he made scoring difficult, the Stags were having their own difficulties making their mark in the wickets column.

Iqbal and Cubbage bowled with admirable control, keeping the scoring down but inevitably it was up to Chad 'The Phantom' Soper to do some damage in his second spell. The corn chips and biscuits must have done their job as his second, post-lunch, spell was a lethal combination of pace, bounce and hitting the pads, with two LBW decisions falling his way. This brought not so much a cheer but a sigh of relief from the coffee table, with 12th and 13th man both waking up momentarily from their semi-slumber.

(Adam Cubbage at Coogee)

With the Randwick-Petersham opener and No. 3 back in the hut, momentary momentum was now truly with the Stags - although an opening stand of over 100 ensured that the boys from Coogee were staring down the barrel of a big score.

Wickets from then on fell a little more steadily, with 'Caveman' Cubbage picking up two caught dismissals off somewhat dubious strokes from some over-eager Randy-Petes batsmen. It was a good display of wrist spin from Cubs, but the same cannot be said of Iqbal's second spell. The opposition centurion had decided Iqbal's average needed to be raised, so proceeded to dismiss several of Iqbal's finest longhops to and over the fence. Also of note was the injection of impact player Las 'Jonty Rhodes' Kannangara off the bench, as he pulled off a run out that even Brett 'Marvs' Marvel would have been proud of.

Tea was taken and enjoyed by all, with pikelets with jam and cream being my personal favourite, and probably the highlight of the day. Iqbal continued after tea with Shenal (who had previously had the opposition centurion caught at slip, only to see the umpire doing his lat raises in celebration of the no-ball).

(James Campbell in Swan Lake)

After a tiring eighty-one overs in the field, the new ball was taken on advice from the 13th man, with immediate success. James 'JC' Campbell and Chad both taking wickets in the first overs of their spells. James proceeded to take three more in quick succession finishing with the figures of the day, 4 ' 28. Chad and Cubbage also bowled admirably with three and two respectively. It was a fantastic finish to what was a slow and tough day's cricket.

With two overs to negotiate before stumps, the plan was to have ten wickets intact at the beginning of tomorrow's play. Shenal and Mitch Kleem were given the duties, but with three balls in the day left, Kleem was unfortunate to edge one to slip. Stumps were then taken and Mitch was out of the ground before we found out whether the ball had moved.

Next day started disappointingly with the perennial optimist Jack Hammond being dismissed early (I can't tell you how he was dismissed, as I was suffering from a splitting headache that morning). With two down for not many when I arrived, I was less than optimistic about our chances. But, cricket being the roller-coaster of emotion that it is, this feeling was reversed after a steadying partnership between Siriwardhene and Hicks, and with the score on 2 ' 60 the stags were looking in decent shape.

Cue collapse. Hicks (30) was adjudged out caught behind after a ball clipped the off stump (the bail hanging tenuously, but not removed) rather than the edge. From then on a string of LBW dismissals from a bowler throwing down hooping inswingers had the Stags in trouble, with Turner, Marvel,Selby, Ahmed and Shenal (24) all following in a procession worthy of St Mary's Cathedral.

(Jack Hammond watches on as this one is dug out)

Cubbage and Soper put up some resistance, and JC 'Hernandez' did his admirable best (he was not out - just so you know), but Gordon were eventually skittled by Randwick-Petersham for 120, with the first innings victory belonging to Randy-Petes.

Things then started to turn into something worthy of Marlowe, with the Randwick Petersham captain deciding his lower order batsmen needed some extra practice before next week. In turn, Iqbal decided he needed some work on his keeping. Not only this, but Turner, Selby, Jack 'MC' Hammond, Brett 'Marvellous' Marvel and Mitch Kleem needed practise on their bowling ' for next season.

Once the Randwick-Petersham captain knew things were a little awry, the game was declared finished with Randy-Petes the victors.

Bitterly disappointing to get so far yet go out so early, but it was a top effort from all involved in the season to get us to where we did. Good luck to 1s and I'll see you all down at Chatswood Oval this week.

(If you were curious, Marlowe wrote farces.)

Cheers

Patrick 'Powder Man' Effeney

4th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 15

4th Grade Report vs Manly - Round 15

4th Grade retain Mal Hall Memorial Trophy

After an excellent outright victory against Blacktown last weekend, the 4ths arrived at Killara with the knowledge that victory against Manly would secure a place in the semi-finals. The removal of the covers took up much of the pre-match action and left enough time for a standard run and stretch. After what appeared to be a tactical late arrival by Jack Hammond, Iqbal discovered that he does in fact have a job.

Cubbage finishes off the innings 

Once Effeney's groin powder had been liberally applied, 'Wacko Jacko' realised that it was not a two-day game and a pale Cubbage had come to grips with the fact that it was shaping up to be one of the hottest Saturdays of the season, Gordon took to the field. Iqbal was so surprised by the outcome of the toss that he decided to send Manly in.

The Gordon quicks bowled well early but with little luck. Chad Soper found the only breakthrough with a great ball that clipped off-stump.

"Inzie" Ahmed threw down his leg-breaks on an unusually grassy Killara pitch that wasn't offering much for the spinners, bowling out his 10 overs for a very tight 2-33. Cubby also left his mark (in more ways than one), taking 2 wickets and increasing the moisture content of the Killara outfield on a few occasions.

With Manly lifting the tempo, courtesy of some powerful blows by their captain late in the innings, Jimmy Campbell and Pat Effeney responded with some great stump-to-stump bowling. The last five Manly wickets fell quickly, and the Stags' aim of restricting their run chase to fewer than 200 was accomplished. Jimmy finished with what could only be described as the disappointing figures of 3-21, a far cry of what he is capable of producing. (He is on a hat-trick though)

The loss of two early wickets in the Gordon innings didn't faze Cubby and Guy "Hicksy" Hicks, who punished the loose Manly bowling from the outset with a great display of controlled hitting. Both reached their half centuries in rapid time and combined for a hundred-plus partnership that ensured the Mal Hall Memorial Trophy would proudly remain in Gordon hands for the ninth consecutive year.

A typically dominating Guy Hicks dispatches another to the fence

Consecutive wides ended the game in the 30th over and saw the Stags into the finals. It also brought Manly's total sundries to 27, a figure their captain felt could bring him to an early (or earlier) retirement.

The 4ths take on first place finishers Randwick-Petersham next weekend.

Admission to the ground is free.

Gordon 3-199 (Guy Hicks 76*, Adam Cubbage 62, Harry Turner 21*) defeated Manly 198 (Jimmy Campbell 3-21, Pat Effeney 2-33, Iqbal Ahmed 2-33, Adam Cubbage 2-62, Chad Soper 1-37) with one bonus point

Harry Turner

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 2)

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 2)

4th Grade gains maximum points

6-0 is not a score line you would ordinarily associate with cricket. 6-0 could mean the perfect set of tennis, a tight state of origin encounter or a whitewash on the soccer pitch, but it has never been witnessed on the cricket field before'..until Saturday.

"JC - All-round clown" taking 6/0

James Campbell, aka JC 'Hernandez', 'Modern Day Christ' and all-round clown woke on Saturday morning dreading the long drive out to Whalan. A long day of toil at the bowling crease lay ahead of him and naturally he was not looking forward to it. If only he had known that 4 hours later he would have the bowling figures of 6-0 he may have graced the day with more enthusiasm.

Yes that's right, 6 wickets for the concession of 0 runs. Such bowling figures have never been seen before on the cricket field (don't quote me on this'I'm looking at you Sam Buno). Granted, JC was bowling from what quickly got labelled the 'good end' by opening partner Pat Ef-Ef-Effeney (a sizeable damp pitch meant the ball wasn't carrying through as one would expect), but his performance with the ball was sill one for the ages and cost this over-eager scribe a case of beer (Toohey's Red'of course).

To cut an already sizeable story shorter, the overnight rain at Whalan meant that play was delayed by 1 hour as Kenner, Selby and Harry 'Hazem El' Turner got down low with the supa-sopper and attempted to absorb the small lake that had formed in the Whalan outfield.

The 'ex'-people's champ and captain of 4th grade Iqbal Ahmed then decided that the best way to get the game started was to bring the boundaries in, so the small lake would no longer be incorporated in the playing field. This meant a lot of wasted effort by the supa-sopper team and one or two less vertebrae's in Kenner's spine. But then again that's why Iqbal is the EX-people's champ.

Thanks to the Blacktown skipper's equally keen attitude to get the game underway, play started at 1.30 and by 1.55 Blacktown were 6-5. Although everyone was focusing on JC's figures of 6-0 it must be noted that Pat Effeney was leaking runs at the other end. Ef-Ef-Effeney was not impressed with the skipper's decision, but luckily Pat had applied his pre-bowling powder and hence was able to bowl with confidence and comfort.

Kleem, cap off, takes a brilliant catch - much to everyone elses suprise

Among all this Mitch Kleem took possibly the greatest catch in the history of cricket. Fielding at mid-on, Mitch was taken off guard as the ball was skied well into the outfield. With the bowler already giving up on the dismissal, Mitch pivoted and took-off. With the ball drifting right, then left then right again, Mitch kept his head and swallowed the catch despite the hysterical laughter from his team-mates and a photographer who I can't mention in this report, due to censorship reasons.

Huge Selby then stole the ball off Jimmy and picked up three wickets of his own after drinks. Once again Charlie 'Duck' Turner was handed the rough end of the stick, but, then again, he probably deserved it.

Effeney finished the innings with a wicket of his own and Blacktown were all out for 63.

The follow-on beckoned, but the Blacktown skipper believed it would be outside the spirit of the game for Gordon to enforce it on such a dodgy deck. Iqbal was caught in a pickle and with the Gordon high commission (Stephenson, Hickman and one who can not be mentioned in this report due to legal reasons'for more info speak to Roger) pushing for the follow on to be enforced, a decision had to be made.

The skipper proceeded to make an agreement with the other captain that he would only bowl spin from the dodgy end. Wait'that meant that Iqbal would have to open the bowling (because Cubbage is not viewed by the captain as a spinning option).

Although a rare sight in 4th Grade, the webmaster travelled out to Whalen on the off chance that Cubbage might get a bowl

Well, this whole situation seemed a little too convenient, but Iqbal struck immediately removing the young opener in his first over. Then another fell and 'Mushie' had 2.

It seemed that the first innings was poised to repeat itself, but some flashy batting earned the Blacktown opener a half century and put the outright victory seemingly out of the equation.

Once again Iqbal was self-introduced into the attack (after a very sort stint from back-up spinner Adam 'The Bear' Cubbage) and he struck with two more poles. The game had turned again and when the 'Terrorist' picked up his 5th wicket the Staggies fielders were pumped.

Ef-Ef-Efenney picked up a cheeky handled-ball dismissal after a half volley managed to strike the batmen in the helmet. And Cubbage chipped in with a couple of classical leg-spinning dismissals, caught at slip and bowled round the legs. (Inzie, you must ask Cubbage how to do this).

With 15min to go till 6.30 and the man who must not be named ranting and raving on the sidelines that we could play on till 8pm, Gordon needed 1 wicket to claim 10 points.

Luckily, the wicket fell abruptly as the Blacktown no. 11 took off for a suicide single and the 'powder man' Effeney swooped at cover to effect the run-out and end the game.

This was undoubtedly a memorable day of cricket, played in the right spirit by both sides and a crucial victory for the 4th grade big red.

Now sitting in outright 6th, 4th grade need to retain the Mal Hall trophy this weekend to qualify for the semi-finals.

Until next week, you stay classy Hernandez.

Sticks

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

4th Grade's Big Red Car  

It was a long trip out to Whalan in the skipper's big red car. The trip was made even longer by the fact that the skipper had to make his token Macca's stop and also pick up Brett Marvel. Last time I checked St. Ives was not a shortcut to Blacktown.

One of Harry Turner's smashing cover drives

Anyway, after what can only be described as a fascicle warm-up, the skipper lost another crucial toss and Gordon were sent in to bat on a wicket that had seen several inches of rain over the past week. It was probably a blessing in disguise, as not one catch was taken in the warm up.

It would be the smallest and second smallest men in grade cricket who would open the batting (Kannangara & Kenner'in that order). It was a slowish start by the inter-racial pair, with the ball seaming and holding up off the wicket. The two fought their way to drinks but Las fell soon after for a patient 22.

This brought Cubbage to the wicket and all of a sudden the hairiest batting partnership our great game has ever witnessed was at the crease. Kenner, suffering from post drinks delirium was dropped 7 times in the one over, all by the same fielder. The poor kid was devastated as Kenner was heard to remark, 'you have just dropped the 4th Grade Shield'. Alas, Kenner's prediction did not come to fruition as he followed Cubbage back to the pavilion for an excruciating 21, after attempting a suicidal single. Kenner believes he is as fast as Hussey but in reality he would struggle to beat Avendano in a 60m dash.

Luckily Harry Turner was still in to put the Blacktown bowlers to the sword, and he set about doing this after tea, scoring a crisp 61, punctuated with some luscious cover driving off the spinners.

Marvel batted like Bradman for a well made 13. Mitch Kleem, who earlier stole the show with his toilet humour, then set about stealing the match. Mitch was intent on hitting runs after a quiet season, and after giving his wrist a good work out waiting to bat, he went hard after the bowling. On 36 Mitch was unfortunately tempted into one too many big shots and held out at mid-off.

It was left to Hugh Selby and skipper Iqbal 'Inzie' Ahmed to finish off the innings and reach a defendable score. Hugh started this task by chipping a leg glance between short cover and regulation cover and then setting off for a single once he realised the ball had miraculously landed safely. Unfortunately, Inzie was caught ball watching and with his inability to say 'NO' (Inzie is a 'yes' man) he was left with no choice but to run. He took three steps towards the strikers end and was run-out by 20 yards. Luckily Hugh was right next to him at the time to apologise. Inzie left the field with a smile on his face and a significantly lower batting average.

 To his credit, Hugh took it upon himself to see the innings home and did so in style, making 44 not out. Highlights of the final 10 overs included; James Campbell batting 9, Pat Effeney's lap sweep which ended in disaster and 'Duck' Turner batting. According to 'Duck' he used to bat in the top six, but if you were to watch him now, you would swear he's never batted above 11. Every time he lays bat on ball, the peanut gallery erupts in raucous applause. (His helmet also looks ridiculous)

The "yes" man and big red car owner - Iqbal Ahmed

After all the mayhem and shenanigans, Gordon were bowled out in the 79th over for 235. A very defendable score on a tough batting wicket and a slowish outfield.

Scores 

Gordon 235 (Harry Turner 61, Hugh Selby 44*, Las Kannangara 22, Richie Kenner 15) vs Blacktown. 

Until next week, you stay classy Big Red.

Sticks 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot'Tiddles asked not to be mentioned in this match report

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 2)

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 2)

4th Grade now in a tough position

The team bus arrived at Royal Beauchamp on a beautiful cloudless morning to find that council had cut the grass and the Mosman team rolling around on their backs throwing clippings into the air. Did they know something we didn't?

Captain Ahmed needs a couple of wins to secure a spot in the top 6

Overpitched or half volley bowling early on (did somebody tell the bowlers he was standing outside his crease?) allowed their behemoth opener some momentum in Mosman's run chase and at 1-60, they were looking very comfortable.

However somebody forgot to tell Pat "Erratic"Effeney who demolished the top order with a firery spell - and with some help of the very safe hands of 1st slip Guy Hicks (must get a lot of practice with the English batsmen back home).

Bowling with good rhythm and control, Pat struck with the 1st ball of his 1st over, the first ball of his 2nd over, the first ball of this 3rd over and just to prove his versatility, the last ball of his 5th over to have Mosman reeling at 5-70 and Gordon back in the game.

A good middle order partnership, some vital dropped catches and missed run out chances cost us dearly and despite the optimistic rantings of the scorer that 'we are still in it' defending 11 runs with 30 overs left and 3 wickets to get, Mosman crawled home with the aforementioned wickets in hand 7/180.

We are now sitting on 7th spot and will need to win the last two games to be assured of a semi final spot. Knowing how proud this team is, I'm sure they will want to make amends and give Blacktown a good belting this week.

Jamie Soper
Scorer

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

4th Grade vs the Whales

4th Grade arrived at Royal Beauchamp with high expectations of winning the toss and racking up a huge score against the lowly placed Mosman Whales.

Hammond blazes away against the Whales

No doubt Igbal's reputation with the toss and our ability to win every game batting second had reached the ears of the Mosman club. So when the opposition captain won the toss, he put us in to bat on the same green tinged lethal deck that had previously destroyed many a Greenies' batting average earlier on in the season.

After his last sensational innings with the bat, Mitch Kleem was entitled to be pumped for a big one. Perhaps it was the shock of turning up on Day 1 and having to bat first but his innings finished early for less than 1 run. His early exit meant that for the rest of the afternoon, we had to listen to him (with actions) explaining to anyone and everyone why he really likes hanging around the gym.

Jack Hammond seeing his opening partner dealt a cruel blow, proceeded to demolish the opening bowlers with attacking shots all over the park and batted confidently for a respectable 33 runs. 

After losing Sajdeh cheaply, the Captain decided to promote himself up the order and took to the bowling with gusto until one of the bowlers took his stump with similar gusto and he was out for a disappointing 16.

'Marvellous' Marvell soon followed then Martin, and it was left to 'Huge' Hugh Selby (42) and Adam Cubbage (31) to steady the innings. Selby's blazing 42 would have been a century on any other ground and Cubbage's 31 a 90.

All credit must go to Tim Cubbage who not only hung around to watch Adam bat but also scored for the opposition who neglected to bring somebody with a pen.

The tail didn't wag and we were all out for 175 after 72 overs (320+ on any other ground).

Despite being told we had 6 overs to bowl at the opposition, we managed 9 and have Mosman 1/16 at the turn. Igbal has bragging rights with 1 ' 1 off 3 overs and is looking forward to bowling another 45 overs or so next Saturday.

Anonymous

For Chad (lazy little bugger) Soper

4th Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 11

4th Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 11

4th Grade Report V Randy-Petes

Day 1.

Fourth grade ventured out to Kensington Park to play the top of the table Randy-Petes side on what was a beautiful Australia day and were simply keen to actually finish a match let a lone win one. I don't think anyone in the team could think of a better way to enjoy and celebrate Australia day than with a game of cricket, especially if Iqbal Ahmed, Captain Agility, was able to produce a minor miracle and win the toss and we were able to sit back, relax and watch the batsmen make a pile of runs on what looked to be a belter of a wicket.

Mitch Kleem wandering out to open the innings

Apparently there is a first time for everything as Iqbal won the toss and we were batting. Jack Hammond and Mitch wandered out to open the innings and with the help of a few dropped chances were looking like putting together a good partnership. Unfortunately this didn't eventuate as Jack fell to one of the steady Randy-Petes openers and was quickly followed back to the pavilion by Las. This brought to the crease the most important person in the team (just ask him) Jules 'I've played 1st grade' Stephenson. Mitch and Jules put together a decent partnership, however just as they were looking like getting going Mitch was dismissed for 47 after what was a very controlled and patient innings.

Marvell then came and went in the space of a few balls thanks to a direct hit run out, although much of the credit should go to Jules 'Maurice Green' Stephenson at the other end for a slightly suspect call. Next in strode Captain Agility who had promoted himself up the order, apparently in an attempt to consolidate the innings, but I think we all know the real reason (he's captain so he thinks he can do what he likes). Jules and Iqbal then set about building a platform for the innings and were beginning to lift the tempo when Iqbal became the second victim of Jules or the 'speed demon' as he is now known, run-out for 19. When Marto fell soon after and was followed by Jules for a well made 55 the innings was well and truly in tatters with 7 wickets down with only 120 on the board.

As the run-rate slowed and wickets continued to fall at regular intervals the focus of those waiting to bat and already back in the pavilion turned to the result of the Australia Open women's final and more to the point who everyone believed to be a better 'player'. Fortunately or unfortunately the only real result of this conversation was Mitch pulling out his John McEnroe impression 'you cannot be serious' which would have to be one of his best.

As it happens throughout the course of the day, as we collapsed to be all out for 157, we were able to come up with many a better way to enjoy Australia day; sitting round a BBQ, relaxing on the beach or watching the cricket on TV, obviously with copious amounts of alcohol involved in each situation, all of which now seemed like a much better option than playing cricket.

Having said this Randy-Petes bowled very disciplined and consistent lines putting our batsman under pressure all the time and along with the fact there were too many batsman that got starts and didn't go on meant we were probably about 80-100 runs short.

However we had the runs on the board and nine overs at the end of a hot day to try and take one or two wickets to get ourselves back into the game. After Shenal and Pat opened up with no luck the ball was thrown to Chad 'Super' Soper who was able to find a break through, leaving Randy-Petes 1/11 at stumps.

Day 2.

The second day started with a bit of rain around which meant the covers coming on and off more than enough times to make you appreciate the importance of playing away on occasions. However being the nice guy he is Iqbal volunteered himself and other team mates to help out, some of whom were more than happy, while others decided hiding in the dressing room to be a much better option. The delay provided a bit of an opportunity for some team bonding which mainly consisted of Jules informing everyone that he had in fact slept with pop star Holly Valance but somehow woke up in his own bed alone (wonder if that was as quick as his running between the wickets?).

Jules let this lovely Aussie lady get away

After the rain delay Randy-Petes got off to a good start to day two with a few early boundaries and were able to take the score to 1/35 before Iqbal struck. Following the first dismissal of the day we were able to get well on top in the first hour of play with Chad, Iqbal and Duck '105km/h' Turner (1/6 from 8) picking up another wicket each to have the opposition reeling at 5/65. However the second hour before tea saw a few dropped chances which allowed the opposition to build a 50 run partnership, something we could ill afford with only 157 on the board.

Quick wickets were needed when play resumed after the break and Iqbal and Chad were again able to deliver picking up another wicket each, leaving Randy-Petes with 30 runs required with only 3 wickets in hand. However it was not to be after a few half-chances were missed and some good hitting from their lower order saw them across the line to win by three wickets.

It was a top effort from everyone with the ball and in the field as we made the top of the table team work very had for their points even after making a score that was well below par. In particular Chad 'Super' Soper who bowled as well as I have seen this season to finish with 3/32 and of course Captain Agility who finished with 3/64 off his obligatory 40 overs (or at least it seemed like he bowled for 40 overs). If we are able to maintain our bowling and fielding standards and our batsman can lift and produce a few big scores fourth grade are looking in good stead heading into the last few rounds and hopefully the finals.

Marvs

4th Grade Report vs Western Suburbs - Round 10

4th Grade Report vs Western Suburbs - Round 10

4th grade report rd 10 v Wests

Week 1

Blick Oval (or the bowler's grave yard) was the setting for the first game of the second half of the season with the Christmas Turkey and the New Years drunken festivities well behind us.

(Iqbal has taken up fast bowling)

4th grade are sitting in a good position, currently 4th on the ladder but still with plenty to do to ensure a spot in the last six when mid March comes around.

So Wests was the first assignment, and with good old Sydney town putting on yet another beautiful day I duly lost the toss and we were sent into the field on what looked like a deck that was hard and flat but might just give a little assistance to the bowlers.

Shenal and Chad (Super Soper or the Chad) and started us off with two wickets in the first 3 overs to have Wests reeling at 2 for 4, but Shenal didn't stop there as he tore through the top order to reduce Wests to 5 for 21 in the 13th over. Shenal ended up with the superb figures of 4 for 31 off 12 overs and was unlucky not to pick up another couple as edges either went wide or fell just short of the slips. Chad ended with 1 for 27 off 12 and was the perfect foil to Shenal.

(Shenal Siriwardhane in action against Wests)

It was at 5 for 21 that I decided to bowl Iqbal (captain's prerogative) to see whether the wicket would take spin, and it did''.a little. Sure his first 2 overs went for 18 relieving a bit of pressure of the Wests bats but then he struck with 2 wickets in his next over.

Wests 7 for 47.

Wests then managed to consolidate and a partnership of 122 saw the game in the balance and starting to swing a little towards Wests, but then some tight bowling between Campbell (0/11 off 7), Cubbage-Wilson (0/21 off 9) and Iqbal (5 for 53 off 14.3) saw Wests bowled out for 175, losing their last 3 wickets to Iqbal for 6 runs.

The target was 176 to win as Mitch and new lad Jack Hammond made their way out to the centre, and yet again we lost early wickets, Mitch out for 9 and then Las out first ball, 2 for 10. Jack soon followed after playing across the line and losing his stumps closely followed by Harry also bowled, 4 for 25.

(Jack Hammond nehind the stumps in his debut for Gordon)

Marvell (10 not out) joined Hicks (24 not out) to push the score up to 58 at the close of play.

Week 2

Well we would have started at 4-58 except for the ground being closed due to''..you guessed it Sydney's inclement whether. So the match was washed out and no result, disappointing but we'll now look to Randwick-Petersham who are on top of the table''stay tuned.

Iqbal

4th Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

4th Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

Fourth Grade report vs St. George

Day 1

Well you wouldn't have read about it, certainly nobody predicted it, but it was sunny and warm. So warm in fact that a few of the players were remarking to me exactly what they where thinking if I lost the toss.

(The game gets underway with our bos read for action)

No two guesses as to what happened next''I lost the toss, for I believe the 6th time this year (out of 8), but as I have been telling the lads so far this year consistency is the key.

The Saints decided that they would have first use of what was a pretty good wicket, however the outfield was a little slower than one is used to at Killara because of the amount of rain that we have had over the past weeks.

We set about our task well by bowling good lines and building pressure but weren't rewarded until the 22 over when their opening batsman missed a full straight one from, lbw, to the tall offie Blake. 1-67.

(Shenal Siriwardhane opens the bowling aginst Saints)

A few overs later and the same result this time from the bowling of Ahmed. 2-80 off 31. Ahmed (3-37 off 19 with 6 maidens) and Blake (3-55 off 17 with 3 maidens) bowled superbly in the middle of the innings, tying the batsman down and occasionally taking the ever crucial wickets. In fact it should be noted that every bowler toiled away superbly in limiting the Saints to 9-263 off 80.3 overs, on what was a good batting track, with a very short boundary on one side, and a very warm day.

It would be remiss of me not to add that Sherman, (2-60 off 18) bowling the 80th and what should have been the last ball of the day, was smashed over the short boundary for a massive six. The ball has then rolled under two locked gates, anyway the umpires decided that there was still time for them to get into position for one more over (even though the ball was not in the field of play). The Saints at this stage were 8-262. So with much confusion from everyone we started the 81st over and Shenal took his first and only wicket of the match (1-55 off 12.3). Now the umpires decided it would be stumps.

Day 2

The Saints captain declared upon getting to the ground as there was rain in the air. So the task was simple and we set about in usual fashion this season losing Mitch for 5 when the score was 10. Las (46) and Sherman (29) then took it upon themselves to resurrect the innings and put us in a good position. We lost Sherman in the 12th over when the score was 69 and then Las in the 17th when the score was 95.

(Anthony Sherman shows the short way to the boundary)

What we needed now was for Marvell and Hicks (the clubs second and not so famous overseas player) to put a partnership together, and they didn't disappoint. They took the score to 177 when Marvell (32) was adjudged lbw. We didn't think it was out as the ball went down to fine leg (which would suggest it was going down leg) and the batsmen were just completing the run.

Anyway Cubbage (0) then came and went, lbw, but no doubt about this he was plumb. 4-182 in the 46th. Blake joined Hicks and was starting to score smoothly until we hit the first rain interruption. 30 odd minutes was lost. The instructions to the batsmen were simple, increase the run rate without anything too stupid.

Well Blake (16) perished as he was cleaned up by the perfect yorker just as it started to rain for the second time. This was funny because we received word from chairman of selectors ( Hickman) that there was plenty of blue sky coming our way.

(Guy Hicks during his 87) 

Another 30 odd minutes later and we resumed with Hicks and Soper at the crease. Hicks soon departed for a well made 87. 7-240 still 23 runs adrift. The skipper Ahmed (11*) then joined Soper (20*) and the runs were knocked off''''.or so we thought. We came off at 6.15pm, sat down, relaxed a little and then sung the song in full voice. We then found out that the scores were in fact tied, so 25 minutes later we were back on the field to score one run. It came after 6 balls with Ahmed, for the second time in the day and the game, hitting the winning run.

A special thank you to the Falk brothers and to Jim Cattlin and Paul Stephenson for helping with tea and covers in what was at times a very frustrating day. Also thanks to the Saints players for help with covers and for not leaving the ground and taking the field after we all thought the game was over.

Iqbal

4th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

4th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

Fourth Grade Report v Parramatta

Week 1

Warm, hot, dry, oppressive heat''none of these elemental factors have greeted any cricketer in the greater Sydney district this summer for longer than half a day as the rain teemed down again all week.

The skipper feathers one through to the keeper - "it's in the scorebook champ"

Still the 4th grade team rocked up to what is possibly the quickest drying outfield in Sydney, if not the world (there probably should be some kind of disclaimer here as I haven't actually played on all of the fields in the world).

We heard reports from the North Shore that 1's, 3's and 5's were all washed out and already at the pub. This was at about 2 in the afternoon, just after it had been decided that we would start in roughly 1 hour and yep you guessed it I lost the toss for the 5th time in 7 games (which incidentally is the same number of games we have won). So the Stags were sent into bat on a dry-ish pitch.

Mitchell and Anthony started us off. Unfortunately Mitch wasn't out there for long, he was replaced by Las (35), and with Ant (73), the score was pushed up to 112 after 31 overs. Everything was looking peachy, we had about an hour left to play and thoughts of really attacking the Parra bowlers next week with wickets in hand was prominent in the minds of the onlookers. However, cricket being the funny game that it is saw us lose 6 wickets for 24 runs in 10. Iqbal and Shenal then successfully negotiated the final overs to close out the day at 7-155 of 48 overs.

With the score at 1-112, and the game due to finish an hour late - at 6:30 ' the captain was asked by Millar if he could leave half an hour early ' he was after all batting at a deserved No. 10 ' to attend his sister's 21st birthday party as the boat departed at 6:45 for a harbour cruise. This was agreed to by an understanding skipper. However, as Millar proceeded to get out of his whites and into his black and whites (tux), proper bow tie and all, he quickly found himself back in the changeroom and dressed in his cricket whites as his teammates conspired against him leaving early. Needless-to-say, the captain and Shenal ensured he wasn't needed out in the middle.

Anthony was in the zone against the Eels

Week 2

One ball that's all it takes, as Iqbal (9) found out, given out caught behind (I still maintain I didn't hit it but 'it's in the scorebook champ'- team mates). Shenal and Cubbage (back from his stint in 3rd grade and the lower grades) then took the score to 197 when Shenal (18) tickled one to the keeper. Cubbage (27) was soon out to a full toss, I believe, to have us all out for 202. James Campbell left with red ink and telling anyone that listened that another hundred went begging.

Gordon then took the field with a skip in our stride as we knew 202 with a slow outfield was very defendable.

And it was. By 7 runs and 3 balls of the day to spare.

It was an innings that seesawed with an early wicket to Soper, then a good partnership only to be broken with two wickets falling quickly to Campbell who finished with 3-28. Two of those wickets were especially enjoyed by the Gordon players; one being an old Gordon player, Tim Fragogianas, trapped plumb in front, as well as the last wicket of the match in the final over of the day.

We then managed to take wickets consistently during the innings with Ant picking up a crucial one and Captain Agility picking up a bag (5-43) (Editor's note: Although he is too humble to mention it, Iqbal bowled beautifully - and justified his decision to take the ball in front of Cubbage-Wilson)

It has been said before that catches win matches, and it would be remiss of me not to mention the sensational catches of John Blake and Guy Hicks, without these it may have been a different story. Both behind the wicket and both truly sensational catches.

I should also mention the efforts of Anthony and then Jono Wigham with the gloves as they were filling in for the missing in action Las who was out. A very special thank you also to David Millar, who, when 5th grade was called off, came and fielded for the injured Las ' mainly because the skipper knew he had keeping gear for the other players to use.

Iqbal (Captain Agility)

4th Grade Report vs Eastern Suburbs - Round 7

4th Grade Report vs Eastern Suburbs - Round 7

Successful outing for 4th Grade  

After the majority of the team had successfully negotiated the polling booths, Mitch and Chad being the exceptions (Chad for obvious reasons, Mitch less so), Fourth Grade arrived at Killara keen to back up their good win from last week. However, we were quickly reminded of the joys of playing at home, the rain playing havoc with the removal of covers and the warm up. The team was somehow not able to fit in both before the start of play an hour late at 11 o'clock. Having said this, most of the team did manage to squeeze in a trip to the shops and the delay also gave Mitch time to go and express his political views.

The hairiest man at the Stags, Adam Cubbage

Just for a change, Iqbal, a.k.a. Captain Agility, won the toss but as usual the Fourths found themselves in the field first. The decision looked to be a good one early as Umayr and JK started well, JK picking up a wicket in the second over. However the constant drizzle meant the new ball didn't last long and with the help of a few dropped chances East's put together a good partnership for the second wicket. James Campbell and Chad Soper toiled hard with a wet ball, but the turning point of the East's innings came with the introduction of the two leggies. Captain Agility and the hairiest man at Gordon, Adam "Cubs" Cubbage (sorry "Sticks" Kenner), both produced brilliant spells, finding both turn and bounce in what were very difficult conditions for wrist spinners. These two were able to peg back the opposition when it looked like the game may have been getting away from the Stags, Iqbal and Cubs taking 1-37 and 1-39 respectively off their 10 overs. Blair Lindsay also picked up a cheeky wicket after figuring out that it is much more effective when the ball hits the pitch before it gets to the batsman (something Marvell would do well to take note of).

JK and Umayr were brought back to finish off the innings, something the Fourths had struggled to do on occasions this season. However these two were able to produce top class death bowling which saw East's bowled out on the last ball of the innings for 234 ' JK finishing with 4-42 and Umayr 2-41. This was a top effort and a great fight back in what were difficult bowling and fielding conditions. We had a target we were confident of overhauling and why wouldn't we be with the support and encouragement of Missy on the sidelines 'Marvell you're rubbish, you're gona get a duck today'.

A top spell by this maturing fast bowler, James Kennedy

The partnership of the Blair-Mitch Project (thanks Missy) again opened the innings for Gordon and was looking good, with some typical Mitch batting mixed with some classy strokes from Blair taking the score to 59 before Mitch was dismissed for 31. Blair Lindsay (70) continued to bat well and provided some stability to the innings as wickets continually fell around him. Las was dismissed cheaply giving the wicketkeeper catching practice and Marvell quickly followed, fulfilling Missy's prophecy. Cam Crawford managed 5 off 397 balls and has consequently been given a few months off to think about his actions. Chad Soper again showed what a beautiful placer of the ball he is by perfectly picking out the man at deep mid-on and, when Iqbal and JK quickly followed the loss of Blair, the Stags were reeling at 8-175 off 43 overs with 60 runs still needed for victory.

Thoughts among the team turned to saving the bonus point, with hope of even achieving that seeming slim at best. However Cubby and Umayr had different things on their minds and what followed was one of the best displays of power hitting mixed with sensible batting I have even seen. With Umayr's enormous power and Cubby's new found ability to hit the ball off the square, they proceeded to smash the East's bowlers to all parts of Killara Oval (and on a few occasions out of it) to easily pick up the 9 runs needed off each over. A very nervous team (particularly James Campbell, the next man in) watched on as 5 runs were needed of the last over. Cubs and Umayr pushed 4 singles off the first 5 balls, scores were tied, one ball left. What would it be, Yorker? Length-ball? The answer is none of the above as the bowler proceeded to deliver a half-tracker slower-ball which Cubs dispatched to the square-leg boundary to complete what was one of, if not the most amazing win I have ever been involved in. Congratulations must go to everyone in the team and especially Cubs (74*) and Umayr (20*) for their great partnership.

** Many thanks must also go to Tim Cubbage for leaving the ground on Saturday thus allowing Adam to score the runs.

Brett Marvell (ghost written by Missy Higgins)

4th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 6

4th Grade Report vs Campbelltown - Camden - Round 6

4th Grade vs Ghosts

The long trip out to Raby really set the tone for 4th grade in the morning session. Iqbal actually won a toss and decided to send the Ghosts in on what was an overcast morning, looking promising for a bit of early movement. We did get some movement with the ball early but unfortunately it was directed more to the boundary. JK and Chad opened up with the new rock but struggled to find their lines early. Despite this the batsmen looked less than convincing and some tight fielding soon saw the game turn in our favour.

Cubbage with a strong spell - fuelled by a solid Friday night

James Campbell was the pick of the bowlers picking up a very tidy 3-31 from his ten. Bowling with him in the heat was Adam Cubbage who picked up 3-45 from his ten, another fine effort. We regrouped around this bowling partnership and really choked the run scoring options for the opposition who were forced to pick singles in the last 15 overs. Well done to JK for his efforts in the final over's, bowling a tight line much like we see each Tuesday and Thursday. He finished with figures of 1-37 from his ten overs. Campbelltown finished with 229 from their fifty over's, a very achievable chase.

 

The lunch break gave us the chance to cool down in what had become a very hot day in the sun. We took this chance to watch the 2nd grade batsmen grind it out in the face of a pressing Campbelltown opposition. In our own run chase we were privy to a good early start, very good. Mitch Kleem took to the air with some well stuck, lofted on drives that saw the scoreboard tick over at an alarming 9 run per over rate. The fall of Mitch for a well made 41 saw us at 2-85, and called for a consolidation on this good start. Enter Las Kannangara. He batted extremely well in the heat for his 37, stabilising the innings for over an hour. Together with Brett Marvel they saw that a Gordon win was not far off. Brett, after a well constructed start began to let his arms free with some cracking strokes through midwicket. Brett and Chap Soper saw us to the end of our innings finishing on 66* and 25* respectively. The Gordon innings closed with us at 4/231 in 43 overs, a most convincing and well earned win for 4th grade.

 Blair Lindsay

4th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

4th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

4th Grade vs ND's

Once upon a time there lived the mighty Gordon 4's
Who ventured to Asquith Oval for a worthy cause
Iqbal Ahmed lost the toss and ND's sent us into bat
Gordon batsman waited and sat.

The author, Kleem, in full flight

Kleem departed cheaply
With runs craved so deeply
James Martin fell to a curse
His mum is apparently former Miss Universe

Crawford and Marvell departed quickly
And the scorecard looked rather sickly
Jono Wigham managed 26
Not enough to impress the chicks.

Chad Soper batted brilliantly for 74
What an excellent innings we all saw.
Iqbal Ahmed got 41
9 short of a half ton.

210 was a the total to defend
a miracle was required; uymar was to send
He took 2/38
The others would have to wait.

Chad Soper took 1/43
But that was all there would be
ND'S passed our score
That's the news in grade four

Thanks,
Mitch Kleem

4th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 2)

4th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 2)

The "Cams" bring 4th Grade home

Day 2 and another flat track at Tunks and not an umpire to be seen as the Bears elected to push towards the physiological mark of 300. The nine overs that the Stags were in the field for were quite comical as it turned out. Within the first 3 overs, there were 5 chances given and only 2 of them taken. Captain Iqbal managed to spill two chances until Charley 'Duck' Turner and Cam Eccals showed him how to catch with one each at mid-on and mid-off. Then a runout was created but who claimed the fantasy points is unknown as the ball passed through 3 sets of hands as both batsmen ended up at one end. With that, the Bears declared 8 for 299, leaving us 300 runs to get in 69 overs.

A maiden grade century for Cam Crawford

The chase didn't begin well and the Stags were in deep trouble at 3 for 49  but Harry Turner and Cam Crawford settled the ship. Harry wasn't able to produce another 100 this time around but made very a classy 32 and set the platform for the two Cameron's to play some aggressive and very stylish cricket. Cam '#1' Crawford continued his form from the day before with a great century which took the wind out of the Bears sails. The partnership of 109 between the Cams (Eccles being the other) edged us closer but, only a few balls after bringing up his ton, Crawford was adjudged LBW for a magnificent 102. This brought Cubbage to the crease who, in partnership with Eccles, was able to add another 49 to the total until he played all round a straight one and was out LBW for 21.

Iqbal came and went, and with the score 7 for 261, Tids was more than a little nervous and unable to hold the camera still enough to take any snaps. He need not have worried as Cam Eccles and Chad Soper finished the run chase off with an over to spare. Cam fought through a knee injury and cramps to produce a fine 86 not out and Chad hit a clean 21 not out.

Eccles in his first grade game, steering the Stags home

Another fantastic run chase for fourth grade. Now all we need to do is win a toss, bat first and see how we go about defending a total.

A big thankyou must go out to two parents, Kev Hepworth (North Sydney) and Tim Cubbage for umpiring and Tids for his never ending generosity in putting $100 on the bar for fourth grade.

Adam Cubbage

4th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 1)

4th Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 1)

4th Grade do well in containing the Bears

Some say that winning the toss is skill and others say it is based on pure luck under the assumption that there is no possibility for strategy. Whichever side you take, we know that the toss can decide whether you're out in the field, bowling in conditions which are perfect for batting, or you have the luxury of sitting in the shade watching your openers set about amassing a large total.

Shenal performs well down at Tunks Park

With that said, 4th Grade has found themselves, for the 3rd consecutive time this season, in the field on good batting tracks. Tunks Park again provided the backdrop for this North Shore match and again another flat track. All the bowlers toiled hard in the heat, but were still looking at a score of 2/130 at the break. Chad Soper (1-27) and Shenal Siriwardhene (1-53) had picked up the first couple of wickets. As the weather changed so did the momentum of the game. The Stags picked up some quick wickets from Charlie Turner (1-37) and Adam Cubbage (1-49) plus a great run out by Brett Marvell saw the Bears 5/270 at the close of play. A great effort to keep them at that, for at one stage it looked as though they would end up with a 350+ score.

With only 270 on the board, the Bears, should look to push on to the magical number of 300. So a tough chase is ahead for the 4ths, but with the depth of the line up 300 should be reeled in next Saturday.

Adam Cubbage

4th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

4th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

4th Grade bring home the points

The start of round two saw the 4th grade team at home for the second successive game, only this time we were pushed out of Chatswood oval by second grade who in turn were pushed out of Killara Oval by first grade due to the horse flu affecting the lions first grade home ground. We were greeted with two picture perfect days straight out of the Queensland weather bureau.

Harry Turner during his brilliant display with the willow

Day 1 - After the covers and sightscreens had been taken care off, the skipper managed to keep his perfect percentage (that being 100%) with the toss being lost twice in two weeks.

Fairfield-Liverpool predictably decided to have a bat on what was, as it turned out, a good wicket with quite a bit of grass covering it. It was a good tight battle between bat and ball, where we bowling good tight lines making the batsmen work hard for their runs, and this was reflected at tea with the score at 3/116 after 40 overs. The skipper would have liked a few more wickets but on the whole was pretty happy with what the team produced.

The pick of the bowlers was, for the second game in a row, wheels Kennedy (2/16 off 13), who was well supported by his good mate (and quite possibly a real contender for the hairiest man award, at the club, and maybe even beating the skipper of 5th grade) Cubbage (3/46 off 16) and Knox's young gun Rob Edwards (2/48 off 12).

The next 40 overs was a bit of a mixed bag for the young stags as the heat of the day and wickets in hand for the Lions started to tell. Dropped catches was what hurt us the most as the lions posted 288 for 9 off the allotted 80 overs.

Day 2 ' The skipper of the Lion's team then threw out a sporting declaration giving us the chance to bat the same amount of overs on a day 2 pitch that had some wear and tear around the popping creases. This didn't deter us as Stuart 'Choppy' Slocombe (7) and Las (14) got us underway. Choppy was out trying the old suicide run hitting the ball almost straight back to the bowler and running when the score was on 14. Las then crunched one straight into the Lion's skipper's stomach/armpit and was duly out caught with the score on 41. Cam Crawford after his successful bout in 5th grade last week came and went for 5, the victim of what could've been a telling decision.

Harry Turner was next in after coming off on top in 5th grade the previous week as well, and the youngster didn't disappoint. He and Marvell (who went in at the loss of the first wicket) then put on a valuable partnership (69) before Marvell was stumped after tea for 54. Edwards (3) and Soper (9) came and went and with the score at 6-171 after 62 overs it was starting to look like we had left our run a little late.

Brett Marvell on his way to his half-century

Then enter Cubbage, fresh from reeking havoc with his fizzing fingers (I hear Tiddles was quite impressed), the two then put on a match winning display of fours and cheeky singles to bring the Stags home in a canter. The pair added 118 runs in 16.3 overs. It was exciting and thrilling and all at the ground (about 15 spectators) went home with a smile on their faces after watching a wonderful display of batting from the pair. Turner finished with 133* and Cubbage with 44*.

A great win for the 4th's against tough opposition.

What a day, what a weekend'''go you Sea Eagles (the reporter did actually have the knowledge of the result from the night before, just to rub it in to some club mates).

Congrats to 3rd grade who also got up in a tight fight, and to Higgins who scored his maiden (test?) century for the Stags (if you haven't heard about it give it time and I'm sure he'll tell you all about it).

Iqbal

4th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

4th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

4th Grade go down in a close one

With a mixture of excitement and nerves, the 4th grade team began its long journey to the Promised Land in late March. Unfortunately the captain made his first mistake of the day by losing the toss and the team ended up fielding first down old Chatswood way, on what looked like a nice flat even paced wicket.

Brett Marvell strokes one to the fence

The young 4th grade team took the field with gusto and had the panthers in trouble early with two quick wickets to debutant Chad Soper (2/43 off 9). Another two from the skipper (2/26 off 10) saw the Panthers reeling at 4 for 66 in the 24th over. Everything seemed to be going smoothly at this point. Unfortunately just after the second drinks break, the wheels fell off and the panthers took full advantage smashing 109 runs off the last 12 overs to finish at 235 with the loss of only 6 wickets. James 'Wheels' Kennedy was the pick of the bowlers, but with little luck on his side ended his ten overs wicket-less (0/22).

A short boundary on one side and a quick outfield had the older team members quietly confident. We then had a terrible start with Stuart 'Choppy' Slocombe (4) losing his off stump at the end of the first over to the very quick opening bowler for the Panthers. I believe Choppy had fired him up a little with a few choice words about his bowling action! We then had a good partnership between Las (21) and debutant Blair Lindsay (54), but after these two were removed with the score on 82 and then 121 respectively the middle order stumbled with three quick wickets lost for 27 runs.

This put pressure on the lower order and we never really recovered going down by 22 runs to be all out for 213. Special mention should go to the Panther's bowlers who kept us in the game by conceding a whopping 47 sundries, including 28 wides and 11 no balls.

So a disappointing start for a young team, especially as we heard at the end of the day that we were the only Gordon team that lost on the day.

Iqbal

 

Gordon Colts Match Reports 07/08

Gordon Colts Match Reports 07/08

The Gordon Colts team plays in the Metropolitan Cup

For the Colts schedule go to Fixtures

Colts match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

Two Green Shield players named in combined sides

Two Green Shield players named in combined sides

Two Green Shield players named in combined sides

Congratulations to Tom Lamont (1sts)  and Henry Carmichael (2nds) who have been selected in the combined Green Shield teams for their match this Wednesday at Mona Park Auburn.

(Tom Lamont in action)

Tom stated his claim to a spot with a number of good performances up to the last round, however his 212 not out against Sydney University would have certainly put him high on the selectors list. Tom finished with 375 runs at an average of 75.

Henry performed well with both bat and ball and finished with 116 runs at 23 and 10 wickets at 13.10.

Also our manager Mark Carmichael has been appointed as manager of the Second XI team as a thank you for his excellent managerial work with the team.

(Henry Carmichael in action below)

The teams are:

First XI: Justin Younes (StG), Sean Abbott (Captain, Par), Tom Lamont (Gor), Kurtis Patterson (StG), Nick Bertus (Par), Matthew Foster (Blk), Alex Graham (Par), Daniel Brain (wk, Mos), Scott Heaney (Haw), Glen Fairweather (Mos), Pat Cummins (Pen), Harpreet Singh (WS). Mgr Tony Monaghan (Par).

Second XI: Angus Robson (Captain, UNSW), Gabriel Joseph (Par), Dale McKay (Haw), Mark Rice  (Sut), Joshua Clarke (Pen), Damien Carroll (CC), Blake Greening (StG), Henry Carmichael (Gor), Chamath Samarasinghe (WS), Ken Butcher (wk, Ban), Karwin Rogers (FL), Prince Bedi (WS). Mgr Mark Carmichael (Gor).

Reserves: (will be contacted if required): Michael Birch (NS), Gavin Taylor (ND), Max Fraser (Pen), Malaka Jayawickreme (Blk), Luke Dempsey (Par), Scott Warren (CC), Andrew Lambros (UNSW), Nathan Jattan (FL), Matthew Taylor (Mos), Chris Ashby (Par), Ben Royall (WS).

Venue: Mona Park Cnr Mona Street & Chisholm Road, Auburn
Date: Wednesday 23 January 2008.
Time: 8:30am for 9:30am start.

Spirit of Cricket is alive and well at Gordon

Spirit of Cricket is alive and well at Gordon

Spirit of Cricket is alive and well at Gordon

James Ryan gets recognition from umpires

It is not often that under 16 year old cricketers get to play matches with Pura Cup umpires, and that occurred for the Gordon Green Shield team in their match earlier this season against Bankstown when Darren Goodger was one of the umpires at Beauchamp.

(James Ryan pulls off a great stumping against Bankstown)

After the match the umpires spoke with our captain and club officials to congratulate the team on their spirit of cricket during the game.

In their match report submitted to the SCA, the umps made the following comments'

'In the 18th over of the Gordon innings, batsman James Ryan had the opportunity to take overthrow runs. He was called to do so by his partner at the crease, but declined as the ball had touched the toe of his bat after it had been thrown at the bowler's end wicket by a member of the Bankstwon side. James's partner did not realise this had occurred. This was a fine piece of sportsmanship on James's part as the ball only just brushed his bat and there was no obvious deflection. His action epitomised the game's true spirit, ahead of his team's fortunes, as the opportunity was there to take at least two runs as overthrows'

Also numerous members of the Gordon side applauded and congratulated Daniel Sams (Bankstown) on a fine innings immediately after he was dismissed' (end of quote)

Well done James on you fine attitude and we look forward to your involvement next season in both club teams and the Academy.

PS. Gordon won the match by one run...

The webmaster

Tom Lamont scores 212 not out in Green Shield

Tom Lamont scores 212 not out in Green Shield

Tom Lamont scores 212 not out in Green Shield

190 minutes off 152 balls to blast Gordon to 3 for 352

There is one record in the one hundred and three years of Gordon cricket that everyone says will never be broken, however at least Tom Lamont got more than half way there. The record I am referring to is the 320 runs scored by Ken Eastwood in a Green Shield one day match in 1951. The same season Ken scored 137 in another match and a total of 900 runs for that Green Shield season.

(Tom is congratulated as he leaves the field after his 221 not out)

Tom Lamont has definitely posted a modern day record with the second highest score ever for a Gordon Green Shield player of 212 not out at Sydney University Oval on Sunday January 13.

This score now passes a score of 144 by Jason Jarrett in 1988 and 137 by David Edwards, the brother of Rob Edwards, in 2001.

Tom innings was an classic example of controlled hitting in the early stages and then an onslaught towards to the end. Tom's innings came of 152 balls and included 18 fours and 7 sixes. There is no doubt the students peaceful afternoon in the surrounding buildings would have been significantly disturbed while Tom was at the crease.

Tom shared an excellent partnership for the second wicket of over 150 with Alex Shaw who scored 61 after moving into the opening role having spent most of his time in the lower order during the season.

(Alex Shaw avoids a bouncer during his 61)

The Greenies scored 3 for 352 and defeated Sydney University who finished with 9 for 119 when rain stopped play at 4.45pm. 

A report on the match will be forwarded soon by James Ryan.

Congratulations to Tom on a great innings and certainly one that Ken Eastwood would be proud of. Ken is living in Melbourne and at 73 is still involved in cricket as an umpire.

Scores

Gordon 3 for 352 (Tom Lamont 212 not out, Alex Shaw 61, Chad Soper 32, Henry Carmichael 20 not out defeated

Sydney University 9 for 119 (Tom Ledgerwood 2 for 25, Declan Jacrot 2 for 18, Henry Carmichael 1 for 16, Justin Avendano 1 for 20, Dan Lake 1 for 22)

The webmaster

Photos of Tom's innings below

     

Green Shield team gets up by one run

Green Shield team gets up by one run

'A victory for the ages' ' but only if you are under 16 years!

Gordon home by 1 in a thriller!

At 9/195 and chasing Gordons' 9/196 Bankstown were confident! With young Darren Jayaskera steaming in for the first ball of the 60th and final over, the crowd hushed' a full ball' a cover drive' a diving catch'. victory to Gordon, in a pulsating Green Shield match.

(Tom Lamont clears the fence during his 46 - Photo Tony Wilson) 

So ended an excellent game of cricket with the 'Greenies' defeating a strong Bankstown line up by one run! A full match report will follow however the boys are to be congratulated on a great performance. Club legend Michael Falk was heard to utter, 'never in doubt', although not everyone shared his confidence.

A great win which sets the scene for the Green Shield boys who face Blacktown in their next match on January 3.

(Tom Ledgerwood bowls, James Ryan appeals for a stumping, NSW umpire Darren Goodger agrees and the boys celebrate)    

 

        

Since our Poidevin Gray victory against Bankstown on October 28, club supporter Dick Huey has referred to that game as the 'Act of God" match when we went from 5 for 61 to somehow score 295. Well we are not sure what the Bankstown club will call this game. We will leave that to your imagination.

The game ebbed and flowed all day with Gordon starting slowly, accelerating, slowing down again and eventually posting a good score at Beauchamp with the slow outfield. Bankstown followed a similar pattern, however lost three wickets at a time on three occasions with Declan Jakrot collecting 3 wickets in one over.

(Declan Jakrot "in full flight" - photo Tony Wilson) 

Green Shield Scores

Gordon 9 for 196 (60 overs) (Tom Lamont 46, Henry Carmichael 34, Jono Wigham 34, Tom Ledgerwood 29) defeated

Bankstown 195 (59.1 overs) (Declan Jakrot 3 for 23 (9), Chad Soper 2 for 18 (10), Henry Carmichael 1 for 21 (10), Darren Jayasekera 1 for 24 (5.1), Tom Ledgerwood 1 for 43 (10)

 

Green Shield Squad announced

Green Shield Squad announced

Green Shield Squad announced  

Following our final selection trial this week, the Gordon selectors are pleased to announce the 2007-08 A.W.Green Shield Squad.

(Gordon Green Shield Captain Henry Carmichael)  

Our Green Shield team will commence its season on December 16 in a match against St. George at Hurstville Oval. To view the full schedule click here.

In addition to this squad, the selectors will also soon be announcing our Under 16 Academy members for the season and these boys will be presented with Academy shirts and caps on Thursday November 1 at Chatswood Oval from 5pm. A BBQ dinner will also be provided for players and parents. An additional announcement will be made prior to this date.     

The squad is:

Gordon DCC AW Green Shield team 2007-08

  • Henry Carmichael (Captain)
  • Mark Anderson
  • Justin Avendano
  • Chris Hulston
  • Declan Jakrot
  • Darren Jayasekera
  • Dan Lake
  • Tom Lamont
  • Tom Ledgerwood
  • Michael O'Shea
  • James Ryan
  • Alex Shaw
  • Chad Soper
  • Jonathan Wigham              

The first official Green Shield and Under 16 Academy net session will be held on Friday November 2 at Chatswood from 4pm.

Congratulations to all players.

Steve Colley and Rob Edwards selected in combined Green Shield team.

Steve Colley and Rob Edwards selected in combined Green Shield team.

Steve Colley and Rob Edwards selected in combined Green Shield team.

Steve Colley to captain Combined First XI

Gordon Green Shield representatives Steve Colley and Rob Edwards have been selected in the A.W Green Shield combined team to NSW Country on January 24.

Steve whoi also has been made the captain of the side finished the Green Shiled season with 260 runs at an average of 43 and also took 8 wicxkets at 15.75 with his off spin bowling.

(Steve Colley in action)

Rob was dominate with the ball collecting 14 wickets at an average of 12, while also scoring 169 runs at 28.

In addition to Steve and Rob, promising fast bowler Alrex Campbell made the reserves list for the match which is recognition for his strong performances with the ball.

The Green Shield season concluded during the week with the Gordon team just missing out on the semis in a tight loss to Penrith. (report to come).

(Rob Edwards in action)

A W GREEN SHIELD: Representative teams to play NSW Country Coaching Class, Wednesday 24 Jan at Mona Park 1 & 2.

First XI: Jarrod Walter (MW) Sean Abbott (Par) Tim Burns (Ban) Brett Jones (Haw) Ben Betros (Pen) Steve Colley (c) (Gor) Joshua Clinghan (FL) Tim Cummins (wk) (Pen) Nick Charlwood (vc) (RP) Nick Sharman (Sut) Josh Clarke (Pen) Robert Edwards (Gor).

Second XI: Corey Evans (CC) Edward Burgess (MW) Luke Stanton (StG) Dale McKay (Haw) David Paterson (c) (WS) Ben Marciante (Sut) Jacob McCann (wk) (vc) (FL) Anton Panucci (WS) Charith Mayadunne (ND) Adam Gummer (MW) Jamie Cruickshank (Haw) Nathan Brain (CC).

Reserves: James Broadbent (wk) (CC) Nicholas Bertus (Par) Daniel Smyth (Pen) Tom Christensen (MW) Tom Cooper (ND) George Thomakos (StG) Ben Bourke (CC) Alex Campbell (Gor) Alex Graham (Par) Eriq Parsons (UNSW) Stephen King (UTSB).



 

 

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 07/08

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 07/08

The Poidevin Gray Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 21 years of age.

The Poidevin Gray matches are played on a Sunday and is generally played over 7 rounds with a final for the top two placed teams.

For the PG schedule go to Fixtures.

Poidevin Gray match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

Poidevin Gray report vs Sutherland

Poidevin Gray report vs Sutherland

Poidevin Gray report vs Sutherland

The Gordon team arrived at the newly named Glenn McGrath Oval, full of confidence for their last game of the season. Cameron Eccles for an unavailable Slug Ritchie was the only change in a batting line-up that had (on paper) promised so much and yet had been bitterly disappointing throughout the comp.

(Harry Evans in action against Sutherland)

The deck was of some concern, having conceded 19 1st grade wickets on the Saturday and looking a little worse for wear after much rain during the week. The odd shower was falling; Gordon won the toss and batted; obviously predicting that the deck could not improve in the afternoon and could perhaps further deteriorate.

Unfortunately the batsmen again let the side down with some very soft dismissals, albeit on an awkward deck.  2 for 28 soon became

6 for 78 and we were in all sorts of trouble. Sutherland produced a handy attack that saw their quicks bowl a good line and length and their spinners extract some good turn, whilst maintaining great control. The only batsmen that defied the bowlers were Harry Evans (42), Nick Cheadle (38) and a short cameo knock from Rob Edwards (13 off 16 balls). Harry played an excellent solo knock in his 128 minutes at the crease (2 fours) and is really maturing as a bat and pushing for 1st grade honors as a batting keeper. Cheads ably supported Harry, clubbing 3 sixes and 2 fours in his 82 minutes at the crease. Gordon was all out for 141 in the 47th over. Our top order again failed to build on their own innings and thus any worthwhile partnerships. Concentration and application were missing and most importantly lack of mental toughness appears to be the greatest concern.

Was 141 going to be enough on a wicket that was difficult to play shots with a great deal of confidence? One David Murphy the Sutherland 1st grade opening bat had other ideas. With Sutherland at 0 for 62, he had reached his 50 in 29 balls (30min) with 5 sixes and 3 fours. Game over. It was a magnificent display of controlled hitting that neither the captain nor bowler could possibly contain in the early overs of the shortened game.

(Rob Edwards in action against Sutherland)

It was with much relief when Chris Archer was called on and as usual did the required job by clean bowling him for 55. Sutherland cruised to victory in the 28th over losing 2 wickets for 142. Arch claimed the other wicket to fall and was the pick of the bowlers taking 2 for 27 off his 8. James Kennedy continues his rapid improvement and despite one D Murphy, he bowled his 7 overs only conceded 27 runs in a gutsy display.

As the official 'Ger', perhaps I am allowed some latitude to reflect a little on the season. I would like to preface my remarks by saying that this squad has been one of the best teams that I have been associated with in my time back at Gordon. This then says a lot about Hoppa the coach, Brad the captain, Bob the scorer, all the parents and especially the players. Thank you Hoppa for your support and the effort that you continually put into the coaching role throughout the rather ordinary season. The player of the season was without doubt Chris Archer. He took 12 valuable wickets from beautifully flighted, turning left armers and was always consistent in the field. The confidence is now there and he knows he is ready to fill-in for 1st grade when Beau is absent on Sate duties. Harry Evans had an excellent season behind the stumps; Blair Lindsay has arrived as the opener; James Kennedy is the rapid improver and who could ever forget the win against the much-vaunted Bankstown team, with Cheads blasting 134 after coming in at 5 for 61. Next year augurs well (here we go again), as we only lose Brad and Sweens and gain the Y12's and the likes of Colley and Soper to put pressure on the established players. Bring it on.

One final reflection on the actual structure of the Poidevin Gray.

Questions have been raised about the age limit for the comp and some suggest that it should be moved to U19, instead of U21.  I have always been a great supporter of PG's and still believe it is an integral part of player development in the Sydney grade comp and must remain as such. However I also now believe, that in this day and age, some current 1st and 2nd graders at the age of 19 and 20 have other priorities on a Sunday morning. Lowering the age limit would not affect the vital Greenies comp and would encourage younger lower grade players, plus those at school and those leaving the Greenies to strive to be picked in this prestigious competition.

Tony Wilson (Ger)

Poidevin Gray Report vs Hawkesbury

Poidevin Gray Report vs Hawkesbury

Poidevin Gray Report vs Hawkesbury 

The Gordon PG's team arrived at Chatswood oval on Sunday morning hoping to keep our slim semi-final hopes alive with a win against a strong Hawkesbury side, as well as hoping to contribute valuable club championship points to Gordons' overall tally.

(Rob Edwards makes a fine debut against the Hawks)

After a thorough warm up, we found ourselves in the field where a fiery opening spell performed by James Kennedy (2-27) and new comer Rob Edwards (1-52) had the Hawks in all sorts of bother at 2 for 10. Wickets continued to fall quite regularly, thanks mainly to a sizzling spell of spin bowling from Chris Archer (3-30), and at 6 for 130, the Gordon boys were confident of bundling the Hawks out for a sub-180 total. Unfortunately, a significant partnership then developed for the Hawks 7th wicket, and despite the best efforts of Elliot Richtor (2-51) and Matty Jones (1-54), the short Chatswood boundary continued to cop a hammering and the Hawks ended up with a total of 245, thanks mainly to a fine innings to their captain Scott Henry (142). 

Despite this, the Gordon batsmen were confident of chasing down this total, however, with the consistent loss of wickets, and no significant partnerships being formed, we were bundled out for 107. Debutant Rob Edwards (21 not out) completed an impressive debut through hitting out strongly, while Brad Rasool (20) batted solidly whilst trying to hold the innings together. It was also good to see Nick Cheadle (14) give Henry a bit of his own medicine in the way of hitting a couple of sweetly timed sixes over the short Chatswood boundary.

(James Kennedy...straight out of the Rod Hokin technique manual) 

In the end a disappointing result, however, with one game left against Sutherland, the boys are all very keen to finish the season on a positive note, in order to contribute to the Club Championship race, and also to ensure Tiddles gives the all clear for another PG's night out!!       

Jack Ritchie

Poidevin Gray Report vs Saints

Poidevin Gray Report vs Saints

Poidevin Gray Report vs Saints 

A very strong PG's side was chosen to take on the Saints.

We batted first on what looked to be an good deck but with the exception of Blair 'Mr Consistent' Lindsay, our top order couldn't get going to give us a good start.

(Blair brings up his 50 against saints)

Blair showed a great deal of respect for his wicket and the discipline required with his shot selection to score  50 until an unfortunate run out stopped his progress . We ended up making a very ordinary and disappointing 133 especially with what seems like a tremendously strong batting line up with a lot of depth.   

After a short rain break we set out to defend 133. All bowlers bowled well but really were unable to create any pressure. Saints got the total 2 down and inside 40 overs to claim a bonus point.

Although this was a very disappointing loss I think we will be better for it after having a long team discussion after the game trying to fix the problem. With everyone adding a couple of comments on what is going wrong, we all agreed we have the potential to be great side if we can play with more intensity, discipline and value our wicket.  

We are looking forward to taking on a very strong Wests side on the 5th January.

Steve Colley

 

Second Grade Match Reports 07/08

Second Grade Match Reports 07/08

The Second Grade team plays for The Albert Cup.

All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants. Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Second grade schedule go to Fixtures

Second Grade match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

2nd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 15

2nd Grade Report vs Manly - Round 15

2nd Grade miss out on Finals

The finals for second grade started a week early with the young reserve graders knowing they needed a win to secure a place in the top six. However, at 3-3 with Lindsay, Evans and Garratt back in the pavilion we knew we were in for a tough day. Dowsley and Richtor batted through the tough times with the ball moving around a lot more than expected. After a slow first hour of consolidation, runs began to flow more readily. Richtor took on the bowlers, played some impressive shots and quickly reached 47 off 65 balls before he was caught in the outfield. The score was 4-76. Dowsley was next to fall for 34 off 58 balls with the score at 5-93. He had looked solid and confident all morning, with some memorable shots including a great six, but was disappointed with his soft dismissal when a captain's innings was required.

Richtor taking to the Manly bowlers

After the fall of Dowsley and Richtor we needed others to step up to reach a high total, but unfortunately no one was able to get going. We were all out for a disappointing 119.

A big effort early on with the new ball and early wickets was what was required. Everyone thought Garath Wright had given us the start we needed when he seemingly had their opening batsman out "caught behind" in the 4th over. However the umpire saw it differently and claimed he had not seen a deflection when everyone else at the ground thought otherwise. Who knows what would have happened if this had been given out as that batsman went on to score 57 not out and put the result beyond doubt. Manly passed our total with the loss of one wicket, with Ritchie the sole wicket taker.

There was an anxious wait as results came in from the other matches, but it was not to be and Sydney Uni and Campbeltown's victories ensured we went from 5th to 7th on the table. It was very disappointing to end the season on such a note, especially given we won 3 and drew 1 of our 4 games against the top six. On a positive note, it was a very young squad who all showed a lot of potential and enthusiasm throughout the year and should be congratulated for the positive steps they've all taken. Hopefully the result in this last round will spur everyone on to push for a higher result next season. Good luck to 1st and 4th grade in the finals.

Dowse

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 2)

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 2)

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown ' Day 2

The reserve graders arrived back at Joe Macleer Oval needing only 10 runs to get first innings points. Due to heavy rain on Friday night, the ground was damp and there was a wet strip down the pitch. This caused an hour and a half delay.

We started at 12 and lost Eccles and Cheadle before getting the target. Ben 'BG' Garratt and Jules Stephenson finished the innings off 10 runs ahead of Blacktown's 136. BG finished 78*.

Benny Garratt leaves the field with an unbeaten 78

The talk was that Blacktown was going to make a game of it so Dowsley decided to declare. Both Blacktown openers came out trying to get quick runs. James 'JK' Kennedy got an early break through bowling a short one, catching the glove of the batsmen and went straight to Cheadle at gully. Jules bowled without luck and the batsmen found him very hard to get away.

The other opener and the no. 3 batted the way Blacktown did in the first innings and it didn't seem like they were going to set a target until they came out hitting after lunch.

We could say that our bowling wasn't at its best, with both senior bowlers battling injuries and JK, being under 19, could only bowl so many over's. This brought on the likes of Nick Dowsley, Jack 'Slug' Ritchie and Elliot 'Emo' Richtor. Nick would have had a wicket if it wasn't for a no ball. The Slug picked up 3-58 and Emo 2-14. A bit of a hoax I think, especially when the openers toil away for 40 overs and get no result and these two come on and get 5 wickets between them in 10 overs.

Blacktown declared at 6-214 leaving us the target of 204 off 34 overs with the required run rate of 6 per over.

The innings couldn't have got off to a worse start losing 4 early wickets for only 30 runs. Nick Dowsley and Jack Ritchie steadied the ship, making sure Blacktown didn't get a sniff. They both finished not out when the game was called off with no team able to get the outright victory.

This was a good win for the reserve graders, but we will have to play tougher cricket if we want to play in the finals. We were perhaps guilty of taking a little too much for granted on day two after our good performance on the 1st day. In the discussion after the game we all agreed that improvement was necessary when we play 12th placed Manly in a must win game next weekend.

Elliot Richtor

 

Scores

Gordon 7/146 dec (Ben Garratt 78 not out) and 4 for 53 (Nick Dowsley 22 not out) defeated

Blacktown 136 (Adair Durie 4 for 24, James Kennedy 2 for 26, Julian Stephenson 2 for 21) and 6/213 dec (Jack Ritchie 3 for 58, Elliot Richtor 2 for14)

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14 (Day 1)

2nd Grade Report vs Blacktown ' Day 1

The reserve graders turned up at Joe Macleer Oval knowing we had to keep winning to keep our finals hopes alive.

Jules is certain that he has picked up an early wicket!

On a slightly soft and damp pitch, Nick Dowsley (Digger) won the toss and chose to have a bowl. Jules and Adair "Judge" Durie started off well, beating the bat numerous times before Jules struck twice before drinks.

Our standard of bowling was top notch as the Blacktown batsmen were constantly playing and missing...

After drinks James "JK" Kennedy came on and quickly learnt that bowling short wasn't his length. After this, he found his line and, like the openers, he beat the bat a lot and showed us why he is becoming a good second grade bowler. The 'Praying Mantis' finished with 2/23 from 13 including 8 maidens.

Digger this season has emphasised to get at least one run out a game. A brilliant piece of fielding with a pick up and direct hit from Blair Lindsay saw Blacktown's best batsmen well short of his ground and this saw the home team struggling at 5-60 at lunch.

After lunch Judgie (4-24) bowled tightly after being frustrated from not getting a wicket in the first session. Along side Judgie was Cheadle (1 wicket) who bowled well and was unlucky not to get more with the lower order batsmen swinging for the hills and getting away with it. At this point in time down came the 'Chevans' (Cheadle and Evans) fan club to get some snap shots of both them in action. Good timing Tony.

The only disappointment was that it took an hour to get the last 2 wickets and the last pair added 30 runs.

A mention has to go to the standard of fielding displayed in the last few games. It has been flawless with all catches being taken, runs being stopped in the ring and we have picked up our goal of a couple of run outs.

A calmer looking Judge after having his efforts rewarded with 4 wickets

After tea Evans and Blair Lindsay came out chasing the score of 136 with 36 overs left till the end of play. The talk was to play normally and let the runs come, and if we got the runs required before the end of play that would be a bonus. Both the openers fell early. However Digger and Ben "BG" Garratt steadied the ship and put us back on track. Digger (16) fell with half an hour to go. Elliot Richtor fell quickly, but Jack Ritchie supported BG well with some classy plonks. Unfortunately he fell with an over to go but Eccles and BG saw the day out.

BG batted superbly, batting the way he normally does by picking the right ball to hit over the top. He has been the stand out 2nd grade bat all year and will continue to add to his runs tally as we look to push for the win and get a lead over Blacktown's 136.

It was a great day for the reserve graders and they will push for the win next week and 10 points could be there for the taking.

Scores 

Gordon 5-127 (Ben Garratt 68*, Nick Dowsley 16) vs Blacktown 136 (Adair Durie 4-24 off 16.2 overs, Julian Stephenson 2-21 off 15 overs, James Kennedy 2-26 off 13 overs).

Elliot Richtor

2nd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

2nd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

Second Grade Report vs Mosman (day 1)  

The 6th place Gordon second grade team arrived at Chatswood Oval on Saturday morning ready to take on the 1st placed Mosman team in a block-buster showdown. With the 2nd grade table quite congested from positions 4 to 10, this game is viewed as crucial in regard to our semi-final prospects.

(Reece Bombas during his century)

Having found ourselves batting on a hard Chatswood pitch, the innings didn't get off to the greatest of starts with the loss of 2 early wickets. However, not all was lost as Ben Garratt (42), after copping a few nasty blows on the body, set about steadying the ship with Elliot Richtor (38), continuing his awesome season with the bat, as his able accomplice. A partnership of immense proportions looked set to follow however, with the loss of 2 quick wickets, we found ourselves at 4 for 80 at lunch, with Garratt and Reece Bombass (109) the not out batsmen.

Batting with focus and patience, Garratt and Bombass set about imposing themselves on the Mosman attack after lunch, with Bombass in particular revealing his full array of strokes. After the unfortunate dismissal of Garratt, Bombass was well supported through fighting knocks from Cam Eccles and Nick Cheadle.

However, it was Reece Bombas' day, as he displayed his water-tight defence, as well as his audacious shot making in making his first century in grade cricket. It really was a text- book innings, and ensured that the team has some runs to work with this coming Saturday.

(Current former skipper Ben Garratt)

The Gordon team went out to field for the final 7 overs of the day, in the hope of picking up a few sneaky wickets and making some in-roads into the Mosman batting line up. Bowling with real fire and pace, opening bowlers Adair Durie and Gareth Wright didn't disappoint, both beating the bat numerous times, with Adair picking up 1 wicket to have Mosman 1 for 37 at the end of the day.

Overall the match is evenly poised, and hopefully with some good bowling and fielding this Saturday, we can come up with the points and further cement our spot in the top six.

Jack Ritchie         

2nd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 2)

2nd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 2)

2nd Grade stays within the top 6

Second Grade maintained their position in the top 6 with an awesome win over the highly thought of and experienced Mosman outfit last weekend. It really was a great team effort, with the wickets shared amongst all the bowlers, and everyone fielding at an extremely high standard.

Although there was no initial breakthrough in the opening few overs, wickets soon started to fall at constant rate, thanks mainly to fine opening spell from Adair Durie (3-62) and Gareth Wright (2-47). Both bowled very aggressively, whilst still being able to build pressure on the batsmen.

James Kennedy (1-14) continued his rise as a dominant 2nd bowler with an extremely hostile spell of bowling. Bowling with real pace, the 'preying mantis' used his height very well to trouble the batsmen, including former 1st class cricketer Marty Haywood, and was unlucky not to end up with more wickets.

Chris 'Cheads' Archer (3-37) again continued his fantastic season, taking 2 quick wickets during his first spell to really put the Whales on the back foot, and then sealing the win with a well disguised arm ball during his second spell. Chris also did well to come back from the battering he took from former Stag Warwick Adlam, who hit him for 3 consecutive sixes over the grandstand; hence the new nick-name, creatively thought of by wicketkeeper Harry Evans.

 

Durie slides one past the batsmen against the backdrop of a 8-1 field

In order to avoid the captain's wrath, I must make special mention of the teams brilliant effort in the field. It really was outstanding, the best all season by far, with all catches taken and all quick singles being terminated by the fieldsman in the ring, with the highlight being JK's great run out. The enthusiasm was maintained right through to the last wicket, and the overall standard augurs well for the rest of the season.

The Gordon top order saw out the day, with openers Harry Evans and Blair 'Witch' Lindsay both scoring 30 odd. It's good to see Harry recovered well from his night out at the cross with Tony Wilson (wonder what Rog thinks of that??) The other batsmen batted well to see out the day and receive some good time in the middle and match practice.

Overall a great team performance, and one that will need to be maintained this weekend against Blacktown at Joe Macleer. 

Jack Ritchie

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 12

2nd Grade Report vs Sydney - Round 12

2nd Grade get home in a thriller

'The wicket is good' is the message we received Friday evening, and although the wicket was true to Chatswood standards the outfield was somewhat damp. Both teams persevered for about an hour and play was underway. We bowled first and made the most of the overcast conditions, also working on our fitness putting on and taking the covers off half a dozen times. Nevertheless our bowlers worked hard to maintain rhythm through the many breaks, and did so with great effectiveness.

Evans and Bombas see 2nd Grade home

Standouts in our bowling performance came from our three mainstream quicks, Gareth (1-17 from 5), Nick "Medders" Medcalf (0-24 from 7) and James "JK" Kennedy (0-19 from 6). Something to put a smile on Tony's face was the Slug's (Jack Ritchie) cheeky wicket; he finished with 1-15 from 5. In and reduced over's match we restricted Sydney to 129 from 32 over's. A far from unobtainable target on a decent, although now wet Chatswood wicket.

Harry Evans (49*) was the pilot of the Gordon innings, anchoring the innings after losing quick wickets in the top order. He was joined by Elliot Richtor (41) and together they built the innings towards a Gordon victory. Batting was never easy for the duration of their 75 run partnership but the two worked hard for their runs which allowed us to snare 6 points when only one other grade game got on in Sydney. It was a great win for us in the lead up to the finals, catapulting us into 6th place and right in contention for a finals birth. With three rounds to go and the first of those against leaders Mosman, we'll have to be right on our game but we've proved we're well capable of this in our run after the Christmas break.

Blair Lindsay

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham (Day 2)

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham (Day 2)

2nd Grade report vs Randwick Petersham  

And so the B-graders returned to Coogee Oval for what many were touting as a season defining day. Having posted a season high 6/ 394 seven days prior, spirits were high among the assembled squadron and to burn off some of the excess energy in the sheds the boys joined the local Roger Ramjet running club for some warm-up drills. Medders in particular excelled over 200m ' and didn't he look a treat in the requisite bike shorts and sans shirt running attire!

(The tagteam Jack Ritchie and Nick Medcalf discussing "something")

While all this was going on the returning skipper declared prior to the commencement of play, in opposition to the majority who thought 500 would look neat on the scoreboard. With clouds overhead and concerns that the full allotment would not be bowled, Gareth 'G-Banger' Wright (1/58 off 20, 5 maidens) got the Stags off to the perfect start, clean bowling the shouldering arms opener, 1/0. At the other end Nick 'Muppet' Medcalf (2/65 off 14, 2 maidens), slowly recovering from his earlier sprints, began to find some line and rhythm and had the other opener caught smartly by Bombas in the gully.

This brought to the crease Randy Petes' most prolific pair who punished the bad balls that were a little too frequently presented and ran well between the wickets to frustrate the Stag's line-up. Enter James 'JK Rowling' Kennedy (1/51 off 15 overs, 4 maidens) who after building up some pace and bounce pinched the third wicket and boosted energy levels amongst the team.

(Gareth Wright at Coogee)

It was around this time the heavens opened for the first time and had both sides manning the covers, removing the covers, bowling two balls, manning the covers and then taking an early lunch. It was also around this time that the 2nds managed to achieve what many agreed had never been achieved before in Sydney Grade Cricket' they locked themselves out of the change rooms. With the sun re-shining and the pitch ready for play after a small delay, the boys sunned themselves in what little gear was not locked away in the sheds and reminisced over evenings passed in the presence of one T. Wilson. As this article lacks a disclaimer I won't go into details, but whatever you've heard, believe me, it's all true.

Upon our saviour's arrival with the magical key, the lads dressed in record time and retook the field - the rain plus the lock-out (and I thought second grade were famous for their lock-INS) had reduced the day to a minimum 88 overs.

(James Kennedy shows his style)

In the first half of the marathon middle session two further wickets fell, including that of the No. 4 who had started to impose upon the Gordon ranks. With half of the wickets claimed and half of the day remaining, the 2nds were well placed and circling their prey closely. What happened next was as unscripted as it was frustrating for the Stags - the RP's No. 6 and 7 combined in a partnership of 198 in over 3 hours to put first innings points out of reach. Throughout this time the Stags threw everything at the combo but to no avail. The No. 7, Otto (124*), was particularly savage on the spinners who tried to tempt false strokes but found themselves picking up the ball from beyond the boundary.

With less than 20 minutes on the clock and a shiny new ball in hand, Chris 'Cha Cha' Archer (2/56 off 22 overs, 11 maidens) bowled some of the best drifting and dipping deliveries of the day to pick up two late wickets to trigger thoughts of what might have been had we been able to crack the partnership 20 minutes earlier' but it was not to be, and at 7/ 320 both teams would be going home empty handed. But what a wicket, delivering 13/ 710 for the match!

Although having secured zero points in the past month from two rain affected draws, the Twos still have their sights set firmly on a semi-final berth but will rely on some improved weather along with consistency and application with bat and ball to return to the winner's circle - we look forward to seeing you there!

Ben Garratt.

(Arch does the full twist)

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 11 (Day 1)

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick - Petersham - Round 11 (Day 1)

Second grade report Day 1 vs Randwick Petersham

What better way to celebrate the Nation's 220th Birthday than with a spot of cricket at the picturesque Coogee Oval - 'for she's a jolly good fellow indeed...'

   

(Ben Garratt during his century ...courtesy A.Wilson photographics Inc)

With some changes to the Reserve grade line-up (scorer included), the baton was passed to a new look contingent, and having penned 'U/19' beside six of eleven names, the caretaker captain was sure to rely as heavily on his strategic skills as those developed through his affinity for Babysitter's Club novels.

With blue skies overhead and twenty-two F3 yards underfoot, the skipper won the toss (one from one) and had no hesitation in electing to have first use of the facilities. The task ahead for the Stags was clear: value your wicket, build partnerships throughout the day, and be there with wickets in hand at the end of the day to cash in and post 300+.

   

 (Harry Evans during his innings ...courtesy A.Wilson photographics Inc)

The openers, Blair 'In dire need of a nickname' Lindsay (72 off 135; 7x 4s) and Harry 'H' Evans (70 off 112; 7x 4s), got the ship off to its best start of the season, combining patient shot selection with an excellent understanding between the wickets to post 148 for the first wicket. The pair worked with particular diligence in seeing off some effective new ball bowling and, having set up the day for the remainder of the side, would perhaps regret not having gone on to post what would have been most deserved tons.

   

(Reece Bombas during his innings ...courtesy A.Wilson photographics Inc)

As has plagued the Twos all season, a cluster of wickets followed, with the second falling with no addition to the score and in the space of 15 overs the scoreboard had hiccuped to 4/183. At this point the overdue Reece 'Quality' Bombas (85 off 101; 10x 4s) entered the fray and set about stabilising the innings with a mature head, straight blade and some impeccable timing. At the other end of the wicket the 'Babysitter' Garratt (106* off 166; 9x 4s) assumed the anchor role, delivering the 'captain's knock' that has been sorely missed thus far in 07/08 (cheap shot I know ' sorry Nick). The pair combined to add 160 runs for the 5th wicket in 33 overs (including 89 runs in the hour after tea) before Reece was adjudged LBW just short of what would have been a first rate century.

With Randy-Petes well ahead of the over rate and less than 40 minutes on the clock, the game ground to a near halt (with the exception of a streaker!), but this didn't stop a cameo from Cam 'E-Oh' Eccles (27 off 24; 2x 4s) who rotated the strike well, saw the skipper to three figures and plundered the loose balls in a 49-run partnership that lasted less than 7 overs and saw the scoreboard flow to 6/ 394.

   

(Blair Lindsay during his innings ...courtesy A.Wilson photographics Inc) 

All in all, an extremely satisfying day for individuals and the team alike. Many thanks to Lenny Bombas for his inspirational stint behind the book, and also to budding photographer T. Wilson for his best efforts behind the lens. Particularly pleasing for the caretaker at the helm was the premium placed on each wicket and the responsibility shown by those in the centre to steer the ship in the right direction. The support from the sideline was strong throughout the day, and with the same work ethic and enthusiasm to be applied next week in the field, the B-graders are well positioned to bring an invaluable 6-points home to Chatswood (assuming of course that the returning skipper is not too hasty in declaring the innings closed!).

BG.

(Ben Garratt)

2nd Grade Report vs Western Suburbs - Round 10

2nd Grade Report vs Western Suburbs - Round 10

2nd Grade Report vs Wests

2nd grade travelled to Pratten Park to face a strong Wests unit, currently sitting a few places below Gordon. With the 2s sitting on 7th place, this game was vital to consolidate our position and force our way into the top 6.

We welcomed back Stephenson, Durie and Garrett from the higher grade and Bombas also returned after succumbing to injury before the Christmas break. After strong performances in 3rd grade and Poidevin Gray, Blair Lindsay was to make his 2nd grade debut.

Harry Evans lines up a hook shot

Gordon boasted a near 1st grade attack ' Durie, Stephenson, Wright and Archer ' but the flat deck convinced captain Dowsley to bat.

The new opening pair of Lindsay (6) and Evans were solid and saw off the new ball. As their innings looked to progress a rising delivery caught Blair's glove, and he was caught by a diving fine leg. Garrett and Evans looked to consolidate, but runs proved difficult to come by due to both the oppressive humidity and the long grass in the outfield. Balls that would normally go for four were hard run 2s or 3s. The first 4 was hit 90 minutes into the Gordon innings.

As is often the case, two batsmen feel together with both Garrett (8) and Evans (26) dismissed leaving the score at 3/44. The shot selection and impatience of the top order had caused their downfall.

The two most consistent runscorers of 2nd grade this year, Dowsley and Richtor, set about rebuilding the innings. Richtor's straight hitting off the spinners and Dowsley's punishment of anything short were highlights of our innings. However Dowsley (41) was caught with the score at 144 and was followed 12 runs later by Richtor, run out. Both looked very comfortable at the crease but again our bats failed to capitalise on our early hard work.

From here wickets fell regularly, Gordon collapsing from 3/144 to all out for 190. On a positive note, Jack Ritchie (31*) settled into his new lower order position of 7 exceptionally, playing his cut shot and straight drives regularly. His partnership with Archer (7) showed how application at the crease allowed runs to still flow freely.

It was clear that the 190 was worth a few runs more and, with the deck becoming increasingly two-paced along with an exceptional Gordon bowling attack, 2nd grade was in with a very good shot.

A tricky 40 minutes of play remained and the opening pair of Stephenson and Durie hit the deck hard and consistently shaped the ball away from the right hander. Two catches behind saw Wests 2/11 and a very tough chance in the outfield could have had them 3 down. The day finished with Wests 2/35 ' the match most definitely in the balance.

As we are becoming accustomed to, rain forced the match to be abandoned early on day 2. We look forward to Randy-Petes next week.

Harry Evans 

2nd Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

2nd Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

Second grade report vs St. George

After weeks of stop-start cricket it was pleasing to arrive at Chatswood with the sun shining on a dry outfield.

(Chris Archer during his 5 wicket haul)

Digger Dowsley lost the toss and the dragons decided to bat on what looked like a pretty flat wicket. The new pill was shared by the big Gazza Wright and fellow string bean James Kennedy who was making his 2nd grade debut. Both bowled with good pace and carry and JK was first to strike, catching the edge of the openers bat resulting in a relatively easy catch to 2nd slip. There was even some talk of hooking up the practice nets out in the middle so that JK could perform his best work. I think it was Ritchie's idea.

The bowlers continued to toil away but were probably guilty of bowling too many 4 balls when line and length was the formula needed on a flat wicket and fast outfield.

Chris Archer was definitely the pick of the bowlers, as he mixed up his flight and pace superbly to really tie down the dragons batsmen and force them into mistakes. He ended up with a well deserved 5/68 off 23 overs but must seriously do something about the mullet. He also has a habit of taking his shirt off whenever he can. It must be a central coast thing, cause Jonesy does it too. I suppose it doesn't really matter as long as Bomber keeps his on. Oh yeah, and Ritchie.

Speaking of  Jack 'slug' Ritchie, apart from providing some amusing efforts in the field, he too bowled with great control to take 2/13 off 6 overs at a very important time in the innings when the score could have got away. Don't know what's going on with his earring though.

(Harry Evans during his 51)

The Dragons were eventually bowled out for 321 and credit must go to their middle order batsmen who played mature and intelligent cricket to get them to that total.

With about 40 minutes till stumps Gordon hoped to see out the day without losing a wicket. Unfortunately Medcalf was dismissed 2nd ball. It was a fair ball too. Ask Ritchie.

Day two began with Ritchie and Evans steadily ticking the scoreboard over. Ritchie went after unluckily spooning a catch to square leg. It was one of those weird ones where it looked like it could have been a bump ball. It wasn't though.

Matt Jones joined Evans at the crease and it was clear to see the confidence he has gained after making his first grade debut last week. The pair batted aggressively with some power hitting down the ground the highlight. It's also great to the see the delight Jonesy's Dad gets from watching his son bat'it keeps the spectators amused anyway.

Obviously still on cloud nine after receiving his HSC results during the week, Harold Evans batted with maturity and great timing to bring up his half century (much to the delight of a proud Rog on the sideline). Unfortunately he was out next ball edging one to slip.

(James Kennedy on debut for 2nds) 

Gordon continued to lose wickets at vital times throughout the innings, halting any momentum we had started to gain. Richtor went for a quickfire 31, and was followed by Jones just before lunch for 42.

One of the highlights of lunch had to be the efforts of big Gazza Wright at Subway. After proudly announcing he hadn't eaten Subway for a couple of years and that he was actually on debut with the Chicken Fillet sub, Medcalf decided to stitch him up. There were bizarre looks from staff and customers when Gaz asked if he could grab the stamps for his subway redemption card. Subway stopped this offer 2 years ago. It provided a good laugh.

Back to the cricket and captain courageous Nick 'Digger' Dowsley found capitalised on some time in the middle to score a gutsy and chanceless 74. Unfortunately the wickets kept falling around him and our innings closed with his dismissal. Gordon all out for 260. It started pouring with rain about 2 minutes after we'd lost. 2 minutes away from a draw. Cricket sux sometimes.

A disappointing loss but one that hopefully the guys learn from. Partnerships are the key in a big run chase and the St.George batsmen showed just how valuable patient batting and time in the middle can be. We lost too many wickets at vital times and shot selection left a bit to be desired.

(Jack Ritchie in action with the bat)

We are still well and truly in the race to play finals cricket this season, and there is definitely the talent in this team to give the competition a real shake.

Merry Christmas and I wish you all have a safe and happy new year,

Nick Medcalf

2nd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

2nd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

2nd grade report vs Parramatta

I came here for the sun!!

As the very ordinary weather continued many of the Gordon second team were dreading another washed out weekend to force yet another one day game. However day one, although partly washed out, was a slow but very successful day for the young stags team.

(Matt Jones shows his hooking style against Parramatta)

The toss was won by the home side, Parramatta, and on what looked like a good deck with perfect bowling conditions. I think it was a good toss to lose for the Stags and it proved to be the case. 

Julian Stephenson and Gareth Wright did all the damage on the first day taking five and two wickets respectively. With Parramatta 3 down in the first hour with catches in the slips from Kieran Jones and Elliot Richtor, the scoring rate slowed to what would be the pace for the rest of the innings, about 2.5 runs an over. Unfortunately the rain came down and our momentum was broken with a couple of hours in the sheds.

The clouds cleared and allowed the onslaught to continue in the afternoon one minute before tea. Another wicket fell soon after we re-started play which brought about the longest standing partnership of their innings. Fortunately the batsmen were not adding significantly to the total, and were content to pat the ball back to the bowler.

(Jules Stephenson during his spell against Parra)  

The bowlers Nick Cheadle and Jim Gatting, a very useful spell from Nick Medcalf, good fielding and concentration prevented them from making the most of this middle period while the two quickies were having a blow.

The return of the fast bowlers brought about three wickets in quick succession and the end of day one saw the home side on 7 for 143 after 63 overs

After a week without training, the start of day two was a painful one of waiting till one thirty to begin a very interesting days cricket. The Parramatta innings was wrapped up in 8 overs with two caught & bowleds and a caught behind. Gareth Wright taking a low one which would probably be waist height to most of us and Jules putting out his right paw and catching an absolute flier to end the innings, leaving Jules with 6 and Gareth with 4.

The start of the stags reply was dramatic with Gatting falling first for naught to what can only be called catching practice short mid-wicket and followed by Jack Ritchie lbw and Kieran Jones, caught behind. With the captain coming down with a bout of food poisoning, Eliot Richtor and Matt Jones were promoted up the order.

(A classic Elliot Richtor drive)

A solid start from both batsmen put the pressure on the Eels and with the odd mix up in the running between the wickets, a few lusty blows from Jonesy to some short bowling and stylish leg glances and cuts from Elliot, both reached their fifties in a timely fashion.

Unfortunately for Elliot he was the last wicket of the day to fall for 58, leaving 15 for Harry Evans and Matt Jones to finish off. Harry looked in good touch playing some nice cut shots to the boundary and Matt Jones fittingly placed the ball for a single leaving him on 68 not out.

The song was sung with great passion and pride for a job well done on a day when actions spoke louder than words! 

Jim Gatting

2nd Grade Report vs Eastern Suburbs - Round 7

2nd Grade Report vs Eastern Suburbs - Round 7

Second grade beat the rain and Easts  

Report by Nick Dowsley

At 9:30am on Saturday morning ten players were seen watching the rain, which, unsurprisingly, was falling from the drear clouds that had threatened yet not produced rain all week. Most of the ten had risen early, rushed off to a polling booth to reshape the nation's future, and then arrived eager and ready.

(The hero Matt Jones)

The 11th player's story, however, is a different one. Celebrating his birthday on Wednesday (or was it Friday?) night, Reece 'Casanova' Bombas, left a club at 2am (or was it 4?) only to receive a 'king hit' from the guy whose girlfriend Reece had been wooing somewhat successful over recent weeks. The result was a very swollen jaw. Only a little perturbed, Reece arrived late and soon was seen whispering sweet nothings into the ears of Elliot's long term girlfriend.

Despite the rain, both captains were eager to play, so when the rain slowed to a drizzle, the game was given the go ahead, with 49 overs per side.

(Jules Stephenson in the rain at Chatswood) 

Dowsley won his 4th toss in a row and decided to bowl, as he was scarred from his decision to bat first against ND's and hoping that any delay in the game would benefit his side given the run rate system used in the lower grades. As he had hoped for, 7.1 overs were bowled before the rain picked up again and the covers had to be brought back on. The Easts batsman had looked quite comfortable, with the score 0-21.

The rain delay proved to be just the catalyst required for Gordon, as the game was restricted to 33 overs per side and allowed the ball to dry out. After the break, Julian Stephenson (2-27 off 7) struck early, with Waller caught by Dowsley in the slips for the second year running and Nick Medcalf (1-30 off 7) and Adair Durie (1-31 off 7) kept it tight to have Easts 2-52 after 14.

However, with a short boundary to defend, it was always going to be difficult to keep Easts to this sort of run rate and Easts accelerated from here on. Chris Archer (2-30 off 4) and Jack Ritchie (1-22 off 4) both bowled well, taking the pace off the ball quite effectively and after 2 tight overs each by Jules and Adair at the end we restricted Easts to 191.

 (I'm ready, how about you guys, Nick Dowsley)

The most disappointing aspect was the fielding. There were a couple of dropped catches and sometimes we weren't sharp enough in the ring. Overall we've fielded well this season, so hopefully it was a one off.

Just under 6 an over was very gettable on the wicket, especially with the short boundary, and after Jack Ritchie smashed the first two balls for four, things were looking rosy. However, after Jack (9), Jim Gatting (11) and a rusty Nick Dowsley (6) were dismissed, the score was 3-38 after 9.

Elliot Richtor (28) and Reece (21) steadied the ship with a patient partnership, but when we lost three quick wickets we were reeling at 6-86 after 19. With 14 overs left, we still needed 106 runs at 7.6 runs per over and heads were down.

However, this is just the situation that Matt Jones (58* off 48) thrives in. The fightback began with Matt and Nick Medcalf (30 off 30) putting on 79 in a crucial partnership. Easts pushed the field back and allowed them to patiently accumulate singles without risk with both showed great maturity to bring Gordon back into the match. However, when Nick's invaluable innings came to an end, 27 runs were still required off 3 overs and after 3 runs in the next over, 24 runs were required off the last two.

(This one is for you Dad, Jim Gatting in action at Chatswood)

The second last over was phenomenal. Jonesy hit 16 off it, including 3 successive boundaries, leaving only 8 off the last, which they managed with 2 balls to spare, thanks mainly to a classic Julian Stephenson (6*) french cut for 4 off the first ball of the over.

Matt Jones was the hero, as he showed his potential, steering the team home against the odds. Matt's first 13 scoring shots were singles and then some lusty hits accelerated the run rate late in the innings, including one memorable 6 over cow into the grandstand. He was 'pumped' out there and it was a truly memorable innings.

It was a day never to forget for the 2nd graders, who were never really the favourites until there were 5 balls left. It keeps us in touch with the top 6, as we are now 7th, just 3 points behind, and we have now beaten the two teams we've played in the top 6.

(Nick Medcalf during his 30)

This team has a lot of character and youthful passion. Let's not let up, as two more wins before Christmas will have us right in the hunt.

Dowse

2nd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

2nd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

Go with your first instinct - 2nd Grade Report vs ND's

My mother told me on numerous occasions when growing up, 'Go with your first instinct'.

To be honest, I have probably done better in life not following this advice, but the next time Captain Dowse sees a wicket like this round's at Waitara, I am certain he will give his first instinct more consideration. The wicket was quite hard but with a considerable amount of green grass left on.

Captain Dowsley in action

It was probably more the underlying moisture that caught our captain by surprise, as well as the favourable swinging conditions created by the overcast morning. To be fair to the groundsman, it was an exceptional two-day wicket, one where the bowlers would be on top in the morning but the batsmen would enjoy the hard work of the top order in the afternoon. Unfortunately this was a one-dayer and fate had us batting first. Maybe he did not realise!

Jim "Gats" Gatting, replacing Pic, and Jack "Lionel" Ritchie opened. These two grittily saw us through the first 10 overs. Although runs were hard to attain, the ND's bowlers were assisting with wides leading the scoreboard at this stage. Not even Lionel's pull shot saw the light of day, something that greatly disappointed this reporter given Lionel's precision in executing this particular shot. Gats' search for more runs was momentarily successful with a bludgeoning, flat bat stroke through covers but his demise occurred via lbw the next over. Lionel was not far behind.

The new or old Ben Garratt?

Although two down, the openers had seen off the majority of the opening bowlers but ND's first change, medium pace-at-best bowler, was the real nail in the coffin as his spell of accurate out-swing bowling asked serious questions of our middle order.

Nonetheless, BG at number three showed the team that it was possible to score runs on this seaming wicket by letting balls through to the keeper, looking for the single and waiting for 'your' ball to punish heavily. Unfortunately a little bit of the Old BG confused the New BG on 37 as BG hit a catch to the cover fielder when BG's current inclination of caressing the ball along the ground to the boundary was the easier and safer option. 

Dowse maintained his Adair-like batting average at Waitara, while Emo and Jonesy started their own.

Missy and Medders looked as if they would add substance to the innings, with Missy scoring 34 and Medders 18 in a promising partnership, but both departed after doing the hard work in ways disappointing to the skill and determination shown by both batsmen. Missy was stumped falling forward to the left-arm orthodox, an over after putting the off-spinner over the pickets, and Medders was out edging the off-spinner to first slip.

Ian Higgins grinds out a valuable 30-odd

Arch, Garth and Adair added little to the score, Garth being the not out batsmen, the score 143, wides 29!

By the time it was ND's innings, the wicket was much harder and drier. There was some typical new ball swing but of a telegraphing nature, while the seam was predictable except for three exceptional deliveries in Gazza's fourth over. Although Gazza and Adair beat the bat a number of times, both gave their captain their worst bowling spells of the year. Medders and Arch fortunately slowed the run-rate, at least taking the humiliation of 2 bonus points off the table, with Medders particularly finding a good rhythm with two chances being put to ground, one quite difficult at gully and the other raising doubts in this reporter's mind that there will ever be a Missy's Mail 17. Short, tidy spells from Jonesy and Gats took ND's score to 145 without loss and with one bonus point.

If shaking the hands of the ND's players whilst walking off the ground was not embarrassing enough, realising that you can't remember losing so convincingly, ever, to a bunch of grown men who want to be 'rangers' and 'live a life of danger' in the heart of upper north shore suburban Sydney is totally degrading to soul and spirit.

The feeling in the sheds after the game reminded me of Lily Bollinger's famous quote about Champagne, which is applicable to wine in general, 'I drink it when I'm happy' and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and I drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it' unless I'm thirsty." This situation certainly fit within the boundaries of that quote and I was sure to apply it in order to forget about the game' but before I did, it would be exceptionally foolish not to learn from this experience as it did present valuable learning opportunities.

In situations like this I prefer the 1996 Grande Annee

Obviously Captain Dowse will not look at a green tinged wicket again without remembering this game. But even the experienced Captain Angry of last season's 3rd Grade renown made a similar and probably worse mistake last year against Penrith at his beloved Chatswood.

Gazza and Adair will need to work on finding their rhythm, quick. No excuses. Adair will sleep in the back room on Friday nights away from zombie 18-month olds thinking it is 6am at 2am!

But probably the most important lesson to be learnt is by the batsmen due to the opportunity given to them by playing on a not-so-perfect wicket. If Gordon 2nd Grade is to be a force in this competition, and the skills shown so far and the team spirit certainly say that it is so, we must learn to grind out a 200-run innings if required.

This comes by taking sober note of the conditions and bowlers, understanding each one's own weaknesses and strengths, and applying our skills with intelligence and patience. Of course this is easier said than done, but as long as each of us considers our innings and our dismissal, maybe the humiliation will be worth it.

Now where did I put that bottle of Shiraz?

Mike Press where are you when I need you?

Adair

2nd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 2)

2nd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 2)

6 points for 2nd Grade

Sitting on 1/82, 2nd Grade looked to continue where they left off the previous week but unfortunately lost the early wicket of Kieran Jones, who had come in to the team to cover for Ritchie. This, however, was only a minor setback; Dowse combined with Ben "BG" Garratt for a solid partnership which got the Stags back on track. Dowse looked the goods and played some beautiful square shots before being caught lbw by the North Sydney leggie for 31.

BG strokes one through the covers

BG was then joined by Elliot Richtor and these two ensured Gordon got over the line without the loss of any further wickets. Both batted well and after seeing off some tight bowling, displayed some awesome shot making. BG in particular was fantastic to watch, uncharacteristically playing several shots of the back foot and many along the ground. He reached his century not long after lunch and fell shortly after for 122. Els soon followed, being caught in the gully for a well-made 85, which included one huge shot onto the expressway.

With the game well and truly over, North Sydney was hoping for an early afternoon. Dowse, however was keen to give the lower order some batting practice (and was also under strict orders from Matt Kelly) so he opted to bat on for an hour after the tea break. Evans, Medcalf and Gatting showed promise and all reached 20 in quick time but wickets fell consistently, the game ending with Gordon all out for 390. This was a relief for Archer who had copped several beamers and been given a death threat. To say it mildly, the North Sydney boys were pretty upset at being stuck in the field all afternoon. That aside, it was a solid win for 2s who need to take that same form and frame of mind into the next round.

Will Sweeney

2nd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 1)

2nd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3 (Day 1)

2nd Grade in a good position

2nd grade arrived at North Sydney Oval #2 looking to regain its winning ways given a sub par performance the week before. Given the fact that North Sydney had chased down over 400 to beat Blacktown the previous week, it was never going to be an easy task. Upon inspection of the pitch, it once again seemed as if the wicket would favour the batsman and for most captains there would be an easy decision to make if the toss was won. Dowsley, however, was caught in two minds given the fact Adair would be up in first grade following week and an extra batsman, Gatts, would replace him. He went with his instincts and elected to bowl, a decision strongly supported by the old head Pic, but only because he had left his batting shoes at home.

Archer sends one down at North Sydney No. 2

Strangely enough, it turned out to the best cricketing decision Nick "Dowse" Dowsley has made in his career, with Adair rewarding his captain with 7 wickets and a run out. He bowled three beautiful spells of swing bowling, getting the ball to go both ways and the North Sydney batsmen just couldn't get bat on ball. Chris "Archie" Archer also bowled well and a controlled spell of spin bowling saw him take the crucial wicket of the opener just as the top order started to look threatening. Nick "Medders" Medcalf chipped in with the final wicket whilst Sweeney and Dowsley toiled hard without reward, all three bowling economically. North Sydney were all out for 246 with 25 overs left in the day.

After an extended break due to lightning, during which we had to put up with plenty of Medders' sick jokes and annoying sarcasm, our batsmen took the field in fairly poor light. Pic went early (obviously something to do with those batting shoes left at home) but Ritchie and Garratt batted extremely well to finish on 38* and 39* respectively. Both showed the patience and maturity that was missing from the batting performance last week. In a strong position at 1/82, it should hopefully be a comfortable run chase, given the depth and strength of the batting line up next week.

Will Sweeney

2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

2nd Grade Report Rd 2 v Fairfield - Liverpool

Day 1

After a promising performance in round 1, the young 2nd Grade Stags (barring a few) were keen to continue their good form into Round 2. Dowsley won the toss and had no hesitation batting first on a very flat wicket at Chatswood. Unfortunately, we failed to capitalise on the great conditions as the batsman were guilty of playing a little recklessly. Whilst some of the dismissals were unfortunate, we need to take a little more care and place more value on our wicket.

Dowsley down Old Chatswood way

Dowsley tried to hold the team together with 36 and Garratt scored 21 but it wasn't our day. The final score of 126 was very disappointing and was helped by some handy runs from Archer and Wright after lunch. The highest partnership for the innings was 25 - the batsman needed to consolidate after a dismissal and show more patience. Each batsman needs to take the responsibility of being the one to score the runs each week.

It was always going to be tough to defend 126, but we certainly gave it a good crack, and at one stage we had Fairfield 5-73. However, a quickfire 36 from their captain got them over the line and they finished at 6-184 at the end of day 1. Wright bowled very impressively and got a lot of life out of a dead wicket to claim 3 of the 6 wickets. Sweeney and Durie also toiled hard and got 2 and 1 wickets respectively.

Day 2

The day started with Dowsley providing the entertainment. With 5 or 6 of the young Stags out helping put the covers away, we had the cover neatly folded into 30 by 1m. Dowsley, unaware that no one else was pulling, promptly attempted to drag the entire cover single handed and fell flat on his face, severely bruising (if not fracturing) one of his toes in the process! Some early morning entertainment for those who helped with the covers!

Back to the cricket, Durie took an early wicket with a sharp yorker, but from then on it was very tough on a wicket that gave little assistance to the bowlers. The two Fairfield batsman showed the patience and control that we lacked and got them to a commanding score of 7-310 when they declared at lunch.

The skipper called for batsman to value their wicket and not give Fairfield any 'cheapies' in the second innings. In the end, we showed a little more composure to finish at 2/129. Sherman (19) and Ritchie (35) both were looking good and hitting the ball very cleanly but would probably be disappointed with how they were dismissed. Garratt (44n.o) and Dowsley (22 n.o) then came together and batted patiently until the end of play.

A watchful Garratt composing his innings

All in all, it was a disappointing performance after last week's great effort, but it is certainly one we can learn from. There is a lot of time to bat in 2 day cricket, so we need to learn to pace our innings and not waste such great opportunities on good batting tracks.

Nevertheless, with a 1 in 2 start to the season there are still many promising signs going into round 3, the batsman have all proven they are clean hitters with the ability to score a lot of runs and the bowling and fielding has overall been very impressive. Nth Sydney next week ' c'mon the Stags.

Dowse

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

Second Grade report vs Penrith

A report only like Pic can write   

Well the day started with our latest overseas player having a car accident on only his second trip to Killara which gave the boys a bit of a laugh (it must be something about that car  it always seems to be in collisions or maybe poms just cannot drive).

(Ben Garratt in action at Killara)

After losing the toss and being sent in on a moist wicket we lost two early wickets, Sherman caught hooking and Dowsley L.B.W before a good partnership developed between newcomer Jack Richie and Benny Garratt. Jack showing good patience and B.G played in his usual aggressive manner (we actually saw a cover drive along  the ground from B.G) before he chased a wide one as was caught behind for 32.

Jim Gatting, still thinking about his insurance policy with AAMI, fell soon after that and with the departure of Jack for 28, the stags where reduced to 5-90 and in some bother.

Elliot Rictor was joined by (game starts at ten) Harry Evans and together they put on a partnership of 82 with some excellent stroke play and agressive running between the wickets.

While all this was all happening Jim Gatting decided to go and change his tyre which had gone flat while driving it on the rim after his little bump on the highway. Deciding he didn't need his handbreak on while changing tyre provided Serman and Gareth Wright and family some excellent entertainment.

(Great to have Gareth back)

With Harry falling for 39, Elliot for a well made fifty and Chris Archer falling cheaply we needed someone to stay with the impressive Matt Jones and for Adair Durie to get out of his car to pad up.

Fortunately Gareth hung around with Matt with some neat deflections while Matt played some excellent strokes on his way to 39 n.o in a good late order partnership before Gareth fell and then Adair fell quickly with the score at 225.  

The stags entered the field much to the delight of the new President after listening to Sherman telling him how his name should be on the honours board all through lunch.

From ball one you could tell by our body language that the Panthers were in for a tough afternoon and with the new ball pairing of Adair and Gareth bowling great lines as well swinging and seaming the ball around and a great run out by Matt Jones had reduced Penrith to 4-19 after 10 overs.

(Adair Durie in action at Killara)

With the Panthers main bat still there, the captain made it clear not to ease up, however Elliot removed the man that we all wanted and from there some excellent bowling by Matt Jones, Chris Archer and Jack Ritchie saw us home with a bonus point.

A great start to the season and from what I saw on Saturday there is potential for a very good season for the 2's. Congratulation's to the rest of club for their start and lets back it up against Cashy and the lions.

Anthony Sherman

 

Third Grade Match Reports 07/08

Third Grade Match Reports 07/08

The third grade team plays for Mitchell Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the third grade schedule go to Fixtures

Third Grade match reports for 2007/08 season are provided below:

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 14

Gordon DCC 3rd Grade v. Blacktown

After another week of work, more necessary covers drills and towards the end of a frustrating season, Gordon's third-graders travelled to Killara enthused by the prospect of an exciting run-chase, an outright victory and the outside chance of a place in the finals. However, misplaced pride and petty-mindedness soon extinguished any such excitement as the second day of this game degenerated into desperate farce with Blacktown patting back full-tosses, batting out the day for nobody's gain and unfortunately cricket's loss. It is a sad day when points and personalities obscure our view and we forget that this is a game, our hobby that we play for our enjoyment.

Dan "Chewy" Mahaffey with hair Dizzy Gillespie would be proud of!

Few noteworthy moments to report then from this second innings (despite the captain's evident desire to tell you all about his run out) when the greatest thrill came towards the end of the day as Dan Mahaffey strived for a 10-wicket haul. With equine mane flowing in the evening sun, Dan strained every sinew, stretched every seam to leave wicket-keeper, Higgins, positively salivating at the thought of a final catch that would give Mahaffey ' and possibly himself ' two handfuls. Alas, it was not to be as restrictions forced the end of the spell and finally the end of the game.

Mahaffey was Gordon's hirsute hero on Day 1 as he destroyed Blacktown's fragile line-up. His accurate in-swing was too much for the visitors to handle and was rewarded with five worthy wickets and can claim a hand in the three that fell to Medcalf, who bowled tidily the other end. On a sporting wicket, Blacktown had been efficiently dismissed for 131.

With 28 overs remaining to secure the first innings win, Gordon's openers set about the task in sparkling fashion. Matthew Kelly launched a brace of maximums on his return before Jack Hammond and Steve Colley took over the reins. Jack's team-mates enjoyed the respite as, for once, it was Hammond's bat that was doing the talking with a number of firmly-struck drives. After a steady start, he exploded into life to make an accomplished half-century on his third grade debut. Colley too found a welcome return to form with an unbeaten 46 that saw his side home, signing off with two sixes from the final two balls of the day.  

All in all, a convincing display by the Stags but unfortunately not quite enough to maintain hopes of a finals berth. The 3rd Grade will travel to Manly, looking forward to a more competitive game, remembering that cricket should be just that: competitive yet still a game.

 Guy Hicks - The man that broke Sydney's drought

Scores

 Gordon 3/158 dec (Jack Hammond 51, Steve Colley 46 no) defeated Blacktown 131 (Dan Mahaffey 5-34, Nick Medcalf 3 for 52, and 9/249 (Dan Mahaffey 4 for 33, Ed Howitt 2 for 30) on first innings

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 2)

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 2)

3rd Grade Report vs the Whales

A strange smell welcomed the 3rd grade players into the Rawson dressing rooms on Saturday. Obviously the evenly poised clash had taken its toll on a nervous and anxious Stag'.. but who was it'.. Ed Howitt soon emerged from the cloud surrounding the cubicle and had thankfully escaped unscathed from whatever massacre had occurred inside. Luckily it was time for our warm-up and the ensuing fight to get out of the room was something to treasure.

Higgins: tidy behind the stumps as usual

Mosman started the day at 1-25 in reply to Gordon's disappointing total of 144. Early wickets were the key as well as disciplined and aggressive fielding. Medcalf and Stephenson bowled steadily, taking the outside edge regularly and worrying the Whales' top order. Stephenson struck first, an out-swinging delivery forcing the opener to play a rare stroke on the offside, with Steve Colley taking a good low catch to his right at point'..some believed it was a screamer.....I didn't.

Ed Howitt, obviously feeling refreshed and a few kilos lighter, bowled an excellent spell of tight and cunning bowling.....notice I didn't say spin. He constantly had the Mosman bats in trouble and was rewarded with a couple of wickets that threatened to turn the game in Gordon's favour.

Nick Cheadle also chimed in with his looping Tony Wilson's to take the important wicket of Pope before he could get going. Every bowler who stepped up to the crease did their job for the captain, and late in the day Dan Lake was rewarded with his first 3rd grade wicket after a crisp leg-side stumping my Higgins.

Ed "Hoppa" Howitt sends one down... on the field of play

Unfortunately our lacklustre total from the previous week came back to haunt us and a couple of steady partnerships in the middle order managed to see the Whales pass our score just after the tea break. It was a boring and frustrating batting display for a team coming first to be honest..... edge for four'.. block'.. leave'.. french cut for 2 or 3'.. block'.. and if anything highlighted the fact that this Gordon 3rd Grade team shouldn't be mid-table.

It was a disappointing end to a match that we most probably would have won if we had applied ourselves more at the crease. It's time for the batsmen to step up in the last few rounds.

All in all it was a solid bowling and fielding effort from the guys and we fought hard all day which was pleasing. A couple of lowlights from the day included several dropped catches and Fitzpatrick throwing jellybeans and ice at Medcalf from the pavilion'.. what an ungrateful guy'.. I give him an honourable mention on the most popular website in Sydney Grade Cricket let alone the world (this being GDCC's) and that's how he thanks me! I reassured him that it was actually Jack Ritchie's idea to put that comment about him up on the website last week..... he understood straight away.

As we walked to our cars pondering what could have been, our attention was drawn to a giggling Howitt as he left the dressing room. Mosman fire brigade, after receiving hundreds of phone calls from evacuated neighbours and noticing the cloud of smoke engulfing half of Sydney, had arrived at the ground. Dressed in raincoats, gumboots and face masks and armed with 40 foot hoses, they wished each other luck as they entered the Gordon dressing room not knowing what to expect.

Nick 'Medders' Medcalf

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 13 (Day 1)

3rd Grade vs the Whales

One of the features of the GDCC website is the ability of different players each week to lodge reports which we very much encourage. Every now and then we need however to remind readers of our disclaimer. 

Disclaimer: the views expressed in this article are solely those of the author.  The GDCC expressly disclaims and refuses any responsibility or liability for the content, style or form of any comments made,  which remain solely the author's responsibility.

3rd Grade turned up to Rawson Oval looking to topple the 1st placed Whales and strive towards a birth in the finals for 2008. Due to the variations in team selections during the week, it was anyone's guess who was going to be sitting next to them in the dressing room. Harry Turner, Dan Lake and Guy "David" Hicks were welcomed in the warm-up and it was then up to our captain Edward Howitt to set the standard for the day and win the toss. He didn't.......and we were batting much to the surprise of the 20,000 strong crowd that had squeezed themselves into the newly renovated Rawson grandstand.

Anthony "Angry Ant" Sherman - Determined with leather in hand

It really is one of those "atmosphere" grounds Rawson......plenty of people walking dogs.........ships tooting their horns (which had an uncanny resemblance to Rod Hokin yelling to one of teammates) and 12 year old girls running around the perimeter much to the delight of Jim Gatting.

Anthony 'Pic' Sherman and Steve Colley opened the batting and got us off to a solid start on a pitch which was carrying well at one end and rolling at the other. After Colley edged one to the cordon it singalled a steady decline for the Stags, losing wickets at a steady pace with no real contribution to the scoreboard. A combination of good bowling and a two-paced pitch meant the batsmen needed to work hard. A valuable lower order stand from Julian Stephenson and Howitt saw the Stags limp to 144 all out.

The sweet smell of tobacco is always something to savour when you are playing with Pic, and I suppose the passive smoking that inevitably comes with it is just part and parcel of the game we all love. Anyway, Skipper Howitt was confident we had a stronger bowling line-up than the Whales and early wickets were the key.

Dan "Chewy" Mahaffey was first to strike, taking the very popular wicket of former Stag Al Fitzpatrick who decided to go away from his natural game of blocking or leaving and tried a bold pick up off his pads which found Lake's willing hands. It's funny watching batsmen try shots for the first time in their lives. I will tell you something though....Fitzy has a cunning resemblance to one of new recruits this season.....Jack Ritchie........funny hairstyles......bling in every place possible.........and loves the "mature" atmosphere of the Observer in the Rocks.

(Jack Ritchie) 

The bowlers toiled hard near the end of play with no result......much to the disgust of Anthony Sherman who lived up to his nick name of the Angry Ant by letting the umpires know in no uncertain terms that he thought he'd been hard done in an LBW shout. The fun came after the game when the Ant had gone home. A couple of us got to sit down with the umpires and pen an accurate account of what happened....this way the judiciary would have no option but to send the Ant on a little holiday.......just kidding Ant.......love your passion out there mate.....more of us should play our cricket like that!

Quick wickets and a strong performance in the field are needed if we are to win. Our season is on the line and it's for this reason that there should be nothing left in the tank when we walk off next week. Let's be as ruthless as the Japanese on these Whales!!!

Nick Medcalf

3rd Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

3rd Grade Report vs St. George - Round 9

Third Grade Report vs St. George  

Having lost just 2 games and finding ourselves sitting closer to the bottom than the top of ladder, this was a must win game for the 3rd grade Stags.

(Dan Mahaffey in action)

We were granted first use of the facilities as Blair Lindsay and new opening partner Sam Pearce saw off the new rock and combined with a 62 run opening stand. Unfortunately both were dismissed within an over and the score slipped to 2/62 and soon became 4/81.

Steve Colley (47) and Ian Higgins (22) steadied the innings, although scoring was slow due to many sweetly timed drives being restricted by the 'Dragon Ring' (which saw almost enough fielders between gully and the bowler to require a new post code) or succumbing to the quick-sand like outfield of Harold Fraser Reserve.

Partnerships between Adam Cubbage, Chad Soper and Ed Howitt eroded valuable time late in the day to ensure our opponents would have a nasty 5 over to face before stumps ' enough time for our pace attack to inflict mental scars on a fragile top order. The skipper instructed the boys that 1 wicket that night would swing the game into our favour, Dan 'Chewie Monster' Mahaffey responded with a devastating display of swing bowling to ensure that St George's top 3 would not be taking any part in the battle for first innings points on day 2, swinging the balance of the game well back toward Chatswood Oval.

(Steve Colley who scored 47 on the first day)

Day 2 commenced with the new ball tossed to James Kennedy (2/19 from 11 overs) who quickly picked up from where Chewie left off the previous week, reducing our opponents to 4/5 and 5/13. James Campbell (1/14 from 12) was rewarded with the sixth wicket, Hoppa (1/14 from 10) the seventh and Harry Turner (1/7 from 5) the eighth but Chewie guaranteed it would be Gordon's day when he collected the final two wickets, to finish with the outstanding figures of 5/13 from 16 (his first 5/ of the season). Under threatening sky, 28 over's remained ' spurring Hoppa to ask the opposing skipper to strap the pads back on and his own team mates to have a crack for 15 over's to 'see what might happen'. When play resumed after a short rain delay, wickets began to tumble and after that critical first 15 overs Gordon had their opponents 5/38 and it appeared Hoppa's decision may have been right on the money!

(James Kennedy in action)

JC was the chief 2nd innings destroyer, leading the way to claim 3/13 from his (age-restriction of) 8 overs.

The skipper then tossed the ball around (to all BUT Lindsay, Pearce and Higgins) to see Jim Gatting (2/14), Harry Turner (1/11), Pup Colley and Le Buff Jones successfully apply their skills with the ball. St George finished their 2nd innings at 7/64 from 28 overs (match figures of 17/141 from 85 overs).

In the context of our season this was a very good win and the song was sung accordingly!

Sam Pearce

3rd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

3rd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 8

3rd grade report vs Parramatta  

The rain all week meant that the chances of play on Saturday were looking slim and full credit must go to both captains and umpires in that respect. The super-sopper saw plenty of mileage, as did Steve Colley, touching up his new found shovel skills through his work experience.

(The grand master in action)

It took everyone present to help but eventually the covers were removed and play started on time. We backed ourselves with the ball early and were lucky enough to win the toss to allow us to have a crack at the Parra batsmen.

We started well, restricting the opposition to just over 2 runs per over for a majority of their innings. James Kennedy opened up well (1-11), bowling a nagging line and length, rarely giving away a loose ball which allowed us to build pressure early on the young top order.

Once the ball dried somewhat it was time for our spinners, Captain Courageous and the NSW Schoolboy himself to lead the way. And lead they did. Ed toiled away (5-75 from 28 over's straight), and after a dropped catch eventually took his 400th wicket for the club.

(Nick Cheadle on Saturday)

Congratulations Ed, looking forward to many more cunning wickets to be taken yet. His bowling partner in crime, Nick Cheadle, bowled with mesmerising control and it's the best this young reporter has seen him bowl to date.

Some dropped catches and lapses in concentration in the field saw the frustration well up in Nick but he bounced back and took a cheeky little hat trick. Well done to Nick who finished with figures of 3-83 from his 20 overs.

We applied ourselves very well in the field for most of the innings but some lapses in concentration as mentioned cost us and could have seen us chasing a lower total. In the end we were set a tricky yet far from unobtainable total of 207 to chase from the remaining 55 overs of play.

Concentration was again the key and some poor shot selection in difficult conditions saw us struggle early. We recovered with a partnership between Sam Pearce (25) and Missy (42), who were made to work hard for their runs due to quite a defensive offside field and appropriate bowling. The dismissal of Sam brought Harry Turner (42) to the crease who worked well with Missy, pumping endless cover drives into the cover fieldsmen, even injuring some manhood in one case.

(Harry Turner on Saturday)

It was a brutal display but someone had to do it. Unfortunately our enforcers were unable on this outing to continue on with their innings, however this only brought captain courageous (36) to the crease for a very tidy and I would say cameo innings but he really did most of the work in the dying stages of our innings.

Our hearts must also go out to poor Umayr who was struck above the knee roll and judged LBW, and to quote a very famous Ancient Greek philosopher 'that's cricket'. All in all we were dismissed for 178, disappointing when looking at the talent among the team. Still, there are plenty of positives to take from the game.

Most notably the wonderful bowling partnership between Ed and Nick, well done to both and best of luck to all for this week's fixtures.

(Missy Higgins during his 42)

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 4

3rd Grade pull up short

Back to Chatswood for First grade on Saturday meant back to Killara for Thirds. We were looking to maintain our undefeated record against another well-placed team in Northern Districts. Captain Hoppa lost the toss and the Stags were going to be in the field first.

The successful Cupcake comeback

James 'JK' Kennedy and Matt 'Cuppy' Michael were to take the new ball, and after a high-scoring first few overs, The Cake broke through, removing the ND's opener with a yorker length ball chopped on. A second for Cuppy came soon after. JK bowled tight line and length for the majority of his spell and finished his eight overs with solid figures of 1/29, having removed the no.4 to a fantastic second slip catch by Sam Pearce. ND's were 3 for 69 at the first drinks break, and Gordon looked well on top.

After a tidy over before drinks, Dan 'Chewy' Mahaffey picked up the opener soon after drinks, with a less-than-peach of a ball, short and wide, cut straight to Steve Colley at point. At 4/70, the Stags were looking the goods but it was at this point that the ND's middle order, led by their captain at no. 6, started creating partnerships. Although the bowling by the likes of Hoppa, Steve and Pic was tight, it was sensible batting in the middle order that got ND's right back into the game. They only lost one wicket in the space of about 18 overs, which brought them back in reach of a decent total.

Wickets started to fall in the last 10-12 overs, with Hoppa picking up a tidy 2-for (including nearly breaking his fingers attempting a catch - only for it to rebound into the hands of Sam Pearce to swallow it) and Colley and Sherman both bowled tidy spells. Cuppy also bowled an over near the end and took a wicket, taking his tally for the match to three; not a bad comeback.

Pic gets out of the blocks quickly

ND's were bowled out for 237 in the last over. Not a bad total, but it should have been well within reach.

Colley and Sherman went out to open and Steve-o got a pearler first ball of the innings and was unluckily caught in the slips. From then, however, Pic and Pearcey went about smashing the ND's openers around, Pic reaching 40* having hit ten boundaries. Pearcey was equally aggressive, hitting a quick fire 35. Both batsmen got out in quick succession, however, which seemed to set the tone for the day.

Blair and Harry both looked the goods until each being unluckily dismissed LBW and Cuppy early on to a great catch.

Cam Eccles was the pick of the batsmen though, being the only one through the middle and lower order to stick around and give the Stags a sniff. Unfortunately no-one stayed at the crease with him long enough, and as wickets fell, the run rate dropped and the equation was a bit much for the tail. Cam was the last batsman dismissed, racking up 68 from 88 deliveries, which included some fantastic-looking boundaries.

Cam looks solid out there at Killara Oval

We were bowled out for 206, 31 runs short of the total, and with 6 overs still to spare.

Overall a disappointing round for 3's, we didn't play too badly but lacked a bit of consistency on the day. But we'll look ahead to next round and a big win against the UNSW boys.

Dan "Chewy" Mahaffey
3rd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3

3rd Grade Report vs North Sydney - Round 3

3rd Grade report vs Nth Sydney
 
After two very impressive wins on the road against the Cats and the Lions, Gordon enjoyed a far more scenic setting of Chatswood Oval for round 3 to take on North Sydney in a battle of upper north shore supremacy.

Keiran Jones during his dominant display

Howitt, having won the previous two tosses had a noticeable bounce in his step as he met Bears captain Keith Lawrence on the square for the toss. Lawrence may have called correctly but it would soon become evident that his decision was an ill-informed one. The game, although a ball had not been bowled, was already over.

Howitt, with a glee on his experienced jaw noted that the lost toss would be beneficial once the Stags had notched up 350 at the end of the day. His words were soon to be enacted underneath a perfect blue sky. Steve 'Border' Collie and Mitch 'Mitch' Kleem were both dismissed early, and the scoreboard had Gordon in slight trouble at 2-8.

Jim Gatting and Kieran Jones settled the ship (the ship being a cunning metaphor for the innings - Cubbage also used this phrase in his 4th Grade report, this material is stale - Ed.) thanks to some good batting and some very friendly fielding.

Cheadle in good form down Ol' Chatswood way

Gatting attempted to launch one into Artarmon and was bowled on 47, which only brought Higgins to the wicket who struck up a fine combination with Jones to take the game further away from Norths. At tea, Gordon were in good nick at 3-180. Jones, who will be the first to admit his good fortune, brought up his 100 with a fine lofted on drive. A deserved hundred for a hard worker. An exceptional player is Jones, who will punish anything loose and occasionally anything who will look for higher honours this season. Higgins reminded Jones of the need to push on past 100. Michael Falk also yelled from the fences to do the same. Next ball Jones skied a full toss to mid on. Better to do it with a hundred next to the name I suppose. Soon after Jones' departure Higgins decided to leave a ball on middle and off on 49 and was somehow adjudged LBW.

Cheadle and Howitt were now at the wicket, however it was irrelevant who was at the other end as it was to be Nick Cheadle's afternoon. He was only given two lives during his less than run a ball hundred both by the keeper. He made the Bears pay as he blasted them to all parts of the ground. Norths didn't know where to bowl to him and I don't blame them. A fine hundred to Nick "CH34DS" Cheadle; one of many I'm sure. Hoppa chipped in again with a 20, and Blair Lindsay fresh from an exam smoked an impressive and timely 30 not out.

A declaration was made at 6-360. Gordon were to bowl 5 overs at North Sydney, however the Bears saw out the day 0-3.

Dan Mahaffey with Chewbacca like hair

Day 2 was unlike Day 1 in many ways. I must be careful as to how I word day two, because in many ways it was one of the most disappointing days of cricket I've been apart of, however I feel it unnecessary to ridicule, mock, or throw cheap shots at the opposition as the Bears were clearly playing for a draw and a draw is what they got. So I suppose they achieved their goal. It does show there is merit to the English system of winning draws and losing draws etc. As Gordon took home as many points as Norths took positives out of Saturday. Gordon were clearly the better team for both days.

It's an achievement in itself to take 7 wickets on an absolute road against a side determined to take any life out of the day's play. The Bears limped to 2-80 after 40 overs on what must be one of the flattest tracks in Sydney. There's a start to explain things. Daniel 'Chewbacca' Mahaffey claimed 4 wickets in another display of controlled swing bowling. Cheadle was unlucky not to claim more than 2. Howitt picked up 1, but it became farcical as he was bowling. It would be no exaggeration to say that Howitt's deliveries were taking 2 or 3 seconds to get down to the other end. No shots were offered. It was an absolute joke.

Dylan bowled 18 overs without success or luck and finished 0-49, however it was good to see him bowl with good pace and relative control. Fielding was patchy as the captain put it. There were a couple of good catches taken, but a couple that perhaps would have been taken 7 or 8 times out of 10. Words became heated after the frustration of a wasted Saturday got to both teams; however it was the Bears Captain's words that summarised the days play when he replied to Howitt's query of why Norths were not chasing the win when he said 'Mate, have you seen my team?'

Or... Chewbacca with Dan Mahaffey like hair?

I sincerely hope this was said in the heat of battle, and I'm out of line for repeating it. I've attempted to be calm in this report, although one could understand my difficulty in doing so. On a brighter note, congratulations to Wigham, Crawford, Eccles, and Garrat for their runs in the other grades. Fantastic effort.

Missy 

 

3rd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

3rd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool - Round 2

Higgins helps 3s to a win

After a nice drive out to Cook Park (Penrith) round 1, 3rd grade enjoyed another visit out west to the Lions of Fairfield Liverpool.

Late changes to the side (Pearce and Jones both withdrawing due to suspect hamstrings) meant an inexperienced outfit would take on Fairfield. The captain won the toss again and elected to bat on a slowish, flat wicket. Kleem (23) struggled to find his timing and when he quickly followed the dismissal of Colley (18) the Stags were 2/44. A consolidating partnership between debutant Blair Lindsay and Jim Gatting ended when Lindsay bunted a full toss from the opposing leg spinner straight to point.

Higgins compiles his first (of many) centuries for Gordon

Another quick wicket, that of the jet lagged Cameron Eccles, created a minor problem at 4/76. Gatting (80), however, was looking good and he soon formed a superb partnership with Ian Higgins (116*). The pair put on 110 in very quick time before Gatting, after hitting some very large 'bombs', fell to what could only be described as a part time spinner. Our resident POM batted superbly and threw away a certain hundred. Higgins wouldn't fall into the same trap. Crucial partnerships with Cheadle (15) and Howitt (25) saw our keeper inch closer to his first grade hundred for Gordon. He reached 3 figures with a delicate late cut and managed to remain not out and ensure a very competitive total of 308. With one over to bowl, the captain took the new rock. It has happened before and it will probably happen again!!! A great innings form Missy Higgins and reward for the work he is putting in at training and outside training.

Day 2 saw the home side take the attack to Gordon, with a lack of consistent line and length and good batting culminating in a scorleline of 3/190 at tea. After tea the game changed, with spin from both ends meaning the Lions would have to force the pace and not enjoy the ball coming onto the bat. Gatting (2/37), Howitt (4/51) and Cheadle (1/59) bowled well and remained patient, waiting for the batsmen to make mistakes. And mistakes they did'and were all out 17 runs short.

The opposition batting were guilty of too many 'big' shots and, with good pressure bowling, their fate was sealed. A very important run out by Blair Lindsay was also significant in helping us take the 6 points. Nick Cheadle took 3 very good catches, Steve Colley grabbed 2 good'uns and Lindsay was superb all day in the field.

The skipper, Howitt, bags 4

Another really good effort!! Two tough road trips and two good wins. There are areas we must improve but we have shown a very strong ability to defend a total. We now move to North Sydney and another game. Unfortunately two good wins must remain in the past and our focus fix to Saturday. Whatever our standing on the table after round 2'.means nothing boys!!

Lets keep winning so the boys who didn't know the words (Lindsay/Eccles/Gatting) to the song are able to sing it on Saturday week.

Hoppa

PS Howitt (Snr) did not miss the song this game

3rd Grade Report  vs Penrith - Round 1

3rd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 1

3rd Grade Report  - Round 1

A nice little away trip to downtown Cook Park meant a ridiculously early start and memories of playing U12's back in the early'.. (you guess there!!).

(Keiran hits one into St. Mary's shops)

Having introduced himself to Sam Pearce, our new WA recruit, the skipper won the toss on a wicket without much grass and elected to bat. The early loss of Kleem and Colley saw Pearce (51) and Jones (73) come together and begin to build a 'crucial' partnership. They were particularly harsh on the Penrith spinners, with Pearce bludgeoning 4 x 6's before falling the ball after raising his bat for 50.

The partnership of 93 was highlighted by the way they both hit the bad balls into and over the boundary. Missy Higgins (23) joined Jones and kept the board ticking over before Jones wasted a century opportunity and was stumped (apparently he only needs one more ton to overtake John Cronin's tally of centuries. But they include backyard cricket, so hardly think a very creditable challenge!!). Nick Cheadle(18) and Ed Howitt (23*) added valuable runs at the end of the innings, but the Stags made the cardinal sin of not batting the overs out and missed out on another 18 available deliveries.

Although the wicket was slow at times, and batting not particularly easy early on, we put ourselves in a good position to score 260+, but constant flow of late wickets prevented this target being reached. A facet we need to learn from for future games.

(Howitt displaying his UK form)  

However, the captain was happy with 238 and this was backed up by a very good opening spell from Umayr Amir (0/23 off 8), ably supported by Josh Ling (1/22 off 6). Both bowled good lines and built up early pressure and this contributed in Dan Mahaffey (4/42 off 10) picking up his 1st wicket in 3rd grade, off only his 2nd delivery. Dan also bowled one side of the wicket and he, with Howitt and Cheadle operating from the other end, helped send Penrith from 2/108 to 5/117 in 5 overs.

Gordon remained in the box seat from that point, and Cheadle (2/46 off 10) and Howitt (3/15 off 10) finished the Panthers off with a bonus point to take back to Chatswood. A good, very good actually, performance first up!! We bowled to our field and bowled very few boundary deliveries. Penrith were made to play well for most of their runs. Colley was excellent in the field and Higgins very tidy behind the stumps (apart from 2 byes conceded when a fizzing off spinner from Howitt beat him and the batsmen all ends up).

A good day, marred only by the skipper forgetting to wait for Howitt Snr to join us for the song. Ling and Amir will be on time next game and am assured those without creams will purchase a pair ASAP. It looks village, as they would say in the UK!!

(Looking good Missy, one for the archives)

Hoppa

 

Match Reports 06/07

Match Reports 06/07

2006/07 was a successful season for the Gordon club. 6th overall in the Club Championship and 3rd Grade and the Colts were minor premiers. 3rd Grade, 5th Grade and Colts made the final series with the Colts retaining the Metropolitan Cup and 3rd Grade narrowly missing out in the Grand Final.

The match reports for each grade can be found below.

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 06/07

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 06/07

The A.W. Green Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 16 years of age. The Green Shield matches are played either on Sunday€s or on week days during the school holidays.

The competition includes semi finals and a final.

For the match schedule go to: Green Shield Fixtures. 

A. W. Green Shield match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

Green Shield Report vs Penrith - Round 7

Green Shield Report vs Penrith - Round 7

Greenies go down in a thriller

With a record of four wins and two losses, the Gordon boys were sitting in ninth position on the table, leading into the final round of the regular season. Any position outside the top six would mean the season would come to a halt at the end of the game at Chatswood Oval against Penrith, however the Stags had high aspirations that a convincing win could scrape them into the top 6, and from there, anything could be achieved in the finals.

Henry Carmichael in action against Penrith

The day began in a common mode, with skipper Colley losing his fifth out of seven tosses for the year, meaning the Gordon side headed out to field first on a soft, grassy wicket.

Edwards was the first to strike in his second over, comprehensively bowling the left-handed opener. Drake however, was not far behind with his first scalp, claiming an LBW decision in his fourth. Enter Henry Carmichael.

After coming off a terrific spell of 5 for 5 against the North Sydney Bears, Henry managed to replicate his performance in outstanding style. His 5 for 21 off 7 overs was as good, if not better than his previous spell, claiming 5 out of the top 8 batsmen from the Penrith side. Although he did not beat the batsmen for sheer pace, he masterfully used the arts of seam and swing bowling to draw the edge of 3 batsmen, whilst trapping one in front of his stumps, and demolishing those of another.

The Penrith boys were dismissed for a modest 124 off 40 overs, Carmichael the pick of the bowlers, whilst Edwards contributed with 2 for 19, and Colley 2 for 21.

For the Stags to have a legitimate chance of making the finals, they had to attempt to collect the runs in the shortest time possible, to contribute to their overall net run rate. The order was slightly altered to cater for this run chase, sending in the big hitter Jono Wigham to potentially send the ball to all corners of the ground.

The change did not end up being a successful one, Hugo Anderson collecting his first failure of the season, along with Wigham departing for 1. This brought Colley and Edwards to the crease in the second over, with the score at 2 for 4. They compiled a partnership of 56 runs, Colley collecting 46 of them, before Edwards was stumped down the leg side off the opening bowler, with a piece of glove work that would make even Adam Gilchrist salivate.

Wickets continued to fall in bunches from this point on. The only rock in the innings appeared to be captain Colley, who mounted 67 runs before a mix-up between him and Henry Carmichael ended what appeared a flawless half-century. In a nail-biter reminiscent of the Northern Districts game Gordon eventually fell 8 runs short of the winning total, bringing for the Stags a halt to a season which had held so much promise.

Colley tries hard to get his boys into the finals

The team can now look back on the season they have embarked upon together and start to pick out the strengths and weaknesses that got them to where they stand. As Coach Brendan McDonald said, plenty of work needs to be done by all players in their enthusiasm towards the game, and their attitude towards winning.

From the squad of fourteen, seven of the boys have the opportunity to continue their Green Shield aspirations next season. It is important they learn the winning formula they have developed this year, and carry over their experience to the younger boys coming through next year.

On behalf of the entire Green Shield squad, I would like to pass on my most sincere thanks to the Coach Brendan McDonald, who has been not only a charismatic coach, but also a great friend to all the boys. Personally, this has been my second and last Green Shield season, both shared with BMac. I'm sure he has taken as much pleasure in watching me and the other second-year boys develop over time, as much as we have enjoyed watching Brendan mature as a coach.

The mothers and fathers who provided the lunches and afternoon teas once again played a fantastic role in the overall experience of the year, and the small part they play means a big deal for the reputation of the club, as it is viewed by sides who venture to the hallowed Chatswood Oval.

The behind the scenes work of Manager John Edwards must not go unnoticed as well. He, along with 'Tiddles' Tony Wilson, ensured the smooth running of all the games and training sessions, which was much appreciated by everyone.

Another "thank you" must also go out to the Gordon club for the effort put into the development of the boys through the Academies, thus ensuring the most fitting 14 boys represent their club at the peak level come competition time.

Robert Edwards

Green Shield Report vs North Sydney - Round 6

Green Shield Report vs North Sydney - Round 6

A win against the Bears for Greenies

The classic Stags versus Bears encounter was the challenge faced by the Green Shield boys in round six of the prestigious competition. The boys were placed mid-table leading into the fixture, a win potentially placing them within finals contention. Coach Brendan McDonald was adamant the boys 'control the 'controllables,'' focusing on their own performance before considering the performances of the clubs around them.

Carmichael, the pick of the bowlers

The day got off to a dream start, with captain Colley winning his second toss of the season and electing to bat first. More often than not, this would bring a smile to the team, however there were sceptics more than happy to bring up the last time the skipper had won the toss against Campbelltown-Camden, claiming that losing the toss was the catalyst for the Stags previous successes.

The innings began in typical Gordon fashion. Ben Cannon bullied the openers with some impressive boundaries. Captain Colley headed to the crease with the score on a miserly 11 runs, however the situation did not overbear him. He proceeded with his naturally aggressive game, capitalising upon any loose bowling from the new ball bowlers.

Anderson became the second scalp for the Bears with the score on 45, and this brought Rob Edwards to the crease. He and Colley batted with terrific intent to take the game to the bowlers, their partnership of 72 coming at over 5 runs per over. Further down the order, there were valuable contributions from Jono Wigham (36) and Richard Pengelly (20). They provided quite a show with their confidence to hit over the infield, deciding to deal in boundaries rather than singles.

The Gordon innings came to a close in the 59th over with the total on 256. The inability of the side to bat out the 60 overs was becoming and issue, and BMac was not alone in his frustration that the middle and late order batsmen were not putting up their hand and being accounted for. Nevertheless, a score of over 250 would take some smart batting from the Bears to overcome.

Opening bowler Rob Edwards claimed a wicket with his first ball, along with his counterpart Tom Drake having success in his second over. For the last 4 games, the two openers had dismissed 13 batsmen in their opening spells, providing a terrific platform for the forthcoming bowlers. With the Bears struggling at 2 for 15, there was plenty of confidence that the local rivals could be dismissed for a total less than in their previous game, a miserly 64.

The cordon eagerly awaiting a catch

Some expert batting stabilised the innings for the Bears, however it appeared the boys were playing more to bat for the 60 overs than to win for their team, scoring at less than 3 runs per over. When skipper Colley took a sharp caught and bowled with the score on 80, the tail crumbled, with the rest of the side being dismissed, only contributing 45 more runs between the 7 of them.

Henry Carmichael was quite easily the pick of the bowlers, taking 5 for 5 in only 4.2 overs. He frustrated the batsmen by constantly hitting correct lines and lengths, and it was a testament to his persistence that he was rewarded with such outstanding figures.

Gordon were impressive winners by a margin of 131 runs. A win by the Stags in their final home match against Penrith may allow them to slide into the top 6, however there is still much improvement in the field and the development of partnerships by the boys before they can phase the top teams in the comp.

Robert Edwards

Green Shield Report vs Easts - Round 5

Green Shield Report vs Easts - Round 5

Greenies vs Easts

The 5th round game against Eastern Suburbs was a very important game for the Stags, as it was a must win. Once again the Greenies were off to a bad start when captain Colley lost his 4th toss for the season which is becoming a familiar way to start the day. However, Easts decided to bowl which proved to be an interesting decision.

(Steve Colley in action)

Gordon was off to a great start with Ben Cannon and Hugo Anderson reaching 42 without loss at nearly 4 an over. It all came undone when the Easts first change bowler claimed Cannon's wicket. Enter captain Steve Colley who had a good platform to work with. Colley (30) and Anderson (42) were cruising having had a 60 run partnership until both fell in consecutive overs, leaving the score at 3/102.

Enter Rob Edwards and Tom Drake. The two big hitters put on solid partnership of 92 in very hot conditions until 'wards' fell to a sharp catch for 41. Drake continued to dominate the bowlers sending them to all parts of the ground. Henry Carmichael provided valuable assistance to Drake adding a handy 27 in quick time before he was bowled. Drake ended up making 76 in a very good display of powerful batting. Gordon finished their innings at 7/253 which coach Brendan McDonald described as a 'par' score for Chatswood oval.

The Gordon boys were very fired up going out to field and when Edwards got a great reflex caught and bowled in his first over the boys were right on top. Drake and Edwards were bowling tight lines until Drake had to go off with an injury. Alex Campbell came on in the 7th over and had immediate success in finding the batsman's edge. Edwards struck again giving him match figures of 2/10 off 10 overs. Great slips catching by Anderson and Edwards saw 5 catches between the two of them (4 in the slips) and the visitors were struggling at 6/21. However some sensible batting got them to 75 without another wicket being taken.

Alex Campbell bowled an outstanding spell finishing with the great figures of 5/30 off 11, proving to be a great birthday present for him. Mark Anderson, Henry Carmichael and Richard Pengelly starved Easts of runs by bowling extremely tight lines which the Easts batsman had trouble dealing with. Colley and Fessey then bowled valuable spells grabbing 1/13 and 1/16 respectively. Easts ended up being bowled out for 109 off 42 overs.

Henry Carmichael playing a good supporting role

A great improvement from the top order after the effort in the previous game. Many players stepped up to the occasion well. Special mention to Tom Drake who finished with 76, Alex Campbell with figures of 5/30, good catching in slips and improved fielding with a runout.

Ben Cannon




Green Shield Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 4

Green Shield Report vs Campbelltown-Camden - Round 4

Greenies vs Campbelltown-Camden

This was the highly anticipated Grand Final rematch of the 2005/2006 Green Shield season. Gordon ventured out to the Raby ground in hope of seeking revenge for last year's humiliating defeat, only posting a miserly 55 on the board.

Captain Steve Colley won his first toss of the season on his fourth attempt, and with little hesitation, decided to bat on what seemed to be a solid batting track.

Henry Carmichael bends his back as he hurls one down

Without too much reminiscing on last years epic final, the pitch had grown a strong reputation as being conducive to sharp sideways movement for the seamers and right-angled turn for the spinners, and an inexperienced Gordon side met the wrath of the green top last year, being dismissed before lunch in the final.

Normal opener Ben Cannon was missing in action for ball one of this year's match. Sitting upon his kit awaiting his lift from Hawk's Nest, this never eventuated and meant Sam Monk replaced him at the top of the order.

They began quietly, with extremely tight lines and smart field placing meant runs were kept to a minimum. Wickets fell in clumps however, and partnerships never developed. The standouts with the bat were Colley with 28, Hugo Anderson with 17 and Henry Carmichael with 14. Gordon was eventually bowled out for 87. The total sounded small, however there was plenty of belief within the squad that if the opening bowlers were able to claim a few early scalps, they were well within reach of stealing the points.

Cannon... M.I.A. ... last seen here with large webbed hands

Drake and Edwards once again led the side with the ball for the fourth match this season. They continue to show the form that has brought the team such great success over the past two seasons. Drake completed his first spell with 1 for 17, and was more than unlucky not to have at least two more in the wickets column.

Edwards bowled well, supporting his performance in the previous game against Uni of NSW with 4 for 25 off his opening 6 overs. With Campbelltown 5 for 41 the Gordon team had a terrific chance of claiming what was an unexpected victory after what was an unimpressive performance from the batsmen. However some aggressive batting got Campbelltown over the line.

The team still has much to play for, regardless of their current position on the table. With three impressive performances at Chatswood Oval, there is absolutely no reason why the team cannot move into the top 6, and from there, it is anyone's game!

Rob Edwards

Green Shield Report vs Northern Districts - Round 2

Green Shield Report vs Northern Districts - Round 2

Greenies Vs Northern Districts

The 2nd round fixture against Northern Districts at Asquith Oval proved to be an epic battle worthy of its status as one of the closest Green Shield results of the year. The team realised the importance of the match, as a second straight loss could hurt the finals aspirations of a talented side.

Captain Colley having more luck with the bat than the coin

Captain Steve Colley lost his second the toss this season and Gordon were sent into bat on what appeared to be a hard, fast track, providing little sympathy for the fast bowlers. Cries of Ricky Ponting at Edgbaston could be heard around the ground, as winning the toss and bowling could almost be considered heresy in the cricketing community since that fatal Test Match.

Opening partners Ben Cannon and Hugo Anderson once again headed towards the centre to face what is considered to be one of the best bowling attacks in the competition. After bowling out Blacktown for 93 in their last game, the Northern Districts bowlers were quietly confident they could repeat the same feats against the Stags. Cannon fell in the sixth over for 5, attempting to chip over the infield. Sam Monk joined Anderson at the crease, and the pair compiled a sensible 40 run partnership at 3 runs an over, before Anderson was dismissed by a sharp catch at second slip off the bowling of the first change bowler. Steve Colley and Sam Monk both fell with the score on 63, which brought Rob Edwards and Max Carter to the crease.

The pair began to place pressure back onto the fieldsmen, taking sharp singles to the infield, with loud early calls ensuring they made their ground comfortably with time to spare. Top scoring Edwards was dismissed for 33, with Carter second highest with 29. The pair put on a valuable 62 runs for the fifth wicket. Some solid late overs batting from Tom Drake (23) and Jono Wigham (16) saw the team's total reach 180, a score which seemed competitive, however fell well short of the benchmark made at the beginning of the day's play. The bowlers would certainly need to do their job.

Cannon with the gloves on doing a tidy job

From the start it appeared tight lines rather than fiery pace was the method of attack by the Gordon fast bowlers. Openers Drake and Edwards again failed to take a wicket in the first spell, however the number of plays and misses serve as warning signs for the batsmen of teams to come in this competition. The first wicket came in the 13th over, when first change bowler Alex Campbell, managed to tempt the batsmen into a false shot outside off stump, only to see the ball cannon off the inside edge of his bat into middle and off.

Excellent tight line and length bowling by Henry Carmichael, Tom Ledgerwood and Mark Anderson put pressure on the batsmen and ensured the run rate by the Northern District side fell to just over 2 an over. The stress level began to rise for the District boys as they faced a 5 an over task with 20 overs remaining.

The tension rose greatly after some interesting shot selections from the Districts batsmen leaving them needing 20 runs to win with 6 overs left and 4 wickets in hand. However an outstanding final spell from Campbell who took 3 wickets in his final 2.1 overs saw the pendulum swing back to the Stags. The final 3 wickets fell on scores of 171, 174 and 175, leaving Districts short, Gordon the winners by a measly 5 runs.

Drake fires one down against NDs

Campbell's ability to adjust for the fact the batsmen were trying to lift the run-rate provided a clear example to the other bowlers of the art of death bowling. His final figures of 4 for 21 off 10.1 overs were much deserved, as his persistence of line and length bowling drew batsmen into making mistakes. Cricket is a team game, however it is the individual performances within this game that contribute to a team's success, and Alex provided the team with the fight that was missing in the first game.

Supporting spells from Henry Carmichael (1 for 4 off 5), Tom Ledgerwood (2 for 38 off 9), Rob Edwards (1 for 34 off 11) and Tom Drake (2 for 37 off 12) contributed to the success, but the most pleasing aspect of the team's performance was a marked improvement in the fielding, something which coach Brendan McDonald was especially pleased to see. A lower level of sundries also meant the side mounted more sustained pressure on individual batsmen, eventually leading to their dismissals.

It was also great to see some of the old faces, Alec Brown and Seth Tulloch, from last year's 2nd placed side. We look forward to the continued support of these veterans, and indeed the entire club, as it foretells the strength of the club in years to come.

Rob Edwards

Green Shield Report vs UNSW - Round 3

Green Shield Report vs UNSW - Round 3

Greenies vs UNSW

After two rounds of the Green Shield season, the Gordon side were sitting mid-table. They ventured to the Village Green full of confidence they could replicate the successes achieved against Northern Districts two days previously.

With what looked like a fast, bouncy pitch, and an outfield good enough to play billiards on, the University of NSW skipper had no hesitation to bat when the toss landed in his favour. Fair to say the Gordon side were less than impressed with their skipper's inability to buy a successful toss of the coin for a third time in succession.

The author, Edwards, sends one down

After last match report for the Northern Districts match, it was stated that it was only a matter of time before openers Tom Drake and Robert Edwards found their form and collected a handful of wickets each. Between them, they scalped the first four wickets of the innings in the space of ten overs, leaving the students crumbling at 4 for 25.

A minor fight back was staged by the home team at this point, compiling a 5th wicket partnership of 42, before Henry Carmichael found the edge of the established batsmen, with a sharp catch effected by Edwards in the cordon. Interestingly, 7 out of the 10 dismissals by the Stags were catches by either keeper or slips (H. Anderson 2 catches, S. Colley 2 catches, R. Edwards 2 catches, B Cannon 1 catch as keeper) with another good one by Max Carter running backwards in the deep at mid on.

The Gordon method of attack was to keep the ball as full as possible, and ensure the students were attempting to play outlandish shots through and over the infield in a desperate attempt to increase their scoring rate. This in turn led to the inevitable final dismissals of the tail, with Steve Colley taking two and Alex Campbell backing up from his last game with another. Uni of NSW finished on a modest 120 from 44 overs, something which seemed could only be defended by the possibility of rain looming in the dark clouds above.

Opening pair Hugo Anderson and Ben Cannon took to the crease after the ten minute changeover, and battled smartly for the first 8 overs, exchanging the strike to ensure no bowler could sustain any pressure on particular batsmen. Cannon was the first to be dismissed in the ninth over, compiling 14 runs before doing so (12 of those runs coming in 3's). This brought captain Colley to the crease, who was in much need of some time in the middle after a couple of small scores.

Captain Colley frees up his arms to get Gordon over the line

Steve's personally projected total was 50 not out, however with quick singles and silky strokes, he managed to go 13 better than that. When Edwards came in at 2 for 58, he and Colley collected the remaining 63 runs with little difficulty in the 35th over, the last before tea and the arrival of the rain.

Rob Edwards

Green Shield Report vs Manly - Round 1

Green Shield Report vs Manly - Round 1

Greenies go down to Manly

Following last seasons' second placing, plenty of expectation had been placed upon the shoulders of the incoming players to replicate the successes of the squad and uphold the reputation of the club as being one of the more formidable sides in the competition. After trial matches against Barker and an Under 18 academy side, there was much reason for optimism as the team took on Manly in the first round of the Green Shield competition at Chatswood Oval on Sunday.

Drake sends one down in the opening overs

The team took to the field, as an unsuccessful coin toss ensured the bowlers would be in the thick of the action more prematurely than desired. The two opening bowlers, Drake and Edwards bowled tightly without reward, and it wasn't until the first change of Campbell and Mark Anderson that the Gordon side appeared to be mounting any sustained period of pressure. A catch at first slip by Hugo caused headaches for the scorers, as caught Anderson bowled Anderson became the first of hopefully many wickets for the side this season.

Although the run rate for the first 25 overs was less than 2, the side continually let themselves down, failing to get their body behind the ball, and mount any sustained pressure on particular batsmen. The second break-through came when skipper Steve Colley bowled the big left handed opener attempting to sweep.

From here on in however, there would be little joy for the bowlers, as the Manly numbers 3 and 4 mounted a 172 run partnership in only 26 overs. The two played extremely well, however, Gordon failed to capitalise on the opportunities provided, proving to be expensive to say the least. Edwards received a consolation wicket with his third last ball, meaning the final Manly total would be 3 for 264, something which seemed well within the capabilities of the Gordon batting to chase down.

A quiet day for Cannon with the gloves - much more fruitful with the willow

Openers Ben Cannon and Hugo Anderson began the Gordon reply in terrific style, leading the side to 76 without loss at the 17 over mark. Both batsmen were dismissed in similar style, attempting to hit the leg spinner over the top of the infield, and misjudging the spin on the ball, only to see the keeper whip off the bails behind them. They scored 77 and 40 respectively, and provided a platform from which the middle order could attempt to win the game from.

The middle order could not benefit from the solid start of the openers, losing wickets 3 through to 7 for only 24 runs, the only resistance coming from Henry Carmichael with a quick-fire 40 that sparked a temporary fight back, however, with third stumping victim Ledgerwood departing from the crease with the team's score on 199, the game ran away from us, and eventually fell 42 runs of the winning target.

Tough work with the ball for Carmichael

Much improvement in the team's enthusiasm and precision in the field will need to be experienced in the crunch re-match against Northern Districts in the first round after the holiday break. There are no easy games in the Green Shield competition; however there is extra spice in the Northern Suburbs derby on 4 January, after a superb performance last year from current player Tom Drake, allowed Gordon to sneak under the radar and into the final against Campbelltown-Camden.

Rob Edwards

 

Fifth Grade Match Reports 06/07

Fifth Grade Match Reports 06/07

The Fifth Grade team plays for the Dave Sherwood Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fifth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fifth Grade match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

5th Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 2)

5th Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 2)

5th Grade remain in finals despite loss 

The epic battle between 3rd and 2nd continued at Killara. With the Stags ending at 9-188 over night and it was up to Turner and Campbell to add some more runs onto the board and to eat up some overs. Alas this was not to be as Campbell was caught at fine leg of a top edge without being able to add to his over night total off 7 and the teams total remained at 188.

Colley picks up a "cheeky one" with his spinners

With a small total for Killara to defend and the cricketing gods not watching, Kennedy and Fragogianas opened up looking for early wickets. With Randy-Petes 0-77 off 18, it didn't happen. Both struggled with their lines, particularly to one batsman, who couldn't play an off side shot. He made 52. It was Siriwardhane (Scotty) that got the break through and then an over later Turner got the other opener with a looping slower ball. Nothing so far had gone right, with dropped catches, balls falling into gaps and numerous edges over the slips and more to come. It was just not going to be our day.

The flyer of a start that they got meant that it was a real struggle for the bowlers to contain them. Cruising to victory at 2-125, Marvel produced a marvellous run out to give some hope, but with a flat Killara pitch, 188 was never going to enough as they passed us 4 down with Colley picking up a cheeky wicket. All the bowlers toiled hard in the heat, with Kennedy 0-35 (10), Frag 0-24 (6), Scotty 1-24 (5), Turner 1-25 (6), Cubbage 0-25 (11), Campbell 0-29 (7) and Colley 1-21 (6).

A much better performance is needed for the last game, as it will depend wether we finish 6th or 4th.

Until some time next week,

Cubbage Wilson

5th Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 1)

5th Grade battles against Randy-Petes

It is 2nd Vs 3rd at Killara, with the match in the balance. After the earlier rain during the week the Killara pitch was not at its usual hardness. Tweedy won the toss, and decided he didn't want to field in the heat of the day, so he put Randy-Petes into the field.

Trapped on the crease - the captain in trouble

Steve 'Pup' Colley and Sunny 'Boycott' Sajdeh opened up, and made a good start. They put on 30 for the first wicket. Sunny (19) was the first to go, and after his ton the week before he was disappointed that he wasn't able to back it up. With two short covers in place, Sunny tried to split the two in a blaze of glory. Unluckily for him, one stuck out his hand and it ballooned up into the air for an easy caught and bowled.

With the score on 51, Steve was caught behind for 23. This was a trend for the day as batsmen made it to twenty and got out. Cubbage and Marvell looked at righting the ship, but a mix up accoutred and Marvell was run out for 12, just when he was starting to look good. At 4/88 with Lawry walking back to the pavilion for 7, the Stags were looking shaky.

The Randy Petes bowlers bowled tight lines out side the off stump, and made it difficult to drive through the off side. Cubbage was out LBW (to another Leggie again!!) for 24 made off about 30 overs. He really struggled to hit it off the square. Fragogianas and Siriwardhane (Maybe and Scotty) both made 24 before getting out. At 7/147 we were praying for a captains knock for Tweedy, who had earlier in the week fallen off a ladder, and was forced to play as Falky was already filling in for colts. Yet the captain's knock never came, as he was adjudged LBW attempting to play a leg glance.

Kennedy walked to the crease confident for resurrecting the stag's innings, and started off well playing a lovely on-drive that Gilly would have been proud of. Unfortunately he play all-round a straight one to be knocked over for 15. This left Turner and Campbell, number 10 and 11 respectively to hold out for the remaining 5 overs. To which they did putting on an unbeaten 14 partnership. With a case on the line Turner is hoping Tweedy bats on.

Until sometime in the near future,

Cubbage Wilson

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10

5th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10

A big win for 5th Grade

Week 1

Whalan, what a place. So many stories. So much history.

Every person you talk to in the club will tell you his own story Whalan, from the dirt bikes flying along side the ground to dead magpies in the middle of run ups. Alas we arrived to a ground that did not have any bikes, dead birds or any trees, yet was the size of the MCG. Where we at the right place?

Mahaffey playing a little closer to home

Unfortunately yes and to make matters worse, it was about 35 degrees under the solitary piece of shade in a 100-mile radius.

Tweedy won the toss and batted on a flat track. Weaves, whose GPS got him lost again and Boycott (Sunny), missing his partner in crime Lawry (Kenner) were sent out to open. Both did well in seeing off the new ball. Sunny (7) was the first to go, with a faint tickle down the leg side, as Weaves used up all the luck of the partnership, being dropped by the opposition captain off a catch that he would normally catch with his eyes closed. The rest of the day was spent listening to how Sunny has no luck, yet Weaves can be dropped twice.

After being dropped twice Weaves luck ran out and was adjudged LBW playing across the line for 22. This brought the partnership of Charlie Lawry and Hamish Angus. Both looking very comfortable out in the middle. Yet the heat got to Hamo as missed a ball on the stumps and was bowled for 19. Cubbage came and left the crease after being caught behind for 10 off yet another leggie. At this stage Lawry had been batting superbly in the heat and was on 58*.

Tim Fragogianas joined Lawry at the crease; the pair added 40 runs, when Lawry was run out after a Frag drive was deflected back on to the stumps by the bowler. Charlie constructed a well-made 77 in trying conditions, in which he hit 3 fours and had about 10 all run fours.

Frags and Scotty both fell after making starts. Frag, stumped for 29 and Scotty LBW for 19. This brought the experienced campaigner to the crease to keep the innings alive, yet nearly killing him self in the process as emergency oxygen was ordered as Tweedy ran many fours. With a partnership of close to 50 with Bourne, Tweedy was caught and bowled for 45. The innings fell away quickly after that as Bourne was out LBW after edging the ball through keeper and first slip and McHaff was bowled for a globe.

Hamish Angus... the new 'all rounder'

Stags all out for 286 with 17 overs to bowl at the Blacktown openers. The bowling was not at its best, which allowed for Blacktown to escaped relatively unshaved at 1/37 as McHaff picked up the solitary wicket. 

Week 2

Week 2 saw Whalan live up a place where things go wrong. As the Stags walked onto the field, a body could be seen near the bushes, and was later found out that it was a young boy of the age of 14 or 15, that had been bitten by a brown snake. Soon two Ambulances arrived and rushed him off to hospital to which they thought would be in vain, a he was said to be dead, but to the Ambos credit they some how got a pulse and gave the young boy hope. A news report on Channel Nine read out by Mike Monro told of the sad new the young boy had passed away in Hospital.

Our sympathy goes out the boy's family in this hard time.

During this hectic time, McHaff was having a McHappy Day as he rolled through the top order claiming 4 wickets and 5 for the game (5/29 off 14). He bowled tight lines and gave the batsmen nothing. He was well supported by lap dace Lappan as he kept a strangle hold at the other end. His wicketless run continued.

Cubbage replaced McHaff and was bowling into a strong wind. Cubbage's 8-round dry spell finally got some much-needed rain as he claimed 3/46 of 21 overs. His first wickets since round 2. Scotty and Bourne both bowled tight finishing with 1/34 and 0/10 respectively. It was the last wicket that proved to be the most difficult as the last two Blacktown batters held out for over 20 overs until Laps (1/28 off 15) was brought back into the attack and claimed the allusive wicket.

Blacktown bowled out for 163, 23 runs behind the follow on. At this stage news had come through that all 6 grades were going for outright so Tweedy followed suit and sent them back in. 25 overs left in the day to get 10 wickets and to knock of any runs that Blacktown posted.

A surprise tactic was used by Tweedy as he opened up with Bourne and the fast becoming all-rounder Hamish Angus, much to the disgust of Sunny. Both bowled tight with Bourne picking up two cheeky poles and finishing with 2/23 off 6. At the other end Hamo ended with figures 0/14 off 4. Much to the relief of Sunny, Charlie missed a catch and a stumping off Hamo. (We would never have heard the end of it if he got a wicket)

Bourne picks up a couple of cheeky poles

With 5 overs to be bowled Tweedy called the game off, as he could not see us collecting 6 wickets in a hurry.

The day's honours would have to go to McHaff picking up 4 wickets and 5 for the game, 2 catches and a run out to top it off.

6 valuable points leading up to the final with the top 7 very close. Well done to all grades on the wins, and a BIG thankyou must go out Tids and Andy Falk who were kind enough to shout the club a few beers.

Cubbage-Wilson

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9 (Day 2)

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9 (Day 2)

A slow going draw for 5th Grade

Day two of the Penrith clash saw the introduction of the nominated players. Shanal 'Scotty' Siriwardhane was in for Fraggos and Hamish Angus (specialist bowler) replaced Brett Marvel.

Penrith were resuming at 3/8 chasing 215. The going was very slow to start, as the Penrith batsmen moved along at two an over. Stobs and JK (James Kennedy) both bowled tight lines and beat the bat on numerous occasions but unfortunately no edge was forthcoming.

Look Guys - No hands! - Stobo magic on display

It was a frustrating session for all the Stags players. The addition of Angus into the team definitely livened things up, though. With constant banter coming from his specialist position, mid-off, all the Staggies fielders were kept on their toes, especially Dougie Harris. At times of extreme boredom the Stags could always count on young Hamo to scream 'up the gays!' or 'good talk Dougie!'.

While the Stags fielders were trying their hardest to entertain themselves on the field, the Penrith batsmen were doing their best impersonation of Lawry and Boycott. 'Suncreen' Sadjeh, still recovering from his earlier encounter with spray-on sunscreen in the dressing sheds, noted that both batsmen displayed excellent techniques and sound running between the wickets.

It was 'Scotty' Siriwardhane who finally made the break through, taking the 4th wicket 27 overs into the day. The new batsmen was dropped first ball by an ever alert Dougie at first grip, but he made up for his indiscretion by catching the same batsmen off the same bowler (Scotty) several overs later.

... and after consultation with Captain Tweety, the sleeve gets rolled up

Tea saw the score at 5/83 and the Stags still well and truly on top. Stobo resumed after the break bowling in front of his family, strategically positioned on the Stobo Hill ' formally Jimmy Cattlin Hill. Stobs did not let the family down, picking up the crucial wicket of the Penrith number 3 who had toiled hard for his 28.

The game was far from over. With the gritty Penrith captain striding to the crease the Stags knew it would not be an easy kill. Stobs and JK both had numerous LBW shouts turned down as the Panthers started building momentum.

Talk started to circulate around the mid-off/mid-on region that it was time for a bowling change. Both Hamo and Sticks started to loosen up as it seemed inevitable that one of the two most underrated bowlers at the club would get a trundle. Alas rain started to fall at Beauchamp and the players were sent scuttling from the field. Angus and Kenner would have to wait.

After a brief rain delay, play continued with Penrith at 6/120. Bourne was toiling away at one end, restricting the runs while JK was having no luck at the other. The Penrith keeper reached his 50 and it seemed the game may slip away from the Stags. Enter Stobo.

With a seemingly harmless push on the onside, the batsmen set off for what seemed a fairly regulation 2. Stobs chased hard and delivered the return right over the bails, whereby the batsmen, having hesitated earlier, was caught short of his ground.

But Stobs was not finished yet. In the following over, the Penrith captain lofted a drive over covers. With seemingly no chance of the ball going to hand, Stobs set off from his position at mid-off and with the ball continuing to tail away from him made a Glenn McGrath dive and clasped the ball between his finger tips. A clear contender for catch of the season and what at the time seemed like a match winning effort.

Knight goes up one of numerous LBW appeal

At this point Penrith were 8/165. 12 overs remained in the day. A relatively achievable run rate of 4 an over. It was obvious that Penrith didn't think so. With 6 points on the line the instructions were clear'don't let Gordon win.

Adam Cubbage was on fire, constantly beating the bat. Both batsmen were tied in knots, and when the number 10 played back and didn't offer a shot the Stags were sure they had their 9th wicket. The appeal was miraculously turned down. Cubbie had come to the end of his spell. A desperately unlucky 0-29 off 15 overs.

The new ball was taken in one last attempt to steal the match, but with 5 slips in place and two bat pads, the batsmen were still not interested in playing shots. Kenner, at bat-pad, was focusing hard on the batsmen's knee roll (as instructed by Stobs) and tried everything to entice the batsmen to try for victory, but they wouldn't have a bar of it.

An extremely disappointing draw ended with the batsmen offering no shot. Loud celebrations came from the Penrith camp upon securing the 0 points. The Gordon lads were less satisfied with the result'both teams will now be leap-frogged on the ladder.

Not the best result to take into the Christmas break, but the 5s can hold their heads high knowing that they attacked all day and never stopped putting in for the club.

Until 2007, you stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks Kenner



5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9 (Day 1)

Stobo's Back in 5th Grade

There was a familiar figure at Beauchamp Oval on Saturday morning. Was it a bird'was it a plane'NO. It was Richard Stobo. Stobs was making his long awaited cameo appearance for the club after his retirement last season, much to the delight of resident scribe Ian Higgins.

Bourne learns more about the Cryptic Crosswords whilst Frago focuses on the game

Stobs was welcomed into the 5th grade ranks with open arms on the verge of this crucial fixture against keen rivals Penrith. Some other familiar faces were back in the fifth grade sheds, namely Cubbage 'Wilson' (who is looking more and more like his mentor and admirer) and his partner in crime James Kennedy. Add to this Grafton ex-pat Dougie 'the pizza boy' Harris and the 5ths again had a very strong outfit on paper.

Tweety, feeling much better with the addition of Stobs in the side, lost the toss and the Stags were sent in by the Penrith captain (Stobo mach II) on a damp deck.

Lawry and Boycott (Kenner and Sajdeh respectively) were reunited due to some late changes and both openers were keen to survive the first hour. Alas 'Sticks' Lawry was back in the dressing rooms before he knew what happened, sporting a bump on the head and a bruised ego.

Boycott (Sunny) quickly followed as he played back to a ball which kept low. Jimmy Catlin (the 5th Grade batting, bowling and fielding coach and resident psychologist) spoke candidly to the two openers about their ability to critically analyse the change-up ball as well as the throwing arms of each fielder and their preferred meal choice and music selection. Both openers took on board Jimmy's advice with slightly bemused faces.

Cubbage takes one for the team

Dougie fell for ten soon after, playing down the wrong line of the bowler's change-up in-swinger (good call Jimmy). 'Toolies' Knight and Cubbage-Wilson took over when the Stags were teetering at 3/16. A fine partnership ensued with both batsmen playing their shots and taking the attack to the Penrith bowlers. The momentum of the innings had just started to swing in Gordon's favor when both batsmen fell in quick succession, Knight for 26 and Cubbie for 34.

When Marvell was caught at bat pad for 8, the Stags were 6/99 and in some trouble. Enter Tim Frag <enter alphabet here> (for the record it is Fragogiannis). Lusty blows off the spinners combined with crisp horizontal stroke play off the quicks were the highlights of Fraggas innings.

While the carnage was going on in the middle, a Gordon reunion of sorts was taking place in the pavilion. The likes of Stobo, Falk, Gray, Catlin, and Reynolds were present and what ensued was a brief summation of the previous 102 years of Gordon cricket. The young pups in the team looked on with awe and amazement as Mick Falk and Stobs rattled off names, stats and famous games of the past. The Wikipedia of Gordon cricket had come to Beauchamp.

Better shot selection from Cubbage

As the young pups jostled for couch position and discussed past Greenwood and Cross (Cubbs) experiences, Gray and Fraggas were busy furthering the Stags total.

The old guard cheered vehemently after each Gray boundary as he powered to 22 before being adjudged LBW. Tweety's disbelief at the decision came under close scrutiny by match referee Ranjad Matagale. It has been confirmed that Tweety will be fined half his match fee (that's half a bottle of veno and 5L of petrol).

Fraggas, realizing he was quickly running out of partners, accelerated his scoring, putting on a crucial 50 run stand with Kennedy who was bowled for five. Frags fell soon after, when he was unluckily caught and bowled off a low full toss. A potentially match winning innings had ended at 88.

'Red ink' Bourne was again stranded for the 6th time this season when Stobs fell for a duck. Another hundred went begging for the Bourne.

Gordon all out for 215.

Six overs remained to be bowled in the day. A real chance to make in roads into the Penrith top-order.

Knight pumps a short ball to the boundary

A combination of great bowling by Stobs and Kennedy (1 wicket a piece) and some fine fielding from the specialist mid-on and the Stags were able to reduce the Panthers to 3/8 at stumps.

A great fight back by the Stags have put them in the box seat for next week, but this game is not a foregone conclusion by any means. We know we will have to fight tooth and nail to secure the 6 points next week.

Until then, you stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks Kenner

5th Grade Round 8 vs Sutherland (Day 2)

5th Grade Round 8 vs Sutherland (Day 2)

5th Grade fall short against the Sharks

car'pool [kahr-pool] 'noun. Also, carpooling, car pooling. An arrangement among a group of automobile owners by which each owner, in turn, drives the others or their children to and from a designated place.

Saturday morning again saw Kenner's phone running hot, as both Iqbal and star import Craig Knight pestered him for a lift to Beauchamp. He knew it would be a torrid drive and it proved to be the case with Inzie discussing the many ins-and-outs of his Christmas party the previous evening and Knight giving both passengers his weekly run down on the state of play at the Gold Coast and the current Toolies situation.

Pale Ale restricting the impact of the Sharks' batsmen

Grade cricket would not be the same without carpooling.

It was pure relief on arrival at Beauchamp and not just because the covers had already been removed by the advanced party. Tweety was quickly into discussion with the Sutherland captain, attempting to forge an agreement whereby both teams would have an opportunity to win the match. It was agreed that Sutherland would bat on for another 28 overs and then declare leaving the Stags 50 overs to chase whatever runs were on the board.

The Stags were fairly confident of victory if this agreement was upheld, as the Sharks had only scored 104 runs off 45 overs the previous week.

Again it was a slow start by the Sutherland batsmen, as 'Pale Ale' Lappan and Iqbal 'Inzie' Ahmed tied down the batsmen with great control. Lapdance was the first to break through, picking up a well deserved wicket. Inzie then broke through for two wickets in two overs and the Stags were well on top.

When Emile took his second, the opening batsmen for 95, the Stags were looking the goods, having Sutherland 5-160 having already used 20 of the agreed 28 overs.

Unfortunately the total got away from the Stags in the final overs as the Sutherland captain, after having plenty of practice last week, played some thunderous sweep shots from the bowling of the people's champion.

Feeling the Sharks did not have enough runs on the board the skipper decided to bat on for one more over and it proved to be costly for the Stags with the final two balls of the innings being dispatched onto the Jimmy Catlin Hill.

Please Sir, just one more Pina Colada - Tiddles would be jealous of this tan!

The declaration was made and tea was taken, as not to lose the 2 overs for the change of innings. So the equation read 216 runs required off 51 overs, a required run rate of just over 4 an over. Not an easy task on an extremely slow outfield and a pitch that was still showing signs of life.

Inzie was promoted to open the innings with Lawry (Kenner), due to his enforced early departure to attend KJ's wedding. He was faced with about 40minutes of batting, but unfortunately he only lasted only 1 as he was caught behind slashing at a wide one.

Weaver, who struggled to find his way to the middle, fell in similar fashion 5 overs later, after crashing 2 boundaries.

This left Lawry stuck in the middle with Knight. This is always a difficult experience for any batsman, with Knight's incessant commentary explaining 'how far he missed the ball by' or 'how he missed hit that last six' wearing away at the non-strikers patience (not to mention the bowlers and close in-fielders).

Surprisingly Kenner and Knight were able to forge a solid partnership until the former was struck on the thigh pad and adjudged LBW. This dismissal started a slide for the 5th graders with Marvell falling first ball and Fraggas and Knight both holding out for 8 and 62 respectively.

Johnny Mayur Kulkarni was then run out in a suicidal quick single and the Stags were reduced to 7-131, having lost 5 wickets for only 26 runs.

Our tropical skipper Dave Gray and 'Red Ink' Bourne did their best to rescue the situation with Tweety landing some long blows over cover. But when the human 'pina colada' was caught for 20, the victory appeared gone.

The dressing room was sent into disarray when Lappan announced that he had no batting gloves. Being the only left-hander in both teams the situation appeared futile. With Emile still looking to push for victory it appeared that 'Pale Ale' would have to bat and this was the case when Emile was caught half-way down the track - forgetting to hit the ball.

The "Red Ink" Supremacy with ball in hand

Strolling out to the middle for only the second time this season, sporting a pair of right handed batting gloves, it appeared to the 5th graders that the result of this game was now in the hands of the gods.

With only 9 balls remaining in the game, 'Pale Ale' edged one to the keeper looking to work the ball behind point, and the Sharks had won the game by 28 runs.

A disappointing loss after it seemed the 5th graders would cruise to victory, and only the second loss of the season.

Next weeks fixture now shapes as a massive game. Gordon and Penrith are tied second on 36 points and both sides will be desperate to gain outright second before the Christmas break. Tickets are available at the gate or online at www.mikeweaver.com.

Until then, you stay classy Chatswood.

Sticks Kenner

5th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8 (Day 1)

An unlucky 5th Grade hampered by the rain

An early morning phone call announced the arrival of Craig Knight back in Sydney for Saturday's 5th grade game against Sutherland. Knight was taking time out of his toolies experience to answer a desperate plea from selectors.

Another familiar face had returned to Beauchamp. Yes, you guessed it. Dave Gray was back from the tropical paradise of Hawaii. Still reeling from his numerous pina-coladas and late nights, Tweety was keen to speak to the lads and find out the details of last weeks outright victory.

Add to this the arrival of Emile, flying in straight from the luscious shores Byron Bay, and the 5's were looking very strong on paper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A tanned Tweety, watchful Knight and high-flying Emile back from Schoolies to play against Sutherland

The covers were removed revealing an unusual sight at Beauchamp'grass. A new pitch had been prepared and it was covered in the green stuff. While 'pale ale' Lappan was licking his lips the batsmen were less enthused.

It was obvious that the toss would be crucial and Tweety did what was needed. Employing a double-sided coin, Tweety ensured the Stags would be bowling.

Without 'Dizzy' Dan this week, the new ball was passed to Lappan and Emile. Both openers consistently beat the bat, bowling great lines. Unfortunately the edge was not forthcoming and when finally an edge did come, it fell tantalizingly short of slips. There were early signs that this would not be Gordon's day.

Sutherland were struggling along at 1.5 runs per over and the Stags just couldn't seem to get the break through. With Inzy (also answering a desperate plea from selectors) and Bourne operating from both ends, the batsmen continued to almost give chances but somehow managed to survive.

'Pale Ale' Lappan sends down another on a greenBeauchamp pitch

It was Emile who finally got the breakthrough, an inswinging yorker catching the opener plumb in front.

Unfortunately this would be the only joy for the Staggies fielders as the big dark cumulus-nimbus clouds that had been building all day finally produced the goods. With lightening forcing the players from the field, Sutherland had posted 1-100 off 45 overs and it seemed unlikely there would be any more play for the day.

This ended up being the case, despite both teams best efforts to clear the mud and puddles from the square area. Craig Knight was clearly in his element as he maneuvered the super-sopa like he was back cruising Cavell Ave on the Gold Coast. Frago was less elegant in possession of the device but his efforts were certainly appreciated by onlookers and will certainly improve after a stint at schoolies.

Frago must wait his turn until next year for Schoolies

So it seems that in order for a result to be manufactured out of this fixture it will require some aggressive captaincy and creative minds. I'm sure Tweety has got something up his sleeve. Watch this space.

Sticks Kenner

Ps. Directions to all grade grounds in Sydney are available at www.mikeweaver.com

5th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

5th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

Saturday 20th November, 2006: McHaffey Day

It was a dazed and confused Kenner who arrived at Princess Park on Saturday morning. After sitting an excruciating 2 hour psychology exam, he had come no closer to understanding the workings of Craig Knight's mind, a mystery that dates back to the days of Freud and Pavlov's dogs. To add to this he had forgotten the scorebook, there was no match ball and captain David Gray was not present. Was this Princess Park, or a nightmare?

(Andrew Lappan and friends appeal for a rare stumping of a fast bowler) 

Luckily Michael Bourne was present and quickly informed the team that Tweety had taken annual stress leave for the weekend. His reason: too much aggressive batting and having to captain Knight and Plummer'fair enough.

So it was Bourne's supremacy at Princess Park. And he quickly took control. Choosing to run before stretching, for the first time since Trevor Watling captained the mighty fives, Bournie then had the lads involved in an intense game of fielding soccer. What innovation!

Just when we thought he could do no more, Bourne won the toss and sent the opposition in on a wicket which possessed more grass than Ian Higgins' top drawer.

(Dan Mahaffey in action at Princes Park)

Something was wrong though. Where was Weaves? Only 20 minutes until kick off and still no sign of the recently elevated opening batsman. Rumor had it that he was somewhere in Auburn'where exactly was less clear! If Bourne was concerned he didn't show it, as he hastily went about stealing a team sheet from the opposition's scorebook.

As it turns out everything worked out perfectly, with Weaver appearing, closely followed by Paul Stephenson brandishing a brand new Kookaburra and Mr. Kenner brandishing a not so new scorebook.

It was game on. Once again Mahaffey picked up a wicket in his first over clean bowling the opener. He then proceeded to take wickets in his 2nd, 3rd, 6th and 8th overs ending his enforced 8 over spell with figures of 5/16.

His ability to swing the ball in to the batsmen and then seam it away left the Parramatta top order searching for answers which were not forthcoming. He was aptly supported by Andrew 'can't wait for Christmas' Lappan who once again was desperately unlucky to go wicketless.

(It must be out this time)

It was early on in the piece when the fifth graders experienced their first falcon of the season when Mike 'Einstein' Weaver, fielding at gully, proceeded to lob the ball to backward point in an effort to get it back to the bowler. Unfortunately young Fraga, not familiar with Weaves' abstract interpretation of geometry copped the new cherry smack on the jaw. Needless to say the 5s were hysterical except for Fraga, who was slightly concussed. Think about it Weaves!

The wickets kept coming with the introduction of Emile 'Stobo' Van Schalkwyk into the attack. Once again the youngster from Shore impressed the onlookers by bowling straight and consistently beating the bat with 'Stobo-esque' leg-cutters, picking up figures of 3-11. Fraggas held up the other end, with Parramatta going into the sheds at tea at 8-98.

It was imperative that the Stags finished the deal quickly after the break and that is exactly what happened with Shiv Ul-Haq being run-out by Bretty Marvel and Bournie picking up the ultimate fantasy cricket dismissal, caught and bowled, to finish the innings.

Parramatta all out 116.

The Stags wanted to close the deal that afternoon to cover against rain next weekend and Lawry and Weaves went about the job, taking 45 off the first 12 overs. The ball was still moving around measurably and Kenner fell victim to some astute out-swing bowling.

1-45. No problems. Weaves decided it was his day and really started to accelerate pouncing on anything short. He fell in the 22nd over for a rapid 61. Most of the 5th graders have already heard about Weaves magnificent innings, but if you would like further details go to www.mikeweaver.com/rd7.

(Emile van Schalkwyk in action on Saturday) 

This left Boycott (batting in his new found no. 3 position) and Knight to finish the job. Both looked extremely solid and we can look forward to some big hitting from Knight next week after he dispatched the opening bowler over the roof of the pavilion in the penultimate over of the day.

Knight 31*, Sadjeh 18*, Gordon 2/142 at stumps.

A real outright chance on the cards next week at Princess Park. Tickets will be sold at the gate. No passouts.

The way it is, Saturday 17th Novermber. I'm Richard Kenner. Good Night.

(thanks Hendo)

5th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 6

5th Grade Report vs Wests - Round 6

5th Grade Report vs Wests

Finding parking at Beauchamp Oval on Saturday morning was harder than finding a park outside Jerry Seinfeld's apartment. It appeared that every six year old in the Willoughby shire had turned out to 'have-a-go'. The only notable exception was Tiddles. Don't worry Tids, didn't see any young Cabbage's doing the rounds'maybe in a couple years.

(Emile Van Schalkwyk in his first grade game for Gordon)

Setting up the screens was even more of a challenge for the fifth graders this week as they had to negotiate their way through a sea of youngsters.

A delayed start followed, with Wests winning the toss and electing to bat first. A decision that appeared rich in logic, with a belter of a pitch on offer. Tweety of course was more than happy to be bowling. Like a warm bath after a long night, Tweety is most comfortable fielding first.

Mahaffey and Lappan opened proceedings, and it didn't take long for the Mahaffey to pick up a pole. First ball of the match infact, a 'solid' catch at cover by Emile Van 'Hoogenban' (Schalkwyk). The two openers continued to bowl tighter than Kenner's back pocket. With the pressure building on every dot ball the second wicket seemed inevitable as mid-on took a simple catch. Wests were 2/30, when a short break was taken at 11am to commemorate the diggers.

Wickets fell at a steady pace after the break with all bowlers cashing in. Lappan claimed 1-23 for his spell and was unlucky not to have a couple more wickets. The pale ale was obviously inspired by his hero Kane West who he had seen perform the previous evening. Emile van der Hoogneband bowled an impressive 8 overs, returing 1-20. The youngster toiled hard and varied his pace superbly, in what was his first trundle in over 8 months.

(A Gordon wicket) 

The spinners finished the job with Michael 'old man legs' Bourne snapping up 3-18 and 'John' Maya taking the last two wickets for 22 runs. At one point Bourne collapsed with cramp in almost every muscle in his body. In fact it would be quicker to describe which muscles weren't in cramp. The old stager fought hard though. Shortening his run up to 'stand-and-bowl', he managed to claim two more wickets.

Wests all out for a sub par 100. A disappointing score on a relatively docile deck.

Lawry was without regular partner Boycott this week. Instead he was joined by young gun Cameron 'fun' Crawford, fresh from the bright lights of the HSC. Cam hadn't donned the pads for several months but that didn't seem to effect him as he pasted the opening bowler over cover for a one bounce four.

At 0-49 and looking set for a 10 wicket win, 'fun' tried to loft one straight and was caught at mid-on. Dougie Harris picked up from where Cam had left off as he worked the spinners to all parts of the ground.

(Craig Knight in action against Wests)  

Just as it looked as the Stags were cruising to an 8-point victory within 25 overs, Kenner was adjudged caught at first slip and Knight and Kulkarni followed in quick succession.

It was up to Dougie 'the pizza boy' to deliver the goods, and that he did with a composed 27 not out. For a man who looked sicker than Fidel Castro, he batted more like a Damien Martyn, to cement his place in the 5th grade outfit.

On Saturday the Stags held serve to love. From ball one, when 'twinkle toes' Mahaffey claimed a pole, the 5th graders never took the foot from the throat. It was a dominating performance.

With all 6 grades having tremendous victories it was off to the Gate to enjoy some free largers and a laugh at Dave Michael's ridiculous sun burn.

And who did I see talking to a mysterious old man (potentially NSW selector) outside the Gate. None other than David Gray. Is the skipper thinking of a comeback into state cricket? Who knows? More on this story next week.

Until then, I'm Richard Kenner, you stay classy Chatswood.

 

5th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Round 5

5th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Round 5

Fifth Grade Report vs Fairfield

Sunglasses were required to view the pitch at Beauchamp on the first Saturday and not just because Thomlinson and Lappan were removing the covers. It looked as though the council had produced a top-grade batting deck. A Beauchamp special. Tweety's thoughts'.bowl. It must have been a slip of the tongue at the toss which saw Sadjeh (Boycott) and Kenner (Lawry) striding out to open the Stags innings.

(Michael Bourne in the dark at Beauchamp)

Anthony Wilson has had much to say about the Stags opening pair, and much of the dribble rang true on the first morning, as the openers made a cautious start. Lawry, who struggled to find the fence early, was the first to fall for 19.

Boycott and Knight continued, as quality spin bowling tied the two batsmen down at both ends. 'Bollywood' finally attempted to break the shackles and was caught at square leg for 38 (Tiddles, I swear it was an aggressive stroke). Knight fell soon after, bowled round his legs for 25. This left BIC and John 'Mayur' Kulkarni at the wicket.

Rob Evans proved that fortune favoured the brave as he tempted the Lions fielders with some lusty driving. 'Bevans'' luck ran out, though, and he was caught for 33. Johnie Mayur looked the goods but was also struck down, just when he looked set to unload, for 31, proving that there is room for squares. Tim Fraga''your guess is as good as mine' took the strain and looked cool and composed in top scoring with 43. Bourne was not impressed with Fraggas though, as he fell just 2 runs short of the 50 partnership, costing Bourne crucial fantasy points. Bourne is the king of the 50-run partnership (he averages a 2.65 run contribution).

(Rob Evans at Beauchamp)

It was up to Bourne and Gray to see out the days play, as the dismissed batsmen fought for couch position and a share of Thomlinson's rug. Tweety, feeling that the side had lost faith in his aggressive nature, pumped two 4s off the last 3 balls of the day. Botham or Gray? 'Mullet' Wilson seemed confused! (it seems that Wilson has been visiting the same hairdresser as Mahaffey)

Gordon 6/228 at stumps. A relatively slow run rate, considering the quality of the track. But contrary to popular opinion, it was the batsmen's inability to capatalise on their starts which cost the Stags a 300 plus score. Never-the-less, the 5th graders believed in victory.

The second Saturday brought gloomy skies and the possibility of a wash-out. Tweety looked nervous. More nervous than normal. An intense session of dressing room cricket ensued, with the 'have-a-go' gear receiving a thorough work-out. BIC clearly dominated the morning session. Sorry BIC, no fantasy points on offer there!

(Mayur Kulkarni at Beauchamp)

As the mizzle continued to fall, tutorials took place in the change rooms. Pull-a-string bowling techniques were discussed, as well as the rock-and-bowl and Bourne's juggling. After a quick visit to the pristine food court of Chatswood Chase (the pros of playing at Beauchamp), it was decided that play would commence at 3pm.

Tweety quickly declared, ensuring red ink and leaving Fairfield 229 to score at exactly four an over.

'Twinkle toes' Mahaffey was unable to bowl from the northern end, as he was sliding on delivery. It had to be BIC who would take the new ball and success came immediately dismissing the danger man in his second over.

A great bowling partnership followed with Andrew 'never gets wickets before Christmas' Lappan and Rob 'always takes wickets no matter what time of year' Evans cleaning up the Fairfield top order. Evans snared 4 and Lappan 2, and Fairfield were 6/75. A victory loomed, and it seemed all the Stags had to do was 'think about it' to secure the 6 points.

With the light fading fast and memories of Plummer at Bensons resurfacing, Tweety introduced the tweakers. The move proved a masterstroke as 'John' Mayur stole a cheeky 2 wickets and 'frequent flier' Thomlinson snared 1. Bowling into a stiff breeze Thommo clocked an average speed of 12.3km/hr as his hand grenades confused the Fairfield batsmen. After the match Thommo was heard to say, 'I don't think I've ever bowled slower than that, even in the under fives'.

(Sunny shows his fielding prowess at Beauchamp)

So at nine down, the match seemed like a mere formality. The lads were getting worked up, except for the perennial skipper David Gray who's comments included, 'everyone settle down', 'lets regain our composure' and of course, 'think about it'.

No doubt the skipper knew what was coming. The number 9 and 11 opened their shoulders, hitting and hoping'with surprising success. The spinners came in for a severe belting with one ball almost collecting the devious Buno's Holden Commodore.

With Tweety's heart rate rising about 200 and Mick Falk preparing to substitute field, even though no one was injured, it seemed that the game could slip away from the Stags. Enter BIC. With a subtle leg cutter that left the number 11 searching for the ball (BIC's recollection, not mine) Evan's claimed his Michelle Five-for and more importantly the 6 points. The team song was sung with gusto, and the dressing room floorboards were given a fair work-out. It must be noted here that Kenner will be attending choir practice this week after an unforgivable slip up which left conductor Knight dazed and confused.

A win against the competition leaders is always morale boosting, but as they say you haven't broken serve until you hold, and this will be the case against Wests this week'

The 5's must hold serve.

Full credit must be paid to Fairfield, who never gave up on the victory and fought all the way to try and grab the 6 points. It was refreshing to see such an aggressive attitude and it made for great cricket, on a day that promised so little.

Gordon may have claimed the 6 points but cricket was the winner.

Until next time'stay classy Chatswood.

Richie Kenner

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 2)

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 2)

Fifth Grade Report vs the Hawks

With a great wicket presented by the Hawks it left Tweety in no doubt, the Stags would bat on. A Mahaf-a-thon greeted the Hawks in the morning session with three generations of Mahaffey's present. 'Dizzy' did not let the family down scoring a crucial 29 in putting on a 10th wicket partnership of 60, with Bournie.

(Andrew Plummer at Benson's Lane)

That took the Stags to 251, which no longer looked that attractive given the batting friendly conditions on offer, but the Hawks had to score at a clip over 4 an over. 50/50 was the call from Tweety and the lads agreed.

John Saw- 'Bensons Lane then left' 'tell (thanks to Mitch for that one) was again not present and it was up to BIC Evans to field for the day. This is why Rob is the best-in-club. He will drive all the way out to Richmond in sub-zero temperatures just to fill in for the 5th graders. A true Australian Hero.

The weather conditions were slightly different than the previous week. It was akin to stepping off the sun onto a polar ice-cap. With fielders rummaging feverishly through their kit-bags to find their sweaters and cardigans, the team-cream was left chillingly un-loved.

(Dan Mahaffey)

It was ying (Plummer) and yang (Mahaffey) who opened the bowling. The Hawks were scoring at around 1 an over and the openers were bowling great lines. Plummer beat the bat on 1000 occasions and finally claimed a pole, LBW. Much to Plummer's dismay a catch went down the ball before tea and the Hawks went to the break one down.

It was clear the Stags were going to have grind out their wickets. With a gale-force wind keeping the fielders honest, the toil began. 'Scotty' was really bending his back and putting-in-for-the-club (PIFC) and his ever growing fan base.

'Scotty' bowled the number 3 and was almost on a hat-rick when a diving Craig 'Schwarzer' Knight pushed a catch past the post. 'Sunscreen' Sadjeh kept applying himself in the field and pulled off a run-out from his specialist position at mid-off.

'John' Mayur Kulkarni's bowling was a wonderland. After a slow start he found his rhythm and was rewarded with a 'sharpish' stumping from Knight. All this left the Hawks at 4/60 and the Stags well and truly on top.

A good Hawks partnership ensued, and the game tightened up. It seemed that time would be both teams major adversary, but at the same time it meant that both teams kept attacking. It was 'pup' Colley who made the break through, picking up two relatively quick wickets. This left the Hawks a required rate of 6 and only 4 wickets in hand. At this point it was probably time to secure the draw.

It was time. Plummer was to be re-introduced for one final crack at victory. He promptly clean bowled the number 8 and soon after skittled the in-form batsman, only to be denied by a no-ball. The umps then agreed the light was not improving and decided that Plummer could no longer bowl. The virile fast bowler was devastated. It was equivalent to watching Monica Seles being cut down in her prime. Just when it seemed Plums would skittle the Hawks tail, he was put to pasture.

Anyway, it was left to a brave Bourne to battle through the last few overs of the day. And to finish off we were blessed with 6 balls from 'sunscreen' Sadjeh, which I promised I would not mention'oops.

In the end a draw. The players were exhausted from putting-in-for-club all day, especially Scotty, and some had even contracted a slight bout of pneumonia.

The disappointment however was quickly replaced by hopps and barley, as the Staggies celebrated some awesome batting performances at the Greengate. Notably Razzel and Hintdog. The The Crow Nest beckoned and the days play was temporarily wiped from memory

Stay classy Chatswood. I'm Richie Kenner?





5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 1)

5th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury 

The car drive out to Bensons Lane is always an interesting one, and the presence of Craig Knight made Saturday no exception. Sunny also joined the car trip halfway down the M2, as has become tradition. It was there that a maroon Volvo, appearing to carry some form of rock group, steamed past the 5th graders, doing 1000km/hr. On closer inspection it turned out to be Higgos, Emo and Hosko's, Gordon's resident Beatles'. An RBT greeted the two car loads of Staggies on arrival in Richmond, and after a relieved looking Higgins departed the scene, Kenner was cleared to go through after the police officer explained that the previous motorist had actually disabled the breathalyser.

(Steve Colley hits out against the Hawks)

Bensons Lane had really turned it on for the Stags. A 40 degree day with a dry westerly wind blowing off the mountains. A great day to bat, said the bowlers, and Tweety agreed. A new look 5th grade saw the introduction of Steve 'pup' Colley (who I believe is actually only 15 years old), Shenal 'Scotty' Siriwardhane, Mayur Kilkarni and John Sawtell (who we are still waiting on the arrival of).

But it was the old heads Kenner and Sadjeh who opened the innings. After a slow start Sadjeh was clean bowled for 6, and this saw the introduction of 'pup' Colley. Immediately the older heads in the Hawks team started sledging the 12 year-old, but he proved to be above their childish games, batting with maturity and class well above his years. Kenner at the other end was fatiguing quickly and was struggling against a bowler affectionately know as 'The Unit'. The pair struggled to tea on a variable wicket with the score at 1/75.

After tea Kenner was adjudged caught behind for a patient, some times excruciating, 48, after leaving a hole in the Bensons Lane pitch. 'Pup' brought up his maiden grade fifty, this after being verbally abused by the Hawks captain for getting some water after the fall of a wicket. The 9 year-old fell to 'the unit' for 59, but be sure to watch this space.

(Richie Kenner at Bensons Lane)

It was a disappointing afternoon session as the Stags slumped from 1/109 to be 8/215 at the end of the days play. Knighty chipped in with a cameo 32 and Andrew 'see you in court' Plummer hit 16, after surviving a first ball shout for LBW.

Although Shenal 'number 5' or 'Scotty' as he is affectionately known, did not contribute with the bat he definitely enjoyed his scoring stint where he proceeded to knock up some runs off the field. I think his message tone summed up the sentiments of the afternoon. Kenner, also sporting an off field slump, attempted to join in on the action, but had no luck, much to the amusement of 'bollywood'. Oh well lads'.there's always next week!

This sentiment can definitely sum up Gordon's day. At one stage we looked set for 250 but we lost our way after tea. With Bournie and Mahaf-my-coat still at the wicket, however, and a virile, young bowling attack waiting in the wings, the Stags can definitely look to next week as a great opportunity to grab 6 points.

Until next week'stay classy Chatswood (and Bensons Lane).

Richie Kenner

5th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

5th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

Fifth Grade Report vs Sydney Uni

The Stags travelled across the harbour bridge to take on the students in Round 3. St. Pauls was the venue for the eagerly anticipated showdown and the ground looked in fantastic knick. One often feels as though he is playing country cricket when playing at Sydney Uni, such is the ambiance which the campus exudes.

(Rob Evans showing why he is best in club)

Jason Russell-Jones had the unfortunate experience of almost being run-off the harbour bridge by fellow teammate Andrew 'the voice' Plummer. Rumour has it that Plums was attempting to show off his prized wicket from the previous evening. Others speculated that he was dropping his cousin off in the city. Anyway we'll leave those ramblings to the team at Who weekly and move on to the game.

Our evergreen skipper David Gray lost the toss and the students had no hesitation in padding up and heading out to bat. A fast outfield and good batting deck was all the motivation they needed. The ultimate odd-couple once again opened the bowling with Plummer and Mahaffey having no early success. Dan 'dizzy' Mahaffey bowled some great lines, only conceding 6 runs in his first 6 overs.

But it was up to grade newcomer, Nick Cheadle, to claim the first scalp of the day, a fine leggie spinning between bat-and-pad. Needless to say Tiddles was a smiling wreck at the sight of yet another young Staggie wrist spinner strutting his stuff in the Gordon colours.

This wicket failed to stem the Students momentum and it was up to Michael Bourne 'supremacy' to stem the tide as he took 3 quick wickets in his first four overs. It was off Bourne's bowling, that 'the voice' Plummer suffered one of his many life threatening injuries. Over the space of five overs Plummer managed to chip a fingernail, bruise his wrist and lose complete feeling in his right forearm, not to mention take two spectacular catches. Plums truly was the life-blood of the party.

The students now stood at 4-124 after 31 overs and the Stags were confident of a quick kill. This was not to be as Uni's number 3 cut loose taking 80 runs of the Stag bowlers. Although 'Rusty' Jones and Plums chipped in with a wicket each late the Students finished on 5/241 after their 50 overs, a very defendable target.

(Evans and Russell-Jones during their 5ths wicket partnership)

The lunch break was spent crammed in the very cosy change rooms shooting the breeze with fellow Stag players Bourne and Sadjeh. It was interesting to hear their take on life and the match at hand and it was also extremely relieving not to hear from Plummer and Knight for the first time in the day.

Tweety promptly informed the batsmen of the required run rate, 10, 20 and 30 over targets, expected wind direction, maximum and minimum temperatures, and a brief family history of each Uni bowler, before the confused openers Sadjeh and Kenner strode to the crease.

Once again the equation was simple. Keep wickets in hand so BIC can win the game for us later. Unfortunately the top order had other ideas in mind with Kenner and Knight falling early to loose shots. Sunil 'Bollywood' Sadjeh tried hard and was set to explode before he was run out in a horrific miscommunication with BIC. 'The Voice' fell first ball to another controversial LBW decision and the Stags knew they were in for a long afternoon, especially in the pavilion.

As BIC and 'Rusty' promptly set about rescuing the team from 4/49, 'The Voice' entertained the masses with a 2 and a half hour speech about the subtleties of cricket. Other topics that were addressed by Plums included umpiring, West Indian cricketers' social habits, beverage choice, all GPS cricket and rugby results of the past two decades and a thorough review of his life in the fast lane. Plummer was even heard to say, at the rare occasion when Knight got a word in, 'geez Knighty, you really can talk, can't you?'.

Anyway more important things were happening in the middle. BIC and Rusty had given the Stags a shot at victory, dragging us within 120 runs of our target. Just when it seemed that both would explode and bring us home they both lost their wickets in quick succession, Rusty for 30 and Bic for 43. This left the Stags with an ever mounting run rate and the young (Cheadle) and the old (Tweety) at the wicket. The equation was too much for the Stags and they fell 50 runs short of victory.

A disappointing loss for the Stags in a game they could have easily won. They say cricket is a game of inches, and this clich' held true for the Stags on Saturday with several crucial chances falling agonisingly short of fielders. Who knows, if these had gone our way it may of been a different story'but in the end it was the top-order who had themselves to blame, for not setting the required foundation.

Tweety was philosophical about the loss in the sheds after the game, and The Voice once again mesmerised his team mates with an extended match review which touched on the true meaning of life. One final quote ensued from our resident Richie Benaud, 'boys'it was the loss we had to have'. Not to sure about this one Plums, I know I would have loved to have won the game.

Until next time'stay classy Chatswood.

Richie Kenner


5th Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

5th Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

Fifth Grade Report Round 1

Saturday morning saw the beginning of a new season for the Stags and the 5th grade side resembled that of the victorious colts team from the year before, with some notable inclusions, namely 'needles' Thomlinson who had no doubt been working hard in the gym over the off season, Dan 'dizzy' Mahaffey who had failed to locate the barber throughout the winter and new face Laurence Legg joining us from the coast. Oh, and of course there was the evergreen Andy Plummer who started the day in great fashion by managing to get intimate with some of Beauchamp's finest fertiliser during stretches. A quick shower in the change rooms and Plums was ready to roll, although the prevailing odour forced Tweety to place him at fine leg during the opening overs.

(Thanks Saints)

After the lads had managing to assemble the IKEA DIY Beauchamp sidescreens (thanks to Tweety's handy work with the Allan-key), it was time for the warm up. Again Knight and Tweety debated the correct order of proceedings'run then stretch or stretch then run, a question that has puzzled cricketers for decades. Of course Tweety's experience and inability to actually run without stretching saw him get his way and Knight was forced to bite his tongue (something he finds extremely hard).

Tweety won the toss and decided to send a young looking Saints side in to bat on a docile-looking Beauchamp track, a decision that no doubt reflected the side's bowling strength. Plummer and Mahaffey opened up and it was a slow start by the fielding side. A couple of costly fumbles saw the Saints out to a flier and Plums left cursing his luck as he proceeded to dig a hole the size of the grand canyon out of the Beauchamp popping crease.

(Jason Russell-Jones in action on Saturday)  

While Plums was busy digging his way to China, 'Dizzy' Mahaffey managed to not even leave a scratch at his end of the wicket prompting an observant mid-off fieldsman to label him 'twinkle toes' Mahaffey. The man who floats on air was solid in his opening spell and snared the opening wicket when Jason Russel-Jones rediscovered his recent AFL form by snaring a one-handed grab in the centre half forward pocket (the covers).

Gordon was unable to break the second wicket partnership as the Saints built a solid foundation from which to launch. Dave 'my humps' Millar bowled extremely well, only conceding 20 runs from his 10 overs and Andrew 'pale ale' Lappan was unlucky not to claim any wickts in his spell.

The wheels started to fall off a dilapidated looking Gordon outfit after the last drinks break until Thomlinson snared two late wickets to put the brakes on the opposition.

(David Thomlinson shows that style)

Some tight bowling by Mahaffey restricted the Saints to a modest total of 230 on a relatively good batting deck. Gordon fifth grade would like to thank the little St.George supporter who once again showed up at Beauchamp to sledge the Staggies fielders. He also managed to scare our resident fielding guru Steve Thomlinson into leaving the ground.

The lunch break saw a hungry Kenner reaching for the sambo's from the fridge. Unfortunately he had failed to check if they were actually his and after taking the first few bites was surprised to see the umpires stern face staring him down as he asked for his sandwiches back. A tasty treat may have cost Kenner his wicket but fortunately Mrs. Knight saved the day providing the hungry umpire with some of her world-famous and critically acclaimed pikelets. Thank you Mrs. Knight!

The staggies batsmen knew what they had to do, and if they didn't, well Tweety reminded them about three thousand times. 'No rush', 'Keep wickets in hand', 'No stupid shots', 'Don't get run out', 'Make sure I don't have to bat''etc.

Our resident Bollywood star Sunil Sadjeh and Kenner strolled out to the crease to open the innings and things started brightly. With the pair never scoring a 100 run partnership before, it was only the 23rd over when they achieved this milestone and the Stags were well on their way.

(Sunny against Saints)

Sunny batted like a man possessed, concentrating hard and punishing any loose ball he was presented with. Rusty-Jones was calculating his fantasy cricket points in the sheds when Kenner was caught for 65. Looking for sympathy on his way into the sheds Jason managed to provide the forlorn batsmen with, 'thanks mate, you just cost me points!'. As I have said before Rusty-Jones'team player!

Laurence came to the wicket with Sunny eying up what would have been a massive comeback ton, but unfortunately it was not to be with both batsmen holding out for 7 and 80 respectively. It was great to see Bollywood back in the runs and you couldn't wipe the million-dollar smile off his million-dollar face.

So it was left to Plummer and Knight to finish the job. This was done in style as Plummer, after a shaky start, set about tearing apart the bowling attack on his way to his maiden Gordon 50.

With Gordon requiring 1 run for victory and Plummer on 49 runs there were shouts from the pavilion for the bowler to bowl a wide but alas it was not to be with Plummer crunching the ball over the covers for which can only be described, by Plummer, as a magnificent shot.

(The winning runs)

So the staggies were home and Plummer had something to talk about at the Greengate. 6 points on the board and Tweety's magic run continues. All the boys are looking forward to the first 2-dayer against UTS next week, where we can expect to see some sterling performances from the stars of Gordon 5th grade. Until next week'stay classy Chatswood.

Richie Kenner




 

First Grade Match Reports 06/07

First Grade Match Reports 06/07

First Grade plays for the Belvedere Cup and all grade points go to the Club Championship total.

For the First grade schedule go to Fixtures

First Grade match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

1st Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 2)

1st Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 2)

1st Grade take 3/1 to claim victory over Randy-Petes

Day 2 of the match in 1st Grade between Gordon and Randwick-Petersham started with the home side in the field defending 324. The Stags would welcome a new 1st Grade player to the ranks with Ben Garratt making his debut. Captain Zelma had organised a special cap presentation for after the match. As tradition has it at Gordon a legend of the game presents a new player with their 1st Grade Cap. In the past players such as Emery, Cant and Falk have had the honour. Today Zelma had excelled and managed to get the Captain of the GPS Team of the Century to Chatswood. The player once known as 'The Prodigy' made the presentation to an awestruck Garratt.

"Jiggy Smut" celebrates his last victory on Australian soil (for this season at least)

Back to the field and Dylan would strike early on collecting an off pole. BMac was introduced and struck in his 1st over with Rosen taking a sharp catch. The game evenly poised with the opposition 2 for 80 odd. During the break Dylan spent 40 minutes on the phone to 20 different people telling them how flat the Chatswood Oval wicket was. Apparently it was much flatter than the week before when our opening bowler could not keep a straight half volley out when facing his 1st ball late in the day.

After the break Hauritz and Mitchell began to build a threatening partnership. The Stags needed a wicket so the Captain tossed the ball to Simmons. As usual Craig "The Postman" Simmons delivered, strangling Mitchell down the leg side with his very 1st ball. Several overs later The Ship struck again with Hauritz caught sharply in the gully. I should mention that Packers took the catch. Apparently James was 'Best on Ground' throughout the day. Well that's what he called himself anyway.

Ed Zelma takes a crucial wicket to set up the victory over Randy-Petes

The game was poised with Randy-Petes at 4-143. But another partnership developed and the Stags were on the back foot. Medcalf was bowling. He had been tight for several overs. But then Medders is always tight I suppose. 2nd Grade had got rid of the pest and he was today tormenting the 1st Grade side. Fortunately for the rest of us Medders gave Dylan someone to talk to. The opposition's number 6 was looking to up the scoring. After hitting 3 consecutive fours he tried to hit a 4th. The ball was skied out to deep mid-wicket. The Prodigy Sam Hinton was at mid-on and took off in chase as though he was on speed. Sammy would have covered 30 odd metres reaching the ball just in time. The Mike Whitney celebration that followed was worth the price of admission itself.

Tea was taken and afterwards Randy-Petes pushed on well towards victory. The Stags needed 5 wickets. The opposition only 75 runs. Zelma made the move. Into the attack came Will 'Jiggy Jiggy' Smith. In his fairwell appearance Wilbur would play a cameo roll with the ball. He would strike with Packers snaring a well hit ball at cover. He would create 2 more chances but both were grassed. 37 now needed. 4 wickets in hand.

Dylan was reintroduced into the attack. The big fast bowler had spent most of the 2nd session off the field. The 36 degree heat had apparently got to him. I believe though he still had plenty more phone calls to make to tell people 'how flat the wicket was' and so needed some extra time.

To his credit Dylan has a massive head heart. When we needed him he stood up. A superb spell in difficult conditions would get us back into the match. He cleaned bowled their number 8 and gave the Stags a great chance of winning.

The boys celebrate the 10th wicket... long into the night

The score now 7 for 306 chasing 324. Cometh the hour cometh the man'.. Captain Zelma was pumped. He strode to the bowling crease. His chest pumped. He was on a mission. The over would be pivotal. An LBW and a bowled and the Stags now needed one. Next over the war-house Connell would crash through the stumps. The Stags had taken 3 for 1 and claimed a memorable victory.

Rod Hokin

1st Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 1)

1st Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 1)

First Grade in a Strong Position

Gordon was up against a strong Randwick Petersham side. Our opposition had gone down the previous weekend in the one day final and presumably where looking to get their finals plans back on track.

Gordon won the toss and elected to bat. This was a difficult decision given the green tinge on the wicket and the memories of the flat wicket against Mosman. I think Matt 'Nicho' Nicholson would have been just as happy to have lost the toss. Anyway, as the day turned out it was a good decision backing the Stags batting line up to post a competitive total.

Craig "Ship" Simmons on his way to breaking the run scoring record

The innings started soundly. Unfortunately Will "Jiggy" Smith, in his last innings for the season, was out for not many. Unfortunate because Will has certainly had the rough end of some decisions this season and hasn't been able to really demonstrate his batting abilities to the Gordon faithful. I have no doubt with another stint and some fortune that the cricketing gods owe, he will score more heavily.

Craig 'Ship' Simmons, as he has done for much of the season and previous season, provided the platform for others to carry out there work. Simmo had much to play for, most significantly the opportunity to make history for the club by breaking the batting record held by Charlie Macartney. Simmo and Packers batted well and formed a good partnership, as does tend to happen in cricket we lost a wicket in the last over of the opening session, exit Packman for 27.This was also unfortunate as Packers looked in great nick (as he always does).

The second session began with Sammy "Heavy" Hinton coming to the wicket. Sammy and Simmo played entertaining and enterprising cricket. The features of this partnership were Simmo's cover drives and Sammy's on drives. However we lost Sammy, replaced by the Beau 'Buzzman' Cassen. Like Jiggy, Buzz is teetering on the edge of a big score. The Buzzman played some entertaining shots; he plays a flamboyant game and with it comes the potential for an untimely departure. As it turned out the Buzz was out for 13. No peanut butter this weekend.

"Rocket Yeah" Rod Hokin strode to the wicket. Rod has been in really good nick in recent innings, indeed for most of the season. Rod has found his feet in First Grade and has demonstrated he not only belongs at this level but will thrive. God willing he may make Dylan's top 5 grade players. But alas it wasn't Rods weekend he was given out caught off the pad. No Pakistani willow on that.

Nicho as he had done against Bankstown steadied the ship with the Big Ship. Nicho was the sheet anchor while Simmo pulverized the Randy petes attack. Breaking the spirit of the opposition in scoring a much deserved ton and also in doing so breaking the 80 year old record for most runs in a season. Congratulations to Simmo. There will be much written about his efforts no doubt, but as a colleague of the Ship, he deserves this and really I can see him breaking his own record again.

Now, enough about Simmo. Enter the author. I joined Nicho with the team in peril. Just joking. Nicho and myself toiled away with Katich and Hauritz bowling defensive channels. It was a stratgey that paid dividends for RP's as Nicko attempted a sweep across the line and was given out leg before.

A graceful author (Zelma) in action

The batting still came thick and fast. B mac coming off a great ton (sorry an almost brilliant ton if it wasnt.........doesnt matter. ) strutted to the wicket. The Randy Pete's were impressed with his style and commented about his tight fitting slacks. Anyway B Mac took a leading role and blasted a great 31 before being cleaned up. This left Bretty and Zeddie to see the innings through. Bretty is a busy player and always ferreting runs. With a bit more opportunity up the order I think he will knock up some handy scores. After a solid sponsors afternoon tea, the sugar rush tipped Zeddie's energy levels a little over the edge and he began to swing hard with some reasonable success. His innings was over trying to hit one into orbit.

Dylan came and went. No hooks to the crowds displeasure, perhaps next game when Dylan is considered as an option as the pinch hitter. It is not surprising that Dylan was off with his batting, after the enormous outcry from Bankstown the previous week, and the war of words with Corey Richards I too would wish the cricket ground would swallow me up. I don't want to fan the flames but really Deeza your sledging needs addressing.

So the day ended well, Gordon all out for 328. A good total. The desire to win is a strong as ever. We will endeavour as we have set out to do since Sutherland way back before Christmas to take 20 wickets, if its only ten then so be it. No play offs but our sights are on the bigger picture, this match will go some way in setting us up for next season.

Zeddie

If you want to read more about Simmons breaking the record ...click here...

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10

1st Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10

1st Grade dominate the Warriors

What a weekend for the Stags! Not one loss to speak of. As already documented, these victories have resulted in a jump to fifth position in the club championship, just another few good weekends away from top spot.

1st Grade certainly played their part in the weekend's whitewash (the only recent whitewash I'd like to talk about'), with two convincing victories against Blacktown on Saturday, in what could well have been an outright with a slice more luck, and the one-dayer against the Ghosts on Sunday.

Packman deep in the runs against Blacktown

After the toll-infested (thanks Dylan!) journey to Joe McAleer Oval, off the back of a Beau 'Buzz' Casson five-for and some solid batting from Craig 'Ship' Simmons the week before, came the push for an outright victory on a sluggish but true wicket.

All was going to plan with another classy innings from James 'Jammer' Packman and some useful lower order runs from Nicholson and Zelma. This gave us a lead of 139. A steady fall of wickets put Blacktown in trouble at 5/96, but a sixth wicket stand of 86 put paid to any lingering hopes of a ten-pointer. A good team performance highlighted by some persistent, disciplined bowling and spirited fielding boded well for a repeat dose the next day at Raby against the Ghosts.

Another great team performance followed, with the two stand-out performers yet again Beau Casson and 'Jaaaaaammer' Packman. Again some good fielding and controlled bowling meant that a target of 214 would never be in doubt. Not after a quick fire 49 from 'Ship' Simmons and a prematurely ended but comfortable 44 from the Dazzler (Brad Rasool) ensured that we could coast home. I'm sure that unless I mention that Packman notched up another half-century he will be sour all week. So, after running out the Dazzler, Packman scored 60-odd not out to guide the side home.

Sunday 14th January 2007 will stick in my memory for a long time. Firstly it was the day my 'other-half' flew home, of course I saw her off tearfully at the airport''oh no that's right, I was at Raby being dismissed by the first ball I faced from my new Durham team-mate Mitch Claydon. What a joyous day!

The Dazzler will be sorely missed

However the day will be remembered more in Gordon DCC folklore for the 2006/7 season farewell of the Dazzler. Two record breaking double hundreds in 2s, countless other hundreds both in 2s and PG's, so laidback he's horizontal and the greatest array of warm-up socks in cricket are just some of the things the Dazzler will be remembered for this season. But also for his ability to draw an excitable Moth (Tim Packman) on a night out to see him off and also to introduce Tiddles to the wonders of tequila!

The North Shore's loss is Scandinavia's gain.

Will Smith (just happy that England has won their first game on tour)

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8

1st Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8

Maximum Points for 1st Grade 

With the Blues Brothers available for both days of our clash with the Sharks, it was always going to be an interesting affair. Sutherland won the toss and decided to bat on a wicket that had a definite green tinge.

Dylan and Matt 'Nicho' Nicholson opened the bowling and hit great areas with Dylan at times making the in form Phil Jacques play and miss on a regular basis.

Mate vs Mate as Nicho bowls to Jacques

Sutherland battled away and only managed 120 runs. Dylan, in peak form, grabbed a great 6/34. Ed 'Zeddie' Zelma backed him up with 3/40. Oh I'm also under orders to mention that it was in fact Zeddie who got the important wicket of Phil Jacques. After being pounded for three consecutive brutal 4's the 'Polish Panesar' foxed the future baggy greener with a quick short ball which he parried skywards.

The Stags in reply, went in with a positive frame of mind. The first class duo of Will Smith (Bad Boys, Independence Day, Bad Boys 2, Hitch) and Craig Simmons got us off to decent start setting the tone at which we should chase down the runs. Play ended at tea due to mass rain. Overnight the Stags were 1/67 with a further 50 odd runs required to seal first innings points.

The second Saturday saw the boys from 'old chatswood way' coast past the Sharks first innings total. James 'that must have nipped back a bit jamma'' Packman top scoring with 51. The maroon caps were not in the mood for only 6 points. We were in search of 10. We thus declared 50 odd runs ahead with almost a days playing time still on hand. Game on.

Packers gets amongst the runs vs the Sharks

A pumped Gordon XI took to the field again with aim of bowling the Sharks out again. That's exactly what happened. Dylan, The D-train, in top form again, bagged 4/42, which saw him claim 10/76 for the match. You beauty! Ed Zelma bowled superbly, bagging a beautiful Michelle (5 for), 5/31. He claimed 8/71 for the match. You also beauty! The boys fielded and caught like champs. BMac floated in the grippers. Sambo 'Laneway' Hinton, braved it out under the lid. He's enthusiasm in the field was great and Beau Casson kept him on his toes.

In seek of the Stags first outright win in a while, Gordon needed 89 off the willow. It took us just 75 minutes. James 'Im starting to see them again' Packman steadied a rocky boat and cruised to an unbeaten 54, winning us the match. He batted with finesse and oozed class. Something tells me he'll hit a ton in the next round. (Ed: Pity you wrote this after Packers had already completed that feat)

Our Fantasy League guru, Dylan Connell, bags 10 poles for the match (200 points)

Overall it was a sterling team effort. Gordon won the game in all three departments of batting, bowling, and fielding. Watch out for the Stags snowball effect. The team is starting to execute basics and all the players are starting to put their hands up. Wait till we all start firing. Even BMac took two catches.

We sung the song with joy. We put on the covers afterwards. A few quiet beverages ensued' why not?

Brad Rasool

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

1st Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

Round 7 out Old Kings way

 

The stags travelled to Old Kings confident of claiming back to back wins for the first time this season. The day began well for Gordon with Nicho winning the toss and, after inspecting both the SCG and Old Kings wicket, deciding to bat on what looked like a very good wicket.

 

Unfortunately Clutch Simmons fell in the first over to a delivery 'that must of nipped back a bit'.

 

Will Smith and James Packman then steadied the ship before Packers was out to a score that had Mitch singing well into the night. Beau Casson joined Wilbur and the score continued to flow until Beau was dismissed in the 20's from the last ball before lunch.

 

(Simmons supporting new shades as he makes a mends with his bowling)

 

3/100 at lunch.

 

Sam 'what corporate bidders' Hinton joined Wilbur after lunch but the partnership didn't last long with Wilbur falling for a well made 55. Wilbur has adjusted well to Australian wickets and seems to have taken a liking to all aspects of multicultural Australia.

 

Wickets continued to fall throughout the second session as we failed to adjust to batting on a slow wicket.

 

However Nicho stood firm giving us all an example of the necessary patience needed to bat on a slow wicket guiding us through to 230 with an invaluable 42 not out.


(Dylan showing good form with the leather)

Would 230 be enough?

 

In the end it wasn't as Parra past us 6 down, but it wasn't through any fault of the bowlers. Dylan was the pick off the bowlers taking 3 for 37 off 16 threatening overs.

 

Brendan McDonald took 2 for 56 off 22 controlled overs off leg spin, with Julian Stephenson bowling a dozen tidy overs in a good showing on return from injury.

 

 

The stags face Sutherland this weekend and if we want to have any chance of winning we must make over 300 and give our bowlers something to bowl at. One of the batters needs to stand up and make a ton and in the words of our inspirational, extroverted co-captain Zeddy 'I am willing to place my left nut on James 'Nails' Packman'.

 

Sam Hinton

1st Grade Report Vs Wests - Round 6

1st Grade Report Vs Wests - Round 6

1st Grade Match Report Vs Wests

It turned out to be a great day for the club and hopefully for the first grade side a sign of things to come. With only two wins on the board the side is eager to make amends of what has been an indifferent start to the year.

(Sam Hinton pierces the field on Saturday)

Saturday proved to be convincing win with a handy bonus point to take us to within striking distance of the middle of the pack. The next couple of weeks are going to be crucial to the outcome of the season. With the fearless skipper back, and the stand in (me) put back in his place, the boys were primed for the day. There was however a notable exception of West's in-form Wicketkeeper Smith, who had been called up for NSW duty.

Surprising after the toss we were batting, first win of the year for Zelma, and we were able to set the tone for the day with the willow. Unfortunately things didn't start as well as we would have liked and the top 4 produced 40 runs between them and it was up to the young guns to steady the ship. 'Bomber' Bombas and 'Shints' Hinton put on a hundred run partnership and at a reasonable pace, leaving the big hitters of the game to finish off the innings. A fine 45no by Chadwick's finest and support from Zed, Freckle and Meddes, meant we had a defendable total on the board.

(Reece Bombas on Saturday against Wests)

The bowlers started the afternoon reasonably well and Connell removed one of the openers and Zelma the other. Wickets were shared, however 'the postman' Simmons was again the destroyer taking a handy 3 for and adding to his growing tally of wickets. We managed to bowl the Magpies out for 160 within the 40 overs thus taking the crucial bonus point.

Well done lads and also to the rest of the grades for putting in such a dominant performance this week. Let's continue the good work this weekend against Parra.

Packers

1st Grade Report vs UNSW - L/O Round 3

1st Grade Report vs UNSW - L/O Round 3

First Grade Uni of NSW Match Report

After a diffcult day on Saturday, Sunday's game away at Village Green was labelled as a 'must-win'; a phrase much loved by many an English Premiership football manager was this time coined by the passionate Eddy Zelma.

(Reece Bombas leads off his skipper against UNSW)

Any overnight rain had not had an effect on the wicket, though it did play a little slow throughout the game, there were runs to be had if batters were willing to apply themselves. By winning the toss Nicho thought he would give us first use of any moisture that there may have been.

The first eight or nine overs passed without much action until Eddy, as pumped and effervescent as ever, induced a swirling, spinning, skied (''.??!!) catch to yours truly. Simply one of the best I have ever taken. Great to see the passion on Eddy's face, which I understand is customary upon getting a wicket.

Though there is a fine line between this celebratory reaction and what I imagine the natural angered response of a 100% heterosexual male to a particularly lewd homosexual advance would be! It scares me just a little bit I have to say, but long may it continue if it means wickets are rolling.

(Brendan McDonald at Village Green)

This breakthrough sparked the efforts to be increased and the pressure raised, and thanks to some disciplined bowling from Jules, Eddy, Nicho, Buzz and Macca, coupled with committed fielding - B.Mac in particular ' led to increased pressure on the students batting and the steady fall of wickets until they found themselves at the precarious position of 8/95.

The spitited running of Murray Creed, who turned an all run four into a two, then a three, then a two again, and with the help of a comical slip mid wicket, led to him being run out by a good throw from Jim Packman, and excellent ten-pin bowling technique from Buzz Casson. Added to two stunning catches from B.Mac and Buzz, meant UNSW could never break the shackles. B.Mac's a stunning one handed effort at wide first slip and Buzz's a great low diving caught and bowled chance, the legality of which was never in doubt''..!

Two spirited 9th and 10th wicket partnerships brought a bit of respectability to the scoreline, but the general feeling was that 156 would be eminently 'getable' on a flattish deck, with one small square boundary, and the other leaving scope for plenty of scurrying between the wickets.

6/157 off the first ball of the 40th over would suggest a comfortable win, the gaining of the bonus point emphasising this. However, the batting was nearly the Staggies downfall for the second time in two days, and there still needs to be much more application shown if we are to reach the standards that were set last year. The top order need to take more responsibility.

(Craig Simmons fields a ball against B-Mac)

Some lusty blows from Simmo, a mature pinch-hitting/nurdling role from Eddy, some crisp drives from Jim and a patient 29 from Jof got us to within touching distance. At 6/113 it could have gone one of two ways. All out for 120 or 6/157. Thankfully the latter eventuality prevailed, and which experienced campaigner took the game beyond UNSW's reach? ' 18-year-old Reece Bombas. Making only his second first-grade appearance, Bomber showed great maturity and calmness in what was a pressure situation. Could there be a more important 16 not out in the context of this season, I doubt it. Credit to Bomber, and also credit to Nicho for some big sixes to top it off and ensure the all-important bonus point was won too.

All in all a great win, and all the more pleasing for me was that the words to the Gordon song came flooding back, as if 2001/02 was just yesterday! A better team song I have yet to hear, and now that the first win has been notched I am willing to bet that not many sides will get the opportunity to prove me wrong.

Up Gordon!

Wilbur

1st Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4

1st Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4

First Grade Report vs the Hawks

Midweek discussion amongst the Stags First XI drew the general consensus that if Hawkesbury away was on the cards at some stage during the season, it was favourable to do the trip to Bensons Lane in the mild climate of October, rather than the searing heat and palpable humidity of January or February. Sure enough' Friday night's weather forecast predicted temperatures up to 35 degrees, and Bensons Lane didn't disappoint with 38 degrees reliably recorded by Mick Falk's in car Thermometer. Not so mild for October, one could argue.

(Jules Stephenson at Owen Earle)

Nonetheless the mood was upbeat as we inspected the wicket in preparation, and skipper Ed Zelma was encouraged by tinges of green and a good covering of grass. As the coin landed 'Cabanossi' Zelma called correctly and decided to offer the Hawks a bat. We knew it could be a tough day ahead, but the bowlers appreciated the confidence shown in them by the skipper and the rest were keen to support in the field.

A short time later whispers of 'Zelma' and 'Genius' were floating around the periphery in the same sentence. Although missing 2 very early chances with the new ball, the Stags had Hawkesbury reeling at 4-27 courtesy of the skipper and his new ball partner Julian Stephenson. The consistent Stephenson had first spell figures of 2 for 1 off six overs, well deserved from his impeccable length.

(Brendan McDonald against Vaugn Williams) 

The Stags had a skip in their step. Their season had begun. The ball was rolling. The remainder of the first session saw Hawkesbury skipper Vaughn Williams and Nathan Carrol at the crease. Vaughn seemed eerily watchful, whilst the left handed Carrol opted for attack as the best form of defence, offering some scintillating cricket strokes. The pair safely negotiated the remainder of the session and the stags held a slight advantage at the first break, with the first session a more than entertaining one for cricket lovers.

The lunch interval was almost as entertaining for those in the Stags camp. The standard of the chicken burgers was high, and as a number of us were negotiating our second or third, Julian Stephenson began the lunchtime entertainment, albeit unknowingly. Jules' lunchtime attire consisted of shirt, a medium (at best) sized pair of blue nylon bike pants and white socks.

That's it. Normally, this may be acceptable within the confines of the changerooms, but Jules chose to carry his outfit for all to see. When questioned, Jules response was simple; 'Chafing'. He couldn't have known of the pandora's box he was about to open. BMac was puzzled'. 'What do you mean chafing' Where?' As Jules started to explain the principles of flesh rubbing to produce friction, BMac's bewilderment grew. The man with legs thinner than Tim Packman's arms demonstrated he was unable to produce the necessary conditions.

(Beau Casson)

The focus then changed. Dylan offered insight into the variety of different locations that this phenomenon could occur, and BMac's mind seemed to boggle at the thought of the physics involved. Then the course of the conversation changed once again to treatment. Another member of the Stephenson family became involved, with selector Paul describing his revolutionary tactics in his earlier career of arranging extra large knee guards in problem areas and securing with sticky tape. The younger Stephenson seemed happier with the work of the manufacturers of Curash. All involved decided it was time to give the conversation away when hypotheses regarding the tactics that would be employed by renowned chafer and club coach Howitt started to be discussed.

Back on the field the second session began and the Stags toiled hard for a wicket with the introduction of spinner Casson and brisk bowling changes. The Hawks accumulated runs more freely and soon the pendulum had swung in their favour. Towards the end of the session Vaughn Williams brought up his much deserved hundred and the Hawks went to tea 6 down and in a promising position.

(The Gordon Slips cordon - up close and friendly)

Gordon's mindset was still positive heading into the last session. The wicket had flattened and the injection of leg spinner BMac into the attack would largely prove to be the answer. Having bowled just 7 overs until midway through this final session, Brendan took 2 wickets in successive deliveries inside the final hour, including that of Williams, to reignite the Stags. Dylan Connell chimed in with 2 wickets late in the day and the Hawks had been dismissed in the 95th over for 339.

I know our engine room is more than prepared to chase down this total on the back of the efforts of the bowlers, and launch into a rendition of 'We're proud to be part of the Gordon CC' come Saturday evening.

John O'Neill-Fuller

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

1st Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

First Grade Report vs Sydney Uni Round 3

Gordon first grade travelled to Sydney Uni looking to post our first win of the season. The fist two games saw sub par performances from the stags and all in the squad agreed it was time to stop talking and start performing.

(Will Smith)

We won the toss and for some reason decided to bowl fist on a flat wicket devoid of grass and moisture. A solid start from the opening bowlers saw uni 1-30 after the first 10 or so overs, zeddie (Ed Zelma) removing mail's middle and off stumps.

Beau Casson claimed the second wicket, trapping Ian Moran on the crease and in front of all three. The students then compiled a good partnership that had them on track for somewhere between 280 and 300 until Ed Cowan toed a buzz (Beau Casson) long hop down Packerman's throat at deep midwicket, not before he pumped the cake for a large bomb that Gordon third grade skipper "Maffew" Kelly thought was a WOW moment! A lack of urgency from Uni's middle order, some fair bowling and improved feilding from Gordon saw uni finish at 4-245 at the end of their alloted 50 overs.

Jules Stepehnson bowled well, 10 straight overs at the start that were fairly miserly. Zeddy took two wickets, Buzz bowled a good spell and deserved his two scalps, Nicho (Matt Nicholson) was tight without penetrating and Macca (Brendan McDonald) worked hard.

(Craig Simmons)

We were happy to have restricted the students to what we thought was a very gettable total if we played well. Craig Simmons and recently arrive englishman Will Smith ( by recently I mean 6 oclock that morning!) got the innings of to a great start.

A century opening stand in the first 25 or so overs was punctuated by some classy stroke play by the Pom and some massive blows from the big ship. Both unfortunately fell soon after posting half centuries. From the 30 over mark we were chasing a run a ball, no mean feat on a slow wicket with the oposing side having the second best spin bowler in the world (Stuart MacGill) with 8 overs up his sleave.

Packers and Cake had brief stints at the wicket, Pumps and Buzz put on a promising partnership that included what I thought was the best shot played all day. Johny two pumps advanced down the wicket to MacGill (who was regularly turning it past the keeper into the hands of first slip) and played a beautiful on drive down the ground for four.

However he was caught and bowled trying to emulate the feat soon after. With no pace on the ball and some effective one day bowling from the students made it tough going for our bats and we slipped further behind the eight ball.

(James Packman vs Sydney Uni)

Zeddie faced his second and third balls of the season but unfortunately again failed to register and Macca was run out without facing.

A regular loss of wickets ensured we were fighting a losing battle and we eventually finished 9-225 at the end of our innings, "red ink" Rosen doing what he does.  Buzz played well for his 35 or so, Pumps made a promising start and the two openers played well but the rest was pretty sorry reading.

We have made a slow and dissapointing start to the season and have no excuses, we have played poorly. We haven't aimed up despite our knowledge that teams would be after us. Saturdays game was an improvement on our first two outings and we are keen to get back into the winners circle. A boags on a win tastes so much better than a new after a loss! Enough said.

Matt Michael

1st Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

1st Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

First Grade report vs UTS Balmain

Gordon went into the First Grade game against UTS Balmain with high expectations. After a decisive victory the previous season, home ground advantage and an urgency to get some points there was high hopes for a Gordon victory.

(Beau Casson against UTS Balmain)

Gordon lost the toss, the Tigers elected to bat. The Tigers have been busy recruiting in the off season and their batting line looked strong. We started off well, Greg Hayne just 33 runs off the all time highest first grade runner scorer out early.

Followed closely by Krezja the former Blues player with the ability to score a big one. At lunch the Tigers had moved along to 108 for the loss of 3 wickets, honours evenly shared. The second session went the same way, the Stags picked up a further 3 wickets as the Tigers moved along to 220.

Beau ' Buzz' Casson doing some good work supported by B Mac MacDonald. The third session is one we look back as the turning point in the match; Gordon grassed two opportunities and let Balmain off the hook. With fortune in Balmain's favour they batted intelligently to post an excellent total of 358 at stumps. Not an impossible task at Killara, the wicket played beautifully.

(Brett Rosen at Killara)

Congratulations to Beau Casson for picking up his first fivefa for the Club unfortunately as the teams opener he was out late in the day. Brett Rosen filled in as night watchman and did an excellent job, outscoring Craig Simmons and posting the high score of the innings. We slept soundly on Saturday night knowing that if we bat the whole day on Sunday we will win the match.

Sunday was day of a lot of promise. Gordon started the innings off well, Simmo looking solid. Bretty Rosen played a cameo knock punching some really nice cover drives. Unfortunately Bretty was out in the hour. Jimmy Packman played an entertaining innings before succumbing on 38.

The Stags top order was not able to hold off the Tigers attacks and fell away, enter the middle order. Unfortunately the Tiger bowlers had found a groove and took the scalps of our middle order for not many. It was left up to the lower order to salvage the match.

Simmo patiently and doggedly holding up his end waiting for a fellow stag to stick around. But it simply wasn't to be and the Stags were all out for 208. Jules Stephenson blasted a lovely 25, but at number 11 it was all a little to late.

(Ed Zelma picked up two early scalps)

A disappointing loss yes, but valuable lessons learnt. We play Sydney Uni this week. They have some guys in a bit of touch at present. The first two games have now been and gone and we look forward to the challenge of the students.

Ed Zelma

1st Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

1st Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

First Grade Report Round 1 vs St. George

Momentum is the key in one day cricket, the team that controls the match the longest wins. This rule applied to First Grade's season opener against St George. Gordon got off to a very promising start.

Winning the toss, Matt Nicholson elected to bat. After 15 overs the decision was the correct one, 1-81. Simmons bashing the Dragons opening bowlers and ably supported by James Packman. The Dragon bowlers found something however after this and began to bowl with more control and tighter lines.

(Brett Rosen trying to reach a Nicho bouncer)

Lead by Moey Henriques and Phillip Wells, the Dragon bowlers deservedly picked up wickets as just reward for their effort. Simmons out for 36, Packman 26. The loss of wickets stunted Gordon's flow.

Coupled with excellent fielding the Dragons were able to hook back into the game. There were promising signs from the Stags, starts by our bats but unfortunately starts never eventuated into big scores. John O'Neill Fuller tried hard to build a platform unfortunately the top & middle order couldn't stick around with him to do the business.

(Another Nicho fireball)

Late contributions by Brendon MacDonald and Brett Rosen gave the home side some hope and the team rallied to 201. But for the Killara faithful, 201 is a long way short of the 250+ norms and it was always going to be a difficult proposition to defend.

The Stags bowling performance could be considered par for the course. Neither bad nor above average. Our bowlers tended to mix up some tight bowling with the occasional lose one, and given the Killara track was easy pickings for the Dragons.

At 1 -50 at the 15 over mark the Dragons looked in control and never gave any indication that they were going to be knocked over. The Dragons would be well pleased with their batting performance, Stuart Heaney and Moises Henriques batted with poise and control to steer the visitor's home and didn't look to take any unnecessary risks. In the end all who viewed the match would agree the better team won on the day.

As for Stags we look ahead to next week. Things happen for a reason and we would be stupid to simply write Saturdays performance off based on it being the first game of the season.

(Beau Casson in action during his debut for Gordon)

The players were stung by the loss and the degree of loss. We all agreed that we would not re-visit that type of performance again. The beauty of the First Grade team last season was our ability to bounce back the following week after putting in a stinker. I believe we will do so again next week. We have the formula it's a matter of execution.

Ed Zelma

 

 

Fourth Grade Match Reports 06/07

Fourth Grade Match Reports 06/07

The fourth grade team plays for the Reid Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Fourth grade schedule go to Fixtures

Fourth Grade match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

4th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 15

4th Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 15

4th Grade finish the season in style

The last game of the season for 4th grade saw the return of Gordon's prodigal son, Iqbal Ahmed, to the captaincy position. Las had kindly relinquished the prized position to allow Inzie a final swansong for the season. For those who haven't been reading the tabloids this season, Iqbal lost the captaincy earlier this season after an unfortunate run in with a dressing room wall. Inzie was sidelined for 6 weeks and the wall copped an 8 week suspension. Las was heard to say that a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders; one could only assume he was talking about Inzie. 

Inzie is back at the helm and order is restored

With Inzie back in charge the warm-up session was full of life. A 45 metre jog followed by a stretching session which could only be described as an extra 10 minutes of sleep and the 4s were ready for the Rangers. Stuart 'Choppy' Slocombe was notably absent from the vigorous warm-up session. He was enjoying his standard pre-game ritual of a bacon and egg roll and intense meditation.

Our courageous skipper lost the toss and NDs elected to bat on a relatively flat wicket. The lads were thrilled with Inzie and let him know about it. It looked like it could be a long morning in the field for the Stags and this bleak outlook became bleaker when Choppy dropped the opener first ball of the match. Schweeens (Will Sweeny) bowled one of his text-book half-volley's which caught the edge and lobbed to Choppy. Some may say his hands were still a bit greasy from his pre-match roll. Fortunately it made no difference with Wilbur picking up the same batsmen 3 balls later, plumb LBW.

James Campbell, who had just arrived at the ground, bowled the second over. Inzie was prepared to let this late appearance from Jimmy slide, as he lives so far from the ground'two blocks on last count. Jimmy thought it was a two day game'a common error made by many grade cricketers.

 Wilbur had another catch dropped off him next over. The poor Chop who couldn't escape the action floored a tough high-ball running backwards from first slip. Many thought it should have been Shane Lin's catch (keeper) and considering Choppy was able to get to the ball with plenty of time to spare, this humble scribe would tend to agree.

The offending breakfast roll - the Moth will work Choppy hard at Curly's this off season

Mr. Punctual, Jimmy Campbell, picked up the dangerous number 3 towards the end of his spell. This was a crucial wicket as the no. 3 was threatening to take the game away from the Stags. At this stage the game was quite even with the Rangers at 2/50. Enter Iqbal.

The skipper, who's only instructions before the game was to have fun, certainly led by example as he proceeded to rip apart a depleted NDs batting order. In a superb exhibition of leg-spin bowling Inzie returned the figures of 5/19 off his 10. Even Inzie's long hops were beating the batsmen. Let it be noted here that Choppy took two catches off Inzie's bowling at first slip. Inzie was heard to remark that the ball must have been wrapped in bacon'well it may have been before Choppy caught it but not after.

Inzy was amply supported by 'Scotty' Shenal Siriwardhene who bowled a tidy spell at the other end, claiming one scalp himself. Wilbur came on to clean up the tail. With his lethal half-volleys doing the trick, he was able to pick up two more wickets and end the innings. NDs were skittled for 105 and the Stags had the pleasure of enjoying an early lunch.

Mitch Kleem opened the batting with an unlikely partner in Jules Stephenson. Many though Jules would swing from the hip but his approach was in stark contrast to this. Jules attempted to play in the 'V' early and looked relatively solid. At the other end Mitch Kleem was being Mitch Kleem, swinging hard at the ball and chasing the two bonus points.

Julian hits one through the covers as opener

 Jules fell first. A drive low to the cover fieldsman. Choppy and Mitch took complete control of the game and it seemed as though the 4s would stroll towards a 2 bonus point victory. Alas nothing seems to come easy in life and this was to prove the case. Mitch fell for 30 odd, Las was caught at slip, Shane was beaten by a well flighted full toss, Choppy was stumped chasing the 2 bonus points, Shenal was unluckily run out at the non-strikers end and Wilbur was clean bowled by a big turner. All of a sudden one bonus point had been forfeited and the 4s were 7/90.

So it was left to the hairiest No. 8 in grade cricket Richie 'Sticks' Kenner and the MOM Inzie (also fairly hairy) to hit the winning runs. The 4s got home in the end by 3 wickets. An unconvincing victory'but a victory nonetheless and a great way to end a marvelous second half of the season.

Finishing 8th on the table was a great improvement on last years performance and full credit must be given to the 4th grade stalwarts, mainly; Inzie, Las, Mitchie, and Choppy.

And so as the sun set over the Killara grandstand for another Saturday afternoon the 4th graders enjoyed some cold beverages and reminisced on times gone by. And if you happened to be driving past Killara on this particular afternoon you may of heard the voices of Falk, Cashman, Hokin, John Howard and of course the Kookaburra transcending the hallowed turf. There could only be one man'

Until next season, you stay classy Mitch Kleem.

Richie Kenner 

4th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 13 (Day 1)

4th Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 13 (Day 1)

4th Grade Report - Round 13 vs. Bankstown (Day 1)

4th grade made their first trip to Killara in many a year with the goal of trying to keep their slim chances of making the finals alive with a victory over Bankstown - a team towards the bottom end of the ladder. The author was looking forward to only his 2nd game at this venue, the first being that bittersweet 2nd grade match against Parramatta where Bradley Ronald 'But What About The Dazzler' Rasool broke the 100-year record by scoring 236* in setting 3-431 declared ' and then losing the next week as they chased them 8 down. Ouch.

Dan shows his class at Killara

A confident side after last week's excellent performance had a different look to it yet again as 4th grade so often does, with Anthony Sherman up to 3s and Lasanga Kannangara up to 2s due to Ian 'What's a heartstring?' Higgins' achilles tendonitis. At least I can still play on my 'injury', Missy. We also lost Umayr Amir to a sprained ankle late on Friday night, so we welcomed back Shayne Lin to 'keep for his first game in a couple of years. Tim Roarty made his 4th grade debut for this season and we welcomed down Julian Stephenson who was unable to bowl due to a side strain and was playing as a batsman. This meant that John 'JB' Blake was captain, taking over from Las.

It started badly for him ' or so we thought anyway ' by losing the toss and Bankstown had no hesitation to bat first on what looked to be a very good pitch. Later on we proved that it was. However like most pitches they will do a bit early doors with the new ball and it is crucial the bowling side must extract anything out of it whilst they can. And thanks to some excellent bowling and fielding, we did just that. Bankstown were all out for a below par score of 84 in just 24 overs.

Andrew 'Plums' Plummer and Chris 'Hungry' Lee started the tremors in the Bankstown batting with superb opening spells with the new ball, both claiming 3 wickets a piece. The pitch nipped about and had pace in it, which enabled both bowlers to mix up their lengths and keep the Bulldogs' batsmen guessing. Lee picked up the first with a regulation nick to 1st slip where Dan Richtor took a smart catch low down, the start of a good day for him. Hungry then induced the number 3 to try and force one of the back foot to one that nipped back and Lin made a hard catch look easy taking it down low to his left from a thin inside edge.

Plums then removed the skipper for a duck with a sharp ball aimed at the ribs which could only he fended off the gloves and Lin took the most athletic of diving catches when the ball looked to be sailing down to fine leg for 4. Plums then bowled the other opener with one that came back in and after JB took another tricky catch, just scraping his fingers underneath the ball at gully from the bowling of Lee, Bankstown were already 5 down inside 8 overs thanks to magnificent spells from the new ball pairing.

"One for you, Dad" - Dan salutes his father

A little bit of fight was then shown as the Bankstown number 6 acquitted himself quite well, and the occasional blow from the other end kept the runs flowing, but then another sharp edge from the number 7 found the left mit of Jules low down at 3rd slip for probably one of the catches of the season, it certainly looked impressive from fine leg. Some might say luck, others pure skill, I'm sure Jules will tell you which one it was at training!

Neil Longhurst and Tim Roarty replaced the openers, the latter with instant success clinging onto a low down caught-and-bowled chance. Tim then struck again with his massive away-hoopers soon after with an edge destined to go straight to first slip, until Lin dove across one handed to claim it in the webbing, the last of his 3 impressive grabs of the day. It was then up to the Pom to finish things off, clipping the top of off with one that nipped back over bat and pad to bowl the number 6 for 30 and then knocking over the young number 11 next ball to leave him on a hat-trick next week. All round a brilliant team effort. I wouldn't class any of the 7 catches as easy and all 4 bowlers put the ball in the right place. Plummer ending with 3-25, Lee managed 3-33, Roarty 2-1 (the 1 being a comical overthrow from Plums), and Longhurst 2-16.

We then had to make sure we finished the job and not take this lightly. Any talk of an outright at tea was quickly quashed. Stuart 'Choppy Chop' Slocombe and Mitchell 'The Kleemster' Kleem opened up and looked confident from ball 1, indeed Mitch did clip the first ball he laid bat on for 6 over square leg. The score had progressed to 40 or so before Bankstown introduced their 15-year-old Green Shield opening bowler into the attack. Coming off a run-up Shoaib Akhtar would've been proud off, he surprised both Choppy and Mitch with his skiddy pace and he did remove both of them, first bowling Mitch and then trapping Choppy LBW.

Both were disappointed as they looked fairly comfortable up to that stage and had both made solid starts. Choppy's dismissal at 2-50 meant Longhurst joined Richtor at the crease who was on about 10 and looking good. Simply put, the next 30 overs or so was carnage. The pair added 170 for the 3rd wicket in that time with Richtor deservedly bringing up his first grade ton for the Stags and Longhurst almost doing the same, but falling at the final hurdle.

Longhurst pastes one to the cover boundary

After passing the Bankstown score the pressure was off and both batsmen played freely, tucking into all the bad deliveries with aplomb. Richtor comfortably outscored Longhurst and by the time the last drinks break rolled around with 20 overs left in the day Dan was in the 90's whilst Neil was in the high 50's. The plan then being to have a go for 10 overs and declare, leaving the Bulldogs a tricky half hour or so. Longers took it upon himself to go long, leaving Rico to make sure he got his ton, and a great moment indeed, with his dad being there on one of the rare occasions he manages to get to see Dan play due to work commitments. On 105 a top-edged pull ended his wonderful knock.

Apart from being dropped at the wicket in the 60s from a wild swing, Dan's knock was chanceless and it was a pleasure for the Pom to bat with him and watch the many sumptuous cover and on drives from the other end, also the running between the wickets was excellent apart from one incident where both were at the bowlers end and the ball never more than 15 yards from the wicket and any time, yet Longers managed to scramble home.

In came the skipper to accompany Longers on his long-handle mission, and inside 7 overs he'd gone from 60 to 90. The next over saw a one bounce four over long-on followed by a full toss despatched to the cover boundary. 98, 2 to go. Or so he thought, not realising he'd missed a single the previous over. The field all came up even telling him he was on 99. So did he grab the single?

What the hell was I trying to do??

No, trying to go for the glory shot over mid-off he ended up spooning a dolly straight to the fielder there. A comical end to what had been a good knock. And much delight to many members of the club, especially 2nd grade who all sent him the same text message afterwards. Thanks lads'.

Jules got a brief knock before we declared at 4-257, and despite a close LBW shout from Plums we couldn't get a wicket in Bankstown's 2nd dig as they ended the day 0-15, still 158 away from making us bat again.

A similar effort next week should hopefully see us claim an outright victory which will throw us right into the mixer, possibly being just 1 point outside the top 6 if results go our way. Hopefully the rain will not come to Bankstown's rescue, the same way that it didn't come to Australia's! Ha ha ha, simply glorious'.

'Two-Neil' Longhurst

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 12

4th Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 12

4th Grade Report vs Mosman

Greetings fellow turkeys. May I begin this report in passing comment on Higgins column titled Missy's Mail. In this column Higgins takes great delight in making fun of Kleem's pursuit for the perfect female companion via rsvp. I find this hilarious and only wish there were a few other people in the club like me but I am told there is no-one. He also passes judgment on the issue of haircuts. A particularly sensitive issue to both of us. Higgins was recently seen with a new lady by his side a couple of weeks ago. Higgins, I tell you when you're batting not to chase the wide ones. This also applies off the field.

Plummer impresses his captain with 3 crucial poles

4th grade ventured to Allan Border Oval on the weekend to take on the Whales. Our inspirational leader Las Kanangara (the 10th for the year) was to keep stumps. He won the toss and elected to bowl. Las's captaincy since being at the helm has been fantastic. He provides an environment where everyone's opinion is welcome and this suits this team with the particular individuals we have.

While on the subject of wicketkeepers what does Michael Jackson and Ian Higgins have in common? They both where gloves for no apparent reason.

I feel this was a good decision by Las due to the fact the pitch would only get better as the day went on and there was a lot of dew in the outfield because of the early start. Unfortunately Chris Lee forgot it was a one dayer and did not arrive until 11:30. All the guys were pretty cool about it and went about there jobs as if nothing happened. The first wicket occurred in about the tenth over on about 50, but the opposition failed to have enough skill in taking advantage of the one less fielder.

Mitch, you and Missy aren't the only ones with average haircuts - Fitzy in Gordon colours

Enter Alistair Fitzpatrick a former Gordon player. Very reminiscent of a young Geoffrey Boycott in his heyday managed 38 off 40 overs. Their number 7 batsman managed some hefty blows down the ground to excel the run rate. In the end they were all out for around 230.

The bowlers all chipped in with Pic, Umayr and Longhurst picking up one each and Plummer taking three.

Our batting from the start showed intent with Anthony 'the Shermanator' Sherman dominating early proceedings. During his brief stay at the crease he played some lusty pull shots and shots down the ground. He was out for 39 trying to play one of his favourite cut shots. Kleem took off where Pic left while Dan Rictor kept the score moving along. Eventually Kleem was out trying to hook one which skied to square leg for 48.

Longhurst brings home the side with 75*

Five ' Neil Longhurst entered the fray and looked confident from the start. The game never really looked in doubt. Stuart Slocombe managed to hold tight while Neil kept dispatching balls to the boundary. We eventually passed them down with 3 wickets.

A good day had by all and the song was sung with great gusto. We look forward to our game against the Bulldogs this week.

Mitch

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10 (Day 1)

4th Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10 (Day 1)

4th Grade Report v Blacktown - Day 1

A good 1st day for the 4th Grade lads on Saturday. Gordon 9dec/305 v Blacktown 4/20. A nice position to be in, and the result of some very good batting ' three players passed 50 ' and sensible bowling late in the day. Also nice to see some spare parts of the Ferrari back together in the same team, playing again at Chatswood Oval. I'd reckon that when bits of the Ferrari are in a team, things are probably going to be OK.

The engine room of the Ferrari fine tunes his motor

Captain Michael won the toss and, after some earlier consideration of the grassy wicket, elected to bat. It was the right move. Sherman and Steve Colley (watch this space) got the team off to a great start and we raced to 60 without loss, from only a dozen overs. Sherman then chased a wide one, and was caught behind for 29. He could have scored 1000. Mitchell Kleem took up the reins, and was clearly determined to make a big score.

Steve Colley fell soon after, however, also for 29. He is a very likely prospect. Only 15, but with a temperament apparently well advanced of that, he was selective in his shot making, and looked in complete control.

If he applies himself sensibly ' and I strongly suspect that he will ' then his future is very bright indeed.

Kieran Jones joined Kleem, and the two commenced to give momentum back to the innings. Jones was the first to fall, for 52, but by then the side was in good shape. Stu Slocombe missed out, but Captain Michael ensured that his side was not going to let a good opportunity slip, and with Kleem, got a third good partnership up. Kleem eventually fell for a very well made 58 ' one of the most mature innings that I've seen him play.

Stobo has big expectations of this young pup Colley

Kanangara, among other things a very fine trampoline salesman in his spare time, looked a little scratchy early, but then found his feet, and helped Michael take the score well past 250. Michael fell for 58, Kanangara for 38, but by then a good total was secure.

Sweeney played his usual competent innings in the lower order, and Stobo got his usual duck. Again. Two innings this season, and no runs to show for it.

And this one was particularly embarrassing. A lusty swipe to the third ball he faced, a short one outside off stump. Ball skied, and catch duly taken at mid-on.

Even by Stobo's standards it was appalling.

The declaration followed soon thereafter.

Van Schalkwyk and Stobo opened the bowling. Van Schalkwyk bowled a particularly good spell, continually made the batsmen play, and was always a threat. He claimed the first wicket, with a beauty that clipped the top of off stump. A true fast bowler's wicket. Three more were to fall before the day was out, and Gordon was very well placed going into Day 2.

The Blacktown side is young, but they certainly seem like a good group of fellows. They stuck to their guns during what must have been a long day for them, and I admire that. Their captain is a good man. I enjoyed having a beer with him after the game, and he has the pleasure of playing in the same side as his son (who happened to capture four of our wickets). No doubt they are disappointed by the state of the game, but they'll turn up on Saturday determined to make a fist of it.

RM Stobo

4th Grade Report  vs Penrith - Round 9

4th Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9

4th Grade' According to Mitch

I managed to to get hold of Mike Weaver on Friday evening to arrange a lift to Cook Oval. At 6am my alarm goes off and I struggle to get out of bed. Must be the muggy weather of recent time. Although in a slight rush I manage to stop off at the local bakery and collect an assortment of wholemeal bread rolls which was to provide sufficient carbohydrate nourishment for the long day ahead.

Blake ensuring his chargers are well hydrated

I arrive at Weaves place and the lazy sod is still in bed. I remind him of our obligations to arrive punctual and eventually we get on Parramatta Road. Kleem is dissatisfied with Weaves alternative selection of music and decides to make the change from triple j to triple m. Weave manages to proceed between the white lines which gives Kleem confidence to observe the tags and graffiti scrawled along Parramatta Road.

Onto the M4 and along came the Mamre Road exit and we get to the ground. However, the interesting thing is there is no driveway leading to the ground. Instead you must proceed over the kerb. Surely the local council could look into providing the ground with this additional amenity as Weaves was very concerned with damaging his vehicle. There is no way B-Mac would get his bomb over it.

With a number of new players selected, due to unavailability, this day would prove to be a real test of character for those involved. John Blake was made captain and handled himself very well. He was very diplomatic and happy to listen to other people's opinions.

Weaves and young Colley were listed to open. Colley was unlucky and tried to flick one off his legs which went sky high to mid on and the catch was taken. Colley out for a globe.

Due to the festive season Kleem went about his merry way and proceeded to hit successive boundaries while Weaver provided a solid platform at the other end. Kleem dispatched strokes through the covers, off his legs, on and off drives, Late cuts and pulls until he was dismissed a little after the drinks break for 69 trying to flick one off his legs over fine leg.

Kleem going about 'his merry way'

Weaves at the other end managed to play some impressive strokes including a glorious off drive to the boundary and couple of pulls. He was finally dismissed for 36 trying to lift the run rate. Mike always has the team's best interest at heart.

Stuart Slocombe managed to play the stroke of the day a smashing back foot cut through point for 4. He was finally dismissed for 28. Stuart is due for a big one but in the meantime he manages to peel off 20's, 30's and 40's in good fashion.

John Blake was able to compile a useful innings of 52 while Richtor, Lawry, Lee and Mahaffey all departed cheaply. One of the stars was Emile Van Kwik (Schalkwyk) who smoked 30 odd to take the score to a respectable 245 off 59 overs.

We all knew early wickets would be the key. Chris Lee was almost unplayable, bowling deliveries which off a length seared past the batsmen's head. Unfortunately the opening batsman who scored seventy was dropped in slips early in his innings which would prove costly - but hey these things happen. Emile Van Kwik was very impressive taking 3 wickets. John Blake managed a great caught and bowled chance and got an lbw when the batsmen was hit on the full. Elliott Richtor was unlucky not to collect a wicket bowling a yorker which hit the batsmen's toe on the full. It's never easy explaining or writing about a loss as the memories begin to arise.

Weaver dispatches one to the square leg fence

In hindsight there were a few chances which should have been taken. In previous matches that I have played at Gordon we usually get over them and bowl the batsmen out but we paid dearly this time. I know myself have become quite conscious this season of making an effort at training in the field. Mick Falk is only too happy to assist in giving hundreds of catches. When you think about it, catching is a difficult art. You are trying to get a tiny round red thing stuck between your hands. The application requires constant repetition and confidence. If you make an effort during the week you can be satisfied knowing you tried your best and that's all your team mates can ask. There is enough serious talent at this club that things will start going your way and catches will stick.

Merry Christmas and have a fabulous New Year

Mitch Kleem

4th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

4th Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

4th Grade gets up over Parramatta

Coming off a narrow win last round, 4th grade needed a strong performance to secure 6 points and keep us in touch with the leaders . Facing a strong Parramatta team, and with some of our batsmen missing from last round, we did at least have the home ground advantage.

Another game at Chatswood and another glass surface to play on. Man of the match from last week, Inzie, won the toss and decided that we would have a shot at batting first on a flat deck [is it ever any different at Chatswood?].

Captain Courageous leads from the front

Again, the formidable partnership of the free hitting Kleem and young gun Colley set up a solid platform with a 50 partnership for the first wicket until a mix up resulted in Kleem being run out for 27. I was not there for this, but second hand information suggests Kleem looked as though he was swatting flies as he ran back trying to make his ground in poorly disguised attempt to avoid the ball hitting the stumps!

Kleem's wicket brought Choppy Chop to the crease and he combined with Colley for a lively 70 run partnership. Runs flowed freely for the pair throughout their partnership and they both made batting look as easy as a stroll through the Mandarin centre. Colley's innings ended on 70 as he tried to chip the bowler over mid-wicket only to pick out one of the tallest in the team who took a superb one handed catch.

Dr Jones and Choppy looked to keep the runs flowing after our solid start. Some clean hitting from Jones and some well-timed drives from Choppy moved the score along to 2/133. Then, much to the Doctors disgust, he was run out backing up too far when Choppy Chop hit another clean drive only for the bowler to brush it back on to the stumps leaving Jones stranded on unlucky 13.

Choppy was caught soon after for 40. Captain Courageous joined Tips and continued his aggressive form. Although this may have been a case of showing off to someone in the crowd, he produced a fine innings of 57 which included some sparkling shots. After a partnership of 45, Tips fell 3 short of another half century out caught.

The Umpire and Choppy both keep close watch over the young fast bowler Emile

The in-form batsman BIC or Robbie Williams combined with the captain to post a very quick 53 run partnership of which BIC contributed 15 and was caught trying to lift the run rate. Cubbage-Wilson joined the man of the moment and within a few balls, Iqbal charged the spinner only to miss it by a good 2 foot and was stumped for 57. At this stage the score was 7/310.

With about 15 overs to be bowled in the day Lass (3*) and Cubbs (22*) thought of having a bit of a look at the bowling for an over or two then let lose with about 10 overs to go. However, a message from the captain and we had 3 overs before a declaration would be made. This brought about cheeky singles and some lustrious blows to leave the score at 7 dec. 337. We left ourselves 6 overs to bowl at the young Parramatta openers.

The spearhead of our attack, Judge, opened up from the Nursing Home end and broke through early with both the opener and first drop back in the sheds. At the end of the day he finished with 2/14 off 3. At the other end Plumer toiled hard without luck and was replaced by the captain for the last over of the day as is fast becoming tradition. El Capitano picked up an LBW when he turned towards the umpire and ever so quietly asked the question as the batsman shouldered arms. The ump agreed with him and the batsman was sent on his way. Parramatta 3/30 odd at stumps and things were looking good.

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Week 2 was the day after the Stags luncheon which didn't seem to affect 4th grade to the same extent as other grades with only Captain Iqbal being able to attend lunch, he was the only one looking a tad worse for wear. The thought of Parramatta being 3/30 seemed to relax the team a bit and to arrive at the ground the full of confidence.

Plummer toils away on a flat Chatswood deck

Plummer picked up an early wicket but then to our surprise and to Parramatta's credit, they put on a superb159 run stand for the 5th wicket of which the opener made 109 and the captain 97. This partnership showed that fortune favours the brave and riding your luck is what it's all about given both batsmen were dropped on numerous occasions. It was throughout this partnership that we lost our intensity and allowed them well and truly back into the game.

It was Plums who finally got the break after toiling hard throughout the day, dismissing the opener and the number 5 batsmen. But runs continued to flow and slowly another partnership formed until a fatal mistake of trying a quick single to square leg to where yours truly was fielding. With all three stumps to aim at, Cubby was just able to clip the side of off stump and at 7/270 with plenty of overs to go, the game was still in the balance.

Emile, Inzi and Las congratulate Cubbage on his direct hit

The man of the moment then provided another 'Brilliant' bowling change to bring himself back on and wrap up the last 3 wickets giving him 4 for the match. Parramatta all out for 301.

All the bowlers worked hard all day in the heat,

Plummer (3/88 off 16) was our break through man,

Emile (0/53 off 13) with his second week in the field bowled well with out luck,

Frago (0/32 off 11) worked hard with tight lines, and was unlucky not to have some poles next to his name but took two crucial catches.

BIC (0/16 off 4)

Cubbage (0/30 off 7)

A win's a win but a stronger fielding performance will be needed for next week.

Cubbage Wilson

4th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Round 5

4th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Round 5

Fourth Grade report vs Fairfield

After 4ths first victory for the season, it was out to Fairfield to try and set ourselves up to make it two wins on the trot.

(Mitchell Kleem in action) 

The day started off well with every one arriving on time, except Kleem and Plummer (who is up for the injured Kennedy). Both excuses were of high quality, but Kleem's 'I got a flat on the M5' was the pick of the two. Plums, not be out done, told us how he got home at 5:30 that morning, he continued on to tells us why'''''.

To cut a 3-hour story into a short paragraph, he moved on from the Cargo Bar with a few numbers and a female under his arm. As he headed off to this young lady's home for a cuppa and to his surprise, discovered she lived with a group of nuns. As to what happened next, I will let Plums fill in the missing details if he so desires but he left her place in Randwick at around 4:30am filled with goodwill towards mankind.

Anyway, back to the cricket.

The deck seemed to be hard and had a healthy covering of grass. The coin fell Iqbal's way and the Stags found themselves batting. Again, a new opening pair of Stuey Slocombe and Steve Colley, who received a promotion due to his good form in fives. This move to have Colley open was due to Kleem arriving about 11 overs into the game at which time, he asked Iqbal if he could still open.

(Steve Colley in action) 

Steve was first to fall, trapped in front for 5. This young man shows great potential and he was not fazed by the daunting task of opening. Makepeace went in at 3 and joined Choppy. But the partnership was short lived when Stuey chased a wide one to be caught behind for 13. Jones came and went. On the back of some sparkling form, he was only able to last 3 balls and chipped a half volley on his legs straight to square leg. The newly appointed PG's captain and Dan 'tips' Richtor came together for a 79 run partnership and an extra 25 fantasy points each.

While Richtor and Makepeace were fighting it out in the middle, Plummer and Iqbal were arguing over a myriad of topics after which, a few beers at the Greengate and an exam or two, has still left me wondering what the hell they were on about. But throughout these friendly discussions, I was advised to take note of juicy quotes from either Kleem or Plummer. Kleem was at his usual best and came out with this one as he lit up. 'Don't you just love the smell of smoke? It's just like going to the petrol station and sniffing the petrol'.

After the departure of Richtor Kleem joined 'The Peace' and to the delight of the Fairfield boys creamed a drive straight back down the pitch which the bowler got a touch to. Makepeace stranded a few steps down the pitch for a superb 92. He had shown us just about every shot from the book plus a few never recorded and had blasted the bowlers all around Fairfield oval.

(The peace is back to form)

Iqbal and Kleem continued on with Kleem once again in great touch scoring freely. On the other hand, Iqbal decided to take up Dave Michael's batting style of noodle and run, noodle and run until what could be described as a 'WOW' moment when the fielder at fine leg took a Ricky Pointing style, one handed catch, when he dived full length to snare the ball millimetres from the ground. Iqbal's innings of 13 came to a sudden end. Cubbage joined Kleem at the crease and put on a 50 run partnership. Kleem kept the bowlers guessing as he flicked and pulled balls from out side off stump to the mid-wicket and square leg boundaries. It was only when he tried to flay one over cover that he was caught behind for 64. Lass came to the crease and stayed for a while. But as we decided to up the run rate a bit, he was caught at mid-wicket attempting a Steve Waugh slog sweep that didn't get above waist height. He was out for 5.

Lee joined Cubbage me at crease the partnership ended with Cubbage out LBW for 43. Lee continued on with some solid blows and Plummer was able to chip in with a solid 1 when he was caught and bowled.

307 was a good score on what was quickly becoming a slow and low wicket, and should prove difficult for the Fairfield boys to chase providing we bowl well.

Until next week

'Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of'

Cubbage Wilson

4th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4

4th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4

4th Grade Report Day vs Hawkesbury

Week 1 of Round 4 and the second home game of the year on what was a scorching October day. Great relief by all that we weren't out at Woop Woop somewhere in 40 degree heat surrounded by swarms of flies but rather, we were enjoying the temperate climate of Chatswood, a mild 35 degrees and the unmistakable smell of fried rice wafting across the ground.

(The judge is back - Adair Jurie)

The day began on an excellent note when captain Iqbal, who seems to have recovered from his career threatening bruised pinkie, decided that in this sort of heat, we wouldn't be doing any sprinting. It then got even better when he had the difficult task of deciding whether to bat or bowl after winning the toss on what appeared to be the Pacific Highway masquerading as a cricket pitch.

New faces joined the team this week as Mitchell Kleem came down to strengthen our batting line up, Dan Richtor returned from injury, Umayr Amir came along to let rip at some young fourth grade batsmen and Adair 'Judge' Durie made a welcome return to the Stags after a long absence.

(Umayr Amir in action)

The new opening pair of Kleem and Stuart 'Choppy' Slocombe set out to build a strong foundation in the mid-day heat. It was Choppy who was first to melt when he held out to deep mid wicket off a low full toss for 18. Mind you, the score was 1/80. Despite the loss of Choppy, Kleem (60 odd) continued on his merry way thrashing boundaries to every corner of Chatswood Oval including over the top of the grandstand. Matt 'The Peace' Makepeace joined Kleem in the clean hitting, but was undone by a well-flighted full toss, to which he advanced down the pitch and attempted a baseball style home run only to top edge to point [24]. It was a disappointing end to what was looking a very fine innings.

As the runs flowed, Mitch got closer and closer to his century but on 98, fell to the Hawks off spinner when he tried to cut behind point to bring up his ton managing only to edge it into the waiting keeper's gloves. A special mention must go to Mitch, as there had been some talk, that he was a bit of a spinner's bunny. However, he batted brilliantly against the two spinners and was unlucky to be dismissed so agonisingly short of what would have been a well deserved century.

This brought together Keiran Jones and Dan Richtor. Both batted beautifully and each of them made a well compiled half century. Some clean hitting from the in form Jones and some well timed drives from Richtor but a mix up between wickets found both Jones and Rictor occupying the same end of the pitch and someone had to go. Richtor had turned back when he'd heard a call of 'wait' from one of the Hawks fielders while Jones had taken off for a sharp single. Jones was declared run out for 59. After the days play, the Hawks captain came into the Stag's shed and asked who had run out Jones. Richtor slowly raised his hand and the Hawks captain declared he owed him a case as he didn't think they would ever get the prized wicket of Jones.

(Dan Richtor)

In the space of an over, Richtor found himself trapped in front for a well made 54. The fall of his wicket brought the two spinners together. With Iqbal not having facing a ball as yet, he advised Cubbage to just play straight and have a look at what was happening. An over later and Inzy was trapped in front of all three pegs for 0, playing across the line to a top spinner from the Hawks captain. Lass strolled out to the crease half asleep. Only just been woken up from his afternoon nap with Umayr. Both had been fast asleep on the couches that were out on the new balcony. It wasn't long until Lass shuffled too far across the crease to be bowled around the legs by the 1st change bowler.

The Stags had gone from 3/250 to 7/260 in the space of 3 overs.

The duo of Cubbage and Kennedy were together again, and after a quick discussion about the upcoming HSC and how much study had been undertaken, they set about rectifying the situation. After a few good drives and cheeky singles, Cubbage was stumped for 27 trying to heave a leg side ball from the off spinner over the backward square boundary. Kennedy and Umar scratched around for some singles and following a sledge from Tids and a call over the loud speakers for the batsmen to tee off at the first hole, Kennedy and Umar started to have some fun. Umar was well caught on the deep mid-wicket boundary which brought the Judge to the crease. It only lasted 3 balls however as he and Kennedy both found them selves in the middle of the pitch yelling yes! yes! Wait'.. No!

It was an ordinary finish to a Stags innings that started so well with Mitch's quick fire 98 and Jones and Richtor's partnership in the middle order. The Stags were all out for 314. This then gave the stags the opportunity to have a quick 8 overs at the Hawks openers.

'The Judge' and Umayr opened with the new rock. Both bowled well but it was Adair who claimed the only wicket to fall. The Hawk's opener, who had taken an instant dislike to Cubbage in undertaking the duties of close in fieldsman, slashed at a wide one only to under edge it to the keeper who took a smart catch.

The bottom line for the Stags is that we have the runs on the board. Good luck to all the grades next week. Hopefully all 6 grades can get up.

Until the next week

'Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of'

Cubbage Wilson

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni

Down old Chatswood way, the 4ths had the pleasure of a their first home game at the picturesque ground of Chatswood Oval. With a good vibe coming out of the Gordon camp in search of our first win of the season, as stand in skipper, Jones informed the team that the now acclaimed Ahmed 'sprinting' session would not be undertaken but rather, a light jog and a few fielding drills would do the trick.

In between dodging the morning traffic and viewing the pitch, Jonesy decided that, if he won the toss, he would bat. Yet the luck of the coin didn't fall his way as Uni's skipper Greg Matthews said his team would have a bat.

(David Thomlinson in action)

With early assistance from the pitch, the Uni openers struggled against the swing of Lee and the pace and bounce of Sawtell yet were able to survive the early onslaught and they were then able to pounce on some lose bowling. After the 10th over, the signs were not looking good for the young stags as Uni raced away to be 0/80. The introduction of Dave 'Tomo' Thomlinson (1/40 off 10) and James 'Keno' Kennedy (0/37 off 7) enabled us to slowly peg back the students as Tommo managed to sneak one around the legs of a sweeping opener. From then on they both bowled beautifully without luck but kept the scoring rate down.

Replacing Kennedy was Cubbage (2/44 off 10) who had been copping some flack due to the high expectations from punters keen to get valuable fantasy points. He was able to bowl tight lines and find a bit of turn in the wicket. At the other end Mayur 'insert nickname here' Kulkarni (0/60 off 10) was also introduced and bowled well, resulting in a mixup with the batsmen, as Uni's No. 3 punched the ball down to deep mid off only for Mayur to stick out his hand on his follow through then stroll to the stumps and remove the bails. Students 2/136. Cubbage picked up 2 quick wickets to have the Students at 4/170 with ten to bowl.

(James Kennedy at Chatswood)

With tight bowling from Kennedy and Siriwardhane at the death, our young team was able to restrict the Students to a very gettable total of 260 on what seemed like a great wicket.

After an sumptuous lunch and numerous stories of Matty Makepeace's trips through Europe, Stuart 'Choppy' Slocombe (36) and Lass Kannangara (23) set about chasing down the total. Both played fine knocks but to Lass's disappointment, he was out missing a full toss on the first ball from the newly introduced Uni leggy. Choppy continued his sparkling form playing some lustrous drives but was undone by a jaffer that seamed in through the minute gap between bat and pad. Makepeace, Mayur and Shenal all fell cheaply. With wickets falling around him, Jones took it upon himself to resurrect the Stag's innings, with some mighty blows that cleared the pavilion and landed on the train tracks which required 2 new balls. Soon after Jones fell for a well made 46. Lee was then at the crease showing solid defensive techniques but fell to a rising bouncer that he top edged down to deep fine leg.

This brought the two youngsters Cubbage and Kennedy together at the crease and together, they set out to chip away at the total. Both batted well as Kennedy unleashed some of his signature cover drives and the pair combined for a 65 run partnership to bring the Stags within reach of the total. Kennedy lost his wicket falling to a topspinner from the leggy and was caught and bowled for 35. Dave 'Tomo' Thomlinson then joined Cubbage and after some long hits, held out to deep mid-on. With one wicket, 18 balls to be bowled and 25 runs to get, the game was still there to be won but, to the delight of the students, Cubbage (41 n.o.) and Sawtell had a mix up only for Sawtell to find himself short of the crease.

(Adam Cubbage at Chatswood)

It was a disappointing end to what was a good game of cricket. The Stags had every opportunity to win but for the second time this season, fell agonisingly short. We now look forward to next week when hopefully we will be back on winning terms.

Until next week

'Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of'

Cubbage Wilson

4th Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

4th Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

Fourth Grade Report vs UTS Balmain

It was an impressive 4th grade outfit that graced the hallowed turf of Ryde oval on Saturday morning. Some wondered why they were playing cricket on the biggest football weekend of the year, but nonetheless captain Iqbal ensured everyone was focused on the task at hand with his ritualistic 'sprinting' session.

There were several new faces in the side. John Sawtell was playing his first game for the club and Sticks had joined the team, much to the joy of Kannangara who was no longer the only player in the team under 5 foot.

(John Sawtell in his first spell for the club)

Captain Inzie inspected the pitch and decided it was a definite bat first pitch and upon winning the toss that is exactly what he choose to do. After smarting from a 13run loss last week, it was crucial for the top order to get off to a solid start.

Alas it was not to be as Kenner fell early.  Las joined Slocombe and proceeded to consolidate as the UTS bowlers enjoyed the early conditions.

'Puppy dog' Kannangara fell after a composed looking 14, falling from a slower ball from resident rocker and labour MP Peter Garrett. Apon entering the change rooms it was clear that Las had markedly improved his four letter-word vocabulary over the winter.

(James Kennedy at Ryde) 

At the first drinks break UTS were slightly on top with Gordon at 2/50. The spinners were introduced into the attack much to the joy of Choppy and Jonesy who proceeded to dispatch the ball to all corners of the Ryde Oval. It looked as though a match winning partnership was emerging until Choppy, after dispatching the left-arm spinner for a one bounce four, left an arm ball which pitched off and hit middle. Needless to say Choppy was bewildered as he returned to the sheds with 43.

Shenal was trapped LBW for 4 and it was time for captain Inzie to enter the wicket. Jonesy continued the carnage knocking up his 50 in quick time. After returning a first ball duck the previous work, it looked as though he was a man on a mission, showing minimal respect for the UTS spin attack as he cracked numerous 6s. Unfortunately, when trying to clear the ropes again he held out for a well-made 64.

The Tigers were back in front with Gordon at 5-160 at the halfway stage of the day. Inzie set out to continue the pain for the UTS spinners and managed to heave two balls into the construction site. Ahmed was looking good, this could be his day. Chris Lee at the other end pushes into the off side for a cheeky single, Inzie hesitates and then takes off. A diving Inzie comes up millimetres short of his ground. A disappointing end to a promising innings.

'BIC' Evans chops on for 2 and it is left to 'binga' Lee to bat with the tail. Kennedy holds up an end briefly before he is caught behind. Sawtell comes and goes and our perennial number 11 'chickens' Thomlinson comes to the wicket. Binga manages to land a couple of telling blows before he is cleaned up for 35 and the Stags are all out for 226. Thomlinson denied what would have been a glorious century.

(The boys survey the damage done by Rob Evans)

The Stags bowlers are afforded 7 overs at the UTS openers but no breakthrough is forthcoming, UTS 0/20 at the end of play day 1.

Day 2 saw Kennedy arrive at the ground still drying tears from the Swannies excruciating 1 point loss in the AFL grand final. With Inzie complaining of stiffness from his 'marathon' innings the previous day, it was time for the 'Tim Packman' sprint session, which saw some impressive performances namely from the 'puppy dog'.

The stags knew that early wickets were crucial in defending a modest total on a good batting deck. Sawtell and Binga both delivered, claiming an early wicket each and putting the Tigers under the pump at 2/30.

(The stags slip cordon)

Unfortunately our courageous skipper somehow managed to get his little finger jammed between the ball and his knee cap. Those who saw the incident were left gob-smacked at how such a bizarre sequence of events could actually happen'but it is Inzie. The injury to his spinning finger saw Inzie leave the field and Gordon's reliable 12th man M.J. Falk enter the field.

A frustrating partnership ensued. Kennedy bowled a great spell, building pressure at one end with consecutive maidens, but it was Shenal 'number 5' who reaped the rewards claiming two caught behinds in quick succession.

At 4/100 the match was in the balance. UTS's captain was now at the wicket and after having a polite conversation with Inzie yesterday felt he had something to prove. And he proceeded to prove his point beyond the balance of probabilities smashing the Stag bowlers in a match winning 60. When he eventually held out to specialist cover fieldsman Falk, UTS were only 40 runs shy of victory. Bic claimed his second wicket in as many overs, before he was rushed from the field so he could attend his wedding that afternoon. Only BIC could play cricket on his wedding day, but that is the level of commitment he shows to his club.

Just quietly the Stags had snuck back into the game, with only bowlers left to bat and 40 runs still required for victory, stand in captain Jonesy was geeing up the lads for a come from behind victory. 'Needles' bowled well in the absence of Inzie and was unlucky not to snare a couple of wickets, but unfortunately the game slipped away from the Stags as Peter Garrett landed the knock out blows to bring the Tigers home by 4 wickets.

(Shenal Siriwardhane or No.5)

Another disappointing loss for the Stags 4th grade team. It was clear that we came up short in all aspects of the game and the 4 wicket loss was a fair result. Inzie was quick to remind Kenner in the car trip home and several 1000 times at the Greengate that the game would have been different had he not bruised his pinkie. Maybe so, but I think his comment that the 4s are a one man team was a bit over-the-top'after all BIC didn't hit runs in this game.

But seriously, next week is make or break for the Stags 4th grade. Hopefully our courageous captain can recover from his debilitating injury to lead his side to victory. Until then'stay classy Chatswood.

Richie Kenner


4th Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

4th Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

Fourth Grade Report Round 1

The fourth grade season began with a lot of new faces in the team and expectations were high. We turned out to find a ground in beautiful condition and a rock hard pitch, it later became obvious St George had hired a team of mexican's to roll the pitch 24/7 though-out the winter. The toss was going to be important knowing that first use of this pitch would be the best time to bat, but Inzy lost his first toss as captain and we were asked to bowl.

(Harry Evans in action) 

The great man (Inzy) put us through our warm up's and inspired us with his first of many team chats, we all hung on his every word. The opening bowlers Kennedy and Amir showed good control and bowled tightly on an un-responsive pitch for no reward. It was Lee who picked up the first two wickets of the season with some smart bowling regularly varying his pace. The boys battled hard, fielded well and bowled good lines however the Saints maintained their wickets and built solid partnerships to finish 6-180.

We left the field confident of chasing the runs down besides we had the loaded gun bic in the sheds. Our run chase started terribly being 3-12 after 8 overs with balls regularly rolling. We never really got back into contention, there were some starts with Slocombe 30, Mayur 23 however more was needed from the top order. Harry Evans (no relation to Rob Evans) was keeping us in the game playing some quality shots and never looked troubled in difficult conditions. I'm sure much more will come from this exciting young talent and look forward to tracking his success.

(James Kennedy in action)

Unfortunately the boys fell 12 runs short with four balls remaining ( bic was firing blanks today). The top order must learn valuable lessons from this and ensure wickets are hard earnt all year. To be successful and have premiership aspirations the top six must get 200-250 week in week out.

I look forward to getting to know the new boys and hopefully the team will gel better in up coming weeks. I'll never tire of the Great man's charisma and seemingly endless supply of cricket knowledge, but I do miss the quality and sometimes non-repeatable humour and general chat Dave Story can bring to a dressing room. Stores if you ever get unleashed from the miss's ( not Missy, as much as he may wish ) it'll be great to have you playing and educating or corrupting a new generation of young cricketers.

Well done to 2nd, 3rd and 5th grade and all who performed well and 4th grade boys let pull our finger out and do the job next week-end, everyone should be striving to turn this season into something special!

Yours faithfully

Stuart Slocombe (Choppy)

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Gordon Colts Match Reports 06/07

Gordon Colts Match Reports 06/07

The Gordon Colts team plays in the Metropolitan Cup

For the Colts schedule go to Fixtures

Colts match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

How To Scrap For Position - Colts Report

How To Scrap For Position - Colts Report

How To Scrap For Position - Colts Report

Late changes in higher grades left the Colts a player short for the trip out to Whalan to play Blacktown this week. Tiddles had been on the phone all of Friday trying to rustle up another player but was unsuccessful in his quest. Millar assured him that Blacktown would win the toss and bowl and that we wouldn't need the 11th player until next week.

(Another LBW from Skins)

Whilst Blacktown did win the toss and bowl, the Colts could have done with the 11th player after throwing away a good start to be dismissed for a tick under 200. Legge and Weaver (29) provided a solid start to the innings and it wasn't until the later was rapt on the pads that Blacktown even looked like they were in the game.

At this point in the season, the Colts had only lost 8 wickets and 5 of them were adjudged LBW by their own team mates. It is about time that Tweety had a good word to the Colts about how to umpire. We could never ever be accused of cheating.

Marvz (1) quickly followed Weaver after being troubled by one of the quicker bowlers in the Blacktown team and Legge (47) guided a ball directly to mid-wicket to have the Colts in a precarious position a few overs before tea.

Skins and 'The Pizza Boy' Harris set about rectifying the situation and saw the Colts to 3/130 at the break. Not much to report from the tea break. Most of the team stayed within the confines of the dressing sheds as there were numerous warning signs about concealed used syringes. This, however, didn't stop Skins, who cited that 'you can only catch HIV once'. He brought back most of Mt Druitt's food supplies to an ever-so-grateful team. A real team player  even when struggling with the demands of Falk's delicate palette.

Although this was the first time Skins (20) had batted out in the middle, he blasted balls to all parts of Whalan Reserve before lobbing a simple catch to mid-off after the break. It was a disappointing end to his innings and set in motion the next couple of wickets to fall. Harris (40) checked a shot to mid-off and Selby (6) was unlucky to be given out after jamming the ball into the ground before popping up to 1st slip.

This brought Millar and Falk to the crease and they set about creating a platform for the lower order to compile some much-needed runs. However, it wasn't to be with Millar (28) blasting a short ball to backward square and then Ranney (0) confirming that he isn't in the team for his batting.

Clifford, a late - but important - inclusion into the Colts, saw out a couple of balls before Falk (9) was fired by Skins. 6 LBWs!!!

9dec/194.

It was 3 groups of 3 quick wickets each that kept Blacktown in the game and prevented the Colts from gathering momentum and putting a respectable score on the board. Too many cheap wickets fell to lazy, misguided shots and cost the Colts posting a formidable target.

A tight spell of 18 overs by the Colts saw Blacktown close out the day at 2/28, with Ranney picking up the two wickets to fall.

It would be great to see everyone at training this week, working hard at their bowling and fielding. Whalan is a big ground, the outfield will be fast and the pitch will more than likely be rolled, cut and will provide little for the bowlers this coming week. We need to work hard to wrestle back this game and continue our push for points.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham Green - Grand Final

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham Green - Grand Final

Back - to - Back!!!

Oh what a team. The day had finally arrived the boys had been waiting for all year. Having gone through the main draw undefeated, and a great victory in the semifinal, there were those that thought, you just had to lose at some stage. Well this just wasn't the case. The pitch looked fantastic, however the opposition, knowing they would win the toss with one Mr Millar projecting the coin into the air, had a tough decision. They were well aware that they needed to bowl the Colts team out if there were to have any chance at victory. Just two weeks earlier the Colts had dismissed Randwick for 72 on a similar looking pitch.

The Metropolitan Cup... and assorted others

The wise old figure head of the opposition more commonly referred to as 'Grouch-o' (not a real terrifying nickname) made then the only appropriate decision and sent Gordon into bat. It was a warm day and the Gordon players had stuck to their standard pre-game routine the night before. They were all fairly tired. But this was no deterrent on their undying spirit and will to win.

Mike Weaver who has had an exceptional season in the lower grades, was full of confidence striding out to open and Cam Crawford certainly looked the part with his armband strategically positioned. The two started very positively, there was certainly some life in the pitch but the boys diffused this magnificently and created a solid foundation for the rest of the team to build from. At this stage Dave Millar, who for the 15th time for the season had told us this was an important game, (yes, now it finally was an important game) was nice and relaxed.

That was about the last time for a few hours that Dave was a relaxed individual. For while the remaining batsmen didn't by pure definition of the word 'collapse' they came very close to it. It is true that the batting has never really been tested all year, but full credit to the Randy Petes boys, they bowled consistent lines, and waited patiently for a mistake. There were a few loose shots, some unlucky dismissals but all in all, the boys knew they could have posted more than 182, that was the eventual innings total.

At this stage tea was called and it is fair to say it was the best tea of the year by far. With co-ordination from Mr Millar, some delightful treats from the lads, it was a spread to be proud of. Twas just a shame it couldn't be enjoyed more.

This is a rare shot of Skins NOT playing through midwicket

With four sessions to bat for and only 180 odd runs required the ball was surely in the Randwick-Petersham camp. The Colts team were not used to this and decided in very quick time to do something about it. Cam fired the boys up with a speech Al Pacino, or Mel Gibson would have been proud of. But as the saying goes it was deeds not words that were going to be required for victory.

Andrew Lappan is not your typical fast bowler, for one he wears glasses, none the less, the kid can bowl, and for the last three weeks he as terrified and ripped the opposition top order to shreds. He did exactly the same thing on Saturday. Skins isn't exactly a typical fast bowler either to be fair, and after 4 overs was suitably stuffed and retired to 2nd slip (one wicket under his belt and a massive batting performance to boot ' Ed.).

James Campbell was the star with the ball. His left arm swinging, dipping, cutting, sliding, ripping, balls caused all sorts of trouble for the batsmen, He finished his spell with 3 beautiful wickets. Co-incidentally three is also the number of drinks that James can handle. More on that later. Dave Millar also picked up a cheeky wicket. Sam Ranney was unlucky not to pick a wicket. But oh well.

This sudden rush of wickets in very short time left the opposition in disarray to say the least. The Colts were going for a SB (Season Best) and trying to bowl them out for less than 72. The day was called to a close when it was determined the light was to dark. Randwick Peterhsam 6/28. Dave was happy again.

The covers were then placed in expert fashion. There has been some speculation that Skins needs a lesson in how to peg down covers. However, these claims are totally unjustifiable. And if Today Tonight would like to issue a lie detector test he would be more than happy to step up. Dave asked for the covers to be 'rigid' (still not sure what that means exactly) and rigid they were.

James Campbell in fine form with the ball - pity about his efforts off the field

Day 2.

The covers blew off in the middle of the night.

This unfortunately meant the Gordon boys were denied the opportunity to finish the game in style. Mike Weaver unfortunately wasn't there for the presentation, not being a very big fan of resorting back to non-daylight saving hours, he launched a silent protest. He just forgot to tell anyone.

However such is life and the Gordon Colts were deemed Premiers for the 2006/ 2007 season. Dave took it upon himself to inform the dog walkers at Beauchamp Park, and put the white spray paint to good use on the field. Just a shame Dave can't spell. Gordon Dave, not Gondon. Stick to Maths buddy.

While the man might not be able to spell, he did lead a young team through the season undefeated in his first year as captain to claim back to back premierships. Not a bad effort at all. Everyone who has played under him this season has enjoyed their time immensely. Congratulations Dave. Great work.

All that was left now was to retire to the Greengate for some refreshing Lemon Squashes and a casual game of chess. Somewhere along the way however something went wrong. Drink spiking is a growing problem in Sydney and the Colts team were victims of this on Sunday night. Thus hear Endith this lesson, as after 9:00pm no-one has any recollection of anything really.

Finally good luck to the Thirds in their grand final this week, a great display last week that you can defiantly back up this week. Good Luck.

A great season, with a great finish, and a great bunch of blokes.

Skins.

(It should be noted that Ian batted with maturity well beyond his years to ensure the Colts posted a defendable total. With wickets constantly falling around him, he chose the right balls to dispatch to the boundary. A clever and powerful display of hitting ensured that the Colts were in with a big chance. He then backed it up with the ball taking an important first wicket to set the match up for the taking ' Ed.)

Colts Report vs Blacktown - Semi Final

Colts Report vs Blacktown - Semi Final

Colts make it through to Grand Final

Everything was as it should be, Weaver was late (apparently ran out of petrol), Millar forgot the cordial, Rangy decided against sleeping of Friday night so that he could get in some practice before St Patrick's day and the sightscreens still needed to be set up. The stage was set for what the Colts had been building towards all season. With an undefeated record for the regular season the boys were keen to impress and what followed was one of the greatest games of touch football to warm up that has been witnessed all year.

Lappan takes 4 wickets against the Warriors

But then something went wrong. It is a well known fact that with 2 sides to a coin the chance of winning a toss is 50%. Millar being a mathematical genius should well be aware of this. Not so. A standard warm up for the Colts includes Dave losing the toss. Everyone enjoys this as it means everything is in order, and the fielding warm up can commence. On this particular occasion, by some incredible miracle Dave won the toss, (well the other captain may have in fact lost it, but we shall give Dave the credit on this occasion). An earlier inspection of the pitch revealed a rather green top. This has tricked numerous visiting captains in the past, however Dave saw something else in the pitch and the call came to bowl first. And just quietly what a decision it was.

Lappan and Skins were given the new ball and Lappan wasted no time in tormenting and generally playing with the opposition. Eventually he got bored of this and decided to take some wickets. Two caught behinds, taken gracefully by Mr Selby combined with two spectacular catches by Mr Turner at gully, with the addition of none to little runs on the scoreboard, well and truly put the Gordon boys in a strong position. Skins from the other end struggled early, he had to contend with huge headwinds and a 6-8% incline from the southern end. Eventually his superior fitness prevailed and when the batsmen failed to hit the ball the stumps were dismantled.

During the warm up, Jason 'ManChild' Russell-Jones had a stroke of genius when he described the art of 'foxing'. Typically involving one fielder 'missing' the ball on purpose, thus luring the batsmen into a false sense of security and thinking they can sneak a run. Little do they know another fielder is waiting in anticipation for this fatal mistake and then throwing the stumps down. The theory is as sound as other grand plans throughout history such as the Trojan horse, and the flying V. The opportunity arose halfway through the first hours play. However it didn't happen as Jason described, what was acted out was a comedy of errors from James Campbell, an heroic effort from Jimmy Ellison and ended in tragedy for the number 4 batsmen from Blacktown. The idea of foxing, however, is a tactic that may come in handy for the coming week.

All that remained after drinks thus was for the remaining four wickets to be taken. The boys were well aware of letting things drift and dug in to finish the innings in style. Ranney bowling consistent as usual picket up two wickets. James Campbell returned the awful figures of 1-0 to complete a comprehensive first sessions play with Blacktown out for 41.

Weaver and Cam confidently saw out the last over before lunch, and then the boys turned to the important issue of the day, the chicken shop. It is best not to go into this as it may take several more pages.

Ranney takes two wickets to dismiss the Warriors for 41

It was a wonderful change for the lads not to then have to go out and umpire and, with Ed Howitt Senior taking over scoring duties, the boys could relax and enjoy the placid shot selection of Mike Weaver. The ability to score the required runs was never in doubt, the more important job was to occupy the crease for an extended period of time, and gain some valuable batting practise.

The first wicket of Cam Crawford fell just before the Blacktown total was passed. JRJ was looking impressive. He had managed to avoid being run out and bowled by the dreaded full toss and even the run out off a full toss. He unluckily clipped one down leg side that the keeper got his hand to. Turner and Selby in the middle order were also looking solid however they came undone. Ian 'Skin and Bones' Skinner and Millar then found themselves at the crease and with tea just around the corner the mission was to just stick around. This was a tough decision, as tea was looking especially good. None the less the two dug in, and both were able to enjoy tea and the rain set in. From 0/39 the team had collapsed to 5/60 before Millar and Bones resurrected the score to 80 odd.

 The rest of the afternoon was bit of a non event. It appeared at one stage that Ed Howitt, Higgins and Iqbal had turned up to take down the sightscreens however this was not to be. The day was finally called at about 17:00 hours. Not a bad day's play, still the boys were under the instructions to take it easy and rest up, as it was not known what could happen on Sunday.

Skinner dispatches one somewhere near Roseville

It is fair to say, Sunday the 18th March was the first time in many months most of the team had been up before 11:00am. With the pitch showing signs that the boys need a few lessons in laying Hessian, most of the mornings activities involved watching Ireland complete their victory over Pakistan on numerous 2x2cm mobile phone screens. Still it beat watching the grass dry. Ranney knew the match was going to be delayed, so didn't bother to turn up until just before play got underway' an hour late.

With the opposition captain eager to get going, play commenced at 11:00, with an interesting looking pitch and very slow outfield. It was an ideal chance for the middle order to gain some valuable centre wicket practise, and Skins and Millar were keen to stick around. Unfortunately, Skins, Jimmy, Lappan, and Ranney didn't do this for long enough. All got starts and looked good, (much like the rest of the team) but failed to consolidate. This is a key aspect that must be addressed for the coming week.

The morning belonged to captain courageous, a delicate combination of stroke play and defence, along with some speedy running between the wickets resulted in a well orchestrated half century. Disappointingly, though he showed no faith in his no 11 and left poor James Campbell stranded at the other end not out, attempting a full-blooded slash down to mid on. Just like his inability to win a toss all season, Millar forgot to check if there was someone fielding on the fence. A great captain's knock though, hitting himself into form, and securing the game. The match was now beyond doubt, and much to the delight of everyone involved the game was called to a close. One of the best renditions of the club song was then harmonised in a glorious D major.

A sensational win to the Colts and some solid form that will be carried into the final this week. Great stuff lads.

Bones.

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham Green - Round 13

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham Green - Round 13

Colts Finish the Regular Season Undefeated.

The Colts faced the also undefeated Randwick-Petersham Green team at Beauchamp Park, already assured of top spot by virtue of three outright wins but knowing that an undefeated season is very rare and something to really aim at.  It was fantastic to see a great number of future Stags (along with their ancient Stag parents ' Tim Conde, Billy Wawn, Mike Amos etc) having their last Have-A-Go session on the park before they enjoyed a most distracting (you know ' that smell of cooking sausages?) barbecue. 

(Skinner despatches ball into park on Saturday)

All these youngsters, proudly wearing their Gordon t-shirts, created a fantastic scene and it's a real credit to Michael Berman and all the other organisers.

The wicket looked a belter and Captain Millar, having won two tosses on the trot (taking his tally of wins for the season to three), felt relatively confident.  He lost.  Gordon were fielding first and strode out to the centre to the cheers of the largest crowd many of them had ever played in front of.  Unfortunately, after about half an hour once the sausages ran out, this crowd diminished to a gentleman sleeping off a hangover on the hill and a dog with only three legs.

It quickly became clear that it was not such a bad toss to lose.  The ball moved substantially off the deck and swung a fair bit as well. 

(Colts No. 1 spectator)

The early Randwick-Petersham batsmen played and missed a number of times and it was not long before Andy Lappan and Ian Skinner (more about him later) struck.  As wickets fell, discussions arose amongst the more mathematical Colts as to how many balls had been faced without runs being scored off them. These comments were challenged by the more academically-gifted humanities students in the side who had to speak slowly, using only monosyllabic words so that the mathematicians could understand them. A couple of good catches were taken, one by the Lapman who was having some trouble focusing.  Fortunately, the ball hit him and popped forward into his hands.  Captain Millar, bowling with good movement, took four wickets in the middle order and no partnerships of any proportion ensued.  The Randy-Petes' innings folded at 72 ' an excellent performance by the Colts who bowled and fielded most capably.

The Gordon innings commenced and again the ball moved around a fair bit.  The going was tough and the Colts found themselves 3-27.  Two of the early wickets were run-outs.  Both were careless and could have been avoided (Jason R-J will be running a seminar on his dismissal on Tuesday at Chatswood Oval at 5.15pm ' don't miss it!). 

Harry Turner batted very sensibly, hitting the loose ball through the field and running well. Hugh Selby was dismissed after looking excellent and things were a bit rocky at 4-44.  Skinner strode to the crease, obviously with a 3 o'clock appointment.  A couple of very solid defensive strokes were followed by some less subtle shots, including a big six.  Game over after 21 overs with Harry on 24* and Skins 19*. Two bonus points and Minor Premiers by 19 points.  A fantastic season, so far.  Particularly meritorious because of the number of players and fill-ins during the year.

(Harry Turner drives on Saturday at Beauchamp)

Now to Skinner.  Skins.  The Skinster.  Skinnyman.  Opening bowler and hard-hitting batsman.  Never out of the game.  Early wickets.  Later on, the first ball pitched up to him would end up in the Beauchamp hedge.  A match winner, one would say.  Will play much higher grades next year.  One interesting decision in this game, however.  A rank full toss was met with an equally rank stroke by a Randy-Pete batsman.  The ball is skied towards mid-on, a fairly regulation catch.  But no - the call comes from Skins (fielding somewhere near the Fresh Produce Department at Chatswood Chase) ' 'MINE!'  Realising that Skins is built more like a Matthew Hayden than a Steve Colley, the other fieldsmen stand aside. 

As the ball enters the downward part of its arc (with due deference to our mathematicians), Skins is still coming.  As the ball hits the ground with three fieldsmen standing within two metres of it, Skins is still coming.  As the drinks break is taken two overs later, Skins is still coming. 

As the innings closes and the other Gordon players meander up to the chicken shop for lunch, Skins is getting closer.  He eventually reaches where the ball landed just as the Gordon opening batsmen are striding to the crease.  Unlucky!

(Never fear Sam was in next)

So, the new season starts now.  Semi-finals are a different breed and bring out a whole new range of emotions.  There is no reason why this team should not continue on their winning way if they play sensible, thoughtful cricket and take their chances.  All Club members are encouraged to support them next weekend (probably at Beauchamp Park) as they go for two in a row.

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham Gold - Round 12

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham Gold - Round 12

A solid win against Randy-Petes Gold

Late changes to some of the more senior teams saw the Colts side have around 15 new players this week. In a preparation rivalling the constant changes seen in the lead up to the All Blacks' world cup side, let us all hope that we don't mirror the perennial chokers in one aspect of our game.

Millar started his game more like Ranney - with one hour's sleep. This, however, was due to running the Orientation Week program at UNSW (of which Harry Turner attended) and not because of the lack of buses going to Lane Cove at 5:30am. With no coin tossing practice to speak of, Millar strode out their confidently and won the toss. Electing to bat on a green deck and a slow outfield. This may have been considered by many to be a poor decision; however, it paid dividends later in the day.

Ellison smacks one off the back foot

Turner and Weaver opened the batting and it wasn't long until Turner was caught playing at a wide one. This brought Millar to the crease, who stuck around for a while but was fairly useless without a full quota of shut-eye. With the shine off the ball, Hugh Selby began to make light work of the bowling before being trapped in front for a quarter century. Weaver, who had played a good innings, was run out in strange circumstances. However, this isn't all that unusual for Weaves; so perhaps one should have written 'in usually strange circumstances'. 4/122

Ellison and Jono Wigham, who kindly offered to play for us on the first Saturday, put together a good partnership before Jono was softly dismissed, pushing at one off the spinner. Matt Selby played his part before holding out at mid-off playing a little too hard at a slower delivery. Falk soon followed, but not before Ellison began to play himself into some good finals form.

The past three games have really seen a coming of age and maturity of James. He is batting with purpose and has performed well at critical times with both the bat and with his safe pair of hands in the field. This game saw him tough it out and play a supporting role to Selby (Hugh and Matt) and Jono Wigham, until he was comfortable and then when he knew he had to get on with it, he began to find the gaps and keep the scoreboard ticking over. This made it all the more disappointing to see him smash one straight to mid-wicket to be dismissed for 30.

Lappan was dismissed cheaply and Ranney, looking to prove he has some magic with the willow in hand, added a few more to the total before Will Reed was trapped in front. In two attempts, Will has failed to score a run off the timber, but has added at least 10 valuable leg byes. A true team player.

All out for 208 in the last over of the day. With the long grass and a forecast of rain throughout the week, it was a good total. The bowlers would have to bowl well the following week to contain this Randwick-Petersham side.

Lappan performs with the ball in hand - a miserly spell of top quality bowling

Day 2 saw Millar Snr put on the creams for the second time this season, however, he was unable to join in the warm up as he was busy putting a cord into Millar Jnr's slightly larger pants. Last time, against UTS-Balmain, he fielded more than half the balls during the day. This time he came prepared. Kingsgrove Sports Store was paid a visit and a brand new pair of spikes was purchased. Pity he only fielded about 5 balls throughout the day.

Lappan and Reed opened the attack and bowled ridiculously tight lines. Lappan had 8 runs hit off 12 overs and Will Reed had 5 hit off his 6 overs. Some good catching behind, and in front of the wicket, saw the opening pair pick up the first three wickets and in doing so, remove a couple of danger men in the Randy-Petes side.

Millar came on and, with some advice from Matt Selby, took two poles, knocking stumps back, to take 2/16 from 10 overs. Ranney and Falk, bowling in tandem, picked up the remaining wickets between them shortly after the luncheon interval to dismiss the opposition for 111, just the wrong side of the follow-on target for the Gordon boys to have another tilt at them.

With that, the Colts took an unassailable lead into the final round, in which they play the other Randwick-Petersham side. It will be interesting to see how many of the boys in the Green side were in the original Gold side when we played them at the start of the season.

For the fourth time this season the Colts will be playing the highest run scoring side at that current point in time. Let's hope we continue our good form into the last game against the second placed team and then on into the final series. Good luck boys!

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs UNSW - Round 11

Colts Report vs UNSW - Round 11

Hard fought win for Colts

After playing out at Alexandria the week before, it was a great feeling for the Colts side to be back at Beauchamp. The outfield was lush. It is always lush at Beauchamp. The groundsman has been doing a fantastic job this season and it is great to be playing cricket at Beauchamp. The pitch was consistently hard, had a slight tinge of green and would be a great deck to bat on if we were able to negotiate the new ball.

"Bones" Skinner on his way to an important 93

Normally Millar wouldn't even consider the deck or the outfield. That would be the job of the UNSW captain. The coin has only fallen in his favour twice this year ' even worse than Howitt jnr. However, with some advice from Cam Crawford and some scientific backing from Rod MacDonald, the coin came down with the Queen smiling back and Millar chose to bat.

 Crawford and Weaver, another new opening pairing for the Colts side, strode to the crease and were tempted into a few shots wide outside the off stump. Both looked scratchy and need to get in a few good net sessions before the finals begin. Crawford smoked a couple of lovely shots before being caught in the slips flaying at a wide one.

Harry Turner and Hugh Selby were soon in together and both were dismissed chasing balls wide of the off stump. It was a shame, because both of them had made a resolve to dig in and build their innings. Nevertheless, it was left to Ian 'Bones' Skinner and Jimmy Ellison to bring the team out of a precarious position at 4/50.

Both players have spent some time in the middle recently and they are beginning to get to know how each other plays. Bones is a great judge of length and sweats on those balls he knows he can put away. Otherwise, he is careful and calculating in letting balls pass and defending balls into gaps. Ellison is beginning to rise to the occasion and build not only his own innings but partnerships as well. Whilst not as powerful as Skinner, he kept the score ticking over with singles and well run twos.

With the score at 140, Ellison lost his wicket to another catch behind the wicket and this brought Rod MacDonald to the crease. Known solely for the fact that his is required to fill in for games against UNSW and South Sydney, Rod made the most of some tired bowlers to whisk the score along and continue to swing the pendulum back Gordon's way. Bones began to loosen the shoulders and deposit balls into Chatswood Chase, giving the run rate a much needed boost. However, on 93, just 7 short of a much deserved and important century, he gave a simple catch to the UNSW boys and brought an impressive and valuable innings to a close.

Ellison crunches one off the back foot 

Millar joined MacDonald and knocked a couple of balls into gaps to ensure Rod would have the strike against the older spinner from the Students. Rod decided that some of Skinner's powerful blows had been given too much credit and despatched the spinner for 6-4-6 and brought up his half century. Whilst the Students were searching for the ball in some rose bushes in a house deep in Roseville, Rod informed Millar that he would block out he remaining deliveries in the over because he felt the bowler didn't want 'some little upstart pumping him to all corners when all he wants to do is have a bit of a bowl on a Saturday arvo'.

Fair enough. Millar didn't really understand and replied, 'Just don't get yourself out doing anything cute and fancy'. Rod stepped back, gave himself room and late cut a ball onto his stumps. The skipper was thoroughly unimpressed with that 'less than ideal' shot. This brought Falk to the crease.

Millar smacked successive fours off an old school sparing partner before being dismissed for a run-a-ball 24 by the UNSW captain with a well disguised slower ball. Falk had punished a few deliveries but wasn't afforded the opportunity to continue as Ranney came to the crease and, in only his 4th bat this season, played like his has done so in the nets all season. Pity for Sam there is fielders in the real game. His excuse, 'Falky said we were going to declare so I had to go for it'. The day finished at 9/268 leaving Falk and Campbell not out on 15* and 0* respectively.

Rod has become a regular fixture for UNSW matches

Day 2 saw Campbell hitchhiking down the Pacific Highway after no-one was willing to give him a lift to the game. Turning up with no batting gear, Campbell left Falk stranded on what would have been a magnificent triple hundred and left Millar with no option but to declare.

A few tired (sore) heads struggled with the weekly sightscreen construction and they were even more confused by the removal of some of the benches within the change room. Would this be a sign? Cricketers are an absurdly superstitious bunch. Would the tables be turning for the Gordon boys?

Weaver was late to the game. Although there weren't too many of the boys that noticed. 5th and 6th grade have been highly amused by the number of different excuses that Weaver has given the boys as to why he has been consistently late to games. However, the well seems to be dry. No good story, no funny anecdote, just a simple 'I had things to do and' well' I didn't leave enough time for them'.

The Gordon boys took the field with confidence and it wasn't long until they struck. After playing and missing at a few balls one of the openers made the fatal mistake of getting bat on ball and in the process following Rod MacDonald the last week and chopping onto the stump off Jimmy Campbell. Bowlers are generally much more useful with the ball than they believe they are with the bat.

Bones picked up the next one, removing the off stump of the other opener.

When Campbell picked up the 3rd wicket, Gordon were in a strong position at 3/21 after 20 overs. It was a grind for the UNSW boys. The bowling was tight, although not always penetrating, and gave nothing to the opposition.

Soon after the break Ellison took a screamer off Ranney just behind square leg. It was the first of three match winning catches that Ellison took throughout the day. With a solid innings to pull the Gordon boys out of trouble at 4/50 coupled with the 3 catches in the UNSW innings, Ellison had a massive impact on the outcome of the game.

Perhaps it has been the fact that other teams have easily capitulated or perhaps it was the lack of incentive with a finals place already assured, but the boys took the foot off the accelerator and the other foot off their throat. Regulation waist high catches were put down and fielding became sloppy at best. The boys stopped enjoying their cricket and the bowlers began to get frustrated.

Always a Gordon man, Falk put in for the Colts

With only 60 runs being scored in the first 40 overs, for the loss of 4 wickets, the UNSW team ' who are fighting for a spot in the finals ' needed over 200 runs in the final 40 overs to take something away from the match. After lunch they began in a flourish. Quick running between the wickets and some hard hitting began to get them closer to the 5 runs an over they needed to win the match. It took some brilliant fielding and a good throw by Cam Crawford, forever lurking the covers, coupled with a good take from Selby, to bring about a run out that ended the 5th wicket partnership.

In came a bloke who proceeded to score 50 runs over the top of gully. The bowlers struggled to find a good line and length and began to despair with the luck the batsman had. It didn't help that he was put down in a regulation 2nd slip catch but he made the most of the one shot he could play. The batsman at the other end was put down very early and by this time had made 60-odd and was looking to take the game away from the Stags. It took a good catch by Ellison, again fielding just behind square, to dismiss this batsman and then another good catch at deep long off to dismiss the UNSW captain. 2 big turning points in the match.

It was now a matter of whether the Gordon boys could pick up the final three wickets to secure the victory. The match was out of reach of the UNSW boys, needed 80 from 10 overs with only 3 lower order wickets remaining.

A good ball at the end of Skinner's spell and a high catch to Crawford saw the first of the 3 to fall. This brought the UNSW player they call 'Spinal' to the crease. He proceeded to shut up shop with the other player, clamping down on anything, no matter how inviting the bowlers were making it. It took a premeditated dive across the pitch for Millar to snare a fingertip catch, right handed, square in the middle of the pitch. It could have ended in disaster if the batsman had hit the ball hard but that was never ever going to happen.

Most players were just surprised that Millar could move that quickly. Millar was too. Never have the words agile and athletic been heard in the same sentence as Millar. They probably never will again.

A less promising fielding position for Millar

Crawford too the last catch. A good one, looking right up into the sun. It brought a close to a tough match in which the boys twice brought themselves out of danger to secure another 6 points and remain undefeated. UNSW all out for 190

Plenty of beers were shared with the opposition and, with the arrival of some late, but fabulous, afternoon tea, it was the most enjoyable post match gathering this season. Hard cricket was played on the field and the UNSW boys were a great bunch of blokes off the field.

Two rounds to go against the two Randwick-Petersham sides. The boys need desperately to get to training and work on their catching and general fielding. They all need to take the net sessions seriously, batting like they would in the first fifteen minutes of the match and bowling like they would throughout the day.

Each player needs to stand up and be counted over the next few weeks. With a few players coming back from injury and holiday this week, there will be a fight for positions as the finals approach. It is time for tough and accountable cricket to be played by all eleven players. Most of all, it is time to have fun and enjoy the experience. Let's work towards the joint goals of an undefeated season and more importantly, a premiership.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs South Sydney - Round 10

Colts Report vs South Sydney - Round 10

Colts Match Report vs South Sydney

Having played on the 'interesting' Alexandria Park wicket last year, the captain was quite convinced about what he would do when he won the toss. He would bat'or bowl'probably. The toss was lost (thank goodness!) and Souths decided to bat first. A worrying event as the captain was also the groundsman! What was going to happen later?

Lappan in action last year at Alexandria

Andy Lappan and James Campbell opened the bowling and immediately the ball beat the bat repeatedly, not necessarily always through good bowling ' the variation in bounce was 'interesting'. A couple of early wickets and no great urgency in the run scoring department ' survival was the key ' had the Stags in a good position, although there were a number of sundries from wides and byes (particularly from balls that ran along the ground, making it almost impossible for Hugh Selby) which was a little disappointing. After 24 overs, Souths were 4-46, with James Ellison and Tim Roarty also bowling well. James took 2 wickets and kept an excellent line while Tim beat the bat continually. After drinks, two more wickets fell and the possible score of about 130-140 moved further and further away. Sam Ranney bowled without luck, but, despite some handy slogs, Souths were dismissed in the 41st over for 91 ' not exactly par but something that would be no pushover.

Cam Crawford and Mayur Kulkarni opened the batting with alacrity. At the end of the first over, Mayur and Hugh Selby had been dismissed and there was a general scrambling for pads as 91 became 150. Cam, who batted well under the circumstances, stuck around for a number of overs but just as he seemed to be getting on top, he was well caught behind. Harry Turner showed an excellent temperament and with Tim Roarty filling in for the day, the two of them added 30 runs before Harry was bowled attempting a drive. Tim and Rod McDonald then added another 20 or so quickly which was important, as Souths would have felt that they were almost on top.

The Roarty dismissal, which will be commented on later meant there were still 28 to win. Rod and James Ellison got most of them through some intelligent batting and, although they were both dismissed, there was little to do for the following batsmen. Rod's innings of 24 was very similar to what he did last year at the same ground to help win the game. He may be one of very few batsmen who have mastered this wicket.

Stumped for words... athletic Ellison!!

So, another win for the Colts in difficult circumstances and a really good experience for some of the younger players who would not have played on a wicket like this one. As well, a good indication of the depth of young players in the Club as there were seven changes from the team of the previous week. And a two bonus points win was secured in the 25th over.

Some points of interest:

1. James Ellison bowled the lowest (in height, not unpleasantness) ball in the history of cricket to knock over one young batsman who was fighting very hard to survive. After it landed it actually had some the shine rubbed off it on the way to the off stump. No-one would have hit it!

2. Tim Roarty's dismissal. Tim tried to pull a ball from a medium pacer which did not get up quite as high as he expected. In a mixture of bat, glove, body and pad, the ball ballooned up in the air. In Tim's own words, in the corner of his eye he saw what he thought was the ball and immediately took measures to keep it away from the stumps. This was a very sound ploy except what he'd seen was the shadow of the ball! He managed to knock the shadow well away from the stumps. However, the ball itself lazily bounced once and nudged the off stump. Unlucky!

An 'interesting' day's cricket.

Mick Falk

Colts Report vs Penrith - Round 9

Colts Report vs Penrith - Round 9

An outright victory over last year's finalists

The past two weekends have seen the Colts side play Penrith for the 5th time in the past two seasons. Whilst last year's final saw the Colts amass 450 odd runs to secure the premiership, this game saw a 5th consecutive win over the boys from the far west and 10 points to put the Colts 11 points clear on their table.

Marvell destroying the opposition bowling

Millar, who practiced his coin tossing skills over the summer break, lost his 7th toss from 9 attempts this season. Much to his delight, and surprise, the Penrith skipper chose to subject his boys to the 35+ degree heat by choosing to field first.

Without a second opening batsman, Millar went back to the sheds to get his whites on and head out to the middle to take guard. Alas, no whites. A quick trip home (something that can't happen if Colts move to Killara) to obtain the whites and a couple of cheeky throwdowns saw Millar and Kulkarni open the batting for the Colts.

When Kulkarni was dismissed for a well made 38 and with the score at 60, the platform had been set for another big score for the Colts side. 'Two Dads' Russell-Jones came to the middle and, with the opportunity to bat for a long time, made the most of the opposition wilting in the sun to compile a solid innings.

Millar was dismissed for 74 and Marvell took up the fight with Two-Dads, belting ball to all corners of the ground. If he removed the open-faced glide through 1st/2nd slip which gets him in a bit of trouble, it will not be long before he will post his first hundred for the club. It would be great to have this man in the Colts side for the finals, although with his skills, he may be needed up the grades.

Two-Dads was dismissed for 44 and Marvel for 78 but with Skinner at the middle punishing the wayward bowling, the Colts were 4/300 before Skinner (43), Ellison (3) and Wigham (14) were all dismissed trying to lift the run rate. Millar declared at 7/311 telling an eager Lappan that he would be of more use with the ball than the bat. Turner was left in the middle after making 1*.

Eight overs were left to try and pick up a couple of Penrith wickets. With Lappan the more senior bowler, Reed was left to earn his strips bowling up into a breeze that miraculously seemed to pick up as the Colts entered the field. 2 wickets to Reed and 1 to Lappan saw the Penrith side finish the first day at 3/8 from the 8 overs. The Colts were in a strong position.

Immaculate pitch work by Millar and Lappan

With the wind swinging around to the other end, Lappan wanted to change ends at the start of the second day. How could his captain refuse? This gave Charlie 'Duck' Turner the chance to bowl an over so the bowlers could swap ends. He made the most of this opportunity taking a key wicket in the first over of the day. Needless to say, he received a couple more overs before the gale-force wind got the better of him.

With the wind behind Lappan, the ball was being delivered with some serious heat and he was often too good for the batsmen to get an edge. Reed took a third wicket to have figures of 3/7 from 8 overs. However, with the wind ever increasing, Ranney was put on from the north end to bowl into the gale.

Skinner picked up a couple of good wickets with a long spell with the breeze at his back and Gordon had the Penrith side on the ropes. With a couple of full tosses from Ranney ' obviously a plan all along ' that were bunted to mid off and mid on, the Penrith side was dismissed for a touch over 100 with 41 overs left in the day.

At this point it should be mentioned that it was in fact Marvell that made the full toss a wicket taking ball in Colts ' Ranney does not want the credit. It should also be noted that Russell-Jones has been dismissed in his last 4 innings by mishitting (or even missing) full tosses.

Tea was taken and Millar sent their boys back in with a promise to assess the situation after 20 overs.

Snr should consult Lappan and Millar for help

Turner and Ellison were given the new ball and Turner made the most of his opportunity picking up one of the danger men to a terrific catch by Two-Dads. Ellison was troubled by no-balls and full tosses and was soon replaced by Ranney who again picked up a couple of wickets to end up with 5 for the match. Luckily for Ranney he only has to take a couple of steps to deliver the ball because he was chafing so badly he had the gait of a cowboy when he walked.

Reed was given an opportunity to bowl with the breeze at his back but was unfortunately nowhere near as effective as when he was bowling into it. His first innings effort really set up the match for the Colts and it was a shame it didn't continue in the second.

However, it wasn't helped by Two-Dads showing that he was human when he dropped two catches in two balls straight after the drinks break. After taking a screamer off Turner earlier on, he asked his captain if their was a spot on the field with a hole deep enough for him to hide. Unfortunately, the outfield at Beauchamp is in top condition and he was left to cop the ridicule of his 'mates'. He has now gone to Fiji or somewhere for 3 weeks. This may or may not be related.

Lappan replaced Reed and struck immediately by removing the stalwart opening batsmen then removing the off-stump of the next man in. Although he claims he hates hitting people half his age, he managed to unsettle the No. 11 batsman when hitting him flush on the shoulder. This is not an isolated incident. There are many cases of 'Pale-Ale' Lappan replicating the feats of the slightly more tanned West Indian bowlers of the 80's. The batsmen he is hitting weren't even alive in the 80's!

"Pale Ale" Lappan excited about the win

Marvell got a few overs into the breeze and took two vital wickets to finish off the match and the Colts collected the full ten points with 5 overs to spare.

A great performance by the top 5 batsmen (none of whom got less than 38) followed by a dominating performance by the bowlers, which was supported by the fielders, has given the Colts a commanding lead on the table.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs Hawksbury - Round 8

Colts Report vs Hawksbury - Round 8

Colts extend lead at top with outright victory

A ten point win to consolidate top spot on the table was exactly what the Colts were hoping to find in their Christmas stocking over the festive break and, with another 'new look' side out on the park, that is exactly what the side achieved.

Perhaps the captains should get together at training and practice coin flipping, but from all the reports ' from 1st Grade right through to Green Shield ' it seems that no-one can buy a correct call. This said, it was a good toss to lose as Beauchamp as there was an even cover of grass on the wicket.

Last choice 'fast' bowler Millar in the 2nd innings

With the stocks of fast bowlers boosted by the year 12 leavers, the Colts side had Will Reed, Charlie 'Duck' Turner and James Campbell to throw at the opposition. Include the stalwarts of Skinner, Clifford, Ellison and Millar and the side was looking like a formidable bowling attack. Jason 'Two Dads' Russell-Jones, Hugh 'Gloveman' Selby and 'John' Mayur Kulkarni were all there to back up the others if needed.

It wasn't.

Hawkesbury have the highest batting aggregate of any team in the Metropolitan Cup and our boys set out to make sure they weren't going to significantly add to that total. Clifford and Reed were handed the new rock and at the drinks break the Hawks were struggling at 3/22 from 20 overs. James Campbell, bowling left arm in-swingers, snared a couple of good poles and Ian 'Bones' Skinner took two as well but the story of the 1st day was the brilliant performance of Tim Clifford (a.k.a. the big red dog) whose figures were 12 overs, 7 maidens, 5 for 5. The webmaster was glowing with pride after his suggestions paid dividends and the captain was glowing having the Hawks dismissed for 56 in 40 odd overs.

Although Millar was given a promotion by the selectors during the week (due to the apparent bias towards the bowling this round), he thought better of strapping on the pads and followed in Tweety's footsteps by taking the first stint as an umpire whilst Angus Sinclair and 'John' Mayur took guard. With a small total to chase it was imperative that the runs were knocked off quickly and 1st innings point were recorded on the first day.

After a few enthusiastic shouts from the Hawks for catches down leg side ' coming firstly from pad and then a second 'catch' off the chest ' it was unfortunate that the umpire was subjected to abuse from the opposition (mainly from the senior members of the side, including a father of one of the players acting as a substitute fielder) especially as the decisions were the correct ones. So, happily, Millar relinquished his appointment as umpire and watched from the stands after the drinks break. All players should keep in mind that 5 or 6 close shouts do not mean that the next one has to be given out. It doesn't.

Nevertheless, Sinclair was unlucky to fall to a sharp catch at gully for 12 and 'John' was dismissed for 47 after we had passed their total. Selby and 'Two Dads' forged a great partnership which included clever stroke play and lusty hitting before succumbing to the Hawks a couple of overs before the end of the day. 'Bones' and Ellison were left at the middle to see out the day and then attack from the word 'GO' next week.

Selby and Skinner watch as Millar takes cover from another Campbell short delivery

'GO'. Skinner demolished the bowling in the second week blasting 50-odd from only a few deliveries to see the Colts post 206. Ellison contributed with a handy total and with 'Duck' (0), Clifford (0), Reed (0) and Millar 5*, it was time to get some 'red ink' and declare the innings closed.

Clifford and Reed opened the attack, with the objective of dismissing the Hawks for under 140 in 65 overs to gain maximum points. Reed picked up his maiden club wickets with a sharp catch to Sinclair at point and a solid catch to Ellison in the gully.

It would be the perfect moment to recall the disastrous trip the No. 3 batsmen from Hawkesbury had over the two weekends. After being dismissed for a third ball duck in the first dig, he again returned to the pavilion without a run against his name in the second dig. However, he did last long enough to cop a searing, well-directed, short ball from Clifford square on the forearm after he failed to get out of the way. A long trip back to Hawkesbury would have resulted.

With the wind howling from the south, Skinner exerted his seniority and chose to bowl with the wind. Success followed soon with the gritty opener fending a short ball to Millar in close at short leg.

This left Campbell to come into the wind. With the wind posing a potential problem to his in-swingers, he informed his captain that he was going to bowl left arm off-spin. After setting his field, Millar informed him that 3 players behind point was a 'less than ideal' option and that he should have at least a cover point.

Bowling to his field, Campbell's first ball was short and wide and smashed to Sinclair at cover point, who took a brilliant catch to leave the Hawks 4-down. To make a mends for the first delivery, the next was full and down leg. On average they were two good balls. Like all bowlers (generally of the lawn bowls variety) the length and line were corrected for the third ball and it beat the batsman's defences to leave the Hawks floundering at 5 for not too many.

Clifford takes 5/5 in 12 overs

Millar bowled the over before the long break and was certain that he picked up the wicket of one of their danger batsmen with a good edge through to the 'Gloveman'. However, the strong appeal was turned down and the batsman was left with a massive grin from ear-to-ear as he went to tea.

That was soon wiped from his face as Campbell dismissed him shortly after tea and then picked up his forth for the innings. Clifford dismissed the captain with his first ball of his second spell. A catch to Millar at mid-off in which he delighted in. For hours.

The Hawks were 8-down and 20 overs left in the day. The next pair stuck around for a while and it wasn't until Ellison was handed the ball for the first time in the match (a credit to the strength of the rest of the bowling attack who consistently bowled tight lines) that the final two wickets fell and the Colts picked up maximum points.

Beauchamp Oval is a dream to belt out a rendition of the song and with 10 points on the board, the new boys received a great introduction into life at the Gordon club.

At the Greengate after the match, with all teams celebrating a very successful weekend, Will Reed commented (after his 4th or 5th jug) that 'We should win all the grades each round'.

With the generous donations of Messer Falk and Wilson, I can clearly see his point.

Congratulations to the grade sides who sit 5th on the club championship.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 7

Colts Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 7

Gordon wins top of table clash

Father Christmas came early this year with a get out of jail free card for the Colts side after just scraping home in a thrilling finish against the second placed Sydney University. After finally winning a toss, Millar sent Uni in to bat on a deck that appeared to have some life in it and an outfield that had just recently been top dressed.

Lappan - 11 overs, 6 maidens, 0/9

The deck was dead. No movement. No bounce. No life. A mistake? Perhaps. It would be hard work for the bowlers. However, with the outfield very heavy and the batsmen having to make the pace, it would not be easy for the batsmen either.

'Pale Ale' Lappan and Ian 'Bones' Skinner were given the new ball to do damage with. Both bowled great lines but suffered due to the lack of any assistance from the deck. The batsmen couldn't get the ball off the square and when Ellison took the first wicket - a great diving catch to Cam Crawford at square leg - the score was 1/28 from 20 overs. It was boring, grinding cricket and the Colts would be in for a challenge.

Will 'I rival Fragogianas for an impossible last name' Sierakowski, was thrown the ball after the captain, knowing little of his youngest and newest member of the Colts side, asked the opening batsmen if he could also roll his arm over. This move - which the captain will maintain was an 'inspired' move - paid dividends with Will removing the opening batsmen and the number 4 within the space of a handful of deliveries.

Ranney, whose custom is to arrive within 60 seconds of the players taking the field, came on and struck early and often. 4 wickets, mostly LBW, came at crucial times throughout the first day. A brilliant spell of bowling was only outshone by a marvellous diving catch to 'Bones' Skinner at 1st grip. Hickman, sitting on the sideline, was astounded by the big man's nimbleness. He then backed it up with a crucial wicket and having Uni having only 90-odd on the board with only one wicket in hand.

Sierakowski playing Uni in last year's Green Shield team

A couple of missed opportunities and some lusty hitting saw Uni get to 136 when Millar finally picked up the final wicket - caught and bowled. A score similar to the previous year, but with many more overs to chase down the target, the Colts were confident of victory.

With only 18 overs left in the day, Millar stressed the need to have wickets in hand the following week to chase down the small total. Angus Sinclair and Will Siera... opened the batting and took the score to 31 before Sinclair was adjudged LBW for 7 and then Cam Crawford was dismissed next ball.

"John" Mayur Kulkarni was next in and with only 5 overs left in the day he was instructed by his captain to be there at the end of the day. A couple of very loose shots saw him lose his wicket with an over left to play and, needless to say, saw an unimpressed captain having to send in the No. 5 batsmen in with only 47 on the board and 6 balls to play.

Russell-Jones, knowing that Marvell would be taking his spot the second week, played a straight bat to everything sent his way and ensured that Gordon would be only 3-down at the end of the day.

3/47 chasing 136. 90 runs to get. 7 wickets in hand. 1st vs 2nd. An interesting second day was sure to ensure.

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Day 2 saw the top dressing give way to some excessively long grass and the pitch still had little life in it. During the warm-up, the captain stressed that it would be critical that all players got onto the front stool and remove any chance of balls trapping them in front. Nothing would get up high enough to cause them any trouble and each of the 90 runs would be like gold.

It was Will Sierakowski to fall first, playing all around his front pad and having his leg stump removed. It wasn't long after that Marvell was trapped dead in front of all three sticks playing back to a ball that never ever looked like getting up above ankle hight. 5/85. 5 wickets. 52 left to get.

Frago, Skinner and Millar all fell to a combination of tight bowling and trying to force the pace. Frago, playing back, was unlucky to be trapped in front for 1. Skinner, also playing back, was cleaned up for 9. Millar, getting down the pitch, gave a return catch to the bowler for a meager 1 run.

8/110. 27 runs would do it and ensure the Colts would go into Christmas on top of the table.

Selby, who had been put down twice whilst going for runs, was instructed to be there at the end by his captain. After greatly help win the Penrith match a few weeks before, Selby had become the rock in the middle order of the Colts team and he needed to stand up again this week.

A huge performance from Selby got the Colts over the line

Lappan, who was given instructions from his departing captain on the way out to the middle, knew it was his time to dig deep and play a solid innings for his club. With the words "Get on the front foot... Play forward... Get forward... Play straight" ringing in his ears, he knew what he had to do.

Although the Colts team is not part of the Grade Comp, the boys are proud of their winning record this season. With a trophey in the cabinet from last year's premiership, the boys are determined to recreate that winning feeling week-in week-out. They know how to dig themselves out of a hole and that is exactly what Selby and Lappan did.

A combination of patient play and the ability to put away the loose ball, often via an aerial route, Selby single-handedly put on the next 26 runs to take the score to 8/136. The scores were level and Lappan, who had faced 40-odd balls without scoring a run, stole the limelight from Selby by scoring his one and one run for the game. The winning run.

Selby 38* and Lappan 1* (46 balls) saw the Gordon boys home with Ranney sitting in the dressing room assuring his captain he too could do the job for the side.

The song was sung with gusto and the 6 points kept the Gordon boys on top of the table in the lead up to Christmas. Congratulations boys. A job well done.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Round 6 Report vs UTS - Balmain

Colts Round 6 Report vs UTS - Balmain

Colts frolic despite their age

Youthful would not have been the term to describe the Colts composition for the game against UTS-Balmain. Experienced would have been kind. Old may have been more accurate.

With the club a few players short due to injuries, schoolies and weddings, the Colts gladly welcomed Dave Storey and Matt Selby out of retirement to showcase their experience against one of the cellar-dwellers of the Metropolitan Cup. Michael Falk was also amongst the line-up ' just happy that he wasn't making another one of 'those' trips to Sutherland to which the Stobo Salute glowing referred.

With the former captain of 5th Grade in the side, Millar was hoping for some advice regarding the coin toss. Storey was of little use. 'Tails never fails, blah blah blah'. Well' it hasn't failed for the opposition all year.

The Colts were sent in to bat on a slow track and an even slower outfield. There were patches of grass so long that tickled the calves of the players during the warm-up. There was no fielding soccer ' more a gentle easing into physical activity for some of the players.

Falk and Matt Selby ease gently into the game

Russell-Jones accompanied Sajdeh out into the centre but departed at the end of the first over after he played all around a full toss to be dismissed for 2. Doug 'The Pizza Boy' Harris, who yet again was suffering from poorly cooked prawns, was seeing two or three balls out in the centre, but not getting firm contact on any of them. Millar, from his position as umpire, continued to remind Harris of the handful of centuries he has seen during his time at the club from batsmen who, too, had eaten a few bad prawns the night before.

Sajdeh, probably feeling a little bewildered by his estrangement from long term batting partner, Richie 'Sticks' Kenner, put his head down, got his feet moving and set the Colts up for a big score. The partnership between Harris and Sajdeh was broken when Sajdeh was adjudged LBW for 48.

Selby, younger, didn't last long and was dismissed for a fluent 11 when he hit a return catch to the bowler. Hugh has looked in good form the past couple of knocks and his skills will be invaluable this coming week against Sydney Uni.

Selby, older, blasted a few balls to the ground's extremities before missing a straight one and was cleaned up for 15 in his return to the batting crease. Passing Millar on the way back to the pavilion he provided the useful insight that he 'seemed to have missed that one - sorry skipper.' 4/170

Hugh Selby - an integral part of the Colts successes

Millar and Harris combined, with Millar still in Harris' ear about the possibility of his first century for the Gordon club. Unfortunately he was caught directly in front of the sticks for a very well played 92.

Falk joined Millar and began to build on the 190 runs already amassed. However, with the light fading and the clouds encroaching, the run rate needed to be lifted. Millar tried one too many big shots and was well caught for 25. Falk was left on 24* overnight as the rain began to fall. It was 6:20pm and the Tigers had only managed to bowl 70 overs throughout the day. Too many needless underarms at the stumps ' almost ever ball ' and generally very sluggish between overs meant that the game continued to drag on and on. Hopefully this wouldn't hurt the Colts on Day 2.

The second day began badly. Sajdeh's mate, Aran, who had kindly offered to fill in for us, failed to show and it was left to Millar to find a replacement at the last minute. Mr Millar immediately sprung to mind, and with a Gordon shirt, whites and shoes, he combined perfectly with Falk and Storey to boost the 'experience' of the Colts side.

Although the rest of the ground seemed bone dry, the covers had left a wet spot on a good length. After a quick discussion with the UTS-Balmain boys, it was decided that the match would go ahead as planned and, with Falk on 24* and Aran 'John Sawtell' Nagandra 0*, Millar declared with the score at 6/245.

Storey, who didn't get an opportunity to wield the willow the previous week, asked Sajdeh for advice from which end to bowl. Sajdeh confidently replied that he thought the ball was definitely doing more in the air from the south end' Storey, amused and slightly bewildered at Sajdeh's response, chose the north end from which to 'charge' in. Millar allowed this as there was a significant gale coming from the north and Storey was looking for all the assistance he could find.

Tom Millar - It was a long day for the body!

Clifford, who arrived just moments before the game after changing yet another one of Sam Ranney's 'flat tires', was forced to work uphill into the gale.

Well' what does one write about the performance of Storey? I'm sure that the like of Packman or Tiddles would have already heard about the 'massive amounts of movement [he was] getting in the air and off the deck' (quote: Storey ' like Medcalf, I too choose to acknowledge my sources). Whilst it would be hard to argue this point, for he was consistently beating the bat, the lack of pace was a noticeable talking point amongst the 8 players he had positioned behind point 'for the edge'.

Falk was cutting a lonely figure at deep mid-on ' placed there by Storey for the miscued drive.

It was Clifford that struck first, then Storey chimed in with a couple, Ranney came on and bowled an impressive spell which drew three wickets from the Tigers including a spectacular catch in his follow through. Always a team player, Ranney stuck to a line outside off stump to ensure that any balls hit in the air would find their way into the safe hands of those players he had included in his fantasy team. The plan paid off with Clifford taking catches as well.

Millar picked up a couple of wickets, including a good catch at second slip to Sajdeh, whose regular position at mid-off/on was filled by Millar Snr and Falk, and then Clifford cleaned up the tail.

The Tigers were dismissed for 92 in 30 odd overs leaving the Colts a distinct chance of an outright victory.

Over the tea break Storey took a quick nap, after his 8 overs in the first innings, and Millar Snr attempted to keep warm after chasing nearly every ball throughout the afternoon. The ball just seemed to follow him around the park. He was going to be sore the next day.

Dave Storey recharges the batteries between innings

The second dig saw Clifford grab an LBW decision with his first delivery, Storey pick up 3 good wickets and Millar grab a good catch from his own bowling to leave the Tigers at 5/17 with plenty of overs remaining. Unfortunately for the Colts, Storey began to seize up and despite the wind assistance keeping his pace above that of a gentle spinner, the body couldn't handle having a couple more overs squeezed out of it. He retired to fine leg after picking up a total of 6 top order wickets for the Colts. A fine comeback and very much appreciated.

Ranney, who bowled so well in the first dig, copped a hiding from the only UTS-Balmain batsmen to show any fight and ended with 55 runs being taken from his 6 overs. He was replaced by Russell-Jones and, after Clifford had rearranged the woodwork on another 3 subsequent occasions to end up with 7 poles for the match, Falk was given his first opportunity with the ball.

It only took about 10 balls for Falk to complete the outright victory. The last batsman was bowled, stumps were drawn and the Colts had found their place on top of the Metro Cup table after 6 Rounds.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Note: Tom Millar pulled up pretty well on the Sunday' How about Storey??

Colts Victory Over Penrith

Colts Victory Over Penrith

Colts wrap up another solid win

With 1st innings points under the belt and a desire to watch the English crumble to a 1st test loss, the Colts resumed their day at 6/159 with a lead of 11 on the board. The Rance Oval wicket was a lush green colour. In the middle of a drought! The Colts have solved Sydney's water problem. Stop flood irrigating Rance.

A quick check of the Sunday paper confirmed our suspicions. The Penrith 5th grade side had been bowling the previous day and had skittled their opposition for very few.

(Tweety lifts the trophy after a victory against Penrith last year - this round Tweety was away on Schoolies)

Selby and Millar strode to the crease after a warm-up game of football in which the non-hat side won 3-1. It didn't take long for the runs to begin to flow with Selby immediately finding the form that delivered the 1st innings victory last week. In the second over of the day he brought up his 50 and then, after Millar was cleaned up, proceeded to butcher the attack with clever, powerful stroke play.

Dan Lake, like Jono Wigham the previous week, set about showing why the future of the club is in good hands. Both boys excelled in their first game for the Gordon seniors. Dan set upon anything short and the highlight of his innings was consecutive pull shots off the front foot that rocketed past mid wicket for 4.

After drinks were taken, Lake fell to a full toss ' caught at mid on ' and then Lappan to a rank long hop shortly after.

Ranney, who had only just arrived after <insert any number of his stories about poker, alcohol, next door, Crowie Howie, etc>, had just enough time to strap on the pads and leave his first delivery before Selby (a masterful 70) fell to another full toss to see the Colts dismissed for 230.

With the Ashes beckoning and no reasonable chance of any further result, the captains decided that it was best to pull up the stumps and return the whinging Poms back to Bondi where they could drown their sorrows of the dismal display of their fellow countrymen in the 1st test.

Victory over last year's Grand Finalists.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs Penrith

Colts Report vs Penrith

How To' Strike Concern In Your Captain

The Colts made the trip out to Penrith to face the team they defeated in the Grand Final last year. Both teams were depleted of regular players and had to look far and wide in order to get 11 on the paddock. Needless to say, the quality of the Gordon juniors who were called upon was top class and they all contributed well throughout the day.

(Tim Fragogiannis in action)

After most players negotiated the RBT just off the M4 (and thankfully Ranney was instructed to take an alternate route), the warm up consisted mainly of observations by the Poms of just how far away from the motherland (Bondi Beach) they were.

Millar lost the toss' again' but maintained that he would have sent them in anyway.

Lappan struck early. 3 times. However, the Penrith side adjudged that a catch to gully wasn't out, nor one to a diving Selby in front of 1st slip. Ironically it was an LBW that was cause for the Colts first celebration of the afternoon. Frago bowled well but without luck before age restrictions resulted in Dan Lake being called upon for 1st change duties. He didn't disappoint his captain, taking a wicket with his 2nd delivery.

Millar took what can only be described as a bizarre wicket with his first ball after a huge shout for LBW. The batsman was sure that he had hit the ball into his foot and loudly vocalised his opinion. The Penrith umpire adjudged this to be the case and in doing so was then forced to give the batsman out as the ball had ballooned off the batsman's foot into the 'safe' hands of Sam Ranney. Only in Colts.

(Andrew Lappan in action)

In order to recreate last year's atmosphere, the Penrith side had decided to bolster its middle order with some of the senior grade players (not Clary Dent... but those in Colts last year will get the picture) who had been successful with the willow the previous day.

It took a while for the next break through, but ManChild picked up the captain and his batting partner in the space of a few deliveries to swing the game back in Gordon's favour. After their departure, wickets began to fall at regular intervals and the Penrith side was dismissed for 147. Ranney, Frago and Millar shared in the spoils.

35 overs were left in the day to secure first innings points and without any recognised opening batsmen, ManChild and one of Rod's Poms took up the challenge. Unfortunately, Ben fell to a well struck, but misguided, lofted drive through the covers. Marvz joined JRJ out at the crease but neither were able to get on top of the bowling; both falling to their captain and opening bowler.

When 'Tom the Pom' Stretton, coming off the back of a solid 78 to secure victory against UNSW last week, and Frago fell cheaply, the Colts looked to be in trouble at 5/60 and the captain gave instructions to Selby and the young gun Jono 'I've gone through 6 growth spurts and I'm only 14' Wigham to be there at the end of the day.

A platform was built and the ball began to find the boundary with regularity. Both batsmen saw off the senior grade spinner who had picked up 5 wickets the previous day. A highlight was Selby getting down on one knee and putting him well over the deep backward square fence for a maximum score. In fact, the smoke coming from Wigham and Selby's bats was only matched by a group of guys doing burnouts behind the local bottle-o.

With 55 runs to get from 8 overs to secure the points before the day's end, Wigham began to pump the ball to all corners of the ground, showing skill and power well beyond his years. Combined with Selby, they reduced the target to just 4 runs from 8 balls before the fun and games started. They were cruising to victory for convincingly than the cops on constant patrol around Rance.

Wigham, trying to secure the points with one clean hit, was cleaned up by the Penrith captain and began to walk off the ground. Millar left his seat to join Selby out in the middle, only to be informed that it was a no-ball and that Wigham could return to the middle. Millar added one run to the score and sat down again.

Wigham, trying to secure the points with one clean hit, was cleaned up by the Penrith captain and began to walk off the ground. That's right. D'j' Vu! This time there was no infringement by the bowler's front foot and Wigham was on his way.

Millar, hoping to see off the last ball of the over and give Selby the strike in the final over, blocked the ball to gully but was called through for a run. Despite being over half a pitch short, Millar survived due to an errant throw.

A couple of byes saw the anti-climatic end of an enthralling run chase and the first innings points for the Colts through some top class batting by Wigham and Selby.

Whilst the trip out to Penrith this coming Sunday will conflict with the desire to be supporting the Australians reclaim the Ashes, it is comforting to know that the bottle-o across the road from Rance is open well before the bakery and supermarket.

With first innings points under the belt and a few lower order wickets in hand, it will be a good opportunity to get in some batting practice and enjoy a solid bit of Pommy bashing. (in good fun of course)

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs UNSW

Colts Report vs UNSW

Colts Report vs UNSW

With University exams and a spate of injuries within the club, the Colts were looking a little undermanned and a couple of Rocket's pommy mates and the ever faithful Rod MacDonald were called upon to fill in for the weekend. This wouldn't stop Macca from enjoying his Friday night, messaging Millar at 4am to confirm a lift to the ground in just a few hours time.

(James Ellison in action)

The toss was lost, almost a formality these days, and the UNSW captain chose to don the pads and have first use of a great looking batting track. After a warm-up that involved more introductions than actual physical activity (much to Macca's delight), the Colts took the field with Clifford and Skins sharing the new rock.

Skins bowled an inspired first spell conceding only a handful of runs in his first 5 overs and picking up the important wicket of the UNSW captain. It was a display that wouldn't have been out of place in 3rd grade and set the Colts towards victory.

Clifford unfortunately struggled to find his rhythm and was replaced by Ellison after a few overs. Now a high school graduate, Ellison bowled tight consistent lines that troubled the New South bats and, in partnership with Ranney, kept a lid on the run rate.

Ranney looked a little rusty - delivering 6 full tosses in the first over ' but confused the New South batsman into playing all 6 gently to cover. After that he found his length and restricted them to only 20 runs from his full allotment. It was a great spell and was unlucky not to be awarded a bagful of LBW's by the UNSW umpired.

(Skipper Dave Millar in action)

After Ellison exhausted his age restricted overs, JRJ was thrown the pill and continued to starve the New South batsmen of runs on a top quality batting strip.

The problem came towards the end of the innings with 12 overs that needed to be found. Clifford was expensive early and Millar was dispatched to the fence on numerous occasions before Skinner had taken a marvellous catch running around from mid-off to take a one handed specky at mid-on (who knows what Ranney was doing at mid-on, but he was nowhere to be found). Unfortunately, Skins pulled a quadricep in the process and was unable to back up his first spell. Hence the dilemma.

Millar took one end and kept it fairly quiet ' even bowling a maiden in the 50th over ' and Clifford took the other before being replaced by Ellison for his final two. A few loose deliveries saw the New South batsmen creep over 200 and a few dropped catches and a handful of missed run outs meant that UNSW posted a score of 6/233 - well past what we should have got them for.

It was going to be a hard chase and the Gordon batsmen needed to get off to a good start ' Weaves didn't let the captain down.

In true Weaves fashion he chanced his luck and played a well constructed one-day innings. A couple of cheap early wickets fell - Ben 'Rocket's mate' Linfield bowled for 6 and JRJ caught playing at a wide delivery for 14 ' before Tom 'The Pom' Stretton settled into his innings and began to dominate the bowling.

(Jason Russell Jones in action)

The pitch remained true and the two men continued to pile on the runs and frustrate the New South bowlers as they consistently found gaps in the field. Weaves (92) was unselfishly dismissed trying to secure a bonus point and Stretton (78) fell a couple of runs short of the target which left Selby to get the Colts across the line with 6 overs to spare.

The only thing to tarnish the day was the way in which the UNSW captain failed to really congratulate our boys after a comprehensive victory by all 11 players.

It was a real team effort. Everyone stood up to be counted. It was a dominant display that will hopefully be repeated this week against the grand finalists from last year.

With the news that all of the other 5 grade sides had defeated Wests, the song was heartily sung and the boys retired to the Greengate to celebrate in style.

Congratulations to all those involved in such a successful weekend and thanks to Tiddles and others for the generous bar tab that assisted all those in enjoying their Saturday evening. Let's hope this weekend brings much of the same!

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham

Colts Report vs Randwick-Petersham

How To' Comprehensively Destroy Randwick-Petersham

Pic complained that my article last week was too long. I understand. He finds it difficult to read.

So this week I will keep it short. Just for Pic.

We won.

1/196 chasing 186.

Weaver made 109* and Marvz backed up his four wickets with 58*. Legge, the only wicket to fall, made 21 good looking runs before being trapped LBW. In a Colts game.

It was a great win and the boys have consolidated their position on the ladder at this early point in the season.

Oh, and Pic, the grass needed mowing.


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Now, for all those who are still with me here is the rest of the report.

The day started terribly. Beauchamp, like Killara, is a dog walker's paradise. Apart from all the unnecessary time it takes to clean up after them, and ensure another Sydney Uni/Greg Matthews debacle doesn't occur, sometimes you wonder if the dog has more brains than their owner.

Sometimes you don't even need to wonder.

(Tim Fragogiannis at Beauchamp)

Some bloke decided that he should padlock the large gate shut so that his dog wouldn't escape. Top bloke he was.

Then his wife had a go at me because I had left the small gate open whilst taking out the stumps to the ground. Then the dirty big mutt chased balls thrown across the pitch (I'm not talking about the wife' although she could have done with a collar as well). Hardly the dog's fault, but the owners need to be put down.

A quick trip home to get an oversized pair of bolt cutters (don't ask why I own them' I just do) and we were finally able to get the trolley off the ground and the game underway.

Legge looked solid and scored freely until being fired by Selby (another LBW in Colts). Weaver, up the other end, had put away a couple of his 'get out' shots and was punishing the ball to all areas of the park. It was a big turn around from the previous match.

To be honest, the rest of the match passed by very quickly. There were three things to note.

1) Skins is a good team player: a trip to the chicken shop saw more chips and dips and sauces than was good for the cardiovascular systems of all the Colts batsmen. Thoroughly enjoyed by all. Thanks mate.

2) Marvz is a classy bat: he dispatched balls to all parts of the ground will little effort and was a great calming influence on Weaver.

3) Weaver is a wealth of strange knowledge: after coming off the ground with his first century at Gordon and a second Colts win for the season, Weaver let the boys in on a night out on the town with Pic (I'm sure he has stopped reading by this point anyhow). The story involves a large amount of booze, women and a none-too-sober Pic at the start of play on a Saturday morning. And a subsequent tribunal hearing after the Gordon team narrowly lost. Weaver is a vault of information' with the door slightly ajar.

Well done Colts on a fantastic thrashing of Randy-Petes. A great one to get under the belt. Congratulations Weaver, well batted mate. A much improved performance with the willow.

Again I must stress, winning at Beauchamp and belting out that song so close to the opposition is an awesome feeling.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar


P.S. Thanks to Knight and Tiddles whom helped with covers on the Friday night. It was much appreciate
Colts Report Round 1 vs Hawkesbury

Colts Report Round 1 vs Hawkesbury

How To' Get Your Season Of To The Right Start

Welcome to this season's collection of How To's from the Colts side 2006/07 ' Defending Premiers.

A new look side from last year has brought together talents from a net cast far and wide. A team every bit as talented as the previous year and a team that will be hunted by all others. Fresh from a commanding lead in the fantasy league and with a few hours of captaincy experience whilst Tweety was off the field during last year's tilt at the premiership, Millar led his side to a comprehensive victory over Hawkesbury, gaining a bonus point in the process.

(James Ellison is bolwed at Beauchamp)

Step 1:

After winning the toss, Legge took advantage of a batting strip that resembled the F3 he had driven down earlier. However, after waiting patiently whilst the opening bowler from Hawkesbury bowled wide after no-ball, Legge (9) succumbed to the lack of pace, caught the leading edge and floated a catch back to the bowler. Weaver at the other end looked comfortable but lacked timing and placement before being adjudged LBW for 29 just after drinks.

It was Brett 'Marvz' Marvell and Doug 'The Pizza Boy' Harris that set about making the most of the fruit delivered by the Hawks' spinners. They took the score from 2/77 to 195 with some stylish straight drives and some well judged lusty blows which sent the Hawks to all corners of the park to retrieve the ball. Both of these blokes are recent additions to the club and look to have a real future in the higher grades. The Pizza Boy (61) and Marvz (76) fell in quick succession bringing Tim 'Frago' Fragogianas and Millar to the crease. Both set upon the bowlers and lifted the run rate in the final ten overs, with a target of well over 260 in their sights.

(Tim Fragogiannis and James Ellison)

Millar foolishly thought all that beach running with the Moth during the off season had made him quicker between wickets and was run out taking a second that was never on. After making 16 from 7 balls, he was left to ponder if it was the Curly's breakfasts that were his undoing. Ellison (9) was next in and after getting onto a couple was cleaned up, giving the webmaster his first action photograph of the woodwork being rearranged this season.

Lappan was next in and quickly followed Ellison back to the pavilion after being fired for 0. 3 LBWs in the first game of the season!! Tweety would have been pulling his hair out at the thought of his old team giving out their own players 'leg before'. Its ok Tweety, they were all were VERY adjacent. Your mentoring and sentiments will be held in high regard by all those in the Colts.

Frago (34*) was joined by Ranney (3*) and they saw the score to 7/279 at the end of the 50 overs. An above average score on Beauchamp, but the bowlers were going to have to keep a tidy line after the Hawks gave over 40 sundries and an extra 5 overs during the Colts innings.

Step 2:

Lappan and Skinner opened the bowling after the break and both immediately applied the pressure. Lappan (0/44 from 10) had a couple of close shouts and at the end of his first spell had contained the Hawks openers and placed them in a difficult position to maintain the fast climbing required run rate. Ian 'Skinny' Skinner had a solid first spell but strayed a little in line and length, being hit for a maximum in his first over after some jock in the slips quipped that the batsmen should be reminded that they were playing a one-day game.

Frago (0/2 from 2) came on to replace Skinner but was soon troubled by an ankle injury that saw him leave the field after just a couple of overs. Millar replaced him and continued his tight one-day lines, frustrating the batsmen into playing false shots. Ellison (0/10 from 4) replaced Lappan before Ranney was introduced into the attack and immediately settled into tight lines that contained the batsmen.

(The skipper in action)

When Millar (1/22 from 7) took the first wicket, they needed 8 an over from the remaining 30 and the Colts were looking for bonus points. Weaver was providing encouragement from slips even though he confused about which team he was playing for ('Go the Hawks'). The only disappointing facet of the day was that a few regulation chances were missed behind the wicket but they didn't prove costly.

Ranney's spell (1/28 from10) helped seal the victory and deserved more than the one wicket he picked up. His skills will be vital if the Colts are to bowl teams out on such a great batting track. 'Skinny' Skinner came back for a second spell and picket up a couple of vital wickets bowling much improved lines and end with the figures of 2/52 from his full allotment.

The pizza boy (1/33 from 4), fresh from his debut half-century was thrown the ball and, despite seeing it sail over his head a couple of times, picked up his maiden wicket at the Gordon club. Selby (0/15 from 3), who has been press-ganged into keeping for the Colts, gave the gloves to the injured Frago and had a go with the ball in the dying stages of the match before Lappan bowled out the game.

Entire articles should be devoted to the tireless way Lappan applies himself in the field and with the ball in hand. Still looking for his first wicket this season (on an unforgiving Beauchamp Oval), his last ball of the day cut the opposition captain in half and sent stumps and bails to the four corners of the oval' 'No ball''Wow' has Lappan vocabulary substantially improved over the off-season.

Unfortunately, the story gets no better. The final ball saw the reprieved Hawks captain dispatch Lappan for a maximum back over his head to finish the match. Only the stumps at the bowler's end went flying this time as the poor bowler relieved his frustration.

However, with a good bunch of blokes coming together for 2006/07, talent to spare and a mindset of application and commitment, the Colts will again be a force this season.

Dave Millar

Colts Report Round 2 vs Randwick

Colts Report Round 2 vs Randwick

How To' Beat The Heat

The Colts stepped out onto a scorching Beauchamp Oval knowing that taking off the covers and setting up the sight screens would safely constitute a solid warm up. 'Inzi' sprints wouldn't filter down the grades this week. In fact, most of the Colts were ready just to sit in the stands and watch as the top order to full advantage of another piece of highway masquerading as a pitch.

(Andrew Lappan at Beauchamp)

Unfortunately, the Pommy captain from Randy-Petes Gold stuck with Her Majesty at the toss and the Colts were out in the field. Short spells for the quicker men were going to be the order of the day and Lappan (who at the start of the day was on a total for 4 fantasy points from 3 rounds) continued his tight lines from last week from one end, whilst Skins honed in on the stumps from the other' but allow me to digress.

Much has been said recently about the friendliness of the Australian cricket team towards the Poms and pinpointing this as a reason for why they lost the Ashes. Personally, I don't believe that was the case. The Aussies played hard on the field and then shared a beer or four off the field. Cricket was most definitely the winner and, unfortunately, this time the Aussies were outplayed.

Those same qualities are found in each and every member of the Colts team. Already the team is beginning to gel. The guys are ready to get stuck in and support their mates. Lift themselves and those around them. Continue to set high standards. Retain their spots in the team. Put pressure on those in higher grades. Enjoy their cricket.

I'm sure you will all agree, there is hardly a better feeling than coming out, playing well and beating Randwick-Petersham. They are a good grade club and play hard cricket. I, however, wouldn't be jumping at the opportunity to provide any of them with a character reference. Jim Cattlin, who is giving up his time this season to provide assistance at Beauchamp, was left no alternative but to manage scoring, updating the scoreboard, organising drinks and a variety of other tasks whilst the Gordon boys were out on the field. There was no voluntary assistance offered by the Randwick-Petersham captain or his team.

Incidentally, I was very pleased with the way that the boys handled numerous decisions that went against the Colts in the first session of the day. Although there were a few choice words (nothing like Lappan's outburst last week), everyone kept their composure and continued to plug away.

With umpires from the opposition adjudicating on LBW's and catches down the leg side, decisions can often appear to favour the batting side ' especially when Skins had numerous deliveries that appeared very adjacent' but back to the game.

After the quicks had been denied many good shouts for LBW and a couple of catches as well, it was the spin combination of Ranney and Marvell that began to apply the pressure. Ranney continued to bowl tight lines, but failed to pick up a wicket. It was Marvz that struck twice before the long break ' good catches to the opening combination of Weaver and Legge - and Skins picked up a third to put the Colts in a very respectable position with Randy-Petes 3/108 from the 40 overs.

(Sam Ranney in action)

After the break it was the Lappan and Marvz show with the 'Moon Tan' Lappan breaking his pre-Christmas wicket drought. As he constantly assured his captain, once the first comes, the rest just follow. And they did.

Marvz took a specky in close on the off-side and then was granted an easy one the following over ' both from Lappan. He then chose to do it all himself in his final over, knocking poles every which way, before coming off for a spell. Marvz was then given another opportunity by his skipper to clean up the remaining wickets.

As skipper of Colts, leading (and collating) the Fantasy League, rumours must be rife around the club at the moment. Marvell, already well over 200 points and only into his second game, is priced well below market value ' at $40,000 ' and is looking a considerably better buy than that one-hit wonder priced (appropriately) at $70,000. A trade for Craig Knight ($30,000), as he ships off to Perth, during the Christmas trading period would certainly be on the cards.

I thought I should lay my cards on the table.

Kelly (captain), Kenner, Knight, Bombas, Longhurst. Hugh potential, PG's games, 1st grade one-dayers, proven wicket takers. An outstanding top 5.

(The Millar fantasy league captain Matt Kelly)

Medcalf, Cubbage. Match winners and (hopefully) PG's superstars.

Rosen. Surely plenty more catches this season.

Archer, Ling, Thomlinson, Mahaffey. Lethal with the ball in their respective grades. PG's potential as well.

Only $850,000 and nearly all have had strong performances yet again this week. Keep it up boys.

Pity Marvell wasn't around when the fantasy teams were being picked. I don't have the added incentive to bowl him from one end all day' but I digress.

JRJ, eager to get his hands on the leather and prove to the selectors that he should be picked in 5th grade or higher, bowled a sustained line and length and was rewarded with two quality wickets and the miserly figures of 2/9 from 7 overs.

Marvz, the man of the moment, took yet another catch off JRJ, before picking up the final couple of wickets and taking a well earned rest in the sheds.

Randy-Petes were bundled out for 186 and everyone had forgotten about the heat. The constant stream of wickets was a sure fire way to put the discomfort behind us.

Weaver (20*) and Legge (8*) saw the Colts through to stumps and have set up a good platform to build on next week. 0/28 chasing 186. The job isn't over. Not by a long-shot. But good inroads have been made.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

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Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 06/07

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 06/07

The Poidevin Gray Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 21 years of age.

The Poidevin Gray matches are played on a Sunday and is generally played over 7 rounds with a final for the top two placed teams.

For the PG schedule go to Fixtures.

Poidevin Gray match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

Poidevin Gray Report vs Penrith

Poidevin Gray Report vs Penrith

Poidevin Gray Report vs Penrith

Penrith 7-249 (Amir 3-45, Richtor 2-16) 'defeated' Gordon 4-169 (Bombas 60, Richtor 60*) on run rate.

(Reece Bombas in action)

A Gordon U21 side dripping with talent had high expectations as the boys fastened their e-tags and got ready to kick off the PG campaign at Howell Oval on Sunday. Everyone was well prepared to hit the ground running as we lined up for Rd 1 against Penrith, although in hindsight some training on how to get onto the M2 and where to find the elusive M7 might have been worthwhile!

Skipper Matt Makepeace inspected the deck and decided that it would be a good toss to lose. Fortunately or unfortunately, he managed to call correctly and allowed Penrith to bat. Josh Ling was fantastic and finished his 10 over opening stint with 0-18, with Nick Medcalf, Elliot Richtor and Umayr Amir all contributing to contain the top order to 2-40 off 21 overs.

A slight drop in intensity during the middle section, however, cost Gordon dearly as Penrith set about building a platform from which to launch. Despite solid bowling and fielding in the latter stages, it was always going to be difficult to contain the boys from the West as they took full advantage of wickets in hand to smash 96 off the last 10 and compile 7-249 from their 50 overs. Amir finished with 3-45 off 9 and Richtor 2-16 off 8.

(Elliot Richtor in action)

During the lunch break, as Gordon reflected on the importance of staying switched on for the full 50 overs, skipper Peace (along with the coach!) would have been wise to reflect on the importance of understanding the bowling restrictions on our U19 contingent. Let's hope Richtor will be allowed to finish his 10 next time and Reece Bombas will never ever be called upon for a 2-over spell again (a decision with which selector Wilson apparently was not entirely comfortable')

The chase started badly for Gordon and, at 2-4 after the first over, a slight dent in the Stags' confidence might have been understandable. But Bombas (60) and Richtor (60*) were outstanding as they raced along at 5 an over and laid the foundations for a victory. It was sensible batting with an unmistakable degree of urgency that allowed Gordon to make its way into a commanding position (4-169 off 35 overs) when the rain came.

If the fairest system of deciding rain affected games had been used, Gordon would be sitting pretty on 6 points after Rd1. Unfortunately, due to the technical difficuluties of running the stats needed for the Duckworth Lewis system, the SCA still uses run rate in PGs' and the Stags were caught 6 runs behind where we needed to be.

There was no doubt that the signs are seriously promising for the rest of the season, with both selector Wilson and the coach agreeing that a platinum performance is surely just around the corner'

Reidy

 

Second Grade Match Reports 06/07

Second Grade Match Reports 06/07

The Second Grade team plays for The Albert Cup.

All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants. Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the Second grade schedule go to Fixtures

Second Grade match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14

2nd Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham

For the 2nd grade Stags, an apt name considering the second rate individuals that occupy the XI, the season was over, but by no means was that a deterring factor for the round 15 fixture against the joint venture of Randy-Petes. With regular captain Howitt Jnr. on the "to be repaired list"

(Emile "Emily" van Schalkwyk in action at Petersham)

Livermore was to take over the reigns and lead the side for the second time this year. His introduction as captain saw a change of fortunes at the coin toss, as he won the toss and elected to bat first. It would have been an interesting contest if Howitt was at the coin flip, as the Randwick-Petersham captain had a record of 1 win from 12 tosses coming into the battle. Hoppa boasts a similar record.

Livermore and his 93rd opening partner for the year, Nick Medcalf, displayed good patience and ability at the opening of day 1. Both Reg and Medders got to 20 before the former was bowled around his legs, much to the delight of a smiling Cupcake, and Medcalf spooned a simple catch to mid-on.

Throughout the day it was a tough grind. The pitch was low and slower, and the order of the day was for batsman to lose patience and play rash shots rather than good balls getting out batsman. Field settings were placed according to this strategy. The run rate never even teased the 3 per over mark all day. It was probably the slowest day I've ever played in.

(Neil Longhurst at Petersham) 

However a procession of wickets fell due to some tired batting, or lapses in concentration. Bomber was run-out, JOF was caught at mid-wicket, Cake was trapped in front, as was Higgins, and Longers was caught behind. Although we batted a considerable part of day 1, the innings never really got off the ground. Jeremy "I see you Jerry Jerry" Cashman was the only batsman to show the required amount of concentration. He score 46 off probably 170 balls.

103 of which he would have smoked to either mid-off or cover. He would have easily scored 130 at Killara or Chatswood. But we were at Petersham, and 46 was his total before he was caught at cover. The tail was wrapped up quite quickly bar Dave Michael who struck a relatively rapid 20 not out.

Gordon all out 187.

With 6 overs to bowl, our plan was clear. Take 1 or 2 wickets and we're front runners come next Saturday. With one of their players moving up to 1st grade the following week, and his replacement being a number 11, the make-shift opener was able to swing from the hip and obviously had noting to lose. His bludgeoning of all bowlers was incredible considering the previous 86 overs that had taken place before the onslaught. He would have hit probably 45 of the total of 51 before stumps were called.

(The great man Ed Howitt Jnr at Petersham)

Randwick-Petersham 0 - 51

Day 2, and with the return of Howitt, replacing Dane Tills in the back row the 2nd graders felt a sense of belief that this could be our day. Emile Whatever took the first wicket of the day removing the incumbent in the 3rd over of the day.

1-52

With a superb opening partnership of Julie"Hahn" Stephenson and Emily, pressure was building from both ends. An essential component to the fantastic start we were to deliver. Longhurst, fresh from giving everybody a verbal for the past 6 months, was introduced into the attack and with immediate success. The last ball of his first over was wide and on a length.

The number 3 smoked probably the shot of the match through backward point, were a surprised Howitt Jnr was waiting at gully. Seeing the ball go in his direction and evidently scared, the hoax dove full length to his right in an attempt to avoid being hit. Somehow the ball slipped, or more accurately cannoned into his right claw and it stuck. A candidate for the catch of the year. JOF will never field at gully again.

Another Longhurst over passed and his following saw a loose drive catch the edge to be held by the waiting hands of the devil, O'Neill-Fuller.

(They are ready. The slips field at Petersham)

3-60

A mistimed pull shot and a diving catch from D. Michael at mid-on saw Gordon well on top in the first session with the score sitting on 4-68. From there it was the same story as so many other games this year for the 2 graders. 3 missed chances which should have been taken cost us in a partnership of 80 odd - the biggest of the match.

The Cake was re-introduced and claimed a scalp which briefly kept us entertained but with 20 runs to paly with and 5 wickets to take, the game had gone and Randwick Petersham passed us 5 down.

Randy-Petes declared once they had surpassed our mediocre 187 and gave us another stint in the middle. We lost 5-79 in our second dig, but it's not a true reflection of the game I feel. We called the game a about 5pm and it was time to shake some hands and head off into the city to experience the colours, the lights, and the homosexuality that Sydney is renowned for'or is that New Orleans?

The highlight of my day had come a few hours before Mardi Gras, when 3 young kids of the tender age of 10 came up to myself and Dave Michael. Wait, I'm going somewhere with this. One of the kids asked Dave and I if anyone famous was playing, and I decided to tell the kids how good I was at everything and that I've got a NSW contract. I was a hero for 8 minutes. For some reason Len Bombas told them Dave Michael was Waratahs fullback Peter Hewitt.

(Matt Michael against Randwick Petersham)

Anywho, one of the kids removed his Australian ODI cap and asked me to sign it. I laughed to myself and felt sorry for this mislead youth and told him that I shouldn't. I went back into the sheds for Reg's rant and then went back outside to grab myself a refreshment where I was met by my new legion of 3 fans. I was asked once again to sign the young lads cap. How could I say no? Say I signed it Nathan Bracken. Well, not really, but I did sign my own name.

Last game for the year for the most of us against north shore rivals Northern Districts. Let's get 6 grades up.

PS. Tiddles horse (Gently Bentley) is a hoax.

Missy

2nd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 13

2nd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 13

2nd Grade report vs Bankstown

The Stags second graders arrived for their first match at Chatswood oval in a long time. And what a beautiful setting it was. Upon inspection on the first morning, there seemed to be a fair bit of moisture and a definite green tinge to the wicket which has yielded many runs this season. Consequently, captain Howitt won the toss (wonders will never cease) and the Stags were in the field, hoping to make the most of the conditions.

(The JOF cover drive)

The new ball bowlers Durie and the man with the most unpronounceable surname in grade cricket, van Shalkwyk (he has been conducting lessons on how to pronounce it phonetically) toiled hard and were disappointed to see the lack of response from a wicket it was hoped would offer some assistance. A number of sharp chances were put down in the first session, a factor that would prove very costly in the context of the game as it progressed.

Two such chances were offered by a young fellow named Etteridge. I remembered the name. Good allrounder' I think he has scored a hundred in at least one other encounter I've been involved in. surely it wouldn't happen again today?? Time would tell.

Captain Howard  Howitt seemed to be struggling in the field a little. You might describe his movement as sluggish compared to the normal gazelle like pace which normally exemplifies his fielding. A quick query was thrown his direction from a concerned teammate, and it was revealed he had torn a muscle in his foot. (I don't know how one does that either, mind you). Our leader and only spinner was battling, with a Chatswood wicket drying out and becoming flatter by the minute. It could be a long day.

(The Nick Dowsley cover drive)

The middle session saw some inspired bowling from Matt Michael, who toiled hard and deserved more than the 2-62 he finished the day with. This session also saw Howitt show great ticker to bowl through the majority of the session from the 'Artarmon' end (as described by Dick Huey when recounting the feats of the 1970-something final winning side), to keep the pressure on the Dogs and keep the Stags within reach. The tea break arrived and the Dogs were 4-220 odd. And that bloke Etteridge was still there.

The final session saw Gordon adopt a more defensive approach to try and limit the total for the run chase next week. Medcalf carried out the plan well and finished with an impressive 4-79. One of those wickets was that of Etteridge, with about 30 mins to play. He had plundered 184 quality runs to all parts of Chatswood in a superb knock.

The dogs finished at 8-366. The preparation for the run chase was already underway.

The second Saturday saw bright sunshine and even brighter smiles on the faces of both teams as we enjoyed observing some of the locals out for their early morning exercise. Even young Andy Falk was impressed. 'Reg' Livermore and volunteer opener Nick Dowsley opened up for the Stags and had negotiated their way to about 7 mins before lunch, when they both fell with the score on 98, in successive balls., with Reg having just brought up his 50. A solid start I think the skipper would have taken at the start of the day, but it typified the starts that most of the order were to get, without anyone really going on.

(The Nick Medcalf cover drive)

Cashman and young Reece Bombas got through to lunch, and then pushed on to midway through the middle session. Cashy played over the top of the newest wicket taking delivery, the 'slow, straight rock'. (Cake had used one of these to remove Mosman captain Marty Hayward a round earlier). O'Neill-Fuller joined Bombas and slowly but surely started to push the scoring rate and build towards the Bankstown total with positive strokes and good running. Just as there was no question that they were starting to assert the ascendancy, Bombas fell to the off spinner who was persisting from the Artarmon end, for a mature and well constructed 55. Medcalf joined JOF and the pair continued the climb towards the 367 for victory, and congratulated themselves in making it to 5-300, with 6 an over required for the remaining overs. Things were under control.

Then, the game took another twist, as this wonderful game of ours tends to do. Medcalf facing, and strikes a lovely straight drive back down the pitch. The arm of the 6'lots' bowler was thrown out to attempt the catch but only succeeded in deflecting the ball onto the stumps at the bowlers end to run JOF out for 70.

O'Neill-Fuller's prolonged pause before departing summed up the situation.

(and yes...the Damon Livermore cover drive)

Enter Howitt, already eyeing off the short square boundary to the railway side as he strode to the crease. He and Medcalf continued the assault and had their team mates enthralled and on the edges of their seats as the looked like pulling off a great victory. Howitt took 18 off one of his opposition off-spinners overs, which I'm sure brought a smile to his face. The Departure of Medcalf trying to force the pace even further and then that man with the unpronounceable surname the very next ball, Gordon were teetering at 9-340 odd, still with 26 to get. Who had done all the damage for the Bulldogs I hear you ask?? That's right, that bloke Etteridge. (told you he was a good all-rounder).

Howitt was last to fall with the score on 342, to a catch in the deep just metres from the fence. The Dogs had dug deep to defend their total and effectively put an end to the Stags finals campaign.

A brilliant game of cricket, with some great performances. The free beers were had in good spirits at the close of play. 2 rounds to go with Club Champ points and pride on the line. The season is far from over.

JOF

2nd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 12

2nd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 12

2nd Grade vs Mosman

The Stags 2nd XI arrived at Rawson Oval with the intention of making amends for the previous week's performance against Easts.We were greeted by the Cheshire cat himself, Jimmy Cameron. Gleefully smiling upon completion of his latest artwork ' 22 yards of dirt and weeds.

Jules working hard for early poles

With reports during the week in the local Mosman rag about the inconsistent state of the wicket, the Stags were hoping that a win at the coin toss might give us a glimmer of hope in controlling our destiny. Once again, Ed 'The Dunce' Howitt lost the toss and the Stags were sent in. The wicket looked flat with a hint of grass. If we could get through the 1st hour unscathed, we believed we could put the opposition under pressure by posting a decent total.

Damon 'Reg' Livermore and his 9th opening partner of the season, Matt 'Cupcake' Michael, strutted to the crease. Cake looked in great touch; smoking his 1st ball to the cover fence. Was this a sign of greatness? Maybe not, the Cake missed a straight one and was out LBW.

Jon Fuller (John O'Neil-Fuller), as he is known on the Lower North Shore, entered the arena and was personally greeted by all 11 of the Mosman players. Pumps didn't last long, edging an angled delivery to 2nd slip. Reg played some nice leg glances before he smashed one to the keeper attempting his 1st offside shot for the season. The wicket continued to seam around with the new ball.

Once again, the Stags were 3 for not many. Jerry Cashman and Nick 'Digger' Dowsley steadied the sinking ship. They batted with maturity, kept it simple and worked the singles accordingly. Rotating the strike and hitting the loose one was crucial at this stage. Dowlsey scored a patient 15, which doesn't sound much but he de-buffed the ball and flattened the seam.

Reece Bombas looked solid and tight. He batted within himself to see off former stag and usual 1st grader Adlam. Bomber and Cashy played well under the conditions. Cashman particularly liked the spin of Maxi Raynor's old mate Issey Gray, bombing 2 consecutive 6's. Cashman's 30 was also integral, putting the Stags in a position where we could finally bat with some intent.

Bombas once again made it look easy, did all the hard work until he was on 49 and decided to late cut one straight to the keeper. Medcalf, who has worked hard on his batting at practice, paced himself nicely. He played some nice drives, worked the ball off his pads well including a flick over midwicket for 6 bits.

With 7 overs to go, we had built a platform from which we could launch an attack.

We accelerated, sent the cherry to the fence regularly but more importantly we ran extremely well between wickets. Higgins and Howitt were great examples of pushing the fielders to the limit. Medcalf remained not out on 50.

With 210 on the board, we thought we were in for a real shot especially as the outfield was slow and the wicket seamed around for the duration.

We were up against a Mosman side, which were coming 4th on the table and boasted a quality batting line up. Jules down for the week from 1st grade and Emile, impressing at the Greengate after the Blacktown game, were the new ball pairing.

If only you made it up to the Greengate Reg - look what it has done for Emile!!

Jules bowled extremely well, beating the bat on numerous occasions. Emile, on debut, bowled great areas (in-between chatting to his fan club on the fine leg fence) regularly hitting the seam. He finished with 3-21: a great start to his 2nd grade career.

We kept it tight with everyone fielding well and bowlers doing the business. Howitt, Cupcake and JOF took some good catches. Higgins' confidence continued to rise, taking 3 good grabs including a 'hanger' in front of 1st slip. We were right on top, but we knew we had to continue to grind away and break through a solid Mosman line up.

With the dismissal of Haywood, one rolling through the gate, Howitt exclusively thanked the groundsman. Medcalf, probably didn't bowl his best but his figures proved otherwise, claiming 4 '24. Adlam came and went thanks to a great catch to the Cake at point. We had the double bonus point in sight. At 7 '65 the Stags went a bit quiet in the field - maybe we just expecting it to happen?? The Mosman tail batted with some intent and luck fell their way, once again Jules beating the bat on numerous occasions and catches not going to hand.

With Stephenson Snr lurking with the camera, hoping the capture the moment of the double bonus point'. It was not to be. We missed out on the double bonus point by only a handful of runs but, with Howitt taking a great driving catch to wrap up the innings, we did enough to gain a bonus point. This, after being 3 for not many earlier in the day, ended up being a great effort by all 11 Stags.

Justifying the selectors' faith - Emile takes 3 top wickets

The song was performed with gusto. A great song, sung by a great team of men. A lot of players in the club enjoy playing in the 2nd X1. It's a team with a lot of love between us. Reg and Missy were even seen to be exchanging numbers after the game.

Well done to all grades. A great day for the club and another $1000 on the bar at the Greengate Hotel. If I only knew where the Grengate was'

Yours in Cricket,

Reginald

2nd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 11 (Day 1)

2nd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 11 (Day 1)

The much anticipated 2nd Grade Report

Captain Howitt reiterated the importance of this match against easts in the context of our season during the warm up.

The rest of the side reiterated the importance of winning the toss and batting on what looked like a great Killara wicket, on a blistering hot day. Sure enough, the coin toss gods continued to frown upon Howitt and the Stags were in the field.

No mention of this in the report?

The first session saw some brilliant bowling from the 3 medium pacers, Durie, Medcalf and Michael. 2 late breakthroughs saw the Stags go to lunch with 2 Easts wickets in the bag, the product of some persistence with both ball and in the field.

It would be fair to say we were also happy with the runrate, less than 3, which is unheard of at Killara.

The second session saw two contrasting hours. The 3 aforementioned bowlers, again continued to toil in the heat, and between them claimed another 5 Easts scalps within the first hour after lunch. Easts 7-120. However, the heat and flattening wicket gradually started to take it's toll, and the most intelligent batting of the day saw them still 7 down at tea, with a sizable partnership building.

It would be remiss of me not to mention here the amazing spread that is turned out, week in week out for tea, by Marea Michael and friends. Many agree it is rivalling the best in grade cricket at the moment, as evidenced by the empty trays and plates at the conclusion of the 20 min break.

The aim in the final session was to wrap the innings up quickly, with our target being 230. The injection of young Chris Archer into the attack proved a stroke of genius, one of a few from Howitt through the day, and our goal was more or less achieved with Easts all out for 231.

"Cuppy" Michael picks up an Easts' pole

12 overs remaining in the day saw the Stags confident we could etch away at the total, however the Easts bowlers had other ideas, utilising the new ball and deteriorating pitch to the utmost, claiming 3 Gordon wickets in the short spell. At 3-25 at stumps, with a little over 200 to chase down, the game hangs in the balance. However, Easts wont be counting on the desire of this group of boys to continue our roll and momentum towards semi-finals.

JOF

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9

2nd Grade Report vs Penrith

A trip to Howell Oval was exactly what the pedometers on the 2nd graders didn't need. With a little bit of rain in the air, and some strangely damp areas surrounding the wicket there would be a delayed start. It was evident that the toss was crucial. More so than in previous rounds. Howitt has nothing short of a pathetic record at the coin toss. Many people say the coin toss is a good test of character. I couldn't agree more. With there being a lengthy delay before ball one, the Stags sat in the dressing room and talked life. With the likes of O'Neill-Fuller, Livermore etc. life couldn't be any more complex... nay bizarre. The topics ranged from how the people who work in toll booths get to work, to camping with Jordan Holmes. A large portion of the 11 had been certain the game would be called of for the day, and perhaps this was evident in the way Gordon performed on Day 1.

Hoppa comes to the rescue in the first dig

Needless to say Gordon was sent in, and there was trouble from the outset. Cashman, Michael, Livermore, Dowsley, Bombas, O'Neill-Fuller and Higgins were dismissed early and cheaply seeing the scoreboard read 7-43. Hoppa and Medcalf salvaged some pride and helped take the score to 120 before we were all out. Old maid "fingers" on the scoreboard at Howell was loving every minute of the black cats bowling as he gave the no look flick of the fingers to produce perfect numbers every time in the wickets column. Brilliant score board attending. Huey needs to take note.

With around 35 overs still to be bowled in the day, Gordon was confident of being in a strong position by the end of day 1. To Penrith's credit they batted much, much better than us on a difficult batting wicket. Medcalf and Dowsley did have some success taking a wicket each - all be it due to some of the worst and according to Michael dishonest wicket keeping seen since Christopher Skase donned the gloves for the Majorca XI. Medcalf was the first to strike after receiving some sound advice from his drinking buddy Craig Simmons. He caught the edge of the left handed opening bat, Beadle, only for Higgins to drop the catch with his hands and then catch it in the flap of his right pad.

O'Neil-Fuller lets another delivery pass

Dowsley then bowled perhaps the worst ball of the day to nip the edge of the other openers slashing bat. The ball slowly descended in the direction of the keeper's gloves and it was certainly touch and go whether or not it carried. Higgins was quite confident it had carried - as was the square leg umpire, however whether Higgins was using the "two bounces - kick up - one hand" ruling is still unknown. Either way the score finished on 2-99 at the close of play.

Day 2 brought about much the same sort of weather as 7 days prior. The stags were keen for rain and a draw, however it was not to be and we started on time. Stephenson and Hokin opened the bowling and bowled straight lines to restrict Penrith to a rather sluggish run rate considering the context of the game. The 20 odd runs needed for first innings point were passed without the loss of any further wickets and came after 7-8 overs. Two direct hit run-outs from Higgins and Stephenson got the boys a little excited as evident from the wicket keepers trousers, and after Hokin claimed an LBW, Penrith declared with a 23 run lead. With 9 overs before lunch the plan was simple. NO wickets down at lunch and then maybe we could give them a target to chase after tea.

Lunch came and "fingers" had the score at 4-10. Our day was done, and we were now playing for pure survival. Michael who now boasts the record of 4 ducks from his last 5 trips to the crease had an extremely interesting round. After being bowled in the first innings and not hitting a ball, perhaps his plan should have been to use the bat to hit the red thingy coming at him. Alas, he was clean bowled again in the second dig ' again without hitting a ball. I believe he faced 9 balls for the match. Without hitting one of them. Howitt Snr. Wishes me to inform that during the lunch break he spilt a beetroot across his creams. Top match for the Christmas Cake.

Dowsley smokes one through wide mid-off

4-10 soon became 5-12 after JOF was caught in the gully. Bombas was dropped soon after by 3rd slip and the score could have been 6-13... However the catch was grassed and the score rocketed to 5-17. Cashman, the man with the most beautiful smile in grade cricket, along with "Sundry" Bombas saved the game for the stags with a 120 run stand. Bombas fell on 43, but it was the Man-Cash who stood up on a tough deck against some really controlled bowling. His textbook throw downs cover drive was ever present on his way to century number 9 for Gordon. He ended up on 110* thanks to a couple of tough drops by the keeper and a mix-up between point and cover point when on 91. Other than that a flawless innings. The rope in his cricket kit courtesy of Sherman was subsequently cut up.

The game was called with 10 or so overs to play and the score on 7-160 odd.

6 very important points to the black cats, and 0 to the Stags. But at 5-12, still needing 11 to make Penrith bat again, it could have been far worse. We almost gifted Penrith 10 points, and had it not been for Cashman and Bombas it would have been a different story. Credit must go to Penrith who completely outplayed us in every aspect of the game.

Merry XMAS.... I've asked Santa for a home game. Fingers crossed

Higgo

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8

2nd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8

Stags bite the Sharks

2nd Grade travelled to Caringbah looking to avenge the disappointing loss to Parramatta the previous week. A new wicket-keeper with an odd haircut, a much anticipated pre-match soccer contest and a punctual John O'Neill-Fuller were a few of the fresh changes that would hopefully get the Stags' season back on track. Some things never change however, as the bottom five won the match convincingly and Howitt lost the coin toss. With a bit of grass on the surface it wasn't a bad toss to lose and line and length bowling would be the key to success.

Another big score for Smokin' Hokin

Jordy (Jordan Holmes) opened the bowling with Medcalf and both bowled good lines to frustrate the batsmen and keep the runs to a minimum. After a quick word to Howitt at the top of his mark, Medcalf threw in a slower ball and found the edge of the flashy opener's bat with Reg taking a regulation catch at slip. Dowsley replaced Medcalf from the McDonalds end with immediate success, taking the edge of the Sharks' dangerous looking captain and setting up a solid hour for the Stags. Jordy and Dowsley continued to toil away and were unlucky not to pick up more wickets for themselves, as they beat the bat on numerous occasions with good pace and bounce.

The skipper (Ed Howitt) inserted himself into the game with immediate success, forcing the struggling opener Williams into a rash, lofted shot to mid-on. This was a big wicket for Gordon, as Williams was the man replacing JOF's close mate Phil 'Jaquesy' Jaques in the 1st grade squad for week 2. Apparently Phil and John were old cricket or school friends somewhere down the track. Howitt reminded us that it wasn't only JOF with famous mates, as Dylan Connell seems to have quite close friendships with TJ, Sully and Lambos just to name a few.

The skipper was always good at musical statues

Blinga (Josh Ling) and Jordy joined the party after the drinks break and deservedly picked up a wicket each after tying the Sutherland batsmen down and forcing them into error. Enter Rod 'Smokin, Hokey Pokey, Rocket' Hokin. Rocket continued his excellent form this season by picking up two wickets at a vital time for the team. His leg-spin was controlled and he bowled with good flight and variation.

The clouds rolled in and the heavens opened up in the afternoon, forcing an early finish to proceedings on Day 1. Sutherland were 7/260 odd.

Going into Day 2, the Stags knew that quick wickets were needed, and any score under 300 was the target set by Skipper Howitt. The day really belonged to Rocket, as he picked up another 2 wickets and threw down the stumps in what he regarded as a 'regulation' run-out.

An interesting talking point during the breaks in play was the large, banana-like object protruding from the pants of Missy (Ian Higgins). After debating whether it was the biggest box we have ever seen, Missy assured us that it was probably time he put safety first and went out and bought a box for himself this week- I'm sure if you ask him nicely, Mitch might personally fit it for you Missy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of the most lethal combinations in Sydney Grade Cricket - Missy, Mitch and the Banana

Chasing 299 for victory, 2nds started the chase well, with Reg (Damon Livermore) and Cashy (Jeremy Cashman) leading us into battle. After looking good early, Cashy fell to a sharp catch at gully. Reece Bombas joined Reg and together they kept the runs flowing, with Reg in particular continuing his purple patch of form with a well-made half century. Wickets continued to fall and soon Nick Dowsley joined Rocket in the middle for what would be a match-winning partnership. Looking for some much needed time in the middle, Dowsley hammered cover drives and sweep shots at will and re-established the form that scored him so many runs last season. Rocket was equally punishing, cutting and driving the spinners to all parts of the ground. With only 20 runs or so to win, Dowsley fell to the toiling leg-spinner and was out for 78- an impressive and well-timed knock. Rocket was joined by Medcalf who guided Rocket to his hundred and the Stags to the Sharks' total. It was a big win for the team and the club, as Sutherland have traditionally been a strong outfit in the higher grades. It was also good to see the Stags move up the table in the Club Championship- keep up the good work everyone.

Watching big partnerships unfold is always exciting for the other players watching from the grandstand, but it also leaves a bit of spare time to tell stories or play games. In between signing petitions, naming 10 parts of the body that are only 3 letters in length, naming the 3 European states that end in the letter 'o', or hearing about Reg's good friend and shopping partner 'Fat Shazza', Jordy Holmes' stories really take the cake, but I refuse to go there now- ask Choppy if you're really interested.

After doing some research I realised that Rocket has now scored 3 hundreds in his last 8 innings for Gordon. He has also taken around 10 wickets for the season and is probably one of the most under-bowled and underrated players at the club. If I have learnt anything from my university education over the past 3 years, it's that you should always acknowledge your sources when repeating information - lest it be plagiarism - so I would like to take this opportunity to thank Rod for providing me with those stats for the report- cheers Rocket.

From the Hokin personal collection of memorabilia

2nds will travel to Howell next week to tackle the Panthers in what will be an extremely important game in the context of our season.

Remember one thing Gordon,

'Winning isn't everything''' it's the only thing'

Muppet Medcalf

2nd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

2nd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7

2nd Grade upset loss to Parramatta

Day 1

After skipper Howitt won the toss and elected to bat, the long 2nd grade batting list was keen to get some runs on the board. Amazingly, for the third game in four, only half the lineup was required as Brad Razool, Damon Livermore and Rod Hokin all showed their class and plundered the Parramatta attack. Players such as Cashman, Dowsley and Longhurst once again watched on from the pavilion.

The Dazzler celebrates in his own chilled out way

Brad's innings may be described as masterful, sublime or epic, yet those simple, powerful words fail to adequately describe his feats. He amassed 236 runs off 244 balls, with 32 boundaries and 2 sixes, in a phenomenal 6 hours of concentration. It was an innings of extreme class, with many runs scored along the ground with exquisite timing. He broke a number of records. Most notably, it was the highest score ever by a grade batsmen, breaking the previous record of A.E. Carroll of 228* in 1906. Furthermore, he was only the 2nd player ever to score two double centuries for the club, alongside the great Charlie Macartney, and was the only player to ever do this in one season. At the tender age of 19, one wonders what other records Brad has in his sights.

Remarkably, Brad only gave two chances in his innings, both rather comical. First, he was close to being run out after celebrating almost too extravagantly after reaching his double hundred and then later, he was again almost run out when completing his record breaking 229th run after dropping his bat whilst turning for a second and resorting to a baseball style slide into his crease.

The supporting roles played by Damon and Rod can't be forgotten. Coming off an unbeaten century the previous week, Damon continued his great from and scored a solid 84, and was unfortunate not to score back to back centuries. With his wily experience, Damon knew his innings wasn't enough to catch the eye of the photographers and proceeded to run onto the field after Brad's record breaking run to give his opening partner a handshake and get his picture on the website.

There I am... I'm the one next to The Dazzler

Rod started his innings rather nervously as he saw off the last few overs before tea, but from then on played a devastating innings, with many powerful shots straight off the spinners. He effortlessly amassed his first century of the season and could well have scored many more had the declaration not been announced with the score 3 for 432.

We had 7 overs at the youthful Parramatta openers at the end of the day, and riding high on the euphoria created by Brad's efforts, we were confident of claiming a couple of scalps. Unfortunately, none of the bowlers were allowed to settle and a dropped catch meant Parramatta ended the day at 0-32, a mere 400 runs behind.

Day 2

You can't lose with that many runs, can you? Surely only the weather could stop us from claiming six points, or maybe even ten. Wrong. We lost. It was extremely disappointing that the superb individual efforts on day one were wasted a week later. Frankly, Brad, Rod and Damon deserved better.

All the bowlers toiled hard, with Holmes and Hokin impressive, yet in contrast, the fielding was shocking and a real disappointment. We dropped a further 8 catches and missed a couple of run out chances. Even when Parramatta were 8-300, the game still seemed well beyond the reach of our opposition, and this was reflected in our relaxed, over confident attitude. They eventually passed our total 8 down, with a few overs left in the day.

 

 

 

 

 

The Dazzler and his more than capable understudy, Rocket, on his way to a flawless century

It seemed that we had too many runs of the board. I seriously believe if we were defending 350 or even less we probably would have won the game. Every time a chance went down we simply shrugged it off and waited for the next chance to come. By the time we realized that we may actually lose the game it was too late and we were punished. We must learn from this.

The 2nd day performance was embarrassing and to put it simply, we have to improve. We have a target to reach before Christmas, and despite this setback, it is still achievable.

We owe it to ourselves to bounce back next weekend, so let's do it

Dowse

2nd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 6

2nd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 6

2nd Grade Match Report ' Round 6 v Wests

A determined Gordon side looking to make up for the disappointment of the previous drawn game against Fairfield-Liverpool, rolled up to Pratten Park on Saturday morning to find the ground in superb condition and weather fit for a perfect days cricket. The pitch looked flat and with no clouds in the sky, it goes without saying that Hoppa lost the toss and the Stags were out in the field first.

(John O'Neill Fuller hits the turf) 

Yet another new new-ball attack in Josh Ling and the in-form debutant Umayr Amir bowled well without much luck early on, the Wests openers chancing their arms and this was summed up with a flick of the wrist by the Wests opener ( a la Gilchrist) into the seating on the short point boundary.

Despite Ed Howitt and Neil Longhurst dragging the run-rate back a little, drinks came at 0-70 off 14 overs and Wests looking in a strong position to take the game away from us. Whether it was drinks, the minute's rememberance silence or John O'Neill-Fuller's chirping at the young left-hander, but Hoppa picked him up thanks to a smart catch at mid-wicket by Damon Livermore diving forward. Two overs later Longhurst picked up the number 3 caught by Brad Rasool as the ball lifted and nipped away just brushing the glove as he defended forward. I don't care what anybody says, it was 'a pearler!' 2-80 off 20 and it was a different game.

(Josh Ling goes to the skies) 

Nick Dowsley and Matt Michael were both successfully introduced into the attack, with Digger picking up the obligatory wicket with that 'heavy' short ball well caught again by Reg at mid-wicket, and Cupcake coaxing a feathered edge to Rasool from one that left the batsman. With numbers 5 and 6 getting themselves established and looking to up the momentum of the innings once again, Longers was re-introduced and picked up both of them in his more familiar line of burglary ' caught at long-off ' both well taken by the Cake and Jeremy Cashman to make it 6-165. Dowsley finished his 10 straight for great figures of 1-29, and Longhurst also bowled out with 3-53.

Michael (2-40 from 10) and Howitt re-entered the fray at opposite ends to pick up another wicket apiece with catches from Digger and Longers respectively, whilst keeping the run-rate down, and coupled with superb direct hit run-outs from JOF and Waaaard the innings was brought to a close after 48.1 overs, with 197 runs scored. The team effort in the field was superb with 8 guys taking a catch or a run-out, and everyone contributing in some shape or form which was an excellent effort on a very good batting pitch.

(Umayr Amir in action at Pratten)

Despite his excellent field placings, great run out and metronome-like figures of 2-19 from 8 overs, Howitt was also involved in possibly the worst piece of fielding ever witnessed. Shortly after the 9th wicket fell, the Wests tailender dropped the ball at his feet off Hoppa's bowling and set off for a quick single, alas managing to kick the ball when setting off straight to Hoppa with accuracy Steven Gerrard would have been proud of. Howitt then proceeded to swivel on a sixpence, a yard from the popping crease and bang in front of all three. He could have walked to the stumps, or even thrown it to The Dazzler at the other end. Instead he went for the underarm technique. And missed. Wasn't even close apparently. And it also cost us an overthrow as the Pom was actually on the fence for once where he was supposed to be down at long-off. Hoppa if you want to come and join in with the Green Shield guys for some fielding next week you're more than welcome, I'm sure Wilbur will mind the nets for you!

Despite only having a modest total to chase, we found ourselves at 2-54 at 15 overs with some accurate stuff from the Wests openers. (But what about) The Dazzler played round one and was trapped LBW for 4 and Cupcake caught at point off a leading edge trying to pump one over the square-leg fence for 19. However during this period Reg was looking solid as a rock steadily building his innings, and once he was joined by JOF there was no turning back. The pair added an unbeaten 144 for the 3rd wicket seeing us home in the 38th over to comfortably claim a bonus point. Reg scored runs all around the oval, the highlight being a huge 6 over long-on off the left-arm leggie.

JOF was extremely fluent from ball 1 and was particularly punishing off the back foot through the off side, and along with great running between the sticks they hardly gave Wests a sniff of their wickets. Reg ending with 101 from 126 balls with 12 fours and 2 sixes, and Pumps 56 from 60 with 8 boundaries.

A rip-roaring rendition of the song which shook the foundations of the temporary changing rooms, followed by the news from Tiddles that BIC had taken the last wicket in 4th grade to give us 6 out of 6 left a very happy and confident camp, knowing if we can keep to the skipper's target of what is now a minimum of 2 wins from our next 3 matches then we can really kick on after Christmas and cement our position within that top 6.

And finally ' is there anything in that we didn't train all week yet we won all 6 grades? Same again next week? Except for Hoppa and his underarm practice'

(Hi Mum, Its Neil here from down under)


Neil Longhurst

2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Round 5

2nd Grade Report vs Fairfield - Round 5

Second Grade vs. Fairfield-Liverpool

The Gordon second grade team arrived at Rosedale Oval sporting several new faces to the side that mauled Hawkesbury the previous week. An injured Ed Zelma came down from the top grade to play as a bat and Neil Longhurst was making his second grade debut after a good start to the season in 3's.

(Matt Michael at Rosedale)

We won the toss and batted on what would have to be one of the best tracks in Sydney at the moment. Rasool and Livermore opened up for the Stags and both began where they had left off the previous round; middling everything. Unfortunately for Reg, just like the previous week he chopped on after making a promising start. Rasool followed suit about half an hour before lunch for 23 after being given out LBW. Zelma and Michael batted really well together to get the Stags to lunch only 2 down. Their running between wickets in this period was exceptional and went a long way to setting up a good total later in the day.

Unfortunately half an hour into the second session with the score on about 110 we lost Ed Zelma for 24 to what was an average caught behind decision to say the least. Cashman joined Michael at the crease and proceeded to watch the Cake belt the loose ball all over Rosedale oval in what was an innings of high quality and class. In a partnership of 80-90 Cuppy would have hit at least 60 eventually bringing up his hundred just after the first drinks break in the middle session. His innings was characterized by aggressive running between wickets and trademark slaps to the fence; it was evident that the Fairfield side had no answer.

(Ed Howitt)

Cashman was dismissed for 27 just before the break bringing Hokin to the crease. Unfortunately for the Stags we lost Michael to a tired shot on 110 and then Nick Dowsely before the tea break leaving us 6 down for 210. Although we were still in a good position and we batted deep it was disappointing to lose so many wickets on the break and it's certainly something we will have to work on in the coming weeks.

Longhurst and Sweeney fell cheaply after the break which brought Howitt and Hokin together in the middle. These 2 batted really well; both finding the fence regularly. Hokin played some great cut shots that raced into the fence and Hoppa forced the ball brilliantly through extra cover. This partnership put Gordon back on track to reach 300, however we fell short at 289 after losing Hoppa then Hokin fairly close together; Hokin out for an important and entertaining 66. Fairfield got off to a good start against the new ball leaving Day 1 0-40 in pursuit of 289.

(Rod Hokin in action)

The following week however saw the weather, bocce and poker take over. Much to the disappointment of the Gordon side we started late, not just an hour late either. We started at 10 to 3. Long story short, Fairfield had 54 overs on Day 2 to score an additional 249 runs and the game was evenly poised.

Fairfield got off to another good start against the new ball pairing of Michael and Ling. Both however bowled really well in trying conditions and were unlucky not to breakthrough early. A dropped catch off Ling and some early errors in the field were not making our task any easier.

With the score 0-82, Howitt brought himself on with immediate results cleaning up the Fairfield opener. Hoppa is a guy that is perfectly suited to this situation and he proceeded to control the game from the moment he got the wet ball in his hands. He took the first 4 wickets for not many as Fairfield began unraveling after a good start. From the other end it is important to note that Neil Longhurst helped create a considerable amount of pressure by bowling a spell characterized by exceptional line and length; in his first game of 2's he was impossible to get away.

(Neil Longhurst)

Michael replaced Longers and got the next 2 wickets while Hoppa claimed his well deserved 5th . Unfortunately for the stags, with the score now at 7-150 the Fairfield boys shut up shop and focused on batting the remaining overs. Hoppa made several bowling changes in an effort to force the breakthrough however it was not to be; the Lions finishing 7-220 in pursuit of 289. All bowlers performed well and the fielding and catching was pleasing. Howitt finished 5-36 and Michael 2-65.

The drawn result was a disappointing way to end a game that had more potential; unfortunately though the weather cannot be helped. The second graders will go into next round confident of points after another good performance at Rosedale.

Jeremy Cashman

2nd Grade Report v Hawks - Round 4

2nd Grade Report v Hawks - Round 4

Second grade report v Hawks

DAY 1

With the promise of a 35 degree day, the captain was under immense pressure to win the toss and bat. He didn't, he tries to say a good toss to lose cause there was a bit in the wicket'the boys weren't having it. The Stags were in the field!!

(Brad Rasool at Killara)

Gordon bowled well for the opening session, particularly Ling and Medcalf, but dropped catches would prove costly (as they generally are). Lunch saw the Hawks in a good position only 2 wickets down with 120 on the board. Gordon only had themselves to blame and looked to redeem themselves in the middle session with amore polished session and seering heat. At least we weren't engulfed by flies!!! Further dropped catches (6 in total) and balls going everywhere in the air but to fielders and at tea the Stags were looking down the barrel of chasing 400+ the following week.

To our credit we fought hard in trying conditions and managed to restrict the Hawks to 354, with Gordon taking the last 5 wickets for 90 runs. Pick of the bowlers were Nick Medcalf ( 3/57) and Matt Michael (3/64), with Josh Ling bowling particularly well and whose figures did not reflect his two good spells.

We ended up the first day at 0/14 and were confident of reaching our target the following week given the quality of batsmen we had in the side. The day ended with the Gordon sipping on the communal beers on the balcony of the Killara pavilion, with the Hawks particularly keen to get back home and not mingle after a days play with a beer or softie. A bit disappointing given every other club comes out of their dressing room for a beer after the game with the home team. (Ditto 2nd week)

(Matt Michael at Killara)

DAY 2 (Wow!!!)

The day was chilly and again Howitt was reminded of the toss last week and who had the better fielding conditions. Rasool and Livermore saw the Stags through the first hour and the Hawkesbury bowlers only breakthrough came when Livers (41) played on after an opening stand of 81 (19 short of 25 fantasy partnership pts each). Hinton strode to the crease and a few of the boys were happy he was at the crease and not in the pavilion (captain particularly) as he was rambling on as only Hinton can.

I am not going to beat around the bush, talk about scores at lunch and when each player reached milestones. Lets get straight to the point'.Rasool and Hinton absolutely belted Hawkesbury. Balls flying into and over the fence at an unbelievable rate.

They scored 120 in the first hour after lunch, and even though Hinton departed for 103 through the 2nd hour, the 2nd hour (with Matty Michael at the crease) reaped another 110 and at 2/390 the game was called off at tea. 1st beer consumed at 2:15 and a few boys were a little worse for wear prior to the league test commencing.

(Sam Hinton at Killara)

Rasool completely dominated the opposition attack and scored an incredible 201*, with 7 x 6's and 26 x 4's. The Dazzler and Hintdog put on a 2nd grade record partnership of 244 for the 2nd wicket. The club record individual score is 228, but I think the Hawks had been through enough and Dazzler was pretty content with his double. Lets also not forget this was Sammy Hinton's 2nd hundred for the club, both coming in the space of 4 games. But, it is all about the bloke who gets the double and Rasool takes all the accolades, just as bloody James Packman did when he scored 204 many years ago and some other bloke got 107 and was completely forgotten.

This was batting at it's best and the boys kept all in the pavilion warm with constant clapping of boundaries. Even when Hinton departed, Matty Michael (34*) came in and absolutely smoked'em .The complete dominance saw the talent of Cashman, Hokin and Dowsley not get a hit and I know when there time comes they are more than capable of emulating, maybe not to the extent of the Dazzler, more three figure scores.

So'.at the end of the day we won easy so it was a good toss to lose. There was something in the wicket and the boys better have more faith when losing the toss in the heat. Fielding in oppressive conditions is character building and maybe just we needed after two fairly comprehensive losses. Who knows what may have happened if we batted first? Well done, but we now must focus on our trip to Rosedale and work hard on our catching.

(The dazzler)

Ed Howitt

2nd Grade Report v Sydney Uni - Round 3

2nd Grade Report v Sydney Uni - Round 3

2nd grade report v Sydney Uni

Having experienced a heavy loss at the hands of a strong UTS Balmain outfit over the long weekend, 2nd grade were looking to bounce back to the winners circle against the students from Sydney Uni.

(Reece Bombas at Killara vs Uni)

Howitt won the toss, albeit a dubious toss of the coin and his first toss win since prior to Xmas in 2005, and elected to bat on a used and worn Killara wicket. With Sydney Uni boasting former state squad rookie Martin Paskal returning from a back injury, Gordon were under pressure early and lost the wickets of Livermore and Hinton ( both without scoring) to loose shots and we were under the pump at 2/7 0ff 7 overs.

Brad Rasool stood firm and played some superb shots and with Jeremy Cashman looked to consolidate the innings. Rasool (44) fell after doing the hard work and soon after Cashman was back in the pavilion and the Stags had to consolidate again through Rod Hokin ( 19) and Reece Bombas (48).

They batted well up to the 2nd drinks break and with wickets in hand our goals were set at a score of 200.

However, two wickets fell with the departures of Hokin and Sweeney to the Uni skipper, leaving another consolidation at a time where we needed to lift the run rate. Bombas batted extremely well and with Medcalf saw our total begin to reach our revised drinks target, until Bomber fell just short of a fifty. Reece has really matured as a batsman this season and his innings thus far this season can be attributed to the work he has put in both on and off the field.

(Brad Rasool during his 44)

The captain (28) joined Medcalf (33*) and they enjoyed a flurry of runs at the end of the innings, putting together 56 in just 5 overs and enabling Gordon to reach a very defendable total of 216. The Killara pitch was very two paced and quite uneven and we knew with this as ally, together with a good fielding and bowling effort, a victory could be achieved.

Dylan Connell and Will Sweeney (a timely return to form) took the new ball and pressured the Uni batsmen, but only one breakthrough was achieved in the initial 12 overs when Connell trapped the opener LBW. After this, the remaining bowlers failed to bowl a consistent length and too many 4 balls were dished up to the opposing batsmen and Uni began to take control.

They remained in control throughout their innings, with only Rod Hokin causing any real concerns with his sharp turning leg spinners. Even on a slow Killara wicket, 216 was too small a total to defend given the short boundaries and quick outfield. We didn't drop any catches but did miss at least 5 run out opportunities.

(Nick Medcalf)

2nd grade are now looking forward to the next clash with Hawkesbury and getting back on the winning trail. This will be achieved through hard work at training and playing smart cricket both in the field and with the willow.

Ed Howitt Jnr. 

 

2nd Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

2nd Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

Second Grade Report vs UTS Balmain

Coming off a convincing win in the 1st round of season 2006/07, the B Stag's arrived at the picturesque Drummoyne Oval eager to back up their solid start to the season. The Stag's would be without their courageous captain who retired hurt for the match, and his prot'g' Hosking whose excuse for missing the match revolved around an anniversary with a lucky young lady. Pre-game discussions among the ranks couldn't decide whether this excuse was worse than the actual reason for his omission, but all agreed that he'd have plenty of time to think about it next week in 5's.

(Brad Rasool shows his keeping skills)

After a dominant performance in the warm-up, stand in skipper Reginald won the toss and the Stag's would bat. On what looked a great batting wicket, the skipper stressed the importance of approaching the game an hour at a time, with an emphasis on batting all day to ensure that the guys in the sheds could watch the Swans go round later in the day. However, a lack of patience mixed with poor shot selection meant that the Stag's innings didn't extend to the first bounce at the MCG, a bitterly disappointing result for the side.

The innings got off to a slow and steady start, with honest contributions from Uncle 'Tell us a story' Livermore (32), Rod 'Rocket, yeah!' Hokin (46), and Reece 'desperately in need of a hair cut' Bombas (35) getting us to lunch 3 down for around 90 ' probably fair to say that we were just a bit off the pace at this stage' the next session would be vital. And so it proved to be with the Stags succumbing to poor shot selection more so than any great bowling feats from our opponents, as we lost the last 7 wickets before tea with the scoreboard reaching a meager 179.

(Chris Archer at Drummoyne)

Looking around the sheds, we knew that we'd missed out on a ripe opportunity to bat all day and amass a mountain of runs, but could we restrict the Tiger's to less? The short answer to this is unfortunately no. But this was definitely not through lack of effort or application. Although the scoreboard read 0/80 by close of day one, we were almost always in the hunt for a wicket, with D-Train Connell beating the bat consistently and having a sharp chance grassed at bat pad early on.

The clear difference between the 2 sides was plain for all to see. The Tiger's consistently took better options in all facets of the game and this led them to their strong position on day 1. It's fair to say that they as players knew their limitations much better than those among the Stag's ranks. The majority of our 10 wickets fell to extravagant strokes, and we too often bowled that 1 bad ball an over that released the pressure and ticked over the scoreboard. The Tiger's did not make these same mistakes.

(Nick Medcalf with an attacking field)

Day 2 came down to damage control for the Stag's, and with the exception of our final half hour in the field, we were always well in the hunt for wickets. The majority of the bowling was of high standard and the fielding was excellent, it was just never going to be our day. The chances came, but when they did they were sharp and tough, and the Tiger's showed us how to build a 300+ score on a quality-batting wicket. Archie bowled well for 2/80 off 20, with Elliot and Dylan taking the left over poles.

The declaration came at 5/320 just before tea, and the some more applied batting got us to 3/99 at close of play, with unbeaten 33's to 'Slam'n' Sam Hinton and Elliot 'brother of Dan' Richtor.

(Yours - Sam Hinton and Reggie Livermore)

So not the best of performances from the B graders, but we certainly learnt a great deal from the first 2-day game of the season, as I think the rest of the grades did. Best of luck to all grades in getting back in the winners circle this weekend!

BG.




2nd Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

2nd Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

Second Grade Report vs. St George

Second Grades' first match report for the 06/07 season and I have the privilege of writing it. After the lofty standards set last year by the likes of Higgins (Brokeback) Stobo, Plummer and Kleem for his poetry, it is a tough ask to kick off a new season.

(Sam Hinton)

However this season Stobo has decided not to play and thus will not be writing match reports, instead he is showing his age be writing articles of events that occurred on the cricket field at a time when most of the clubs current players were in nappies, the womb, being conceived or hadn't even been thought of.

The third grade match report will be interesting with a number of strong contributors from last season in the same team, which may cause endless bickering in the change room each weekend to decide on that week's writer.

Anyway enough of the past or future and onto the events from Hurstville from the weekend.

A very strong 2nd grade side assembled in the home/away change room at Hurstville oval. For some reason, after many years, St George appear to have decided to swap change rooms. It was a surreal experience being in the 'other' change room at Hurstville this time around.

The pitch looked good, hard and with good covering of grass. Much discussion was entered into about the merits of batting or bowling first, luckily Howitt didn't have to decide as he called incorrectly and was informed that St George would be batting.

Connell got the 06/07 underway and the signs were not good as the very first ball found a thick edge, producing a fairly regulation catch for 2nd slip only for it to be grassed.

(Dylan Connell)

A few overs later another edge was found this time Uncle Reg (Damon Livermore) took a great catch low to his left, St George 1 for 20.

A good partnership followed with Gordon missing a number of opportunities. Medcalf and Archer bowled solidly but it was Rasool who made the breakthrough with a great run out in his debut as wicketkeeper in 2nd grade, St George 2 for 120.

Howitt brought himself on and with Hokin at the other end pegged back the St George innings, 2 more wickets fell in the closing stages. (I would normally use flurry in this situation however it does not suit as St George batted rather sedately towards the close of their innings). Leaving the Stags chasing 224 for victory.

Things did not start well for Gordon with Uncle Reg and Rocket (Rod Hokin) falling early. Rasool at the other end was looking good before being carried from the field having dislocated his knee cap whilst slapping the ball to the boundary through the covers. Leaving the Stags 2 ' for 30.

(Reece Bombas)

Reece Bombas joined Sam Hinton at the crease and the 2 of them compiled a masterful innings, steering the Stags out of trouble and all the way home. Hinton bringing up his hundred with a six, Bombas finishing in the 70's, the Stags home with 9 balls to spare and with 8 wickets in hand.

The team was congratulating Hinton and Bombas as they walked from the field, when the former was heard to say in the direction of Ed Howitt Jnr something along the lines of 'Pretty good value for $70,000', a reference to the fact that he felt he was undervalued in the inaugural Gordon fantasy league.

The song was sung with much gusto, a great way to start the season!!

Dylan Connell

 

Third Grade Match Reports 06/07

Third Grade Match Reports 06/07

The third grade team plays for Mitchell Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

For the third grade schedule go to Fixtures

Third Grade match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

3rd Grade Report vs Wests - Semi Final

3rd Grade Report vs Wests - Semi Final

Third Grade Report - Semi Final vs Wests  

With only four sides remaining in the contest for the holy grail of third grade cricket, the Stags arrived at the spiritual home of Gordon cricket with the aim of securing a berth in undeniably 'THE most important game of the season.'

(Chris Archer during his 4 wicket spell)

With rain forecast for the weekend and the pitch spawning an array of divergent 'expert' opinions, Kell's did what he does best - losing the toss ' and the Stag's would bowl.

The Stag's pace trio were certainly not unhappy with this master stroke from 'Maffew' Kelly, however some fine strokes and fortunate slogs brought the scoreboard to 0/40 within ten overs. The prospect of a long, hot day in the field held little appeal for any of the Stags, so the fall of two quick wickets prior to drinks brought some much needed respite and shared bragging rights from the first hour.

With the danger players at the crease for the Magpies, the bowlers upped the ante significantly, as Jordan 'Rug-a-Rama' Holmes (3/27 from 9) and Chris 'I'll ask my mum' Archer (4/51 from 27) took control of the middle session and strangled the life out of the West's batting line-up. In Anthony 'covers captain' Sherman's parlance, the performance was simply 'roofless,' and given the amount of rain around, this was sure to be of concern for the West's game plan.

Only adding to the dominance of the performance was some excellent catching by all, some slick keeping from Makepeace including a sleight of hand stumping, and some superb support bowling, with Josh 'Gos' Ling (2/12 from 9), Elliot 'Geoffrey' Richtor (1/22 from 8) and Adair 'wicketless?' Durie (0/59 from 23) having Wests all out for 176 in the 75th.

(The wicketless Durie still looked good)

With 19 overs left to play on day one, Captain Kelly and 'Covers Captain' Sherman showed their respective class to post 0/66 in reply at the close of play - a fantastic start that barring the unexpected would see the Stags secure victory the following day. What was totally unexpected was the quality and quantity of the afternoon tea provided by one A. Sherman for the second day. After too many weeks of excuses for insufficient or erroneous tea contributions, Pic finally brought along his fair share ' how ironic then that he chose to do so on the day that play concluded pre-afternoon tea and so the bounty returned to North Ryde in the van!

The players arrived to grey skies and patchy downpours on the second morning, so with the covers pegged firmly in place by our expert Colts covers assistants, the Stags were left to amuse themselves with a friendly hand of five hundred. At best the table talk from Durie could be described as appalling ('seven' on second thoughts make that six hearts' and 'do you want me to win the lead?') and his ability to 'misplace' the joker mid-game is truly second to none.

Upon the resumption of play, the openers continued their fine form by despatching the loose ball and stealing singles where possible. The pair brought up their tenth century stand together before Sherman (70 from 82) fell 18 short of his 5000th grade run. Kelly (74 from 138) continued to demolish any loose bowling ' including three impressive 't-t-t-tonker' sixes.

'Powder puff' Hosking used the chance to get some solid time in the middle (17 red inks off 50) before 'the constant gardener' Garratt hacked 10 not out (from 12) including a lovely French cut past leg stump to bring up the winning runs. With the match secured, the captains agreed to an early finish and to the bemusement of some, a few less than expected hung around to celebrate our progression into the grand final (granted however that the end of a 15 season drought for some is worth celebrating!) This scribe rests assured that should all continue to plan this weekend, the celebration itself will deserve its own report!

(Pic hits out during his 70)

So get down to the home of the GDCC this weekend to watch the third choice team go around. This match represents the culmination of an enormous amount of preparation, determination and hard work by all of the players and officials of the club and a strong supporter contingent will only strengthen our resolve and lift our performance to bring the cup home as Colt's did last week ... back-to-back premierships ' a tremendous accomplishment - congratulations to Dave Millar and his troops.

Ben Garratt

3rd Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Qualifying Final

3rd Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Qualifying Final

3rd Grade secure a home semi

Well the day started with the senior players debating whether to bat or bowl on what look to be a flat wicket. Fortunately that was taken out of our hands as we lost the toss and were put into bat by the Tigers who had to win to progress. The innings started positively as Matt Kelly and Anthony Sherman used their (many many years) experience to get the Stags of to a solid start as the score reached 70 before Kells missed time a pull shot to mid-on and was out for 38.

(Elliot Richtor during his century on Sunday)

In getting to 38 Kells also broke the third grade record for most runs in a season, (well done mate).

James Hosking the joined Sherm and moved the score to 110 before the latter played a very loose shot and was caught at mid -off for 55 just 20 minutes before lunch. This triggered a collapse and left the Stags 5-120 at lunch and the less said about that passage of play the better.

Matt Makepeace and Elliot Richtor started after lunch trying to get the Stags innings back on track and the partnership just started to blossom before Peace lost his wicket. Archie (Chris Archer) joined Elliot who at this time was starting to look very solid.

(Adair Durie shows his batting style in semi)

The two formed a good partnership before Arch forgot to ground his bat behind the line when going for a quick two and had to go back for a second grounding. This meant an unfortunate run out just when he was looking good. The big Teddy bear (Josh Ling) joined Emo (Elliot Richtor) and the pair batted until tea with Emo on 51. Tea proved to be the end of the day as the heavens opened.

Day two started with the Stags trying to bat as long as possible. Emo with the help of Dinger (Josh Ling) got us through to a comfortable position with Emo on the verge of great ton before Josh was out caught at mid wicket. Judgie (Adair Durie) joined Emo and started to delight us with his late cuts but the real delight came when Emo guided a ball to third man to bring up his ton.

 (Kells collects one of his fours)

We were finally bowled for 307 and left the Tigers 67 overs in which to get them.

There are not many time's that I agree with Mr. Positive (Sam Buono) but the innings that Emo played was full of class, elegance and most of all determination it was a fantastic innings and showed the rest of us  what it takes to win finals. Well done Emo and I hope this is the start of great career in the higher grades.

With the Tigers facing a big total they came out hard and were 0-40 before Judgie struck twice, LBW and then bowled, before Jordy Holmes joined the party by removing Balmain's best bat and the Tigers where facing a uphill battle after that. More wickets to Jordy and Jugie had the Tigers at 5-89 as they both bowled long spells and put us in unbeatable position before having a rest.

Emo and Josh put the final nails in the coffin both with two wickets apiece along with a brilliant run out by James (powder puff) Hosking. A good win by the boys after being in trouble. "So bring on the Magpies".

(Jordan Holmes during semi)

Finally I would like to wish the Colts the very best of luck in pursuit of back to back premierships and hopefully one of three for the club this season.        

The Shermantor
Australia's Most Wanted

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 15

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts - Round 15

3rd Grade secure Minor Premiership

There were a number of wider smiles than usual at Asquith due to the quasi home ground feeling the location gave our Cental Coast contingent. Those smiles were distinctly contrasted to this author's regular annoyance at playing away from Chatswood and Captain Angry's (Matt Kelly) usual disposition.

The ground presented itself with very heavy dew and a pleasing tinge of green on the pitch. After the usual self-appointed team of Gordon 3rd Grade vice-captains provided Angry with the usual significant amount of conflicting advice, both captains decided to bowl with Northern Districts winning the toss.

Emo Richtor whips one off his legs on the way to 40

For those interested in seriously trivial trivia, Asquith is one of the only Sydney Grade grounds with its grandstand due east of the pitch; David Phillips and Hawkesbury's 3rd Oval being the others.

Angry and Pic opened with their regular aggressive strategy. This proved successful for the first 5 overs but a few overs of accurate bowling stopped the momentum. The re-implementation of those tactics proved disastrous, with Pic (10 off 19 balls) mistiming to mid-on in the 9th over (1-29) and Angry (16 off 35) slicing a knee high delivery to fine leg in the 10th (2-30). Pic was advised by first slip that a man of his age should not give his wicket away so softly, whilst Angry walked off the field sledging the groundsman for the slow, popping wicket. Angry later told Pic that he should have been hitting over mid-wicket, as opposed to over mid-on, given the in-swinging nature of the bowler. Good advice to take into the finals!

Peace and BG looked as if they would add some backbone to the innings with BG showing Angry and Pic how to hit over the infield, even on the slow, popping pitch. Peace was playing the perfect foil with classy drives and cuts. Unfortunately both were caught behind, Peace (26 off 29) driving in the 19th over (3-83) and BG (33 off 31) in the 21st (4-91) attempting to cut. Once again, one wicket brought two!

The webmaster made it there for Dale's brief stint at the crease

Buff Jones and Emo combined very well. Buff (31 off 39) dealt severely with the bowling for 10 overs including lifting his 3 pound 1 ounce bat horizontally on a number of occasions including a very flat six over square leg. Unfortunately Buff's forearms tired in the 31st over (5-152) with a cut going straight to the keeper similar to BG' either that or was too tired running threes on the long boundary.

Dale (1 off 6) joined Emo briefly before trying to cut the left arm orthodox hard to gully in the 32nd over (6-153).

Arch followed Emo's lead with sensible stroke-play and keen running; despite the groans from the tail when a number of balls from ND's spinners were hit along the ground as opposed to out of it. However, it did not take long for Arch and Emo to utilise their feet and the air once their eyes were honed. Both players looked very comfortable against the spin and took the team to the end of their spells.

The reintroduction of the opening bowlers was effective with Arch (27 off 52) out in the 44th over (7-210) flicking to square leg. Emo played correctly and sensibly throughout his innings with drives, cuts and glances combined with field-pressuring running. Despite his appearance of comfort, he was bowled by an in-swinging yorker in the 45th over (8-213) for the innings high 40 runs off 59 balls.

Adair checks out Jordon Holmes' MySpace page whilst waiting to bat

Ted's (Durie) stay at the crease was very short, out leg before in the 46th over (9-215) for 1 off 3 balls. As always though, he looked good and was unlucky with the ball pitching outside leg stump, although Jordan 'George The Animal Steele' Holmes (http://www.georgesteele.com/) later mentioned he looked 'plum' from the grandstand due-east!

The Animal Holmes joined Dingaling for some heart-stopping cricket; most particularly Jordie's calling and running between wickets. Despite the challenge of batting with Jordie (4 not out off 13), who showed clearly why he was number 11 and should not be promoted despite his burgeoning average, Dinga's timing and confidence with the bat was evident. Nonetheless, in the penultimate over Dinga (8 off 13) was given out leg before wicket' although he would have been dismissed a few balls earlier had ND noticed the umpire's finger prematurely going up before any appeal for caught behind.

At the change of innings, despite ND's 29 extras, the match was probably slightly in ND favour, although no one in the Stag's bowling armada seriously thought that 226 was not going to be enough.

The ND innings started like so many others this year with their opening batsmen either missing Jordie's and Ted's deliveries or letting the ball go through to the keeper. Unfortunately for The Man of Steele, the line for a wide was a foot outside off stump enabling the ND run rate to stay around 2 an over.

The Animal was soon able to hit the edge of an opener's bat and fortunately Emo was able to withdraw himself long enough from the slip cordon's discussions about fashion, jewellery, shoes and arms bands to take an absolutely screaming catch diving to his right at 3rd slip.

Not long after, ND's number 3 batsman edged a ball through gully, flicking Dale's fingers. Having not running a 2 yet, the batsmen were baffled by the possibilities and found themselves stranded mid-pitch with the ball in Peace's gloves from the usual bullet-like arm of Dale.

2 for not much soon became 3 for not much with Ted taking out the middle stump of another batman with the last ball of his spell. George 'The Animal' Steele finished his first spell of 5 overs with 1/14 and Ted had 1/5 off 7 overs.

ND had a long way to go and Emo and Dingaling were never going to allow them back in to the game with season economy rates of 3.48 and 3.73 runs per over respectively. Emo bowled his regular unyielding lines at medium pace with good movement, generating comments from the slip cordon that he should consider himself a bowling all-rounder. Emo was not impressed!

Is that ball going between Archer's legs?

On the other hand, Dingaling was uncharacteristically wayward; that was until Chairman of Selectors Geoff Hickman turned up to the ground between Dingaling's 3rd and 4th overs. The first ball of his 4th over rocketing into leg stump and the rest of his spell lifted to its regular standard. At 4 for not many, even ND did not believe the result of the game was not in doubt; bonus points and finals training became the focus for the Stags.

Then came something this commentator has never witnessed from fanatically observing all forms of cricket since the Windies bowled Australia out for 76 in the First Test of the 1984-85 Australian Summer; a batman getting into position to pull/hook a rising delivery, in this case from Dingaling, then having to uncomfortably pull out of the shot at the last micro-seconds, and then have the delivery adjudicated to be a wide. Wow!!!

In this tame section of the match I received my first age discriminatory sledge, from ND's teenage, middle-order, blond-headed upstart. It reminded me of my first 1st Grade game, back in the 1995-96 season against Penrith, when I found myself in dialogue with a chap unknown to me at the time named Rod Bower; when Rod informed me of his rather gigantic 1st Grade run tally, I replied that it sounded as if he should retire! Nonetheless, I spent the next few balls of this game in not altogether uplifting communication, mainly analysing our young protagonist's batting abilities and the position of ND in the game. This dialogue did not continue for long as the youngster soon misjudged the ground and throw speed of Dingaling in the outfield and was run out a long way from home.

Arch replaced Dingaling and Dale replaced Emo (0/14 off 7). Arch (0/33 off 7) didn't bowl as superb as we have come to expect, dropping short a few times, but everyone is allowed a day off. To Arch's disappointment, Pic at first slip soon strengthen the hypothesis that he only takes catches off no-balls. Although difficult to write, I am duty bound to mention that Pic actually took a clean, well-judged catch off Dingaling later in the innings.

Dale's (0/15 off 5) off-spinners were, and this is stated due to not seeing Dale bowl much, delivered with excellent flight and variation in pace and with good grip. Another arrow in Angry's quiver for the finals!

Although happy to allow 2 bonus points to pass without struggle in the name of finals training, Angry bought back his speed arsenal to ensure the 1 bonus point. Unusually, his pace triumvirate; The Animal (1-28 off 10), Dingaling (2/31 off 10) and Ted (3/11 off 10) were not able to complete the job, leaving one wicket standing. What better time for Angry to bowl his last over in grade cricket! You know he has opened the bowling for 1st Grade on a number of occasions!.

Josh Ling can never be accused of not putting in for his team

Sincerely, the 49th over was a pleasure to watch; so much so that I needed to view it closer, moving from fine leg to first slip. For the record, each ball was bowled with good pace on the line of off-stump with varying lengths but mostly up there. The over went for 1 run with the batmen not looking comfortable, inside-edging numerous deliveries.

After Jordie's next over, the ND innings concluded on 9/138, much further away than Pic's 'we've got 50 too many' hum predicted at the beginning of the ND innings.

Thanks to the erratic Sydney University team defeating Sutherland, the Gordon 3rd Grade team finished the preliminary season as minor premiers; this commentator believing any other position would be a disservice to this team's potential.

There is no doubt in this commentator's mind that if the Gordon 3rd Grade fields with the intensity all observers have come to expect, if it bats with the skill, confidence, judgement and patience that it has done throughout the preliminary season, and if the pace triumvirate lead as they have done for most of the season with the craft and patience of Arch and Emo in solid support, the next 3 weekends at Chatswood Oval with be truly memorable. However, cricket is indeed a funny game, one that punishes less than the best possible efforts, no matter of skill, experience or past performances. A 3rd Grade premiership only deserves to be won by the team that gives it all to that quest; and that team will also enjoy the joys of the victory most.

Kind regards,

Bear, Ted, Teddy, or even Dairy (thanks Moth)' just not bloody Judge!

3rd Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 2)

3rd Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 2)

3rd Grade secure a spot in the finals

The Gordon 3rd grade team arrived at Beauchamp for day two against Randwick-Petersham with the thought that they probably had a sufficient number of runs to secure victory against a team who needed to win to stay alive. Indeed, the same topic had been discussed at the teams' dinner at wonderful Malabar on Thursday night. However, a difference of opinion between the teams' two most senior players emerged. One (let's call him Maffew) was of the view that "we've got 50 too many" (a little cocky but he did drink three times as much as anyone else that night) and the other (let's call him...well...let's just call him Pic) was of the view "nah mairn, why don't we just bat 'em out of the game mate?"

Pic shows the lower order how to "bat 'em out of the game"

It was certainly an interesting divergence of opinion, and one that the captain decided to defuse by agreeing to bat on for a maximum of 3 overs in order to get as close to 300 as possible. And so it was; despite the fact that the logic employed by "Pic" on Thursday night when taking charge of the ordering, which fell about halfway short of "enough", should have rendered him unable to even give his opinion for any other decision in 3rd grade this season.

The plan only partially went to script, as the Stags lost their final 3 wickets for the addition of 13 runs in 3 overs to finish on 291. By anyone's logic, this must have represented 63 too many.

What happened next could not have been predicted by either of Thursday night's protagonists. Durie and Sweeney opened the bowling and immediately had the men with effigies of Pegasus on their chests searching for answers. Durie struck first, a hammer blow to the opposition's chances. Barker, their captain, amongst their most productive batsmen and a truly good bloke to play cricket against, was adjudged lbw. Possibly a little unlucky but Durie's pace and movement forced him into an awkward position. One for not many and the Stags had started well.

(Chris Archer during his two wicket spell)

Sweeney was unlucky not to get a wicket as he bowled with good pace and movement, but perhaps not as unlucky as Ling not to get the new ball. Some drunk has-been was heard to say on Saturday night, "If you were going to pick a World XI to play at Beauchamp, Josh Ling would be a certainty". A ridiculously outrageous comment, because you would at least have to consider Glenn McGrath (and then probably pick Ling). Between Ling (3 for 14 off 10) and Durie (4 for 32), Randwick-Petersham were reeling at 6-40. At one stage Ling bowled 6 balls to the Randwick-Petersham number 5, that must rank amongst the best 6 consecutive balls ever bowled in 3rd grade. The 6th ball ending a brief but unhappy stay at the crease, with off pole lying on the ground.

Josh Ling will not be going to the Carribean despite his best attempts to fly there himself

A fantastic display of the combination of seam and swing bowling working in partnership. The partnership was no better illustrated than when Ling bowled a short ball above the eyes of Randwick-Petersham's up and coming opening batsman, just when he looked like he was starting to get some momentum. The shot was top edged to Durie at fine leg, who took a magnificent grab, diving forward and an inch off the ground.

Outright points were briefly considered but Otto and Magro had different ideas and combined some lusty hitting with some smart single-taking to help Randwick-Petersham into a position where the outright would not be an issue. Eventually they saw off the rampant pair of Ling and Durie on a very hot day. The ball was thrown to a new pair of Archer and Richtor to do some hard work on what was still a pretty good batting wicket and in the heat. Archer (2 for 37) turned the game back in Gordon's favour, breaking the partnership and he should be commended on the manner in which he stuck at his task. Great loop and drift, a good change of pace and an even better temperament. Arch gives it a good "rip" and he is developing into a fine bowler. Richtor (1 for 40) did his usual impression of a metronome and consistently hit line and length. He was harshly dealt with in an over, but it was due to the long handle approach as opposed to poor bowling, before he had the last laugh against a persistent critic from the previous week.

The opposition was dismissed, with Durie returning for the last wicket, for 164. As such the overnight score was more than twice as many "too many" than the musings of a mid-week drunkard. Curious. A number of after-play beers were shared with a the Randwick-Petersham boys on both day's play and they were great company. Such interaction with the opposition reinforces how the game should be played and highlights the difference that unfortunately seems to occur when we play away from Chatswood.

(Elliot Richtor at Beauchamp against Randwick Petersham)

A pleasing result, celebrated with a glass of Durie's 2004 Croser sparkling white, after the disappointment of the game against Bankstown. The second day was punctuated with excellent fielding and the result leaves the team more than unlikely to finish lower than third but with an opportunity to finish first or second. This week's preparation will be vitally important, before we take on our fiercest of rivals.

Matthew Kelly

3rd Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Randwick-Petersham - Round 14 (Day 1)

3rd Grade pumped to defend solid total

Here's to Kells, he's true blue!! A fantastic ton from Matt helped put 3rd grade in a strong position against Randwick-Petersham on Saturday, as we again look to bounce back at Beauchamp Park after a hard fought defeat at Bankstown.

It was a good start to the day from our skipper who won the toss and batted, then proceded to get us off to a cracking start along with Pic. They shared an opening partnership of 120, both scoring at a solid pace. Pic was out first for 52 but not before playing some trademark slaps through cover and over backward point.

Kelly goes over square in another delightful innings

Matt "Peace" Makepeace batted three. Full toss. Bowled. Zero.

Ben Garratt then came to the crease and formed another handy partnership with Kells before our skipper was eventually dismissed caught on the fence, ending a great knock of 101. Ben continued to bat well and and its promising signs to see him in form at this end of the season as he second top scored with 70.

A warning to anyone playing at Beauchamp thinking about taking a lap around the ground while your mates are batting, its not the best place to walk around and actually see the cricket, especially if you dont like spiders. But our wander around the perimeter on Saturday was quite eventful none-the-less thanks to our VB loving supporter Steve Makepeace, who entertained us as his beer frothed over as he walked past an attractive female, questioned young locals about whether they were having a good time as they made out on the park bench, and then proceded to fall down the embankment attempting to avoid a spiders web. Thanks Steve.

Back to the cricket and a rain/lightening delay had taken the momentum out of our innings after we had been set for a big score. Upon resumption, the Richtors, and then Shane Lin, found the scoring tough in dark conditions on a slow and now damp outfield. But they soldiered on and with the help of a couple of nice shots from Sweens at the end of the day brought the total to 7-279 at the close of play.

This could be Pic, anytime, anyplace. Another spanking shot square of the wicket.

A handy score on a slow outfield and a deck that Adair is positive will be very green this coming Saturday. Whether that is our final score or Kells decides to bat on, it will give our near full-strength bowling attack - sadly missing Jordy but very much glad to have Adair back after he missed our two recent failed attempts to defend scores, no doubt a factor in those scores being chased down - a great chance to bowl Randwick out and remain in the all-important 2nd position going into the last round.

Chris Archer

3rd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 13 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Bankstown - Round 13 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Bulldogs

The Trois Stags arrived at their 13th consecutive 'most important game of the year,' as Howitt, the junior, could be heard exclaiming at Chatswood, the match was sure to be 'CRUCIAL.'

Many readers may not be aware, but at present Messieurs Kelly and Durie are keenly awaiting a response to their submission to the MCC that a third option, 'decline', be afforded the winner of the toss. Unfortunately this response has not yet been forthcoming, and so when the coin came up Gordon, 'Maffew' Kelly begrudgingly chose willow over leather.

Kelly enjoying the space in the bigger changeroom

With the visitor's dressing room resembling a Shawshank solitary cell, the Stag's bats resolved to spend a significant time out in the fresh air and sunshine of the yard to stave off the impending claustrophobia and homosexuality of a stay indoors (Confession: I am a huge Shawshank Redemption fan and am watching as I type- you might enjoy imagining Morgan Freeman delivering this text. He is this scribe's preferred narrator.)

Out in the centre the skipper was reunited with Anthony 'RSVP #1' Sherman at the top of the list on a day that Pic was determined to impress (at the cricket almost as much so as at the D+D later that evening). The pairing got off to an explosive start, mixing an array of powerful cuts and majestic drives to tick the scoreboard along at 5+ an over. But as often happens when it seems only a run out will break a partnership, the Dogs keeper produced a good piece of cricket to hit the single stump on offer to catch Kelly centimetres short attempting a leg bye.

Matt Makepeace joined his desperate and dateless 'date' (Matt you can do better! Now that I mention it, so can Pic!) at the crease and together they continued to keep the scorers busy until the Gibbon (Makepeace) smashed one to mid-off. From 2-80 at drinks, the Stag's lost a succession of wickets with Sherman (50+), Ben 'Gardener' Garratt (9) and Elliot 'Junior' Richtor (13) dismissed through poor shot selection more so than good bowling; 5-140 at tea, Kieran Jones and a Boycott-esque Dave Michael with blade in hand.

The focus of the afternoon session was simple; get to the last ten overs with wickets in hand to take advantage of a tiring opposition and post a defendable total. The achievement of this end only further reflects the resolve of this 3rd grade line-up, with firstly 'Buff' Jones (78) and 'George' Michael (23 including 2 Garratt-like consecutive sixes), followed by a gem of a partnership between Will 'Wilbur' Sweeney (50+ n.o.) and Josh 'Flippers!' Ling.

The value of these partnerships can in no way be overstated; taking the Stag's from a vulnerable position to post what is a very defendable total. Buff and Shamu played particularly well, cashing in on the bad ball and running superbly between the wickets. Worth noting was the dismissal of Jordan 'JB' Holmes for the 3rd time in grade cricket (not bad for a 29 year old!), Gordon all out 314.

Narrator and avid cricket follower - Morgan Freeman

Although two overs at our opponents failed to bear fruit, the Stags will return to complete the task of securing six points (while trying to keep the ball out of the water hazard beyond the pickets! Archer will be bowling from the dry end!)

And finally, what would a third grade report be without a Sherman pearler to finish:

Kelly, naked, preparing for a shower in the shower-sized visitor's dressing room: 'Pic, I'll give you five seconds to move your gear before it gets wet'
Sherman: 'Yeah mate, give me two secs will ya?'
Kelly: Well I'm giving you five; I think that's more than fair!'

Ben Garratt

Aptly narrated by Morgan Freeman

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 12

3rd Grade Report vs Mosman - Round 12

3rd Grade Report Vs Mosman

A big game for the third XI. Mosman on the fringes of the top six looking to make an impression and the Stags looking to back up from a loss the previous week to Easts.

Captain Kelly stressed the importance of keeping in the habit of winning. And win they did! It is unclear who won the toss but the Whales were batting. A slow start would have been slower if not for the assistance of the second top scorer Sundries who has hit a rich vein of form over the past few weeks and will no doubt feature in the team talks come finals time.

Adair Durie in action

Durie struck first with what was a magic delivery. Bowling over the wicket to one of the nine left-handers in the Whales line-up the ball hooped in and hit the top of off stump with the batsmen offering no shot. Next ball Durie struck again the number three going back to a length ball and being adjudged LBW.

A good piece of fielding and some terrible running saw the next dismissal. The ball went through the vacant cover region with Archie in pursuit from point; he reached the ball turned and threw to the bowler responding to Garratt's fervent cries. The runout was completed quite easily as it turned out the batsman had snapped his achillies. James Hosking was particularly aggrieved at the news after earlier informing the batsman that 'you don't get a runner for a broken heart'.

A partnership developed prior to the introduction of Elliot 'Emo' Richtor and Ling. This pairing changed the game quite dramatically as they bowled with great discipline. Emo tying up one end with his miserly medium paced noodles (1-19 from 8) and Ling (3-21 off 9) striking regularly to make short work of the Whales middle order.

Durie was reintroduced to the attack and picked up the wicket of the resilient opener. It was not what you would call an ordinary dismissal. Not by a long way. Durie pitched it short, the batman leaped up and back and looked to struggle with the pace as the ball cannoned straight into the ground then ballooned up behind him.

From the author's vantage point at square leg the ball looked set to land right on the bails. The batsmen assumed as much and in an attempt to get in the way of the ball extended a glove before realising that this would lead to his demise anyway and retracting it. Then it happened, it must have been some sort of brain explosion because he lashed out at the ball with his foot and only succeeded in making a mess of his off stump.

Holmes replaced Durie and was rewarded with a wicket holding on to a return catch. Archie was dotting it up from the other end as usual and he too was rewarded for his efforts claiming the final wicket with a ball that looked like clearing mid-on until it was realised that Josh Ling was in that position. Dinga did well to get down to it, taking it comfortably around his waist.

The successful opening combination, or the coast connection if you will, of Garratt and Makepeace was reunited with Kelly desperate for red ink to take his average above that of Hosking.

No red ink for Garratt but did he impress his (much) better half?

A steady start was interrupted when Garratt, seemingly caught in two minds, slapped one to mid off. The general consensus was that he was trying to convince his much better half in the crowd that he was a legitimate batsman, apparently the jury is still out (NB: Ben Garratt will be writing next week's report after shirking this week's editorial duties)

Hosking joined Makepeace and the two moved things along nicely until Hosking was adjudged LBW for 38. Kelly joined Makepeace with the intention of reaching the required 123 in less than 25 overs so as to assure the much-coveted double bonus point.

Makepeace fell twenty or so short of the total and Kelly who by now was off the mark and a few clean (and not so clean) hits into his 19* was joined by Richtor. Judgie was in quite a mood, unsure as to Kelly's plans regarding said double bonus point, was counting down the balls remaining on the scoreboard. A few more clean hits and the win was achieved two balls shy of the twenty-five over mark. Eight points.

The third XI is back on track and looking forward to this weeks clash with Bankstwown.

Dave Michael

3rd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 11 (Day 2)

3rd Grade Report vs Easts - Round 11 (Day 2)

3rds go down to Easts

A close game of cricket but a very frustrating result.

There are many who are of the opinion that a close game of cricket is a "good" game of cricket. Evidence the Ashes contests in 2005. People forget that the close nature of day 5 of the tests 2 through 5 were each preceded by 4 days of unspectacular cricket at best, but more accurately described as banal, where the ball barely moved off a straight line on the first two days and hardly bounced above the knees.

Kelly in cracking form with the willow

To experience good cricket, a pitch has to be hard (not dry but hard) and have an even covering of grass. Fast bowlers should be able to see good bounce and carry and not be forced to rely upon rolling their fingers down the side of the ball or merely await a batsman's frustration of the ball not coming on to the bat. Equally, batsmen enjoy these characteristics so that they may punish bad deliveries and get full credit. Sadly, Trumper Oval at Paddington, named after one of the legendary attacking figures in our game, is unable to produce a surface that produces such cricket. Instead it is a war of attrition that forces a team that is used to playing on the surface every second week to set a 7 - 2 field (with no more than two slips) for the majority of the day and bowl few balls within two feet of the stumps. Smart thinking but bad for the game of cricket.

The result is a bowling team waiting for mistakes by frustrated batsmen, as opposed to being able to create opportunities. It is a credit to the home team's seam bowlers that they keep turning up each week for what they know will be a fairly tough day, before the slow bowlers come on to take even more pace of the ball and demand runs only be scored via the aerial route. The home team must be commended for sticking at their task for the duration of a very hot day.

After the first day's effort of posting a reasonable score of 7-302, which was the highest score made at Trumper Park in third grade this season and 25 runs more than the home team had been able to amass in a single innings this season, a declaration was made. If Gordon bowled and fielded well, it had more than enough runs to win. Holmes and Ling bowled extremely well, which was followed up by Sweeney on his return to third grade. All induced a number of plays and misses, some false shots but not much attacking, on a pitch that offered no assistance and prompted the home team to surmise that it "seemed to be a pretty ordinary bowling attack". Both untrue and unfair.

Holmes was unlucky not to take two wickets in his first over with offerings from each of the opening batsmen falling just short of fieldsmen. No wickets fell in the first session as the home team scored 100 runs off 40 overs, leaving them 5 runs an over in the second half of the day. In the second session Holmes took two early wickets to get Gordon back in the game. However, a 60 run partnership from the home team's two best and most experienced batsmen turned the game their way.

"Gordy" Holmes gets praise from Frogan

It is a credit to Gordon that the team never gave in and despite some awful fielding that saw 5 catches (4 were not easy but need to taken) and some missed run out opportunities, were in it until the last over. Blake, in his first game in third grade, bowled well in tricky windy conditions and dismissed Easts best batsmen with a well flighted delivery that deceived the batsmen and bowled him, which gave Gordon a sniff of victory. Ultimately, the home team passed Gordon's total with three balls to spare and 8 wickets down. The result, if nothing else, was a credit to Easts, who have suffered a tough year in third grade, for their application and perseverance to the task at hand and they thoroughly deserved their victory.

But, a good game of cricket? Certainly a close result.

It is a wake-up call for the approaching post-season. A timely reminder that hard work must continue to be done on the training paddock and nothing taken for granted on the field. Possibly the game was lost after Gordon was 1-140 last week and then 6-230, with batsmen falling to big shots, as opposed to being prepared to do the hard work that was required. Momentum was lost to be able to post a score in the vicinity of 340, which may have been beyond Easts. It is a bad result when one team produces each of the stand-out individual performances of the game, with a batsman making 150 (double the next best score of any other player) and Holmes a magnificent 5-61 off 18 and yet still lose.

Dan Frogan

3rd Grade Report vs Easts ' Round 11 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Easts ' Round 11 (Day 1)

3rd Grade stands tall around Captain Kelly

Another stinking hot Saturday for the 3rd grade boys to contend with and usually this means that regardless of the result of the toss Captain Kelly would be informing his troops that they would be fielding first. Amazingly enough, Kells won the toss. And even more amazingly he decided we would get first use of what looked to be a pretty good deck. Hurrah! Perhaps he had another agenda today.

(Kells in action)

3rd Grade was a much different team from the one which defeated Blacktown outright last week, as Adair Durie, Ben Garratt and Chris Archer were all promoted to 2s and Dan Richtor was unavailable. This meant we welcomed back Anthony Sherman ('I'm back boys!') and Dave Michael, with Will Sweeney making his way back through the grades after a return from injury. John Blake completes the line up after deservedly gaining his 3rd grade debut after some impressive performances in 4s.

The start was just as expected from Kelly and Anthony 'Pic' Sherman, the ball disappearing to all parts mainly off Pic's blade with cuts and pulls over the infield being the highlights of his brief stay at the crease. He was dropped on the fine leg boundary which was spilled for 4, shortly before being given out LBW for 19 to a contentious decision, the ball appearing to be missing leg comfortably. However he reined back his usual instincts and left the field in an extremely dignified and quiet manner. Pic, we're all proud of you mate that was a real effort. And especially because you paid me back on Saturday ' well done!

Jimmy Hosking arrived at the crease at 1-30, and once the skipper let him have the strike after he faced only 2 balls from his first 6 overs, he started the trademark cover and lofted straight drives that have helped him score so many runs this season. Kells was a little bit more limited than he usually appeared to be, leaving a lot of half-volleys outside off and struggling a bit reaching out there. As I enquired as to why this might be, I was delightfully informed by Pic that he had 'pulled an arse muscle'. Having completed a degree in Sport, Health and Exercise I tried to search for the proper terminology of said pulled muscle, but as I was scoring at the time I couldn't concentrate properly. Note to selectors; please drop Chris Archer, we need Bob back!

Hosking smokes one in usual style

The longer Kells batted the more comfortable he seemed to get with his injury, he waited for the ball to come to him and duly dispatched his pulls and clips of the legs with aplomb. The run-rate continued to lift and all of a sudden we had brought the 100 up and not so long after the skipper grabbed his 50. At this point we knew he only needed another 13 for him to reach 5000 grade runs for the club, which he hunted down quickly and brought it up with a searing cover drive to the boundary which followed with an eruption of applause from the Stags' camp. An excellent achievement pal and I hope to see many more runs. Well, until the end of this season when you pack in anyway!

It was head down again though for Kells and Hosko started to take the limelight, pumping two straight sixes off the off-spinners, one of which cleared the Trumper Oval pavilion. However, the ball after the second six, he went for another drive and was yorked for 43 to make it 2-139. This ended a super partnership of 109 which helped to put us right on top. Matty Makepeace was at 4 after his superb knock last week, and he safely negotiated the last few overs until tea and we went to the sheds at 2-148.

During the break Kells stressed the need to play tough, hard cricket, especially as Easts were being very defensive in having ring fields and bowling well outside off stump when the seamers were on. The Gibbon carried on from where he left off last week and looked in great nick smoking a huge six, but just when he looked like really going on he clipped the spinner to mid-on trying to hit over his head and we were 3-193, the Peace departing for 27. Elliot Richtor and I obviously weren't listening to their captain at tea as we both departed cheaply playing flamboyant shots early in our innings. All of a sudden we were 5-202 from 60 overs and we'd lost the momentum as the game evened up.

(John Blake in action)

But cometh the hour, cometh the man. Firstly, Kells brought up his well-deserved ton. Then after some rubbish personal sledging from the Easts' players who were chirpy all day, he went ballistic nailing them to all parts of the oval. We added exactly a hundred from the last quarter of the day thanks to some massive hitting from our captain which included two 'WOW-esque' sixes, and coupled with handy contributions from Dave 'DM' Michael (8) and John 'JB' Blake (25 not out), who batted with supreme confidence and ability towards the end with Kells, helped us to reach the 300 mark.

Kells was eventually out with three overs left caught at mid-wicket for 159, which included 22 fours and 2 sixes. I'd tell you how many balls as well but after mine and Josh Ling's excellent scorebook standard early in the day, it quickly fell away. Apologies for the mess Bob. Two words ' Will Sweeney'. It was a fantastic effort from Kells, made all the more exceptional when you take into account the situation of the match with wickets falling around him, the slowness of the pitch and defensive nature of Easts' tactics, his impeding injury and the sheer heat of the day meaning the required concentration to bat for 5 hours was immense.

Ending on 7-302, we're in a superb position to wrap up the points next week, now it will be up to the new ball attack of Holmes, Ling and Sweeney, the meds of Longhurst, Richtor and Sherman (sorry Hosko) and the twirlies of DM and JB. With Balmain already gaining 6 points from this round it is imperative we win this fixture to stay up there.

Neil asked for a second photo of Kells looking exhausted and content - we didn't have access to his personal collection

When asked whether anyone could break his world record amount of Test match wickets, Fred Trueman replied in his typical Yorkshire style, 'Aye, but whoever does it will be bloody tired'. I wonder if the next person to score 5000 grade runs for Gordon D.C.C. will be as tired as this. Matthew Kelly everybody!

Neil Longhurst reporting

 

 

 

 

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10 (Day 2)

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10 (Day 2)

3rd Grade collects 10 points against Blacktown

Having secured first innings points at the close of week one, the third rate Stags arrived at Whalan brimming with enthusiasm for the challenge of doing it all again to secure ten points along with equal first place at the top of a congested leader board.

The day started poorly for the Stags with a reshuffle in the dressing room leading to disaster as CRASH!!... a bottle from Adair's personal selection had finally been smashed in the change room' the thick aroma wafted across the change room hinting a complex marriage of blackberry and rhubarb with medium tannins in a long finish with faint heat. How could the Bear go on?

Adair adds more wickets to his personal collection

On the paddock it was up to the leather flingers to repeat their collective disintegration of the Warriors line-up. Early breakthroughs were again made with Adair 'Judge and' Jury (4/51, giving match figures of 9/91), and Jordie 'James Blake' Holmes (3/34) bowling the merciless line and length that has seen many a batsman turn his hand to off break bowling. The performance of these two quicks, backed up by the talented Josh 'Dinga' Ling (1/27) and Chris Archer (2/32), has formed the most ruthless and uncompromising attack that this scribe has played alongside and one that could definitely cause some damage come the business end of the season.

Although Captain Kelly asserts that there is nothing sexy about our bowling strategy, it has proven successful time and again in the capitulation of opposition line-ups. Perhaps if the ball was thrown in the direction of the best looking slips cordon in grade cricket we could sex it up a bit, but at this stage this is far from requisite.

Some of the self-proclaimed 'best looking slips cordon in grade cricket' celebrating the only action they will be getting this week

The fielding, led by the skipper under the lid for the majority of our time in the field, was also first rate, yet the lightning quick outfield mixed with some fortuitous stroke play saw Blacktown dismissed in their second attempt with a lead of 152, and 29 overs remaining in the day ' certainly not beyond this side which has prided itself on positive cricket to enable numerous results and bonus points throughout the season.

With Matt 'Not War' Makepeace wielding the willow with BG at the top of list, the innings got off to a flier with numerous 10+ overs making a considerable dent in the chase. BG (25) was dismissed attempting to again find the fence and Neil 'Gilo' Longhurst (23) took up where he left off with some lovely stroke play, before falling to the hook shot. We have begun to see glimpses of Longy's true ability with the blade in recent weeks and know that a big score is just around the corner for him. Fantasy League selectors of the Pom are sure to get full value in the second half of the season.

All the while at the other end Makepeace accumulated runs to all parts of the ground. This could well be the innings that helps him find the form of seasons past, his unbeaten 71 coming from as many deliveries, steering the Stags home to a richly deserved and invaluable outright victory.

News filtered in throughout the day of the possibility of the clean sweep, and congratulations are extended to all Stags representatives for their excellent performances over the past few rounds, particularly one R.M. Stobo who completed his 48th last match (and children's sudoku) for the club. Hurrah!

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown - Round 10 (Day 1)

3rd Grade in strong position

3rd grade trekked out to Whalan Reserve to begin the New Year looking to hit back after copping the worst of the conditions and being outplayed by Penrith last round.

We hit back pretty hard.

We arrived to find a deck that looked reasonable for batting - although had not received a whole lot of preparation during the week. This being the case, Captain Kelly was more than happy to loose the toss and asked to field. Winning the toss was where Blacktown's fun stopped.

Chris Archer toils away as Blacktown crumble

The innings started poorly for our opposition and never really got better. Jordon 'Gordy' Holmes was just a bit too big, bald and hairy for the liking of their batsman and caused trouble early, unlucky to only snare one pole, decking one back to take out the middle peg. His opening partner Adair 'Judge' Durie, the pick of the bowlers, also knocked over the castle of two of their top order; the first with his first ball that was on its way to Jimmy Hosking at 2nd slip before bending back to take the off stump of their left-handed opener shouldering arms.

Blacktown then put on a small partnership for the fourth wicket until Josh Ling snared us two handy wickets during his tight spell while Longie bent his back at the other end and was unlucky not to have a wicket of his own, beating the bat too many times to count. Special mention has to be made of Linga's catch at mid on, which looked more like he was reeling in a touchdown pass in the Superbowl - but still he got the job done.

The Judge came back on for his second spell and cleaned up the tail all too easily, taking the edge on three occasions to bring his tally to five wickets for the innings and helping us finish Blacktown off for just 113 inside 40 overs.

"Judge" Durie cleans up the Blacktown tail

Once back in the dressing room and feeling pretty good that we were off the ground and out of the heat in pretty quick time, our skipper hinted at the idea of knocking off the runs and bringing up a valuable 6 points inside the first day. That is exactly what our batsman set about doing with Hosko and Benny Garratt setting us up before the brothers' Richtor (Elliot and Dan) took us past Blacktown's total for the loss of only 3. Hosko carried on his great season with 39 and Elliot top-scored with 40 not out.

Once first innings points were secured, and with the Judge and Gordy fired up for another crack, Kells made an aggressive declaration just three runs in the lead. Once again Adair troubled their left-hander, but there was no way he was leaving the first rock this innings and he managed to survive to bat on next Saturday. The other poor fella, however, was no less troubled by the sight of big Gordy running in this innings as he was the last and eventually edged one onto his thigh pad and lobbed a catch to Kells in close. That brought us our eleventh wicket of the day and set us up for a good crack at 10 points next week.

Garratt and Kelly take a quick single

Chris Archer

3rd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Penrith - Round 9 (Day 1)

3rd Grade in Trouble Against Penrith

The last minute omission of two-thirds of the best looking slips cordon in grade cricket had the Third Squadron looking far worse for wear than usual for the round vs Penrith. On the sidelines Lenny Bombas also appeared a little worse for wear having made the scenic trip from the Central Coast to Penrith with Reece, before returning to Chatswood with third grade debutant Steve Colley. How they'd still managed to arrive at the ground before this scribe remains an utter mystery, but it's a credit to the fantastic bloke that Lenny is.

Colley amongst the runs against Penrith

Out on the paddock, the strip greeted both sides with its (becoming) typical green tinge, but not to be perturbed, Captain Kelly exclaimed, 'Bat' at the winning of the toss.

Kelly and the returning Sherman (12) (just what had he fed young Elliott Richtor the night prior the match?) commenced the innings on a steady and solid path until the Ant hit too far under a clip off the pads and skied to square leg, 1/17. Makepeace (8) and Kelly (26) followed shortly after with the scoreboard stuttering to 3/52. Young Colley joined Garratt (22) in the centre, and the man of few words accumulated runs steadily, looking very much the part in 3's. Meanwhile at the other end, Garratt, the 'Third grade bully', played as though he was still not out from the previous week, only to be dismissed attempting to subdue his newly found adventurous stroke play, 4/81.

At tea, discussions turned to the much anticipated Stag's Christmas Party's with Sherman vigorously campaigning for a large attendance at his not so official version. When it was pointed out that the Greengate function was the way to go due to the free beers from 6- 6.45pm, Sherman snapped back, 'Yeah, but how long's that gonna last?!' The cacophony of 'About 45 minutes' was just priceless, as was the realisation that Pic had managed to construct a sentence without employing any of his favourite four-letter words.

Sherman focuses on his musings on his bowling

After tea, Dan "D-Rix" Richtor (18) and Dave "D-Mikes" Michael (13) batting on with Colley to see the score pass 150, but the partnership that the Stag's sorely needed was never to eventuate. Colley (48) showed great maturity in his innings, mixing patience with positive running between the wickets and some fine strokeplay and it was a shame for him to miss out on a 50 on debut (Me thinks he will have many more chances in the future).

Longhurst (13) and Adair (9) added some late runs only to see the Stag's dismissed for 183 in the 66th over, the only consolation being a short tilt at our opponents. In the fading light Lee and the Judge asked some serious questions of the Black Cats openers before being deemed too quick to bowl in the fading light. Despite being deemed too slow to bowl by his team-mates, 'Smiley' Longhurst took over with immediate success, claiming the wicket of the opener who had firstly called for his spectacles midway through a Judge over (surely not!!!), continually complained about the light while playing and missing at everything (put us out of our misery!!!), before being smashed on the front of the grill by a Longhurst bouncer attempting the pull stroke!!!

Ling will be on display this weekend in 3s

On his exit from the field, the batsman went on to receive the loudest ovation heard at a third grade fixture since scores of fans turned out to witness the acclaimed sledging of Messieurs Goldsmith and Reynolds.

This Saturday play will resume with the match precariously balanced with the Black Cats 1-25, and some very positive signs for the Stag's who will be welcoming back the combo of Holmes and Ling for what promises to be the most potent 3rd grade attack of the season.

Ben Garratt

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8

3rd Grade Report vs Sutherland - Round 8

3's Sit On Top Of Table

"Lads, this is our biggest game of the season."

Captain Kelly utters these words or something similar every game, but this time it was certainly true. Being tied with Sutherland on 40 points atop the table with the likes of UTS Balmain (the only team to beat 3rd grade so far) and next weeks opponents Penrith breathing down our necks we couldn't afford any slip-ups if we want to remain top of the pile come March. However Kells broke tradition a little bit later in winning the toss and, after a bit of deliberation, decided to bowl first on a greenish Chatswood wicket, the overhead conditions also being of help to the fielding side.

3rd Grade celebrate Longhurst's wicket

Adair Durie and Chris Lee made great use of these conditions in hitting the deck hard and swinging the ball and keeping the Sutherland openers under the pump. It was this pressure that lead to the breakthrough with a run out. The tall left-hander pushed one to cover point, called his mate through, realized it was a bad call and sent him back, and for Dave 'Paul Collingwood' Michael the rest was easy. The trademark swoop, sharp pick up and bullet throw was backed up by Benny Garrett's celebration when the throw was only halfway to its target at the bowlers end stumps.

Despite this great start and the standard of bowling on display, Sutherland ended the shortened first day 4-140 off 40 overs when the heavens well and truly opened. Adair Durie ended with 2-for and Ben Garrett claimed a run-out. Lee, Neil Longhurst and Elliot Richtor toiled hard unfortunately for no reward; it would be fair to say that with a bit of luck and without the ridiculously short boundary on the railway track side the score could've been completely different.

When the game was officially abandoned for the day, it was followed by a collective groan in the changing rooms when we discovered that if we'd have bowled another over, we could've started at the normal 12:30pm instead of having to get 120 overs in next week by starting at 9:30am.

Arriving 'bright' and early at Chatswood for Day 2 we discovered that there was a few damp patches on the wicket even though the covers that had been put on perfectly by the Pom and Emo the previous evening. Despite following Captain Kells orders of putting down both the white and blue covers we didn't realize there were two white ones ' we put the old one down which obviously didn't work quite so well. Little did we know at the time it was a master stroke....

The Pom, Longhurst, is used to the damp wickets anyway

The Sutherland batsman seemed to be worried about the wet patches at either end and came out all guns blazing playing a shot a ball. Yet despite a few balls keeping low, and a couple taking off, they weren't actually anything to do with those areas, and no wickets fell due to the ball doing loads from having pitched in them. Chris Lee got what he deserved from the previous week by picking up both the not out batsman from last week, one bowled after a dreadful pull shot to a ball that kept a tad low, and the other one edged a cut to 1st slip where Dan Richtor took a smart catch low down. The Stags now right on top after Lee's spell, and Longers came on and claimed the 7th wicket immediately with a yorker that hit the batsman flush on the toe in front of all three.

At the top end, Judgie had been toiling away and despite bowling superbly hadn't added to his tally from the previous Saturday. When he cleaned up the last recognized batsman (who should have been caught by Gilo earlier in the gully off Chris Lee if he hadn't have slipped in trying to dive forward), that was the beginning of the end as he then cleaned up numbers 10 and 11 with, as Kells so nicely put it, 'straight half volleys'. A lovely way to congratulate your opening bowler on his figures of 5-69 and first 'Michelle' (5 for) since his comeback. It was brilliant to watch Judgie reeling off over after over, bowling 15 overs unchanged on day 2 and if we're going to compete for the Premiership his experience and ability will be crucial in helping us attain this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Judge, Adair Durie, impresses the young Pom with a fine display of bowling and figures of 5/69

Chris Lee also bowled really well for his 2-49 and Longhurst chipped in with 1-56. Chris Archer did not get a bowl in seamer friendly conditions, however Archie will be required for many overs in the upcoming games. So Sutherland dismissed for 218, which was going to be hard work on a bowler-friendly wicket, and this also left us with a tricky 16-minute session til lunch.

Kells and Benny 'The Right-Handed Mitchell Kleem' Garratt looked like getting through it with no problems, especially after Kells dispatched one onto the train tracks. Alas a few balls later he left one that nipped back a long way and brushed the top of his pad. Despite the height and the length of the patented front-foot Kelly stride he was adjudged LBW, and not overly impressed with it. Longhurst made the point that Harmison was given out the same way in the 2nd test debacle in a equally questionable and intriguing decision, but when he looked round to see where a reply might come from he realized everyone had already run for cover. 1-16 at lunch.

That's one more for the City Rail staff to retrive


James Hosking joined BG and they immediately took the game straight to the Sutherland attack. We were 57 after 10 overs and the run rate continued to be sustained thanks to some sparkling strokeplay from the pair. BG was being especially harsh on the seamers including one of the trademark sixes over extra cover and Hosko punishing any bad balls straight to the fence and lifting the spinners straight over their heads.

The score was around 150 when Jimmy tried one too many aerial shots off the young Talay, who bowls both right and left arm off spin, and found mid-on. Matty Makepeace, who had a solid if quiet game with his first effort with the gloves in a while, unfortunately also tried to clear the in-field early and was caught at mid-off. The Peace gone for a duck. A collapse on our hands? No chance, as yet another man in form Elliot "Emo" Richtor came to the crease and nailed a couple of his favourite square drives to the fence to wrestle back the initiative. BG brought up his ton shortly before tea in a pretty much chanceless knock, and his first ever grade century. It really was entertaining to watch and considering the wicket its up there with any innings I've seen this season, the likes of tons from Reg (Damon Livermore), Rocket (Rod Hokin), Cake (Matt Michael), Hosko (James Hosking) and a little knock of 236 from the Dazzler (Brad Rasool).

Congratulations Ben on your maiden Grade hundred


We reached tea 3 down needing 30 or so, and the final session of play was dominated by the young Emo Richtor, matching anything seen throughout the day regarding timing and shots off both the front and back foot. We eventually coasted home with almost a full session left having knocked off the target in 45 overs. Emo ending on 34 not out and BG on 112 not out. An extremely happy and euphoric Gordon camp belted the song out knowing we'd gone top out on our own, and it's only ours to lose now. The ability and the confidence is there, its just a case of producing week in, week out as we have done pretty much so far.

Congratulations to first and second grade and the Colts for their excellent victories, and lets try and keep this momentum going for the Penrith game and finish on a high for Christmas and get ourselves up that club championship table to a position that befits the talent throughout the club.

'3-2, we're gonna win 3-2''

Neil Longhurst (slightly delirious with his prediction about the Pom's chances in the Ashes)

3rd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Parramatta - Round 7 (Day 1)

Third grade report v Parramatta day 1

Merrylands, it sounds much further away than it actually is. Which is lucky as the captain refused to leave his humble abode without his morning carb hit of pasta mixed with the previous night's Mexican meat mix.

(Elliot Richtor in action against Parra)

Twenty minutes later a desperate call from Garratt 'are you still picking me up? You said yesterday in your email that you would pick me up, bit you're not here yet!' Again twenty minutes later and team strike force had arrived much to the relief of the waiting Holmes, Archer and Lee who at one stage thought it might be eleven on three.

El Capitano Kelly lost the toss and the thirds were bowling. The deck was flat and hard and the boundary towards the grandstand was short. The openers struggled with no balls and rhythm early and Parramatta capitalised racing out to 0-70 from the first ten.

Richtor was called upon to slam on the brakes very similar in fact to the breaks he was slammin' to on Thursday night. The missus was in bed sick so Els got involved on a boy's night out. So involved in fact that he booted mid step in the middle of the df at one of North Sydney's most popular hangouts. Ever the stylist he insists that not a step was missed and he avoided the tap on the shoulder from the boys in black.

Els (3-15 from 8) grabbed the first wicket, the more aggressive of the two openers bowled after a deflection off the pad then his glove the, ball hitting the stump with just enough force to dislodge a solitary bail. Els also grabbed the next two wickets both cleaned bowled. He was accurate to the point of precision but then sprayed them like his third double JD and coke on Thursday, keeper Higgins less than impressed with the twelve or so byes down leg side.

(The miserly Anthony Sherman against Parra)

The germinator then stepped up to the crease and while bowling in tandem with Archie managed to remove four of the Parramatta batsmen finishing with the miserly figures of 4-36 from 17 overs. Archie (2-88 from 24) was toiling away at the other end all the while and was rewarded with two wickets after taking some stick early on.

One of the dismissals was a regulation catch at deep mid off. Garratt at deep mid on saw Lee wasn't interested and ran around then in and at the last minute threw his hands in the air and managed to pull the ball in. A great catch but there are some questions as to the efficiency of BG's depth perception.

Garratt then finished off the innings with a classy runout assist, succeeding where Michael had failed earlier in the arduous task of returning the ball to Higgins at the keepers end.

(Chris Archer at Merrylands)

A good fight back from the thirds led by Els, Archie and the germinator had contained Parramatta to a total of 236 including a staggering 44 extras. With Kelly unable to open after being belted on the point of the knee off an Archie full bunger the dream team of Garratt and Sherman was reunited at the top of the order.

With ten overs to play in the day the boys were looking merely to finish the day none down and launch an assault on the total next week. BG after learning that second grade had batted and he faced the possibility of two straight weeks in the field wasn't going to miss out on the chance to capitalise on his recent good form.

22 balls later and after two consecutive sixes over the cover boundary, one bouncing off the bike track and onto the roof, the other just going a bloody long way BG brought up his fifty. Unfortunately two wickets did fall late with Sherman and Hosking both being adjudged LBW.

The day finished with the stags at 2-71 in response to Parramatta's 236. A concerted effort from the boys this week should see the six points come down old Chatswood way.

If you don't eat pigs and I don't eat pigs why don't we just not eat pigs together?

 



3rd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 6

3rd Grade Report vs Wests - Round 6

Third grade report vs Wests

A new look third X1 turned up to Chatswood oval on Saturday for the one-day clash with Wests. The two teams had played an epic game last year where over 700 runs were scored across the two days. Captain Kelly was missing from the line up this time, as was Jordan Holmes.

(Pic clears the fence)

Captain Michael (?) won the toss and elected to bat on what was a very good deck. Garratt joined Sherman at the top of the list and the two well honestly they just belted them. 0-4 after one, 0-18 after two, 0-36 from three, the fifty coming up in just the sixth and well it never really abated. The two had put on 163 in twenty two overs when Garratt fell for 86.

It was the best any one had seen him hit them. The Wests openers were flayed to every part of the ground, a six over cover point being the highlight of the innings. Sherman playing a mute hand, as he seemed to battle his way to the ciggie, sorry drinks break. In fact he was smoking them too but looked to be going slow because Garratt was intent on not missing Kayne West opening for U2 for the second night in a row.

Hosking joined Sherman and did what he is in the team to do, sure he may tell you he's an all rounder, but really he's there to bat. And he's good. Jimmy negotiated a tough little spot playing the silent partner as Sherman picked up where Garratt left off. Germs really started to up the tempo combining solid hitting and good placement with good running (only for his runs though). Sherman was eventually dismissed for 97 caught at mid off a disappointing end to a brilliant display of third grade cricket.

(Ben Garratt during his 86)

The younger less brown Richtor joined Hosking and the two added 40 odd before Richtor helped one on its way to deep square leg. It can be difficult trying to continue such momentum when you're new to the crease. The Peace was run out trying his best to keep the score ticking over. Chris Lee was promoted with explicit instructions to get a wriggle on. He took one sighter then bopped the next ball for four then smacked the next one for six but was caught on his third attempt. The brown Richtor fresh from a week of sunning himself at Mona Vale beach came and went as did Michael who had stepped outside briefly on cup day without applying sunscreen and was more red than usual.

Higgins had been whinging for a bat all day and when he did get one what did he do? Run Hosking out. Higgs played well finishing 15 not out and while his strike rate wasn't quite 200 this time it was very handy. Hosking was actually run out for 66 on the last ball scampering for a second, which is hard to understand because the run would've gone to Higgins. It does go along way to demonstrating the good nature of the affable number three though.

(Higgins having a quiet day at Chatswood)

The score finished at 8-308 which the boys agreed was a little disappointing given the platform set up by Garratt and Sherman, but 308 in the bank is still a very good 50 overs.

Durie took the first over from the nursing home end and after two pressure building dots the Wests captain was hurried in to a pull shot that ballooned to Archie at mid-on 1-0.

The next wicket came nine overs later with the score on 33 after a couple of tight overs induced a big shot form the remaining opener. The ball went high and long over mid on, Michael at mid off made eye contact with Archie' it was Michael's catch the new skipper needed very much to prove himself to the boys after failing with the bat, he ran and ran and ran and then stuck out both hands the ball hit flush in the palm of the right and that was it, nothing much else to tell really- except that respect had been earnt.

Lee struck again gifting Higgins yet another dismissal, he was whinging that he was having a quiet game and it occurred to a few of the boys that it may be because Holmes wasn't playing. I'm sure the many devotees of the Third X1 report will remember the point being raised after the Fairfield game that all of Holmes wickets had been caught behind. Well no Holmes equals a quiet game for Higgins. Case closed.

(Jimmy Hosking hits out at Chatswood)

The next wicket was a piece of Archie magic. Captain Michael shrewdly putting the teams sole left-hander at mid on. The batsman played Lee straight back down the ground, Archie ran across, slid, scooped the ball up in one hand and while still on the ground pinged the ball at the stumps- direct hit, pandemonium.

Lee had been bowling extremely well, demonstrating his athletic prowess from his younger years and was rewarded with his third wicket on the final delivery of his tenth over with a slower one that bemused the batsman and hit the top of off stump.

Archie was introduced into the attack and started with a maiden, his second over yielded his first wicket, caught and bowled after the batsman failed to get to the pitch of the ball and got a leading edge. His second came from a drifting, dropping full bunger the obliging batsman hitting it to Garratt who took a good catch moving to his right at mid wicket.

It must have been Garratt's day, first runs then a catch and to finish it off a direct hit after the batsman worked a good Judgie rock just backward of point. He must have had about one and a half stumps to aim at, which as it turned out was more than enough. He seemed just happy to have hit them as his hand was raised it the air before the umpire had done the same.

The next ball Judgie hit the stumps himself a reverse swinging yorker that was too much for the young number 10 first up. The last wicket, Archie's third, came after the Peace held on to a looping prod at cover. The third X1 had put in what was pretty much a perfect day of cricket, brilliant batting backed up by disciplined bowling and exceptional fielding. Eight very well deserved points putting the boys equal top of the table after six rounds.

I said where'd he go, and Hollywood said where'd who go!





3rd Grade Report v Fairfield - Round 5 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report v Fairfield - Round 5 (Day 1)

Third grade report v Fairfield day 1

It was good to be back at Chatswood oval after two weeks on the road. And speaking of roads wow! What a belter we were faced with. Fairfield won the toss and did the only sane thing.

(Well caught Missy)

Captain Kelly urged the boys to be patient, disciplined and to hold it together in what could have been a very long day. Amir and Holmes took the new rock and both bowled well. But with little assistance from the deck wickets were hard to come by. A couple of good overs tightened things up and Amir took the first wicket caught Higgins. Next ball Holmes struck, caught Higgins, the next ball was a rather anticlimactic dot however the ball after that Holmes struck again, caught Higgins (sensing a bit of a pattern?).

In the space of an over the game had changed dramatically. The fourth wicket was harder to come by as some good running and clean hitting took the total up. Amir did however claim his second with what he will admit was not the best ball he bowled, a full toss that the batsmen some how managed to miss to be adjudged LBW (at least Higgins wasn't involved).

(Oops...Missy)

The runs kept ticking over as the Fairfield number five moved his way past fifty. Soon enough though Amir took his third a leading edge from the lefthander slicing off the bat and looping up to Benny Garratt at point who came in, then moved out, then took another step in before launching into a vertical leap George Castanza would have been proud of and plucking the ball out of the air just as it seemed destined to get past him.

The bowling had been good from the stags just what Kelly had asked for full credit to Amir, Holmes, Judgie, the germinator and Emo. Amir's third introduced the Fairfield Captain to the crease who is quite an imposing figure. He nudged the ball around while the not out number five worked his way along.

(Looking good Higgo)

Emo struck removing the captain, how out you ask? How else? Caught Higgins, bloody hell, he still hadn't had to move for one of them. And the scary thing is just after the first wicket fell (caught Higgins) the catcher stumbled over to a bemused Michael and proceeded to unwind some story about having a dream the night before where he caught a man in a yellow hat!

The Fairfield number five reached his ton and then fell one or two runs later to what can only be described as a cunning Holmes plan, fiendishly conceived and executed perfectly.

A short wide one outside off stump an edge and who is there to clean up? Bloody Higgins, still without having to move!

(Who is the wicketkeeper in 3's?)

Holmes struck again not long after caught Higgins, funnily enough all Holmes eight wickets this season have come in this fashion. Which is why Higgs has managed to grab somewhere in the realms of 17 dismissals in the first five rounds! Oh and he trains and stuff, but mainly its because of Gordy.

Archie came on as the innings was coming to a close and bowled well in partnership with Holmes to keep the score from getting away. Archie grabbed himself two, neither of which were caught by Higgins.

With 18 overs still to bat the secondary mission of the day had been achieved, get Pic enough time in the middle to smoke'm. Higgins fresh from taking six catches and well just being himself asked Pic who had been promoted to open whether or not he would need a night watchman as he had requested in the previous round. Apparently not.

Kelly and Pic opened and after six overs the score was 0-40 odd thanks to some smooth stroke play from the pair. However the stags did suffer two setbacks loosing Pic to a half tracker which he smoked, unfortunately straight to the obliging fieldsman at cow corner. And then Kelly fell trying to paddle a full bunger that dropped sharply and hit leg stump.

Hosking and Garratt saw out the remaining overs the stags finishing the day at 2-74 after having dismissed Fairfield for 243.

And that's the end of that chapter'



3rd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 2)

3rd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 2)

Third grade report v Hawkesbury- day 2

What a difference a week can make! Anyone at who read the report from last week or was actually at Bensons Lane last Saturday can testify to the overwhelming heat. This week however it was freezing!

The wicket was hard and with plenty of grass on it. Kelly and Hosking resumed the innings at 1-74. The early stages were tough, the ball was moving in the air and off the deck. The two grafted their way to half centuries and looked well set to bring up the hundred run stand when Kelly was dismissed pulling for 62.

(James Hosking takes one in the ribs against the Hawks)

Sherman joined Hosking and blasted one through cover then mistimed an attempted drive and was caught at mid-off for 6. At this stage there was still some runs to be chased but more importantly there was still the vast majority of the days play left and wickets were at a premium. Richtor Joined Hosking and was looking in fine form until he attempted to pull successive balls for four off the opening bowler and was caught at square leg off the second for 13.

Longhurst joined Hosking, who was still working away ticking the runs over, and the total set by Hawkesbury last week of 163 was eclipsed. On 166 Longhurst was caught at point after he skied an attempted pull shot. At 5-166 still a while before tea the game was in an interesting place the third XI had secured the six points but needed runs to have any chance of obtaining the full ten.

(oops, that was close Kells)

Michael joined Hosking and the two set about getting to the tea break without losing another wicket. Prior to the dismissal of Longhurst, Michael had been explaining to JOF his style of play. Which involves nurdling, then running hard. Hardly elegant but on this occasion it got the job done. Hosking continued his innings playing some lovely strokes through and over the field and adding to Michael's total by running really hard as well.

The tea break was reached without the loss of another wicket and Hosking and Michael resumed, Hosking not too far short of his century. Soon after the resumption Kelly gave the order to wind things up, Michael slogged his way from 40 to 55 courtesy of some stroke play straight out of the Stuart MacGill text book- clear the front leg and swing till you hit something.

The next over Hosking brought up his hundred by despatching a loose one to the back ward square leg fence for four. It capped off what was a brilliant innings in sweltering heat one day, then bitter cold the next on a wicket that was more conducive to seam bowling than any other likely to be encountered throughout the year. Throughout Jimmy was a model of application, working with his partners putting on 99 with Kelly then 100+ with Michael. The declaration came at the end of the over, Michael out last ball trying to slog one more.

(The Hosko pull shot)

With a lead of over 100 the stags took to the field again with Holmes and Lee opening up and both bowled extremely well consistently beating the bat. The break through proved elusive until Archer was introduced and Sherman took a good low catch at first slip. No more wickets were to fall as bad light prohibited the seamers from bowling and Archer and Michael were having little more success. With nine wickets still needed Kelly moved to reintroduce the pace men and bad light stopped play.

(Dave Michael plays a rare defensive shot) 

The stags third XI had secured six points and achieved their preseason goal of winning three of their first four games. It was a good team effort over the two days, with good partnerships when batting and also bowling being the decisive factor.

OHHH chicken Salad!

Art Van De Lay

3rd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 1)

3rd Grade Report vs Hawkesbury - Round 4 (Day 1)

Third grade report- Hawkesbury day 1

Hawkesbury. Away. Hmmm. As Stobes outlined in his salute earlier in the week there are many good people involved in the Hawkesbury cricket club. Their hospitality is second to none. Drinks-breaks every forty-five minutes, ice available to the fielding side, drinks placed at fine leg for the bowlers. It sure is hot but they do an outstanding job to make sure the players are looked after.

(Neil Longhurst at Benson's Lane) 

The amount of cordial consumed across the three grades at Bensons on Saturday must have been enormous. No shirking either, they were all good mixes. This intrepid reporter was heard to suggest that maybe the SCA could look into providing the Hawkesbury CC with a cordial subsidy, in an effort to alleviate some of the cost incurred by their good natures.

Cordial aside. Kelly won the toss and bowled, it was 38 degrees but there was a fair bit of grass on the wicket. Masterstroke or mistake time would tell. Holmes opened with Lee with the former taking first wicket the opener caught behind attempting a pull shot. The bowling was good from both ends but the runs were coming freely as the ground provided good value for shots. Lee struck next with a full straight one hitting the bottom of off stump.

At two for fifty after about 13 it seemed to be even stevens. The ball was still moving around courtesy of the grass on the deck and some handy bowling, but the lightning fast ground and aggressive field placings meant runs were there to be had. The score was climbing steadily but a wicket never seemed more than a ball away.

(Chris Lee takes to the air)

Longhurst and Richtor were introduced and the runs started to dry up. The grassy wicket seeming to aid Longhurst who bowled extremely well, always just back of a length and on the one spot. The wickets came, four of them all up over the course of his 14 overs at the cost of just 44.

This reporter was last year somewhat critical of the young Richtor's fitness, his dad agreed, but the hard yards in the off season seemed to have paid off. He toiled away repeatedly staring down the barrel of his seven step run up coming in ball after ball, one team one dream Els. One team one dream. He did bowl extremely well though claiming 2-16 of 11 overs with a couple of fantasy points for maidens included, the Flintoff impersonations was a bit much though, even for a Richtor.

Yet to get much of a mention in the third grade archives in season 06/07 is one Ian 'Missy' Higgins. Sure he has been paid out for his long hair and swagger, and rightfully so. But his keeping has been of a top standard so far this year, an excellent stumping up to the pegs last week and a brilliant one handed catch low to the left to give Holmes (3-35) his third on Saturday.

(Chris Archer gives it a tweak against the Hawks) 

The above has accounted for all ten wickets and usually that means no other bowlers get a mention. However it would be remiss, neigh unethical of this 'journalist' to file this report without mentioning the efforts Chris Archer, or Archie as he has been creatively christened. Eight of the ten wickets were taken from the grandstand end of the ground. The seamers must have taken seven while Archie was dotting them up from the other end. His figures of 0-44 don't look all that glamorous but if not for a missed chance, some late slogging and some unlucky decisions Archie could well have had a cheap bag himself.

So often there is talk of team plans and bowling in partnerships Saturday was a good example off how it can work with the GDCC third X1 dismissing Hawkesbury for 163. With still twenty overs to play in the day and time drawing on due to what can only be described as a lack of urgency showed by the batting side, the top order would have a tricky little time to negotiate.

Kelly and Garratt opened Hosking padded up at three and Sherman cowering in the corner begging Michael to go in as nightwatchman if a couple of poles did fall. It would seem that not even his lucky Zebra stripe underwear could help him in this situation.

(Elliot Richtor at Benson's)

Fortunately Michael wasn't needed as Garratt and Kelly took the score to 25 or so before Garratt was cleaned up by what was a very handy rock indeed. Hosking (21*) joined Kelly (41*) and the two saw out the remaining overs bunting the score along to 74 in the process.

The third X1 are in a good position going into day two but there is still a lot of work to be done before any points can be claimed.

The snosberries taste like snosberries'.

A. Nonymous

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni - Round 3

Third grade report v Sydney Uni

Kelly wins the toss hazzah! Gordon are batting. Uni number two is quite small, very fast and has a true deck. A score in excess of 250 would be needed.

It looked as if that would be a formality after the departure of Kleem early brought Kelly and Hosking together. Those initial overs saw a good contest with the first grade experience of Bowlers King and Gell up against the equally experienced Gordon duo.

(Josh Ling lets one go)

The partnership blossomed and the score was ticking along nicely when on 40 Kelly was adjudged caught behind. Garratt joined Hosking and the two kept up the momentum with some good running and clean hitting.

Hosking was looking special when on 86 he smashed the ball straight to short cover, the loss was compounded by the dismissal of Garratt for 22 in a similar fashion soon after. At this point the stags were in a good position but the introduction of two new batsmen understandably slowed the run rate. Richtor and Sherman set about building on the good platform that was until Sherman was too early on a straight-ish delivery and produced a leading edge carrying to mid on.

The Pom, Longhurst joined Richtor and the two again set about steering the ship home and were doing well until Richtor holed out to long on for 27. Michael Joined Longhurst and the pair saw the stags through to the last over setting little targets along the way the score went past 240,250, 270 then Longhurst was unluckily run out in the last over having made 53, this first half century for the club in only his second innings.

(Elliot Richtor at Uni)

Higgins sauntered to the crease hair flowing eerily from behind his worn purple hat and finished with 2* from 1 delivery he let everyone know just how impressive a strike rate that is but luckily no one was listening.

The run chase for Uni couldn't have started any worse, Ling striking in the first over, then Amir soon after then Ling again to have the home side reeling at 3-12. Just as Gordon had done the week before Uni were preoccupying themselves with the score they had to chase instead of the ball they were facing. Despite the loss of early wickets the runs flowed until the fourth wicket was taken by just prior to the drinks break.

Michael landing the ball in the right area, according to Garratt at deep point and Holmes on the sideline the ball must have hit something as it moved back through the gate and onto middle stump, the author however would like to think that even if it didn't spin as insinuated by his so called 'team mates' that it took great skill to hit the only protruding piece of turf on the road like wicket big enough to set the ball on such a drastic change of course. But that is neither here nor there.

The Uni total was still edging up but so was the required rate with Richtor and Sherman bowling tight while also picking up poles. A good return catch from Sherman got rid of an aggressive looking number six and a combination of clever bowling and sharp glove work for the irrepressible Higgins saw another wicket fall Richtor's way.

(A wicket to Josh Ling at Uni)

Writing these reports in the third person allows the author certain scope to cover events concerning themselves that if written in the first person would sound nothing short of indulgent. The event to which I am referring occurred after a Richtor delivery had been slapped out towards the deep point boundary, Michael walking in, ever attentive raced around from his sweeping position at deep cover managed to pick up the ball cleanly for the first time not only on that day, but in the week! And then proceeded to spread his arms thumbs pointing down, holding the ball across the seam in the tips of his fingers, turned his wrist so the ball was facing the boundary swivelled his hips as he looked over his left forearm using the force of the lead arm to pull his throwing arm around at a level satisfactorily above his shoulder releasing with a flick of the wrist after an extension of the forearm and sent the ball hard an flat the 30 odd metres to the single stump in sight hitting half way up on the bounce, wicket, pandemonium'..special! And no indulgence what so ever.

With the job still not done Gordon stuck to the task with Kleem capping off an inspired performance in the field with a sharp catch at short fine leg off Richtor. After the batsman flicked a full ball away from around a middle stump line to the waiting hands of Kleem. Sherman, apparently a regular dinner guest of Kleem's couldn't believe his eyes, either that or he couldn't actually see form his place at long off. As he skipped to join the joyous group like a saucy third grader in an Enid Blyton novel he could be heard shouting 'was that Mitchy Kleem!'

The final wicket fell with a runout to Kelly. Gordon 7-282 had defeated Sydney University 10-253. Special mention to Josh Ling who finished his ten overs with the exceptional figures of 2-38 and Elliot Richtor who bowled 8 overs in the tough middle section of the innings finishing with 3-27. Congratulations must also go to the Syndey Uni number five Hay who bombed the deserving Michael for 26 of one over. Thank you Hay.

With the preseason goal of two wins from three starts achieved with a couple of bonus points to boot the Gordon C graders will be looking to build on a solid start to the season when they face Hawkesbury this weekend.

Until then my fellow travellers

Good journey.

Anon

3rd Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

3rd Grade Report vs UTS Balmain - Round 2

3rd Grade Report vs UTS Balmain Round 2

After the reserve, reserve graders gave what Pic described as a "dog-licking" to St. George in Round 1, 3rd grade had to fancy their chances in round 2. However UTS Balmain were to prove a much tougher task than Gordon's opposition 7 days prior. Kelly lost the toss and his side were sent into the field. The pitch was flat, and the Chatswood Oval outfield was as classy as Richie Kenner has been suggesting. Josh "Blinger" Ling and Umayr "insert nickname here" Amir opened the bowling with steady lines and patient bowling which saw the score stand at 1-20 at the first drinks break after Amir claimed a sharp caught and bowled in his 3rd over.

(Missy Higgins shows his style)

Anthony "The burglar" Sherman stole a sneaky pole somewhere in the midst of his 115 overs on Saturday. For the record he actually bowled 19, before succumbing to a rib injury sustained by Sweeney in the nets. Sweeney subsequently is now in the running for peoples champion 06'. Germs'

(Sherman) quote of "Me f'n ribs are f'd" will no doubt go into the chronicles of history as an insight into the mind of the pocket sized rocket. Dave Michael claimed an important wicket in the context of the game, his first of the season, and at the tea interval the score stood at 4-120.

(Anthony Sherman at Chatswood)

Gordon were certainly on top considering the conditions. It was a matter of persistence and hard work to wrap up the middle order and tail. Neither was applied and the Stags were forced to pay for their mistakes. The day could have been far worse had it not been for a bizarre run-out created by the brilliance of Michael and the recklessness of Kleem. The ball was pushed to mid-on (a position that Mitch had held all day), Dave Michael scooted 10 yards to his right, slid and saved a handful of runs. The non-striker, now at the strikers end turned blindly assuming that Kleem had given it the green light to run passed him, and set off for a second. By this time Michael had thrown the ball and Higgins waited patiently to dislodge the bails and leg stump. This was a crucial wicket as the dismissed batsman had already passed 50 and had an eye on posting a maiden 200 had he been given the chance.

In the final session Captain Kelly urged his bowlers for more discipline.

They did not oblige and Kelly saw his team go from a position of dominance to being behind the 8 ball as the Tigers strolled passed 300. Longhurst was unlucky not to finish with more than his 2 wickets due to some ordinary fielding performances. Cubbage ending the day with 1 pole off his 6 overs.

(David Michael at Chatswood)

Tiddles was furious.

Sunday saw the Tigers declare their innings closed at 7-320, leaving the Stags optimistic with their chances of winning the game. Gordon had every right to fancy their chances with the current batting prowess in the squad.

With all the momentum swinging the way of the Tigers it was important for Kleem and Kelly to build a solid start. Once again Kelly was let down by his top order batsman as Kleem, Longhurst, and Sherman all played some regrettable shots to have Gordon reeling at 3-30. As the captain made mention to after the fixture, we surrendered the game within the first hour of the days play. Kulkarni and Evans departed without any major contribution to the run chase and it was left to Kelly to save the team. The captain was soon back in the sheds as the scoreboard showed 6-100 as he left the ground.

Kelly on 68. Higgins and Michael managed to not loose their wickets before tea, however Michael didn't last long after, nor did Higgins. Cubbage battled bravely for a short time before playing an ordinary shot to be caught at point. Ling and Amir couldn't score the extra 150 required and the Stags were rolled well short of the target.

(Mitchell Kleem in pursuit)

An extremely disappointing start to the 2-day fixtures. Let's hope our 1-day form continues against the students next week. I advise second grade to carefully guard their drinks and drink glasses.

Higgo

3rd Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

3rd Grade Report vs St George - Round 1

Third Grade report vs St. George

The GDCC third XI began Season 06/07 in the best possible fashion on Saturday with a comprehensive victory yielding two bonus points over last year's premiers St George.

(Neil Longhurst in action at Chatswood)

St George Batted first. What little movement there was in the deck was exploited to perfection by some ridiculously tight bowling from the opening pairing of Jordan 'Gordy' Holmes and Josh Ding-a-Ling. After 10 overs the score was 1-12.

All the early talk of working together as a unit and bowling to plans seemed to be paying dividends. Michael and Richtor took over and the former released the pressure with two loose over costing twenty odd, not offering Emo the support that had been afforded by each of the opening pair.

Germs (Anthony Sherman) replaced Michael and bowled full and straight. This improved discipline in line and length dried the runs up and eventually yielded wickets with Germs picking up one then Cubbage, overcoming some early nerves, to grab two important wickets in the middle stages.

(Anthony "Germs" Sherman)

Michael re-entered the game with Holmes unable to bowl as a result of an injury sustained while bowling his seventh over. Tighter lines resulted in a wicket and a lower run rate.

The English import Happy Healthy Harrold Longhurst (Neil Longhurst) bowled ten straight from the nursing home end to finish with a well-deserved 3-29 including the scalp of opposition captain and club sponsor Hamish Solomons.

At the conclusion of their 50 overs St George had registered 161 for the loss of 9 wickets. The Gordon boys left the field full of confidence that the chase would go well. Just how well we couldn't know until about the fourth over when the combination of Kelly and Kleem had already plundered 40.

The Gordon innings highlighted the balance needed when playing cricket between taking the runs offered in the infield as well as despatching the bad ball to the outfield. Gordon were never really challenged in the infield, being allowed to sit on the ring and control the tempo of the game and the run rate much easier than St George were able to.

(David Michael in flight)

Kleem departed for 38 with the score on 80 and Garratt joined the party, running well and playing some nice wristy shots including one six over cover off the off spinner. (If you would like to hear more about this shot just ask Ben that is if he hasn't managed to work it into your conversation already)

Twenty-three overs in and the score was 1-162 Kelly playing masterfully for his 74*, Garratt contributing 48* from about 30 rocks. A good win for the boys first up.

David Michael

 

Match Reports 05/06

Match Reports 05/06

2005/06 saw 2nd Grade and the Colts make the final series with the Colts winning the Metropolitan Cup under David Gray.

If you would like to read through any of the match reports from each grade, these can be found below.

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 05/06

A.W. Green Shield Match Reports 05/06

The A.W. Green Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 16 years of age. The Green Shield matches are played either on Sunday€s or on week days during the school holidays.

The competition includes semi finals and a final.

For the match schedule go to: Green Shield Fixtures. 

A. W. Green Shield match reports for 2006/7 season are provided below:

Green Shield Report  7

Green Shield Report 7

Green Shield Report vs UTS Balmain

Round 7 and the Stags returned to Beauchamp in a quest to maintain their unbeaten record and secure a Qualifying Finals position. Heavily overcast conditions greeted the players and the start of play was delayed twenty minutes due mainly to a wet patch half way down the wicket. This gave Coach Brendan Macdonald plenty of time to deliver his usual rousing speech, which undoubtedly gave us that extra 1%. Harry Evans executed a perfect toss and sent Balmain into bat, giving the Gordon bowling attack first use of the damp pitch.

(Paul Campbell bowls a great ball that cuts back from outside off stump with the batsman shouldering arms)

Paul Campbell, in his second game back from injury, stepped up to open the bowling with Tom Drake. Drake held great line and length and was rewarded when he hit the wet patch and the rising ball found the glove of their opening batsman. Evans took a spectacular diving, one handed catch down the leg side. The team is coming to expect such displays of genius from Evans - BMac's persistent catching practice and report writing examples are paying dividends.

Campbell bowled with pace, hit the deck hard and landed the ball on a good length. Towards the end of his opening spell, Campbell was rewarded with his first Green Shield wicket. He again hit the suspect wet patch and the ball looped up to find the shoulder of the bat, Evans taking a relatively easy high catch.

(Richard Pengelly against Balmain) 

Rob 'Junior' Edwards returned to the line-up, however a stiff back prevented him from delivering his usual rapid opening spell. He and Seth Tulloch bowled consistently and economically. Both bowlers regularly found the edge but none went to hand.

Richard 'B1' Pengelly and Charlie 'B2' Sayers were injected into the attack soon after and the pressure built by our two first change bowlers immediately paid off. Balmain's tall opener, easily their best batsman, flicked a low Pengelly full toss to Will Sierakowski's left at midwicket, who dived low and snared a good two handed catch. The new batsman at the crease quickly signalled he was in a hurry, consistently pushing for two, and, in doing so, handed us the next two wickets running his partners out.

Hamish 'Showstopper' Angus was introduced to tie them down before lunch and get through the overs quickly. This so called 'heat' pulled out his usual repertoire including the new delivery, the bouncer. After this new ball was dispatched for three he was brought back to earth in typical Edwards style, who commented 'if you were any slower you would stop'. That said, Angus did his job and, as slow as he was, he was effective.

After the luncheon interval, Campbell was reintroduced. He claimed two wickets in his spell, one a magnificent catch by 'just don't hit it to me' Edwards (well it looked good anyway) and the other clean bowling the batsman, who did not offer a shot. Campbell finished with figures of 3/18 off 12. Sayers finished his spell, bowling all 12 with great consistency, and was unlucky throughout. He was replaced by Sierakowski, who got a yorker to hit their number 8 batsman plum in front - LBW. Tom Drake cleaned up the tail with two wickets in two balls, Sierakowski again taking a good catch at midwicket. Drake finished with 3/11 off 6.

(Tom Drake cleans up the No. 11. What happened to his leg stump?)

UTS Balmain finished with 10/116 off 52.2 overs, a total we were very happy with. A shuffle in the batting order meant that Alec 'Bransby' Brown joined Ben 'two big ones' Cannon at the top of the order. Unfortunately Ben and Alec fell cheaply, both of them getting very good balls first up. The dismissal of Tulloch brought Evans to the crease at 3-37. Sierakowski and Evans formed a good partnership seeing them through till tea. Evans was dismissed soon after, spooning a leg glance to square leg. Sierakowski fell 18 runs later for a well compiled 46; he provided a solid rock for the short run chase. Campbell and Angus saw the innings through for a convincing win in the 32nd over.

(A good decision from Tony Kingsford Smith. The opened Alec Brown shouldered arms and was on it way to hitting the stumps without a shot being played)

Overall it was a convincing victory. Our ground fielding and catching was a huge improvement. There were 4 great catches, two slick run-outs and our fielding in general saved us 20 plus runs. It was very noticeable how much more pressure this put on the Balmain bats. Bowlers need to improve their line and length and remove the loose ball from their overs, and our batsmen need to work on capitalising on their starts and building their innings.

We now face a rematch with Randwick Petersham on Tuesday, 17 January, at Beauchamp in the first of our finals. If we continue to work hard and have some fun we are a side that is good enough to keep our undefeated record in tact.

Harry Evans

Photos courtesy Prue Sinclair and Chrissy Sayers

Green Shield Report  6

Green Shield Report 6

Green Shield Report vs Sydney Uni

(Report courtesy Alec Brown, photos courtesy Prue Sinclair)

The Gordon lads went in to this game striving to continue along the road to perfection. We felt it was a fairly achievable task, given the opposition's record, but still knew it would be a tough game. The day was, to say the least, a tad warm. After an extended warm up, Uni put themselves in on a decent track.

(New reporter Alec Brown and Harry Evans)

Our bowling line-up was strengthened with the return of quickie Paul Campbell, however Rob 'Junior' Edwards was still feeling the effects of a bad back, so was rested. Tom Drake bowled very well holding great line and length to a batsman who seemed incapable of hitting the ball. He also clean bowled a batsman later in the innings. Seth Tulloch bowled a tight spell, moving the ball back in consistently, also got a key wicket, caught behind.

Tim Fragogianis came on, and bowled nothing less that typical 'frago'. Nothing loose, making them do the work. An admirable spell, including a wicket in weather that, by now, most of us had started to realise was getting fairly toasty. Charlie 'soggy' Sayers then came on, and bowled beautifully, keeping the runs down, and earning two all-important wickets.Then we unleashed our secret weapon. Paul Campbell played his first game since the trial game, due to an elbow injury. This was the first time he had bowled in a long time. He came on, and hit the deck at a very decent pace. It was a very promising spell, and all look forward to seeing what will no doubt be some very fiery spells next week. Then, our other secret weapon: Hamish Angus came on to bowl what can only be described as heat. He swung the ball, making use of the moisture in the air, and kept the runs down while getting through the overs quickly, in order to get us closer to the landmark that is lunch.

(Seth Tulloch at Beauchamp)

As B-Mac lay shirtless, baking in the sun, Henry Cooper bowled with great flight and control, using his wicket ball to bamboozle their number 4, who was starting to look settled. Richard 'Penguin' Pengilly came on, bowled really well and threatened the wickets all the time, somehow now getting one.

Our ground fielding was a noticeable improvement, with both Hamish and Henry picking up skilful run outs. However, there were numerous fines dealt out for mistakes, leaving Benny Cannon a little short of pocket, not to mention various others. Sydney Uni finished up with 8-174 off their 60 overs.

We were reasonably happy with this target, a bit under 3 an over. Our batting campaign got underway well, with Ben '2 big ones' Cannon off to a flyer. He took apart the openers to end up with a quick fire 33. Angus Sinclair once again proved himself as the rock of the batting line-up, scoring 52* off 160 balls. His innings was critical to the run-chase, and he kept his composure throughout the now sweltering heat.

(B-Mac and Jules Stephenson enjoy the cricket)

Harry Evans came in, and did his usual thing, scoring heavily with class and flair. He got to 48, before falling to a catch in the outfield, after keeping the scoreboard ticking over with regularity. Hamish Angus then came in to finish it off, with an unbeaten 24, including a 6 over the long boundary.I'd like to give a special mention to the mothers for what was easily the best tea of the season. I'm sure the whole team appreciated the effort put in. Overall, it was a solid performance, with some improvements needed to be made before we are ready for finals next week. Tomorrow we return to Beauchamp Park to play UTS Balmain and look forward to a good contest, and a chance to end the preliminary rounds with a perfect record of 6-0.

Alec Brown

Green Shield Report Round 5

Green Shield Report Round 5

Green Shield Report v Randwick-Petersham.

What a difference 12 balls can make.

Being undefeated in four rounds meant there was a lot of pressure going into round 5 of Green Shield, facing Randwick-Petersham at Coogee Oval. The opposition had lost just the one game so far, against competition leaders Campbelltown-Camden.

We lost the toss, and found ourselves batting on a grassy deck.

(Will Sierakowski at Coogee)

At short notice (Angus Sinclair sustained an injury during the warm-up session), Ben Cannon stepped up to open the innings with Will Sierakowski. Cannon defended gallantly for 39 minutes before being bowled by Randwick's first change bowler.

Sierakowski and Harry Evans put us back in a commanding position at 1/61, before Sierakowski fell for 28. Hamish Angus joined Evans, and the pair batted well together to have us progressing steadily at 2/108 at lunch.

After the break, Evans was caught for 68. Tim Fragogianis joined Angus, who was run out for 36. Fragogianis was caught after making 15 and Tom Drake unbeaten on 17.

Our final score was 8/200, our lowest total yet off 60 overs, but reasonable against a quality bowling line up, and playing on a slow outfield.

With two of our opening bowlers out of action due to injury, we were unable to begin our defense of the total as we would have liked, but Tom Drake and Seth Tulloch both bowled well to keep the runs down without getting a wicket.

First change bowler Tim Fragogianis bowled with the consistency we have come to expect from him, and at the other end Henry Cooper made the breakthrough ' the catch at mid-on taken by Richard Pengelly. Cooper struck again with a caught and bowled shortly after.

(Tom Drake in action at Coogee)

We went to tea with the match evenly poised, but few overs were completed after the break, although we did see Ben Cannon provide a rather unusual interpretation of keeping your eye on the ball ' which resulted in a premature exit of the field, and some ice to the head.

At 28 overs Randwick was 2/72, and the Umpires decided to bring play to a halt. Unfortunately, 30 overs was the amount necessary for a result, and the par score Randwick needed at that stage was 101 (ie. 29 off 2 overs) to win.

So we hung around in the sheds until 6:00 waiting for the rain to subside and play to recommence, but to our disadvantage, the weather persisted, calling an end to the match.

It was a disappointing end to what was turning into an exciting match.

Charlie Sayers

PS

The webmaster visited Coogee Oval on Thursday with a view to providing photographic training for the apprentice web photographer Chrissy Sayers. 

After providing the necessary instruction, Chrissy and the webmaster both took a photo of Ben Cannon at the same time with an amazing result...bowled twice by two cameras.

The results are below:

  

Green Shield Report Round 4

Green Shield Report Round 4

Green Shield Report vs Fairfield-Liverpool

Facing what shaped up to be our strongest opposition yet, Gordon were prepared for a tough contest in attempting their 4th straight win in the Green Shield Competition, this time against Fairfield-Liverpool.

(The Green Shield Squad come off winners against Fairfield)

The start was delayed due to wet pitch conditions, and when we finally got underway at 11.45am, nearly two hours past the official starting time, the umpires had reduced the game from 60 to 50 overs per side. Captain Harry Evans executed a perfect toss and had no hesitation in bowling on the 'grass top' wicket.

The opening bowlers Robert Edwards and Tom Drake made good use of the conditions, hitting the deck hard and moving the ball both ways considerably. The scorebook read Batsman Caught Evans bowled Edwards after the 5th over, in what is becoming a quite recurring score line.

Drake's 3rd over went for 11, but he bounced back admirably, obtaining two wickets in two balls in his next; both leaving the middle stump tilted at a sharp angle. The hat-trick was not to be, but he finished his 5 over spell with the figures of 2/28.

First change bowlers Seth Tulloch and Tim Fragogianis capitalised on the start made by our quicks, Tulloch getting the next with Alec Brown taking a sharp catch at square leg., while Frago kept the runs to a minimum at the other end.

(Rob Edwards at Beauchamp)

Gordon were on top after 21 overs and leggie Charlie Sayers was introduced, bowling consistently and economically in taking 2/20 off his 7 overs. Hamish Angus at the other end bowled well without taking a wicket, going for a mere 25 off his 9 overs.

The fast bowlers were reintroduced, Fragogianis getting his first wicket caught at mid-on, giving Will Sierakowski his second catch of the innings. Drake then produced a stunning run out from the deep to give us our 8th wicket.

Edwards bowled tightly at the other end, picking up his 2nd wicket and finishing with figures of 2/28. We were able to confine Fairfield to a total of 9/149, Gordon needing exactly 3 an over for victory.

Sierakowski opened our account in an aggressive manner, hitting the Farfield opening bowler, a spinner, over his head on more than one occasion before falling caught and bowled for 12. Angus Sinclair survived some sustained and somewhat desperate appeals from the other Fairfield opener, but fell stumped to the 1st change bowlers, yet another spinner.

Harry Evans appeared determined to bridge the gap between himself and the top two run scorers for the season, as he strode confidently out to bat, and partnered by Hamish Angus, the two of them batted in controlling fashions to have us in the box seat, before Angus was dismissed for 32, giving him a 193 run total for the season after 4 games, 8 shy of Sinclair's 201.

Such is the depth of our batting; we could afford to mix the order somewhat, with newly appointed Drake coming in at number 5. He batted well with the authoritative Evans, before falling LBW.

(Tim Fragogianis at Beauchamp)

Fragogianis came in next, hitting every ball in the middle of the bat from the outset. Another strong partnership between himself and Evans was broken with only 5 runs to win ' the latter falling for 83, giving him a grand total of 213 for the season.

Frago only needed 2 more scoring shots to finish off the match, Gordon the winners by 5 wickets.

With only 3 rounds to go, and Gordon one of only 3 undefeated teams, a quarter-final berth looks imminent, and would be assured if we were to beat Randwick Petersham on Thursday, 5 January.

Charlie Sayers

Green Shield Report Round 3

Green Shield Report Round 3

Green Shield Report vs Mosman

Mosman.

The team everyone wanted to beat.

Having played Green Shield with Mosman last year myself and many other players from both sides playing for each team over the years, the match was shaping up to be a very interesting affair.

(Will Sierakowski at Beauchamp)

We were full of expectation as our openers strode out to bat, considering we had been 2 down for more than 150 after each game we have played so far.

However we lost an early wicket with the score at 35, Will Sierakowski falling for 21. Angus Sinclair fell soon after for 20, bringing his season average down to a humbling 98.50.

Harry Evans continued the developing trend of making a start, when he was dismissed caught down the leg-side for 17.

Mosman had us on the back foot, no pun intended, and the middle-order were forced to do something previously unheard of, in attempting to put life back into our shaky start to the innings.

Tim Fragogianis played an excellent innings, hitting the bad balls for 4, and always looking in control. Hamish Angus also continued his run of form from the last two innings. Their partnership was imperative, and together the pair guided us to a steady position at 3 for 114.

(Tim Fragogianis against Mosman)

Fragogianis fell for 29 trying to lift the run-rate, caught and bowled with a straight drive that looked certain to reach the boundary; and Angus was dismissed soon after for 37.

He earned himself a $5 fine according to Coach BMac, after being stumped blocking. This was arguably not as harsh as Sinclair's $10 fine for being out on 99 the day before.

Our lower order was once again able to clobber the opposition bowlers in the latter stages of the match. Opening bowlers Robert Edwards and Tom Drake led the way, hitting 24 and 28* respectively. Ben Cannon also batted well at the close in his 26.

On a pitch that seemed to favour bowling, our total of 216 was reasonable but would need some solid bowling performances if we were to maintain our unbeaten record

Opening the bowling, Edwards obtained a wicket in his first over with the opposition yet to score. Drake continued his consistency seen in previous matches, getting the next with a caught and bowled.

(The boys celebrate a wicket)

Both bowlers bowled with fire and aggression, Edwards in particular having batsman trying to avoid deliveries in any way possible.

The match fines continued rolling in, with two individuals penalized for leaning on the fence at fine leg during their bowling spells. I won't mention any names, our opening bowlers know who they are.

When the Mosman Number 4 ambled to the crease, a few pleasantries were directed at him from the fielders and a customary over of short balls was directed at him by the bowler. We were able to have him caught behind of the bowling of Edwards without much contribution to the score line.

Fragogianis was introduced, and got 2 quick wickets in his first few overs. The visitors were looking shaky at 5/33, but resistance was shown in their 6th wicket partnership. We took our foot of the accelerator at this point, allowing Mosman to get more runs than they perhaps should have.

(Skipper Evans in action)

Edwards was reintroduced, and provided the vital breakthrough with his 3rd wicket, finishing with figures of 3/36. But another defying partnership ensured we would have to work for the final few wickets. However Mosman were never really in the chase after some good containing bowling in the middle period demonstrated by Charlie Sayers, Henry Cooper and Hamish Angus

Mosman's primary objective from then on was to just bat out their innings, and wickets eluded us, as we hoped to bowl them out cheaply to boost the all important net run rate.

Angus and Fragogianis paired up again to get a wicket apiece, the latter obtaining innings best figures of 3/17. Some dodgy running between the wickets by the Mosman batsman allowed us to get two run outs at the end of their innings, thereby wrapping up the match

We ended up bowling them out for 129 ' a victory by 87 runs. Our 3-0 record has us sitting 3rd of 20 on the table, but there is improvement to be made when we take on the likes of Fairfield and Randwick after the Christmas break.

C Sayers

Scores:

Gordon 216 (60 overs) Hamish Angus 36, Tim Fragogianis 29, Tom Drake 28 no, Ben Cannon 26, Rob Edwards 24, William Sierakowski 21 defeated

Mosman 129 (54 overs) Tim Fragogianis 3 for 17, Rob Edwards 3 for 36, Hamish Angus 1 for 3, Tom Drake 1 for 5, (2 x run outs)

(Photos courtesy Chrissy Sayers & Prue Sinclair)

Green Shield Report Round 2

Green Shield Report Round 2

Green Shield Report vs Parramatta

Gordon travelled to Old Kings for Round 2 of the Green Shield competition to meet the always unpredictable Parramatta side.

After careful consultation between coach and captain, and a successful coin toss, Gordon elected to bat on a hard and flat surface. William Sierakowski and in-form batsman Angus Sinclair saw off the new ball in terrific style, whilst maintaining a run rate of 3.5 an over for the first 12 overs, before Sierakowski was dismissed leg before wicket for 27.

(Harry Evans at Parramatta)

Whilst this was a minor setback, new batsman to the crease Harry Evans, along with Sinclair continued to mount pressure on the tiring bowlers in the 30 degree heat, continually changing over the strike to ensure that no bowler fell into rhythm. They batted with precision and grace, capitalising on any loose ball. The excellent lunches supplied at our games by scorer Leona Sierakowski seemed to slide down more easily with the score at 1 for 148 off 40 overs.

Coach Brendan McDonald was enthusiastic that the team was in reach of the elusive '300 mark', with 20 overs remaining and plenty of wickets in hand, and when Evans was run out on 75, the big-hitting Alec Brown was sent in to bludgeon the bowling attack. A quick 16 from the big man at more than a run a ball set the platform for the remaining batsmen. Next to the crease was regular number four Hamish Angus (batting at 6), scoring a gritty, but flawless 38 not out, all the while with Sinclair at the other end, turning over the strike for the other batsman and accumulating runs. Sinclair was finally dismissed for an impressive 99 off 168 balls, caught at point. A truly magnificent effort in such unforgiving weather.

(Charlie Sayers at Parramatta)

Robert Edwards and Hamish Angus added beneficial runs to the total, (Edwards being dismissed for 25 off 12 balls) and ex-Parramatta player Tim Fragogianis finished off the innings in fine style. The team concluded the 60 overs at 6 for 298, scoring at a rate of 7.5 per over for the last 20 overs, falling just a measly 2 runs short of 'B Mac's' benchmark.

The team remained inspired even whilst the two opening bowlers, Edwards and Drake, were being dispatched to all parts of the ground in their early overs, but after 6 overs, and the score at 35, the aggressive batting was replaced with tight lines from the bowlers, and even tighter fielding (something of which a shirtless coach was proud to see).

The two 1st change bowlers, leg-spinner Charlie Sayers and quick Seth Tulloch, bowled with fine control to pick up 3 and 2 wickets respectively. Henry Cooper also picked up 2 wickets with a fine display of the art of leg spin bowling, along with his 2nd change pairing of Tim Fragogianis, who bowled well with little reward.

(Tim Fragogianis in action at Parramatta) 

The team was eager to grasp every opportunity in the field, as the newly appointed fines system ensured that any minor flaw contributed important funds to the function at the end of the season at Coach McDonald's residence.

The end result was inevitable after 40 overs, with the home team going at around 3.5 an over, well short of the required run rate, and when Edwards finished off the tail, restricting Parramatta to only 197, the boys were able to get off the field and start to rest up for the game against Mosman the next day.

Gordon the impressive winners by a margin of 100 runs. The only criticism of the team's performance was the atrocious version of the Gordon club song at the end of the day's play.

Gordon 6 for 298 (60 overs), Angus Sinclair 99, Harry Evans 75, Hamish Angus 38 n.o. defeated Parramatta 197 (Charlie Sayers 3 for 40, Rob Edwards 3 for 36, Henry Cooper 2 for 29, Seth Tulloch 2 for 49).

R Edwards

(Photos courtesy of Chrissy Sayers)

Green Shield Report Round 1

Green Shield Report Round 1

Green Shield Round 1 vs Bankstown

The Stags travelled to Graham Thomas Reserve on Sunday for our first Green Shield encounter against the finalists for the last 3 years, Bankstown.

(Angus Sinclair at Bankstown)

After losing the toss and been put into field, the match started in surprising circumstances when the hosts found themselves 2/1 after 5 overs. The first wicket fell to the bowling of Tom Drake with the score at 1, caught behind, and the next fell quickly after, due to a spectacular piece of fielding by Hamish Angus at backward point. Bankstown were left scratching their heads, with both openers back in the sheds in short time.

Gordon kept mounting the pressure and the next wicket fell soon after, once again, a run-out by Angus. The unanticipated score line after 20 overs was 3/37, with the visitors firmly on top.

But Bankstown refused to give in, and the next two partnerships ensured they had wickets in hand for the final 20 overs. The only other wickets to fall were to the bowling Henry Cooper, caught at midwicket by Angus, and to Robert Edwards, bowling Bakstown's top scorer. Tim Fragogianis and Drake bowled well at the death to limit Bankstown to 5/219.

For the second time in a row, Gordon lost an early wicket, but was rescued by Harry Evans, and Angus Sinclair. They batted with excellent communication and understanding, stealing many runs through good running between the wickets. When Evans fell in the over before lunch for 41, Gordon was progressing tenaciously, the score 2/84 after 25 overs, Sinclair going steadily on 34*. The prospect of us lower order batsman actually getting some time at the crease seems to be growing dimmer after today's performance.

(Tom Drake in Action on Sunday)

After the interval, Sinclair was joined by Angus, who set out to damage the opposition's bowlers from the outset. Both batsmen were simply cruising, Sinclair achieving a commanding 50 with the score at 2/129. Needing around 3 ' per over for victory, Angus put the accelerator on once more, piling on runs all around the ground with complete ease, and achieving his 50 in short time.

With the required run rate lessening, some sloppy fielding by Bankstown made our task less demanding as the day wore on and Sinclair and Angus continued batting resolutely, steering Gordon to an emphatic win.

We scored 2/223 in 54 overs, Sinclair finishing on 78*, and Angus 87*

A commanding victory by eight wickets was the perfect way to begin our campaign towards the finals, and the team should be looking forward to the games against Parramatta and Mosman on Thursday and Friday.

Report by Charlie Sayers 

(Photos courtesy Chrissy Sayers)

Manager's Comments

A good win against one of the strongest Green Shield clubs over the past 10 years. It's always very pleasing to travel to the Western Suburbs, particularly Bankstown, and return victorious.

Some of the highlights of the day's play were:-

  • an excellent opening spell (2/5 off 10) from our two strike bowlers, Tom Drake and Robert Edwards. Also a fine last over by Edwards, when Bankstown was looking to plunder the bowling.
  • mature batting by both Angus Sinclair and Hamish Angus. Sinclair was particularly disciplined, prepared to be patient and wait for the loose ball. Angus looked in fine form. Both batsmen watched the scoreboard carefully and timed their run to the finish line very well indeed.
  • sharp close-in fielding from Angus, with two run-outs. Also Drake, whose strong throwing arm from the boundary allowed the Bankstown batsmen to take one's and two's, but never three's.
  • controlled medium pace bowling from Seth Tulloch (0/14 off 5), Tim Fragogianis (0/24 off 9), William Sierakowski (0/16 off 6) and Richard Pengelly (0/31 off 5).
  • our two leg-spinners, Henry Cooper (1/30 off 8) and Charlie Sayers (0/18 off 4), are becoming more consistent, which is inspiring confidence.
  • good umpiring when the square-leg umpire, Jon Graham, gave Angus Sinclair out (run out). This decision was quickly over-ruled by the umpire at the bowler's end, Steve McAppion, who, from where he was standing, could see that the Bankstown keeper did not have the ball in hand when he broke the wicket.

Our catching, field placement, bowling combinations and running between wickets are all areas we continually need to be working on. Run rate will doubtless be something else we will need to consider as the competition progresses.

We need to be careful when fielding on grounds where steel fencing is the boundary. One injury (Alec Brown) during our trial game against St George, and another two (Ben Cannon ' back, Richard Pengelly ' finger) against Bankstown. Right now we can ill afford additional injuries. Do your best to field the ball, but not at the risk of slamming into the fence and injuring yourself.

Our thanks to Sam Hinton for carrying out the coaching duties in the absence of Brendan McDonald. Bmac will be with us for all of our remaining matches.

Excellent scoring as always by Leona Sierakowski, who somehow finds the time to also buy and help serve the team's lunch. A fine example of a team player.

Good to see the entire squad of 14 boys present, particularly Alec Brown and Paul Campbell. Whereas Alec hopes to be fit this week, Paul's injury is going to take time to heal. Let's hope he at least recovers in time for the Qualifying Finals on 17 January, just 4 weeks away.

Great support from all parents, who were present at most if not all of the day's play.

Now it's down to earth, with only one match gone and one win under our belts. Six games to go, two in two days this week - Parramatta away on Thursday, and Mosman at home on Friday.

R. C. Evans

 

 

 

Fifth Grade Match Reports 05/06

Fifth Grade Match Reports 05/06

The Fifth Grade team plays for the Dave Sherwood Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

Fifth Grade match reports for 2005/6 season are provided below:

5th Grade Report Round 15

5th Grade Report Round 15

5th Grade report vs UNSW

Saturday saw the end to a season which promised much promise for the Stags of 5th grade. When Higgins arrived at the ground he was greeted by a few lone Stags in the home dressing sheds. It was great to be back at Chatswood.

The smell of rice and construction in the air, the feel of a warm March day on my back, and the fresh dew all provided the perfect atmosphere for a days play of cricket.

When 9:30 struck on the analogue watches of the waiting crowd I realised there were only 8 Gordon representatives at Chatswood oval. When 9:35 came,

7 Stags sat in the sheds waiting on their team mates, as one player forgot his spikes and was forced to drive home to pick them up.

A home game. Chatswood Oval. The biggest game of the year up against minor premiers UNSW. 20 minutes till ball one, 4 players absent. We were fighting an uphill battle from the outset. Youth is aplenty in the lower grades, especially in 5's, but I hope to never see this type of showing again in any team.

During the usual inspection of the pitch and its surroundings, we noticed some rather unusual scuff marks on the pitch. A note had been left on the door of the home sides dressing rooms notifying the players of vandalism on the wicket. The groundsman was forced to water the pitch to repair the damage. There wasn't enough time for the wicket to dry out. The pitch was green and wet.

Captain Storey lost the toss, and thankfully we were sent in to bat. I say thankfully because we were still short of a player by the time the first 3 or 4 overs were completed. I felt sorry for opening batsmen Fitzpatrick and Slocombe. The ball would have struggled to do any more in the air and off the surface. Balls jagging every which way. Fitzy copped one on the helmet but being the man he is laughed it off. Well if he wasn't laughing the rest of the guys were.

Batting didn't appear all that difficult from the grandstands but by the time I got out there I gained appreciation for the work the 2 openers did.

Fitz and Choppy lasted around 10-12 overs before the latter nicked a ball to slip.

1-20

Lassie joined Fitz but it wasn't long till Fitzy was run out. Closer inspection from the 3rd umpire showed that Lassie should have been the one given out, as Fitzy didn't even get half way down the track.

Higgins arrived at the crease and immediately endured some pain. A ball to the ribs, and ball to either thigh played prelude to a shocking collision with the ball and Higgins cut lunch. Fortunately Higgins is so well endowed the ball rocketed straight back to the bowler without inflicting pain to either player.

Fewer times have I seen a wicket that did as much off the seam as the one on the weekend. Sometimes it became quite comical.

When Lassie was bowled for not many the score line looked troublesome. Jack Rabone joined Higgins but unfortunately never looked comfortable. In fairness to Rabbits and all the bats, no one from either team looked comfortable out in the middle. Rabbits shouldered arms to a ball that from what I saw pitched just outside off; his leg stump declined 45 degrees.

4-40

Packman, after receiving news of his brothers successes, came to the crease all guns blazing. He and Higgins set about resurrecting the score book, before Higgins' gutsy, courageous innings ended on 25.

5-75

From there not much to report. Our last five fell for 30. Our last 4 for about 15. Tim Roarty added some respectability to the total with some lusty hitting, including 3 sixes and the best shot for four I've ever seen.

Jim "Jungles" Robson was bowling when the score was 8-90. The leg side field was stacked. Jungles bowled, Roarts quickly changed hands and played a reverse slog over point for four. Unbelievable. Of course had he got out I would be reporting on his stupidity.

All out 104

A chance. A slim chance. But a chance none the less.

The lunch break saw Packman, Slocombe, Higgins and his significant other travel to the Chatswood shopping centre. Nothing really to report; just wanted to let everyone know my girlfriend was at Chatswood. Just wanted to let everyone at the club know I have a girlfriend. Just wanted everyone to know I wasn't at the Mardi Gras last Saturday night.

Packers opened up the bowling and before long found good rhythm. A wicket in his second, third and fourth over got things going. Timmy Clifford bowled superbly at the other end picking up a well deserved wicket. The ball, whilst still new, assisted the bowlers greatly. Suddenly we were every chance of winning the game at 4-15.

After the first drinks break the sun came out, and the pitched dried quickly. All the bowlers bowled particularly well. On most other days we would have rolled UNSW for maybe 50 odd. The momentum needed to keep on going. As has been the problem all year the fielding was the difference between winning and losing. I said against Wests if we continued dropping catches we will lose matches. What do you know; I was right.

Two very basic chances were spilt and the game slipped away. No less than 25-30 plays and misses from one of their batsmen kept us frustrated but at the end of the day you make your own luck in this game.

Fitzpatrick did however take an absolute screamer in the gully. Roarty bowled a bouncer to the wily old veteran which caught the shoulder of the bat. The ball ballooned to gully. Fitzy took 3 paces in, then 1 back before flying overhead and grabbing the ball 2 handed. He got up and ran; ran like Dwayne Bravo at the Adelaide Oval. No one chased him. No one could believe he could make such a dogs breakfast of the easiest catch anyone has ever seen.

I must make a mention of the effort Tim "Tommy" Roarty gave on Saturday.

Bowling 10 overs on the trot in warmish weather is no mean feat. Stores also bowled quite well without luck. Bourney may have had better days, but the pitch did suit the meds rather than the spinners. Packers and Cliffy gave their usual 110%. Things got so desperate the combination of Lassie and Choppy was used for a few overs. Choppy even ending up with a wicket. No doubt Macleans, his sponsor, would have been pleased.

All too easy in the end for UNSW as they scored the runs with 4 wickets in hand and 30 odd balls to spare.

A devastated Stags outfit returned to the silent rooms. Every one knew the opportunity we had to play finals cricket. Every one knew the opportunity we threw away. No one said it, but it was written on the faces of the 11 Stags.

So farewell it is from me to the summer of 2005/2006, the Gordon Club, and its supporters. A few things before I head off to do what ever it is I do in winter:

I would like to thank Paul Stephenson for editing 4,367 of my carefully chosen and witty words over the year. As well as this, thanks to the Webmaster for not deleting me from your website. Thanks to Stobo for being such an easy target on a regular basis. Thanks to Stobs for being Stobs (never thought I'd be saying that).

Thank you to Mitch Kleem whose poetry has been acting as both bed time material, and comedic conversation at the Green Gate. Thanks to the Green Gate for giving me beer and jugs of bundy.

Finally thanks to all the club for being who you are. I got an offer from the 5th grade captain of North Sydney at the Crows Nest Hotel to play for his club next year at about 2:37am on Saturday night/Sunday morning. I checked the Norths website'.Not as good as ours.

I'll be back next year.

Cheers

Higgo

5th Grade Report Round 14 day 2

5th Grade Report Round 14 day 2

5th Grade report vs North Sydney

A disappointing way to finish the penultimate days play of the 2005/2006 regular season. Round 14 was an opportunity for the Stags to confirm their spot in the top 6, but rather the men from Chatswood stumbled at what appeared to be a hurdle of insignificant proportions. Fortunately it is only a stumble, but what an opportunity we missed over the last two weeks.

(Higgo looking good)

Gordon bowled out for 179.

North Sydney 5-191.

The loss makes life extremely difficult for the 5th graders this week, who will now have to beat outright leaders Uni of New South Wales (72 points) to assure themselves of a finals birth. The job appearing even more difficult by the fact that UNSW beat their educational counterparts and 7th placed Sydney Uni by 260 odd runs on the weekend. This counts for nothing now. UNSW will finish in first place at the end of round 15, but it is Gordon who has everything to play for this coming Saturday. A loss would mean that if either Sydney Uni or Campbelltown-Camden win then the Stags would be out.

The equation is simple.

Although it was a heartbreaking loss for the boys on Saturday, many positives can be brought out from the game. The bowling was superb. The 178 runs that were scored in the days play (North's started the day at 0-13) came from a whopping 82 overs. The wicket was of test match standard, and realistically a score of 350 in a day should have been par.

(Michael Bourne bowling without luck on Saturday) 

Full credit to all bowlers for their efforts, especially Bourne who must have churned out close to 25 overs without result.

Timmy Clifford bowled especially well to pick up 2 poles, the first of which he uprooted the opening batsman's middle stump. Exceptional line and length from the new recruit, a real asset to have in the team. But WOW can he eat.

At every opportunity he will be attacking anything the slightest bit edible.

Drinks, tea, after play, between overs, going back to his mark; all of these breaks in play offer little Timmy "Mallos" aka Clifford the opportunity to snack.

Millar, returning to cricket after his night of debauchery, didn't get as many overs as what he would have liked, but bowled a consistent attacking line, and Roarty bowled his usual sneaky overs resulting in a sneaky but deserved pole.

(Skipper Storey at North Sydney)

Storey bowled well, a yard or two slower than in previous fixtures but line and length none the less. The wicket offered all bowlers, including Stores, limited assistance. Limited is a very liberal word to describe the assistance.

Wickets were sporadic, which meant we were never really able to build pressure. Defending 180 means that a cluster of wickets would have to fall in order to win the game. Mallos picked up two relatively close together, but by this time it was too little too late.

It was before Mallos came onto bowl that Fitzpatrick may have given Mallos the greatest nickname I've heard this year. Mallos was fielding at cover and decided to dive at a ball that was rolling to him at no faster than 4 or 5 km/h. The earth shook as if Godzilla had saved four runs diving in the cover region. "Johnty" Mallos was born. The crowd erupted. The fielding, although never bad, was never good. There was no sense of urgency, no desire to attack everything. 3 or 4 sharp chances were missed, 3 of those of Mickey B, and would almost have certainly turned the game in our favour. Look for a much improved effort this week when the Gordon Club makes its long awaited return to Chatswood Oval.

A very productive discussion took place in the away dressing room at Tunks oval, late on Saturday afternoon. Mallos was evidently twitching to get away and make his debut appearance at the "Lock In" so he claimed; we all knew he was headed to a certain parade that rocked Sydney and more specifically Oxford Street on Saturday night. The discussion went on for about 15 or so minutes, thank God Plummer wasn't there other wise I'd be writing this report from Tunks, and the team is better for it. Hopefully every available 5th grader will be at training for both days this week, and I know we will beat UNSW. We have to.

Ian Higgins

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5th Grade Report Round 14 day 1

5th Grade Report Round 14 day 1

5th Grade Report vs North Sydney Day 1

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Greg Matthews claims to have won a mind game with Richard Stobo, and therefore justifies his actions not so long ago. There is only one idiot who has won a mind game with the 'great' Stobo in recent times, and his hair is far from being an endangered species. In fact as our club coach calls it, it produces; "The nectar of the God's".

The result of the Round 14 clash with the Bears of North Sydney was surely a forgone conclusion before a ball had been bowled. 17th placed Norths vs the 4th placed Stags. Gordon would win, but by how many.

(Michael Bourne who saved the day with his batting)

Unfortunately this was the question circulating the club, especially 5th grade, in the lead up to Saturday. How funny cricket is. 5's managed to put up their worst days play of the season, at a critical time of the year. Embarrassing, ordinary, woeful are but a few words that come to mind when one reflects on Saturdays debacle.

Gordon bowled out for 179.

Higgins and Storey arrived together at the picturesque ground of Tunks Oval to find a number of players missing from the dressing sheds. Tim "Cliffy" Clifford had coaching which ran a little over time, and the great Tommy "Tim" Roarty had gone to Tunks park at Macquarie. Roarts arrived with the news that he would be leaving at 4pm to go to a wedding. No one knew of his early departure, but to be fair he had told a number of people prior to the days play, all of whom forgot. It was a bad day from the outset.

Stores won the toss, and batted on a batsman's paradise. I've never seen a better wicket to bat on. I've driven on roads which resembled less of their name than the deck at Tunks. White lines down the middle, a two lane run feast was put on offer for the Stags.

Complacency is not a good value to have but it crept into our game and we were jumped all over by the waiting Bears.

(John Mallos at Tunks)

Only one umpire was designated to Saturdays play, and therefore one member of the Stags would be forced to stand at square leg for 10 over stints.

Mallos was forced to stand at square for a full 16 overs, as the Stags were pleased to have the little penguin out there for an hour or so.

Choppy Chop was the first to be dismissed, caught behind. Perhaps his recovery from a night in lock up had started to catch up on him. Fitzy fell shortly after hooking the slowest bouncer I've witnessed to square leg.

Higgins, padding up after Fitzy's dismissal, was privy to one of the blow ups of the season as Fitzy went ballistic including a spectacular throw.

Lassie was next to fall caught behind as he attempted to smash another textbook cover drive. Higgins joined Roarty, who had been promoted in the line up to use our full 11, and the two just began to pull the game back in the Stags favour. At drinks the score was 3-60.

When Roarty attempted to bomb a straight one the score was 4-100 as his failed swipe fell into the hands of mid on.

Rabone came in, scored one run, then nicked a ball to the keeper as he tried to cut the shortest ball of the day.

5-101.

For these two crucial wickets to fall like this was very disappointing. Higgins, standing at the other end probably blew up more than the two batsmen. Mallos was the next man in, and as he waddled to the crease he was the unfortunate recipient of a Higgins earful as the long haired "man" sent a rocket up his team mate, telling him "If he gets out like the past two he would personally wrap the bat in his hand round his neck". This quote is minus a few expletives, and was originally used by Marty Reynolds. Cheers Marty.

(Higgins leaves the scene after his 36)

Higgins and Mallos took the score to 5-120 at tea. The tea was sub par I'm afraid to report. 6 plates of confectionary, 4 of which were chips of the same flavour. Matt Kelly would have blown up. Klemmy would have been pleased with the spread.

After tea, Higgins failed to add to his score and was caught at slip for the days top score of a measly 36. Mallos followed soon after.

Storey and Bourne may have saved the day for the Stags as they added 50 for the 8th wicket. It was slow going though. Their 50 run stand came in no less than 30 or so overs. But it was gutsy, determined cricket. Stores was the first to go, an inspired 20 something. From there the tail added 4 or 5 extra runs. All out 179.

The Stags had the chance of 7 overs at the Bears. No result, but plenty of promise. Look for Cliffy to take a few, he might just be a bit of a dark horse.

The worst days play I've had this year, cricket wise, but still an enjoyable one due to the company of my team mates. It's a shame none of them like me though.

Rest assured the boys will throw everything at the Bears to bring home 6 points. I may just give Mo a call, see what he does to put off the opposition.

(Storey and Bourne in action)

Mardi Gras this weekend. I wonder if there will be as many Stags attending the festivities as there was attending the 'Desperate and Dateless'. I wonder how many jokes I'll get this week regarding the Mardi Gras.

Cheers

Higgo.

5th Grade Report Round 13 day 2

5th Grade Report Round 13 day 2

5th Grade vs Western Suburbs Day 2

The latter half of Round 13 took the 5th graders out to Punchbowl oval, where Gordon sat in a strong position from the previous week declaring at 9-307. The wicket and outfield looked to be in good nick, as it did last week, however last weeks pitch played all sorts of tricks on the batsmen.

The warm-up was a good one. Each player knew where he stood, and what the task was for the days play. Captain Dave Storey got confused about the rules of cricket and stated to his team; "Let these guys know we are going to take 307 wickets here today"

(Dave Storey in action) 

Every one heard it. No one corrected him for fear of copping an earful from the ferocious and inspirational leader. Dave Storey is an inspired man, before each days play he reads 'The Bible'. 'The Bible' being Steve Waugh's knew autobiography. I was intending to buy the book over the festive season, however I'm glad I refrained from the purchase, as I have heard most passages from the holy grail of cricket novels.

On most days of play, 11 players are used on either side. Coincidently, both Gordon and Wests were unable to field all 11 players for the full days play.

Wests had suffered an injury to one of their batsmen, making him unable to bat, whilst Gordon had lost Lassie, and Packers was forced to leave early for a bucks do in the afternoon. Dave Storey frantically called everyone and anyone on Friday afternoon to see if they could find someone to field for the Stags. AJ Fry would have enjoyed his last day at the club, as both his mate, and his father joined him on the field for 80% of the days cricket.

The Stags began brilliantly in the sweltering heat due to some fine bowling from Stores and Packers. Storey struck first with a sharp chance taken at a catching mid-on by Dave "My Humps" Miller. He claimed his second 2 balls later when some fine swing bowling struck the Wests captain plum LBW.

Suddenly Wests looked to have lost all hope at 2-8.

Packman chipped in at the other end soon after the first 2 wickets had fallen with a simple caught behind to Higgins.

3-20. The wicket had yet to do anything untoward, and Gordon was perhaps overconfident of finishing off the match quickly.

Miller was introduced into the attack, and he managed to attack the same area on the deck with uneven bounce, that had troubled the batsmen so much last week. He managed to strike their young left hander in the ribs, and it clearly shook up the young lad. The batsman never recovered from the blow, and two overs later Miller bowled an absolute cracker which climbed rapidly at the batsman's body, catching the shoulder of the bat, the ball travelled quickly at chest height, and Fitzpatrick took a magnificent two handed, diving grab at gully.

(Dave Millar)

4-40. Surely there was no looking back.

An over later, Miller managed to claim his second as the batsmen attempted to slog a ball off his pads, only to see his leg stump uprooted from Punchbowl Ovals centre square.

5-50

Just before the second drinks break, Bourne was introduced with immediate success. He bowled a pretty ordinary short wide ball, as opposed to a good short and wide ball, which was cut in the air and caught well by Fry diving forward at point.

6-75. 3 wickets in hand, Wests were no hope. An outright was in the forefront of everyone's mind. The next 3 wickets, in hindsight, should have been the primary objective.

It was hot, really hot. Drinks were taken. The Stags just wanted to take three easy wickets and sit in the shade. What was to follow will put us in good stead for the finals, but it was a really tough going for the next 2 hours for the Staggies.

Fry, bowling what turned out to be his last spell for the club before starting university in New Zealand, was introduced into the attack and struggled from the get-go. He managed to bowl a few good rocks, but generally he struggled with his length. However, he did manage to entice the batsman to come down the track and push a ball back to him. Fry, deciding the chance was too easy to take, dropped the return catch. It was possibly the easiest return catch I have ever witnessed. It was grassed. It was almost comical. Although for a long time it wasn't, as the same batsman went on to add another 104 runs to his total in a partnership of 160.

(AJ Fry)

There was a period of about 10 minutes were three relatively simple chances went to ground. From there, the ground fielding became the worst I've seen this year. Balls rolling from a spinner in between first and second slip, slow chases, and no effort were the norm for about 30-35 minutes.

I will be the first to admit it was beyond hot on Saturday, but on another day with less runs on the board, we lose a crucial six points. Tea was taken. The Stags were relieved to get out of the sun.

The resumption of play saw no early change of attitude from the Stags. The score was 6-190 at tea.

Sweat poured from underneath the famous old red deer, as another obstacle soon became apparent. The weather.

Punchbowl Oval came alive, as the visitors played witness to a spectacular light show. The flare, and scintillation of lightning was matched only by the barrage and drumfire of the echoing thunder. The sheer power of mother earth was an overpowering experience and at times the fielders were ore struck by such a display of power. The game continued under threatening black clouds. Armageddon may not have been far away.

The score rolled on, and on, and on. When was the wicket coming? Where was it coming from? Questions that rolled around the 11 Stags as the two batsmen hit their straps. Tim "Tommy" Roarty was introduced, and he proved to be the match winner. Earlier in the day he had released some bodily fluids orally, and when chasing a ball had blacked out temporarily.

(Tim Roarty in action)

To his credit he came back, and won us the game. He did not credit for the role he played on Saturday in the song, but his contribution to the team certainly did not go unnoticed. The first wicket he picked up was caught behind by Higgins, the pressure had released a little. The next over the centurion skied a ball to Choppy Chop. From there it would seem to be a procession.

Bourne cleaned up the number 11, the points were ours, and the boys went mental. Utterly mental. We did it the hard way. But we did it. All out

(9down) for 257

The song was sung with tremendous gusto. Having not sung it the week before due to the conditions at Penrith, the boys sung it twice as hard. Higgins led the beat using a heavy metallic bin on the concrete surface. A fantastic song.

Stu "Choppy" Slocombe got so excited by the win he unfortunately spent Saturday night, and the best part of Sunday morning in police custody, and to be more specific gaol!! The incident which occurred on Saturday night is not for myself to discuss, and anyone interested will have to ask Choppy himself, but I can reveal at one stage he bribed the arresting officer with tooth paste instead of the normal cash payment. On behalf of Gordon Choppy, we're all just glad that you're ok mate!

(Convict Choppy Chop)

An enourmous thank you to AJ Fry's mate Ben for filling in for Lassie in the field, and to AJ's Dad, MR Fry, who replaced Packers (Tim, not Kerry). A big thank you from all the 5th graders. When we win the premiership we'll send you both a premiership cap.

A big farewell to AJ Fry who is returning to his homeland across the ditch.

It's been a real pleasure playing with Nostrildarmis. His absence will leave a hole in who Higgins can get stuck into on a Saturday, but I'm sure someone else will put their hand up. All the best AJ, we hope to see you in the not too distant future.

Finally Stobo. Selfish bloody Stobo. My good mate Will Sweeney playing in 2nd grade had the opportunity to notch up his first grade 50 batting at 9.  Unfortunately his batting partner was Stobo. Stobo was unlucky enough to receive the tricky, almost unplayable, full toss off a spinner which he managed to return to the bowler on the full. Sweeney remained 45 not out. Stobo'.Bastard. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Stobo on 45 and Sweeney got out, Sweeney would have received an absolute rocket.

Stobo..........

Ian Higgins

5th Grade Report Round 13 day 1

5th Grade Report Round 13 day 1

Gordon vs Western Suburbs Day 1

No question as to who won round twelve between Higgins and Stobo. It was like a bear, albeit a very good looking one, mauling a small greying cat. It gives me great pleasure whenever I see a Stag, they always offer me extra ammunition (as if Higgins needs it) to write something comical about the great RMS. I doubt Stobo receives the same support.

(Ian Higgins in action)

Round 13. The biggest round of the year for the Stags. I suppose next week, and the week after I'll say the same thing. However, every game now is a crunch game and the importance of this weeks fixture could not be underestimated.

9-307 doesn't do justice to the days play in a lot of ways.

How cruel cricket can be. I studied the table today, and thought of the missed opportunities the 5th grade side has had, to find themselves in a better position on the ladder. Gordon find themselves on 5th spot, on 42 points, with a cluster of 4 or 5 teams vying for a finals birth. The two wash outs Gordon has had, have been against 13th placed ND's, and last placed Manly. It wouldn't seem complacent to say twelve points went astray there.

I'm sure Captain Dave Storey wouldn't have it any other way. He loves a good struggle.

So, Round 13. Wests. Punchbowl Oval.

A superb looking outfield and a road masquerading as a cricket pitch greeted the North Shorians. Well, it appeared to be a good pitch to bat on. Stores won the toss, and batted.

Not a bad toss to lose in hindsight. The pitch turned out to have plenty in it for the bowlers. Application at the crease was what was needed.

(Stuart Slocombe)

9-307 at the end of the days play does not do justice to how well we took our chances, and applied ourselves mentally.

Sloppy Chocombe and Fitzy, returning for his third set of finals in as many years, opened up the batting at a slow rate. The ball was doing everything imaginable early on, and to the openers credit they faced out some very good bowling. Fitzy and The Dentist batted for almost an hour before the former fell caught behind on 8. Although Fitzy may be disappointed with his 8, he batted for an hour against the new pill and some very tight bowling.

Rabone joined the man with the Macleans smile, and the run rate increased accordingly. Rabone's favourite areas of behind point, backward of square and through gully were his main scoring avenues. He rode his luck but gutsed out a tricky period. Choppy was pumping balls everywhere, as usual, but fell when he looked to push on and post a big score.

2-80

Higgins came to the crease, and found just how difficult the pitch was to read, and how scoring was at an absolute premium. Higgins faced his first four deliveries, all of which hit him. Ribs, thigh, glove, and back. An interesting way to start an innings. There appeared to be a spot in the pitch, about a square foot, which had the most unusual bounce I've ever witnessed. Higgins, at this stage in his 60's and seeing the ball reasonably, went forward to a ball that was on a length. The ball proceeded to hit this patch and pop over his head. The ball was called a no-ball, as it was deemed too high to play a normal cricket stroke. The next ball was a fraction shorter, Higgins went back, the ball rolled, literally rolled, no higher than ankle hight passed the keeper for four byes.

(Jack Rabone)

It was unbelievable to witness the variety in bounce at Punchbowl oval.

Anyway, back to 2-80. Higgins and Rabbits made an important partnership.

Rabone playing a good fighting role, the best I've seen him play.

Unfortunately he threw his innings away at deep mid-wicket pulling a long hop to the only man in the deep. However, his 38 runs and probably 40-50 run stand with Higgins started to take the game away from the magpies. 10 minutes before tea the score stood at 3-130. Packman joined Higgins, and saw out the remaining time available to play cricket before a cup of tea was in order. Gordon stood in pole position at tea. Only 3 wickets down on such a difficult wicket with 130 on the board.

However, it could have and really should have been a different story. I would say Wests put down 10 or 11 chances from the top of my head. Only one being classed as difficult. At tea Gordon should have been 6 or 7-100. 3 times the ball was skied straight to fieldsman 3 times the ball hit the turf. To add to this 40 byes were added to the total, and an entire 50 sundries for the days play. It is impossible to win cricket games, especially the big matches such as this one, if a team fields like Wests did on Saturday. 9-307 doesn't do justice to how well their bowlers bowled.

(John Mallos)

9-307 does do justice to how poorly they fielded.

After the tea break Packers and Higgins set about posting a daunting total for Wests to chase next week. The body line theory was re-introduced after a 60 year absence from the game. Higgins felt honoured, if not a little nervous when the captain applied a bat pad, a leg slip, and a catching fine leg, all wearing helmets to his field. Higgins expected the same two balls to be on repeat. The bouncer, and the wide half volley.

The wide half volley was the first to arrive, on que, which Higgins drove through fine Gully for four. The keeper at this point decided the use the usual 'sledge' that Higgins receives every single week. I would like to take this opportunity to ask the Sydney Grade Cricket Community and supporters of the Gordon Cricket web site to become more lyrical, more witty, more imaginative when sledging the long haired lout. Telling Higgins to go back to Nimbin, or to catch some mullet, or that he should be in the pop group Hanson doesn't make me laugh anymore. It's all very stale. Higgins and the keeper had a short discussion before the keeper decided to say:

"Don't f=#^@% swear at me!"

An interesting thing to say. Still can't make sense of it.

Anyway, all things aside I think he was frustrated and there was no menace in the sledging on Saturday. I'm sure we'll enjoy a cold beer together after next Saturday.

The next ball was the bouncer, on que, which Higgins managed to hook for four. I don't think the plan was all that well executed. It's difficult though when your bowling to a batsman of true 5 star quality like Higgins.

The same plan stayed in place for the moth as well. He got a ball that didn't quite get up and collected him on the elbow. At the time I thought nothing of it, and neither did the bowling team, but for the rest of Packers 39, he couldn't use his top hand. What a man Tim Packman is. Sometimes, late at night, I dream a little dream. Not necessarily about The Moth, but just dreaming that I was The Moth. Although, the man really does need to buy a shirt. Just one shirt on his back would be nice. Richie Kenner and I were joking last week that his closet is just pants. Pants and Socks. Our theory has yet to be proved incorrect.

(Tim Roarty)

Packers and Higgins took the score past 200. With 15 overs to go, the score would have looked good at 275. Gordon would have been delighted with that.

Packers fell just before the partnership looked to become a monumental one.

Johnny Mallos returned to the crease after the gallstones from last week made him lie that the had lacerations in his stomach. Johnny played Green Shield for Wests and was no doubt keen to put on a good show. He struck the ball perfectly from ball one. Higgins at this stage had passed 50 and scored his next 20 relatively quickly, and with the aid of Mallosovic the score passed 265. Higgins was trapped in front on 71, but this only brought about the introduction of Tim "Tommy" Roarty. Mallos fell shortly after Higgins for a cheeky 36. From then on it was the Roarty show. With three overs to go, Gordon stood on 281. 300 was now the target. Roarty bombed the ball to the longest boundary first ball, next ball fell for 4 byes, and the next ball sailed. Perhaps the biggest six I've seen this year. Hitting with the wind, the ball flew over deep cow corner for about 100-110 metres. The ball proceeded to bounce and ended up some 150 metres away from the striker. An impressive blow.

300 was passed. A magnificent effort. Wests will rue their missed chances.

Now it's our job to take 10 wickets. Rest assured if there are 10 chances in the day, Gordon will travel to the GreenGate with 6 points. Gordon showed their hunger for finals cricket on Saturday, and we'll bring the same attitude this week as well.

Finally, what a delight it was to see my third favourite selector, Tony Wilson, stay for the hole days play on Saturday. This kind of commitment is appreciated by all 11 players.

Cheers

Higgo.

5th Grade Match Report vs Penrith Day 2

5th Grade Match Report vs Penrith Day 2

5th Grade Match Report vs Penrith Day 2

First things first.

Stobo.

Richard bloody Stobo.

Higgins showed his character and respect for Stobo by not mentioning his recent batting performance, which read more like an emergency phone number rather than a batsmen's score total, but if Stobo wants to 'throw' down the gauntlet he can be assured Higgins is more than willing to pick it up and run with it.

(Ian Higgins in fine form against Penrith)

Higgins had the pleasure of Stobo's company at the end of the ND's round.

Stobo: "I scored a duck and 1 this round, so feel free to write about that!"

Higgins, being the fine upstanding gentleman he is, decided not to take the obvious opportunity' well he really forgot about it, but that's neither here nor there. It appears Stobo actually scored a pair in that particular round.

Stobs, it's never a good season if your taking more wickets than scoring runs, unless you're the recent Allan Border Medallist.

An interesting story about Stobs. Apparently during a recent innings after he had played and missed his obligatory first few deliveries he turned to the keeper and said: "Well, I expect you've seen worse players." Silence.... He then repeated his comment. "I said I expect you've seen worse players." The keeper looked and replied: "I heard you the first time. I was just trying to think."

Saturday arrived, and another drive out to Penrith. It has become increasingly evident by the 2 weekends I have spent there this year, that it has not rained in the western suburbs since the 80's, the last time Stobo got a run.

(A classic Higgins defensive shot)

We were met with the news that John Mallos, Gordon's very own walking and talking penguin, had suffered an unfortunate case of the gallstones. The great Michael "I was the original Ricky Ponting" Falk filled in for the little Greek. We wish Johnny all the best and a slow left arm recovery.

Surprisingly, the wicket looked a little damp. Unthreatening clouds hovered above a wet wicket meant the Staggies certainly had the favourable conditions. It looked good to bowl on. It was.

Penrith had finished the days play at 5-73 chasing 167. A close finish looked on the cards.

The "Tim Packman" Moth struck early, plum LBW. The Stags looked as if they would walk in a win. Penrith had to show some fight on a seaming wicket that was keeping low in areas.

The seventh wicket was tough to come by. Runs to win began to drop faster than the chance of rain.

Dave Storey brought himself on. It was quite an experience to watch Stores cheat death on a number of occasions, as he was battling a bad cold, and a failed attempt to give up smoking. To his credit, he did nothing short of win us the game. He claimed a bowled on his 4th ball of his 1st over, and an LBW in his 2nd. Those two wickets gave us the lift we needed, and we never looked back. With two wickets in hand and 40 to win, the cats hopes rested on their one senior player and captain. AJ Fry managed to finally turn a ball after 10 years of off spin bowling. And boy, did it turn! The captain shaped up to cut a short wide ball, which pitched anywhere between 70-80 centimetres outside off stump, and turned onto the top of middle.

(AJ Fry in action)

Fry thought he was an absolute hero for the rest of the day.

The Moth picked up the final wicket. All out 129. A fantastic win from the Stags against former leaders Penrith. With many and hour left to play, the Stags went back in. Things began similar to last week, Gordon were 3-10.

Penrith couldn't pull off an outright could they?

Not while Packers was there. It was his day, as he slaughtered the attack all around the park for 73. An inspired innings. A pleasure to watch.

Plenty of support for Packers, as we declared at 7/138.

21 overs left to play. No real chance of an outright, but enough time to leave some scars in the Penrith top order. That's exactly what we did.

Packers continued his fantastic day and claimed 4 good wickets. Bourne picked up the other. Penrith finished 5 down for 105. An interesting 'moment' occurred in the cats second dig. I say 'moment' as it lasted the best part of 3 overs. What can only be described as a more than brief, frank, exchange of views' aka a domestic dispute occurred late on Saturday afternoon. I could only understand the four letter words, but that was most of the conversation anyway.

(Tim Packman)

The song was not sung, due to respect of the opposition and the fact there are no dressing rooms out at Rance oval. We didn't want to draw attention, the gang on mopeds may have returned from earlier in the day and taken our flashy mobile phones.

The importance of this win can not be underestimated. It won't be until the final round that the final 6 will be organised. 10 teams can make the finals. Gordon will be one of the 6, I'll put Stobo's house on it (just in case).

I've done the research and I'd say there is a good chance that Gordon will play Penrith in the first round of the finals. Bring it on.

A weekend to remember for myself and a handful of other Staggies. A good win on Saturday was completed by an evening at the Howitt's humble abode. My only complaint being the loss of 20 notes on a thousand games of early morning Bocce. It was worth it to see Howitt Jr. in the state he was.

Surprising to see him back on the juice on Sunday.

And of course Sunday. A fantastic day of cricket. An unfortunate loss. But a great day spent.

I had the pleasure of the peoples champion, the great Dave Storey, the infamous Dildo, the man Will Sweeney, and most importantly my own company.

Great to see so many faces at Killara.

On a sad note, it was a great shame to say goodbye to Marty Reynolds. Given by his emotion charged farewell speech, the club has done many great things for him. His services to the club will outweigh anything the club did for him, and the club did plenty.

(Marty on Sunday)

Stobo gave a speech. Talked about all the partnerships he had with Reynolds.

Stobo's rebuttal to this report will be swift. Stobes, do me a favour, and post the report at night. I haven't been sleeping that well. Damn Brokeback Mountain!

Cheers.

Higgo

5th Grade Report Round 12

5th Grade Report Round 12

5th Grade Report vs Penrith Day 1

Round 12 saw the highly anticipated return of Higgins to 5th grade, in an attempt to escort his beloved 5th graders to a finals birth. And what a fantastic bunch of men he would return to. Puppy Power, The Dentist, Moth, and Stores have been the core of 5's this year and they would like nothing more than to reach the elusive final 6.

(Ian Higgins shows a classic defence on Saturday)

The cats of Penrith sit on top of the table currently, but the Stags of Chatswood were keen to put the cat out, or something funny like that, as they travelled away from home.

Higgins arrived at Captain Storey's apartment in anticipation of a lift. When he arrived he was informed The Moth would be joining the car pool. They were forced to wait for Packers to arrive, and subsequently looked for entertainment in the Wollstonecraft 2 bed roomer. Higgins, Storey, and later Packman were privy to a not so private screening of one B-Macs independent films. No doubt the neighbours were less impressed by the unscheduled movie than the three mesmerised stags.

When the 5th graders assembled in Penrith, it was evident the heat would be a major factor in the days play. Trees are few and far between out west, and this can lead to much dehydration and fatigue. Storey, taking this into account, won the toss and sentenced the cats to a day in the field. That was the plan anyway.

The pitch looked to be a belter, but the outfield looked a little slow. As it turned out, the pitch was two paced, and the outfield was lightning.

Go figure.

Stuart Slocombe aka 'The Dentist' fell early to a ball that got big on him, and he was easily caught at short leg. Jack 'The Rabbit' Rabone fell at second slip, and John 'The Penguin/Mallosvic/The Greek Orthodox' Mallos was also caught in the cordon and we looked in all sorts of trouble at 3-15.

(Tim Roarty at Rance)

Higgins joined a defiant Las 'Puppy Power/Sangakarra' Kanangarra, and the two put on a vitally important 50 run stand. They batted for the best part of an hour, but unfortunately Lassie was caught driving on 27. A real shame he didn't go on and score a big one.

The 4th wicket of the innings brought Packman to the crease. This was the first occasion that Higgins had batted with the Moth, and he was quite apprehensive about the experience. All in all, I can say the moth is a pleasure to bat with.

When the heat was starting to get to Higgins, similar to the 4th jug of Bundaberg rum, Packers was always offering support from the other end in order to keep the striker focused. The same is said for Lassie. Cricket is a team game, and can often be intimidating for it to be 11 on 1. Partnerships amongst other things win cricket games.

(The Higgins running with the Moth)

1. Push to backward point   2. Sets off for single   3. Gets up pace in middle of wicket  4. Get me a drink  

Packman and Higgins put on a vital partnership taking the score from 60 to 130. It was tough going scoring runs. It was obvious the game plan from the cats; bowl straight and set a ring field. But there was full value for shots. The outfield was so fast boundaries, I'm sure, outscored singles.

Higgins and Packman, both being Personal Trainers, were keen to push the limits of their perfect bodies. It wasn't to be. Because they both are so, strong only 6's an 4's could be attained. What a shame.

Packers fell just short of tea. A well constructed 31. By this stage Higgins had passed 50, and looked to steer the total towards 200+.

At tea the score stood at 6-135.

Another cluster of wickets came after tea. It was the story of the innings.

Losing wickets at important stages. 3 before the first drinks break, and then the last 4 for around 20-30 runs. Higgins was trapped LB on 67, and from there it was a procession. No doubt the innings of the round was Dave Storeys knock. I lost count of how many runs he managed, but both Packers and I agreed; a hundred looked a mere certainty.

All out 167.

From the outset, I would have guessed a par score might have been 250-270.

300 was not out of the question. Fairly good bowling, and some loose batting cost us more runs we should have scored.

Captain Storey gave a typically fiery speech before we ran onto bowl. 4 letter words were the norm during his 45 second outburst. But it does the job every time. All the guys in the team look up to Stores, and some think of him as a father. Even though this is actually the case for myself, the rest of the guys think of him as a less literal father figure.

The message was clear from Stores; 28 overs to bowl; as many wickets as we can. I'd say he would have been pleased with 2 or 3. Packers opened up from one end with good fire, and was dreadfully unlucky not to pick up a few early wickets.

From the other end, Stores proved just how bad his drinking problem has become and opened up with the off spin of AJ Fry. Selector Hickman and Mallos Snr were giving plenty of stick to captain Storey who was forced to run passed them 4 or 5 times as Fry was pummelled down the ground on a number of occasions in his first 2 overs. Stores showed faith, and the first wicket was taken, just, by a diving Lassie at point. Next Fry over, plum LBW. Storey's stroke of 'genius' had paid off. Fry finished his spell with 2-39.

The wicket was doing plenty for the slow bowlers, and Mickey Bourne was brought on to replace Fry. His first over resulted in the batsmen attempting to hook Bourne with a quicker, flatter ball; bowled. And the boys were up!

3 very quick wickets from the spinners with a new ball. The momentum had noticeably shifted. There were still 10 overs to play with. Next over a piece of Rabbit brilliance in the field.

Tim 'Tommy' Clifford bowled a fullish ball that was pushed towards Jack Rabone at short cover. The batsmen set off. Rabbits dived to his left, cleanly picking the ball up. Transferred the ball from his left to his right hand, whilst spinning around. Threw the ball in one motion over the bails and Higgins was there just in time to take off the bails.

On fewer occasions have I witnessed such brilliance on a cricket field. Dave Storeys direct hit to win the game from third man earlier in the year comes to mind. But this was in a league of its own.

4-60

The pressure was right on the cats now, and their inexperience began to show. With 8 overs left to play, the batsmen stopped trying to score runs, and were just trying to survive the last 50 balls. Packman was re-introduced and he bowled quick. Packers picked up a much deserved wicket, the final wicket of the day, with an absolute jaffa of a leg-cutter; and Higgins behind the stumps did the rest.

At the close of play, Gordon has finished in the box seat having Penrith 5-73. 94 to win, 5 wickets left. It's going to be a tight finish; whoever gets up. But it is of the upmost importance that Gordon get the points here.

We sit on equal 6th, 7th on percentages, but there is a cluster from 4th-10th.

No doubt, with the heat expected to hit hard this week, The Great Western Highway will masquerade as the Rance centre wicket.

Come on the Staggies, big effort this week!

Cheers

Ian Higgins
5th Grade Report Round 10

5th Grade Report Round 10

Fifth Grade report vs Sydney Uni

It was a long trip out to St. Paul's Oval, longer for some than others. Captain Packman was greeted by damp run-ups caused by the overnight rain and only 9 players. Kannangara was last seen early on Saturday morning somewhere near George Street and Rocket'..well Rocket hadn't been seen at all. It was 9:50 when we were joined by MacDonald but luckily the game was delayed by half and hour which gave him time to remove his dark glasses and face the light of day.

Uni's captain 'Ian Chappelli' won the toss and sent the Staggies in on a pretty lifeless deck. Slocombe and Kenner got off to a cautious start with Kenner pushing hard for quick singles and Slocombe responding in true Choppy style, 'NO RUN'. Kenner chopped on for 19 just after drinks bringing Las to the crease with 2 hours sleep under his belt. Slocombe seemed to enjoy the loss of his opening partner and broke the shackles with some lofted drives off the first change bowlers. Las looked like he was building a solid foundation for himself but fell on 10 when he was a bit late on a pull shot. Knight came and went first ball and it was up to captain Packman to push the score along. The Moth and Choppy combined well to advance the score to 122. Unfortunately Packers went for one too many and was clean bowled swiping across the line against the spinner. Slocombe followed quickly as he hold out looking to loft the ball over the infield. A fine 69 by Choppy who held the innings together, and it looks like a big one is just round the corner for the big fella. Although it must be noted that Tiddles commented on his running as being a little tardy. It looks as though Choppy is due at a fitness session with the Moth after a massive festive season. Choppy's new years resolution; more quick singles and lay off the toothpaste.

Ahmed was next and he played a typical Inzie cameo hitting 27 off as many balls. At this stage the Staggies were scrambling for every run possible on a lighting slow outfield. Batsmen came and went as the staggies fought their way to a respectable 185. It must be noted here that AJ 'I want to be Leon Galaptis' Fry did make it to the middle and scored a solid 0*. Well done Leon!

The Staggies were confident with 185 on the board with a slow outfield and the 'whispering death' Packman opening up the attack. JK bowled good lines early and extracted lift from the pitch. He was unlucky not to get an early wicket. Unfortunately the openers were unable to get that early breakthrough and the student's opening batsmen got off to a great start.

0-60 off 15.

Clifford bowled with fire and had a running battle with the umpire after he called him for overstepping twice in two overs. Apparently it is impossible for Timmy to bowl a no-ball and Cliffy let the ump know it. A fiery youngster with a big future at the club.

Captain Packman was quick to react. His shrewd cricket brain was working overtime and he realized that on a quickly dying pitch the spinners would hold the key. Ajax was introduced with immediate success. A full toss that drifted and held-up against the wind bamboozled the opening batsmen into hitting a catch directly to JK at mid-off'well that was Fry's account of the delivery. Fry again bowled brilliantly with great control and variation. The doosara from Fry removed the other opening batsmen (again his recollection, realistically the ball just failed to turn) and sharp work by Knight had the number 4 stranded well short of his ground. Fry had 3.

Inzie was introduced at the other end and bowled with great rhythm. He looked in complete control from the first to the last ball of his spell taking 2-20 off his 10. It won't be long before we see the Inzie rocket back up the grades.

The spinners turned the game in Gordon's favor and with the momentum on our side we turned the screws. There was only one threat remaining, their number 3 who frustrated the Staggies with a less than solid, but effective technique.

It was up to the stand in skipper, Packers, to take the crucial wicket, caught by Knight down the leg-side. The only thing that stood between the Stags and victory was Manning-Bancroft a.k.a. The 'Pink Zinc'. Although not sporting the pink poker-dots that were seen last year he defied our bowlers, as the tail crumbled around him. A run out and an LBW to Packers left our friend short of partners. But alas even 'pinky' couldn't bring it home and he fell to JK, his off stump resembling his shattered ego.

It was left to Inzies anticipation and athleticism to take the final wicket as he charged in from the covers to effect the final run out. Chappelli committed suicide as the Staggies claimed victory. Inzie had plenty of ground to cover and he did it with ease.

Students all out for 166, 20 short of their target. 6 points for the staggies and Uni's place on the table. A great victory for 5s, admirably lead by captain Packers. Hopefully we will see him back on the field in future 5th grade fixtures as he is a great role model for the youngsters and a top bloke.

Well done to 1st grade on a great comeback victory and to 4s who capped off a solid weekend against the students who are a strong club.

Good luck to all grades against ND's this weekend.


'Sticks' Kenner

5th Grade Round 8 report Day 2

5th Grade Round 8 report Day 2

5th Grade report vs St. George (Day 2)

Well another very satisfying win for 5th Grade. We are now 4th on the ladder and another win before Christmas will set us up nicely for the break over Christmas. The atmosphere in 5th grade is brilliant and the fighting spirit displayed by all in the team is testament to the results we have seen in the last few rounds.

(Las in action)

I haven't seen a bunch of 5th grade players with as much talent and competitive nature in my time at Gordon and I hope that with dedication, training and fighting spirit we continue to bring home the wins throughout the season.

There is not much to say this week as we chased 167 fairly easily. I am also mindful of the fact that my report last week was described as a 'white paper' and to save on download times I will keep it short. I also didn't have Plums in the side so unless I wanted to write about the fanfare he received on Saturday night at the Gordon Christmas party I don't have too much material.

What a ripper of a day it was on Saturday. Absolutely perfect for cricket''..if you were batting. The sun was out, it was hot in the middle and we got to sit on the sidelines and watch some great batting from Las (Scrappy) Kannangara and Richie (Sticks) Kenner.

We had a good chat in the dressing rooms and the boys knew that we could only let ourselves down. We sincerely didn't believe that we could be bowled out for less than 167 on a hard deck that had been baking under a very hot sun all week. With the team changing each week the point was made that selectors wouldn't reward starts, to cement your spot in the side you needed to go on with the job. Sticks was obviously listening and he proved his worth with a fine knock. He was unlucky to get out for 49 but I am sure he wants that first 50 in Grade and I'll back him to get it.

After that little gee up we revisited our three P's policy of patience and producing partnerships. What happened from there was like something out of the 12th Man. Packers rightfully gave his opinion that we had to be confident out in the middle and not let them get on top of us. They only had 167 to defend so lets put it too them and dominate with the bat. His word for the day was confidence and told the boys to add it to the three P's. Little did I know that the other 9 guys in the team were walking Thesaurus's and all of a sudden we had words coming from every corner of the room. We had PPPC's, DPC's, PPC's and who knows what. In the end I said that as for as the CCP (Central Commentary Position) was concerned the three P's were enough and if we had to remember everything everyone wanted to add before each ball the bowler would be waiting a hell of a long time before you took strike. Just start out with a confident attitude and then take care of business.

Out of the sheds and things started off well. Scrappy and Sticks looked comfortable at the crease and very few appeals were going up. Runs were flowing freely and Scrappy was letting loose with his trademark cover drives and Sticks was supporting him well at the other end. After a little while Richie started to let loose with a few shots of his own and was looking very comfortable of his legs.

Scrappy and Richie were obviously liking the medium pacers but when the spinners came on the run rate slowed right down. Credit goes to both of them as they put their heads down and waited for the loose balls to put away. After a little while the run rate started to pick up again and our two openers put on a 100 partnership. Fantastic start and we were feeling more confident of collecting 6 points by the minute.

The Moth (special guest) Packman was due to go in number 4 after Craig Knight and it looked as though he may not get a bat in his one off appearance. He was looking forward to having a bat but was happy seeing 5's make such a good start. At 118 a wicket fell and Craig Knight went in to join Scrappy. Six runs later Scrappy lost his wicket at 124. His 59 saved his helmet from meeting a whole new set of dressing room walls and looked happy with his performance. We were 2 down and we needed 43 more for first innings points. Craig Knight and Packers got the runs quickly and looked in command the whole way apart from a near stumping.

Packers was obviously enjoying having a hit and was hitting them cleanly. So much so that he danced down the pitch to have a go at the spinner and was lucky that the keeper fumbled it and he got back in time.

We past the target only two wickets down but then lost another couple of wickets. Craig Knight got caught going for some more quick runs and their keeper finally got Packers and stumped him. We let it go for another couple of overs but after some thought and taking quotients into account, it was decided that calling the game off there and then would be better for us on the table if we ended up on 30 points with another side.

Back in the dressing rooms and 11 guys proudly belted out the club song. We could turn up to the Greengate with pride and enjoy a good Christmas party not to mention listen to Mitchell Kleem's imitations of everything from animals to John Howard. With a different haircut I'm sure he could be on stage ' the first one out of town. No, it was an extremely enjoyable night and a good way to celebrate half way through the season. Thanks to all those who put in a big effort to put it on.

The year's not over yet and we want to finish with a strong performance. The attitude is there and the belief in ourselves is there. We can take it to any team in the competition as long as we remain accountable, never give up the fight and continue to support our team mates.

  • Las Kannangara 59
  • Richie Kenner 49
  • Craig Knight 29
  • Tim Packman 31
  • Shivan Selva 0 not out
  • Jason Russell-Jones 4 not out

Well done to 2nds and 4ths on good wins as well. Good points for the club. Higgo's, I knew you would be part of something special. It must just be your presence in the dressing rooms with a beer in hand. I feel sorry for those who ended up with beer in their kits due to Higgo's excitement of pouring it over everyone. Everyone in 4's should check your bags to make sure you didn't get any spillage in there. I didn't check and when I opened up my kit a week later the smell was like nothing out of this world. It was like 3 or 4 local dogs had wandered into the dressing room and left me a little present. I was surprised the lads still let me get changed in there. Higgo, you're a menace.

(Missy doing the watootsie)

Dave Storey

5th Grade Round 8 report Day 1

5th Grade Round 8 report Day 1

5th Grade Report vs St. George

With a bit of luck going our way so far and some good fighting cricket 5th Grade look like they can push their way further up towards the top of the ladder. We just need to be more consistent in our efforts, improve our catching and batsmen need to go on with the job. We are in 6th position and playing St George who are in 5th position. Getting them all out for 167 on the first day puts us in a good position to pick up another 6 points providing we put our heads down and bat well next week.

(Tim "The moth" Packman)

The day started out with that 'wet deck frustration syndrome' of waiting around for the sun and wind to do its job. The covers had been on all night but it was a cracker of a storm on Friday night, and the entire deck was pretty wet and soft after a hell of a lot of water snuck in under the covers. Getting wet under the covers was obviously a good little segway for Tim (special guest) Packman to make sure he informed us of a great new venue for Friday nights. At the end of the discussion I think it was the opinion of the majority that Jelly Wrestling on a Friday night seemed to be one of the best ways to prepare for a day of cricket. Based on the special guests' great performance on Saturday I think we are onto something.

We still had an hour and a half to wait but with strong winds and the sun beating down in between cloud cover we knew we would get on fairly soon. We had some time to wait so it was either talk rubbish in the dressing rooms or do something constructive. Doing something constructive was the better option and fielding practice could only help 5th grade based on some of the catches we have dropped throughout the season so the decision was made. We also wanted to send a message out and show St George that we were serious about winning this game and that we were a well drilled unit.

After an hour and a half the deck was in much better condition and I was keen to get on. The St George captain was adamant about waiting until it the deck was harder as he wanted fairness for both sides depending on who won the toss. I was pretty keen to get on straight away and commented to the St George skipper that I had played on worse. He turned with a grin and said 'yeah well Dave, you would bat first wouldn't you'? I responded with 'well you know the old saying, you think about having a bowl but you have a bat anyway'. Smiles were exchanged, the match would start in good spirits and we decided to toss in half an hour and start 15 minutes after that. So''..half an hour later we won the toss and informed them that we were going to have a bowl.

We walked onto the ground with Packers and I sorting out which ends we both wanted. I took the far end thinking about outswingers as I honestly thought the wind was coming across the deck but in all seriousness I wanted the special guest to come with the wind. Note to Storey, pick up some grass, throw it into the air and watch which way it goes. I knew it was going to be a tough spell too when I jumped into the air for the delivery stride to realise that the wind was pushing me backwards. Not to worry though as Packers was bowling with some real fire on Saturday and it was only sensible for him to come with the wind. He started his first over off a short run, loosened up and then I think the mongrel, or just the competitive nature came out in him and he decided on the long run. He measured it up and came in firing. 2nd ball of the next over and he bowled one of the openers and St George were 1-8. With the unique sense of humour that he has, Packers joined the celebrations with his view on the situation and had his team mates cracking up with laughter. He quickly pointed out that he took two wickets with that one ball. One was LBW and the other was bowled. As everyone else was fighting back that choking sort of a laugh and he still had the stage he added to that with 'and how about Storey picking to bowl from that end into this wind '' ' '' what an idiot'. The boys loved it and we were pumped up to make the most of the breakthrough. As Plums makes this report every week it should be noted that one of the boys pointed out that the Packers' claim of getting two wickets with one ball was very Plummeresqe. The reply was swift and to the point ' 'Plummer could never bowl like that and when I say something, its to the point, I'm nothing like Plummer'. A certain wicket keeper may be doing a bit of extra fitness work this week at training.

Storey continued to toil away into the wind at the other end beating the edge a few times here and there but without luck. When he did get the edge it stopped in the air against the wind only to fall about half a metre in front of the keeper. Right, the spinners were going to come on real soon. I'm sure A.J. with his fan squad waiting in the crowd would love to see him bowl a few.

It seemed like Packers was just warming up. He started bowling at the other end with some good pace and was asking the batsmen a few questions with some short balls around the nostrils. It was either Craig Knight's comment about Plummer or it was just a good rhythm from Packers but Knighty turned around after taking a couple behind the stumps and couldn't help uttering words 'ouch'. sh*t that hurt'. Of course, the slips and gully had no sympathy for him. Soft hands mate,'' soft hands. Either that or put a piece of raw steak in each glove as well.

A couple of them might have been testing out his gloves but he made sure he took the next catch off Packers. Packers dug one in short, the guy simply didn't pick it properly and was just too slow trying to play the hook shot. It brushed the glove, Packers had his second and St George were 2-13.

St George then fought back a bit and developed a mini partnership. A.J (Ajax) Fry who seriously does look like he's used ajax in his hair was brought on to bowl into the wind. He had his cheer squad there to spur him on but Packers thought they had just been walking past the oval and stopped because they saw him bowling. When he realised they were for A.J he joined them and commented later that he thought A.J. was the pick of the bowlers for the day. A.J. was bowling a good probing length and he tied the batsmen down nicely making you think it was only a matter of time before he struck.

(AJ Fry in action)

Dave Millar came on at the other end to replace Packers and things started happening for us again. Dave was beating the bat constantly sliding it across the right handers and was bowling at a good rate. I always love having a lefty in the bowling attack that can strike and Dave stood up to be counted as a lefty on Saturday. In his second over he struck and bowled their no. 4 batsmen who was on 34. A good breakthrough and St George were 3-58.

A.J. was putting the pressure on at the other end but they were being patient and didn't want to have a crack at him. The whole way through his spell it looked like something was going to give but they almost shut up shop to him. Dave Millar kept going from the other end but without luck and I can tell you here that if you drop a catch off Dave expect some carefully chosen words in your direction on the techniques of catching. He's got some good fight him and it was great to see, he wanted to win and he wanted wickets.

The slips catching in 5's has basically been woeful. Different guys have been tried here and there but nothing's been caught and it's something that seriously needs to be worked on. Packers also suffered from chances going down so who knows if both Packers and Dave Millar could have ended up with more wickets than three each. As I said at the beginning of this report, we've had some luck but if we don't take these catches in a future, a game might slip away from us and that would be disappointing considering the position we are in. We need to build on our performances, not let ourselves down.

Packers came back on to replace Dave Millar. He wanted a quick spell of two or three overs and who was I to argue with him, he wanted wickets. It wasn't two or three overs, it was five or six overs. He knew another one was about to come his way. He unfortunately had a catch dropped in the slips, had another go just wide of the slips but he broke through again. I guess he thought he couldn't rely on the slips so he just bowled another one. He was moving them in well and with the gate open he took advantage and hit the stumps. St George 4-85.

Even though we were keeping the runs down we knew they could sneek away from us easily. We needed another wicket or two to win the next session and pull the momentum back our way. Richie Kenner was proving to be the benchmark standard in the field for the rest of the guys. He was onto everything and typified the fighting spirit of putting pressure on the batsmen and wanting the six points ' good on you Sticks.

A.J. was the next to break through and picked up their skipper. Their skipper had played with Mick Falk in his day and was obviously still a handy cricketer based on their scorebook. A couple of 50's and an 86 a week or so ago but A.J. sent him back to the dressing room early on for 24. He deserved that wicket after fighting hard for it and his cheer squad on the sideline loved it as well.

With the skipper back in the dressing room and a few younger guys coming out we took the game to them. It is always valuable having senior guys on the field and it was great having Packers there to offer his two bits worth of advice. The guys listened to what he had to say and he followed up the chat between wickets by telling them it was time to change the pace of the game on them. 'Run between overs faster and be ready to play, bowlers get back to your marks quicker and get in and bowl sooner, don't give these guys a second to settle in, rest or compose themselves, lets take the pace of the game to them. These guys are young and inexperienced and will find it hard to dictate the pace of the game'.

This plan was working well and A.J. picked up two more quickly with another catch and a stumping. The ball was popping every now and then for A.J. and Knighty did well to hang onto it and take the bails off quickly. The Fry clan on the sideline were loving it, A.J. was loving it and his team mates were loving his work. Then St George buckled down again.

We had St George 7-117 and the two guys at the crease hung around for a while and the deck seemed to flatten out considerably for them too. They were handling the medium pacers fairly easily. Packers had a couple more and Ellison, Dave Storey, and Jason Russell-Jones all had a go with the wind in short spells. Not much was working and I was beginning to think that dropped catches might cost us and that St George would sneak toward the 200 mark.

By now A.J was replaced by Bourne to let go of some leggies and we needed a wicket soon. With the score at 154 Bourne broke through and we were pretty happy with his performance. The radar is working again and after a couple of maidens, some good pressure Bourne is back and got a well deserved wicket.

We needed two more wickets and needed to get rid of this tail quickly. One of the middle order was hanging around and looking fairly comfortable. They snuck up to 167 and we needed to make something happen, not wait for it to happen. We couldn't let them push their way towards 200.

I thought I would never see it. I have been on the receiving end of many Packers training sessions in my time and it is always him saying 'right, give me one more'. In a fitness session I have had to do it and give him one more round or one more push up or one more sit up and I have had to carry out the task. I asked Packers if he could give me one more, there was two wickets left, did he want to bag 5 for the day? He looked at me and just said no. What? Packers'''No?!!!!!!!. He was seriously sore around the shoulders, the pecks, the ribs, the six pack, the quads and the calves and was pretty stuffed. Match fitness is something and I loved it but you have to give it to him, 15 overs for the day, 1st game back and not a bad effort. I think I let him off too easy but,'.. there was another guy on the field who badly wanted to have another crack. He had been working hard in the field but was ready to give.

Dave Millar took the ball and struck in the third last over of the day. Clean bowled and no. 9 was heading back to the pavilion. 9-167 and the Staggies were pretty happy about it, we just needed to finish them. 2 balls later Dave struck again with an LBW getting rid of no.11. The guy from the middle order was left stranded and a good days work done by the Staggies. St George all out for 167.

Special mention must go to Richie Kenner for his superb attitude and high work rate in the field. James Ellison also joined him and worked hard in the outfield and cut off many a second run, good intensity and angry with anything he doesn't feel was a good enough effort. Good on you mate.

If you wander past Bourne, ask him how his knee is. While in close, he copped a ball on the inside of the knee that was hit pretty hard. I've never seen a bloke so close to tears but be in too much pain to even be able to cry. Laying on the ground and he was rolling from one side to the other so violently it looked like he was having a nightmare about Choppy with toothpaste. I told him a few times during the day that he should have just caught the bloody thing. I'm sure he will continue from this day to answer it in the same way and tell you that he just saved 4 runs.

Back next week to bat well and finish the job. Its time to pick up 6 points.

Well done to Nicho in 1's this week. 2's and 3's have also had great weeks and I'm sure Higgo will be part of something special. Lets hope there are a lot of points for the Staggies this week.





5th Grade Round 7 report Day 1

5th Grade Round 7 report Day 1

Fifth Grade Report Day 1 vs Sutherland

Selections came and went during the week and the teams got announced. I looked at the 5th Grade side I was given and saw quite a few new names on the list. With a few injuries and quite a few unavailable due to Schoolies my brain started asking questions about the balance of the side and did so until Friday when the next round of selection concerns started.

(The skipper in action at Tonkin)

Every now and then, Friday turns into a nightmare for selectors and I can only say that I feel for them when last minute changes need to be made. I can remember when captains made all the phone calls to players and those who have had to do it know it can be a little testing.

I got the call from Stepho on Friday who was doing a sterling job on behalf of the selectors. I say that because Tids had told Stepho that he would have to make the decisions has he was ready for a kip after some reds at lunch and he had another function to go to. I would have loved to have seen Tids on Saturday in that heat travelling around the grounds. I'm sure that 1st Grade's great performance would perked him right up.

So, Stepho informed me of another injury in a grade above and that we were looking for another player. Apparently the injury came from an internal company soccer match or something and I have to say here that we can't let the Socceroos world cup qualifier match spur us all on to think we are Harry Kewell looking for sponsorship.

(Michael Bourne on top of things at Tonkin)

(Tonkin doubles as a baseball field at one end of the ground)

I think Missy Higgins would be the only contender in this club for sponsorship prancing around a field with his angelic face and long hair tied up into two buns. That is, until he was put in front of cameras and he opened his mouth. His desire to let go of three of four expletives in every sentence would see that sponsorship being questioned. No amount of media training would help in front of the cameras and we can be thankful that his spell check prohibits him from adding a lot of colour to his entertaining match reports.

With a lot of umming and ahhhing going on and a lot of phone calls from Stepho, the team had been decided on. Having not played with a few of the new guys the uncertainty in my voice must have been obvious. It must have registered with Stepho as well as he made another one of his on the money predictions just like he has done a couple of times this season. 'Don't worry Dave, 5's will win this week, I can feel it in my waters'.

(John Emerson at Tonkin)

Well, his prediction was right and we lead on first innings. Next Saturday will be a cracker of a day as we try and add to our 6 points with an outright win.

The day started with everyone getting to know their new team mates in the dressing room and during the warm up. Having Coach Carter (Shivan Selva) back in the side certainly helped, as he had seen the new talent operate against Hawkesbury and provided good insight. The team gelled together nicely and the atmosphere in the dressing room was brilliant. There is a lot of fight in this 5th Grade side and the new guys were aware that with players unavailable this week, this was their opportunity to show the selectors why they deserved a spot in this team. They all went out fired up and wanting a win from the first ball of the day.

We lost the toss and were asked to have a bowl. Storey and Emerson opened up and the combination worked quite nicely. Outswing from one end and inswing from the other. The pressure was on Sutherland right from the start and we picked up wickets early in the innings. Storey picked up the first in the 3rd over of the day bowling one of the openers.

In the 4th over Sutherland went for a cheeky single after pushing the ball to the right of Jack Rabone. Jack was having none of that and produced a great piece of fielding. He pounced on the ball, fired it back to Craig Knight who finished the job by taking the bails off. The boys were pretty happy having Sutherland 2/5 but we kept our heads. We knew we had to fight it out to the end and we had to maintain the standard we had set early.

(Rod MacDonald at Tonkin)

Emerson broke through in the 6th over to give us another one. He had their skipper caught behind and he could have been a danger man. He is an old 1st Grader and has scored a few runs against us in the past so it was a good job done from one of the new guys in the team. Sutherland were 3/6 after 6 overs and we had to go on with it. We said we wanted another wicket before they got to 20. Everyone had to fight hard and not let this good start slip away from us. In the 11th over Storey struck again tempting the batsmen to give him a nick through to the keeper and Craig Knight did the rest taking the catch nicely. Sutherland were 4/11 but we weren't ready to get fah ya bar just yet. We wanted to keep our foot on their throat and keep the pressure on them until the end.

The Storey wicket...caught Knight...much to the delight of the team)

James Ellison took over from Storey and Rod MacDonald took over from Emerson. James Ellison has bowled well in 5's whenever he has been with us and produced another very tidy performance. The pressure at his end helped MacDonald take his first at the other end with a fine piece of inswing bowling. Sutherland had a little partnership forming and were on 43 when MacDonald cleaned bowled a guy who looked like he was capable of getting a few. Ellison continued to bowl a great line and wasn't rewarded until his 7th over with a wicket of his own. He deserved that wicket after fighting hard for it. They were 6/64 now and we into the tail. We had won the first session and had to make sure we won the second session.

Ellison was in his last over before I had to rest him due to age restrictions. He looked like he could have bowled for another 8 overs but he went all out in his last over of his spell. The last ball of his spell was a gem and he clean bowled the opener who had hung around all innings and was on 29. Great job done by James, great spell and Sutherland were now 7/ 71.

(James Ellison at Tonkin)

Their tail looked like it was putting up more of a fight than the top order and they picked up a few runs here and there. We wanted one more before tea and that came when Storey had one caught at gully off a thick edge. They did get a few more runs before tea and were 8/106 when we went off for a well deserved break.

Phone calls were made, selectors were happy with the news but the job wasn't finished yet. We needed to make sure they didn't sneak up to 140 or 150 and make the game tough for us. We had done the hard work, we just needed to go on with it now and finish them off. 3 runs later the job was done. Storey had another one caught at cover and MacDonald finished off another with an inswinging Yorker ' clean bowled. Sutherland ' all out for 109 and great work by the Staggies.

It has to be mentioned here that Choppy Slocombe had a bowl and got 0/6 off 2 overs. You have never seen a bigger smile on a blokes face as he was thrown the ball and yes Choppy, every ball looked like taking a wicket but thank god you didn't take one because I am sure we would still be listening to the story in Round 14. We would have had a new Plums in the side. (Ah there you go Plums, still managed to get you into my match report ' didn't want you to feel left out of the side you helped to mould).

It always looked like it was going to be a good deck to bat on and Choppy Slocombe and Las (Puppy Power) Kannangara got us off to a magnificent start. They got 31 and 36 respectively and I have to say here that Las played some wonderful looking cover drives. They have become the trademark 'Puppy Power' shots and were a pleasure to witness. At the fall of the 1st wicket we were 69 off 17 overs. We were travelling at around 4 an over and were looking for 1st innings points before stumps. Jack Rabone went in at number 3 and settled in nicely. He lost Las early on but he and Hanlon set out to steady the ship.

(The slips are ready)

Hanlon went in due to Craig Knight coming down with a mystery 2 hour virus telling us he was one very sick boy. When the spinners came on, he promptly told us he was feeling better and was padding up to go in next. Was it a virus or had he just pulled a heartlidge. Only he will know but we will be keeping an eye on his batting average this season.

The run rate dropped a bit as Rabone and Hanlon played themselves in but then Rabone decided it was time to up the run rate. With some beautiful late cuts off their spinners and one towering six over cow corner he got himself to 49 not out at stumps. He hasn't had much luck this season so far but he put in for the team on Saturday, used some great footwork to the spinners and proved why he is a great future talent for the Staggies. He was supported well by Hanlon who got 17 until we lost him with a few overs to go. Coach Carter went in to bat out the rest of the overs with Rabone and we finished the day at 3/137.

It will be an interesting day on Saturday but I am sure we have the guys with the talent and the fighting attitude to give ourselves the best possible chance of picking up 10 points. It will also be nice to see Jack Rabone get his first 50 in Grade cricket.

Well done to 1st Grade for a good performance on Saturday and a stunning win on Sunday. I'm sure that even though Cashy didn't get a bat he would have loved being a part of it.

Lets pick up the points on Saturday boys. Play hard.

P.S. Weise, you are obviously not only a lazy reader but a lazy writer as well. You can't call 3 paragraphs a match report!!

5th Grade Report Round 6

5th Grade Report Round 6

5th Grade Report vs Fairfield

With the outspoken and award winning journalist Missy Higgins playing in 4's, the match report duties were offered to the team. For some reason none of the boys seemed to want the job. Maybe it was because they thought they wouldn't be able to maintain the standard set by Missy Higgins, or that without Plums in the side they would have nothing controversial or funny to write about.

(Alastair Fitzpatrick at Cabramatta)

After reading the 4th Grade report it sounded as though Plums was unusually quiet this week and didn't give Higgo as much ammunition to fire at him with his beautifully crafted and carefully scripted reports. Was that because he knew Higgo was writing the report or because he was genuinely unhappy about batting No. 11. I think Plums still managed to be the centrepiece of discussion in all grades due to his displeasure of being named No. 11. Don't worry Plums, if Higgo had sent you the email that he sent me during the week you would have had plenty to say to him and there is not much he would have been able to say in his own defence.

This match gave the writer of the match report plenty to say. This match had it all. Fitzy batted brilliantly and with great discipline through to the end of the innings to get 90 not out. He gave us a fighting chance. Elliot Richtor came to life and showed his extreme pleasure for bowling and taking his wickets during his brilliant hat trick. Richo doesn't usually say much but he certainly told us how happy he was after each wicket. He took a lot of pride in the fact that three batsmen would all be reaching for the talcum powder at the same time back in the dressing rooms. Las spent a lot of time in the dressing room on Saturday seeing if he could throw his helmet hard enough to get it to bounce off all four walls with one throw. If it didn't, he would try again'' and again, even though he was told that it would be a good idea to settle down. As for Choppy Slocombe, the reason he spends so much time in the dressing room is because he has gone back to his bag to get some more food out. I swear he turns up with two kits, one for his cricket gear and the other for food. He needs something the size of a cricket kit bag just to carry the amount of food he eats.

On Saturday we played in the sort of cricket match that (as discussed with BMac on Sunday morning) reminds us of the reason we play the game. You have never seen 11 blokes revel in the excitement, intense nervousness and moments of brilliance more than 5th grade. The incredulous tones of Tiddles answering his phone at the end of the day said it all ' 'Don't tell me you guys got up' was the way he answered the phone. Yes we did Tids.'' Yes'.. we'.. did.

(Elliot Richtor and Alastair Fitzpatrick look for a second run)

Tids dropped in to see how things were going when we were finishing our innings and was looking fairly concerned and worried that we finished with only 161. A fair point too as 161 is not a lot to defend but as I pointed out to him, the pitch was staying very low a lot of the time with uneven bounce and the outfield was extremely slow. 'Yes Dave, mmmmm' was his response delivered with that sarcastic tone that only he can produce, and which over the years has become the 'Tiddles trademark'. I went on to point out that every time I have played on that deck over the years the scores have always been very low and that Fairfield themselves had only scored 170 on it in a one dayer against Penrith this season. Again, he wasn't convinced and questioned my sanity in not as many words. Water off a ducks back as Tids hasn't believed a word I have said since I was 5 years old. If I had 5 leggies in the side he might have thought we were a fighting chance.

The day started out with a win of the toss and deciding to bat. Our 3 P's policy of Patience and Producing Partnerships was discussed but I think Fitzy was one of the guys who repeated it to himself before each ball. It was a deck that was going to require patience as there wouldn't be much to hit and there wasn't much value for your shots with the slow outfield. A few frustrated shots later and we ended up giving them 6 catches in the field. Fitzy held down one end as we crawled towards 5 /111 and then things got worse. He did have a good partnership of 44 with Richo with Richo scoring 14 of them but the runs came very slowly. After being 5/111 off 38 overs we needed to get things going but as the scorebook says, we only got 50 more. Granted, some of the guys tried to get the run rate moving along and were unselfish where their averages were concerned but we wanted more than 161. We felt 200 would give us the upper hand on that deck and be difficult to chase but 9/161 was the reality.

Beyond Fitzy who played a great knock, there wasn't too much more to say about our batting as our scorecard read 90*, 5, 14, 0, 15, 3, 0, 8, 1, 4*. I think the first duck in that list was the reason for a helmet being thrown in all directions in the dressing room. For a little bloke Las has a bit of fire in the belly and was confirmed for me when I walked into the dressing room to find Russel-Jones cowering in the corner trying to avoid the airborne helmet.

(Elliot Richtor batting at Cabramatta)

Poor bugger went in to get padded up and had to deal with Las. All I can say is that it was lucky there were no windows in there. It didn't affect Choppy Slocombe who was into his third can of baked beans and didn't even notice the helmet. If that helmet had hit Choppy's can of baked beans and disturbed his eating Las would have known all about it. Ah well, time for a new helmet Las. You inflicted more damage to it than any 5th Grade bowler could.

At lunchtime we headed to the dressing room to have a chat while Tiddles went out to have a look at the wicket. His face was dead pan serious and with his head bent downwards towards the pitch he chatted on the phone to another Gordon selector or administrator about his thoughts. With the amount of phone calls made on a Saturday between selectors and administrators, we should be sponsored by Vodafone. I think to make it easier for them, the players of the club should get them each a Christmas present and buy them those phones that are an earpiece and microphone in one. It rings, they touch their ear once and they are off and talking again. The only thing is, I am not sure if they would taken as seriously as they are now while using them but their elbows would definitely get a break. If you had to lift as many beers to your mouth with the same elbow action in one night it would definitely be one huge night out.

Back in the dressing room with Las still suffering from an onset of Tourette's Syndrome and Russel-Jones watching him carefully out of the corner of his eye, we got back to the job at hand. It was time to pay back Fitzy for his hard work at the crease and put in a good performance in the field. The instructions for bowlers were simple. On this deck we needed to bowl stump to stump and on a good length. Nothing short and nothing down leg. Little did we know what Richo had in store for us.

Their two openers came out, they were two older guys who liked to swing the bat hard and play everything in the air. They had good eyes and hit the ball cleanly but looked as though they were going to give us a chance. At 0/63 after 9 overs the thought did cross my mind that we might be driving back home at 3.30 and that I would have to listen to Tiddles' comments of 'supposed' wisdom. Then Elliot Richtor came on.

(Las with his helmet on)

It was the quickest I have seen Richo bowl and the best line he has bowled this season. 2 runs off his first over and he then took the prize wicket with the fourth ball of his next over. He picked up the danger man, clean bowled, middle stump. The boys were ecstatic, there was more work to do but we suspected they didn't have much down the order. We needed more wickets so Richo came in next ball, did it again and hit middle stump again. He had ten blokes around him cheering, congratulating him and willing him on for his hat trick. The fielders were brought in close and Richo eyed up the batsmen who was to be his third victim. I found out later that this was the guy Richo wanted the most as he had been offering Richo some friendly advice earlier in the game. In comes Richo, produces the exact same delivery again and all this guy could do was get a leg in front of it. Up goes the appeal and the umpire had no hesitation in sending his finger skyward.

Richo's follow through would have been all the way down the pitch due to his exuberance of taking yet another wicket and his hat trick but only got half way as all pandemonium had set in. 10 blokes got to him first and were going absolutely nuts. Richo was overjoyed and at a couple of stages he looked genuinely frightened by our enthusiasm. Everyone wanted to let him know he was a champion and during the frenzy of it all our keeper, Craig Knight, was belted in the back of the head by an elbow or something and ended up biting the inside of his mouth and spitting claret everywhere.

Fairfield were in such disarray that we had to wait a while for the next batsmen who obviously didn't have time to get padded up. They were 3/65 and it was definitely game on. Time for the leggy. Bourne struggled a bit last week and told me that he thought if he bowled left handed he might have had more luck. Bowlers go though rough stages here and there and Bourne was half way there this week. Half were landing in good spots and then the others were a bit off direction. Cricket being the game it is though meant that a wicket came from one of his not so good balls but we took it anyway. It was the other opener, they were 4/73 and we wanted to keep the pressure on. The pressure was put straight back on them when Richo broke through two overs later with another LBW to have 4 wickets for the match.

We tried to change it up on them as much as possible. Short spells for the bowlers to make sure we never let them get settled. Storey picked up one of the middle order who was causing us a bit of concern with 22 under his belt. A.J. Fry bowled well to pick up 2, Russel-Jones bowled a tight line and managed to pick up 2 with one of them a great stumping by Knight standing up to the stumps to put pressure on the batsmen.

(Elliot Richtor shows his style)

I can tell you that when A.J. Fry picked up the last wicket we went nuts, We commented earlier when they were 7 down that this was our match to lose now, not our match to win. Don't give up the fight and we can bring this home. All the guys put in and fought hard to the end. There were 11 very proud guys in that dressing room belting out the club song and I am sure Fairfield wouldn't have been happy listening to it.

What a great action packed game. It was brilliant to be a part of. It was a good day for cricket and the spirit of the game was kept alive by both sides. Both teams played hard all day with a good attitude and Gordon were happy to walk away from a match like that with a win.

Lets improve our batting guys and we can keep on picking up the points. Well done to 1st and 2nd Grade on their good wins as well. Good week for the GDCC.

Go the Stags

David Storey

5th Grade Round 4 report Day 2

5th Grade Round 4 report Day 2

5th Grade Report vs Manly (Day 2)

After a fantastic day 1 for the 5th graders, we were ready to try to bring home the points and possibly more with some good cricket on day 2. When we turned up at the ground, it was evident that half the battle would be with the weather.

(Daniel Mahaffey is keen and Plums looks interested)

Captain Storey and Craig Knight were at the ground a good 2 hours before play began to do everything possible to make sure we would get on. Higgins was also there 2 hours before play, but didn't really do anything, as he was battling "Andrew Symonds Syndrome" from the night before, as I'm sure were most of the club.

Rather fortuitously, the sun gave us great assistance in drying out the wicket, and we would be starting on time.

Plums and Stores opened up the attack, and bowled, to say the least, without luck. The two Manly openers rode their luck and after the first 10 overs we could have easily had them 4 or 5 down. However saying this, our fielding for all of Saturday was nothing short of ordinary, simple chances went down, and easy runs were let by.

(AJ Fry in action on Saturday)

We were lethargic, and lacked enthusiasm. Each player must pick up their games in the field, the writer included. This is not the first time our fielding has been poor. We need to work hard at training lads. One game soon our fielding will cost us valuable championship points.

The first wicket finally fell, in Dan Mahaffey's first over. Fitzpatrick held onto the catch at mid-on. Relief, is probably the best adjective I can use to describe the feeling of seeing us, finally hold onto one.

Ma-Hat-Ma-Coat picked up his second wicket by trapping the number 3 in front in his second over. The ball was now rolling for the staggies, unfortunately so was the cloud cover and the thunder.

It became evident that rain would begin to fall soon. Wickets were needed.

AJ Fry was introduced to bowl some off-spin. And he did a fantastic job. He was ably assisted by the wicket, but he still bowled in some good areas, and some great real estate. He picked up the 4th wicket, with the catch held by Coach Carter (Shivan Selva) as the rain began to fall lightly at Turramurra.

JRJ (Jason Russel-Jones) took time out from his HSC studies to take the 3rd wicket, rather cheekily. The catch was held remarkably by Stores, as he slid on one knee.

It was obvious the rain was not simply a passing shower. The umpires conferred, briefly, and we were, frustratingly, back in the sheds with a deck of cards. Well we were in the sheds anyway.

(Ian Higgins prepares to drop a leg side chance of Daniel Mahaffey)

Before too long rain began to pour. Pour like a barman giving you that first jug of Bundaberg Draught. It only rained for probably 20 minutes, but the damage was done. When we reappeared from the sheds, Turramurra oval resembled the Sydney Aquatic Centre, and not a cricket field.

The rain ceased at around 2pm, but the game was not called off just yet. For the next 2 hours Gordon players scrambled to do whatever they could to dry out the field. Choppy Chop Slocombe worked tirelessly for those 2 hours.

Fresh after a week of managing North Shore gardens with his business 'Choppy Chop Services'. I understand Stu, will be invoicing the Gordon Cricket Club.

Wild theories were brought up to dry the square, which was now, the only concern. Helicopters, hair dryers, leaf blowers, everyone breathing on the square, drinking the water; these were all the crack pot theories mentioned by AJ Fry. He enquired as to whether I knew anyone in high places, I said I knew someone who's dead. Somehow I don't think that's what he meant.

Special mention must go to all of the 5th Graders who did everything they could resume play. Especially Dave Storey and Stu Slocombe. However, it was all in vain. Singer/Songwriter Missy Higgins was accused of doing nothing, she said she didn't want to be too tired for the ARIA's on Sunday night.

(Detective Sargent Jack Rabone on duty on Saturday)

Fair enough I say.

The match was called off at 4pm.

Unfortunately it was 6 points, possibly 10, gone begging. Manly finished with 4 for 100 odd, chasing 300.

Frustrating. And since when does it rain in Sydney anyway?

Lastly, congratulations to Hoppa. 350 wickets! Well done mate. A fantastic achievement for an ok bloke. Hopefully there is plenty more this season and in the future hop. Thanks to everyone who worked so hard to make the annual lunch a fantastic success. Again.

It was great to see so many faces out painting the town all kinds of red, green, and a dash of grey!

Cheers.

Ian (Missy) Higgins 

5th Grade Round 4 report

5th Grade Round 4 report

The Real 5th Grade Report

Score: Gordon 8-300

Light rain and heavy cloud greeted the players at Turramurra on Saturday morning. All of the staggies seemed chirpy and fired up for the challenge that Manly would no doubt provide, and after the recent success of the club, we felt confident of putting ourselves in a position to bring home the points after day 1.

(Jason Russell-Jones at Turramurra)

Then Plummer arrived, he steamed into the dressing sheds and less than politely enquired the whereabouts of Higgins. Plummer, fresh from reading the scathing remarks from the previous rounds report was ready to have a swing at Higgins. Higgins later stated that he would have hit Plummer, however he had only recently conditioned his hair and didn't want blood all through it.

Light drizzle temporarily ceased the warm up, but there was no delay in the commencement of play.Captain Storey again won the toss and elected to bat. I think even Stores fancied some runs of his own on this deck.

Once again Fitzpatrick and Slocombe opened, and looked to get Gordon off to another good start. And once again they both did their job, saw off the new ball and kept the scorers busy. Slocombe looked to continue his recent good form, and Fitzy looked to occupy the crease and get some time in the middle.

(Shivan at Turramurra during his 40 not out)

All seemed well, with the score moving along nicely, until a Fitzy was run-out off a misfield. There probably isn't any reason to say the old saying here is there? One feels for young Fitzpatrick, who has now been run-out twice in his first four innings. He looks to be hitting the ball well, but is finding ways to get out.

The score was now 1 for 50 odd. This brought Craig Knight to the crease, who was coming off a century in colts last week, and looked to be brimming with confidence. He and Choppy moved the score to 110 in relative quick time. Both were hitting the middle on regular occurrence, and saw the ball to the boundary just as frequently. Knighty, unfortunately chipped the ball back to the bowler when on 42, for a return catch, and it was good Knight nurse for Craig.

This brought Higgins to the crease, desperate to spend time in the middle, mainly to get away from Plummer, but also to get some runs under the hair elastic. Higgins was watchful to say the least for his first 24 balls, refusing to score. It was painful to watch, like looking at the sun for too long. Never the less he remained not out. Stu Slocombe at the other end guided him through, giving him constant reassurance. Unfortunately choppy fell on the last ball before drinks. It was disappointing to see him fall, after getting another start. I have no doubt a hundred is around the corner, the application is there and so is the skill.

The score was now 3 - 127 at drinks.

Plummer joined Higgins at the crease. What was to follow was poetry in motion. The partnership perilled in comparison to that of the Man-Cash/2-Pumps partnership I'm sure, however it was an important partnership none the less. The two took the score from 127 to 201. Higgins was finding ways to hit that red thing past the square, and Plummer ran hard between the wickets as well as lofted balls in a more aggressive manner'.. I hope his shoulder is ok though!! If any one gets the chance, ask Plums how his shoulder is.

(Ian Higgins and Andrew Plummer)

All jokes aside, Plums is a fantastic guy to have in 5th grade. He is a genuine leader, and can offer a lot to the younger guys on the team. He's also become relatively handy with the willow, and he proved his worth with a well constructed 30. Unfortunately, Plums was run-out. Although like Fitzpatrick, he was extremely unlucky to be given out. Mainly because they were both thought they were well in.

A small batting collapse followed, and we went from cruising at 3-201 to 6-217. With the wickets of Plummer, Rabone, and Higgins respectively. Rabone in fairness copped probably the best ball of the day on his 3rd or 4th ball.

But Higgins has no excuses for his dismissal. On 71, he played a loose drive and managed to guide the ball onto his stumps. Like I said last week, its rare for a player to come off the field and be completely satisfied with their performance. And although I'm sure Higgins was pleased to score some runs, the job was far from over from the teams perspective, and it looked like we might limp to 240/250 odd. Higgins later claimed he got out, because he knew webmaster Stephenson was on the way. With that damn camera in hand.

(Higgins emerges from the dressing sheds) 

Even if he did score a century the picture of him getting rolled in round 1 would have been splashed all over the Gordon tabloids anyway. Higgins was seen, smirking as he emerged from the dressing sheds. This was only because news was filtering through that Stobo had managed to drive, as well as park, without incident, and the relief was evident on the faces of Gordon players all over the Sydney metropolitan region. And all motorists in general.

Anyway, runs became like gold, and gold is what we got. The lower order all chipped in. And we reached 300 on the last ball of the day. Shivan Selva once again scored runs, with a well compiled 40 not out. Thanks to Shiva's similarity to Samuel L. Jackson he now has 14, 379 different nick-names, all of them movie titles. Most of the boys just call him Coach Carter now. It's kind of catchy.

Dave Storey was nothing short of graceful for his 17 not out. I've never even seen some shots that Captain Stores manages to perform. It's like going for a check-up at the doctors, you just never know what your going to see. I think this is a fitting analogy for a man of Stores' lifestyle.

At the end of the day we reached 300. A very satisfying performance from the 5th graders. Storey decided to play mind games by not declaring as of yet' At least I think we're still batting. Storey does nothing more than confuse me a lot of the time. Funny guy though. Plummer went into the manly dressing sheds to share a beer after play. He tried to play mind games with them as well, I'm sure it worked. He claims he has learnt everything he knows from Hoppa. I can somehow believe that.

(Alastair Fitzpatrick at Turramurra)

Well done to Cashy and Pumps. Good luck to all grades for day 2. No doubt there will be some familiar faces at the Friday luncheon, in front of some familiar beverages. Hope to see everyone there!

Cheers.

Ian Higgins

5th grade Round 3 Report

5th grade Round 3 Report

5th Grade Report vs Parramatta

Cricket is a funny game. It is rare for a player to come off the field at the end of the days play, and be completely satisfied with his achievements.

However, it's days like Saturday which reminds us all of why we play the game.

(Elliot Richtor at Turramurra)

Gordon 9 for 232 of 50

Parramatta 223 all out of 48.5

As the players assembled at the 'scenic' Turramurra oval, we were greeted with cloudy skies, a cool breeze, and a pitch with a small damp patch halfway down the track. It was clear that the damp patch would play no part in the game, however the Parramatta captain insisted on waiting for it to dry out. Subsequently play was delayed for an hour or so.

When the captains met again for the toss at around 10:00am, it was decided that play would commence at 10:30. Captain Storey won the toss, and the men from old Chatswood way were throwing the pads on. Gordon was pleased to get the game underway, mainly because they were tired of hearing tales of the life and times of Plummer.

Slocombe and Fitzpatrick began the innings well. Slocombe continued his fine form, with an array of cover drives and lofted strokes. It is great to see choppy perform so well after he has put hours of hard work, months before round 1. Fitzpatrick was more conservative but never the less looked impressive. The openers brought up the fifty with out loss and with consulate ease. After 10 overs we were none for 54. I doubt if Plummer saw any of those 10 overs. Rather, he was too busy reciting lines from such Peter Sellers classics as 'Pink Panther' and 'The Party', no one really knew what he was on about, no one really cared.

(Alastair Fitzpatrick shows his style against Parramatta)

Both the openers shortly departed and we were suddenly 2/60 just before drinks. This brought Richtor and Higgins to the crease.

After drinks a small batting collapse, with the dare I say 'prize' wickets of Higgins, Plummer and Rabone. However, on a brighter note, all three look to be not far away from a big score, with the exception of Plummer of course. Most importantly though, Richtor was still at the crease, he played himself in well, then cut loose with a barrage of drives, cuts, and one enormous six over the bowlers head. He made an invaluable 64 of not many more deliveries before he fell victim to one big shot too many. Still his innings was a delight to watch, and he should be earmarked as a player to watch.

With the departure of Richtor, the score was 7 for 150. With still a lot of work to do to reach a defendable total. Shivan Selva who has worked extremely hard on his batting, made a golden 31 not out with some support from Daniel 'Ma-Hat-Ma-Coat' Mahaffey down the order. These runs would prove to win the game for us, as we scrambled to a defendable 9/232.

We were confident of defending the runs as we ran onto the field, and each man knew his job. We started a little slower than I think we had all anticipated, as no wickets fell until around the 12th over, with one of their openers coming out blazing.

(Ian Higgins not getting bowled)

Still we were able to maintain control of the game. James Kennedy bowled with good control early, but found it difficult to extract any movement off the surface, and lost patience with his line and length, and therefore went for more than what he would have liked. At the other end, Dave Storey bowled with his regular rhythm, and will no doubt soon be back to his top speed. Well, that's what he told me anyway.

With no wickets falling early, Elliot Richtor came on and found immediate success. He had the aggressive opener trapped in front with his fifth ball, and then wrapped the pads of the number 3 with his next ball, and we had them 2/34.

Daniel 'Ma-Hat-Ma-Coat' Mahaffey came onto bowl, and bowled the best spell he has bowled all year, he deserved to take probably 4 or 5 wickets, as he beat the bat on countless occasions and hit the pads just as often. He finished with 2 for 11, and was without a doubt the pick of the bowlers.

(Daniel Mahaffey during his spell on Saturday)

The fielding in 5th Grade promises to be exceptional, however the half chances just don't seem to be falling into hands and the diving saves seem to be deflecting for more runs. Our young gun in the field Detective Jack Rabone (as Plummer calls him) is a joy to watch, and sets a fantastic standard in the field, every week he can add 20-30 runs to his batting performance via his fielding. Unfortunately we put down around 6 or 7 chances, tough chances, but chances none the less and it probably should have cost us the game.

As the sun began its rapid descent on the days play, it appeared Gordon had wrapped things up. Parramatta were 7 for 150 odd and out of the game with 10 overs to be bowled.

Shivan 'Shaft' Selva bowled a teasing line and length and deserved better figures, Jason 'J-R-J' Russel-Jones took an unbelievable return catch of his bowling and Plummer was telling the captain he could give him 2 overs. Knowing Plummer though, he would have been disappointed not to get any less than 10. Everything appeared to be under control

Then things began to get out of hand. The 8th wicket partnership took them to around 221 with only a run a ball required. The inexperience and youth of our side began to show, with ridiculous fielding and wild throws. We are only a very young team, most of the guys are still in school, but this experience will do wonders for our confidence next time.

(The skipper Dave Storey in full flight)

With fading light, the umpires, unbelievably (but realistically), offered the batsmen light, and with full credit to the Parramatta team they declined in pursuit of getting a result. As I said, full credit to Parramatta.

With 9 balls remaining Plummer ran in and finally bowled their big hitting number 9. Plums did deserve the wicket as he beat the bat a thousand times, and he was quite happy to remind the batsmen of this.

8 balls remaining, 11 to win. Plummer ran in and wrapped the Parramatta captain on the pads, not out exclaimed the man in the white coat, who I would be surprised if he could even see down the other end it was that dark.

The batsmen began to run, in a suicidal effort to gain an extra single, there was confusion and Jamie Kennedy picked up the ball and lobbed it to the keeper from square leg and suddenly Gordon had them 9 down.

The time was 6:35pm and the tension around the ground was nothing short of insane. Dogs and their owners were kept waiting, but captivated by the action, as the number 11 from Parramatta strode to the increase. This truly was nail biting stuff. Plums ran in again, under now, a moonlit sky. It was shortish and wide outside off. The ball was flayed away down to third man.

(Slocombe and Fitzpatrick in unison)

Captain Dave Storey, probably the only man on the field who saw where the ball went, was about to make a hero of himself'.

He ran about 10-15 metres, slid down on one knee saving four, as the batsmen turned for the second run, gathered himself and threw the ball from 55 odd metres away. It was like something out of a movie, well a low budget one anyway. The ball seemed to hang in the air for a good solid week, before it dipped and hit the base of the off stump, leaving the batsmen a good 2 metres short of his ground. This sparked wild celebrations around the ground, and the 11 Gordon players were sent into party mode.

Dave Storey, who couldn't catch a cold all day, eventually got us the 6 points with a bit of experience, a little magic, and a whole lot of luck.

Naturally, Storey was seen in the pokies room at the GreenGate later that night trying his luck again, without that same result I might add.

It's days like Saturday which reminds us of why we play the game.

In all honesty it was a bonus six points for the stags, but an invaluable lesson none the less.

5th Grade Round 2 Report

5th Grade Round 2 Report

5th Grade Round 2 Report

Well, what a couple of great days of cricket. 5th Grade were a very proud team on Monday afternoon and for good reason. They won against Blacktown with some great performances and more importantly, they were able to contribute to a clean sweep by all 6 grades of the club.

(Lasanga Kannangara during his innings)

Yes, we had a good win but there were still some valuable lessons to be learnt from the match. A few players decided to step up with some great performances and I'm sure that the whole team watching on saw those lessons being demonstrated. A quick discussion in the dressing rooms after the win made sure of that. We wanted to make the discussion short and to the point so we could get on with enjoying our win and I'm sure that was on Plums mind too as he belted the points home that he felt it important to make.

Blacktown won the toss and decided to bat - all out for 249 of 65.1 overs

Gordon in reply - 4 / 269

The day started on Saturday with the loss of the toss. The pitch without question was a batsmen's paradise and we knew we were going to have to put in a good effort in the field to work for our wickets and keep the runs down. The spirit in the field was at a high level all day and full credit to the team for keeping the fight up to Blacktown.

(Stuart Slocombe during his 88)

Not a head dropped all day even though we had a couple of periods where a Blacktown partnership was threatening. The pitch wasn't giving the bowlers anything and the motto of line and length proved to be the reason for the bowler's success.

James Kennedy opened up and immediately had the batsmen guessing. It didn't take him long before he was letting the umpire know that he thought he had one LBW. The umpire agreed and the job had been started. Not satisfied with that start James made the most of the new ball with some beautiful balls sliding across the batsmen. When he got one to straighten and take the top of off stump he once again had ten blokes around him who very pretty pleased with his performance. I thought the umpire was walking off the field but no, he had to go to the fence to retrieve one of the bails. The pressure stayed on at both ends and we felt like something had to give, it did, and Storey clean bowled one to take the third wicket with Blacktown on 32.

Blacktown then put on a partnership of 72 but we were fighting and keeping the runs down. Everyone was looking for the chance and the pressure was maintained, the chat was that good that our slips were earned about talking it up after the bowler had started to run in.

Plums has definitely had an influence on others in supporting his fellow players but the umpires appreciation level of this enthusiasm wasn't shared. Shiva's then broke through with an LBW decision and we were creeping back into the game. Plums thought the fall of a wicket could be a good time to let out the enthusiasm that had been bottled up during the bowlers run up. Good on you Plums.

With the celebrations over we had to stick at the job again as another partnership of 84 threatened us. The run rate was still in check and the pressure in the field had to deliver us a reward sooner or later.

(Just in case you missed Ian Higgins getting out last week, here it is again)

A change of pace and Storey had one pushed in the air to mid on where Shiva's held on to a catch that seemed to just hang in the air. 5 for 186 and we needed to pick up some wickets to keep the score at a respectable total and keep our sights on the match.

Plummer offered to bowl just two or three overs as his shoulder was not good but he recognised too that we needed to strike again quickly. With a time limit on both Kennedy and Mahaffey holding me back from bowling them I agreed to Plums request and enjoyed watching him almost smile at the batsmen before he came in to release his first ball. The batsmen weren't ready for him and Plums helped us pick up two quick wickets in three overs. His pace was certainly a shock to them and it did just the trick. So, 7 for 198 and we were looking like we could get them all out fairly soon on a pitch that should have assisted the batsmen. Blacktown started to pick up a few more runs again until Kennedy came back on and bowled well to tempt the batsmen into giving an edge to Higgo who made sure we sent another back to the dressing rooms. Kennedy now had three wickets to his name and Blacktown were 8 for 232. Shiva's then plugged away for a bit longer and got their no. 9 bat to send one down to cow corner.

Jack Rabone didn't have to move an inch and looked as safe as a house to take a nice catch and Blacktown were 9 for 237. Shiva's now had 2 wickets and kept at the batsmen. He was giving the ball some good flight and it worked in getting their No. 8 bat to dance down the pitch and Higgo was waiting to show us his good glove work by taking the bails off for his first stumping of the season. All out for 249.

Now our job turned to chasing the runs. We had 16 overs left in the day and we knew that discipline and a straight bat would be required to give us the best possible chance at securing a win. Richard Kenner got caught LBW very quickly for 0 and we were 0 / 0. The nerves set in a bit but Slocombe was coming off 51 from the week before so the confidence was still there. The runs started to come quite easily and after 15 overs we were 1 for 50. Fitzpatrick and Slocombe were pushing the singles nicely, putting loose balls away when possible and showing that a straight bat does the job well. We were starting to feel pretty good about how the score would look for the end of the day and then on the second last ball of the day Fitzy was given out LBW for 24. Las went in to face the last ball of the day, blocked it out and we ended up 2 for 52 at stumps.

2 for 52 wasn't a bad position to be going into the second day on.

The scoring rate had been fairly good and the two guys in were Las and Slocombe and they had spent a good amount of time at the crease the week before. What happened throughout the day was just brilliant to watch and I'm sure the whole team enjoyed watching Las and Slocombe put on a 169 run partnership. Blacktown's heads were down in the field and as I mentioned before Las and Slocombe demonstrated to all that with discipline and a straight bat the job could be done.

We said in the dressing rooms before the game that we had to concentrate on partnerships and that we had to keep the guy at the other end focused on reaching little goals at a time. Both Las and Slocombe were in each others ears constantly and were keeping each other focused and minds on the job. There were very little chances given to Blacktown and once they were both settled we started to see some beautiful shots of the middle of the bat by both. We were witness to some beautiful cover drives throughout the day especially from Las.

(Las lets one go)

Slocombe was pushing the ball around well and taking on the fielders and his big shots starting coming later on in his innings. His cover drives were magic and then he started to go over the fielders heads until he was reminded of how close he was getting to a ton.

Slocombe has put a lot of effort in pre-season by turning up to Packers Curly fitness sessions and the effort looks to have paid off. His concentration was good, his running between wickets was good and you could see the hunger in his eyes for a big score.

Las was just enjoying being there with Slocombe as they seem to communicate well and was just as hungry for a big score.

Las started cramping up in the hammies later in the day and needed Shiva's to help him out with stretches every now and then. He fought through the pain and as the club knows, came in with 106 not out.

Brilliant stuff Las, well done. Higgo obviously enjoyed the innings as most of his first beer at the end of the day was used to give Las a good frothy shower. Well deserved too I say. Slocombe was victim to every batsmen's fear of a drinks break or a tea break. Just after tea he went back in wanting his hundred and after the second ball he tried to send one back over the bowlers head only to miss time it and get caught at mid on. He said after coming off that his head just wasn't focused again and a rush of blood let him down. As he said, it was a lesson learnt and I am sure he will make sure that all that effort goes all the way to a hundred next time.

After Plums had spent most of the day off the field telling us everything he knew about the world and dreaming up questions for Stepho to ask the Hornet he was needed to get a few runs. Stepho had a list a mile long of things Plums wanted him to ask the Hornet and obviously wasn't around anymore when Plums went out to bat. He didn't have any paper left to write on. A quickfire 20 from Plums with four boundaries helped Las get us over the line and 6 points came our way. Don't worry Plums, you're a very positive influence on the team and its brilliant having you there. You just seemed to be burnt into my memory when it came to writing this report.

Back into the dressing rooms to belt out the club song, not a bad rendition for the first of the season and then out to have a few beers with the opposition and umpires. As I said above, a very satisfying day of cricket but some good lessons learnt. One of the umpires summed it up well. Blacktown gave us chances because they kept on playing across the line. Gordon played well with a straight bat and stuck to the task of grafting out good partnerships. Let's keep it going for the season boys, there are plenty of points up for grabs and we want most of them. Well done.

David Storey

5th Grade Round 1 report

5th Grade Round 1 report

5th Grade Match Report ' Round 1 v's Easts

5th Grade turned up to Turramurra Oval ready to take on Easts and were extremely keen to get the season started with a win. Every one of us was keen to get the season underway and to be able to turn up to the Greengate at the end of the day with points under our belts.

(Ian Higgins loses his castle)

Unfortunately we lost what turned out to be a very close match but in reality it was only close because we didn't get the runs we needed and they kept themselves right on the run rate required throughout their innings. All in all we saw some extremely positive signs in regards to talent and attitude. There are points to be taken and you can tell that this side wants them and will fight for them.

Gordon 9/204 off 50 overs - Easts 5/205 off 48.3 overs

They day started well when we won the toss. We decided to bat on a pitch that we knew wouldn't have much life and thought it would keep lower as the day went on making it more difficult to bat on. Little did we know that we were going to see mulligrubbers going through to the keeper in the 5th over of the day.

The rev up and instructions from the senior players in the dressing rooms was spirited (especially from Inzy Iqbal) before sending in our openers (Las Kannangara & Stuart Slocombe). They were very aware of the fact that we wanted to bat out the 50 overs and post a good score that we could defend. On reflection maybe those words of encouragement and caution were taken very seriously as we got off to a very slow and cautious start. After 10 overs we were sitting on 10 runs and after 15 overs our score had only just nudged into the 20's.

(Stuart Slocombe hits out against Easts)

The ball wasn't coming onto the bat that well but we weren't finding the gaps and we were definitely missing out on some singles that would have put that bit more pressure on Easts. You could tell that Las and Stuart wanted to do well and were digging in but with the drinks break the message went out and the singles were then being taken and some more runs started to come. Still, we had wickets in hand and if they could up the score rate we could get ourselves into a good position to drive the innings home.

We were starting to edge our way up to 3 an over when Las played on for 25 and we had lost our first wicket. Leon Gulaptis walked to the crease keen to move the scoring along and to put pressure on the field with good running between wickets. He had obviously had a good chat with Stuart as they started pushing the scoring along and our total started to look a little more healthy. Leon got a quickfire 32 including 6 boundaries before being trapped LBW. Stuart Slocombe hung around at one end playing himself into more form and confidence with every shot and started playing some beautiful drives out of the middle of the bat. The time in the middle will do him wonders. At the other end we had a few starts of 8, 11, 14 and 5 from Jack Rabone, Ian Higgins, John Mallos and Iqbal but no-one going on with their innings to help us really push the run rate along. It must be said though that we were 5/147 with 12 overs left and everyone was trying to scramble for a few extra runs that we dearly needed.

Stuart was aiming to still be there at the end of the innings and his scoring rate was now fine for him to just keep doing what he was doing. The guys at the other end just needed to support him and keep the score board ticking over. Unfortunately we lost him with 12 overs to go. He did well for the first match of the season and ended up with 51.

The 4 guys left in the tail played sensibly to bat out the overs. They took every single they could and picked off the bad balls to get a few more boundaries. Shivan Selva picked up 14 and Dave Storey 14 not out. Our two new young bowlers, James Ellison and Daniel Mahaffey also showed they were well up to the task and helped out with 5 and 4 not out respectively. It must be said that James was unlucky to get run out with a couple of overs to go.

(Jack Rabone keeps this one out)

We had to scramble for the runs at the end to ensure we got 200 hundred and with the pitch playing very low we thought we could give ourselves a good chance to win the match with tight bowling and a few early wickets. In reality we needed another 30 or 40 runs.

We got the quick wickets we needed through Dave Storey (3/29) and Daniel Mahaffey (2/35). Dave took two with LBW decisions going his way and James Ellison took what could only be described as an amazingly stunning catch at Gully to give Daniel his first. With no's 1, 3 and 4 back in the dressing room for 38 we were feeling good about putting some pressure on and taking the game away from them. Unfortunately we were unable to break a partnership that developed between one of their openers and their no. 5. Their partnership was worth 140 runs and they were able to keep themselves up with the run rate as well as keep wickets in hand.

Throughout a lot of their innings we had the spinners on as we had three in the side and although they looked like they were going to give us a chance no wickets came our way. The chances that did come dropped short. John Mallos really had them guessing and they were being very cautious playing him, Shivan also held them down with a tidy 10 overs but it was a wicket we needed.

(Leon Gulaptis during his innings at Turramurra)

We neared the end of the innings and with the light slowly fading it was time to get the mediums back on and try and break this partnership and fight for the match. Dave Storey removed no.5 who was on 93 and then helped Mahaffey pick up his second by running backwards with left hand up and I have to say, even I couldn't believe it stuck. Those wickets put a lot more pressure on and I looked to the Easts players in the stand and they were looking very quiet and nervous. We had a fight on our hands and everyone in the team was up for the fight. As I said though, we just didn't have the runs we needed and in the final overs couldn't hold them back from scoring the winning runs with a couple of boundaries.

Taking a loss is always hard but there are some good signs that this team will have the hunger and desire to get points on the board and get themselves to the semis. This week we will be coming home with points.

 

First Grade Match Reports 05/06

First Grade Match Reports 05/06

First Grade plays for the Belvedere Cup and all grade points go to the Club Championship total.

First Grade match reports for 2005/6 season are provided below:

1st Grade Report qual final

1st Grade Report qual final

1st Grade Semi-Final vs. Fairfield-Liverpool

It has been almost fifteen years since the Stags 1st XI has played finals cricket and hopes were high that we would be able to progress past the first weekend of the finals campaign. However taking on the Lions at Rosedale oval is not an easy task.

(James Packman driving at Rosedale) 

Rosedale oval, it must be said, was not at its best. The outfield had been top dressed over Christmas which also coincided with the irrigation system breaking down. 3 months later and it appeared it still hadn't been fixed. The square looked good and the pitch, despite looking ok, played fairly slowly over both days.

Nicho had obviously been practicing his tossing as he called correctly and elected to have a bat. With the majority of the NSW bowling attack playing in this match it would be a good test for both batting line ups.

The Ship and Reggie opened up and set about seeing off the new ball. They almost succeeded before both fell around the first drinks break. Packers and Nicho steadied the innings with Nicho falling with the lunch in sight. Pumps was out on the break, the Stags in some trouble at 4 for 75.

After lunch Packers set out about building a total, he had struck some form the previous week and looked to again be in good touch. He unfortunately did not get much support from the middle order. We lost 3 wickets in quick succession, so quickly in fact that Zeddy was caught short of time whilst sitting on the throne.

(Matt Michael at Rosedale)

Cashy was the third of the three to fall, albeit to an apparent tough decision. BMac joined Packers and built the largest partnership of the innings. Packers was finding the gaps and BMac did a great job supporting him. They saw the Stags to tea, 7 for 180.

BMac was dismissed shortly after the break. Little Bretty joined Packers, who, realising that there was not much batting to come, started to up the tempo. Unfortunately this resulted in his dismissal a while later for a well made 97. The D-Train, who had been called up at 1830 the night before for Midnight, joined Bretty at the crease. The 2 of them were offered the light but declined and added 25 for the last wicket before Bretty was dismissed. The Stags all out for 225!!

The Lions innings was delayed due to the bad light and when we finally got back onto the field only 8.2 overs were able to be bowled before once again the light stopped play, this time for the day.

Sunday morning was overcast with some drizzle falling. However play started on time with Nicho and Zeddy pushing for wickets. Nicho struck removing Lambert, the first of 10 wickets the Stags needed to take. Zeddy bowled with out luck as did the D-Train who replaced him. Nicho continued to bowl well from the other end. Zeddy came on for his second spell with immediate success. Then the tide turned, the Stags taking a clump of wickets before lunch leaving the Lions at 5 for 103 at the break.

(Brett Rosen at Rosedale)

After the break Fairfield dug in, taking no chances. BMac was bowling his best spell of the season from one end whilst the quicks Nicho, Zeddy and D-Train rotated from the other. Wickets were hard to come by but the Stags stuck to the task. There was some controversy with a disputed catch, with the batsman being given the benefit of the doubt. It would have been a crucial wicket for the Stags but it wasn't given.

BMac finally struck, taking his 3rd wicket, but it was the only one to fall in the middle session. The Lions heading to tea 6 for 170.

The pressure was mounting on both sides after the tea break. The Lions lost their 7th wicket with 40 odd runs left to get. The Stags lifted for one last assault but unfortunately the Lions held firm passing the 225 needed 7 wickets down.

Both sides had fought hard for the entirety of the game and the crowd was appreciative of this.

Ultimately I guess we did not score enough runs but we gave everything we had to defend it.

(Brendan McDonald during his 4 for 90)

So the 05/06 season has ended. Last season we took out the wooden spoon, this season we made the finals in both the one-day and overall competitions, an amazing turn around. We will be stronger from the semi-final losses and will give it a real shake in 06/07.

Dylan Connell

1st Grade Report Round 15

1st Grade Report Round 15

1st Grade Report vs. UNSW

Gordon 261 lost UNSW 6 for 264 (45.2 overs)

The last round of the regular season, a finals spot already secured, a great opportunity to build some momentum for our assault on Everest.

(James Packman at Killara)

Somebody forgot to tell the Bumblebees this however.

Zeddy won a toss, unbelievable, it was the first toss I have seen a Gordon captain win post Christmas. The pitch looked pretty good and the decision was always going to be 'we'll have a bat'.

We lost the Ship (Craig Simmons), Hintdog (Sam Hinton)and Cake (Matt Michael) pretty early, leaving us 3 for 40 odd with Packers (James Packman) the not out batsmen. Packers and Pumps (John O'Neill Fuller) settled the innings and then set about building a reasonable total. Packers was looking good, although the days where he doesn't look good at the crease are few, Pumps providing the support from the other end.

Packers went on to score his first century of the season and with the support of the middle and lower order the Stags posted a very competitive 261.

Would it be enough?

At the start of their innings, the Bumblebees needed to win with a bonus point to have any chance of making the finals. As it would turn out later, the Ghosts knocked off Manly thus ruining any final aspirations that UNSW may have had.

Anyway the Bumblebees came out looking to tee off. Their plans went awry when Zed struck with his first ball. 1 for 3. Jules bowled well before succumbing to a rib injury and was unable to continue. Would we have enough bowling depth to cover the loss of our main strike bowler and the remaining 7 overs that he had to bowl?

The answer was no!!

Zeddy (Ed Zelma) and D-Train (Dylan Connell) tried hard but UNSW got away, with the Stags bowling inconsistent lines and more to the point lengths. With short boundaries at Killara far too many balls were flayed into and over the fence.

UNSW cruising home with 4.4 overs to spare.

A disappointing way to finish the regular season, but perhaps a wake up call before starting our first assault on the first grade premiership for 15 years.

Dylan Connell

1st Grade Report Round 14

1st Grade Report Round 14

First Grade Report vs North Sydney

The stags travelled to North Sydney Oval looking to secure a place in the 1st grade semi finals for the first time in over 10 years. The boys were pumped! not that we needed any extra incentive, but it is always great to knock off your next door neighbours on their home ground. One man in particular was desperate for a good showing.

(Jules Stephenson at North Sydney)  

The toss was won and lost, can't remember who won, but the stags were bowling. The wicket was flat, the boundaries were small and the weather was hot. Early breakthroughs were the name of the game. Nicho (Matt Nicholson) and Zed (Ed Zelma) opened up bowling searching lines. Zed in particular bowled outstandingly without any luck. The batsmen either played and missed or somehow found a gap in the cordon and the third man boundary. The bears literally edged their way to 0-40 odd. Enter Julian Stephenson. Jules proceeded to bowl the best spell of his career and the best we have seen this year by us or our respective opponents.

Midnight hit the seam regularly and consistently swung the ball away from the bat. He claimed the first three wickets with beautiful deliveries. His run was broken only by a brilliant run out!!!!!!!! Nicho continued to pound away from the other end, but the day belonged to Jules.

He finished with 6-53, his first 5 wicket haul in the top grade and just deserves for a season of hard toil in which he has been outstanding. Nicho took 3 for at the other end and then of course there was THAT runout. The end result was the Bears had been bundled out for an even 100 in just under 40 overs. a dominant display by the stags, but would the dominance continue?

(A North Sydney batsman is bowled by an outswinger from Jules)

The innings opened solidly enough until the child prodigy (Sam Hinton) drove a ball to second slip. Having hit the first ball he faced through midwicket for one of his trademark boundaries Reg (Damon LIvermore)soon followed. 2-30 odd. Packers was unlucky again and a big score is coming and I am tipping next round! The cake (Matt Michael) threw it away on 26.

Nicho and Pumps (John O'Neill Fuller)  then guided us to victory. Nicho perished in the pursuit of quick runs soon after. The logic being there was no point him remaining not out as Dylan Connell would then be opening up the following week, a proposition only the man himself could bare. Enter cCashy (Jermey Cashman). I believe this will prove to be a defining innings for the young man. He has the goods and has scored more runs in twos before earning a spot in ones than any person in recent memory at the club.

He backed himself and played some great shots, hopefully finally proving to himself that he belongs there. Certainly hope it has because no one else doubts the fact. Pumps departed, Zed and bmac (Brendan McDonald) came and went and at the end of the day the stags finished on 8-153. Hardly dominant, but 6 points in the bag.

(Matt Nicholson at North Sydney)

Day two saw the stags add another 30 to their total. Cashy was dismissed for 37, jJles followed soon after for a duck and "red ink" Rosen remained unbeaten on 17 including a majestic pull shot for four over forward point. all out 188. 10 points were on offer.

Jules once again got the ball rolling, picking up the first three to have the Bears staring down the barrel at 3-35. I think the lure of 10 points proved our down fall ( not taking anything away from the Bears remaining batsmen as they played quite well). The bowlers tried too hard for the next breakthroughs bowling too straight and moving away from the plans that have proved so succesfull for us this season. Mind you trying too hard is not the worst thing a team can be accused of doing. The afternoon draged on till a late flurry of wickets had the Bears 9-260 odd.

With a very limited number of overs remaining and the stags requiring 180 for 10 points it was decided that stumps should be pulled an hour early.

(Jeremy Cashman at North Sydney)

6 points and a garaunteed place in the semi finals was what the stags had come for and thats what we got, but what could have been? An enthusiastic song was enjoyed by all in our change room. I  beleive its the first time in a while a North Sydney 1st grade side had heard it at their home ground. We now look forward to a tough game next week against the bumble bees. A win will garauntee us fourth and if results go our way we could finish third. A win is crucial, not just for the ladder but this is the time of year to maintain a winning culture and continue to play good cricket.

Momentum is everything in this game. bring it on!

Matt Michael

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1st Grade Report Round 13 Day 1

1st Grade Report Round 13 Day 1

1st Grade report vs Wests Day 1

First grade travelled to Pratten Park to encounter a strong Western Suburbs team. Wests have yet to drop a match in the 2-day format, and given the calibre of players in their ranks would be disappointed they are not front runners of the competition.

(Caught Rosen bowled Zelma)

Gordon trained well during the week even after losing the one-day semi to Manly the previous Sunday, testimony to the resolve of the side. The team reinforced the collective desire to win the premiership; a loss was not going to de rail this objective.

Turning up to Pratten Park is not quite the picturesque postcard, to then have to split the team into two halves because of the small demountables made available to the opposition alone was far from ideal. Wests need to do much better in this regard considering Wests themselves were suitably accommodated with a dressing room that fitted all players and had toilets and showers. However, that's cricket. Zeddie get on with it.

Toss loss by Gordon. Nothing new, in fact it's now become part of the game plan. Wests decided to have a bat on a wicket that could be considered the flattest of all wickets we have played upon this summer. The call went out early, we were going to have to grind this one out to 6 .00 pm. No problem with the grind, we love it, the hotter & flatter the better.

We started the innings off well. Nicko and Zeddie being steady and patient. We had discussed as part of the plan that Wests have a tendency to go hard at it, as such we needed to be disciplined and be ready to bunker down with some controlled line and length bowling. As it turned out, Gordon got the upper hand courtesy of a Sammy Hinton special, prodigious springs to mind when describing Sammy's talent.

(Nicho at Pratten)

After a short 5 over spell from Zelma he was replaced by Cuppy. As Zelma citing a combination of the hill, the wind and an indian curry the night before. With Nicko on song from the Parramatta Road end, Cuppy came on to tie up the other. It didn't turn out that way, Cuppy took the crucial poles of Smith and then followed up with a beauty to Phillips. Cuppy demonstrated good old fashioned outswing, catching the edge on both occasions. Bretty happy to oblige behind the stumps. Cuppy was to Wests what Geoffrey Boycott was to world cricket, a thorn in the side that never went away.

Just prior to lunch cam some more crucial poles. Nicko picking up the wicket of Burkhart. B Mac the crucial wicket of Twinning. Both these batsman have frustrated many an attack, to see the back of them was a true relief.

We went into lunch 5 for 81, a solid start nothing more. Post lunch saw a spirited fight back from Wests. Roden and Day batted well, chanced their luck and got Wests back into the game. The Stags knew Wests could bat to 11 so this was not a reason to be alarmed. We went back to the trenches. Some solid bowling from all and sundry saw the pendulum swing back to Gordon. Jules continued to hoop the ball, Nicko bowled tight and B Mac forever threatening. Zeddie a little cranky by this stage started to pitch the ball a little shorter in an attempt to at least unsettle the batters.

Late in the second session, the hard work paid off more wickets fell. Nicko picking up Roden, Zelma got Day and Barry more catches to Bretty boy.

Post tea, the third session did not start as planned. Wests came out swinging. The tail (although in all fairness the late order looked quite accomplished), swung and swung hard. Balls split fielders particularly between square leg and fine leg, (perhaps our square fielders need to do a bit more running), and catches just lobbed overhead. Not all of us can be 7 foot and able to twist and turn like a Romanian gymnast.

(The B-MAC salute at Pratten)

However, in the end the valiant effort of Wests tail came to a thundering end. Nicko cleaned up with 4 poles, Zeddie 3, Cuppy 2 and the Mac 1. Jules unfortunate not to take poles and once again remained consistently good throughout his spells.

So at 280, the Stags were satisfied with the fielding and bowling effort. Congratulations to Bretty for 7 catches, he has worked tirelessly at his game and he exemplifies the old saying that effort equals reward.

To the batting and not an ideal start. Simmo gone for 0 and Nicko following suit for 1. Enter the Packman and Hinton show. These two batted with composure and reassurance for 15 overs to see out stumps. A very good effort with high calibre bowling from Roden and Barry probing away. Sammy once again looked very comfortable as opener, and Packers looked in very good touch off driving confidently.

At stumps 2 for 31.

A very evenly poised match. We look forward to the challenge of Saturday, chasing runs is an accurate barometer of how well a team is travelling.

Thanks also to Tim Michael (home from London for two weeks) who filled in for an ill John O'Neill Fuller in the field and did the famiy proud with some energetic chases.

(Tim Michael with Matt on Saturday)

Ed Zelma











1st Grade Report vs Syd Uni

1st Grade Report vs Syd Uni

1st Grade Report vs Syd Uni

With some members of the team returning brown and buffed (yes Zeddy I am talking about you..), others well rested after a relaxed festive break, and even some still on their way home from the Christmas party, it was time for the boys to return to 'Operation finals'.

(Matt Nicholson at Syd Uni)

With a pitch showing similar characteristics to that of Razzler with the ladies, being very soft, forgiving and needing a lot of time before any play could begin, it wouldn't be until 1pm before Nicho and Cuppa could open our innings in what was to be a 38 over per side match.

The boys put on 68 before Cuppy top edged to mid wicket for 28. A job well done in difficult circumstances. Packman's misfortunes continued as he was caught with a great one hand grab at slip by Phelps.

Hokin then joined Nicholson in what would be the partnership that won the game for us. Both Nicho and Rocket played with patience and controlled hitting to take the score to 138 before Nicho was bowled with a good in-ducker for another good contribution of 61.

Then madness set in. The stags crashing to be all out for 168, losing it last 8 wickets for just 34 runs. The target was 180 and the boys were disappointed that we didn't capitalize on the great opening partnership. Only 168 runs with Sydney's most daunting of batting line ups. Some one had to do something extraordinary.

(Rod Hokin against Syd Uni)

Wolverine Stephenson and 'Do you think I could model?' Zelma opened the attack with the first 2 overs going for touch over 20. At 0 for 84 it would have been easy to roll over and die to what has been a dominant opponent for years, but the boys dug deep and just stuck to the plan.

As one door closes, another opens. John ' I am in love' Oneill Fuller had an outstanding day in claiming 3 for 34 off his well controlled 8 overs to single handedly turn the game. Phelps went first ball and Mail not long after giving JOF 2 prize scalps.

Momentum was now swinging our way and the fielding showed no sign of succumbing to the pressure. The students then settled and were 3 for 119, needing a mere 3 an over of the last 15 for an easy win. Cuppy then took the main man Moran for a solid 69, Rosen taking a fantastic grab that even a Ponting look a like at point would have been happy with.

The introduction of McDonald brought about a loud feminine cheer in the direction of the gymnasium, but before B Mac's ego could inflate he realized that it was 'the Moth' Packman just getting excited about seeing the greatest stag since Charlie McCartney come to the crease. B Mac yielded 3 for 20 and bowled in partnership with Nicho (2 for 23 off 8) to take the score to 9 for 158 off 37.

Welcome Ed 'I eat pressure' Zelma. He bowled 5 well paced and full deliveries and deserved a wicket but for JOF caught planning his wedding at Third man on the penultimate delivery. Four to tie, nine down, one ball remaining. The ball was lofted over Stevie Nix at cover and picked up on the boundary and thrown over the bails by Cuppy. Three run. Staggies win by one.

The team really pulled together after an absolute backs to the wall scenario. The effort in the field was exemplified by Rockets catch in the deep and Wolverine's fielding on the boundary in the last few overs. No one had anything left in the tank. It was certainly a feeling in the sheds that comes around only a few times and one that this team is starting to make a habit of.

(John O'Neill Fuller at Uni)

Special mention must be made of Matt 'Stevie Nix' Nicholson, who is to us what Royce Simmons was to the '91 Panthers. His captaincy and performances week in week out are invaluable to the team and its success.

ND's next week and Randy Pete's on Sunday. The points must continue to come'..

B Mac

1st Grade Report Round 9

1st Grade Report Round 9

First Grade Report vs Campbelltown 

The outcome of this match was critical for both teams as Campbelltown and Gordon sat 7th and 12th respectively on the table. Gordon went into the game with a hard fought loss to the Saints the previous week whilst the Ghosts were coming off a four match-winning streak. We geared ourselves for a tough match and trained hard during the week with the aim of maintaining our work ethic on the field. The team message remained a simple one ' effort equals reward' and we went into the match with clear intent.

(Ed Zelma against Campbelltown)

At the commencement of the game we reminded ourselves that the way we play and the effort we put in is more important than the outcome and as such focused on the steps we needed to execute in order to play our best cricket. In the end this was to be the decisive factor in a very tight match.

Day one saw Ed Zelma once again lose the toss; the tally now is 4 tosses for 4 losses. Fortunately the ghosts surprisingly put the Stags in, had we won the toss we would of batted anyway so no harm done from Zeddie's cold streak.

The stags started well, Simmons again the stand out with a brutal 68. Simmons continues to push for a Blues spot he currently sits third on the batting aggregates and the author is in no doubt he will get there and be successful at the next level. Rasool demonstrated a steely resolve to see off a fiery opening partnership. Unfortunately for the Dazzlah he was out before he could push on for a big one. Packman came to the wicket and once again demonstrated pose and discipline to consolidate after a loss of quick wickets. Zelma batted up the order but was out early for 12. Once again O'Neil-Fuller as he had done the previous match consolidated for the team.

JOF takes out the most improved player in December, he earnt his spot in First Grade and now has shown he can thrive at this level. Packman and JOF continued to thwart the opposition before Jimmy was out shortly after lunch.

(John O'Neill Fuller against Campbelltown) 

Cashman fell for not many and can consider himself quite unfortunate with a catch deflecting from point fieldsman's shoulder to gully. Matt Michael was out to a catch he thought was off the forearm.

Enter Rosen. Rosen and JOF played the perfect partnership. The team reeling from a loss of 4 wickets in the first hour of lunch. Brett came to the aid of the team when we needed it most. He batted with discipline and commitment and got our innings back on track. The events at this juncture in the game where to go along way in our victory.

JOF continued to doggedly frustrate the ghosts his defence was exceptional, however he was to fall LBW for 31.

B Mac strutted to the wicket. More hip rotation than usual so the Killara faithful were a little more titillated than a usual B Mac cat walk. The players watched on, B Mac back foot cover driving from ball one, only to miss the ball. The Skipper a little nervous as he watched on. Then the floodgates opened up. B Mac swatted balls from middle peg through extra cover and backward point, only Brian Lara could do those things. The innings was without fear or trepidation, B Mac demonstrated that backing yourself is the best policy and all credit to him for doing just that. This innings and the partnership between B Mac and Rosen and JOF's innings were critical in the final wash up. B Mac deserved a ton and I believe that given the opportunity he will do so in the not to distant future. Jules came in at 10 and Connell at 11 both doing a good job to see out our innings. The score 293, a great team performance.

The Stags had 23 overs at Campbelltown. The message was clear we needed to take early wickets and as it turned out we did so having the ghosts 3 for 75 at stumps day one. It was an interesting hour and half of play, some of the most intense game time this author has been apart of. I wouldn't have been surprised to see instantaneous combustion from some of the players given the enormous intent in their play.

(Jules Stephenson at Killara against Campbelltown) 

Day 2 the aim was to knock over Van Deinson early. VD is a leading run scorer in the competition and after tight controlled bowling from Stephenson we saw the prized wicket fall with a good catch to the Dazzlah.

The Stags took a further wicket to have Campbelltown 5 down at lunch. The game was evenly posed. After lunch Campbelltown consolidated their innings with some solid batting, but the Stags kept to the plans disciplined bowling and intent fielding. We knew that opportunities would come if we continued to execute well. As it turned out the wickets kept falling, by mid lunch we had them 9 for 215.

It was a game that you could never predict the result. We knew the Ghosts could bat right down. So the last wicket was going to be as difficult as getting the front 9. As it turned out it was, it took a good catch by Packman to win the match. Packman now stands at 12 catches for the season the most in the competition.

The result was excellent, but the most pleasing was the performance. All players contributed and some memorable stand out performances. B Mac, Rosen, JOF and Simmo with bat. With the ball Zelma, Stephenson, Connell and B Mac. The catching was excellent by all.

As we close out the year, thanks to all our supporters who have faithfully followed the team. On behalf of the First Grade team I would like to wish the Gordon faithful a merry and safe Christmas and look forward to the charge in 2006.

Ed Zelma

(The webmaster would like to add that the report author was too humble to mention his performance. 29 overs of controlled fast bowling for 6 for 91 and total committment. Zeddie is the ultimate professional on the field and bolwed his heart out for the club. Weel done Zeddie, you can have a rest, but not for long!)

1st Grade Report Round 8 day 2

1st Grade Report Round 8 day 2

First Grade Report vs St George Day 2.

351 runs on the board for the loss of 9 wickets at the end of day 1 at beautiful Hurstville Oval. Through the week that ensued there was debate about whether it would be wise to bat on and try and secure another 10 or 20 valuable runs in quick time, but the decision was made to declare and bowl the Dragons out to secure the 6 points. Only trouble was we forgot to inform them until around 10.57 am, 3 minutes before the start of play. Captain Nicholson could be excused, as he had just stepped off a plane from Melbourne to turn out for the stags after a Shield game the 4 days prior. I believe he was one of only a couple 'Blues' to do so, and his team certainly appreciated it.

(Brendan McDonald at Hurstville)

The team meeting during the week focussed on confidence without complacency and the fact that this match may well be one in which the result was determined in the 96th over. The appearance of the flat Hurstville track which almost resembled the surface of the velodrome around the perimeter reiterated this come Saturday morning. None the less the stags took to the field with a spring in their step, hopeful of early wickets to set up the day.

Zed and Julian bowled well early, extracting what little life they could out of the track, but without luck. It was left up to 'Nanna' Michael, whose first ball would have surely bruised Brett Rosen's well manicured hands with sheer pace, to claim the first scalp, a dramatised catch by Nicholson at gully.

The second hour saw the Stags toil away patiently, and Saints bat with touches of grit and class. The big ship Simmons has put out a call for potential second slip fieldsmen to do some work at training this week, after the usually safe Packman dropped a difficult chance from Catalano, on 34, the only one of the hour. Lunch saw us pondering just how costly it may be'. Over a few chicken burgers and bacon and egg rolls none the less. Saints 1-130.

(Ed Zelma at Hurstville)

The plan for the middle session was to try and stem the run flow to build some pressure for the last session, which all knew was where the match would be won. BMac bowled well to carry out the captain's plan, along with the quicks and (can it be said?) all-rounder Simmons (sorry Packers). Despite his efforts in travelling back to captain his side, Nicho was restricted to 11 overs early in the day due to a side strain. The other bowlers worked tirelessly all session for an elusive breakthrough, and Saints went to tea at 2-225, a remarkably similar score to what the Stags had posted at tea a week prior, thanks largely to a classy 120 from Catalano,

The last session would be tough, but the stags were up for the challenge. The first half hour saw BMac take 2 wickets in 2 balls and some wind come back to the Gordon sails. Still, the Saints No. 3 was at the non strikers end, on 100 not. This would be the last of the joy for the Stags on this day, as Saints cruised to 4-354, 6 points and a well deserved 146 not out to Heaney.

The mood in the sheds afterwards was positive. We had played well, they had played better. Heads were up, and looking forward to the ghosts at Killara in a week.

Bring it on.

John O'Neill-Fuller





1st Grade Report Round 8 Day 1

1st Grade Report Round 8 Day 1

First Grade Report- Round 8 (Day 1)

The Round 8 fixture against the Dragons brought the Stags to the picturesque Hurstville Oval. The ground was a little bit moist early on due to the overnight rain, but aside from that the conditions could not be faulted.

(Nicho points to the team on scoring his century on Saturday)

The day began with the Stags losing the toss and being sent into bat. The situation for both sides was simple, St George needed early wickets to justify sending us in, and the Stags needed a solid first session and a big score on the board.

With that in mind Simmons and Rasool strode to the crease. Unfortunately, with the score on 19 we lost Rasool (5) in similar fashion to the previous week, caught behind off a rising delivery going across his body.

Packers and Simmo proceeded to graft a crucial 43 run partnership that effectively dented the new ball combination of McLauchlan and Henriques. With much of the hard work done Packers (22) was caught at backward point about half an hour before lunch when he didn't quite get all of an attempted off-drive.

This brought Simmons and Nicholson together. Their partnership was brilliant to watch, both batted exceptionally. Simmons innings was solid, determined and classy whereas Nicho plundered the ball to all parts of Hurstville off the front and back foot.

(Simmons clears the fence at Hurstville)

The underlying factor of their partnership however was the fact that they didn't really at any point try to hit the good balls to the fence.

They were both solid, they both ran well between the wickets and they both punished the loose ball. Their 141 run stand left St George reeling until Simmons was unluckily dismissed for 83, stumped down the leg side 15 minutes before tea, 3-203.

As Pumps strode to the crease the topic of discussion on the sidelines turned to how long it would take to run around Hurstville's 400-metre vellodrome. Razzle seemed to think he could do it in 45 seconds; B-Mac was quick to seize this opportunity knowing full well that he wasn't going to get near it. B-Mac offered the young South African (who'd had a quiet day) 4 jugs if he could run it in under 1 minute, if he couldn't B-Mac would receive 1 jug.

This situation was not dissimilar to the time Gordon's second grade team paid Plummer to ride a bike off a wharf. In this case however, the challenger was defeated, running the vellodrome in 1 minute 1.75 seconds.

Back to the cricket, as we entered the final session of the day the instructions were clear, get a solid start, and capitalize on the previous 2 sessions.

With that in mind Nicho and Pumps continued to keep the scoreboard ticking over. Nicho reached his century by launching a well flighted delivery over mid wicket for six. It was clear that the run rate was about to rise.

The pair continued to find the fence, with Pumps moving his score past 50. On 118 Nicho was dismissed, the end of both a chanceless and classy innings. An innings that many witnesses won't forget in a hurry.

(Nicho in action on Saturday)

Cashman was dismissed soon after leaving the score 5-285. Zelma joined Pumps at the crease and the pair continued to push the scoring along, with Zelma slapping a quick 22 against the second new ball before he was out caught behind. Michael followed soon after.

The Devil hadn't given up hope of scoring his maiden first grade hundred, unfortunately though on 74 his well compiled innings ended when he was out caught trying to lift the run rate. Pumps innings did however ensure that the Stags reached 350.

The Stags finished 9-351; a fantastic day's play thanks largely to the contributions made by Nicho (118), Simmo (83) and Pumps (74). The feeling in the camp is good; we're gaining momentum and the boys can't wait to turn up to Hurstville next week and finish the job.

Congratulations to the other grades and Nick Dowsley for his first 2nd Grade ton, we're in good positions, let's dig deep next week and bring as many Club Championship points to the Christmas party as possible.

(John O'Neill Fuller presents a straight bat)

Jeremy Cashman

1st Grade Report Limited over 8

1st Grade Report Limited over 8

UTS Balmain 1st Grade Report.

Another lost toss, a lost team sheet and the Tiger's looking lost on what turned out to be a fantastic day for the Stags.

(Brad Rasool in action)

Well with 6 points in the back pocket and at least 6 more up for grabs, it was an important weekend for the 1st grade side as the skipper put the call out that it was a make or break time of year. It hasn't helped that on 6 or so occasions the captain hasn't won a toss and each time we are forced to dig in and produce some enterprising cricket which has earned us 32 points so far this season, our highest position in several years!

However to report more precisely on the match at hand, albeit short and sweet, there were some very pleasing highlights.

The consistency of our opening wicket taker 'big j' (possibly an action photo or two here Paul), the enthusiasm of the rejuvenated 'big dill' and Brendan 'the locks..Chadwick.. pretty boy.. baby faced.. good for an opinion .. . (i've got that many nicknames), bmac' McDonald bowled exceptionally well with great control, on a wicket without much assistance for any of the bowlers.

(Packers, some action shots of "big j". Only if you insist..webmaster)

A very tidy spell from Hoppa meant that we were well in control of the match right from the outset. Our fielding was second to none and apart from the half chance of a run-out we took all 10 chances, a first for the season. A highlight which can be put down to sheer fielding brilliance from the two new faces to the club, Bmac and the Dazzler ensured that the dangerous looking Hayne, was dismissed for a rapid 20. A back flick from daz to bmac who fired in a flat throw from near the boundary to affect a run out by more than 2meters, sent shivers through the spine of little Bretty Rosen, who brought this exact drill to the warm ups just a week ago.

Fielding points were awarded and a contentious issue as normal with Bmac looking to get on the board however could get past the likes of Bert Rosen (another solid game behind the stumps), packers who decided to get the slacks dirty this match, and the debutant Cashy, who was not only under pressure of 'first match jitters' but also some persistent heckling from his good mates on the hill.

(Brett Rosen takes a catch off B-Mac)

Ed Howitt Jnr was in the running until he ruled himself out with a ridiculous back throw (not to be confused with the back flick, when 2 fielders are involved) into the pickets resulting in 4 runs to the batsmen instead of 2!! It mystifies me as to where Ed learnt this technique as I can't think of any sport he might have been watching and developed this new style, if anyone can please let Ed know we don't use it in cricket.

At the conclusion of the Balmain innings and 43 overs bowled, we were set the small total of 113 for victory. With a 40min lunch interval, or an Hour and a half as it would be in WA if we had come off at the same time according to the 'ship', we had time to gather our thoughts and strategies to overcome this target with the possibility of obtaining bonus points for achieving the score in fewer than 40 overs (1 BP), or 25 overs (2BP).

'Coke' Simmons and 'Dollar' Dazzler made short work of the Balmain attack which looked a little weary after a long day in the field on Saturday and watching our bowlers go through their top order like uncle Reg goes through Alias's on RSVP.

Simmo dispatched balls to all parts of the ground and even caught the eye of two eager girls on the hill who were more than willing to try their arm in the game we all love to play, Cricket.

(The Gordon supporter group)

A fine partnership from the opening two meant the total was past in fine style by Dazzler, 40no and Simmo on 76 no, without loosing a wicket. A comprehensive win which left plenty of time left in the day for someone to fill the sudden vacancy of 12th man for the blues at the SCG and sign a few autographs as well.

There is talk around the traps that Gordon are the dark horse this year, lets not get ahead of it all but continue the great work that has been done thus far. Bring on the 2nd day of Sutherland and chance for more points and further northward movements on the ladder.

Packers

1st Grade Report Round 7

1st Grade Report Round 7

The Reginald Report.

Versus Sutherland, Day 1.

Isn't it great to take 6 points on first day.? Isn't it even better to only field for 38 overs? Another great day for the stags at Killara!.

(James Packman on Saturday)

Following our massive win against the Lions, the 1st 11 decided we should not change a goddamn thing going into round 7 vs Sutherland.

Our Thursday night team meeting once again consisted of our ' formula' of bowling plans, batting plans and goals. We highlighted what we have been doing well as a team, what we have to improve on and how we are going to turn ' the formula' into domination on the cricket field.

For the 1st time this season, everyone was early to the ground. Discussion in the sheds were not of cricket but of the text they received from the captain at 11pm the night before. The young pups were warned off late night dance floor action and the older, astute gentlemen were warned against playing away from home on another hot date from Rsvp.

The Killara Launch pad was looking a tad green but firm. The stags were keen for a bat but Zeddy once again couldn't get us off to the start we wanted with the coin.

Stags are bowling.

(Sutherland's 16 year old Smith was given the short mid off position against Craig Simmons in his first game. Welcome to First Grade)

Great start to the session, zeddy bowling with heat at one end, Jules bowling massive out swingers at the other. Zed struck 1st and got Brett Rosen into the game. The very next ball, Zeddy hits the top of off. Sutherland 2 /4. The boys were pumped. We are executing our plans The next few overs saw Cupcake introduced, cake bowled tight and was immediately rewarded with the wicket of Smith, bowled under his bat. The Poor kid Smithy is only 15 and the Cake was all over him like a fat kid on a Wagon wheel.

Sutherland tried to settle the sinking ship but the stags came out with the Double barrel shotgun. Bang Bang, two more sharks fell with catches going behind the wicket. Sharp catches by Simmo at 1st slip and a blinder ( as usual) taken by Reginald in the gully.

Jules bowled with great control and swing, leading the way with 4 ' 41.

B Mac came into the attack late and bowled tightly as usual. Finally taking a wicket after receiving tip after tip from Simmo, it's great to see Bmac turning those tips into wickets.

The tail was wrapped up, with bowlers taking one each at the end.

(John O'Neill Fuller at Killara)

Ed Howitt Jnr, making a return to 1st grade, was not required to enter the attack.

Special mention has to be made of Brad ' Nelly ' Err time' Rasool. Finally after 7 rounds of playing cricket for the Stags, he has taken his 1st catch.

A memorable one, diving forward to snare Jules another wicket. Hopefully the 1st of many infront of the stumps.

Sutherland all out 146. A Very gettable target on day one. Things are looking good.

Simmo once again gets us off to a quick start, anything short or full was picked up out of the gutter milliseconds later. Rasool was looking good till he knicked on behind

Stags 1/23. Enter my mate James. The blues brothers were doing it easy, puppet smoking 3 glorious on ' drives in one over. Packman is back, both parents very proud. Simmo was blazing away and fell just 2 short runs his 50.

At this time, my old mate Richie ' the hornet' brown paid the stags a visit. What commitment!! All the way from Melbourne just for the stags. (It was noticed that an UN named committee member was seen handing over cash to the Hornet ' was it for his bootiful contributions to the website? or for allowing Brett Rosen to don the gloves full time?? Who knows) It's was great to see the hornet, nothing has changed!! He biceps are still the same size. Funnily enough' so are the calves. Looked like he has been doing plenty of bench press. Unluckily for brownie, he was seen doing push ups in the car park moments before appearing.

Back to the game

Reg was looking good out in the middle until he was given out LBW first ball. He never had a chance really, Umpire Owen (aware of Reg being mates with Goldy and Mason) pulled the pistol out fired away and even gave Reg a send off'.. Apparently?

Puppet, as usual made it look effortless but once he hit 59, the monotony of hitting textbook cover drives set in. Puppet out caught, enter Ed Zelma.

(Ed Zelma)

The former Richie Richardson wannabe continues to both grind and bosh his runs. Massive 6 over cover into the bus, runs to all parts of the ground. His 43 got us over the line. Its always a pleasure to watch Edmund bat and its even more pleasurable to listen to him recreate every shot in the changerooms afterwards. We lacked a bit of discipline with our batting, and with the players we have, we should be 250 at stumps with wickets in hand, taking the game well and truly away from the Sharks.

Anyhow, with 6 points already in the back pocket, the boys are looking forward to the 2nd half of the game with hopefully another 4 points on offer.

Uncle Reginald

1st Grade Report Round 6

1st Grade Report Round 6

The BMAC report - 1st Grade vs Fairfield

The sound of second rate DJ's is piercing. Disillusion rears its ugly head, closely followed by its ever potent cousin - panic. The clock reads 7.20am and a barrage of questions on why we play the game are being asked without hint of an answer. Its Saturday morning, the show must go on'..

(Brad Rasool gets the innings underway at Rosedale)

The pain from the daunting drive to Rosedale dissolves once Nicho returns to the sheds with an ever confident 'of course I won the toss, I just can't lose them' after a smooth and enterprising warm up. The plan was 240 on a good deck and defend strongly.

C Fiddons (8) (aka Simmons) was caught on the crease off Nash with the score on 12, and the memories of 'Black Saturday' (our demise against Hawksbury) hit like the great Mark Geyer in the '91 GF, as our top order pillar was a desolate figure. After short consolidation by Mufasar (Rasool) and 'Do you want an autograph' Packman (9), the later fell closely followed by RSVP ambassador Livermore (5) to the wrath of the temple they call Lambert. When Mufasar (26) fell in the temple's next over with the score 4/64, the Staggies resembled Tiddles scrambling for a cab at 5am in the Cross ' disbelief, confusion and desperation.

Enter Ed 'I will self combust from intensity' Zelma and 'I play cricket for the chicks' O'Neill-Fuller. The pair consolidated yet kept it ticking over enough to keep us in it for the all star tail to come into fruition with yet another assault. It was patient and controlled placement and timing until JOF(30) was caught on the boundary with the score reading 5/123 with the overs quickly nearing the 40 mark. It was now the time to get things under way.

(Matt Michael despatches Nash)

Welcome Matthew 'I am the dancefloor' Michael. The pair blasted all comers everywhere with one Mr. Nash on the receiving end of some Zeddy trademarks over cover. The pair ran with great purpose on a ground larger than some Sydney suburbs, putting on 61 before Zeddy (62) was caught on the fence. The tail was left to cope with the ever daunting last 8 overs from the Temple and Bollinger. With the Christmas party looming there were some additional nominations for the 'Duck' award yet the tail managed a further 29 with the innings closing with the Stags all out for 213. We are in there with a chance.

The bowling began with 5 extras in the first two overs followed by two Lambert specials to the pickets as he looked at ease. Jules 'Wolverine' Stephenson, after bowling indifferently (inspired by some illegal monetary incentive from an unknown source), produced a peach to bowl Lambert (12) with the score on 22.

Nicho bowled as Nicho does, 4 overs of no room, good length before passing the baton to Matty Michael to bowl a well contained 0/31 off his 9. Meanwhile, Wolverine was toiling after his indifferent start, to finish with a valuable 3-46 off his straight 10 to open our campaign. Packman took time off the fence signing autographs to feature with his second sensational one hand grab inside the circle in as many weeks to reward the opener's tough spell.

(Matt Nicholson at Rosedale)

Brendan 'Fielding Points' McDonald bowled with flight and control and was rewarded with 2 for 29 off 10 and also contributed his standard 'Hollywood' direct hit run out. Word on the street is that this kid has set the new bench mark for grade cricket fielding and has to further these feats each week for any appreciation from his team mates, as they have apparently become accustomed to such displays of genius.

With word spreading of the Second Grade achievements inspiring Zeddy (2-40) and Nicho (1-31) to clean up the job for us. The senior statesman playing their role superbly, bolwling the correct lines and lengths to compress any hint of the once inevetiable, now impossible from occurring.

After undoubtedly the season lowlight last week, it was imperative to bounce back with a win that will help us well on our way. The emphasis was on ownership of responsibility for your own game. Plans were made so that no excuses or whines would be possible let alone acceptable. The team showed the sort of resolve that will make us a most competitive side with everyone contributing their part with not one person carrying us over the line.

It is this awesome feeling gentlemen, that answers all of this mornings desperate questions. Six days is too long until Sutherland!

B Mac

1st Grade Report Round 5

1st Grade Report Round 5

1st Grade Report vs Hawkesbury

Razzles review

The start of play saw us chasing a further 170 runs off 96 overs with 10 wickets in hand. An equation, which would see most bookmakers, have us odds on favourites to win. It was not to be'

(James Packman is bowled early on Saturday)  

Not even 2 overs into the session and the trouble had started. 71/0 became 71/2 as Rocket was trapped in front for 0. Packers followed 2 balls later. The time arose for Reg and Rasool to consolidate, but the latter fell just as Rocket did. 73/3.

A cool, calm two pumps strode to the wicket and he and Reg seemed to be patching up things only for Reg to loose his wicket, another victim of the LBW rule. A determined Zeddie was unleashed at 94/4, a mountain to climb at this stage, but nothing too steep for the Z-meister and JOF. The pair added 6 runs before the club captain departed for 16 (the only stag to have notched up double figures on this gloomy day.) Good on him. 100/5.

Enter the cupcake. Just as the bloke was finding his feet at the crease' you guessed it, Cuppy trapped in front for 4. This time though, no shot offered, so you couldn't really argue with that decision.

(Ed Zelma adds to his bag of trick shots on Saturday)

By this time Tiddles, who had a distinct sparkle in his smile before play, had now disappeared. Off to start his engine, we assumed. That confirmed the mess we got ourselves into. 105/6. Step up Brett Rosen, with lunch looming just around the corner, him a Zeddie seemed to have things under control until the final over before lunch. Rosen out for 8. Lets just leave it at that. Time called. Gordon panicking at 119/7.

Back in the shed, a sense of eeriness prevailed. Door shut. Zeddie fuming. Why shouldn't he be after that 'inept' performance?

At this stage the odds surely against us, but the boys gathered together and assured the batsman full support throughout the next session or their lasting duration.

With 3 wickets in hand, especially Zeddie + his Gordon grind and veteran Waardy you definitely couldn't have written us off. However, it was not to be. 124/7, became 124/9 Gordon clinging on by the hairs on their rear-ends to save the follow on. Midnight and No-beer-vember (a.k.a B-Mac) dare I say rode their luck when the inevitable arose. Gordon, all out for 140. No schooner or three. Hawksbury 6 points.

The day didn't end there. What was left in it though was for us to pick ourselves up again and claim as many Hawkesbury scalps as we could, before bad light. Plan redemption. Indeed we did. If, at all, that could be said. Midnight set the tone with an impressive opening spell bagging 2/18. B-Mac bowling with real zip and spit (I can say that, because I was under the lid the whole time) came home with 2/71 in 17 overs. Hopper, steady as ever taking 3/35 in 15 overs. Let me not forget Packers claiming a token wicket in the last over of the day. Hawksbury, 8/162. Stumps.

(Brett Rosen on Saturday)

A well-needed pep talk ensued, with its purpose of answering, 'where did it all go wrong?' Each one contributed, B-Mac, most notably we lacked guts and grind. We all agreed. We plan to rectify a day most of us would want to forget, against Fairfield next week.


1st Grade Report Round 4 Day 2

1st Grade Report Round 4 Day 2

First Grade Report Vs Manly Day 2

Saturday saw the return of Nicho and the departure of Dylan. The general consensus being that this wouldn€t hurt our chances one little bit when chasing 360 to win. After banning all talk of the cracker of an afternoon/evening the day before all minds were fully focused on the task ahead.

(Ed Zelma keeps one out from Shaun Bradstreet)

We got the start we were after with our dependable opening combo of Reg (Damon Livermore) and Simmo (Craig Simmons). Still no wickets down at the lunch break we€d achieved what we set out to do by building a solid platform from which to launch.

The start of the second session saw Manly climb back into a strong position by taking three quick wickets including both openers. The rest of the session was tough affair for our boys in the middle, Packers and Nicho as Manly bowled extremely disciplined areas. This meant we were unable to launch in the middle session as things moved slowly toward tea.

We found ourselves needing 200 to win in the final session with 7 wickets in hand. Unfortunately three quick wickets fell again as we began our assault on the target. From this point on the final four wickets fell at regular intervals as Gordon was bowled out for 224. A disappointing end considering the start the boys had worked so hard for in the first session. Looking back after the game positives were taken and lessons discussed and learned.

(The end is nigh)

Brett Rosen

1st Grade Report Round 4

1st Grade Report Round 4

First Grade Report vs Manly Day 1

The stags rolled up at Manly oval looking forward to our toughest game so far. Easts first round is a tough start but one dayers can go either way.

(Cuppy and Zeddy leave the field)

This team was looking forward to the challenge of taking on a traditionally strong rival over two successive Saturdays. The wicket was flat, the outfield deceptively uneven and Zeddy (Ed Zelma) lost the toss. We were needless to say 'having a roll.'

The new ball pairing started fairly well, zed hitting good areas early and Dillon lasting to the third ball of his spell before being spoken to by the umpire about running on the pitch (a new record for the bruised one.)

If the two were guilty of anything it was trying too hard for an early breakthrough. Knowing it was a 'flatty' both bowlers tried to bowl wicket taking deliveries and erred a little on the straight side and as a result the runs started to flow. Bildo (Dillon Connell) made the initial breakthrough with Bmac (Brendan McDonald) taking a fine catch diving forward at third slip.

Manly at this stage were 1 for 50 odd of 12 overs. Jules (Julian Stephenson) and the cake (Matt Michael) came on to relieve the openers and after a few overs from Bmac Manly had moved along to 2 for 122 by lunch with cake bowling a wide half volley that was very generously knicked through to the Adonis (Brett Rosen).

(Ed Zelma bowls the first ball on Saturday)

At 5 bucks a ham roll some of the stags decided to venture down to the Corso for lunch. Zeddy declined as he had already seen what was on offer while retreiving a bmac full toss which received the treatment during the first sessioin. A pep talk from the skipper had the boys pumped up for a big second session and we were determined to get right back into this contest.

Bowling in this middle session of the day was much improved with all bowlers bowling a more disciplined line and length than had been acheived in the first session. Manly added a further 90 runs for the loss of two more wickets to go to tea at 4 for 210 with Simmo (Craig Simmons) and the cake picked up the wickets.

The Manly boys were in a strong position to launch and push on towards a big total. with six wickets still in hand this was going to be the session that tested what this stags team is made of and how we will stand up to the tests that this season will no doubt present us with.

Launch the manly boys did and closed their innings 7 down for 359. Reg (Damon Livermore) and Simmo negotiated the last two overs of play without loss and put six runs on the board.

(Brendan McDonald at Manly)

While 7 for 359 probably looks like a pretty ordinary day for the Stags I am not sure that is the story. The boys intensity levels in the field for the full six hours were as good as this writer can remember being involved in and the bowlers all toiled hard on a flat wicket.

Special mention to Sammy, (Sam Hinton) ,rocket (Rod Hokin) and Bmac for their commitment and energy in the field. Credit goes to Manly's No.3 Cameron Merchant who compiled 144 in what was a very impressive innings. bmac bowled well all day without luck as did zed. Jules bowled a much improved spell in the final session to finish with 1 for, Simmo took 1 for, the cake took a sneeky 4 and the bruised one took the first wicket of the morning

I know all the boys are cracking their necks to get back down to Manly this Saturday and have a red hot go at knocking these runs off. What's more we are confident we have a line-up that is capable of such a chase. Good luck to all grades for the coming Saturday and i will see you all out to celebrate that bad individual Reg's birthday on Saturday night!

Cupcake

Matt Michael


1st Grade Report Round 2

1st Grade Report Round 2

1st Grade Report Round 2

First Grade went into the game hungry for a win, we had played good cricket against Easts, but good play doesn't necessarily mean points in the kitty.

A very focused Staggies team turned up to play. The game plan that had been talked about for previous weeks burned in the minds of each player. Each person new their job, it was a matter of executing the plan.

(Ed Zelma receives a been-ball on Saturday)

Winning the toss, Nicko had no hesitation in sending our visitors out for a fielding sojourn.

We got the start we had worked hard for. At lunch we were none-fa. The score didn't matter; it had been many a day since the Stags hadn't lost a wicket in a session and doing it in the first session of match got the crowd muttering to themselves.

At the break Simmons and Livermore had put on 125. One session down, won by the home side. After lunch diaster struck, Livermore was run out for 24 after 108 minutes of patient batting. This didn't perturb Simmo, the West Australian showed sheer contempt for Blacktown bowlers, he plundered 143off 139 balls including 25 boundaries and 3 zacks. After Simmo departed a mini slide. Packman gone for 13, however, one watching from the sideline just got the feeling that Jimmy is ripe for a big one. At tea the Stags had slumped to 5 for 234. Hinton, Nicholson and Hokin were gone 36, 6 & 11 respectively.

The plan after tea was simple. We bat without losing a wicket and consider launching an attack in the last 10 overs. Michael and Zelma batted with resolve to see out an hour of cricket without loss. At drinks, Stags were 5 for 272.

(Cuppy in action)

The last hour brought about a brain snap for the two batsmen. It became a massacre Gangis Khan would have sat back and watched with amusement. Whatever the Blacktown bowlers served up was plundered. Zelma led the charge, it appeared the bowlers were working in partnership with Zelma as they continued to pepper him with pitched deliveries screaming out to be pumped over cover and cow corner. Michael enjoyed the ride, as did Rosen. As Blacktown dragged their sorry bones off the field, the carnage read like a fairytale for Gordon 8 for 389. Zelma finished with 100 n.o off 64 balls including 10 boundaries and 7 sixes, Michael finished with 36 and Rosen not out 6.

Day 2 saw Gordon declare and invite the visitors for a response. It started well, Gordon took a wicket in the first over courtesy of the Zelma / Rosen partnership. The session was only going to get worse for Blacktown. Nicholson on song bowled with the control of a neurosurgeon. It drove the batsman to depths of despair and frustration, unsurprisingly Nicholson cleaned up two more for Gordon. At lunch Blacktown 4 down for 83. Michael contributing with the prized wicket of Schenke.

(Ed Zelma about to snare the opener)

After lunch Blacktown lost more quick wickets. MacDonald and Rosen worked together to remove the dangerous Clarence. This brought his brother to the crease. S Clarence and Jackson fought hard to consolidate a decimated top order. Fight they did, certainly not pretty but effective. The two shared in a 65 run partnership. Committed bowling from MacDonald, Zelma and Michael could not budge the two. It was up to Stephenson and Nicholson to bring bout the demise. Stephenson tempted Jackson into a drive and caught the edge, ably taken by James Packman the second of his three caught for the match.

It was a procession from this point. Nicholson utilised his experience and guile to get the ball tailing in to the stumps and Michael using his speed off the deck cleaned up the tail. In all the bowlers toiled hard and were well supported by the fielders. At the close of the innings Nicholson finished with 4 for 31, Zelma 1 for 48, Michael 3 for 43, Stephenson 1 for 40 and MacDonald 1 for 71 unlucky not to have picked up more.

The Stags were not finished with the game. 25 overs remained, it was not likely that 10 wickets were going to fall to win the game outright, but the players wanted to test themselves over the 96 overs. The day ended with Blacktown reaching 3 for 85.

(Jules beats the bat on Monday)

The Stags were happy to take the points however you just get the feeling that there is a desire and hunger for greater glories. Stay tuned this team there is something about this team that's worth following.

Ed Zelma
First Grade Report Round 1

First Grade Report Round 1

First Grade Report - Gordon vs. Easts - Killara Oval.

The players were greeted by near perfect conditions at Killara Oval for the start of the 2005/06 season. The outfield was quick and the pitch was hard and conducive to good cricket. Groundsman Les needs to be congratulated for the extra effort that has obviously gone into the preparation for the start of the new season.

Gordon was pleased to welcome Ed Zelma back home after a stint with St. George. The team also had the pleasure of Michael Cant's presence to present Craig Simmons and Brendan McDonald with their caps for on their first team debuts for the club. 

(Brendan McDonald receives his cap from Michael Cant)

Easts captain Aaron O'Brien won the toss and elected to bat first. Gordon started with plenty of enthusiasm and before long had reduced the visitors to 3 - 53. The highlight of the opening exchanges was a superb direct hit run out from Brendan McDonald.

Aaron O'Brien and Nick Berry then began a decisive partnership where they batted with intelligence and some risk.

Berry in particular began using the short boundary to his advantage. The Gordon effort was solid throughout this partnership and at no stage did the effort in the field drop off. Stephenson and McDonald bowled without luck through the middle of the innings and at drinks after the 37th over, Easts had compiled a threatening 3 - 180. Gordon kept at their task and with the benefit of some late wickets to Ed Zelma and some spirited fielding were able to restrict the visitors to a par score of 260.

(Ed Zelma in action at Killara)

The mood in the Gordon shed was upbeat as the total was certainly achievable on such a fast scoring ground. However, with skipper Nicholson back in the pavilion for just four, much hard work was needed if the target was to be overhauled.

The team knew if we could bat for the fifty overs we would be in the game. Simmons and Zelma then set about building a useful partnership with Zelma in fine form making use of the new ball and belting a brace of boundaries. Zelma made 24 before being sent LBW.

James Packman continued where Ed left off with an effortless 20 before falling victim to former state leg spinner Adrian Tucker. Just as Gordon looked on top Craig Simmons was out for 40 to O'Brien's first ball.

Damon Livermore and Sam Hinton then showed good composure to steer the team past 100 and soak up the pressure from Tucker and O'Brien. Hinton went to a fine caught and bowled and Hokin set about turning the strike over before he to was sent LBW.

Matt Michael and Livermore kept Gordon in the hunt until Livermore was out for a well made 44. From here Gordon needed eight an over for the last 14 overs. Tucker was finished a tight spell and O'Brien was resting with three overs left.

(Damon (Reggie) Livermore dispatches a four at Killara against Easts) 

Michael took up the challenge and with the help of keeper Brett Rosen kept the game alive. When Rosen and McDonald departed in quick succession with the reintroduction of O'Brien the task looked almost beyond the Stags.

However Stephenson and Michael refused to give up and some clever batting along with several lusty blows meant 28 was needed from the last two overs.

Stephenson then proceeded to deposit O'Brien over the fence with two successive deliveries. Fifteen needed off nine. A single and then two cracking fours from Michael meant 21 from the over and just seven to win from the last. Unfortunately this is where the fairytale ended with Kirk Powell bowling a fine last over and using the much talked about reverse swing to his advantage. Stephenson managed a single and with three balls to go Michael was adjudged caught behind for a fine swashbuckling 46.

(Matt Michael facing West Indian Kirk Powell)

Even though the Stags had gone down, the team took heart from some strong performances and the never say die attitude which has been missing from the first grade for far too long. If we play with that intensity and we can get one or two players to go on with the bat, we will win a lot of games this season. We are looking forward to the challenge of Blacktown at home this week, and our first win of 2005/06.

Matt Nicholson

 

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Fourth Grade Match Reports 05/06

Fourth Grade Match Reports 05/06

The fourth grade team plays for the Reid Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

Fourth Grade match reports for 2005/6 season are provided below:

4th Grade Report Round 14

4th Grade Report Round 14

Match report: Gordon Vs North Sydney

Cricket is a funny game, hilarious in fact. When a side gets an opportunity to truly perform to its ability a day of cricket can be come so enjoyable. At the start of the first day I stood on a cricket pitch that resembled a concrete air strip in the heart of Brazil. It was a warm day and I contemplated what the fateful toss of the coin would bring.

(Mitch Kleem against Norths)

I tossed again, the toss we lost again. Before the dulcet sounds emanated from the mouth of the North Sydney skipper I already new what we would be doing, we would spend our last full day in the field for the season at the spiritual home of Chatswood rugby on Beauchamp oval. I won't lie there was disappointment from the boys as we all new it was going to be a long tough day.

We bowled well, really well but did not have a single ounce of luck in the day. FOUR wickets off no-balls were taken, and on a road this is the ultimate cardinal sin. Mark Smith and Ian 'Four' Skinner bowled well early with plenty of vigour. The deck was hard but as always there was an early bit of assistance. The number of plays and misses were almost greater than the number of runs scored in the day. Early on we toiled but with no rewards. Smithy was fast red hot. Too fast, they couldn't play him and as a result wickets were hard to come by. One of the openers was bowled off a smithy no-ball. Smithy reprieved himself with the wicket of the offending batsman soon after. The bears were 1-36.

As the day was hot changes were made short and sharp. To the surprise of Gulapadog Dan Richtor was brought into the attack, after a few looseners Rico was on line and picked up our second wicket caught. As the celebrations of the second wicket occurred two single digits on each hand of the skipper were shoved in front of Gulapadogs face. How is that!

When a wicket is required 4th grade calls upon one man BIC Oi Oi. He has an ability to deliver time and time again. Today was no exception. His first wicket was caught in the slips with his second wicket being caught in the same area, both wickets were sharp catches. All was well North Sydney were reeling at 5-93.

(Dan Richtor against Norths)

It was fair to say we dropped off with our intensity after this point expecting the wickets to tumble but some of North Sydney's batsmen were to follow. North Sydney batted well and we bowled poorly with Smithy unfortunately getting three separate batsmen dismissed off No-Balls. We toiled long and hard and at the end of the day North Sydney were on top with a total of 9-339. Notable performers late in the day where David Thomlinson who took to wickets with his crafty off spin and James Ellison who bowled superbly to finish with figures of 2-9 off six.

Overnight the opposition declared leaving us the opportunity to rack up the runs with a full day of cricket before us. What was to follow was amazing. Mitch Kleem tore apart the North Sydney bowling attack in a sterling display. A large number of lusty blows straight down the ground were tempered with finesse and further lusty blows square of the wicket. For the first time in my life I have watched a batsman play a straight drive over square leg for six. Brilliant.

Mitch was ably supported by both Grommit and Dan Richtor. After 35 over we were 2-161 with Mitch having fallen for 122. Rob was a casualty of sitting and waiting for hours on end being dismissed for none. Richtor and Brand then steadied the ship before Brand was dismissed for 36. At this point we were 4-226. Richtor was the last wicket to fall for the day being dismissed in disappointing fashion given how well he played and the importance of his innings. Stuart Orr and Stiqbal Ahmeds knocks were superb as well and should not be left out of the equation. They were asked to complete a task and I am proud to say attacked it with gusto and achieved in very impressive manners. The win shows the grit that this team has shown all year but unfortunately a few games have not gone our way. We are a good side, and after a couple of good wins look forward to doing a job on UNSW. Good luck to all sides involved in the finals race this weekend.

Stuart Brand

4th Grade Report Round 13

4th Grade Report Round 13

4th Grade report vs Wests
 
On a hot and steamy Summer's day
Gordon 4th grade turned up to play
Wests won the toss
which eventually proved to be their loss
 
Macaffey and Smith opened up
neither bowled with luck
On came Lappan and he eventually struck
He ended with 2/33, line and length was his key.
 
The star of the day was the 3rd grade sub
no other than best in club.
Robby showed all his superb skills
determination and strongest of wills.
 
His final figures were 4/21
a great effort under the very hot sun
John blake bowled tidily with 2/14
A handy effort if you know what I mean
 
Iqbal took 1/25 showing his class
Not a bad effort by Inzi ass
In the end Wests were bowled out for 156
All the bowlers received plenty of ticks.
 
Both openers went out for the chase
Kleem in particular keen to state his case
They realised an opening partnership of forty
When Kleem was out for 23 leaving it to shorty ( Kenner )
 
Kenner was eventually dismissed for 7
And in came best in club Rob Evans.
Rob smashed 41
which made the game almost won.
 
When Captain Stuart Brand was out for 25
our run chase took a nose dive
At the end of the day we were 6/136
but those late wickets really gave us the shits.
 
Day 2 enter Iqbal and Stuart Orr
what was all the worry for
Iqbal hit a fine 38
Balls short outside offstump he ate
Orr made 33
This kid can bat you see.
 
250 was the score achieved and Wests were sent back in to bat.
They finished at 1/147 and that was that.
A good day had by all
thats what this game cricket is for.
 
By Mitchell Kleem
 
(Inzi ass shows his class) 
4th Grade Report Round 12

4th Grade Report Round 12

4th grade report vs Penrith

Another game, another tight loss. Its has become the flavour of our season. We came to Beauchamp Oval with the hope of putting in a big effort sand coming away with a win against the Cats. The day was started with the compulsory cover removal and tacking of the land sails to each end of Beauchamp Oval. When the covers were removed they showed a pristine pitch with a tinge of grass. The toss was completed the coin flew high in the air with every revolution bringing us closer to the certainty of having a bowl. Luckily Richie's trip to Killara was not in vain, the coin crashed to the ground and the opposition skipper deliberated for an eternity before deciding to bat. Thus we bowled.

(Rob Evans at Beauchamp)

The boys started well after a tough warm up. A few overs in and many half chances were created Jordie Holmes bowled well but without luck and was ably supported by Dan Mahaffey. We were cruising along without taking a wicket but our level of fielding was strong and few runs were being leaked in the first session. Rob 'Bic'hel Evans came on and took a couple of valuable early wickets to have the opposition in flux, Richie Paul also came to the for after a stint in Thailand, he appeared to be back with a high level of jaundice however he stressed it was a 'tan'. Richie Picked up a walker plumb in front and all of the sudden we were right on top of things with three wickets for very few runs.

Icky then strode forward bold and full of vigour ready to wreak havoc on a bouncy turner, he did just that. It would be fair to say many good seeds missed the outside of the bat and one batsmen managed to find the gap between the brewery and first slip on far too monotonous regularity . Icky did however remain strong and bowled good lines and slowly but surely wickets fell as the batsmen were mesmerised buy the web that Sticky was weaving. Icky had men caught all around the wicket and one great catch was taken by Alistair Fitzpatrick straight after a lumberjack spanked Icky over the Nicholson Road fence'way over.

Amongst the Hurley burley Jordie Holmes snared one scalp and Icky finished the innings off with six wickets that fell in rather quick succession. We left the field extremely happy with the performance of all bowlers and all fielders on the day. We had around 27overs to negotiate and did this quite well. We showed good application early on before Justin 'Grommet' Waller played at a wide ball to be caught. Gulaptis followed and we were 2-25. Dan Richtor then came in and applied himself well with Alistair Fitzpatrick and we finished the day at 2-53.

(Alastair Fitzpatrick)

A wet week meant a hard but very green deck on an overcast day, the bowlers had the advantage and it showed Alistair Fitzpatrick fell early on and was followed by Jack Rabone. RP fell to a misjudgement of length and then Brand fell in a similar fashion to Alistair Fitzpatrick caught on the boundary at deep fine. Rob Evans remained strong all the way trough the carnage and looked as if he would steer us to victory. Stu Orr hung around for a while before an LB  saw him back in the pavilion. Bic and Icky put on a few more runs before Rob was dismissed and the wickets tumbled after this as we fell 10 runs shy. Overall a disappointing performance after the position we found ourselves in. The bowling was very, very good and Penrith deserved their victory. We came out and again bowled well in the second innings with Tim Clifford taking 2 wickets cheaply before being super subbed due to the age rule. The game lost impetus after that and we finished the day with a few beers with the opposition.

Another tight tough loss, but that is cricket, and these young bucks are learning a thing or to from it.

4th Grade Report Round 10

4th Grade Report Round 10

4th Grade Report vs Sydney Uni

Wet weather usually means one thing ' a delayed start. It's not the worst aspect when playing at Beachamp Park. It takes time to complete the chores, Sight screens have to be erected, covers removed and Leon needs time in front of the mirror.

(Marty Reynolds at Beauchamp) 

With an hour to kill, the older crew ( Reg & Marty) talked about the good old days at the stags, when we used to wear red caps and Young Stobo put people in hospital. The young pups, all 9 of them, piled into one car and headed to Chatswood to sample its Oriental delights.

A quick warm up, a loss of the toss and the stags are batting first. The wicket looked grassy but even the greenshield boys can tell you that it should have 3 lanes marked down the center of it.

Our goal was the play old-fashioned one-day cricket, 0 down after 10 overs and no more than 4 down by the 40th over with one of the top 4 being there at the end. Reg and Fitzy opened up. Reg fell early and Leon came and went just as fast. 2 '30 after 10. The Young guns at the crease batted with patience and commonsense. Rob Evans looked in fantastic touch and every time he bombed one to the fence he looked to the Pavilion for praise. Fitzy played some fantastic shots through the covers. Both players made it look easy, runs to all parts and plenty of singles in the mix.

Fitzy fell on 73 to 'the only ball that turned all day'. Bringing Reynolds to the center. Marty was keen to finish on a high in his final innings for the stags. Unfortunately, with only 180 runs short of 5000 for the club, Rob Evans ran out Marty for 3, much to the disappointment of the crowd.

(Alastair Fitzpatrick)

When you run your captain out, you better get a Ton or expect some backlash! Rob knew this and batted accordingly. Played a lot straighter, everything along the ground, some of his cover drives were glorious. A few good contributions from our lower order and another run out to Rob Evans got us over the 200 mark by the 45th over. Rob was getting close to his ton, searching for singles. Unfortunately for Rob, and to our captain's delight, Rob ran himself out on 97. A great innings Robert. Stuart Orr's cameo of 20 not out gave us some momentum. We compiled 234 for the loss of 8 wickets. Very competitive.

We knew that we had to bowl well to stay in the game. The wicket was a road and the students are always strong throughout the grades. Chris ' call me Bing' Lee and Josh ' blinga' Ling opened up for the stags. Lee bowling with good pace and bling with good bounce. By restricting Uni to only 17 runs from the first 10 overs really put the pressure back onto the students. Two more wickets fell soon after; stags are on top at 3 '35 after 17 overs. Mallos bowled tight early and was rewarded with a wicket. As expected, Uni was going to put on a partnership somewhere. And they did. On a good batting track these things happen. Unfortunately we dropped 3 catches and missed a few run out chances in this crucial period. But we stuck to our guns, rotated out bowlers, changed our field settings and lots of chirp from Fitzy and Dan Mahaffey, and eventually got us the break through we needed.

We kept it very simple for the last 15 overs, bowlers kept aiming for the bottom of off stump and we employed a long off and long on. The bowlers were rewarded for their efforts. Dan picked up 3 '34 and Rob Evans took 2 more wickets thankfully with the ball this time. Wickets kept falling all the way to the end. Obviously Marty was going to bring himself on at some stage late in the game, only to grab a cheeky wicket, he didn't have to wait long, taking the 10th wicket on his 4th ball. A very proud moment for any batsmen come bowler.

(Rob Evans at Beauchamp)

Everyone bowled with discipline and should be very proud of their efforts. A convincing win against Sydney Uni is an achievement in itself. Wouldn't it be fantastic if everyone knew the words to the song,??? As the Beachamp Park sheds are the best place in the world to sing the song after a Victory.

Yours in Cricket

Reg

4th Grade Report Round 9

4th Grade Report Round 9

4th Grade report vs Campbelltown

The last round before Christmas was possibly if not optimistically 4th grades last chance to make an extremely late run into the finals. But alas, the 4th graders pulled the proverbial hamstring with the home stretch in sight. The wheels came off in a big way, especially in the field where our efforts could only be described as pitiful. The bowling wasn't much better.

(Chris Lee opens the bowling)

However on a much brighter note, to get 272 in any second innings dig is tremendous, and is worth commending.

The stags fielded first, under the instruction of captain "Brandy on the rocks with no ice". It appeared to be a wise decision early on as Chris "Bing" Lee bowled with good fire, exceptional pace and a troubling line.

Daniel "McHaffey Meal" Mahaffey started a little slower at the other end, but picked up his first of two wickets with a leg cutter hitting north of the off pole.

A short rain delay of 10-15 mintes interuted proceedings, and we were sitting pretty. Even though only 1 wicket had fallen, the run rate was less than 3, and the score sat on 1-54 after the first 20 overs as rain trickled from the heavens.

After the short delay, the day became some what forgettable. Runs became more frequent than, as the bowling went from bad to worse, and the fielding was nothing short of dreadful.

(Dan Mahaffey at Raby)

An instance of the debarkle that was our fielding, was when a ball was skied to deep mid-wicket, where Leon "Gulopogas Islands" Gulaptis had just been positioned. He charged in like a bull following a red flash, however Gulaptis struggled with the same kind of accuracy as a bull, and the ball landed some 5 metres within the boundary and over his head for 4.

In previous weeks I have suggested that Lady Luck had not been on our side, this week, no excuses. We lost the game because of bowling and fielding.

Only Higgins could be happy with his fielding performance, and he also failed to bowl a bad delivery all day.

(Iqbal Ahmed - the people's champion)

And then there's Mallos. Wow.

Much has been said about the little greek, and here is some more. As the score progressed through the 180's, 190's, and 200's Mallos looked above, turned to Higgins and said, "That is a big cloud"....

Higgins some what bemused replied "yeh I guess so"

Mallos then went on to say "it's probably like about 10,000 km's long!"

Higgins eyebrow raised

Mallos: "Nah, actually it's probably only 1km"

And men say they don't understand women!! Perhaps we should figure out the complexities of men in the mould of Mallos before we conjure up the courage to understand the opposite sex.

It was tough going for the reserve, reserve, reserve graders. But we didn't do ourselves any favours. In the end Mallos picked up 1 wicket, Mahaffey 2, Lee 1, and Waller claimed the centurion. It was too little too late, the horse had bolted. The peoples champion Iqbal Ahmed has had better days....Let's just leave it at that.

5-300

BIC attempted to do the calculation of what the run rate would be to win the game. Higgins helped out his team mate by saying we would need exactly pie.

(3.14) to win the game. BIC didn't think that was quite right.

The ran chase began well enough to an extent, until Fitzy fell LBW to the cover drive. Gulappa and Waller "and Grommit" then grafted a handy partnership which edged us close to 100. Leon and Justin worked hard and ran harder for their runs. Leon was caught behind the wicket driving on 42, and Justin fell some time later slogging for a well compiled 60.

(Justin Waller at Campbelltown)

Johnny "Mollosovic" Mallos got some harsh words from the opposition and was caught up in the haste as he skied one to the keeper. BIC came and hit a quickfire 36 with some important hitting, but fell at a crucial time. Brandy was run out without facing a ball, making Nikki Dowlseys innings seem like a marathon, but said he enjoyed the drive. Jack "rabbits" Rabone was caught down the ground, as was Chris Lee, and we slumped from 3-175 after 35, to 6-210 after 41. We left oursleves to much work to do. Although we let 140 runs go in the last 15, when we fielded.

Then there was Higgins. Needing 14 an over when he walked on the ground and 17 an over when he arrived to the crease. Webmaster Stephenson suggested that I would give you the ball by ball of the innings, if that's the case it won't take long because he blastered his 38 of half as many balls. Prowess and power, a pleasure to watch. The second gade game next door was temporaily halted as Higgins continued to dominate the best bowling attack in Sydney Grade Cricket. There have been some fine innings this year. Kell's 140* comes to mind, razzles 150, N.D.'s 120 last week, all of these innings combined peril in comparrison with the sheer class that was Higgins 38 on Saturday afternoon.

(Missy on Saturday against Campbelltown)

But it was to little too late, his heroics were in vein. As we fell short at 272. A good effort none the less.

Well done to 2nd grade on a tremendous win. Special mention to Hoppa who passed 4000 runs at the club.

I hope everyone enjoys their yuletide, or Christmas season for those less educated.

To Everyone:

Merry Christmas, Have a cracking New Years Eve, an ordinary New Years Day, and no doubt I'll see you all around the traps.

cheers

Higgo.

4th Grade Report Round 8 day 2

4th Grade Report Round 8 day 2

4th Grade Match Report vs St. George Day 2

Scores: St. George 5(dec.)-286

Gordon 9-287

(Rob Evans is congratulated by Missy)

Last week I asked the cricketing Gods, or the equivalent, for some luck, just any form of luck. Finally after a disastrous pre-Christmas for the defending premiers, we got some. Ironically we have played far better for lesser results this year, but who cares about that'. 6 points in the bag, and that moves us to 12 for the year.

And it was all about the B.I.C.

Many stags, and readers from around the globe will say who is B.I.C.? I have come to a conclusion as of Saturday that Robbie Evans is the Best In Club for a tight situation. His guidance and coolness under pressure earned his team a priceless win over the Saints. Many Chatswood locals underestimate the power of the GDCC website, and the links it creates. On Saturday night, for instance, a young female approached me. She was from a small island just south of Antarctica and said:

"Do you know B.I.C.?

Impulsively I replied:

"Of course!"

Needless to say she'll be running for the Higgins Best In Club campaign in 06'.

Saturday morning arrived, and boy; Sydney was turning it on! Needless to say Gulaptis wished to finish the game as soon as possible to catch some rays down in sunny Cronulla. To our surprise, sightscreens were at the ground.

(Rob Evans in defence)

Unfortunately, they had to be erected prior to play. This proved to be a more difficult prospect than anticipated. 12:30 inched closer, finally we finished and had time to stand back and admire our erections.

We queried light heartedly the rulings if the ball hit the sight screen, Brand gave an answer' no one listened. Rather humorously, the sightscreens were not moved all day, and I don't recall them actually being in the right position.

Saints finished the day at 5-286, however their captain believed it would be enough to our surprise. Obviously, he hadn't done his Beauchamp research.

Choppy Chop Slocombe fell early caught behind.

1-15

Leon "Galapagos" Gulaptis joined Fitzpatrick, and a fantastic partnership ensued. The two looked comfortable all the while they were out in the middle, ran hard, and chose the right balls to hit. The score raced past 100, Leon passed 50, before being bowled on 54.

2-110

Fitzy also moved along passed 50 as he was accompanied out in the middle by Jack "Rabbit" Rabone making his 4th grade debut. He played well, especially behind point, before he was caught behind point on 24.

Fitzy remained solid as a rock at the other end, and looked a sure thing for a cheeky hundred. Brandy "on the rocks, with no ice" was forced to face an over out just before tea. A few weeks ago Brandy on the rocks with no ice said to me that he never cuts before 50.' the first ball he faced, an over before the break, was short and wide, and was subsequently cut to the boundary for four.

The score had progressed to 3-150 and we were in the box seat.

(A Josh Ling sweep shot for the text book) 

Tea was around about par. Special mention to Gulappa's shapes, and Fitzy's bun cake as usual went untouched.

After the break Brandy on the rocks with no ice felt the effects of an aging body as he attempted to run off the back foot, and pulled 144 muscles in his hamstring. Soon after he was caught for a fine looking 38.

4-170

Richie Paul, joined the bun-cake (Fitzpatrick) but fell unluckily.

Adjudicated LBW when on 1.

5-175

This brought in BIC. It was a mixture of power and prowess. He and Fitzpatrick looked the goods. Fitzy had been tiring at a rapid rate after tea, and it soon showed as he tragically played onto his stumps on 79. Well done bun-cake, a fantastic example of how to open an innings.

6-225

Higgins strolled to the crease eager to do what he and the tail had failed to do against Sutherland, guide the team home.

Higgins pushed a ball out to the man at deep mid-wicket, exclaimed: yes! He took off half way down the wicket, before he realised BIC had decided not to take him up on the offer of the single. Higgins stood in the middle of the pitch for 2.64 seconds before ambling back into his crease at the strikers end. Three balls later he was bowled.

(Dan Mahaffey is congratulated for hanging on)  

Higgins therefore was run-out for 2. It's lucky Evans decided to push on and win the game for the team, otherwise BIC would have been crossed off the Christmas card list.

7-230

The peoples champion, Iqbal Ahmed, came to the crease and was relieved to get off the mark, and leave Richie Paul with the duck award. BIC pushed Icky hard between the wickets, but for the good. A small partnership was broken when Icky chopped one back on.

8-240

Josh "Bling-a-Ling" Ling, who had spent the best part of the afternoon explaining to his American girlfriend (Ashlee Simpson) the rules and regulations of cricket. Without any hesitation the boys constantly told 'Bling-Bling' to run to third, and used many other Baseball terminologies for humour, as we crawled towards our target of 287. No doubt Blinger was striving for home base later in the evening, and his exemption from the XMAS party was well noted.

Anyway, Bling-a-Ling deserved to be there till the end because his 18 runs went along way to winning us the game. He hit 3 or 4 fantastic boundaries, some of the best of the day.

The partnership of Evans and Ling was an intriguing one, especially for Ling. Evans crunched a cover drive for four, then next ball bombed the opening bowler for six. He ran down the wicket and gave himself a big fist clench, with an even bigger wind-up. Not dissimilar to Little Lleyton.

At the end of that over, with around 20 to get off 8 overs, BIC said to

Bling:

"10 off that over'That's good, we can block out the next 5 now"

An interesting philosophy, and one that didn't really pan out. Bling-a-Ling fell with 13 to get. Leaving Daniel "Mchaffey Day" Mahaffey, for the second week in a row the job to win the game for his team.

The next 15 minutes were nail biting. With 4 to win, and 3 to tie, Daniel Mahaffey played the shot of the day past the bowler, a textbook straight drive. It inched nearer and nearer to the sightscreen, before, alas, it was saved, and Danny Bonaduce came back for the 3rd run. Next ball, BIC got a full bunger which he dispatched for 4.

(The winning shot)

9-287.

And the boys all went up as 1.

A brilliant, brilliant rendition of the song. The relief of victory came out in oral form as we screamed the song of songs, a previous top 10 hit in the charts. Ably led by R.P. Higgins became so excited with BIC's performance that he poured all of his 1st, most of his 2nd, and all of his 3rd beer on BIC. Most of which filtered into Choppy's bag'. Sorry mate. An experience both Lassie and Stores have had to come to terms with in the past.

Finally, I read that Plummer pulled a muscle in his chest. Sounds to me that he has pulled a 'heartlidge'. It wouldn't surprise me either. And a cheeky mention to my good mate Shweens who took his first Michelle Five-for at the club, as well as Nikki "Webster" Dowlsey on his ton last week. Well done lads.

See you all at training.

Ian (Missy) Higgins

 

4th Grade Report Round 8 Day 1

4th Grade Report Round 8 Day 1

4th Grade Report vs St. George Day 1

The 4th graders were greeted on Saturday morning with an abundance of sunlight, and inconsequential cloud cover. The square was a little damp due to the tempest the night before. The covers had done a good enough job to make sure the game began on time. Brandy lost the toss, and Gordon were to be sentenced to a day in the field. Although the way we started, it appeared we would be batting by the first drinks break.

(Looks good Higgo, maybe you need to get your hands closer to the stumps next time!)

Josh 'Bling-Bling' Ling opened up and there was fear and loathing in Chatswood from ball one. Blinger bowled with fantastic control and tremendous shape. A pleasure to watch from behind the wicket, unfortunately the paparazzi were too busy circling the airport looking for prize shots of his girlfriend, Ashley Simpson, arriving from Orlando next week, and consequently could not capture 'Bling-a-Ling' in fine form.

In his second over, the third of the day, he caught the outside edge and was caught comfortably by Galapagos at first grip. Three balls later, in the same over, he caught the glove of the number 3 and was caught behind. The score stood at 2-6 after 3 overs, and we were looking to go on the offensive with a hard ball and a wet wicket.

Richie Paul at the other end found it a little difficult early, running into a strong cold front and was not able to build enough pressure to snare any cheeky poles. At the other end however, Blinger was bowling a superb line and length, constantly asking the batsmen questions. In his third over, he made the opener push at a wide ball and a sharp chance was grassed at short cover. He went on to score a hundred.

This leads me to Fitzpatrick. Fitzy as he is commonly known by his'associates is arguably the most annoying man registered at Gordon cricket.

You can give me all the names you want, I'll take all of them if only to get away from Fitzy. He is constantly attempting in vein to push Higgins over, or whoever gets in his way. Worst of all, he comments on a regular basis on Higgins' hair.

Unbelievable. Fitzpatrick. Hair!

If anyone can recall as far back as the beginning of the season, Fitzy was fashioning possibly the worst haircut/style in world sport. The Kevin Peterson. It resembles a skunk who as been misplaced in Vaucluse.

Back out in the middle, the 4th graders struggled to break through for the next application, and waited patiently for a loose ball, which rarely came.

Daniel 'McHaffey Meal' Mahaffey toiled hard all day with late success, eventually capturing the wicket of the centurion, held on by Richie Paul at deep, deep, deep, long mid-wicket.

Rob Evans came on for a sly 5 over spell, and bowled well. Not to the surprise of anyone in the B.I.C. fan club. He caught the edge on two occasions, falling either short or wide of the slips.

(Richie Paul on Saturday)

The peoples champion, Iqbal Ahmed, would be the first to admit he has bowled better in his time, but never the less could have easily had 4 wickets. On three separate occasions balls missed the off stump by literally millimetres. To rub insult to injury, 2 balls were skied and teased the fieldsman, only for them to fall agonisingly out of reach.

The partnership between the opener and their number 4 was finally broken by a sharp bit of work in the field by Jack 'Rabbits' Rabone, who ran hard all day to his credit.

The score rolled from 50 to 100 to 200, and before no time the score had rolled onto 5-280 at the close of play.

Icky, finally found some luck and found the edge to be well held by the Galapagos Islands at first grip. It should also be noted that Richie Paul came back and bowled a much improved second spell with the breeze at his back, and a big effort was put in by R.P.

(Rob Evans at Beauchamp)

It was a tough day for the lads. But for the love of cricket, give the 4th grade team some luck, give us something, anything. Every team feels unlucky at times, with edges going wide, and LB shouts being turned down, and losing the toss etc. But everything seems to be going wrong for the 4th grade team, every week, and nobody can fault the talent or the effort being put in week in week out. We are probably the only team in Sydney this year to be washed out 3 times. And this is only the beginning of our worries.

But all of this aside, we will be fired up for a massive run chase next week. We've got nothing to lose.

See you all at training.

Higgo

4th Grade Report Round 7 Day 2

4th Grade Report Round 7 Day 2

4th Grade Match Report vs Sutherland Day 2

Scores: Sutherland: 222, Gordon 4's: 217

(The webmaster unfortuately didn't make it to Sutherland Oval on Saturday, however I have dug deep into the library to find a picture of Ian Higgins being bowled as he was on Saturday. I didn't have to look far!) 

The day began inauspiciously enough, as rain battered the north shore and most of Sydney. Rain has become a regular fixture for Sydneysiders in the recent weeks and months, and I think most of 4th grade was confident the game would be called off. However, as we rolled into the shire the sun became more and more apparent. By the time we reached the ground, it was well over 25 degrees centigrade, and by late afternoon, there wasn't a cloud in the sky and it probably reached 30-32 degrees. Quite a transformation, but, finally 4th grade had the chance to complete a 2-day game without the interruption of rain'. Well sort of.

The rain had obviously had some effect, the wicket was a little softer than last week, and a little grassier. But still a fine batting wicket. Play began on time, however what was to follow was nothing short of gut wrenching for the 4th graders.

The score had finished at 1-25 last week, after we lost Goldy (Dean Goldsmith) early, and it was up to Fitzpatrick, and Gulaptis to get us underway. The first few overs passed by without incidence, both batsmen had the bowlers under control. Possibly the worst (common) way of getting out is to be run-out, possibly the worst way of getting run-out is attempting a third run. Fitzpatrick managed to complete both these tasks and fell for 17. I'm sorry Fitzy but I've seen Tiddles move more swiftly, albeit running to the bar attempting his third drink.

(Fitzpatrick and Richtor show their running style)

2-40.

This abomination of a wicket brought young Richtor (Elliot) to the crease, fresh from finishing school, and a couple of good 60's in the run bank. Richtor batted superbly. He was evidently nervous, and I think lacked a bit of confidence in is own ability to succeed in higher grades. However, he batted almost without fault. Brilliant off the pads, and a good front foot player, Richtor never looked like getting out, as he strolled past 50, until he did on 63. I said it the first time I saw him play, and I'll repeat, he is a player to watch. His only downfall is that he has three 60's to his name this year, and no hundreds. There's that and also he's a typically annoying adolescent. At the other end Leon Gulaptis played a loose drive, again, and was well caught in the gully.

3-50.

Captain Brand (Stuart Brand) came to the wicket, and it was at this time that Goldy, Shweens, Delta Goodrem, and Gulappa all went for the clich' stroll around the ground. Somehow the issue arose about Michelle Leslie, and her antics in Indonesia. Then the topic moved to life in gaol. Gulaptis stated that he would do anything to get out of gaol. The conversation got a little blue after that, and I don't believe that this is one of those websites. Goldy told some stories of his experiences with gaol, no of them first hand apparently, but it was enough for Gulappa to lose sleep over. Leon stop calling me at night, call Plummer, you'll be ok, and it's perfectly safe in the shower.

Anyway, by this time we had made our way round half of the ground, and Brandy and Richo were batting elegantly and smoothly. Unfortunately the crucial partnership was broken as Brandy attempted raise the balls frequent flier mileage, and the ball ballooned to gully.

(Elliot Richtor back from finishing school)

4-100.

Richie Paul joined Richtor and the two couldn't sustain a partnership that we so crucially needed. Richo passed fifty at this stage and then was bowled shortly after.

5-140

There was still a mountain of work to do in hindsight, but we always seemed in control of the game. Sutherland probably thought the same. Runs were hard to come by, with the lush outfield, and there was a lot of hard running to be done. Richie Paul, suffering from his usual 'Cargo Bar Syndrome' or (CBS), looked a little rusty early as he struck a few balls streakily through the air, then settled down quickly and produced what should have been a match wining innings.

At the other end, Tim 'Tommy' Roarty was playing a good supporting role, pushing singles and turning the strike over. Disaster struck for the second time as both batsmen ended up at one end briefly before Tommy raced back and just fell short of his ground. Just when these two looked to be guiding us towards six points, an unnecessary run-out at a crucial time.

6-168

Higgins joined in alliance with Paul, and it looked as though these two would win the game. Both batsmen knew the significance of the partnership, and they set a target of at least 200 before the loss of a wicket. The next 32 runs were the easiest of the game. Both batsmen determined and wise in their shot selection. At the final drinks break the score was 6-198. Higgins said to RP, 'a wicket changes everything here.' And, as is so rarely the case Higgins was right. But as is so often the case, a wicket did change everything.

The first ball after tea Higgins picked up a 3, making the score 6-201. Then Paul somehow managed to be the only LBW victim of the 20 wickets. He departed to a ball that kept low and jagged back in for a gutsy 60.

(Richie Paul)

7-201

The people's champion Iqbal Ahmed came to the crease and played the first ball with consulate ease. Not so the second, as he was caught behind.

8-201

Will Sweeney, the monkey's champion, joined Higgins and it appeared it would be these two who would win the game. The score progressed to 208. Then Higgins got a ball that did nothing short of roll under her bat, and was bowled for 17.

9-208

Daniel Mahaffey joined Shweens, and the final wicket took us agonisingly close to victory, however Shweens was bowled with a ball that again stayed down.

(Stuart Brand)

All out 217.

Such a disappointing day. The point was made that we all felt we out-batted them, we out-bowled them but we just didn't seem to want the win. Their fielding was brilliant however, they would have saved 20-30 runs in the day easily.

We can make all the excuses we want about umpiring, and being the better team etc. etc. But at the end of the day it comes back to us bowling 20 no balls last week, and failing to push on after a start with the bat. A fair point to say that we didn't deserve to lose, but it's arguable to say we deserved to win.

I made the point last week we are the only team defending a premiership, let's start playing like it.

See you all at training.

Missy Higgins

4th Grade Report Round 7

4th Grade Report Round 7

4th Grade Report day 1 vs Sutherland

It's an interesting drive to the Sutherland Shire. A driver can be misled into believing he's making great time until he passes the Eastern Distributor, and then reaches the quagmire that is the roads of southern Sydney.

Ahmed had the pleasure of Higgins' company in the little 'red rocket'. Ahmed has an extensive collection of fantastic music from the era commonly known as the 1980's in CD format. Tunes were belted out like drunk businessmen on a karaoke night as we travelled south.

Brand predicted that the coin would land on its side, and called it so as it pivoted through the summer breeze, unfortunately for the captain the coin decided to land face up, and I suppose that it either read the head or the tail. The Sutherland skipper failed to procrastinate and the Stags would be fielding in the heat. The pitch was rock hard, but similar to an Australian tourist was covered in grass.

Will Sweeney was late due to his assessors examining him on his ability to become a lawyer and this meant that his pace and extraction off the seam would be missed until about 2 o'clock. Richie Paul opened up and bowled with perfect seam position, unfortunately he struggled to find his line and this led to too many runs being trickled to fine leg. In the third over however, Richie managed to pitch one on off and jag it into middle, declining the angle of the stump from 90 degrees to a mere 45. A fantastic start but more was needed as the ball was still new.

The newly promoted Daniel 'Ma-hat-ma' Mahaffey bowled extremely well at the other end, and always looked like taking a wicket. He took 2 wickets off his first three overs. The second a sharp return catch, the first a diving, tumbling, sitter in the gully to Elliot Richtor. More on Richtor later.

(Will Sweeney at Sutherland)

A wonderful start after 'Home-Brand' lost the toss. Tim Roarty and Elliot Richter took up the attack, both bowled well. Richtor, after a most fortuitous hat-trick last week, picked up the 4th wicket on the brink of the first drinks spell.

During the day Richtor had the audacity to give Higgins grief about his hair and at one stage was brazened enough to tug on the precious commodity that is the locks of Sampson. Higgins is in many ways similar to the biblical Sampson, in that he has nothing without his hair.

But for Richtor who bears the nickname 'the hair' to attack Higgins is something you just wouldn't read about. I wish on a regular basis that Elliot was more like his elder brother Dan.

Dan, one of the best men in the club according to the manager at Cabana Bar, often comments that Elliot is like the dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite - funny, but sad, very, very sad. And I have it on good authority that Elliot Richtor strikes a glaring similarity to Marilyn Manson when in a formal suit.

(The trials and tribulations of a 4th grade keeper)

At the first drinks break we were well on top at 4/50.

Shweens arrived at the ground and bowled with tremendous gusto, however by the time he was on, the ball was older, and the pitch was flattening out.

Just the one wicket for Shweens this week, a genuinely brilliant catch to Gulaptis at 1st grip.

The people's champion Iqbal Ahmed came on with immediate success and broke a crucial partnership with a simple stumping being snaffled up by the singer/songwriter. Icky bowled tirelessly, 30 odd overs on the trot in the sweltering heat at Sutherland Oval, no mean feat.

(Its OK Goldy, I found it)

The collective decibel reading for the declined L.B.W. shouts would be matched only by that of the crowd at Telstra Stadium on Wednesday night as John Aloisi calmly put Australia through to Germany 2006, an event sure to disappoint the nation more than Kleemy's impersonation of John Howard.

19 LBW appeals couldn't get us a result. 95% of these appeals were off Richtor's bowling, I suppose he didn't really deserve any wickets, although he did finish with 1.

Lucky bastard.

We managed to restrict the shire to 7/120 at tea. The bowling was good all day, everyone put in, bar Richtor who looked lethargic. The batting, to be quite honest was ordinary. 80% of the runs came through either fine leg or third man. Very few shots were played that impressed anyone from old Chatswood way.

The fiielding wasn't without its floors, however it was far from bad. Unfortunately we switched off in the stage just before tea and just after the break and Sutherland snuck to a cheeky 222. The Devils number for men the third of the size of normal. At one stage things were so desperate Leon Gulappa got a roll. He did get a wicket a brilliant catch to Goldy (who apparently holds the inter-continental belt in the WWE), and well deserved, much to the delight of Icky.

Well done to all the bowlers who have put us in a great position, they bowled hard and toiled on what turned out to be a very hot day. Tim 'Tommy' Roarty the only casualty with a groin problem. He managed to play out the second session with a plastic bag filled with ice surrounding his lunch box.

(Tim Roarty at Sutherland)

I don't even want to comprehend what happened when the ice melted.

222 was a great score to bowl the Sharks out for, but in hindsight we could have had them for half that score. The run chase began poorly, with Goldmember being bowled early on. He will be sorely missed next week, his experience and class is invaluable to the teams success.

We finished at 1-25, with 'Gulag' and Fitzpatrick seeing out the remaining ten overs of the days play.

We need these points boys. We are the only Gordon squad defending a premiership, every player must play accordingly.

Congrats to 1st grade for a wonderful weekend. As well as the mighty 5th graders ably led by the many of a thousand four letter words, Captain Storey.

Lastly, I would like to point out the efforts of our club fielding coach, Thommo. I'm not sure if he will be at training this week, due to Gulaptis breaking his foot with a trow wilder than Stores on the juice. But it's exciting to see Thommo's eyes light up as he strikes the ball with a bat thinner than Richie Kenner's forearms. Higgins has much authority at cricket NSW, I might try to get Thommo a job with the NSW team, maybe something in fielding.

See you all doing the rounds at one of his illustrious fielding drills.

Cheers

Ian Higgins

4th Grade Report Round 6

4th Grade Report Round 6

The Higgins Report -4th Grade Report vs Fairfield - Liverpool

For most men of the GDCC, Saturday is their favourite day of the week. For all of us, Saturday gives us a chance to test our skills against the very best cricketers in the Sydney Metropolitan area and its neighbours. For me, Saturday means spending the day with some fantastic men on the field, and then later in the evening, reciting tales of the days play at the GreenGate over a few cold beers.

(Leon Gulaptis)

However, Thursday evenings at the bar at Macquarie Uni are rapidly becoming one of my favourite times of the week.

I look to my left and I see the likes of Cashy, Storey, Pic and Cupcake. In front of me is the moth, Hoppa and JOF, and to my right Mitch Kleem is holding court whilst giving such impersonations as The Kookaburra, The John Howard, The Goose, The Carl Scully, and of course The Mark Latham. Even though the table is completely silent, I can't help but laugh to myself and think; it truly is a special bond that us Gordon Cricketers share with each other.

Saturday morning came and the 4th Graders unified at Beauchamp oval. As forecasted, it was simply one of the best days this season. When we arrived at the ground, we were surprised to find that the field had been inhabited by young cricketers no older than 6. The field was completely inundated with kids. We arrived at the ground at 9, but were not able to start our warm-up until 9:40, just 20 minutes before the start of play. As I looked over the sea of children, I wondered perhaps if there was the next Higgins somewhere here. Heaven forbid.

During our time waiting for the field to become available, there was a noticeable absence from the dressing rooms. Where is Goldsmith? everybody queried. Time passed further and further, before someone suggested that perhaps he thought is was a 2-day game. If this was the case he would not be at the ground until an hour and a half into the game. Not the ideal situation for anyone to be late, but in particular your opening batsmen.

(Stuart Brand)

I understand someone called him, and he would soon be on his way. I don't actually know what was said, I was too busy discovering the mirror in the dressing rooms, but I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when he got the call as he read the paper early on a Saturday morning.

Brandy won the toss, and elected to bat, on what was another cracker of a batting pitch at Beauchamp. Due to Goldy's tardiness, Iqbal would open the batting with Parf.

Things started well, as we didn't lose a wicket on either of the first two balls, however on the third, Parf got cleaned up and we were 1/1 in the first. In the second over Icky managed to steer a ball to gully and was caught.

Not such a great start, but with Plummer batting 11 we knew we could bat all the way down. Leon and Captain Brand came together and began to rectify the tale of the scoreboard. Brandy looked good, as he always does, minus a loose stroke through the gully, but in around the 6th or 7th over he called Leon through for a single which Slaps declined and both batsmen ended up at one end. From the sideline it appeared to be a suicide single.

Suddenly we were 3 for not many, and the signs looked ominous. Goldy, fresh from a relaxing Saturday morning joined Leon, and it seemed as though it would be this partnership that would take us out of trouble. Leon was fighting hard at one end, and Goldy looked to be in fantastic nick at the other. Goldy played some brilliant shots that one would expect from such a classy batsmen, but on the brink of the drinks break Goldmember tried to force one and was bowled for a good-looking 27. At the first drinks break we were 4/50 odd.

(Missy Higgins is all concentration)

Rob Evans looked to dominate the attack as he always does, and he played one brilliant cut-shot for four that he will no doubt dine out on for months to come. But unfortunately he fell not long after drinks.

After the break things fell from bad to worse as we lost Rob and Leon was adjudged to be thigh pad before wicket. This was most disappointing because Slapper had been battling hard and just looked to be hitting his straps again, but alas it wasn't to be our day.

Now we were 6/60 and it would seem that Parf and Leon would be able to spend the afternoon at the beach, browning up for the summer months. Chris Lee joined Richie Paul at the crease, and the two put on a small partnership that took us closer to 100. Richie was stumped for 20 and Chris Lee skied one for 19.

During the days play, it was noticeable that Plums was extremely quiet. It was obvious that he was disappointed that he was scripted to bat 11, but I've never seen Plummer in such a quiet mood. I for one enjoy the peace and quiet, but it's just not the same without Plums talking for hours on end without coming up for air.

During the batting collapse that was our innings, Skipper Brandy came over to Higgins and said: 'Higgo, I'm gonna put Plums ahead of you'

Higgins, politely enquired: 'What?' Brandy said: 'Well, I don't want you in the batting collapse, I want you to stay until the end'

Higgins nodded his head and said: 'sure mate, no dramas'

But really he was crying a river inside. This was the second time this year that Plummer would be batting ahead of Higgins. I have every respect for Captain Brandy, and would never question his decision on or off the field, but I just wish sometimes that he wouldn't drink so heavily before making changes to the batting line-up.

Although, Plums did top score with 30, and was probably the pick of the batsmen.

Plums took the score with Higgins past 140, but fell 5 overs from the end to mistimed slog.

Higgins and Sweeney, possibly the two best qualified 10 and 11's in the business with the bat in hand didn't manage to get the score to 300. Higgins again was the last to go with the score on 147, Stranding Shweens on 0*.

With 147 on the board, we knew it would be a tough task to defend, but definitely a possibility with a bowling attack that included Shweens, Plums, Bing Lee, R.P., Icky and Parf.

Shweens and Bing Lee opened up, with out luck. Sweeney bowled a superb length for the most part and found the outside edge of the bat on a number of occasions, but to no avail. He was the pick of the bowlers which was one pleasing aspect to come out of the game, because this was Shweens' first bowl this season, returning from injury. Bing Lee bowled sharply, but probably can be accused of trying to bowl too fast. Plums only got 4 overs, but bowled relatively well, Dickie Paul found it hard to extract anything form the wicket as did all the bowlers, and Icky was unlucky a couple of times not to pick up a wicket or two.

The score rolled on, and on, and on without a wicket. The closest we got at any stage to a wicket was Leon's brilliant bit of fielding as he swooped from cover with moves Usher would have been pleased to see at the Green Wood, picked up the ball one hand, had one stump to aim at, and missed by the nearest of margins. There was one LB shout off Plums, but other than that, nothing.

The bowling wasn't bad at all, we fielded without fault. It was just the wicket was that good to bat on, and it highlighted how badly we batted.

The score was 0/130 before Parf picked up a very cheeky LBW, I don't know how the batsmen missed it, but he did and we saved some face by not losing by 10 wickets.

But all in all, a very disappointing day of cricket. Brandy took us outside to chat about the game, as the Fairfield song echoed in the background. It's always a gut wrenching feeling to hear another clubs song after a game of cricket.

For a good hour or so most of the lads stayed round and tried to enjoy the rest of the afternoon with a couple of quiet ones. And for a good hour I was reminded that even a terrible Saturday is better than most days of the week, such is the quality of men this club produces, for the most part anyway.

Congratulations to the 1st, 2nd, and 5th grade teams on superb wins. Cashy, I don't care what anyone says about you, I reckon you're a good player. Richo, I may remind you that I once took a double hat-trick in the under 12's, so therefore it can't be that hard to get 3 wickets in 3 balls, let alone 4 in 4.

Lastly, Stobo. He makes it very difficult for me to not mention his diabolical bowling display. I understand my once journalistic arch nemesis went for more runs off one over than runs he will score with the bat this season. 25 to be exact. I also understand that Pic, and Hosko got an over each and didn't go for nearly as many runs as RM.

I was told of the sequence at the GreenGate last night, however, for some reason I don't quite recall. But I do know it did include a dot ball or two.

Quite a phenomenal effort for the big fast bowler. No prizes for guessing where the 3 wickets were caught.

I hope to see everyone at training including all second graders doing plenty of high catching practice under Stobo's instruction.

4th Grade Report vs Hawks Day 2

4th Grade Report vs Hawks Day 2

4th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury Day 2

Scores: Gordon 240 all out

Hawkesbury 0/10

Well, well, well. What a most interesting recount of the days play given by one RM Stobo. I for one found it to be most amusing, but I also believe it is important to laugh at one self. No doubt Stobo has had many, many opportunities to laugh at himself over the years. If I recall correctly, Stobo suggested that Higgins had long hair. I for one am not surprised he targeted this region, mainly because Stobs' aging eyes find it difficult to identify anything else about Higgins' body.

(R.M Stobo in action)

However I find it be quite comical that Stobo knows who Delta Goodrem is. I would have thought Stobo would be trying to recapture his youth by listening to the music of his day; Handel, Mozart, Beethoven etc, but as far as Higgins sharing similar appearance as the renowned Australian artist; please, Higgins is far superior looking.

Perhaps one day, Higgins will look back on the photos of yesteryear and see the brash long haired lout and think to himself, maybe I should have made Richard happy by going with the conventional short back and sides. Oh well, at least I will have photos of my youth, unlike Stobo who is forced to carry oil paintings with him.

It is also becoming evident that Stobo is losing his memory at a rapid rate. On Thursday afternoon, Higgins managed to draw out a certain four letter word from Stobo as he ordered me to get a trim from the local barber. Stobo managed to leave that out of his report.

I would also like to take this time to retract the comments I made about Dylan Connell last week. I find Dylan to be a good natured man, and is well respected around the Gordon circles. I apologize to Dill, as I have only recently discovered that it is Stobo who creates so much stupidity amongst the 2nd grade team, and not the other senior players.

Young men of Gordon beware of Stobo.

Contrary to popular belief, Higgins has absolutely nothing against Stobo. He is a valuable member of the GDCC and everyone in the club, Higgins included, can learn many things from him. I can't speak for RM, but certainly on my behalf the banter is all good natured.

But jeez, it's fun winding him up.

A most frustrating day to say the least for the 4th grade side. For the third round in succession, rain washed away any chance of a result. I suppose the farmers will be somewhat pleased, however Gordon 4th grade is less than ecstatic with mother natures decision to produce rain on a Saturday. Or any day for that matter.

And for it to rain in Hawkesbury of all places.

The stags arrived at the much more reasonable hour of 11:30 due to the daylight saving regime and were greeted with a light drizzle. It was an annoying shower, not hard enough to call the day off, yet not soft enough for play to commence. Even more bothersome was the fact that second grade had not been able to get on either, and therefore the two teams were forced to mingle with a game of undercover backyard cricket.

The deck was rock hard, not dissimilar to concrete and looked good to bat on, and new rules were introduced to please the frustrated crowd including one hand-one bounce. The game was for the most part uneventful, however I did see one of the 2nd grade umpires trying his hand in the field.

At 1:00 the rain ceased for the day and the covers were removed. The pitch was bone dry, except for the crease at one end, right where the front foot of the bowler lands. It was not only wet, it was saturated.

This was now the only concern of the players and umpires and both teams went to outrageous lengths to dry the wet patch.

Leaf blowers were brought out, and at one stage one of the Hawkesbury boys removed his shirt and began to wave it at the wet pitch in an effort to either dry the pitch or make a fool of himself. Only one of these objectives was achieved.

The umpires told both captains they would wait until 2:15 until they made their decision.

We would be forced to wait again.

Captain Brandy gave the Gordon boys the green light to leave the ground and pick up some food from the local shops. Higgins, Medcalf, and Sweeney decided they would go to the chicken shop and see what tickled their fancy.

2 Chicken burgers were ordered by Shweens and Higgins for 10 Australian dollars. Medcalf would wait to check the quality of the burgers before he would follow suit.

That's one great thing about Medders, always making an informed decision.

The chicken burgers were removed from the micro-wave, and we were walking out of there with 2 chicken burgers and a Buffalo Bill ice-cream.

Time seemed to pass slower than when in a conversation with Stobo, and the flies were just as bad as 7 days before, if not worse. Inzy managed to entice two flies inside his mouth, but had the restraint not to swallow the 'gourmet flies' of Benson's Lane. Higgins, 7 days more experienced with the Hawkesbury flies did not consume any this week. However, he did eat the chicken burger. 6 of one, a half dozen the other.

2:15 came and went and we would be waiting until 3:00 before the match would be finally called off. Gulaptis broke the news and we were somewhat relieved, because at no stage did we ever look like getting on. Just as our ground was closed, second grade took the field and soon after, they had a good win under the belt. All of 4th grade stayed for a few overs of second grade but most were keen to get home and resume living their lives.

One must feel for Jack Rabone, who got the call up to 4th grade during the week, and was no doubt keen, as we all were, to have a run around. But, alas the weather got the better of us again.

It is now the objective of the 4th grade side to complete a game of cricket. The chances are good this week, due to it being a one day match. Let's just keep our fingers crossed.

Finally I would like to highlight the efforts of webmaster Stephenson last week, as he travelled all around Sydney in order to capture the best moments from the days play. Most weeks it requires many a kilometre behind the wheel of the silver Mercedes, but this round in particular he was forced to travel to Killara, Turramurra, Hawkesbury and Auburn.

That's more driving to the boundaries than a batsmen off a Stobo over.

So thank you Paul.


See you all at training.


4th Grade Report Round 5 Day 1

4th Grade Report Round 5 Day 1

4th Grade Report vs Hawkesbury Day 1

The drive to and from Hawkesbury is always a fantastic chance to get to know your passengers and fellow club men a little better. I had the pleasure of driving with Sweeney and Gulaptis. Needless to say, we were all pleased to get to the ground.

It was clear, right from the outset, we would be playing in sweltering conditions and would have to battle the flies all day.

(Nick Medcalf)

Flies' what stupid creatures they are. Higgins managed to swallow two flies before a ball was even bowled, and he was certain it would be a long day.

Captain Stu Brand won the toss and informed the Hawkesbury captain that he would like to bat first. The deck looked rock hard, as it always is at Hawkesbury. There was some grass on it, but all in all, a good toss to win.

Goldy and Parf opened up, and both appeared to be hitting the ball well.

Both ran hard between the wickets and looked to be setting up a solid foundation for a good days cricket.

Goldsmith was the first to fall with the score on 20, as he pushed at a cover drive a fraction too early, and the catch was held at cover.

Leon Gulaptis came and went without scoring, falling to a loose drive held at gully.

It was evident more application was needed from the Gordon players, as this was a good deck. Rob Evans came to the wicket, but was bowled shortly after entering the crease after having what can only be described as a brain explosion.

(Chris Lee during his innings)

Captain Brandy strode to the crease and was most unfortunate to be adjudicated LBW first ball. Suddenly we were in all sorts of trouble at 4-28.

Meanwhile, Dave Parfett at the other end, could only sit back and watch the downfall of what should be our best batsmen. However, not one wicket fell due to good bowling. This is most disappointing from a teams perspective.

A couple of the boys needed to put their hands up, for a while it seemed as if it would be Parf, as he demolished a six over mid-wicket. Unfortunately he fell to the best ball of the day, and was cleaned up for a well constructed 27.

This brought Medcalf, and Marty Reynolds together. Reynolds, fresh from a no doubt enjoyable, and probably loose holiday in America looked a little shaky, but his class was still evident, as he quickly ran into top gear.

He was also relatively unfortunate to be given out trapped in front before a he got a chance to push on.

It now appeared we could be rolled for 70 or 80. Someone had to do something, and time was running out for the stags, as the score was now 6-50.

(Chris Lee and Nick Medcalf take quick runs)

During this period of wickets falling, the 4th graders were reminded of why not to play higher grades at the club. As some of the characters of second grade mingled with the lesser experienced 4th graders. The likes of Connell, Stobo, etc. All made fools of themselves. Connell reminds me very much of what I was like when I was 7. Running around, throwing things, asking outrageous questions. Stobo is much more annoying than Connell however. It baffles me to this day how Stobo is allowed to shape the minds of young children as a school teacher. Although, he makes me laugh, even when he does tell me to get a hair cut. There are some loose cannons in the Gordon second grade squadron. Young men of Gordon beware.

Anyway, back out in the middle, a very, very important partnership was forming with Chris Lee and Nick Medcalf doing a brilliant job for the team.

Chris Lee, who finished his HSC for the year during the week, batted aggressively but tactically. His technique is a little unusual, however it works wonderfully well for him, as proven on Saturday. He seemed to race to 50 in a blink of an eye just after tea, however soon fell LBW playing a care-free sweep on 60. Well played Bruce.

Medcalf at the other end, was a little more reserved, but graceful. Higgins joined him and soon found it was hard work out in the middle. The bowlers were bowling stump to stump, and the field as tight. Very few loose balls were bowled.

I can't say enough good things about the way muppet batted. He was just so patient, and determined. He passed 50 without giving a chance, and he pushed on with a couple of consecutive 6's taking him closer and closer to a well deserved hundred. His innings was not exactly pretty to watch, by that I mean there were very few boundaries scored, but he knuckled down and showed concentration that Rahul Dravid would have been proud of. He also ran very well between the wickets.

Higgins at the other end was more than happy to merely rotate the strike when possible and give muppet every chance to score as many runs as possible. Medcalf was also happy with this, and refused to give the strike to Higgins for around 5 or 6 overs.

Higgins and Medcalf took the score past 230, before Medders got a ball that just held up on him and was caught at short cover for a brilliant, gutsy, and chanceless 84.

Iqbal Ahmed joined Higgins at the crease and they both made sure that they knew not to take any quick singles.

Higgins was on strike, he pushed a ball just to the right of cover and took off for a quick single. Iqbal, I'm sure, couldn't believe what he heard as he took off down the other end. The throw was poor and the run was completed. However, well, Higgins is an idiot.

The next ball, Iqbal's first, he was adjudged to be LBW.

Very, very unluckily I might add.

Sweeney was the last man in and he played one glorious cover drive for 4, but before he had any chance to build the innings he had been waiting for, Higgins fell LBW for 27. He was not so unlucky Higgins. He was just out.

So the score was all out for 240 off 74 overs. A fantastic recovery from Medders, and Lee, with a few other contributions. But still, should have got more on such a good batting wicket.

We came out to bowl, fired up. However, before a ball was even bowled in the second innings, Higgins managed to swallow his third fly. This one was a little bigger, and had a slightly funkier taste to it. Unlike the gourmet flies Higgins had consumed earlier in the morning. How unlucky do you have to be to swallow three flies in one day anyway!!??

Bruce/Brett/Bing/Shane/Chris Lee and William Sweeney opened the bowling, and bowled with great pace.

However, having pace is one thing, accuracy is another and it let us down badly. One ball of Sweens' first over beat the bat and one of his second over caught the edge, falling short of first slip and wide of the keeper.

Other than that, everything else was too wayward from both bowlers and allowed through to the keeper.

With two overs to go, the umpires conferred in reference to the light. A strange thing to do seeing that second grade, not 100 metres away continued play without concern. No action was taken.

The Hawkesbury captain was vocal from the sideline in his disgust that play was allowed to go on. 3 balls later, the umpires conferred again and the light was offered to the batsmen. Needless to say they took it.

Captain Brand, within every right voiced his complaints to the umpires, who I think would be the first to admit, they made a mistake on this occasion.

As we walked off the field, Johnny Mallos picked up his first wicket in second grade via an LBW shout. Well done mate! I suppose it must have been very dark.

Hawkesbury finished none down for about 10.

It's a big job to do next week. But we've got the runs on the board, and we're all hungry and especially thirsty for a win. Expect the sun to be sizzling, and expect a few hundred more flies, most of all, expect a big effort from 4th grade come Saturday.

Good luck to all grades next week.

4th Grade Report Round 4 Day 1

4th Grade Report Round 4 Day 1

4th grade report Day 1 vs Manly

Manly 4/386

Gordon 0/2

Not a lot of happy news to report from Beauchamp on Saturday. Gordon lost the toss, Manly chose to bat on a wicket that played as well as any I've seen, and we chased leather all day. Manly's batsmen did everything right, and we had the kind of day that we'd rather forget, but which can probably do us a lot of good in the long run. There were plenty of unfortunate moments for us, but none of them really bear being related here.

(Daniel Mahaffey in action)

There were actually some very encouraging features of the game so far, not least of which is the fact that we get our turn this weekend. I dare say there are a few blokes in the team absolutely itching to get out there and have a go ' batting sure does look like fun on that wicket. A young man by the name of Colonel Gaddafi (Daniel Mahaffey) made his debut in fourth grade and his bowling looks very promising, particular the swing he produced, even when the ball (which was having a very hard day) was 70+ overs old. Also the work in the field from some of the guys was pleasing, and Las in particular made some very athletic saves. Leroy Galapagos, despite being an active member of Nick Medcalf's Muppets, was a very mature head on the field even when things were pretty tough.

The truth is, though, that we made life a little more difficult for ourselves than it needed to be, but we have the opportunity to produce a memorable chase this weekend and I for one am looking forward to it. If ever there was an appropriate moment for the fourth grade team to pull out something special, then this weekend, with the Mal Hall Trophy on the line, is that moment.

Finally I'd just like to acknowledge the quality of Andrew Plummer's report of the day's play at Turramurra. Stobo's Peter Roebuck is good, and Dave Millar's 'thesis' was an interesting idea, and well executed, but Plummer's work is in a class of it's own. Few people realise the skill it takes to write in the grammatical style of Ned Kelly's Jerilderie Letter, and I imagine Plummer's nod to our bushranging history will be lost on most of the boys ' but I thought it was great Plums, so' well done.

Mark Wiese

4th Grade report Round 2

4th Grade report Round 2

4th Grade Match Report Gordon Vs Blacktown 

The trip to Blacktown was an interesting one. After ripping the directions from where is and discovering that a major road into Whalan was out of commission the trip took a terrible turn for the worse' An hour later this seasoned traveller arrived at a field that should have its own post code.

(The boys settle into Whalan)

For all the trees in the world there was nothing to shield us from this hot day. Thankfully for a trip of this distance the field was in good shape and the track 'looked' to be solid as well. The toss was made and Gordon decided to bat. The openers were advised the deck would be either bouncy or low. It proved to be the latter and as Dave Parfett found out in his dismissal it was also extremely slow. Dave coughed one up to the well positioned short cover of a military medium pacer and Parf was less than impressed as he walked from the field. Gordon were 1-12 on a scary pitch. Ben Garratt walked to the crease and played a couple of vintage shots before being trapped stone cold in front for 4 off a ball that got no higher than the knee.

This brought Leon to the crease and he in combination with Justin Waller got the score ticking along to 53 before Justin was dismissed for 17, caught LBW. Brand came and went bowled around his legs after walking across his stumps. Elliot Richtor succumbed to a full toss and the score was looking grim at 5 for 68. Tim Roarty came to the crease and looked good before being caught for 19 which was disappointing as he was just hitting his straps, 6/109. Chris Lee soon followed being bowled around his legs off a leggy. Gulaptis skied a ball and was also caught for 42 after surviving and battling a touch deck. It was unfortunate he could not get to fifty.

(Ben Garratt in action)

Enter Icky. The man can play. He showed every one up the order how to bat and with Wiesy in support we were cruising nicely. The lunch interval came and we were 8-137 and showing signs of a rear guard action. Straight after lunch Wiesy got one that bounced viciously striking him just above the ankle and giving Bill (The umpire) no choice but to send him on his way, 9-137. Josh came out and for mine played the most important role in the whole of our innings. He showed composure and resolve in supporting Icky as the pair put on 40 for the last wicket Josh being the last to go leaving Icky on a well constructed 29 no.

We came out charged and ready to do some damage on a deck that offered little but slowness and variable bounce, two key characteristics that would pave the way for the destruction that was. In the essence of time, Blacktown all out for 78 avoiding the follow on by 1 run. Star of the inning Josh Ling with a great spell bowling into the wind 5-32 off 17. The skip was amazed he doesn't normally bowl into the wind as his control was first class and the lines impeccable. We dropped a few catches and that did hurt us as Blacktown limped to avoid the follow on. Chris Lee ably supported and Ben Garrett took three catches in the innings in close.

(Leon Gulatpis during his 42)

We finished the Blacktown boys off about 2 hours into the second day and then went on the offensive for quick runs. The top 3 contributed with Parfett scoring 21, B Garratt run out in the chase for quick runs on 36 and J Waller not out on 24. The home side was set 190 off 35, not an unattainable total.

The second innings was very different to the first with Blacktown coming at us hard. We got hit around a touch but that man again J ling came to the for with two handy wickets which eventually became 5 for the second innings giving him a match haul of 10 wickets. Josh had great support from all bowlers who bowled very consistent lines on a tough afternoon. Icky bowled well if not a little unlucky to only come out with 3 wickets. He got us back in the game and then it was up to Josh to finish off the tail. In the last over we needed to wickets.

Blinga was confident he would do it for us. No wickets off 4 balls and I thought it was all over. The fifth delivery was taken well in close by Chris Lee setting up a last ball thriller. Josh came in and thundered the ball towards the stumps only to be denied by an outside edge which trickled along the ground. Josh's performance in this game was nothing short of superb.

We had a chance to win this game and put up a competitive total in the first innings. Unfortunately we grassed way too many catches in out fielding efforts and this unfortunately cost us. Catches win matches and we did not do this well. The outcome was a ot more promising than the first week and a further improvement should see us in with a big shot against Parramatta next Saturday.

(Justin Waller at Whalan)

Congratulations to all other grades on a whitewash long weekend for the Stags.

Stuart Brand

4th Grade Report Round 1

4th Grade Report Round 1

Match report 4th Grade Game 1 Versus Easts

We came to Cahill Park on the first Saturday of the season keen to impress and continue on the trend of the Ferrari's premiership winning ways. The ground was a little under prepared which made a tough decision when it came to the toss. Luckily the skip lost his first toss for the season and East's decided to bat on a deck we expected would flatten out in the afternoon.

(Stuart Brand in action)

We started well with Josh Ling and Richie Paul bowling some tight lines with Richie being rewarded with the first wicket of the season, a great seed which deceived and ripped the left handers off stick out of the ground. Josh bowled well but went unrewarded in his first game for the season, he constantly beat the outside edge of the number three but unfortunately couldn't come away with a wicket. Chris Lee took first change from Richie Paul and due to a side strain was not bowling off the full run. Having said this Chris 'Bruce' Lee bowled with good control and took the second wicket of the day a sharp catch taken by Wiesey

The young buck interchange continued with Elliot Richtor taking the first change option from Josh Ling. Elliot's skiddy action caused a deal of trouble to the new batsmen early on and Elliot was unlucky not to take a wicket in the first over of his spell. He and Chris bowled well in tandem and Bruce picked up his second soon after. Elliot picked up the third after a superb leg side stumping from Mark Wiese that was electric, no sooner had the delivery slid down leg Wiesey had the bails off and the batsmen had fallen forward giving the square leg umpire an easy decision to make.

(Josh Ling)

Bruce was the next to take a wicket with a simple catch at point to dismiss another Eastern Suburbs batsman. Both Chris and Elliot bowled through the eight over available to them in their spell Chris ending with 2 for 20 and Elliot ending with figures of 1-40. The middle period of the innings was upon us and that brought Bourney into the attack. Bourney bowled with good control and picked up his first wicket which was a miss timed drive that was gobbled up by Justin Waller at mid off. Bourney then followed this up with a great wrong one that totally deceived the batsmen and left Weisey with a bloodied mouth from the ball careering straight off the top of off stump into his top lip.

Tim Roarty joined Bourney after a short spell from Richie Paul and bowled with great control to take three wickets for the stags and kept things extremely tight. Goldy took a good catch at short cover diving to his left to take a smart catch, Tim then rattled the castle of the next unsuspecting batsmen before Weisy capped off a great day with another superb leg side stumping that was slick as they come.

The final wicket came from a mix up and Chris lee made an easy run out with a throw to Weisy which saw Eastern Suburbs all out for 162.

We went to the sheds knowing a meagre total was easily attainable and at the end of play we assumed we would come home with the. Assume being the operative word.

(Weisy continues his form of last year)

Our plan was simple, not lose runs for the first hour and have wickets in hand to launch if required at the small total. We started slowly, almost nervously not sure where we were going to score runs. Easts did bowl well but I feel we allowed them to dictate play a little bit too much. Fitzy was the first to go being run out in a bizarre set of circumstances after a misfield in close. This brought Goldy to the crease and his mind set was all positive, he started to take charge but holed out on the boundary after being in two minds, whether to hit it out of the park or play it along the ground. Justin Waller followed trying to force the pace and skying a ball only to be caught behind. Elliot Richtor followed in the procession and was dismissed for 8.

A small partnership was put together between the skipper and Richie before a lack of footing saw Richie fall just short of his ground run out for 15. Chris Lee was victim to the same disease showing too much hustle looking for a run that wasn't there. Chris was run out for 6.

Tim Roarty joined the skip and things were going all right before a poor shot saw Brand dismissed for 48. The remaining wickets also fell quickly, Tim played a disappointing low percentage shot to be caught on the boundary. Josh was then bowled for 1 and Bourney was somewhat unlucky to be given out caught behind without the opposition appealing.

We had the game won at lunch and batted as if some one else was going to win the game for us'no one did. A distinct lack of valuing our wickets and an inability to get any sort of partnerships going resulted in the side being dismissed for 125 with 7 overs to go. An extremely disappointing end to a very promising start. We have a lot of improvement in us and it is improvement that can occur in one week. If we apply ourselves in our batting I am sure our bowling will hold up and we can come away with a much needed victory this weekend against Bankstown.

Stuart Brand

 

Gordon Colts Match Reports

Gordon Colts Match Reports

All Colts team play in the Metropolitan Cup

Colts match reports for 2005/6 season are provided below:

Bring on the Grand Final

Bring on the Grand Final

Bring on the Grand Final

Semi-final cricket against a strong Sydney Uni team. The match was always going to be about consistency and determination. Tweety won the toss on a good deck and sent the opposition in. Before the Colts ran out onto the field, Tweety reminded us of the need for consistent pressure to be sustained throughout the day.

(Craig Knight during his 42 in the semi)

The Colts have played well above the standard of a good 5th grade side in patches throughout the season. During this match they needed to play at that level the whole way through the two days if they were to secure a place in the Grand Final.

At this point, it must be mentioned that the tireless Gordon club officials, especially Messer A. Falk, T. Wilson and P Stephenson, were able to secure and prepare a wonderful Chatswood Oval for play when Uni were unable to find a suitable ground.

Mention should also be made of the terrific support those Gordon players from the higher grades gave as they sat in the stands enjoying the cricket. With an icy cold beverage in one hand and a gourmet roll in the other (courtesy of Iqbal), the boys seemed at home supporting the Colts down old Chatswood way.

(James Kennedy at Chatswood)

The day got off to a great start with Lappan and JK bowling a terrific opening spell. Lappan picked up the first wicket with Evans taking a good catch down the leg side. Both bowlers bowled tight lines and restricted the scoring to less than 1 an over. At the first drinks break Sydney Uni was 1/11 from 16 overs.

It wasn't until Parfett, who in the sheds earlier had shared some strange dreams about the younger members of the Colts playing cricket, had the ball in hand that Uni really began to look in trouble. Parfett clean bowled the No. 3 bat and then had the No. 4 caught just a couple of balls later. Needless to say, no-one was getting to close to Parfett to celebrate, especially Hamo and Evans.

3/31 at lunch and the Colts were looking in a strong position. The first hour after lunch would be crucial.

And it was.

After sustained pressure with the Colts restricting the Uni run rate, it was Cubbage that picked up the crucial wicket just before drinks in the middle session. Tiddles was ecstatic when, first over after drinks, Cubbage picked up the remaining opener with a good catch to Knight at slip.

(Harry Evans takes a vital caught behind off Chris Parfett) 

With Gray off the ground after lunch due to his finger (medically diagnosed as 'old age'), Millar chose to give 'Man-Child' a bowl. Russel-Jones didn't disappoint the stand-in captain picking up two wickets with the last two balls of his first over. Cubbage picked up his third in the following over, giving rise to the speculation that the damp patches on the pitch could well have been Tiddles doing'

Or as a result of Parfett's dreams' the jury is still out on that one.

Man-Child talked himself out of the hat-trick asking for extra protection down the leg-side before bowling the ball two feet wide of leg stump. Millar took him off soon after and brought himself on to apply pressure from one end whilst Cubbage tempted the batsmen into mistakes at the other.

Millar picked up a consolation wicket with the 9th wicket falling to a catch behind the stumps before Cubbage picked up the last to have Uni out for 101.

A score we had dismissed them for previously in the rounds before ourselves being bowled out for 70-odd.

A tea break' with the now infamous pikelets' and then Sticks and Cubbage, the new-look opening pair, strode out to the middle to made inroads into Uni's modest target.

(Hamish Angus during his 15 not out)

Sticks never looked comfortable and was dismissed early for 2. Knight, whilst later admitting he had been packing it, looked confident and was reigning in the small total with ease.

It was Cubbage (7) who found yet another way to be dismissed' the 'clunk' of his helmet being misconstrued as an edge through to the keeper' that brought Evans to the crease with the score on 30 and another 15 overs left in the day. Evans looked determined to stay out there ' perhaps he figured he was safe from Parfett out there in the middle - and began to find the middle of the bat just as stumps were drawn for the day with the score at 2/64

The morning of day 2 saw the Colts in high spirits and ready to tough out what would be a hard morning session to get the victory. Evans (21) was dismissed LBW after missing a full toss. His stroke play though the backward point region is a highlight of his game and he will make an impression in the higher grades in the not to distant future.

Hamish Angus joined Knight and he too looked solid out in the centre. Whilst failing to find the gaps through the slow Chatswood outfield he provided ample support to his partner before Knight edged one through to the keeper for a match winning 42. Man-Child, whose cover drives look as elegant as anyone's, was disgusted with himself after being run out within sight of the victory post ' leaving Tweety to finish off the job.

(Dave Millar in action) 

Howitt Jnr., looking considerably worse for wears after a night out with 1st Grade, turned up for the last few overs before lunch and saw Tweety turn a comfortable 2 into a desperate lunge for the line. He was straight on the phone to Tiddles (only 50 metres away) to make sure that superb piece of action wasn't missed by anyone at the ground. Tweety's better half nearly had a heart attack as she saw her husband crash into the turf. With him creating injuries out of seemingly innocuous situations, it is difficult to imagine why he would go to such lengths to put himself in such danger.

Nevertheless, the winning run came anti-climatically ' through a waist high no-ball ' and the game was called to an abrupt halt by the Uni captain.

The Colts sung the song with gusto before grabbing lunch and a few celebratory beers with all their supporters at the ground.

It was great to have the support of Sunny and Ellison who were left out of last week's victorious side and they both should know they are as much part of the team as every player that was named in this week's side.

(Adam Cubbage at Chatswood)

Out at Blacktown next week. Bring on the Grand Final!!!

It would be great to get heaps of you out there to sing the song one final time this season.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts report Qualifying Semi

Colts report Qualifying Semi

It's great to be Gordon down old Chatswood way!!!

An early start to the weekend saw the Colts team front up to Chatswood Oval for their first home game of the season. An entire season without after-match beers and a chance to catch up with the opposition had been a disappointment for many members of the team who had thoroughly enjoyed the initiative by the club last year.

(The Colts before the start of play) 

More importantly it was an entire season without the fabled Mrs Knight's pikelets. Leon Gulaptis knows exactly how good they were last season ' he even convinced her to bring them to the one-day matches.

With the selectors having the tough task of cutting the squad of 15 down to 12 before the start of the match, the team was looking strong but, with the unavailability of a few top order batsmen, there was a question mark about how the batting was going to withstand finals' pressure.

Tweety, back in the fray after a week off with a dislocated finger, had to find instructions on how to get covers off the ground* and flip a coin out in the centre. Resisting the temptation to call whilst the queen's bust was launched in the air, Tweety notched up another loss as the Penrith captain called correctly and sent us in.

(Andrew Lappan in action in the semi)

Tweety was adamant that he would have batted anyhow, which would have been a good decision given that Penrith had to win the match as they finished lower on the table during the regular season. This saw Sticks and Sunny stroll out to the middle to open the batting and Sam Ranney was delegated as 12th man due to the green tinge to the pitch.

In the 6th over, Kenner (0) lobbed a ball back to mid-on and Penrith achieved the start they desired. This brought Knight to the crease (after gingerly passing a fitness test due to a knee injury suffered whilst commencing winter sporting activities) who again looked solid and was playing the ball straight and firm.

Sadjeh (15) was the next to go with the score on 19 giving second slip a regulation catch as he guided the ball straight into his hands. Cubbage, returning from school duties and a week at the NSW Schoolboy championships, was next out onto Chatswood Oval. Unfortunately, he was soon back in the sheds as Knight, playing straight and firm, allowed the bowler to get a touch and run Cubbage (1) out whilst backing up at the bowler's end.

JRJ (Jason Russell Jones) looked supremely confident as he walked out onto our home ground to face a Penrith attack with their tails up and the pitch assisting the bowlers. He had every reason to be so as he has looked one of the form batsmen all season. From the moment he strode to the crease, he looked in top nick and played some lovely strokes that brought the crowd to their feet.

Knight (7) was dismissed. 4/29 in the 22nd over. Not the ideal start to our finals' campaign.

(Tweety and James Ellison enjoy and early wicket)

Kennedy looked composed but played at one he didn't have to given the situation and was dismissed for 5. Ellison, who was brought into the side to bolster the batting and strengthen the seam bowling, was next in. 'Ello and JRJ set about building a partnership and JRJ was scoring freely through the offside. It wasn't until he was caught - providing catching practice to the gully fieldsman - that he gave a chance and was dismissed for 37.

Tweety, with wife and son watching on, set about righting the Gordon ship. Unfortunately, 'Ello (10) eventually got an edge to one of the many balls he played and missed outside off stump and this brought the vice captain to the crease to join his captain.

7/86 in the 50th over. Even less of an ideal start to our final's campaign.

The name of the game was occupation of the crease. Penrith had to dismiss us and then make the runs. They had to win the game. They had to pick up 10 wickets. Millar let them know this as he let balls pass harmlessly outside off stump. There was no rush. Consolidation was the key.

(James Kennedy in action with clubman Matt Kelly watching proceedings)  

They didn't really seem to get it. Perhaps it was the plethora of one day games played in the lead up to the finals or perhaps it was the monotony of the drive down the M7 but the Penrith players were becoming increasingly frustrated as neither batsman was enticed outside off stump.

It must be mentioned that Tweety played from halfway through the second session til the close of play in immense pain. The finger he dislocated against Blacktown was still swollen and sore. Nevertheless, with Millar constantly in his ear, the pair worked in groups of 4 overs to maintain concentration and set about resurrecting the situation.

The opposition captain hinted, at 7/90, that he had seen teams get to 180 from there.

Was there ever a sense of deja vu when he saw Tweety and Millar's partnership amass towards that total!

Tweety pounced, with the new ball taken, and brought up his 50 as the rock hard leather careered into the fence at Chatswood Oval. A true captain's knock. Millar nudged a couple behind square to bring up 180 and took a quick stroll to point just to make sure the opposition captain knew that we had passed that total he had feared.

It worked, he brought himself on and Tweety went to town mowing a couple of boundaries off his one over cameo.

(A wicket to Andrew Lappan)

It wasn't until the score was on 193 and with 4 overs left in the day that Millar (33) skied a short ball and left the field with a few choice words of disgust that he wasn't there at the finish of play. He was so close to doing his job for the team but resurrecting the situation from 7/86 to 8/193 ended up being enough.

It wasn't until an exhausted yellow canary (74) played all over a top spinner that the team was all out for 205 in the second last over of the day.

Half a can of magic spray and a couple of servos worth of ice had allowed Tweety to remain at the helm whilst he righted the ship and put the Colts on the right course towards a berth in the semi finals next week.

The second day beckoned. 205 on the board and a very slow outfield. It was a tough ask for the Penrith side to win from there.

Millar walked into the change room on the second day to find that Ellison had spilt the groundsman's line marking paint all through his kit. Obviously he felt his dirty whites from the day before needed a quick fix before the Colts took the field.

1/2 in the second over as Lappan picked up his first of three and Penrith were very quickly 5/24 as Kennedy and Parfett chimed in for 1 each.

Millar, replacing Lappan, had a couple of regulation catches dropped before learning just how close the square boundaries are at Chatswood Oval. A lesson for this week. Keep the ball up.

As in all finals cricket, the pendulum began to swing in their favour as they consolidated after the lunch break and it wasn't until Cubbage took a screamer off an Ellison's first over of the day that the partnership was broken.

They crumbled from there, losing the last 5 wickets for 19 with Cubbage picking up two good wickets and Ellison 3.

Good pressure throughout the afternoon meant that Penrith never really got away. Missed chances can really hurt and this week ' a semi final against Sydney Uni ' we can be assured that they will.

(James Kennedy beats the bat)

The song was sung with great gusto and Ed Snr. got a mention due to his dedication throughout the two days with the scoring. The home change room was alive.

I would quickly like to reiterate JOF's words about the incredible sense of mateship and feeling of 'team' that has developed throughout the club this year. Especially in the Colts.

However JOF, the season isn't over. Far from it. Don't ever think it is. There are still two more weeks left and some massive celebrating if we bring home the Metropolitan Cup.

Thanks to all those supporters who turned out last weekend. Senior players and other Colts members. It was greatly appreciated. It would be awesome to see heaps of you at Chatswood Oval this weekend to see us battle Sydney Uni.


UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar **

*Delegation to the younger members of the team was the key.


** Sticks Kenner has voluntarily resigned from report writing after his articles were often left disassembled on the editing room floor.

Colts report Round 14

Colts report Round 14

Emerson stars in Colts Victory

The colts were looking for an improved performance after a disappointing loss at the hands of the Bunnies last week. We knew that if we could snare the 6 points we would be guaranteed a home semi-final at Chatswood Oval. Considering the Colts haven't played a home game all season, this was motivation enough.

(John Emerson in action)

The deck looked slightly damp as the groundsman was forced to water it in the morning following some handy circle work by the local 'bikey' gang just outside the off stump. This allowed Tweety to send the Townies in upon winning the toss.

The pitch played as expected with balls sticking in the damp patches and holding up. It was a drastically improved performance by the bowlers only conceding 5 wides. Parfett broke the opening partnership with the Townies batsman playing a fortnight early on a short ball which seemed to sink into the pitch. Parfett's second followed soon with 'Inzie' playing all round a straight one. Townies 2-36.

It took the introduction of Emerson to really blow the game open. In a tremendous spell of swing bowling the big fella took 5-37 off 10 straight overs, including 4 clean bowled dismissals, to reduce the Townies to 8-84.

Just as the Stags were starting to think about bonus points, our skipper dives for a ball in the gully and comes up clutching his little finger. On closer inspection it looked as if Tweety's little finger was clutching onto his hand by a mere thread. Clearly in distress Tweety left the field for the medical centre and the Colts were reduced to 10 and no skipper.

(Tweety in action in the gully) 

Knighty took over the reigns and immediately introduced Ranney and 'Rusty' Jones into the attack. Both bowled well without luck as Blacktown's no. 7 threw caution to the wind and wielded the willow. For those who haven't played at Whalan, the ground is 5 meters bigger than the MCG, and the leftie took advantage of the wide open spaces knocking up a quick-fire 60. Whalan is a ground where the chasing fielder prays that the ball will go for four otherwise he will require a double relay-throw to return the ball to the keeper and a wheelchair to return to his fielding position, all the while the batsmen have run 7.

A sneaky 50-run partnership for the 9th wicket allowed the Townies to reach a respectable 147 all out, but by no means a par score.

The lunch break entailed a phone call from the skipper who was at the time on the happy gas after having his little finger wrenched back into place. The news was that the finger wasn't broken but the skipper would not be able to bat.

So with 10 batsmen in the shed the Stags commenced their run chase. Sunny and Kenner got off to a solid start again but Kenner fell in the 11th over slashing into the gully for 19. 1-33. Sunny once again looked very solid and in combination with Knight took the score onto 89. Sunny was unfortunately bowled around his legs by Las Kannangara's 13 year-old brother for 37. Knight fell soon afterwards for 24 holing out to mid-off. 3-95 after 28 overs. The stags still in control as Hanlon and Rusty combined for a 25 run stand to consolidate the innings. Manchild was run-out (again) by an AB Devillers flick throw after backing up too far at the non-strikers end. He made 10. Hanlon and McDonald then fell in quick succession to the opening bowler, both caught behind. At this stage Tweety was starting to get worried that he would actually have to grace the crease to hit the winning runs.

But it wasn't to be as Emerson and Andrew 'I swear I can bat' Lappan hit the winning runs with 3 overs to spare.

So it was done. The Colts will finally be playing a home game. And to add to that it will be a semi-final. But if the Stags are to win the comp it will require greater application from the top-order. This was discussed in the sheds after the game as our top 5 batsmen had all reached double figures but had failed to go on with it.

We have one more game before the finals and it is crucial for our momentum and confidence that we have a win.

Richie Kenner

Colts report Round 13

Colts report Round 13

Colts Wide Of The Mark

The Gordon Colts side found themselves back at Alexandria Park this week, as a late attempt to have the game transferred to Chatswood oval was foiled by the South Sydney administration. This didn't phase the Colts as we have become accustomed to playing away from home by now.

(Craig Knight takes a wide against Souths) 

Some of the Staggies arrived at the ground looking a bit worse for wear. Dave Millar's federation blue hair was an early talking point as were the curious inscriptions written on his arms and legs. 'Funky' Millar had well and truly returned to the cricket field.

The warm-up reflected this lackadaisical attitude within the team, as players posed for happy snaps with the local paparazzi (Tiddles Wilson).

Tweety won the toss and sent the Bunnies in on a dead looking wicket. Theories were discussed and bonus point strategies analysed, but the Staggies main goal was to secure the 6 points.

Lappan and Parfett opened up and from the first ball of the game it was obvious the Staggies were in for a long day. Lappan's delivery slipped harmlessly down the leg-side and was promptly called a wide by the South Sydney captain. Tweety politely inquired as to which wide rule was in play and it was decided that anything down leg side would be wided.

(Dave Millar)

Unfortunately the Gordon bowler's were unable to adapt to this newly found law and 34 wides were conceded in the innings. Add to this 7 no-balls and the Staggies had given away a total of 41 extras and bowled 6 and a half extra overs. This allowed the Bunnies to post a total of 185. Very competitive considering the outfield was as slow as Millar's wit and the pitch was deteriorating faster than Knight's toilet paper.

The pick of the bowlers was Millar's 'self storage' taking 1/15 (10). 'My humps' was unlucky not to have 3 or 4 wickets as several loud shouts were turned down by the South Sydney umpires. JRJ also bowled impressively taking 1-21 (8) and Emerson returned to form with figures of 2-46 (10). Overall though our accuracy with the ball and some sloppy fielding let us down as we let the Bunnies score a motza of cheap runs.

The Staggies batsmen knew that it was going to be hard work to score the runs. Sunny and Kenner got off to a solid start surviving to the first drinks break with the score at 0-58 (17). But the dreaded drinks break struck again with Kenner being cleaned up soon after for 25. Sunny was the next to go pulling a short ball straight to square leg for a well-made 33. A disappointing end to an innings that showed great promise. JRJ was bowled for a 2 ball duck and displayed what a team man he is by commenting that he hoped someone would get a first-baller to make him feel better. Cheers Jason!

(Dave Gray practicing his umpiring for next time Craig Knight bats)

Knight was caught and bowled by the spinner for 2 and McDonald chipped a ball of his legs for a rapid fire 22. The score was 5-100 (29) and the Colts had lost 5-36.

Enter Tweety. With the calm head of experience he realized he had to consolidate the innings and ensure he batted through. Together with Emerson the pair put on 54 runs for the 6th wicket before 'Emers' was unlucky to hold out for a composed 26. At this stage the game was dead-even with the Stags needing a run a ball from the last 5 overs and the Bunnies needing 4 wickets.

Unfortunately it wasn't to be. With Millar and Lappan falling quickly and the pitch deteriorating, scoring was extremely hard for the courageous skipper and the Stags fell 10 runs short of victory. Tweety finishing with a hard-fought 32*.

The Bunnies only bowled 11 wides and 1 no-ball and in the end of the day this proved to be the difference. The Stags scored 20 more runs off the bat but went back to Chatswood with no points to show for it.

It was a disappointed dressing room after the match but the boys realized that this would be the wake up call we needed heading into the finals as our intensity had been starting to drop off.

(Andrew Lappan at Alexandria)

Look for a much improved performance from the colts next week as we travel to the picturesque ground that is Whalan number 1. Watch this space''.

Sticks Kenner


Colts report Round 12

Colts report Round 12

You are not to put that in the report

Rain had fallen in the east last Friday night. Millar knew this was the case as he was out doing some investigative work around the Coogee Bay area until the wee hours of the morning. Hence the team was eager to get to Snape early to make sure the covers were off and any moisture was allowed to dry.

All the team except McDermott. He seemed to be lost on that massive roundabout in Maroubra for the majority of the warm up.

Tiddles was on hand to chase him up. A player arrived 10mins before the game and Tiddles began to have a chat with the tardy young man in white. As he walked into the dressing room Tiddles asked 'have you got a Gordon cap?' The only problem being that the player was from the opposition and wearing a Randwick-Petersham cap at the time.

My guess is that he has been spending too long in the solarium without those little glasses they give you.

How else is he going to be able to catch up to Tweety, who is looking browner than him?

Tiddles was adamant that the incident should not appear in the report. Sorry mate!

The game started with Gordon being sent in and McDonald (2) departed on the 5th ball of the 1st over after being put down earlier in the over. The shaky start was rectified by Knight and Sajdeh.

Both were given chances early in their innings and capitalised on the opportunity afforded them. Knight began to hit the ball sweetly and Sajdeh was spending much needed time in the middle. Although a little slow, the pair was able to set a solid foundation for an attack later in the innings.

(Craig Knight in action)

Sajdeh (33) was dismissed in the 32nd over with the score at 109, flicking the ball to the keeper. Knight was joined by JRJ and the pair began to lift the run rate until Knight was caught at mid-off by the most unfortunate and unlikely of catches.

The fielder in question had dropped 3 previous catches and when Knight (66) struck the best off drive he had hit all day the leather careered into the fielder's ribcage, causing him to double over and caught the ball in his crossed arms. Never did the ball touch his hands. Come to think of it, much like the 3 previous attempts.

Hanlon came in and blasted the ball all around the park for a quick fire 28 before being unfortunately dismissed LBW when he was a good couple of metres down the pitch. McDermott, who by this time had found his way off the roundabout, joined JRJ and was able to find the gaps (mostly through the vacant slip cordon) and kept the score rolling along at an ever increasing pace. He was run out in the final over for 21.

Ranney appeared for his second bat for the season and again finished with 0* from 0 balls. Yet to face a ball all season. It must be some sort of record!

5/218 from 50 overs. A respectable score but did not put us in the clear.

Parfett and Ellison opened the attack, both bowled well and Ellison (1/19 from 6 overs) struck in his second over; LBW. In Ellison's last over for the spell it was McDonald who managed to hit the timber and have Randy-Petes 2/36 after 12. It was to be the first of 3 runouts throughout their innings.

Parfett hit the pegs in the last over of his spell, removing the new batsman. Millar, who had replaced Ellison, struck in his second over, removing the other opener caught at mid off. At this point the opposition, who were only a couple of points behind us on the table, were 4/41.

(Sam Ranney in action)

However, things were about to swing their way. Both batsmen were put down in slips and they began to get settled and were seeing the ball well. Millar was replaced by JRJ and one batsman in particular took to him, hitting 30 from his 3 overs.

They were beginning to gain momentum and the Colts began to panic. For one of the first times in the season there was some self doubt. One batsman was destructive and the other was turning the strike over. McDonald was hit for a tremendous straight 6, bouncing on the sheds and off into the distance.

Three quick wickets turned the game back in our favour. Millar took a good catch at fine leg off McDonald; he deserved a wicket having both the batsmen dropped in the slips. A runout to Ranney (another direct hit) and a wicket in his first over, after being brought on to replace McDonald (1/36 from 8 overs).

Ranney bowled tightly and applied the pressure from one end whilst it was Parfett, brought on to replace JRJ (0/30 from 3 overs), who did the damage; removing the danger man. Who also happened to be the player Tiddles thought was ours at the beginning.

Millar, who was fielding at mid off, was told by Parfett that the wicket ball was going to be a Yorker, right up in the block hole. Instead, it was a half tracker, cracked to deep mid wicket and brilliantly caught by Hanlon.

Pity this team was lacking the Angry Ant. He would have been giving the team a lecture about how the consistent line and length bowling of Parfett (2/28 from 10 overs) got the wicket.

(Dave Millar)

We were never really sure what line and length Trevor was talking about but were always attentive, just in case he blew a gasket.

Millar (2/22 from 7.2 overs) picked up a run out and then hit the middle pole to finish the innings.

Randy-Petes all out for 146.

A good win to the Gordon boys, placing them now second on the table.

It is a great feeling to be that club. They aren't in the song the Colts sing each match for nothing. They are a good strong side and it is a awesome to come away with the win and a bonus point against them.

This week sees the first of the South Sydney teams. The bowling line up looks a bit thin, with the five bowlers used to beat the top of the table Balmain no longer in the side.

Good Luck men!

Let's all hope you finished the game with these words'

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts report Round 10

Colts report Round 10

Righting Our Wrongs

Gordon 2/126 (32.3 overs) defeated UTS-Balmain(2) 125

The day started with Hamish Angus waving at the rest of the team from the wrong side of the train tracks wondering how in the hell he was to join the rest of his team by Jubilee Oval.

The day had only begun and before the end of play there would be many similarly strange events to occur.

(Adam Cubbage in action)

After a bitterly disappointing loss last week to Sydney Uni, the Colts were looking to bounce back and defeat the top of the table UTS-Balmain side. Tweety won the toss and sent the opposition in.

Which was probably what they were hoping for ' as they were lacking a couple of players who were coming back from Melbourne after the ODI at Telstra Dome the night before.

For a team that was on top of the table, it seemed strange that they completed no warm up or batting practice, but instead spent the preceding hour to play sitting in their dressing room. From the outset we felt more confident that the previous week and were determined to turn around last week's loss.

With Harry Evans being named captain of the combined Green Shield team it gave Tweety time to reminisce about the good old days when he too was playing in the side out at the two old Sydney Cricket Grounds.

The rest of the players allowed the card carrying pensioner his moment.

(The card carrying pensioner as a green shield player) 

For they knew with such a wealth of talent in the old and the young they were a good chance of a win.

Kennedy and Lappan opened the bowling in muggy conditions and were soon on top. Only 2 runs off the first 6 overs and a persistent reminder of this fact by the silly mid on meant a change of tactic by the opposition. Whilst one batsman tried to play agriculturally, the other batsman had much more success charging Kennedy.

The young gun was thrown off his game and began to spray the ball and was soon dispatched around the ground.

Lappan, however, completed his spell without a run being scored from the bat ' just 3 extras in the 6 overs ' meaning the pressure was still firmly on UTS-Balmain. Millar replaced a tired Kennedy and immediately hit a length and despite the same batsman feeling the need to charge, continued to beat the bat and kept the scoring to a bare minimum.

(Harry Evans)

Parfett charged in from the other end but never found the rhythm he possessed last week and was expensive early. Unfortunately his length and line were not consistent and was hit around the ground. However, with good areas being bowled from the other end, the opposition were 0/34 from 18 overs at drinks.

Wickets were desperately needed in order to contain the opposition and Millar provided the first just 4 balls after the interlude: knocking back the off pole with a leg-cutter.

Ellison replaced Parfett after drinks and was tight but never looked too threatening. With the opposition scoring at just 2 an over and unable to get any wood on Millar at the other end, they took to Ellison. However, a miscued lofted drive caught the leading edge and landed in Sajdeh's lap - after spending an eternity in the air.

Millar was buggered. He had done his job though. His 7 overs had conceded only 5 runs, had taken the vital first wicket and meant the opposition were taking risks at the other end. Hopefully he would be able to hide in the outfield and take no further part.

It wasn't to be.

Adam 'The Cabbie' Cubbage's first over was, by his own admission, one of his worst ever bowled. 5 full tosses and then a rank long hop. The last was lofted towards deep mid wicket and Millar 'ran' around the boundary to take a comfortable catch.

The Cabbie never looked back, dropping onto a length and imparting vicious sidespin on the ball that played havoc with the opposition.

Millar was outraged though; one or two of his team mates had the guile to shout out 'get there' as he positioned himself carefully under the high ball.

Such a (justified) lack of faith in his foot speed cannot be tolerated from anyone.

With the score at 3/80 from 36 overs, the following 11 overs became one big whirring blur. The Cabbie on the rampage and everything else simply faded into the background.

Credit must be giving to Tweety, although it would pain many a selector to hear this, but the faith he showed in his young spin bowler at the end of the innings (instead of returning to a traditional seam upright attack) allowed the Cabbie to create havoc amongst the opposition batsmen. At 3/80, the top team in the competition had the potential to post a competitive score from their remaining overs; but it wasn't to be.

The next batsman to fall was bowled around his legs.

A couple of overs later he landed the perfect wrong'un to deceive a left-hander, caught the outside edge and was taken by the 'combined Green Shield captain'.

Two balls later - a return catch to the Cabbie.

Another two balls later ' a brilliant piece of glove work by the 'combined Green Shield captain' saw the batsman stranded after failing to get to the pitch of the ball.

Two overs later ' another two stumpings to finish the innings on the last ball of his spell.

Someone assured Millar that Parfett took a wicket in there somewhere but, as mentioned before, those last overs were just a blur.

The Cabbie finished with figures of 7/23 from 10 overs. A superb effort.

It wasn't to end there.

Feeling that he hadn't done enough for the Colts with the ball, he opened the batting with Sajdeh. Although starting a little slowly, he ran well between the wickets and took advantage of some sluggish fielding to earn some extra runs for himself, Sajdeh and the team.

It was in the 4th over of the innings that one of the most remarkable things occurred.

An umpire retired hurt!

Whilst turning towards the scorers to signal an erroneous delivery down the leg side, Andrew 'Lap dance' Lappan has wrenched his knee and fallen to the ground in agony. Millar and Parfett were required to carry the injured official off the field before Parfett replaced him at the bowler's end. This comes after Lappan had dislocated his right shoulder bowling earlier in the day.

In yet another freak occurrence, Sajdeh (15) was run out after failing to ground his bat before jumping to avoid the incoming throw. Whilst in the air, but well over the popping crease, the ball careered into the stumps and Parfett was left no choice but to give him out. It was a bitter disappointment as Sajdeh was looking in good touch and desperately wants to make some runs at the top of the order for himself and the team.

Turner (3) was dismissed shortly after drinks and never looked comfortable after an early appeal was turned down. He admitted to the opposition the ball had brushed his gloves on the way through to the keeper and from that point forward, he was tormented by the opposition until he threw his wicket away.

The Cabbie began to cramp up and Sajdeh ran out some salt tablets to him before having to strap on the pads again and act as his runner ' the guy had been run out only overs before'

Nevertheless, with the 'combined Green Shield captain' replacing Turner and looking in great touch for his matches this week, the Colts were in safe hands. Evans (21*) showed the team how to build an innings; the first 8 or so runs were carefully placed singles, constantly turning over the strike before playing more expansive strokes and finding the boundary.

The heat eventually got to the Cabbie (52 retired hurt) and after swivelling to guide a full toss into the midwicket boundary he cramped up and left the field.

Kennedy (9*) was given a promotion above a long line of batsmen and struck a couple of boundaries to seal the match.

In one last bizarre event, the UTS-Balmain team had gifted themselves an extra 10 or so runs through a genuine mistake in the score book, thus the Gordon team batted well past the required total(s) and the mistake was rectified at the finish of play.

All in all a fairly ruthless performance by the Colts led by the Cabbie.

The song was sung with gusto and a water tank copped a beating. The winning habit has been restored. It must now be maintained.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH.

Dave Millar

P.S. The captain of the opposition should be commended on the most magnificent way he played the game. It was a credit to the UTS-Balmain club and made for a most enjoyable day's cricket.

Cubbage (7/23 from 10 overs), Millar (1/5 from 7 overs), Ellison (1/19 from 8 overs), Parfett (1/40 from 7 overs), Lappan (0/16 from 8 overs) and Kennedy (0/19 from 7 overs)

Colts report Round 11

Colts report Round 11

Unbeaten record broken'

Sydney Uni 8/115 (47) def. Gordon Colts 77 (40.3)

It was a disappointing loss made even worse by the fact we had the best conditions throughout the game.

The first time another team's song was sung at the end of the game. It cut through the Colts like the proverbial knife through hot butter.

(Andrew Lappan who took 4 for 21)

To be honest, the whole day was a complete shambles. The pitch at St. Andrews had more weeds than my garden. The outfield was slower than NRMA's roadside assistance. Sunil can vouch for that; being nearly two hours late to the game due to a flat battery.

After a delayed start, the Colts were first to have ball in hand thanks to Her Majesty yet again grinning at Tweety from the strip below. It wasn't too long until the combination of a soft deck, some good bowling channels and some awful shot selection left the Uni boys reeling at 3/6. Lappan and Parfett were replaced by Millar and Ellison and continued to apply the pressure having Uni 3/25 from 21 overs at the break.

Ellison (0/22 from 9 overs) continued after the break and Millar was replaced by Hamish Angus ' one of the Green Shield players so successful this year under BMac's careful guidance ' who continued to apply the pressure but was a little expensive in the circumstances. With Uni at 4/55 from 30 overs the Colts were in a prime position to tighten their grip on the Competition and stake their claim at the top of the table.

Ranney replaced Angus (1/15 from 5 overs) and was unfortunately taken to by one of the batsmen. It was a shame because Sam was bowling with good drift and turn but the ball was holding up on the soft pitch and he was always going to be a target.

Ranney (0/23 from 4 overs) was replaced by Lappan (4/21 from 9 overs) who struck immediately with a scooped ball to midwicket and stuck again later in his spell with a terrific catch by another Green Shield player ' Angus Sinclair. Parfett (1/10 from 10 overs) and Millar (1/17 from 10 overs) were tidy from the other end with Millar and Lappan finishing the innings with tight spells to allow Uni to make only 8/115 from their allotted 47 overs.

It was the Colts game. There would be no better chance to beat Sydney Uni than on this occasion.

The chase didn't start well. Sajdeh's (5) day got no better after earlier car trouble, guiding a ball straight to a backward point before Crawford (0) fell victim to another simple catch. Angus Sinclair (7) , who partnered Sajdeh, looked compact and composed but was unable to get the run rate up to a comfortable level before being dismissed pushing a ball to midwicket.

Sinclair looks like a player for the future at Gordon. He has the temperament and the skill to be a solid batsman. Perhaps it was the amount of cricket he has played recently or being overwhelmed by the age of those around him but he never looked switched on or determined in the run chase.

His dismissal brought Harry Evans and Hamish Angus ' the other two Green Shield players ' to the crease. Both of them looked comfortable out in the centre but were unable to pierce the field with any regularity. Evans (11) departed after handing midwicket another straight forward catch. Ellison (2) was runout at a point in time when the Colts were in desperate need of consolidation leaving them 5/53 needing 4 an over to win.

(Hamish Angus in action)

This quickly turned to 6/54 as Millar (1) was promoted above Tweety and then adjudged LBW to a ball he feels pitched well outside leg stump.

Tweety came in and then Angus (16) fell leaving the score at 7/60 and needing 5 an over to win.

The top 5 batsmen were all caught pushing forward at balls and playing too early on a deck that was still holding up. It was disappointing the better shot selection wasn't displayed.

Until this game, the bottom order has never been called upon to do anything other than umpire or score. It was a shock for them that they were to don the pads and gloves if the Colts had any chance of getting over the line.

Lappan (8) and Tweety (4) began to resurrect the game however Tweety was dismissed for the first time in the season after being caught behind. Nevertheless, Parfett (3) came to the crease and was caught trying to loft a ball over midwicket before Lappan was dismissed next ball giving Uni the victory.

It was a disappointing loss. We had it there to win.

Or lose.

And lose we did.

Little was mentioned in this article about Evan's wicket keeping. It was a near faultless display in all aspects with a good catch down the leg side early in the innings and a run out down the bowler's end at the finish. Lappan bowled well and should be commended for his tight spell at the end.

(Harry Evans in action)

A better performance next week with the bat will be required if we are to beat the top of the table UTS-Balmain.

Winning has turned into a habit for this Colts team. Let's hope that this loss can be quickly erased by a stellar performance next week.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts report Round 9

Colts report Round 9

All I want for Christmas'

No-one is quite sure what Richie Kenner did during 2005 but he must have been on his best behaviour. Sitting up on Santa's knee in the lead up to Christmas, he must have asked very politely for a stellar start to the post Christmas break.

And a bowl.

For that is exactly what he received.

(Andrew Lappan in action)

Tweety lost the toss!!! He obviously wasn't practicing over the break. However the result was the same. Gordon was to field first on an indifferent day with the talk of inclement weather later in the day. This result was much to the disgust of Millar who, after arriving first at the ground with a superb run through the tunnel and ED, had left his creams back in Roseville. A big cheerio goes out to his parents for bringing them out to Kensington Oval meaning that he only missed the first over of play.

Lappan and Parfett opened up on a batsman friendly pitch which provided no assistance to any bowler throughout the day. Although the ball came a little slowly onto the bat, it was a tight display of bowling and a hesitancy to take quick singles that had Randwick-Petersham bogged down at 1/60 from the first 25. The dismissal coming through a lightening piece of fielding by 'Sticks' Kenner who struck at the keeper's end with the batsman well short of his ground.

Coming into the game with only 3 recognised seamers and the 2 spinners, Tweety was in search of an extra bowler.

Cast one's mind back to the beginning of the 04/05 pre-season where a trial game was held up at Turramurra Oval. A shortage of bowlers fit for the pre-season saw Sticks open the bowling in that match. With an action that resembles Jackie Chan's martial arts movies, Sticks' first delivery was a hooping ball that cleaned up Fitzpatrick's stumps. Perhaps it was a little bit of justice for that awful skunk haircut the Mosman import was supporting but that incident will go with him to his grave. Millar, umpiring, was powerless to find a way not to give it out.

So, with Kenner not bowling in a match since, he seemed like the perfect 4th seamer to share the load. He and Millar bowled first change and kept it tight and both were unlucky not to be rewarded. Bourne replaced Millar after 7 overs and Kenner bowled through his ten, picking up their opening batsman towards the end of his spell. Ranney and Bourne bowled in tandem and neither really looked like they had found a rhythm. As a result the runs began to flow and by the 40th over they were 3/122.

A perfect launch pad for an assault on the last ten overs. However it wasn't to be for Randy-Petes.

Gordon set themselves the target of containing them to 160. A tough ask for the team but a total that would provide them every opportunity for victory.

Millar and Lappan from one end and Parfett from the other were able to contain Randy-Petes to just 169 from their full allotment. Wickets fell in regular succession thanks to a direct hit from the wonder boy Kenner and another from Hanlon.

Hanlon was without the gloves on this occasion and showed his speed around the ground, as Alex Brown made his senior debut for Gordon. His glove work in the first 40 overs was without fault; however errors began to creep into his game in the final 10 due to tiredness.

'Slow to start but a strong finish' was the comment made when Millar took a catch at mid-on in the dying stages. But honestly, it was never in doubt. It was the skill of turning a simple catch into a spectacular one to please his team mates. It wasn't enough to cancel out the fact he forgot his whites.

Lappan finished the innings with a thoroughly deserved wicket, bowling the number 8 batsman to leave them with 7/169.

Gordon could only lose it from there.

A fiery start after the interval by Chuck Lawry (29) set up the Gordon innings before lifting his head to the heavens (Tim Bailey - this boy is after your job) left his stumps shattered. It is undeniable that the new boys to the senior game have potential, however they need to capitalise on the chances they are given and learn to play patiently when it is needed.

Crawford joined Kenner and immediately set about lifting the run rate with a combination of placement and power. As the outfield was thick, many shots weren't receiving their full allotment but good judgement and speed between the wickets saw many twos and threes in the partnership that yielded 80 for the Colts. Crawford brought up his 50 before being dismissed guiding a full toss down the throat of fine leg. A disappointing end to a well constructed innings.

(Cam Crawford)

Brown joined a patient Kenner who was still in the twenties and took up where Crawford left off. A good eye and impeccable timing saw balls disappearing to all areas of the ground and on one occasion well clear of the fence. In yet another soft dismissal Brown (24) was bowled with only 3 runs to secure the victory.

Hanlon joined Kenner who brought up a well earned 50 to top off a brilliant day for the 'all rounder' before Hanlon dispatched the opening bowler over his head with a trademark lofted drive to secure the victory.

A good win to the boys who are still undefeated.

The webmaster was right. Tweety wasn't needed with the bat or ball. However he spent a good deal of time out in the middle counselling the batsmen from his role as umpire. A watchful eye is needed over a team full of youthful exuberance.

On a more serious note, Sydney Uni will be a tough opposition and the application with the bat, ball and in the field which was lacking this week will need to be displayed if we are to remain the only Gordon team without a loss to their name.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar



P.S. On a personal note, I would like to thank Marty Reynolds for all that he has done for the club. In the few games that I played with him in team Ferrari, he exemplified everything that has been written about him. He will be sorely missed.


P.P.S. Although usually having perfect recall, Stobo must have been distracted after being (self) elevated to the status of all-rounder and forgot to mention the service Marty gave to the Australian Indoor Cricket Team. Yet another string to his bow.

Colts report Round 8

Colts report Round 8

Smooth Sailing

Gordon 5/319 def. Nth Sydney 163 and 4/39

Luckily the Colts team was full of players who were all too young to join in the affairs at the Christmas party.

Backing up after a few celebratory drinks the night before was never going to provide the perfect conditioning for a tough day in the field and having to bowl on a flat deck with a quick outfield.

(Sam Ranney in action)

Saturday night was top drawer; especially with three good wins against a strong St George outfit to kick off the night.

JOF should be commended for his organisation and the lovely young lady that pulled Millar's ticket out of the hat for the lucky door prize should be given a permanent job. However, the highest acclamation should be reserved for Pic (or whatever his bloody name is this week) who, despite not being able to give his usual assortment of awards, managed to speak for 10 minutes without using his two favourite expletives.

A truly remarkable achievement.

'Sticks' Kenner, who batted well in 5th Grade this week, picked up the Colts on-field award for dropping three catches off Ellison before being sconed in the nose and having the opposition doctor attend to him. Tweety, notably absent from the party, picked up the off-field award for having trouble with anything technological and needing Tiddles to cast a watchful eye over his every movement.

(Adam Cubbage)

A little more R.E.S.P.E.C.T. for Tweety please.

Reg was entertaining as always but there was a sticking point in one of his interviews. When he asked the club coach who were the emerging players there was one noticeable absence.

Adam Cubbage.

Nikki 'Webster' Dowsley and Reece 'Bomber' Bombas are definitely men to watch around the club and are very handy with the bat. However, neither of them is able to complement their batting with vicious leg spin coupled with the control and discipline of the 'Cabbie'.

The Colts knew they were in for a tough day and were lucky to have two spinners in the team who would be able to extract some turn from a hard flat pitch once the seamers had dismissed the top order.

Gordon took the field with North Sydney 1/30 chasing 5/319 dec. and the Colts were one man down ' not because of Christmas party casualties but because Ranney had not turned up to the game. News came through that he was involved in a car accident and he arrived an hour into the first session.

A car accident is a little generous a description of the event. Ranney proceeded to explain that his mate had popped the back tyres of his car doing a handbrake turn in the backstreets of suburbia at 4 in the morning. Unable to get new tyres fitted early on Sunday, Ranney was without a car and needed a cab, bus and a caring mother to drop him at the ground.

(Dave Millar in action at Tunks)

If only it had happened a few days earlier, he surely would have been in the running for the off-field prize.

Back to the game. Lappan (2/28 from 11 overs), who had trouble with his approach last week, found a good rhythm and removed the off peg twice in an over with balls that seemed away from the batsman. Kennedy (1/26 from 11 overs) followed up his good spell from the previous week with some good pace but unfortunately the Cabbie grassed one at 2nd slip and he was unable to add to his haul from last week.

Millar replaced Kennedy and, feeling a little groggy from the previous night, bowled within himself for the first couple of overs. There was, however, good movement through the air and off the deck and balls consistently passed the outside edge of the bat throughout his long spell. 'Little John' Emerson (1/5 from 6 overs) replaced Lappan and, with the assistance of the breeze, brought the ball back into the batsman. He and Millar (0/20 from 11 overs) were able to put a stranglehold on the run scoring, with most runs coming behind the wicket from edges through and above the slips and gully. Little John was able to break the partnership by removing the off stump of one of the set batsmen.

The Cabbie replaced Emerson and was immediately able to extract some turn and bounce from the wicket. Much to the delight of Tiddles who had come to Tunks for the occasion. A well disguised wrong'un took middle stump and the Colts had North Sydney 5/130 at lunch. It had been a truly frustrating session with three easy catches being grassed and many more just going wide of the fieldsmen.

Yet another week goes by without tea being provided. Such a sorry state of affairs.

Last week's report was entitled 'Catches Win Matches' and whilst the match was won soon after tea, not being able to dismiss them earlier removed the chance of picking up an outright. Each player has the skill to be able to take those catches, and plenty of tougher chances, but the concentration and application is lacking. Having said that, Charlie Lawry and 'Commando' Cam Crawford threw themselves at everything and this paid off soon after tea with a direct hit from Commando that removed the No. 3 batsman.

Ranney, whose spell began just before lunch, had many a stumping chance turned down before picking up two late in the innings. The first was a wild swing resulting in the back foot being dragged forward, whilst the second was quite bizarre. First ball following an LBW dismissal, the new batsman to the crease charged Ranney only to miss the ball and continue back from where he came. Ranney ended with 3/32 from 12 overs and bowled the best he has all season.

The Cabbie (2/38 from 15 overs) picked up the last wicket with the No. 11 playing on to dismiss North Sydney for 163. This allowed Tweety to enforce the follow-on.

Despite a couple of early wickets, 10 poles seemed a little hopeful in just over 20 overs. The Cabbie and Ranney were thrown the old ball and both picked up two wickets before stumps were drawn to have North Sydney 4/39 at the end of play.

Tweety kept an attacking field throughout the day and it was a testament to the bowlers that they were able to consistently put the ball in good areas which allowed him to do so. Although late in the day Tweety coughed up a chance, it provided Tiddles with yet another entertaining moment as he dived full length to his left at 1st slip only to have the ball spill free from his grasp.

Tweety has invented a new approach to slips fielding. The first three photos show Tweety preparing for a slips catch. The fourth one he has slipped back a pace, the fifth one he pops his head up to see if it is coming his way and then he shows the keeper how to move his hands. It is known as the Tweety shuffle)

Penrith are undefeated and will provide a top-class opposition this week. Each player must dig deep and be at the top of their game to beat them.

The day finished with another rendition of the Gordon song, bolstered by the harmony of the younger voices in the team ' Stobo would be impressed.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts report Round 7

Colts report Round 7

Catches Win Matches

Gordon 5 dec. 319 Nth Sydney 1/30

A baking hot summer's day awaited the Gordon Colts as they arrived at Tunk's Park. After the wash out the round before it would have been tempting to bowl first and try and chase a small total ' especially with Kennedy and Lappan firing from either end. However, upon inspection of the track, there was no doubt in Tweety's mind that when (note: 'when' and not 'if' ' all the practice he has been doing since pulling a groin muscle) he won the toss we would bat.

(Charlie Lawry during his century)

A curtailed warm-up fielding session followed and then the new men in the Colts line-up strapped on the pads and strolled confidently out to the centre for their first match in the Gordon Seniors.

'Men' is used in the most liberal sense of the word, as 7 of the players in this week's line-up were yet to celebrate their 21st Birthday and 5 had just finished Year 11. Ranney had just come back from Schoolies and was supporting a cough symptomatic of the Asian Bird Flu and a week-long hangover to boot. It was a true Colts team.

Some of the old(er) members of the Colts observed that all the youngsters were batters and didn't really bowl. Surely there should be 'age benefits' rather than restrictions for bowlers over 25 ' more frequent drinks breaks and permanent positions in slips were some suggestions contemplated.

(Lawry and Turner scamper for a single)

Despite not having the Kenner/Sajdeh opening partnership, the Colts team looked strong and confidence abounded around the sideline. Nevertheless, Tweety ' who was by far and above the most senior man in the team ' decided he should do the first umpiring stint so that he could give instructions to the frisky upstarts. Cam Crawford (7) looked solid as he strode forward and commanded respect but had his off stump removed by one that jagged away.

Charlie Lawry (102) was joined by Henry Turner (95) and a long and fruitful partnership ensured. Whilst it cannot be said that their innings were chanceless, both men made the most of their opportunities as catches continued to be grassed all around the ground.

Lawry played some truly classy strokes on his way to his century but most notably the cover drive and a flick off his legs that was placed anywhere between mid-on and fine leg. There were a few loose shots that need to be eliminated from his game and came as a result of chasing balls wide outside the off stump.

Turner looked in command out in the middle and despite also giving chances throughout his innings looked a masterful young player. He too was able to take full advantage of these chances and punished anything full of a length straight down the ground.

(Harry Turner shows his defence)

It must be said that the bowlers were consistently too full of a good length and gave all the batsmen amply opportunity to drive. When the ball was a bit shorter the batsmen were uncomfortable and rarely moved their feet into position to play horizontal bat shots and as a result gave chances.

Lawry was bowled the ball after his century; a shorter ball that he never got into position for. Cubbage came to the crease a few overs before tea and played himself in until the break with Gordon being 2/180 at the break.

Knight turned up for the tea break hoping to get a feed. North Sydney failed to produce any tea at all for the Gordon Colts and Knight promptly left the ground.

After the break Lawry was dismissed as the North Sydney team finally held onto a catch and this brought Hanlon to the crease. Hanlon (7) was ruing his careless shot selection after playing all over a full toss that was headed into the Northbridge marina and was bowled. Kennedy came to the crease during a period of tight bowling and the possibility of another couple of quick wickets would undo the earlier platform set by the young Colts. After the perennial no. 11 batsman was promoted to no. 1 last round and made 50 he found himself at no. 6 this week and made the most of it.

Cubbage finally hit his straps, after taking a while to feel comfortable out in the middle, and began to score freely. He brought up his 50 with a magnificent stroke through cover. It was a bit of a surprise that he had reached 50 as the top order's big scores were still playing on the minds of the spectators. Cubbage is a quiet character who accumulates his runs without the flare of other batsmen. He is technically sound and despite a couple of catches being dropped played a near faultless innings.

The run rate increased as the declaration was imminent. Emerson and Millar were waiting to impose themselves on the opposition at the fall of a wicket but were never given the chance as Tweety called a close to the innings as Kennedy (22) was dismissed LBW leaving Cubbage 76*.

(Seen at Tunks hiding behind a tree. Was he:

  • Looking to be the next North Sydney manager
  • Out for a stroll
  • Thinking he was at Killara after a long night.

Only Cats can answer these questions)

This left Gordon at 5dec. 319.

For one reason or another the bowling never really fired in the 9 overs til stumps. Lappan (0/13 from 3 overs) had troubles with his approach and didn't look as fierce as the previous round and Millar (0/3 from 1 over) took the last over from his end. Kennedy (1/13 from 5 overs) had a tough chance dropped by Lawry at 3rd slip looking into the setting sun but this didn't cost the Colts as he was dismissed shortly; skying a ball to mid-off after being beaten for pace.

North Sydney 1/30 at the end of the day.

All in all it was a quiet, yet professional and most enjoyable, day's cricket.

On a side issue, the scorer for the opposition was A.J. Gray (son of Tweety) who plays for North Sydney 5th Grade but came to watch his father play. The Gordon scorer was able to extract various titbits of information about life in the Gray household. For instance, when Tweety returned from the UNSW game after being struck in the head whilst dropping a catch, he spent the rest of the night with an ice pack across his forehead whilst Mrs Gray was furious that no-one had gone to check if her precious husband were ok.

In the Colts defence, Kenner had been struck an earlier blow which had been much more severe and the bowler at the time, Millar, had gone over to Tweety to check if he were ok (and to ask him, ever so politely, why he didn't get his hands in the way of the ball but instead used his head).

A flat deck and a must win game will mean that the Colts will have to be at their best next week. It was plain for everyone to see that if catches go down (especially 10 or 12) that the opposition will capitalise and get away.

Every chance must be taken and every possible run saved to continue building pressure. The Colts team is strong enough to win this game convincingly if we play well.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts report Round 6 Day 2

Colts report Round 6 Day 2

Yet Another'

Match Abandoned.

Although it was unlikely that play would eventuate due to the persistence of heavy rain throughout the morning, there was no reason to hang around at Castlewood as the covers had not been put on the previous evening. This left the Colts in no doubt as to where the action would be for the rest of the day.

At the Adelaide Oval.

A quick phone around in the morning determined the need to turn up to the ground to witness a pitch sodden and unplayable. Despite this, Falk was tossing up the options of Kenner at one end, trying to extract some movement off the pitch, and Thompson at the other. 

Parfett arrived in pyjamas - 3 sizes to small for his rather elongated frame ' looking like a uni student who had just finished exams.

Funny about that.

On a serious note however, it is a shame that the Colts have been unable to get onto the field twice now when they have looked in commanding positions.

Although having not lost a game, they unfortunately find themselves buried in the middle of the table.

Disappointing.

There is only one way to solve this problem and that is to continue to take the opportunities when they come to hand. With school drawing to a close and uni hols kicking in, all Colts should be making it to as many trainings as possible and working hard to continue to improve.

It has been an incredibly good feeling playing with such a good bunch of young (and old ' Tweety, Falk) men. This has only been enhanced by winning tight games. Keep working hard and the enjoyment will last until well into March.

The same goes for all the higher grades that have had a tough couple of weeks.

Get well soon Reg ' although I am sure it is just a ploy to regain a top 10 spot on RSVP.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH


Dave Millar

Colts report Round 6

Colts report Round 6

In the Driver's Seat

Gordon Colts 276 vs Holroyd-Hills 4/33

It is one of those unexplainable wonders of the universe that the closer one lives to a destination, the later they will arrive. It is always the student that lives on campus that will be the last to scuttle through the door before the lecture starts and today it was Kenner and Sajdeh, who live within 5 mins of Castlewood Oval, who were last to arrive.

(Craig Knight in action)

Where the hell is Castlewood Oval? Good Question. It is in the centre of the most frustrating maze of designer homes with streets that consistently lead to the promise of the ground being just around the next bend.

It never was.

Millar wasn't incompetent (although many maintain that he always has been) as even Mr Whippy had trouble negating the maze as he made his tea-time rounds.

With Tweety have troubles with his groin, Falky was handed his second game for the season with the Colts. He commented to Kenner that before this season he had never played with Sticks, only ever took his place as Sticks left the field with yet another injury. Memories of Sutherland last year are clear in the forefront of the mind with Kenner busting a finger in the first five overs of the first match of the season.

The warm-up was carried out as if Tweety was still there calling the shots ' but that is where the similarities ended. Falk lost the toss (after all the practice that Tweety had been putting in) and we were sent in to bat. A quick cast of the eye down the batting list found Kennedy strapping the on the pads to open with Sticks with Sajdeh to bat at four.

Kenner (3) was caught down the leg side after trying to hook a shortish delivery and this brought Knight to the crease. With the score at 1/16 after 11 overs, Kennedy had the cricket gods smile down on him as he gifted 1st slip with a waist high catch which he obligingly dropped. Again a little later he hit a return catch to the bowler who again dropped the chance.

Knight batted his way sensibly to yet another big score for the Colts. Craig showed the Colts how to play good balls on their merits and dispose of the trash that inevitably followed. Knight was first to reach his half century, scoring at a good rate, before Kennedy brought up his first ever 50. His father, proud as punch at the perennial No. 11 batsman who was finally given an opportunity (by the selectors as well as the opposition), reminisced with the players in the grandstand of a 'JOF type incident' when JK celebrated a previous '50' before actually being stranded on 47*.

(This is a cricket ball Andrew... Michael Falk)

JK (50) was fired by Thompson as he thrust forward a pad to the spinner and Sajdeh (5) followed just before lunch with a big edge that was well taken by the keeper. This brought Cubbage to the crease and made his first ever run for Gordon just before the lunch break.

It can be the case that when a team begins to find themselves trailing the opposition that they wring the bowling changes. The Hurricanes tried the novel (if somewhat ineffective) approach of rotating the wicket-keeper. Needless to say that by the end of the innings, after the gloves had been donned by countless players, they ended up where they started ' with the captain and most proficient keeper.

After lunch, with the over rate a little slow and the score on 3/153 Craig tried to lift the run rate but was caught in the deep for a well made 78. Hanlon immediately set about lifting the run rate. When Cubbage was dismissed for 18, Millar joined Hanlon, who needed only a couple more to bring up another half century for the Colts.

That was all he could manage and was caught in the deep trying to lift the run rate before the imminent declaration. Falk came to the crease and Tweety, who had promised to turn up at 1 o'clock to support his team and cast a watchful eye over Falk's captaincy, made his grand arrival. Millar top edged a pull shot to deep backward square where a fielder, who had made good ground, proceeded to not only drop the catch but knock it twenty metres into the rope.

(Greg Hanlon in action)

Seeing an exasperated bowler, sprawled out mid-pitch, Millar (24) felt compelled to go and apologise to the bowler who graciously accepted the apology. Next ball he took revenge with a lovely inswinging yorker that missed all of the bat and none of the stumps. This brought Lappan to the crease.

Fearing that his team mates may become accustomed to such brilliance in the field, the same fielder who dropped Millar thought it only fair to gift Lappan with a boundary. To do so required much skill and forethought and although countless attempts have been made, the Gordon Colts have failed to come close to a reconstruction of what can only be adequately described as a disaster.

Lappan pulled a short ball to square leg with the fielder in question giving chase. It pulled up 4 metres short of the boundary, just in front of the Colts, and the fielder slid to collect the stationary ball. In an attempt to flick it back to one of his players, he only succeeded in flicking it over his head and over the boundary ' much to the amusement of all those watching.

Next ball Lappan (8) was dismissed, followed by Falk (3), chopping onto his stumps, and Thompson (1) was run out to leave Parfett (8) stranded after playing a couple of cracking off drives.

Although Falky didn't get a chance to declare as he would have liked, it was time for the Colts to have a short sharp session at the Hurricanes. To this note, Kennedy and Lappan opened the bowling.

The second ball was hit to a vacant point and Sajdeh scampered after it. As the batsmen tried for a second, Sunny fired the ball into Craig and the opening batsman departed for 1.

Lappan (2/4 from 3 overs), recovering from a wedding the previous day, was on the spot first ball and with the third ball he struck. The batsman tried to evade a venomous short ball and only succeeded in skying it to Craig. A second followed with another skied catch to Parfett at cover. Kennedy (1/13 from 4 overs), who had been bowling quickly, although a little too short, found a good length and trapped the next batsman in front.

(Andrew Lappan in action)

There was a mad rush for gear in the Hurricanes' change room and it took well over the allotted time for the next batsman to appear. He quickly proceeded to appeal against the light and Cubbage and Thompson were brought into the attack. Each looked threatening but was only able to bowl one over before the batsmen walked off due to bad light.

In normal circumstances the Colts could understand but the over rate during the Colts' innings was so slow that it meant the match finished closer to 7o'clock than 6o'clock. Cubbage and Thompson should have been allowed to continue to bowl the remaining 2 overs to finish the day.

Despite this, the Colts were in the driving seat for most of the day. With concerted application next week an outright is not out of the question.

A wiser Millar will approach the maze next week with inspired confidence.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts report Round 5

Colts report Round 5

Colts Report vs Hawkesbury

(Photos courtesy of David Mahaffey)

It was great to see 1st Grade get up in a good win but the questions B Mac posed at the start of his report were questions only Millar could dream of asking last weekend.

To paraphrase 'Fielding Points' McDonald: 'Exam time had reared its ugly head, closely followed by its ever potent cousin ' panic. The clock read 7.20am and a barrage of questions as to why anyone in their right mind would choose to do Actuarial Studies were asked' without any hint of an answer.'

(Tweety hitting over the grass)

It was Saturday morning and as Millar slammed down the snooze button, cutting off the sound of a second rate DJ's, he could only dream of participating in the game they play in heaven (during the rugby off-season), much less ask questions as to why we play the game.

Mind you' if one has to miss a game it may as well be the one game out at Hawkesbury. By all reports it was hot and as everyone learnt from the Missy's reports from the previous round, the flies are close to unbearable ' and less than delectable.

From snippets of information gleaned from training this week the match against Hawkesbury was a close one. After 5th Grade were soundly beaten the week before and the team consisting of 7000 bowlers (some of the information may have come from less than reliable sources) it was imperative that the Colts top order fired.

Tweety, after practicing all week, again called 'Her Majesty' and as her face beamed up at him from the turf he didn't hesitate to let the opposition know they would have to spend a few hours out in the heat. Kenner and Sajdeh opened and with 14 on the board Sunny (14) departed to an incredible catch (in fact each of the batsmen were quiet determined to tell me just how unbelievable their dismissals were ' funny that).

(Richard Kenner at Bensons Lane)

Hanlon (16) followed bringing Shiv to the crease. Unfortunately for the Colts, the top order never went on with the job. Shiv (18) watched from the non-striker's end as Kenner (20) and McDonald (10) departed before himself being caught. Ellison and Tweety came to the crease with the score at 5/90 from 34 overs. There have been numerous reports that the grass was well over a foot high and consequently boundaries were as precious as gold.

Tweety decided that the aerial route was going to provide the least resistance and proceeded to deposit one of the Hawks into the fields on the far side. The grass could have been metres longer and he still wouldn't have had a problem.

Ellison (29) departed and Emerson (16*) and Tweety (32*) played out the final few overs to bring the score to a respectable 172 in tough playing conditions. To be fair, it was about 30 or so short of where they would have liked to have been but it would set up a close game.

As the Colts took the field, Mahaffey and Parfett opened the bowling and were both unlucky to not pick up wickets in their first spells. Emerson replaced Dan and was successful in both of his first two overs, his mate Greg finally gloving one of his bowling before needing no assistance as the following batsman played all around a ball that took out off stump (John swears that it moved both ways in the air and then seamed off the pitch).

However gun-barrel straight the delivery was, it was good enough to wrestle the momentum towards Gordon for possibly the first time in the match and, in partnership with Ellison, the runs began to dry up and a run out resulted as the Hawks felt the squeeze.

The tight spells of bowling were rewarded as John (3/23 from 10 overs) picked up a 3rd whilst James (1/20 from 8 overs) found the timber with the final ball of his spell to have them 5/74 after 28 and in a similar position to where the Colts found themselves.

(james Ellison in action)

McDonald and Ranney were brought into the attack and whilst attacking the stumps were unable to continue the tight spell of bowling. After going at 6 an over for his first 3, Rod trapped one of the Hawks LBW with the first ball of his 4th and picked up two more with successive balls in his next over leaving him with figures of 3/19 from 6 overs. Ranney (0/26 from 5 overs) was replaced by Parfett (unluckily 0/26 from 9 overs) who for the first time this season really fired up.

At this point in time Millar was trying to get his head around the applications of Stochastic Differential Equations in Brownian Motion modelling and would have given exorbitant amounts of money to see Chris steam in against the Hawks tail end.

It is a tremendously scary sight as a batsman to see someone so tall bringing lightening bolts down from such a great height. The fielders must have also been mesmerised as for the first time in the game, right at the death, catches were going down more frequently than girls listed on RSVP (just ask Reg).

It wasn't until Mahaffey picked up the last two wickets, by collecting the timber and leaving it out of the fielders' hands (the ball didn't seem to stick in them anyway), that the Colts were assured of victory. The Hawks had only 25 to score with 6 overs remaining and the game had been close throughout the entire day. It was imperative that someone stood up at the death ' and Mahaffey did that with the two wickets in his first over of the new spell to end up with 2/25 from 7.5 overs.

Another good win to the Colts which sees them placed high up on the ladder.

The song was sung with much gusto and whichever tune it was sung to (Stobo) it hurts the opposition that much more when:

1) Its their first loss for the season

2) The game came down to the wire

3) They are well within earshot (just ask Missy and the 4th grade team).

Just as this report begun, it will be completed by paraphrasing another literary masterpiece.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH


Dave Millar

Colts report Round 4 Day 2

Colts report Round 4 Day 2

Colts Report vs Auburn

(photos courtesy of David Mahaffey)

Daylight saving caught out many of the Colts. Millar had foresight and called to confirm the new starting time with Tweety.

Even if Tweety was wrong, Millar would be in the clear.

(Dan Mahaffey starts the innings)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ellison, determined to make amends for he tardiness last week, arrived 20 minutes early ' for the pre-daylight saving match time. Kenner and Sajdeh, experienced club men, were also caught out and arrived early to find Gaelic Football being played at Princes ' the home ground (and presumably the only ground) for the NSW Gaelic Football Club.

The opposition's captain arrived late as he and a few of the Auburn team members were witnesses to a terrible fatality involving a car and a pushbike just up the road. They had called the ambulance and tried to resuscitate but were unable to do so. They were noticeably shaken and as such we began the match a little later than scheduled.

Tweety let the opposition know that we would declare at the overnight total of 9/334. Mahaffey was left stranded on 0* whilst Tweety (50*) chose to curtail the masterful stroke making of the previous week. Tiddles assured Millar later in the day that Tweety would have been lynched otherwise.

(Greg Hanlon behind the stumps against Auburn)

Mahaffey and Ellison were given the shiny new rock and were told to make good use of it early. The Colts had missed out on the points last game due to the unfortunate wash out and needed to make early inroads into the Auburn team to make sure we capitalised on the big score we made last week.

Mahaffey did precisely that, striking in the third over to remove the opener's middle stump. His spell looked dangerous and many balls passed the outside edge as the batsmen pushed and prodded with little confidence. Ellison was tight but didn't extract the same bounce or lift and was replaced by Millar who was able to push many a ball through at chest height.

There were shades of the 'Angry Ant' ' Trevor Watling ' in the field placements. Three slips, two gullies, and two points. The other opener finally succumbed, eventually able to get an edge through to Hanlon, after pushing at countless deliveries just outside his off stump.

Parfett replaced Mahaffey and it took a few overs before he began to look comfortable. Whether it was a big night or just stiffness in the young fast bowler's body, it was only towards the end of his spell that the ball began to be released with venom. He did pick up a crucial wicket with Kenner taking the catch at mid-on ' a bittersweet feeling for Ellison who watched Kenner put down a few against UNSW, including the one that hit him in the nose.

(Jason Russel-Jones in action)

Millar's spell ended (1/7 from 8 overs) and Thompson, who was brought into the Colts as people shuffled up grades to replace Simmons, was given the opportunity to continue attacking. Although the runs flowed from his bowling (3/67 from 13), on three occasions he picked up crucial wickets and turned the game back in the Colts favour. It was obvious to all there that he has put in some hard work at training to gain greater consistency in his line and length.

Emerson took a good high catch from Thompson, the ball fizzing as it came down, and then picked up his first wicket this season with a lovely inswinger that collected most of the stumps and none of the bat on the way through. Millar put down a tough chance low and to his left whilst fielding in the slips and Auburn went to the break at 5/119.

There was little chance of Auburn chasing the runs but the Colts had to pick up another five wickets to collect the points. Sajdeh got a brief spell, searching for a cheap wicket, and was replaced by JRJ, who kept it tight but wasn't able to create the chance necessary. Mahaffey was brought on and kept the pressure on from one end whilst Thompson bowled from the other.

A partnership began to form and the Colts went twenty precious overs without a wicket. Mahaffey (1/38 from 12 overs) and Parfett (1/34 from 13 overs) both looked threatening, getting some extra bounce and the batsmen never looked comfortable, but it wasn't until Thompson collected the top of off stump as a batsman played back to a fuller ball that the Colts got the breakthrough they needed. Tweety then took a good catch at slip as the other batsman attempted to sweep Thompson and this brought two new batsmen to the crease.

(Sunny gets a spell)

Emerson (1/39 from 10 overs) had a second spell replacing Parfett and whilst creating a couple of opportunities, balls fell short or wide of fielders. A double bowling change, with only 11 overs left before stumps saw the ball passed to Millar and Ellison. Millar (1/13 from 11 overs) had a couple of balls fall short of the slips and gully and another couple fall agonisingly wide of the short leg fielder as he tested the batsmen with some deliveries in at the body.

With so many runs on the board it was possible for Tweety to set attacking fields throughout the day and it was Ellison (3/14 from 7.1 overs) who capitalised on the opportunity immediately after being handed the ball. Not unlike Matt Michael, who has a reputation in the top grade for cleaning up the tail, Ellison picked up the final three wickets in nine balls. The first was a skyed catch that the keeper ran out to square leg to take. The second was a well judged catch at mid-off by Sajdeh and the last a flick off the legs to Thompson at mid-wicket.

Celebrations began immediately for the Colts.

It must be mentioned that from his position down at fine leg, Millar noticed that after the first of Ellison's three wickets, the Auburn team walked around the ground to where the covers were kept and began to straighten out the hessian and roll out the big tarpaulin.

(Mark Thompson) 

Little faith.

But they could never be accused of having blind faith. Their actions assured them a speedy exit from the ground after their decision to prepare the covers early was justified by Ellison's spell of bowling.

It was a good win by the Colts, who dominated most of the sessions throughout the two days. Catching was greatly improved but ground fielding left a little to be desired on occasions. Congratulations to JRJ for his century the previous week, along with the three fifties from other players, and Thompson and Ellison for their crucial spells of bowling that assured the Colts of victory.

Just for the record, the fielding competition between Sticks, Sunny and JRJ, which saw them running across the outfield like men possessed, has been confirmed. The points are 4, 3, 3 respectively. No further comments will be entertained on this matter.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts report Round 4 Day 1

Colts report Round 4 Day 1

Regrets' I've had a few

Today there were 4.

The first was that the Colts haven't had much batting practice out in the centre. We have chased in every game and the top 3 have done the job. Whilst we were able to post 9/334 today, it defiantly showed that the lower order had yet to see the centre strip this season.

(Jason Russell-Jones)

The second was that I will miss the $100 I put down on Tweety not batting before Christmas. Batting first this week it was almost inevitable that he would make it to the centre.

The third was not being around in the 80's to see Tweety craft some big scores up in the top grade for Gordon. After finishing 50* today, in which there was barely a rash stroke, it was rumoured that he said 'it's just like riding a bike, you never forget how'. I bet that he has forgotten just how much work goes into scoring those runs ' but his muscles will be reminding him for a few days to come.

The fourth is that the Webmaster was absent from the game - a day in which there was much for the Colts to be proud. JRJ knocked up the ton he had been promising and Hanlon, Rabone and Tweety all made 50's.

It was a good day for Gordon Colts with many more priceless memories being created.

The day started off well with Tweety winning the toss for the second match in a row and much to our delight he elected to bat and keep the Colts out of the sweltering heat. Kenner and Sajdeh strode to the crease just as Ellison arrived to the ground.

There is a case of beer in that (very) late arrival.

Kenner (9) was caught trying to pull and Sajdeh (24) looked set and scoring freely before again being bowled, this time by an inswinging yorker. This brought Rabone and Hanlon to the crease. In quick time they both brought up classy 50's with a well balanced display of powerful shot-making, exquisite timing and finesse. Hanlon is very useful with the willow and the ball flew to the boundary numerous times as he outpaced Rabone who had a 20 run start to bring up his 50 before the break.

Tweety and Parfett have been installed as the opening umpiring combination, but as the heat got to them Kenner and Millar relieved them. Much to the delight of Millar who had spent a couple of hours listening to the self-proclaimed 'only official scorer in the Metro Cup' regale him with internet forum gossip from the Umpiring and Scorers homepage.

Enthralling.

Umpire Millar only lasted a couple of overs before having to rush back to strap on the pads. Kenner then adjudged Hanlon (50) to be adjacent to the stumps as he was rapped on the pads (although it may have been a little high, it was refreshing to see a dismissal given; especially after the last game ' Hanlon mightn't think so). JRJ strode to the crease and made a good start before loosing his senior partner, Rabone (50), the over before tea with a lazy shot to gully.

4/153 and the Colts were looking in a strong position but needed a steadying partnership after the loss of a couple of quick wickets before lunch. JRJ and Millar provided that. It was a shame that Millar (19) was just looking to capitalise on a solid start and had begun to place balls into gaps when he was caught behind. Ellison (0) followed quickly.

Enter Tweety. (Goodbye $100) Although for the first few balls he looked a little rusty, it was understandable. He was just grateful that he was still able to see them.

Especially after he took one on the forehead at midwicket a couple of weeks ago.

From that point forward, little missed the middle of the bat. Pull shots, cover drives, straight drives, glances and even quick(ish) running between the wickets.

Much the same, and more, could be said for JRJ's fabulous century. All the shots were played and although there were a few miscalculated runs through gully it was great to witness the innings that he had been promising for ages.

Many people say that you don't remember the hard work you put in at school and it is all the other things you that you look fondly look back on. Well in JRJ's case, it is almost certain the century will be remembered more readily than the HSC exams that he is currently sitting. A committed member of the Gordon Club it was a pleasure to finally see him make that big score especially during the middle of his exams.

Although it was easy to forget his knock, amidst the commotion of Tweety being out in the centre aptly supporting him, it shows that the commitment he puts into training is paying big dividends.

It is something for all club members to take note of.

Tweety gave JRJ a license to swing at anything after he brought up his hundred. It only lasted a short while and after blasting a couple of the head of the bowler JRJ departed for 109.

With only a few overs until the close of play, Emerson (1) and Parfett (5) went in search of quick runs and were able to support Tweety to his half century which he brought up in the last over of the day.

Much to the delight of the crowd and the bewilderment of Tiddles back at Killara.

The only trouble Mahaffey gave the scorers was how exactly to spell his name, but being 0* he could still post a few if Tweety decides to push for his hundred next week.

He will need a couple more pairs of gloves and a new cap if he is to do so. Sweat was pouring out of him at a phenomenal rate. He will be sore tomorrow.

It was a good day all round for the Colts against the strongest bowling attack yet. Next week will be tough and the bowlers need to keep the ball up to the bat. Square boundaries are short and the outfield is fast. All chances must be taken to ensure we get points from this game after being robbed by the weather last week.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH.

Dave Millar

Colts report Round 3

Colts report Round 3

It just wasn't Cricket

For those that think that Makybe Diva is sure thing of winning a third Melbourne Cup, it is a shame that the satchel swingers have again shortened its odds after it cleaned up at Mooney Valley.

But there is still hope. If you are looking for a good value bet in the next couple of weeks, I recommend that you go and see Tiddles. Not for one of those horses that Hornet wants to co-own but to place a bet on Dave Gray.

(Tweety the umpire)

The safe money bet is for Tweety not to wield the willow out in the centre before Christmas. Its great value at 30-1 and is sure to shorten once word gets out on exactly how he managed avoiding the centre strip this weekend; especially after the numerous photos the Webmaster took of him umpiring and conspiring to do anything else but bat.

Saturday 10:24am

After a frustrating week in the field, the Colts were looking forward to spending a long day occupying the crease and chasing a modest total set by Burwood Briars. Kenner and Hanlon, the incumbent pair, arrived early, along with Millar, to inspect the pitch.

They noticed three things awry and it began to dawn on them that the day wasn't going to go exactly to plan. Not one of the Burwood team had materialised. Tweety wasn't there (believe you me; he is punctual ' spurred on by the rousing address JOF delivered at training). But most worryingly, there was no pitch prepared.

A critical part of the oval for a cricketer, usually a crisp light brown, was a decidedly lush green colour. It was obvious Tweety had put money on himself not to bat before Christmas and had pulled the covers up over night allowing the grass to flourish in the moonlight' but that wouldn't explain the other team not turning up.

It quickly became apparent, when Tweety arrived, that he had not played a part in the lack of preparation of a wicket and that he was as annoyed as the rest of us.

Saturday 10:50am

Despite Falky being the supersub, and consequently making way for Ellison as he returned from duties in 5th Grade, the Colts team from last week had arrived (barring Thompson who was serving a Saturday detention ' despite Stobo's every effort to persuade the school otherwise). There was not a Burwood player in sight and it was obvious they had been informed earlier of the state of affairs out in the centre.

A courtesy call to the club or captain would have been nice.

Last week this report was censored by the editorial powers.The Colts had been gravely disappointed by some of the aspects of the game and these grievances were only heightened this week by the frustration of the situation. It should be followed up.

The outfield was dry and the weather had been reasonable the past couple of days. It seems a shame we were unable to get a game.

Saturday 11:15am

The benefit of players living in the vicinity of the ground means a camera is always close by, even if the photos are not sanctioned by the Webmaster himself. Sensing the opportunity, Hanlon was driven home to grab a camera and a few snaps of the pitch (and the team) were taken.

Sitting on top of the table at the beginning of the round, the Colts can further be disappointed if points are not awarded.

Saturday 11:35am

As we left the ground, disenchanted, one can only hope the upcoming game will be more enjoyable, played in a spirit in which those around Gordon have become accustomed.

Remember, 'Tweety not to bat before Christmas'. If the top order complies runs and we hold all our catches in the field those odds will continue to shorten. Get in early as the Colts are looking like a top unit.

UP GORDON GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Note*

The Gordon Cricket Club is very disappointed with the spirit of cricket not displayed by Burwood Brairs in the Metropolitan Cup and a protest will be considered.  

 

Colts report Round 3

Colts report Round 3

Tales from Yesteryear

As we stepped out onto a lush Ron Routley Oval it was noticeable that Knight wasn't present. Not because anyone actually cared (after his hundred last week, he deserved the promotion) but M Falk was in his creams at the beginning of a game. Not just to fill in.

Tweety and Falk in the same team. Legends have arisen from much less.


Tweety broke with tradition, obviously trying to impress the old club coach, and won the toss. He sent them in on a pitch that had a few damp patches but otherwise looked in good nick.

Early on in the piece there were discussions between Falk and Tweety (both hidden in the slips and gully) on Frogan's article published recently. I was privileged to be at slip as the two recounted many a day of cricket played between Manly and Gordon. Julian really does look like a carbon copy of Paul - but plays for the better side.

On a personal note, I was miffed that Frogan cites only 9 wins from the last 9 matches played. A journalist of such great (self proclaimed) talents should conduct greater research. For anyone around the ground this week would know that for the past three week the Colts have turned in strong performances that would cut it with those in higher grades. (2 wins from 2 played and on top of the table ' hope that saves some research time for you Frogan).

The thesis was submitted and so this week a different approach will be taken.

The Good Section

The Colts put in a great effort for the entire 74 overs that we were out in the field, with the bowlers tirelessly pounding the pitch and extracting movement and bounce.

Parfett and Emerson opened up and kept the bowling tight. Millar was brought on after 11 overs and in his second picked up a regulation wicket through to Hanlon behind the stumps. Parfett was finally rewarded for a gritty spell in which he dominated from the get-go and Burwood was looking shaky at 2/40 from 20 overs.

Emerson was swung around to the other end, but it wasn't until Ranney (1/16 from 4) replaced Millar did another wicket fall. Rod MacDonald, in his first game back, took a good wicket to go into lunch having them 4/90.

Parfett (2/30 from 16) and Thompson (1/17 from 7) opened up after lunch and both picked up early wickets to have them 6/96 and the Colts in a commanding position. Whilst Parfett toiled away at a good line and length, Thompson had trouble with his grip and sent a few loose ones down that were punished (either by the batsman or the umpire). This brought about a double change and M Falk was brought to the crease.

From ball one it was on a length, constantly rapping the batsmen on the pads in what could only be described as 'adjacent' to the stumps. Falky's best endeavours could not get a decision and resorted to getting a catch at mid off and a reeling leg stump to get his two wickets.

Millar (2/49 from 20) had a battle all afternoon, bowling 20 overs and having a couple of slips catches dropped. MacDonald (2/11 from 3.4) picked up the last with a great catch by Hanlon, diving backwards and juggling a top edge before hugging it to his chest.

The Stags went into bat.

The Bad Section

Although we dismissed Burwood for just under 170, there are still many places in which we can improve. Again catching has let us down and let them off the hook. Although there were no incidents like last week in which people were injured, catches that should have been taken were grassed.

Whilst I struggle to call myself a bowler, I can tell you that it is incredibly frustrating to see catches dropped. We have been lucky so far, our lapse last week didn't cost us the game, but our missed opportunities this week could do so.

It does provide some entertainment though; Dave Gray made up for coping one in the face last week by taking a good catch at second slip. However, he was extra special later. A full length dive had Tweety horizontal at least a metre off the ground!!! Unfortunately for the same bowler as last week, he grassed it. I reckon he might pull up a little sore after that one.

A couple of missed runout opportunities could also hurt later in the game. This all comes down to putting in some hard yards at training. I continue to stress the importance of using those resources we have at the club. Fielding is something we can all improve on.

The Ugly Section

Having dismissed Burwood, it was the job of the openers to see off 6 overs at the end of the day so that we would be set up for the run chase next week. Unfortunately, Sadjeh succumbed to their opening bowler and this left Hanlon and Kenner to see off the remaining four overs. Which they did so without further incident.

It was a shame that Sunny was dismissed. He oozes talent but just can't cop a break at the moment. It seemed all the not outs went Burwood's way and this was frustrating for Sunny. 

It will come, mate.

This Colts team has already shown grit and determination. That big score is just an innings away.

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

 

 

 

 

 

Colts Report Round 2

Colts Report Round 2

Colts Report vs Uni NSW 

Last week the report was critiqued by those that have editorial power and the feedback was that last week's Colts report wouldn't look out of place being submitted as a thesis. There were two ways to progress from that point; briefly summarise another convincing win, this time over UNSW, or give a blow by blow description of the events that unfolded through the day.

(Craig Knight acknowledges his century)

I chose the later.

In thesis style.

Abstract:

In a match of significantly higher standard than last week, Gordon Colts notched up a second victory under David Gray in as many matches. Craig Knight starred with the bat, supported aptly by 'Sticks' Kenner and helped Gordon make 5/243 (50 overs). Fry and Millar picked up three wickets a piece to bowl UNSW out for 214.

Introduction:

After a successful start to the season against a lacking Lindfield team, the Colts knew this week would be a much more difficult assignment. UNSW had previously disposed of a strong Sydney Uni team and the boys knew they were in for a challenge. Applying themselves to a tried an tested warm-up (from Tweety's era) the Colts were once again ready for the skipper to lose the toss ' this time to be sent in on a pitch that was dry and already starting to crumble.

Method:

Sadjeh and Kenner forced their way out to the middle, amidst the squalor of gale force winds. Kenner was late to the middle, having to put extra weight in his shoes to keep on the ground. Unfortunately, Sadjeh (9) was caught short trying to run on a fumble by the keeper and Knight came to the crease at 1/22. The next thirty overs saw a partnership of in excess of 150 until Kenner fell for 78.

(Craig Knight during his innings)

After a rough decision last week, the ledger was defiantly settled well and truly in 'Sticks' favour ' being dropped 3 times. He made UNSW pay dearly and started to look in good nick before being soundly caught on the 4th attempt. Hanlon (22) appeared at the crease and, with Knight suffering from fatigue, a big Friday night and a sore calf, pushed Knight for every run they could squeeze from the opposition before he was cleaned up by a ball that kept low.

With two overs to go Millar made his way onto the ground and next ball was able to congratulate Knight as he lifted one over covers for 4 to bring up a well deserved century. Amidst a flurry of big shots, Knight (102) was caught and Ellison (1) played all around one on the last ball, hoping to loft one through cow corner.

Halfway through and the Colts looked in good touch ' just under 5 an over and a strong bowling line-up bolstered by Chris Parfett.

A quick stop up at Randwick to sample the local cuisine and hear Tiddles complain about the abundance of prissy coffee shops and then back to David Philips to see James Ellison pick up where he left off last week, extracting an edge in the early overs which was snaffled by Hanlon down to his right. A second came as the giant Parfett, completely dwarfing his brother, induced another edge to the keeper.

(Greg Hanlon in action at UNSW)

Millar took two quick wickets, bowled and LBW, had a catch dropped and then another ferocious appeal for LBW dismissed. The score was 4/36 and the Colts looked on top. Fry and Ranny applied pressure in the middle overs, both snaring terrific catches from their own bowling.

Not being anywhere near a card carrying member of the bowling union, let alone the spin bowlers' union (don't think I have enough credit on my mobile for that kind of commitment ' nor willing English county women to get my leg over) it always surprises me how much further a bowler is prepared to go to take a return catch.

At this point our catching did let us down. Kenner was shaky under the high ball all day. The win was gusty and the poor boy was blown about all afternoon. Seeing a third catch come his way and being determined to keep hold of this one, Kenner got everything behind it ' except his hands. The result ' one straight to the honker and the claret ran freely down his shirt. A UNSW player, obviously a recent medical graduate administered the necessary first aid and Kenner was back on his feet.

UNSW needed 60 from the last 6 overs with only 2 wickets in hand. Millar was brought back into the attack and had one lofted in the direction of midwicket ' Tweety Town. Straight through the hands and cracked him across the forehead. Blood flowed and the long awaited return to cricket was looking like it could be cut down in its prime. Tiddles spent the remaining 5 overs keeled over on the sideline in hysterics. If only the Webmaster had not left after taking photos of Tweety's umpiring and had stayed around to get this on film. PRICELESS.

(Tweety signalling something...is it a no ball...bowling with a bent arm...or maybe half a four...we will never know)

Needless to say, the last two wickets were wrapped up and the Gordon song was sung with increased gusto. A job well done boys.

Results:

Gordon Colts are 2 wins from 2 matches placed under skipper Gray. Injured list includes Kenner ' massive blow to the nose ' and Gray ' copped one on the forehead. Tiddles will be in stitches for weeks and weeks. A story for the ages that one is.

Discussion:

Fielding must improve. One match it will prove crucial. Use the fabulous resources we have at our disposal. Michael Falk and Steve Thomlinson are always more than willing to help. It is always a great feeling to take that diving catch or run that bloke out. So get out there and make the most of those guys' experience.

Conclusion:

UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Dave Millar

Colts Report Round 1

Colts Report Round 1

Colts Report v Lindfield

(Sorry, no photos available. The Colts were finished before the Webmaster could get there!!) 

Those in attendance were treated to a performance fitting of the first win for the Gordon Club in any grade in season 2005/06.

Lindfield 66 (38 Overs) were defeated by Gordon 1/70 (16.2 Overs). A truly convincing display.

(Dave Gray at pre-season practice)

In a game that was widely heralded as the most eagerly awaited game in the past 20 years, David Gray was finally given the all clear from the team doctor and, after an enforced layoff of many, many a year, Tweedie lead the newly formed Colts team to a convincing victory over a Lindfield side that put up little resistance.

Perhaps the fines that JOF was threatening 2nd Grade has rubbed off in the lower grades or perhaps it was the willingness of the new blood in this Gordon outfit, but every member of the Gordon team arrived before the first sighting of the blue and gold from Lindfield. This seemed to set the empathic tone for the day.

A quick introductory season, in which new members of the club were welcomed and Tweedie laid down the rules, quickly turned into a warm up ' with Tweedie taking the bat of course.

Much to Tiddles' delight, who remarked that 'things haven't changed much in 20 odd years'.

The only disappointing part of the captain's play was that he failed to call the coin toss correctly and the Lindfield captain took no time in strapping on the pads and marching out to bat on what was a reasonable pitch for the first match of the new season.

The first few overs would be crucial in not only setting the tone for the match but more importantly for the rest of the season. A goal was set ' keep the Lindfield side to less than 25 of the first 10. With a boundary to one side that saw a conventional gully standing on the fence, this goal may have seemed a little optimistic.

It was in fact a much attainable goal; led by a fantastic opening spell from John Emerson and Mike McDermott who kept them contained to just 22 from the first 10. Whilst John was unlucky not to have one of the openers out early ' a regulation catch behind the stumps grassed ' it was the new Gordon keeper Greg Hanlon who wrapped his mitts around a tough chance of James Ellison's bowling to remove the first of the scratchy openers.

Dave Millar, brought on to replace Emerson, was keen to charge in against an old mate from back at school. After an infuriating number of plays and misses outside the off stump it was decided the batsmen should begin his shot well before the ball was in the keeper's gloves ' unlike his previous attempts. To this effect he spooned one back to the bowler and Millar had his mate out caught and bowled.

From 22 without loss, it was quickly 3 down for very few more, with Tweedie plucking one out of the air at 2nd slip. It just goes to show that class has remained with that man for many a year ' although he quickly claimed that he didn't see the ball coming.

A lesson learnt early by the colts side was that bowling in partnerships, consistent with the line and length, not only makes it easy for the captain to set fields, but will quickly lead to wickets.

A lesson that can sometimes be all too hastily forgotten at more senior levels.

To this effect, whilst Millar was toiling away at one end, putting ball after ball past the outside edge to one batsman that frustratingly found his way to that end each over, Ellison continued to pick up wickets. 5 in total. A good catch being taken at 'regulation' gully, resting on the boundary. Had he missed it, it would have been 6!

It must be said that the combined age of 5 wickets would have only just surpassed that of Tweedie; with most of the young men a little taller than the stumps themselves. Nevertheless, 5 for 5 is a memory to treasure.

A confident shout for LBW that was taking nothing but middle stump about three quarters of the way up was turned down by the Lindfield lad much to the dismay of Millar, who had begun to get the ball to nip back and now beat the inside edge of the SAME batsman he had been bowling to for what seemed like hours. He just couldn't get bat on ball.

Bowling in partnerships was all the rage, at least from Millar's perspective, who ended up with tight 1-14 from his 10, as he watched AJ Fry, the big New Zealander, pick up the same batsman with a very questionable LBW decision the very next over. At 7 for mid 40's, Gordon looked in a commanding position and it quickly became even more so as a rank long hop was missed and bowled the next Lindfield batsmen.

At this point a little bit of casualness crept into Gordon's play 'perhaps it was the omen of Tiddles returning from 1st Grade to see how his old sparing partner was holding up, especially from those who had been kept quiet in the field. Two run out chances were missed, both had two batsmen up the one end. A little bit of thought needs to go into our fielding. Throws need to go over the top of the stumps and in many instances a throw into the gloves is just as effective as a direct hit; especially when both batsmen are arguing at one end.

Whilst AJ picked up another, and set the foundation for another large haul this season (3/5 from 7 overs), the introduction of Mark Thompson meant that Lindfield would only face two more balls before being dismissed for 66 in the 38th over.

After the lunch break, which saw many a Colts' member make the quick trip to Killara to see Simmons make his maiden ton for Gordon, Sunil Sajdeh and McDermott began to hunt down the meagre total set by Lindfield. Although there was an early hiccup with McDermott playing at a wide one and being caught behind, Sajdeh and Knight steered the Colts home in record time, punishing anything that wasn't on a good length and scampering quickly between wickets. Sajdeh (32*) and Knight (30*) was all that Gordon needed to pass the 66 set by Lindfield.

Whilst Sam Ranney was unfortunate to see little of the action on the field, he spent much of the match furiously sucking on lozenges to make sure this sore throat would hold up to the team song to be sung by the majority for their first time. Knight has always been organised, religiously carrying toilet paper, extra creams, and any matter of useless items in his kit. This week he printed the Club song in anticipation of a victory. Such foresight and planning.

As the Koola change room reverberated to the sound of the Gordon song, it was noticeable that the team had already begun to gel. If further proof was needed, the whole team proceeded to travel to Killara Oval to watch the 1st Grade side play Blacktown and sink a few cold beers in the process.

Men, University of NSW will be a very different prospect, and whilst it was great to get a win under our belt, the intensity in the field must be lifted. The two run out chances missed, whilst not costly in this instance, could prove crucial and lead to the team chasing leather all afternoon. Fielding is something that we can all improve on and with Thomo there to help each week at training, there should be no excuse for players not to be showing a marked improvement throughout the season.

Congratulations on a great start to the season. It is great to get off to a flyer, but it is early days yet. Let's keep the victories coming

Up Gordon, Get Fah You Bah!


Dave Millar

 

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 05/06

Poidevin Gray Shield Match Reports 05/06

The Poidevin Gray Shield is an age competition for grade clubs for players under 21 years of age.

The Poidevin Gray matches are played on a Sunday and is generally played over 7 rounds with a final for the top two placed teams.

Poidevin Gray match reports for 2005/6 season are provided below:

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 7

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 7

Poidevin Gray vs Parramatta

The under 21s arrived at Old Kings for the last round of the competition only to be informed that captain and fearless leader Hinton would not be playing after succumbing to a virus. Digga Dowsley got the call half way through a brekkie he was unable to complete, his mind racing with the boundless opportunities captaining would present him.

(Reece Bombas acknowledges his century)

He passed the first test, a good warm up was completed compounded by a win of the toss and the junior stags were batting. Justin Waller the first to fall in his debut appearance, he was followed shortly by Benny Garratt out caught behind in his last game. Dowsley and Bombas were moving things along nicely until Digga nicked one down the leg side off the newly introduced spinner, out for 29.

Dan Richtor's brother or EMO (Elliot Richtor) as he likes to be called joined Bomber and set about upping the run rate. For a youngster he must be unfit because he refused to run more than singles choosing instead to try and belt the ball to the boundary, albeit with his usual timing and style. He survived this way until on 30 he was caught at long off going for one too many.

(Ellior Richtor at Parramatta)

This brought Peace (Matt Makepeace) to the crease 'fresh' from the D&D ball the night before. Unsurprisingly he too was keen to minimise his running. The bowlers obliged him either bowling a good rock or a long hop, which he smoked to or over the boundary. On 32 the peacemaker was caught at mid on driving hard and flat.

All the while the bomber was doing what he does best, placing the ball and working hard for every run. He passed his fifty and with the departure of Peace was joined by the newly and justifiably promoted Schweens (Will Sweeney) who dinked the ball around for 12 before his dismissal. Michael came and went feeling 2 was a big enough contribution to make. The muppet (Nick Medcalf) followed Michael and according to him saw Bomber to his maiden ton for the stags. Medcalf finished not out 15 Bomber out on the last ball for a match winning 106 which was enjoyed by all especially the big man himself, Lenny Bombas a top bloke and constant fixture at all of Bomber's games, wisely choosing to drive his son down the F3 each week rather than throwing him the keys.

Having played a fair amount of cricket with the bomber over his two years with the stags I feel confident in commenting on his progress from a bat with potential who was good for 30 every game to a batsman who has reassessed the way he approaches his game. No longer relying on just talent, he has become a more mature and reliable batsman and cricketer as a whole. Bomber has developed a better sense for the game, which can only come with spending time in the middle in a variety of conditions and situations. This has been evident in his last three innings in third grade, which have all produced half centuries and has been capped off with a well deserved ton on Sunday, well done bomber.

(David Michael at Parramatta)

The lunch interval was highlighted by round two of Bochi at Old Kings. Digga having the inside running given he was present for round one when second grade played Parramatta earlier in the year. He is an interesting one Digga he throws overarm right handed but underarm left handed, go figure. Unfortunately for the competition it seems to work Digga triumphant followed by Garratt then Michael in a respectable third. Garratt appeared happy with himself but was a little quieter coming off at the end of the day after being humbled by Michael in the real competition 2-1, better luck next time Benny.

Parramatta got their innings of to a good start, a couple of dropped catches marring an otherwise solid fielding performance and allowing a 80 run opening stand. Chris Lee provided the first two breakthroughs following some good observations from Garratt. Medcalf claimed wicket number three. The run rate had slowed with the falling of wickets but Parramatta was still in a comfortable position. Emo and Michael bowled in tandem the pressure building in the middle with Digga's ring field proving hard to penetrate, this was added to by the constant remonstration coming from the grandstand.

(Reece Bombas hits the run to get his century)

Emo was rewarded for bowling full and straight two wickets both clean bowled as the batsmen tried to play across the line. The second falling for the sucker punch Garratt being dropped back to the fence leaving just the mid on in the circle on the leg side, Emo bowling an off stump line, the batsmen looked to work it into the massive gap on leg and missed, Emo didn't.

By the forty-fifth over Parramatta were nine down needing some where in the range of 8-9 an over Emo finishing with 3-32 of his 8, Michael 3-33 off his 10. The last wicket as it so often does proved difficult to take with some clean hitting for the number nine taking the bonus point away from us. Ling claimed the tenth pole with Peace taking the last of his three catches to add to an earlier stumping, to give the stags the win and valuable club championship points. Digga one from one as skip.

On behalf of the PG's squad for 05/06 I would like to thank Clive and Jan Hinton for their work as managers throughout the season it has been much appreciated by all the boys, as has Dick Huey's scoring and the ever present support of the most bronzed off all selectors T. Wilson

David Michael

(Photos Courtesy Michael Michael)

As this was David Michael's report he (modestly) didn't add anything about his bowling. Tiny Wilson would like the following added:

"David Michael bowled the best spell of spin bowling that I have witnessed this season. He dropped on the spot from his 1st over, showed superb flight, turned a little and did not bowl any short deliveries in his whole spell."

Well done David...Tiddles

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 6

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 6

Poidevin Gray Vs Mosman

The Gordon boys arrived at Killara keen to turn there season around. Unfortunately it slumped to a new low when we were beaten convincingly by Mosman. Hinton won the toss and elected to bat on a wicket which looked to have a bit of live in it but with temperatures soaring he thought it would be a good wicket if we got through the new ball onslaught.

Unfortunately this was not to be due some good bowling and some poor shots and Gordon were reduced to 9 for 80 with Bomber being the only one to show any sort of resistance. Thankfully Will Sweeney continued his good form and along with debutant Chris Lee managed to put on 50 for the last wicket to give ourselves a fighting to chance.

130 at the half way mark and the boys were confident we could knock Mosman over. Unfortunately the wicket had settled down and they knocked off the runs 4 down in the 33rd over. Nick Medcalf was his ever reliable self bowling a tight 8 over spell and was rewarded with two wickets. Dave Michael took a pole and Chris Lee grabbed one. Special mention must go to Chris Lee who batted and bowled well on debut.

One game left boys, lets fire up and a get a win to finish the season. We owe it to ourselves, the club and the academy to put in a much improved effort this Sunday.

Sam Hinton

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Poidevin Gray Report Rd 4

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 4

Poidevin Gray Report vs Sydney University

The PG's squadron assembled bright and early on Sunday morning with the clear objective to improve on a poor last start with a victory over the SUCCer's.

Having endured a frustrating loss to the Students the day before in reserve grade, the 'coastal connection' demonstrated their eagerness for action by arriving some 20 minutes prior to Captain Puppet's ridiculously early expected arrival time (or perhaps they'd just left too early, or was it Lenny's lead right foot?).

(Nick Dowsley during his 94 at Killara)

Len's inclusion as driver was a welcome return for this scribe, having spent the previous afternoon somewhat bewildered for the length of the F3 as Dildo and Bombas quizzed each other on celebrities they would or wouldn't sleep with. Many names were floated and surprisingly enough, the only name to be deemed a 'no' from both parties was Mel Gibson- and it was hesitant at that!

Back at the ground, anticipation turned fever pitched as thoughts switched to the impending clash. After a poor performance in the previous away encounter, the top 5 were committed to maintaining their unbeaten home record in the pre-match football (soccer) match against the bottom six, who had stolen victory the match-up before. Needless to say the top six's expansive total football was too much for their ill-prepared combatants- two plays one gentlemen! Kudos to Dazzler for his inspirational efforts throughout.

Meanwhile at the cricket, the skipper, true to form, lost his third toss from as many attempts, and the Stags would be in the field.

The young Stags commenced well with Gos(Ling) removing an overly enterprising Student who (in hindsight) perhaps should have allowed himself the luxury of the 22 yards afforded him, rather than drastically shortening his odds by walking at the Big Bird.

(Sam and Nick show how well they run together) 

What followed was a commanding innings by the Uni first drop who posted an unbeaten 106. Although this innings dominated the 50 overs, the Stags did well to contain the Students to 236, who at one point appeared to be heading beyond 260.

The bowling and fielding was determined throughout, however at times it drifted from the appropriate line and length, and some bowlers paid the maximum toll- a few too many 'HORNS' for this scribe's liking.

The Captain successfully hid himself (and his elbow) in the field for the majority of the innings until he pounced on a late order run out, the first of which he would be involved in that day- more on that later.

Bowling honours went to Dowsley (3/42 off 10), Will (3/ 43 off 10), and Josh Ling with 1/28 off 10. Dowsley was particularly effective against his former club mates, prompting one observation that it 'was the first time he'd been too quick' (for a batsman) in some time.

(The Peace back in form)

The more youthful Richtor also provided able support to the attack after discovering that 'half tracker' was not his ideal length. He's a quick learner El, and we have seen glimpses of his undeniable potential in the last two PG's fixtures- definitely a player to watch out for (not just a pretty face, eh?).

During the luncheon interval, significant home town support gathered at the ground in anticipation of the chase ahead- The majority of this was made up of the Garratt rent-a-crowd who were particularly looking forward to the prospect of an early over assault from their hero and his Dazzling opening partner.

However it was not to be their, or Gordon's, afternoon.

Determined to improve upon their last match start, Bobby Dazzler was caught at first slip on the last ball of the first over, and the Garratt rent-a-crowd was devastated when their hero was struck outside the line, however still adjudged LBW on the first ball of the next (Hawkeye analysis provided by S. Hinton)

2 for 2. Not what we'd anticipated.

The Captain and Elroy went about resurrecting the innings with a delightful partnership, especially enjoyed by the crowd viewing the proceedings over the freshly manicured Killara hedge (May Reg's claim to the best hedge-job in the club be under threat?)

Unfortunately, the skipper's involvement in his second run-out for the day saw the third wicket fall, as Sam's stay at the crease came to a premature close.

As he had the previous day, Dowsley played magnificently, timing an array of seemingly effortless cover and on-drives, cuts and pull strokes. His 94 held the innings together and he was ably supported by firstly Hinton (21), then Bombas (20) and an entertaining (return to form?) 35 from the Peacemaker.

With the required rate beyond nine an over, the hope's of the assembled Gordon faithful were boosted by the return of the (in)famous Makepeace slap over mid-on and whip over square, both earning maximum rewards.

Unfortunately however, wickets continued to fall at regular intervals and the total was always just beyond our grasp, all out for 216 in the 49th.

The PG's now have one win from three matches and although out of touch with the competition leaders, will regroup in the hunt for pride and all important club championship points over the remaining rounds.

(Old man wiz Marty)

P.S. On behalf of the 'future of the club', I'd like to pass on congratulations and best wishes to retiring club stalwart Marty Reynolds who himself was the future of the club way back when in the 80's. The majority of the PG's squad has played with Old Man Wiz over the past few years (some riding shotgun in his very own Ferrari) and collectively we have learned volumes from him about the game of cricket and the way in which it was intended to be played (and celebrated!).

No doubt we'll see Marty down old Chatswood way in the not too distant future.

PS. I wonder how many members of the current PG's squad will still be playing for the GDCC in 25 years time?

Ben Garratt.

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 3

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 3

Poidevin Gray Report

GORDON vs RANDWICK-PETERSHAM

The young stags arrived at Petersham oval looking to carry on the joyous mood that was created at the Christmas party. Warm up was always going to be a relaxed affair, however not that relaxed that you warm up in your circuit kit though dazzle. This left a few onlookers saying 'what about the dazzle?' but not in the same nostalgic tone that selector Wilson says it. Brad had stayed at a team mate's house the night before and his clothes were late in arriving.

(David Michael in action)

S.J Hinton called incorrectly and the stags were inserted on an overcast day on a very green batting wicket. This coupled with some very good bowler (and some not so good batting) managed to reduce Gordon to 5 for 26. The top five batsmen were all dismissed caught behind the wicket in single figures. However luckily Mr BOMBASTIC and Eliot ' Off the Richtor, off the richtor', managed to bat us out of this precarious position with some tremendous stroke play. The pair put on close to a hundred and showed the sort of discipline needed to succeed on a difficult wicket. Elliot made 53 while Bomber finished just short of what would have been a well deserved 50.

Now the make or break moment of the game arrived, Hinton turned to his right and said 'Plums you're my man.' However the gamble to elevate Plummer up the batting order failed with AP holding out in the deep for 1. On walking off Plummer was heard to say that 'even Michael Hussey fails every now and again', a comment which seemed to amuse a very sheepish looking selector Wilson. The remaining few overs played out with a couple of lusty blows as the stags stumbled to 9 for 145.

Sweeney and Plummer took the new ball with little affect and it was clear that a couple of hours of sunlight had flattened out the wicket. Mark Smith came on first change and bowled extremely well. He was responsible for the first three breakthroughs which gave the stags an outside chance. Dave Michael also toiled away manfully and returned the match figures of 1 for 26 off 9 overs, which was a tremendous effort considering he was bowling with a broken finger. This effort did not surprise his captain as Dave is one of only two players who have been hardened by 12 years of underage representative cricket for the club. Elliot Richtor bowled a couple of overs of handy meds while Dowsley one over went for 17. Hinton bowled one heavy delivery that was edged just over the dazzle's outstretched hand at first slip to finish of the match. The debate about the fifth bowler is very much alive TIDDLES.

(Andrew Plummer)

After the game Plums was the first to admit that he didn't live up to the hype today. It was one of those days that made Bowral seem a distant memory. However he was quite chuffed about the young lady he bought to the Christmas party and when quizzed about her, he replied 'Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.' I for one am sure Plums will bounce back and would like to run a poll on the Gordon Website:

Is Andrew Plummer a Match winner?

Yes No

Vote Now

Surely something can be arranged web master Stephenson.

All and all it was pretty dismal day, but the one shining light was the debut of young Richtor. This kid looks a good prospect and it would be wise of him to steer clear of his older brother and Dan's good time buddies.

This is only a minor hiccup in our season and I still believe that the PG'S side is finals bound. The foundations of the 10 year plan is still rock solid.

S.J. Hinton

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 1

Poidevin Gray Report Rd 1

Poidevin Gray Report vs Fairfield

The Poidevin Gray season began with a bang with Gordon easily accounting for Fairfield. As I scanned the dressing room before the game it was noticeable that a lot of the core members of 2004/05 season had moved on. Hosking, Richtor, Cashman, Sutton and Hopes were no longer among us and have been replaced by quality in the form of Rasool, Dowsley, Bombas, Smith and Mallos. This was a new look team bound by cries of effort and intensity from Medcalf.

(Andrew Plummer at Killara on Sunday)

Fairfield won the toss on a flat wicket and elected to bat. What transpired next I'm sure will be remembered for a long time to come, absolute genius at work. Strong praise I know but when I am talking about Andrew Plummer it is more than justified.

Plummer steamed in showing no ill effects from his heavy workload while resting his injured shoulder in 5th grade and within a few overs Fairfield were two down. He ended his first six over blast with 2 wickets but had sown seeds of doubt throughout the Fairfield ranks. All of this from a player who the selectors were considering leaving out due to a lack of match fitness. Thankfully I was able to twist their arm as a 75% fit Plums is still to say the least a match winner.

Plummer is an absolute captain dream and I am sure this won't be the last time that Plums makes me look good this season. While all this was going on Smithy, fresh from his magazine debut, was able to keep the pressure on from the other end. It was during this opening burst that Dave Michael, co-captain and sole survivor with me from the Gordon U'10s rep team, was able to swoop on the ball to affect a run out.

(Josh Ling lets one go)

The pressure built up from the opening burst was continued beautifully by Ling, Dowsley and Medcalf. Ling bowled superbly setting a great example of how to bowl one side of the wicket. His consistency began to wear down the Fairfield batsmen and was rewarded with the match figures of 2 for 15 off 7. Dowsley also chipped in with a wicket and by this stage Fairfield were reeling at 6 for 90 off 27. Dave Michael replaced Ling and was successful with his first delivery.

Now with Fairfield 7 down and prompted by a few of my teammates I decided to go for the kill and bring back Plums. Once again Plums didn't disappoint taking a wicket in his first over with a reverse swinging yorker. A small partnership developed which was broken by an excellent piece of fielding by Benny Garrett. Benny scooted around the boundary and whipped in a flat throw over the bails to find the Fairfield batsmen short of his ground. Dave Michael took the final wicket in the next over when a dipping, drifting off break was squeezed out to Bombas at short cover.

Fairfield all out for 145.

It was a great display of fielding lead by the surprisingly sober looking Matt Makepeace. A luxury which I am sure will prove to be a rarity.

During the lunch break a few of the Gordon boys overheard the Fairfield boys suggesting that ' Hinton was seeing the game a few balls before it happened'. Tactical genius or good luck, only time will tell.

(Reece Bombas smashes one to the mid wicket boundary)

The Gordon run chase began shakily thanks mainly to a dubious caught behind decision by club stalwart Billy Hendricks on fellow South African Brad Rasool but then again firing Stags seems to be the flavour of the month for Billy.

The advantage was wrestled back by BG who went after all the bowlers hitting them to every part of the ground. It seemed that BG had his heart set on the double bonus point. While this was going on Nick Dowsley was accumulating runs in a graceful manner, convincing the onlookers that big things are sure to come from this talented player.

I heard one very tanned selector say that he is the most talented player to come out of Grammar since Anthony Wilson, lets just hope he doesn't turn out like Tids.

(Nick Dowsley shows off his Grammar style)

Dowsley fell after a promising start and his wicket was shortly followed by BG for 65. Bombas and Hinton were left to see the team home and ensure that the bonus point was achieved. Bomber played a very technically correct innings in front of his batting coach watching in the stands. An innings which justified Len's decision for Reece to have a travelling batting coach this year.

A promising start from a promising team.

It's great to be Gordon down old Macquarie way.

Sam Hinton

 

Second Grade Match Reports 05/06

Second Grade Match Reports 05/06

The Second Grade team plays for The Albert Cup.

All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants. Points for all wins go to the club championship.

Second Grade match reports for 2005/6 season are provided below:

2nd grade report Round 15

2nd grade report Round 15

2nd Grade Report v University of New South Wales

Round 15, 6th v 7th in the 2nd Grade competition, a semi-final spot up for grabs, yet it was a game played in the very best spirit. Disappointing to lose, but a fitting atmosphere in which to finish the season.

(Stobs at UNSW)

In my years of playing Grade cricket I have always enjoyed playing against the University of New South Wales. Many good people have played for the Bumblebees, and there is a real sense of 'club' about the place.

Some outstanding men, like Jim Dixon and Jim Robson, are still putting in down the grades, and others, like Greg Livingstone, are around about. It's a club with a soul.

And it was great to be back at the Village Green ' or 'The Hive', as I heard it referred to on Saturday. It's a terrific place to play cricket. A good sized ground, for a start. Easily the best outfield we've seen all season, and probably as good as anywhere in the state. Excellent wicket, which would certainly favour the batsmen.

And, most importantly, changing rooms in which you could swing any number of cats, if that's what took your fancy.

Howitt, of course, lost the toss. It goes without saying.

In fact, I feel like a fool, reporting it.

(Hoppa at Village Green)

It's like stating that the sun came up this morning. It's like saying summer follows spring.

It's like saying that Higgins has no friends. And doesn't know how to use an apostrophe.

Not one successful toss since Christmas. Not one in 2006.

Winning premierships involves some good fortune during the season, including winning the toss from time to time. No one's fault, of course, but it goes to show how things have got to fall into place if you want to progress in the competition. But not much you can do about it.

University chose to bat. As you would.

And they got away to a good start. Nearing five an over, they capitalized on indifferent bowling lines, and missed chances.

While the ground fielding has generally been good, the side has put down a number of catches this season, which has been frustrating. And it cost us on Saturday.

The first wicket fell as the score neared 90. We were clinging on to the cliff.

(Will Sweeney at Village Green)

Then Hokin does what only Hokin can do. He leaps about 60 feet into the air and clings on to a catch with his extendable right hand. Inspector Gadget couldn't have done it better.

From the half way point, Gordon started to claw things back. Howitt bowled well, and claimed three wickets. Hokin did a good job, as did Dowsley. Still a couple of catches went down, but all in all it was commendable to restrict them 9-231.

It could have been so much worse.

Garratt certainly did his bit in the field. He doesn't miss a beat, and hasn't all season. He was dependable on the ground, and held on to a typically good catch in the deep. I can't speak for 1st Grade, but Garratt would have to be among the two or three best fieldsmen in the rest of the Club.

Despite what others say about him, I reckon he's alright.

Our turn to bat. I missed the first wicket. Getting coffees from Randwick for the Captain and the scorer towards the end of lunch. Found a very good second hand bookshop, and Livermore was out before I got back.

After that, it all plodded along a little tenderly, and we were always just off the pace. Wickets fell at the wrong times, and innings never got the momentum that it needed. The bowling was steady, as was the fielding.

(Mark Wiese shows his style)

Hokin and Bombas passed 30, and Dowsley looked good before being run out for 45, but it was not enough.

Furthermore, during the day we got the news that University had had a point reinstated, that had been taken away some time ago for slow over rates.

This was important.

I meant that a loss would not see us home on quotient; University would be a point ahead, and in the semis.

But as this was all being confirmed, wickets continued to fall, and University was in a position to get a bonus point, making it all academic anyway. As Universities do.

In the end, chasing an improbable victory, Gordon was bowled out for 183, one run shy of the target needed to prevent the bonus point going to University.

And, unknown to anyone at the ground at the time, Sutherland had picked up bonus points in their game, and would have snuck into the semis, but for the University bonus point. So it did matter in the end.

And Gordon finished 8th as a result.

There was a sense of disappointment in the room after the game. Semis are hard to reach, and we knew that we'd let an opportunity slip.

But, to be honest, our game had holes in it, and we suffered as a result. Semi final teams hold their catches, bowl tight lines, and chase down scores. We did these things well at in patches, but were too inconsistent in the second half of the season.

(There is plenty left in the old fox)

As they say in the military, defeat in detail.

But, as it was said after the match, things can't be all bad when we are not satisfied with an 8th place finish. Gordon's come a long way in the past few years. Expectations have, rightly, grown.

To Little Ed ' THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE WORK THAT YOU'VE PUT IN, ON AND OFF THE FIELD. You are a champion to play along side, and I've loved every minute of it. The energy and perspective that you've given to the Club this season has been sensational.

The 2nd Grade Premiership remains a gap in the CV, but hopefully that will be rectified in the not too far distant future.

It's just a pity that you kept bringing your father along.

And as for next season, I'm not sure what it holds at this stage. Too far off to think about.

But I am rather hoping that Higgins takes up the 2.37am offer made by the North Sydney 5th Grade captain.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report Round 14 day 2

2nd grade report Round 14 day 2

2nd Grade Report v North Sydney (Day 2)

First things first: WELL DONE, 1ST GRADE!! Back where we belong, fighting it out in the semi-finals. I know that there's still a lot to be achieved, but you have already given pride back to the Club in a way that no other team could have. And once you're in the semi-finals, amazing things can happen.

(Damon Livermore)

Now, 2nd Grade. Chasing 241, Gordon 1-9 overnight. Garratt and the nightwatchman, Wiese, at the wicket. Incidentally, Wiese, as nightwatchman, had a duty, I thought, to protect the recognised batsman (ie. Garratt) from the strike the evening before. But I seem to recall that he was in for twelve balls, took a single from the only ball he faced, and left Garratt to face the remaining eleven. Perhaps it was Garratt who was the nightwatchman '?

Either way, the pair commenced the day cautiously. North Sydney set a field not seen in Sydney since 1972, with a leg gully, a shortish backward square leg, and a squarish mid-wicket. It was a sort of mini-leg theory. But it was to no avail, as Wiese and Garratt slowly built their partnership with singles, and occasional boundaries.

All was right with the world.

(The Norths "Legside" theory)

Eventually, with the score on 82, Garratt was adjudged LBW (a little unlucky, a few observers thought). He had made a well judged 42. Wiese followed not long after lunch, with the score still on 82, but no bother. Given that he wasn't feeling the best, his 47 was impressive, and he had certainly done his job for the team. But having played with Wiese last season I, for one, wasn't in the least surprised.

Then it became the Livermore-Hokin show. It was a massacre. 261* put on for the 4th wicket ' one run shy of the 2nd Grade record, set by O'Neill-Fuller and Cashman earlier in the season, against Manly. To be honest, the bowling was not all that threatening.

The 241 was passed just before tea, and then the two really went to town, adding about 100 in the hour to 5.00pm. There was a queue of seven other players with pads on in the pavilion, and there was going to be a race to the gate if a wicket fell. Both Falks and even Wilson had padded up as well.

Admittedly the North Sydney boys weren't all that keen to be out there, but our quotient needed attention with the semi-finals looming. Furthermore, but not part of the decision to bat on after tea, I could not help but think that a few Gordon teams had probably been on the receiving end of similar hidings not all that many years ago, probably without a lot of sympathy from the opposition.

(Ben Garratt)

Livermore hit some glorious straight shots, including a powerful low drive to the southern end that hit the trees near the carpark as it was levelling out. He finished on 140*.

Hokin was a little more circumspect, and played a very good complementary role. His cover driving was a feature. He brought up his 100 with what would be the final ball of the day, and it was fitting.

Therefore, a satisfying day, although most of us did bugger all.

What happened after that, I can't report on.

Happily.

Because I left the ground.

Others didn't, and that makes me shudder.

UNSW this week. 6th playing 7th. Six point gap, and quotients fairly close.

But, with bonus points, 8th and 9th are in the hunt as well.

Although Picollo and Wilson have probably examined every permutation from every conceivable angle (what if an asteroid hits the Village Green before the 25 over mark of the second innings, and Eastern Suburbs have already won their game with a bonus point'?), put simply, to win is to put all other factors out of the equation.

(Rod Hokin digs one out)

It's as basic as that.

PS. A final word: this was, presumably, our last home game of the season. Therefore it was the last time that Pam and John Cosgrove would be on hand to help out at Killara for us. I have reported earlier in the year that they are legends, and I reiterate it here. Thanks, the Cossies ' you're great people to have around, and we've really appreciated your efforts. I hope that you've enjoyed the wins, and it was great to have John in the room at the end of the game, singing the song that he'd sung so often in his days in 1st Grade.

Richard Stobo

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2nd grade report Round 14 day 1

2nd grade report Round 14 day 1

2nd Grade Report v North Sydney (Day 1)

Odd sort of a day on Saturday. Sort of good, sort of not so good. North Sydney dismissed for 241 off 93 overs, on a flat wicket, which was alright. But it could certainly have been for less, had we held our catches. Then a wicket at the end of the day meant that we finished at 1-9.

As usual, Howitt lost the toss. No real surprises there, but he was considering bowling anyway. A 9.30am start to the warm up meant that, by 11.00am, the side already had virtually a session under its belt, so it could hit the ground running.

(Rod Hokin against Norths)

There might have been a consequence for this at 5.00pm, however, as the side was deep into the fourth session.

Connell and Sweeney opened, and bowled quite well. Connell struck early, but it was slow going.

One opener was wearing a cap. He had to be bounced. Eventually Connell did, and the batsman looked to hook. The ball skied up, and Wiese completed the 'catch'.

Not out.

Why not?

Because the ball had not hit the bat; rather it had cannoned straight in to the batsman's head.

I can't explain it. I have no doubt whatsoever that the umpire was right, but why wasn't the batsman dead? He didn't even pause between deliveries, let alone rub it.

Another bouncer a short while later was indeed skied off the bat, but fell with pinpoint accuracy between three fieldsmen ' fine leg, square leg, and the keeper. It was to be that sort of day.

(Ed Howitt at Killara against Norths)

Then a piece of Hokin brilliance. A ball was hit just behind square leg, where Hosking fielded it. The batsmen thought about a run, and Hosking had a shy at the keeper's end. He missed. The batsmen then set off for an overthrow. There was pandemonium. Hokin, backing up in the covers, picked up the ball and, from a distance of about 20 metres, threw down the stumps at the bowler's end. It was like one of those 'two stump' drills that we do endlessly, and it was terrific.

Connell took his second wicket, but then a frustrating partnership followed. Frustrating for the fact that catches were put down left right and centre. Two at slip ' one each off Howitt and Stobo ' and then a piece of Hokin unbrilliance as he dived for a ball that was coming straight to him at short cover. The same batsman each time.

Eventually Howitt made the breakthrough, by bowling the North Sydney mainstay around his legs.

It was also at about this time that Garratt introduced himself to the game. He fields well, does Garratt, and is certainly committed. He has held some very good catches in recent times. But his effort on Saturday was memorable.

(Mark Wiese is all concentration at Killara) 

Chasing to the eastern side of the ground, he realised too late that the ball was going to beat him to the fence, and therefore had no choice but to vault over it. Sadly for him, at that particular place there is very little room before a bank drops steeply down for eight or so feet.

It was spectacular. All that could be seen from the other side of the ground was a pair of legs disappearing into oblivion.

It reminded me of Joe Simpson disappearing in to the crevasse in Touching the Void.

But soon enough Garratt hopped up, dusted himself down, and clambered back onto the field of play.

Howitt's wicket was followed by another. Hokin redeemed himself by picking up not just the next one, but the three after that as well.

There was one particularly amusing one.

A left hander was on strike, and it was clear that he was keen to get after Hokin if he was given the chance. Hokin realised this, and made a deliberate fielding change, dropping a fieldsman to the cow corner position on the western side.

He then delivered what is quite possibly the slowest, loopiest delivery ever bowled. It travelled at the speed of continental drift. Before it had landed, the Himalayas had risen by a couple of centimetres. The batsman fell for it, charged down the wicket, played all around it, and was stumped by Wiese, who had spent an eternity waiting for the ball to get to him.

(Like a good web photographer, the webmaster was there to catch the moment of Mark Wiese about to stump the Norths batsman from the world's slowest delivery)  

The second new ball was eventually taken, but it meant runs, rather than wickets. Eventually, however, the final few wickets did fall, to Connell, and the innings was closed.

There was a testing time remaining. Three overs.

Picollo faced the first over, and was struck on the pads with the fourth and fifth deliveries. As one can imagine, the North Sydney players were all around the bat, and screaming for anything that smelt like a chance. Both appeals were denied. However, when Picollo was struck on the pads with delivery six, the appeal was monumental, and he was given out.

It was apparently said later by one North Sydney player that the ball may in fact have hit Picollo's bat first. This would be disappointing if it was true. Particularly given that Picollo had worked hard in the field all day, and had encouraged his bowlers to a man.

Wiese was sent in as nightwatchman, but only faced one ball ' Garratt faced all of the rest ' before stumps were drawn at 6.00pm.

233 to get. Nine wickets in hand. An interesting ' and important ' day ahead.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report Round 13 day 2

2nd grade report Round 13 day 2

2nd Grade v Western Suburbs (Day 2)

Day 2. 2-69, chasing 181. Short western boundary, and Cashman and Garratt at the crease.

Things began breezily enough, and the two quickly hit their stride, both in terms of boundaries, and running between the wickets. Both passed 50, and things were going swimmingly. Until, with his score on 61, and the team's score on 2-132, Garratt was a little slow out of the blocks ' he has a loping running style akin to an antelope ' and was comprehensively run out. The throw from midwicket never looked like missing, and took the middle pole out of the ground.

(Jeremy Cashman against Wests)

Makepeace hit a typically brisk 12 (three boundaries), before being caught. Dowsley then walked in, as Captain Howitt passed selector Stephenson and Nurse Falk, sitting in the Members Area. Howitt was wearing shorts and a tee shirt at the time. He was next in to bat. Stephenson commented that Howitt clearly had faith in his players.

Alas, Dowsley was out first ball, hit on the fall and palpably LBW. Howitt was under the pump. The changing room was a hive of frenetic activity, as Howitt searched for all of his bits and pieces. He made it, just, and survived the hat trick.

(Ben Garratt during his 61)

One can only wonder what the decision would have been had the Western Suburbs boys appealed for a 'Timed Out' decision.

It's also interesting that, when Howitt went out to bat, Sweeney, Lee and Stobo all padded up. Clearly less faith placed in Howitt than he placed in the upper order.

For the record, Howitt batted for 33 minutes for 9, but he did see Gordon to the first innings points.

Cashman, who had batted beautifully while all of this was going on, passed his hundred. His third for the season, and as impressive as either of the previous two. Importantly, he was there when the first innings points were secured; a mark of a valuable innings, and very good player.

He fell soon after, for 104, with the score on 206, and Sweeney walked to the wicket. From the moment he walked in, he looked in control, with balance and timing.

Howitt fell, was replaced by Lee and, with Sweeney, added 39 for the 9th wicket. He contribution was 4, before he was stumped, but a stylish 4 it certainly was.

(Matt Makepeace starts with a four) 

Stobo hit a reasonably ugly 18, before hitting a full toss back to the bowler, for the second week in a row. Clearly the word has got around. His Achilles' heel. The bloody full toss. He did manage one six, to the short western boundary, and learned from the man at cover in no uncertain terms that the boundary was a bloody joke, etc., etc. Stobo didn't say a word, but it crossed his mind that the boundary was in exactly the same place that it had been last week, when Western Suburb's had batted, and they weren't complaining then.

Sweeney finished on 45*, his highest score for the Club. His batting average is over 35, and his bowling average is 16, with a strike rate of 28. He's turning in to a very useful cricketer.

Incidentally, Stobo's batting average is now above his captain's. Not by much, admittedly, but it's higher nevertheless. They're certainly queuing up for the No. 8 spot.

Gordon was dismissed midway through the second session, for 270, and a lead of 89.

At lunch, when Gordon had a lead of only 8, there had been talk of declarations, etc., but this came to naught.

If an outright was to be secured, early wickets would be needed. Sweeney provided them. He targeted the left handed opener's leg stump, as he had in the first innings, and once again the ball crashed into it. Then his second wicket, an LBW.

The Western Suburbs' No. 4 came out, and looked like he didn't plan to be around for too long, as he tried to crash most deliveries through the off side field. Something had to give, and it did when he shanked one to Sherman, positioned for just such an eventually at short midwicket.

(Skipper Howitt duing his polished 9) 

Western Suburbs were 3 for not many, still a lot behind, and looking fragile. It could have been worse for them. Their captain, who opened, admitted at tea that he had touched one through to the keeper, but the half-hearted appeal at the time was not convincing.

An interesting little episode followed. The Western Suburbs' No. 5, who'd made the observation about the short western boundary, and had looked far from convincing in the first innings, was dropped at first slip. He then stuck with his captain for half and hour or so, before playing what can only be described as a very rash shot, against the spin, off Howitt. He skied the ball towards that very same boundary, where Garratt took a fine outfield catch. Perhaps the boundary was indeed further away than he thought.

It was an ordinary piece of cricket, but Stobo was wrong to observe 'That was terrible', as he trotted past the outgoing batsman. It was a comment that should never have been made, and he apologises unreservedly if it caused offence. It was certainly undignified.

The Western Suburbs captain, and the No 6, then played out overs until lightning forced the players from the field, according to the 30/30 rule.

No further play was possible, as patchy rain fell, and further lightning meant further delay.

Play was finally abandoned at about 6.15pm, and the six points were safely in the bank.

(Will Sweeney in action)

Two more rounds. North Sydney next. At Killara once again.

I love playing at Killara, but it's hard yakka bowling there at the moment.

Important game with the semi-finals looming. Nice to have chalked up another win, but the team's got to lift a cog or two across the park. Too much being done by too few; we've got to be ruthless, and give away nothing.

Our best lies ahead. I've absolutely no doubt about it. And we'll start to see it in Round 14.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report Round 13 day 1

2nd grade report Round 13 day 1

2nd Grade v Western Suburbs (Day 1)

If Howitt loses another bloody toss, there's going to be a revolt.

He dutifully walks out to the middle, spends forever chatting happily with his opposing captain, and then listens politely as he's told whether we're batting or bowling.

(Ed Howitt at Killara)

The wicket was pretty much void of grass. We were bowling. Bugger.

Connell's first ball was a good 'un. Full, straight, and hit the batsmen on the toe. It must have been very close. At least, it looked good from gully. But no luck for Connell.

Which reminds me. I pondered last week whether or not any player at Gordon had ever been dropped from 1st Grade after a five wicket haul. It had happened to Connell.

Then, somewhat amazingly, Connell took another five wicket haul in 1st Grade, and again found himself in 2nd Grade the next week.

In 2004-05 Connell played for an entire season in 1st Grade, and barely took five wickets in total. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get dropped.

Strange days.

Sweeney took the first wicket, bowling the Western Suburbs' opener around his legs. It seemed to come against the run of play somewhat, as nothing much seemed to be happening, but there you go.

(Dylan against Wests at Killara)

The Western Suburbs second wicket then slowly set about building what they hoped would be a large total on what was a batting day.

There were a number of shouts for LBW ' all declined by the umpires ' as the batsmen were often caught playing around their front pad. In fact, I can not recall the pads being hit so frequently in a session. The fielding was good, and the bowling was tenacious, the runs were only coming slowly; one sensed that it was a matter of time before something had to give.

At lunch the score was 1 for 80-odd, off 32 overs. Quite slow going for a flat Killara wicket, near the western side of the square.

Things continued plodding along after lunch, and Western Suburbs reached 1-122 before the game changed completely.

Howitt trapped the No. 3 LBW, and then soon after dismissed the opener, caught at a shortish midwicket by a Picollo. Or was it caught at midwicket by a shortish Picollo? I forget.

Anyway, the Western Suburbs No. 5 appeared to be all at sea against the spin of Howitt, and was soon bowled neck and crop as he tried to cut a ball off middle stump.

(Richard Stobo in action from 1976 archives) 

Stobo chipped in with an LBW, which was heavily ' and, I might say, a little embarrassingly ' disputed by the batsmen as he left the field. From the bowlers' point of view, it was delivered from close to the stumps, aimed at the stumps, didn't move an inch, and looked like it was going to clean up everything.

But once again, there you go.

I wonder if any batsman has ever walked from the field after being given out LBW and said, openly, 'Yep, I was bloody plumb'' Bet it's never happened.

Western Suburbs were collapsing, and this was further assisted when, after Stobo left the field to have an injured finger attended to by Nurse Falk, Connell was thrown the ball and had immediate success. Makepeace took the catch. He took another soon after off Connell, and Western Suburbs were 8 for about 170.

Happily for Connell, he had no further success. Two more wickets, and he might have found himself in 3rd Grade next round.

Stobo returned to the field ' the word 'heroic' comes to mind ' and took the final two wickets. Western Suburbs were all out for 181, having lost their last 9 for about 60. Howitt, Connell and Stobo had three wickets a piece, and Sweeney had one.

(Jeremy Cashman at Killara)

It was a very good effort given the conditions, both with the ball and in the field.

There were 18 overs to bat. Livermore fell early, LBW, and Picollo was also given out LBW soon after. Neither batsman felt they were out, but one suspects that every Western Suburbs player was certain they were. It's just the way it goes, and it's ever been thus.

Of course, if batsmen used the middle of their bats, rather than their pads, it would probably mean no more LBWs.

Just a thought.

At 2-16, things were slightly precarious. But Cashman joined Garratt, and the two handled the final 13 overs with relative ease. Indeed, they took the score to 2-69 at the close, which was an impressive effort, and a good way to finish what had been, overall, a good day.

A beer on the verandah at Killara was, as usual, very pleasant, until Stobo missed the step as he departed with kit and bags over his shoulder, and crashed to the pavement.

And it was particularly good to see Michael Cant ' one of Gordon's finest players ' there, lending his support to the team. He was one of the most dependable players I ever had the pleasure to play alongside, and his efforts as an opening batsman (not to mention his captaincy) in the late 1980s and early 1990s was one of the key reasons that Gordon had such happy success in those years. 6th on Gordon's 1st Grade Aggregate list, with over 5,000 runs, is evidence of that.

(Pam and John Cosgrove at the Centenary dinner)

I should also take this opportunity to mention the support and help of Pam and John Cosegrove ' both great people. John was another top order bat in 1st Grade, in the late 1960s and 1970s (another strong era for the Club), and a fine man, to boot. And the work Pam does, without a word of fuss, is simply terrific.

113 to ensure first innings points. Plenty of batting to come, but plenty of work still to do.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report Round 12 day 2

2nd grade report Round 12 day 2

2nd Grade Report v Penrith (Day 2)

This is just plain silly.

Higgins is out there somewhere, refusing to put his 5th Grade report together until the 2nd Grade report is on the web.

How childish.

Like a game of 'chicken'.

Anyway, the 5th Grade flag's flying high at the moment, having just claimed the scalp of the competition leaders, and I'm keen to find out how.

I'd also like to point out that I think Higgins might be the finest very long haired player that this Club's produced in the last two years or so, and that's certainly saying something.

2nd Grade was up against it on Saturday. Penrith declared at their overnight 8-376, and that would take some catching.

Particularly after Picollo stood on his bat as Garratt came hurtling down the wicket in the first over for a run out before a run had been scored.

Bloody hell. 1-0.

Then another run out ' this time Picollo, as he and Rasool nearly had a mid-pitch collision ' and we were reeling at 2-26.

Everest to climb, and we weren't even through the first bit of the Khumbu Icefall.

Rasool and Cashman looked to steady things, but Cashman fell to a rather disappointing dismissal, caught near the wicket. Rasool's unwise choice of shots, given the situation, saw him balloon one up for a straight forward catch, and we were in all sorts. 4-62. Over 300 still to get.

(Matt Makepeace at Killara)

Eliot Richtor's d'but in 2nd Grade looked promising but, with 16 against his name, he too fell, and Gordon was 5-85.

To this point it had been bloody ordinary. The conditions were overcast, granted, but the bowling, which was steady, didn't appear threatening, and in every case it seemed fairly clear that the batsman was responsible in large part for his own downfall.

Dowsley, after a bender the night before, then played a delightful innings, and scored 58. It was marked by boundaries on the off side in particular, and his ability to pierce the field was a highlight.

He found a willing ally in Makepeace. The Gibbon has not had the happiest of seasons, but at last he looked like he was hitting his straps. He too found gaps in the field, and sped to 42 before ' the third run out of the innings ended the partnership on 80.

(Nick Dowlsey at Killara)

Bugger, bugger, bugger.

Howitt fell for 10, Medcalf for 2.

Sweeney, batting at No. 10, was joined by Stobo, who had been relegated to No. 11 (despite, for the record, over seventy runs in his past four innings for two outs).

Both with a point to prove, they set about occupying the crease in the first instance, and building the score in the second.

For over an hour they did both, but then, after 50 had been added for the last wicket in over an hour, and within a whisker of tea, Stobo pushed a shin high full toss back to the bowler, only to be caught for 22. The score was 246, and Sweeney remained 27*.

It's a good thing there aren't 12 in a team, because there's be every reason for Stobo to think that a further demotion in the order would be on the cards.

Tea was taken ' it had been delayed by 30 minutes because Gordon was nine wickets down at 3.40pm ' and Penrith opted not to enforce the follow on. Don't quite know why, but there you go.

(Glory days. A classic Stobo back cut from the archives)

Sweeney bowled well, off a shortened run, to take 2-1 off five overs. Stobo, Richtor and Medcalf also bowled, but without success.

The day, then ground to a halt. A good win for Penrith; a disappointing loss for Gordon.

Three rounds to go. Every one is crucial to this side's success in the season.

Western Suburbs to begin with, at Killara, on Saturday.

The words of Ralph Waldo Emerson are worth pondering: Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

Time to see what we're made off.

Righto, Higgins, and now you're safe to get stuck in.

Have fun.

Richard Stobo


2nd grade report Round 12

2nd grade report Round 12

2nd Grade Report v Penrith (Day 1)

Interesting to see Higgins in 5th Grade.

About time. Not sure what the selectors have been playing at before now, but it looks like they've finally got it right. Now it's up to him to hold his place.

(Dylan Connell at Kilara)

Packman (major) and Higgins as senior players in 5th Grade.

Strange days.

Anyway, tough, tough, tough day at the office for the 2nd Grade side on Saturday. In 6th place on the table, playing Penrith, who occupy 5th place on the table. Important match.

Another side wicket at Killara, which looked good, although with Australia Day during the week it was possibly a little underdone.

Penrith's 8-376 at the end of the day suggests it wasn't.

I can't remember all of the details; they've blurred into one long, tiring afternoon. I seem to recall that Connell took a wicket early ' LBW, I think. Connell took 5 wickets in the previous round, in 1st Grade.

And got dropped.

Tough school, but a great wrap for the guys who are doing the job at the top of the Club.

(Nick Dowsley at Killara)

Stobo had a catch behind in his first over, which was good, but then a dropped catch in the slips in his second, which wasn't good. Sweeney chipped in somewhere along the line, and then Howitt bowled the opener, to leave Penrith 4-130 in the first hour after lunch.

The goal was to get them to be at least 6 down, for no more than 190, by tea. But the Penrith batsmen were applying themselves on what was a docile wicket, and it was not until the final over before tea that Dowsley was able to get the fifth wicket, with the score on about 180.

The after tea, it all went haywire.

It is the dangerous session for the fielding team at Killara. Wickets in hand, and the batsmen can launch their attack.

The ball started to head towards the fence, the Penrith captain brought up his century (and about his 4,000th run of the season, apparently), and Penrith were gaining the upper hand. The new ball was given the treatment ' Connell's so-called 'warm up delivery' landed somewhere near the roundabout on Roseberry Road. Sort of took the gloss off it, in every sense.

I can't say that I'm a fan of warm up deliveries.

(A Hoppa close one)

Anyway, the last hour seemed to drag. Penrith held the upper hand, and were cashing in. Connell snared a couple of cheapies, although they actually cost plenty, and Gordon trudged from the field with 376 against Penrith's name, and still a couple of wickets to get.

Presumably Penrith will declare, and it will be our turn. The wicket will still be on the western side, and there are players in the side capable of chasing down big scores. But it will take patience, application, and grit.

Let's see what this team's made of.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report Round 11

2nd grade report Round 11

2nd Grade Report v Northern Districts

Right. Where were we?

That's right; Northern Districts, Days 1 and 2.

Too busy to get a report done last week, so we'll cram both weeks together in this one.

(The Hoppa reaction to the Stobo pair)

Howitt lost to the toss. Bad captaincy. Second time in as many rounds, and once again we were sent in on a wicket that would clearly assist the bowlers. Cloud cover, humidity, ' Stobo had visions of 10 for '

But bloody Howitt lost the toss.

Livermore bowled by a good 'un in the first over, then wickets fell steadily during the morning. The Northern Districts' bowlers were disciplined, and their fielding were sharp. Ample evidence to support the fact that they're the clear leaders of the competition to this point.

Gordon was looking down the barrel, and was dismissed for a rather paltry 78. For the record, Stobo's contribution was 0, caught at backward point off the spinner.

(The 2's contemplate their first innings collapse)

Gordon took to the field. It's going to sound like sour grapes, but it is true that the conditions had changed to a degree, with the cloud burnt away by the early afternoon, and clear sunny day emerged.

Bugger.

Sweeney opened with Wright. Both bowled well, but disaster struck when Wright's back gave out for the second time this season. It is a sad irony that he was only fielding a slow moving ball when it happened, but it was enough to see him leave the field, and it appears that his season may be over. A disappointing thing on a number of levels, not the least of which was the fact that he is a champion fellow, with a heart as big as Makybe Diva's.

But Sweeney stepped up to the plate. With it all to play for, he shouldered the attack, and brought Gordon back into the game. He took the first four wickets to fall to a bowler ' a run out featured early as well ' and Northern Districts were 5-40. Gordon was fighting back. Unfortunately, the total was simply too small, and Northern Districts were able to get there in the end, for the loss of 7 wickets (the seventh falling when the scores were level).

(Will Sweeney at Waitara)

As often happens, the pressure released, and Northern Districts were able to take the score to 9-130 before declaring their innings closed.

Sweeney's figures were 6-36 off 12 overs; a mighty effort, and just reward for a sustained spell of fast bowling.

The lad has character, and that's the first ingredient of a good quick.

Gordon's second innings began with a 54 run deficit, and an hour or so to bat. Obviously it would be a real test, and Piccolo and Livermore had a lot on their shoulders.

They did it well.

Piccolo in particular took the attack to the bowlers. He was hit in the head by a short pitched ball, which was interesting. However, next ball was also short, and Piccolo had the gall to hook it high and handsome into the stand at Waitara.

The little fellow was pumped.

When he and Livermore walked from the field, unbeaten, with 44 runs on the board, Piccolo was a little ball of adrenalin. Rather than using the changing room door, he could quite simply have crashed through the wall.

There was enough energy in him to power a small third world nation.

(The boys wait in anticipation)

Therefore, end of Day 1, Gordon down on first innings, but only ten runs behind in total, and all second innings wickets in hand.

Rain all week, and it was clear that the wicket would be a little underdone. However, Northern Districts deserve an enormous pat on the back for making every effort to get the Green Shield semi-final up an running on Tuesday, and then again on Thursday.

Given the weather, I imagine that it would have been relatively easy for them to announce simply that the oval was unplayable, putting their team through to the final.

But they are a club with enormous dignity and character, and that was clearly evident in the case of last Thursday's extraordinary game.

Indeed, over the years I have had enormous pleasure playing against Northern Districts. I can recall many fine, hard fought contests ' including three First Grade semi-finals ' and an enormous number of terrific fellows who have worn The Tree with pride.

(Ed Howitt hits out at Waitara)

Why a tree, I'm not quite sure, but a tree it most definitely is.

And I would find it hard to imagine that any man has worn the tree with as much pride as Northern Districts' leading run scorer, Jack Moran. He epitomizes their club. It was great to see him at the ground on both days.

Interestingly, I think that only a handful of his 11,000+ runs would have been in front of square. Certainly none were against Gordon.

The wicket had less grass, and a whitish appearance but, given the limited preparation time during the week, it was unlikely to be as straight forward as it seemed.

And the bowling was, once again, tight and controlled, and it was supported by sharp fielding. Livermore and Piccolo picked up from where they'd left off, and erased the deficit. Piccolo was the first to go ' the only ball of the day to rise unexpectedly caught the shoulder of the bat and ballooned for a catch behind the wicket ' but he'd worked hard for his 27, and had given the team a good start. Hosking was looking good, until he looked to hook a short ball, only to be hit in the grille of the helmet. Then he wasn't looking so good. Blood on the whites, and the wicket, and Hosking went to hospital to have his nose examined. For a man as well preened as Hosking, this was a devastating blow.

The feisty Brad Rasool was in good touch, before he was bowled off his pads for 23. Dowsley followed soon after, and Gordon was 3-116, with Hosking waiting to be x-rayed.

Garratt was adjudged LBW, and Gordon's lead was only 73 for the loss of four wickets.

(Ben Garratt at Waitara)

But Livermore was still there, batting resolutely. His was to be an impressive and important innings. Makepeace looked to be finally finding his touch, but was caught just as he appeared to be in.

Fortunately, Livermore found an ally in the captain, Howitt.

The pair put on 26, to take Gordon closer to safety, before Livermore holed out at mid off for an excellent 68, made in challenging conditions, and with a slow outfield.

Stobo duly completed his pair, being well caught at second slip. But this report is already rather lengthy, and unfortunately there's not really room to dwell on the fact.

Never mind.

Therefore, with Hosking away from the ground being mended, and Wright at the ground, but broken down, Gordon appeared to have only one wicket left, a lead of 125, and plenty of time left in the day.

Fortunately, Sweeney once again stood tall. He joined his captain, and the two saw it to tea. Then, after tea, they took to the bowling, and put on 41 in quick time, allowing Howitt to declare with a lead of 166, and 29 overs to be bowled.

(Will Sweeney the batsman)

For the record, Hosking was back at the ground, looking a little worse for wear, but with the bloodied whites and pads on, ready to bat if need be.

Very McCoskeresque. Happily, he was not required.

It was to prove to be a very good declaration. Northern Districts began carefully, it was unclear whether or not they were going for the outright. For Gordon to be in with a show, it was important that Northern Districts took a few risks in the hope of victory.

An early wicket, once again to Sweeney, but then a partnership saw Northern Districts away. Runs were flowing relatively easily as Gordon, a bowler down, struggled to stem the flow.

Howitt then struck, with a catch to Jason Russell-Jones (subbing for either Wright or Hosking, I forget which) at backward point. Then AJ Fry (subbing for the other one) took a catch at mid on, and Gordon was hanging on to the edge of the cliff.

As it turned out, Northern Districts were never quite up with the chase, but nearly. Howitt jagged a couple of wickets, to keep things interesting and, with one over to play, Northern Districts was seven wickets down, and 11 from victory. But, with a wicket in from the third ball, Northern Districts were unable to get there, and needed eight from the final ball. None were scored.

It was a good end to a hard fought game. Northern Districts showed that they will be a real force in the final part of the season, but Gordon also showed good fight, given the number of set backs that took place. To lose the toss on Saturday was unfortunate, but to then lose a strike bowler, was tragic.

Hosking, on the other hand, was probably expendable.

Round 11 is very important.

Penrith, at Killara.

At least it's not another bloody road trip.

Richard Stobo

(The "Mark Taylor" Scoreboard tells it all) 


2nd grade report Round 10

2nd grade report Round 10

2nd Grade Report v Sydney University

An interesting day, on lots of levels.

The game itself was a closely fought affair, but in the end the Sydney University side got home with three wickets in hand. Gordon's 164 was not enough, and the fact that we only batted for 41.4 overs was telling.

And the day also provided what I consider to be one of the most repulsive acts seen in my 25 years of Grade cricket; but more on that later.

A dark looking wicket in the centre of the square, affected by rain in the previous days. A delayed start, and when Sydney University won the toss, Gordon was sent in to bat.

Things began brightly. After 6 overs Gordon was cruising along at six an over. Then Garratt looked to leave a ball outside off stump. Unfortunately, the ball stayed lower than expected, brushed his glove on the way through, and Garratt was caught behind for 15, with the score on 34. Voldemort was next to go, two balls later, cutting a high bouncing ball outside off stump, to be caught behind for 13.

At the beginning of the next over, Hosking received the only ball of the day that did anything spiteful, and was caught in the gully as the ball leapt off a length. Gordon's bright start had dimmed considerably, as the score slumped to 3-37.

Dowsley ' a former player with Sydney University ' joined Hinton, and the two seemed to regain control of the innings. The score swept along, and reached 78 off only about 15 overs before Hinton was out, caught from a skied hook.

Bombas fell soon after, then Makepeace, then Howitt.

Gordon was reeling at 7-89, off only about 20 overs.

It was during this later period that a particularly unsavoury ' nay, disgusting ' event occurred.

(Matt Makepeace at Killara)

As we all know, WA 'Bert' Oldfield Oval is a council-run park. It is open to the public, and dog walkers frequently use it. Indeed, it often looks like Crufts. As a result there are, from time to time, dog droppings on the field before the start of play. We do all that we can to deal with them and, indeed, before play started yesterday a shovel was retrieved from the shed and some were removed from the eastern side of the field.

It was at the first drinks break that a Sydney University player took two of the drinking glasses and, without a word as to his intentions, walked over to some droppings that had been missed, scooped them up in one glass, placed it back in the drinks tray held by our secretary, Andrew Falk, and then placed the other glass on top.

It was, in my opinion, a revolting and insulting thing to do.

I have not heard of anything even vaguely similar occurring in nearly twenty-five years of Grade cricket.

Furthermore, it reflected very poorly on the Sydney University Cricket Club; a club that has a particularly long and very proud history.

Andrew Falk spends hours and hours at Killara doing all that he can to ensure that the ground and facilities are in the best possible condition for our visitors. All the Sydney University player had to do was ask Andrew to remove the droppings and it would have been done quickly by way of a shovel or a plastic bag, and with no fuss.

(Andy Falk)

The player's actions were, in this writer's view, simply reprehensible. Other people at the ground ' not all of whom were connected with Gordon ' were similarly disgusted.

The ever-dependable Dowsley was joined by the ever-unreliable Stobo. An unlikely partnership developed. The bowling wasn't particularly threatening, and enough bad balls were being bowled to allow runs to be scored. Dowsley played some majestic strokes ' none better, perhaps, than an on drive for four towards the southern end.

Stobo even hooked a six. Michael Falk was there to see it. Not out of the middle, admittedly, but it was a hook shot nevertheless, and it went behind square leg. Stobo can say with absolute certainty that it is the first hook shot he has ever played. Anywhere. Ever.

The Sydney University fast bowler was under instructions from the Sydney University captain ' no, wait a minute, he wasn't the captain; he was someone else who didn't even look a bit like the captain. The real captain, who seemed like a good fellow, was actually the wicket keeper. I know, because it was on the team sheet. However, for at least the final twenty overs of the innings he did not make a positional change in the field. Instead, everything was being run from mid-on.

It was actually quite comical, but also rather embarrassing, and one could only feel for the real captain who appeared to have no control over proceedings whatsoever. I've never seen a side run like this before, and I'd hate to be part of one that was.

But it gets stranger.

At one point Stobo was encouraging Dowsley to 'keep working hard'. Sydney University's surrogate captain, who was nearby, asked what was meant by the comment. Stobo suggested that it meant 'to concentrate'. At least, that's what it does on this planet. He didn't think it needed interpreting.

A few minutes later, the same Sydney University player was calling out to his team to, among other things, 'own the towel', and 'put energy on the ball'.

Stobo didn't bother asking.

The fifty partnership was registered, but Gordon was still a long way from happy. It was then that Stobo made a decision that he was to rue for a number of reasons.

The Sydney University fast bowler was brought back and, under instruction from the surrogate captain, proceeded to bowl a succession of bouncers at Stobo. No problem with that, but it was clear that the surrogate captain was carrying out his own agenda.

In the fast bowler's last over, the surrogate captain pushed all of the fieldsmen back, with the intention of giving Dowsley the single, to get Stobo on strike, in order (as he was later told by the bowler) simply to hit him. Clearly the state of the game was getting under the skin of at least one of the Sydney University players.

What to do? Stobo suggested to Dowsley to play a game within a game within a game. It was like a Russian doll. They wouldn't take the easy single on offer, in order to frustrate the Sydney University boys still further. Sadly, things went awry when, after turning down a single on the second ball, Dowsley misjudged a cut shot and was caught behind on the third. That wasn't in the plan of either side.

And didn't Stobo cop it from the fielding side then? From all angles.

Dowsley's 45 was a typically impressive innings, particularly given the state of the game, and the fact that it was against his old club. It was composed, gutsy, resolute, and included some coruscating shots. He is an impressive player, and a great fellow to play alongside.

Anyway, the last two wickets added a further 24, and the innings was closed on 164, after only 41.4 overs. Oh, to bat for 50 overs.

Stobo finished on a rather startling 42*. He was later asked if he'd ever scored a Grade fifty. However, to that point, he'd never even scored a Grade forty-two.

164 to defend was going to be challenging. Early wickets were needed, but they were not forthcoming. Connell and Wright bowled well ' Wright did get the first wicket in the 10th over ' but a dropped catch, a missed run out opportunity, and the game was slipping away. Dowsley picked up the second wicket, Stobo the third, and Howitt the fourth, but the score reached 120, and Gordon seemed out of it.

Pressure is a funny thing, however, and two wickets in consecutive balls meant that suddenly Gordon was into the lower order, with 30 still to get. Then Connell picked up a deserved wicket, as Hinton held a good catch low down at square leg. Game on?

Probably, but the Sydney University batsmen remained composed, and steered their side home in the 47th over. One opener remained 80 or so not out, and certainly did the job for his team.

Gordon made it closer than it might have been ' indeed, had a good chance of pulling off an unlikely win ' but was made to pay for the fact that only 80% of the overs available when batting were utilised. Rule Number 1 in limited overs games when batting first ' bat for all of the available overs.

Northern Districts next week, which will provide a good challenge. They're the competition front runners, and have swept all before them to this point.

But we're not used to losing either.

R.M Stobo

2nd grade report Round 9

2nd grade report Round 9

2nd Grade Report vs Campbelltown
 
2nd grade travelled to down town Raby with high hopes of entering the festive season with another win and consolidating a top 6 position. After the euphoric victory the previous round against Saints, a game where the best supporting actor Richard Stobo broke down when the going got tough, we knew lifting ourselves for this game was vital.
 
(Rod Hokin at Campbelltown)
 
We were also freshened up, welcoming new faces Will Sweeney and Nick Medcalf, as well as the return of Mark Smith, but losing the experienced Stobo and Connell.
 
Howitt won the toss again and elected to bat on a fast Raby pitch and although losing Bob Doubleina early, Garratt (44) and Hosking (44) set about building a platform for the remainder of the innings. Both batsmen fell due to good bowling by the Ghosts and it was left to Rocket (50) to stabilise the innings, with "twentys" from Hinton and Howitt seeing the total reach 209. It should be noted Hokin was out sweeping...a contentious shot selection both he and the club coach have discussed its reliability. A reasonable total but one which we felt was a little shy of the mark given the big outfield and good paced wicket.
 
The Ghosts also lost a wicket early with the opener playing on to Smithy in his first over. At the other end, debutant Will Sweeney bowled well and kept it tight. Campbelltown were following a similar road to the Stags with the 2nd wicket proving hard to obtain but it was the nagging medium pacers of Medcalf ( 1/35 off 10) which achieved the breakthrough courtesy of a low catch to Dowsley at midwicket. The wicket of the english import saw the game change complexion and the wily off spin of Howitt ( 2/24 off 9) saw two more quick wickets fall, both to sharply turning balls.
 
It should be noted after the second dismissal, left hander stumped comprehensively, Dowsley had the hide to suggest the captain hadn't turned a ball like that for 3 years. Given he had been at the club for just 6 months,he should learn to not listen to others, pull his head in and respect the gentleman who would be deciding whether he or Hoskos would be used as the 5th bowler.
 
(Will Sweeney at Raby)
 
Medcalf finished at one end, Dowsley took over (lucky man) with Rod Hokin taking over from the captain. The next 16 overs saw these two bowl extremely well and bowl the Stags to an unexpected bonus point. Dowsley ( 3/16 off 8) bowled full and straight and Rocket ( 3/21 off 9) bowled with uncharacteristic flight and prodigious turn.
 
They dismantled the oppositions lower order and victory was ours.
 
It was a good victory and much of it could go down to the blast we copped from Mr Doubleina, Mr Bob Doubleina, at the first drinks break. We sit in 4th on 43 points, a great start, but only a start. We will enjoy the Xmas period and look forward to our game against the students in the New Year.
 
Ed Howitt
 
(Photos courtesy David Mahaffey)
2nd grade report Round 8 day 2

2nd grade report Round 8 day 2

2nd Grade Report v St George (Day 2)

Edward bloody Howitt. Junior.

After 23.4 overs he finally gets a wicket.

The No. 11.

A full toss. Missed by the bat, hits a pad ' in front ' and out, LBW.

One wicket. That's all.

And now he's a bloody hero.

The fact that the wicket won the match, by two runs, with three balls remaining in the last over of the day, is immaterial. And the fact that, as captain, he'd stayed on top of the game for nearly 100 tough overs in the day is beside the point.

Edward bloody Howitt. Junior.

What a legend.

The day began predictably enough, with a grassless wicket and the western boundary was still only a skip away. I notice that the St George scorecard describes the pitch as 'Hard'. And so it was. Hard to bowl on.

The outfield had been mown, and was always going to be fast. 369 looked good on paper, but anyone who knew Killara, and who understood the resolution of St George sides over the years, would have been well aware that it was going to be a long, demanding day.

(Dylan Connell at Killara)

Connell and Holmes commenced proceedings (I was understandably surprised that Howitt didn't recommence his spell from the previous week). The pair toiled manfully, but got little assistance from the wicket, and the score rose steadily. Stobo was introduced after an hour, and had success after a couple of overs, when he bowled the more aggressive of the two openers. Two balls later he bowled the Number 3, and Gordon was back on track, with the score 2-74.

However, a resolute left handed opener was building what might well have been a match winning innings. A partnership developed, and St George moved the score to 2-120 at lunch.

But for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's (or should we call him Voldemort?) dismissal last week, the scores of the two sides would have been almost identical.

After lunch the game continued in much the same vein. Then, with Holmes introduced from the southern end, a ball was hit to Dowsley at short cover, and the catch was taken.

3-143.

But then a frustrating stand of over 80 between the opener, and the St George captain. Connell bowled an inspired spell, with out luck, and the runs ticked over. Makepeace was unlucky not to hold on to a top edged hook, but that was the only clear chance.

Then, with Hokin's legspinners brought on at the northern end, success.

(Stobs in action)

After passing his 100, the St George opener finally had a lapse in concentration, and tried to swing Hokin to the longish legside boundary. Stobo sprinted like a gazelle, hurled himself far and wide to the right, with the sun in his eyes, and held a miraculous catch. Well, not quite like that ' exaggerated, perhaps ' but the point is that he didn't drop it, and a key breakthrough was achieved.

Hokin struck again when the Number 6 skied a leading edge to the safest hands on the planet, but unfortunately I can't tell you who it is. You'll just have to guess.

5-230, and things seemed to be well in hand.

The score passed 240, 250, 260, but on 267 Stobo snuck one through to bowl the Number 7. Six wickets down.

However, the St George captain was at the crease, and was a key player. But one run later he hit a low full toss to the hands of Hokin, at a wisely positioned short midwicket.

7-268.

Surely that would be the end of it, and the St George innings would fold? Alas, no. There was a touch more drama to come.

The next partnership was a frustrating one. The two batsmen played sensibly, and ran well. The second new ball was due. To take it or not to take it? That was the question.

(Matt Makepeace at Killara) 

Howitt decided against it for some time, but eventually the case for it strengthened, as the old ball was not getting the breakthrough. And, happily, in the first over with the new ball, a wicket fell. Not quite in the expected manner, granted ' Hokin threw the stumps down on the run from cover for a wonderful run out ' but it was a wicket none the less.

8-307. Gordon was safe now.

Not.

It was shortly after this that Stobo pulled his hamstring while running in to bowl, and left the field. Ed Howitt, Snr., or beloved scorer, ruled off the fourth ball of Stobo's 24th over with the simple word, 'RETIRED'.

Sam Hinton took to the field, wearing Stobo's spare shirt and trousers. He looked a little like David Byrne from Talking Heads. Stobo wondered how he would catch and run, with his hand at the elbow point of the sleeve, and his feet near the knee bit.

The ninth wicket fell to Connell, as a catch was taken at cow corner. But I'm not going to tell you who by. You'll just have to guess.

9-318.

St George still needed 52 runs, off about 40 deliveries, but with only one wicket in hand, the game was well out of their reach.

Except no-one bloody told them.

Stobo was sitting near to the St George captain, in the pavilion, and asked him what their plan was. A draw was not a consideration. They were going all out for the win.

The No. 11 then proceeded to play a sensibly aggressive innings, cutting both Holmes and Connell repeatedly for runs. There seemed no way to staunch the flow, and a wicket was more likely to be a product of luck, than any real pressure.

The score climbed. 330. 340. 350. 360 '

When the last ball of Connell's final over ' the 97th of the innings, and penultimate over of the match ' was dispatched to the long point boundary for four, Gordon was pretty well stuffed. St George entered the final over needing four to win. The Number 11 was on 35.

Tense.

And then Howitt stepped up to the plate. As a captain should.

The first ball was everything you didn't want it to be: a knee high full toss. Fortunately for Gordon, it was not put away, and the game remained alive.

Ball two was played sedately.

Ball three was another full toss, but lower, and the batsman swung across the line, was hit in front, and the umpire's hand was raised.

(Hoppa goes for a run)

The Gordon boys were ecstatic.

The St George boys less so.

Gordon 369 v St George 367. Each side batted into the 98th over of the innings.

It was simply a game that neither side deserved to lose.

And it's a shame that more people were not there to witness it. It's the second terrific finish to a 2nd Grade game at Killara in the past few weeks, and each has marked this Gordon side as one that can hang in there when it gets tough. And it was particularly good to bounce back from the disappointment of Sutherland only a fortnight before.

It was great to see the sides together having a beer after the game; a testament to the spirit of the two teams on and off the field.

The song was sung with gusto, and the news of the 4th Grade and 5th Grade victories was also celebrated.

Campbelltown next week.

Away, as usual.

Probably on a side strip.

R.M Stobo

2nd grade report Round 8 Day 1

2nd grade report Round 8 Day 1

2nd Grade Report v St George (Day 1)

Howitt (Jnr) took over the captaincy reigns, and had immediate success in winning the toss. You just can't beat experience. He chose, wisely, to bat.

(Nick Dowsley on Saturday)

Garratt and The Artist Formerly Known as Prince opened. Both did well, with Garratt playing watchfully, while The Artist Formerly Known as Prince tried to flay every even numbered delivery to the fence. Garratt was caught at slip after the score had passed forty.

Hosking joined The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, and the two continued to build the innings. Hosking built carefully, watchfully. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince simply whacked the blocks together, and hoped that they remained standing. 16 off one over was a case in point.

Hosking fell just as things were going well, but the ever dependable Hokin joined him. The good thing about Hokin following Hosking is that the scoreboard attendant doesn't have much work to do to change names.

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince continued to flail away, and he passed fifty. Then sixty. Of his first 68 runs, 52 were in boundaries.

Then, with one over before the break, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince was on strike.

Now we can all see where this is going, can't we?

(Matt Makepeace against St. George)

Ball one ' dot. Ball two ' swing hard down the ground, but miss as the ball passes the outside edge. Ball three ' (only a small number before lunch, if you recall) another lusty swipe, a thick outside edge, and a catch at backward point. Out for 70, from 91 balls.

The players left the field for the luncheon adjournment.

Give me strength.

Dowsley and Hokin then ensured that Gordon would compile a good score, by batting through the middle session. Both were impressive. Neither is inclined to lift the ball, and so there were few, if any, chances. Each cover drives with assurance, and both were able to pierce the gaps in a tight off side field. It was good to watch.

Eventually Hokin fell in the latter part of the second session, for a very well compiled 53. Bombas walked to the wicket for his first innings in 2nd Grade, and played carefully to begin. Just as he appeared to be settled in, he called for a run on a misfield behind point, but tragedy followed. Dowsley, who'd played the ball said no, and Bombas was a long way from home. Run out for 10, but the partnership had yielded a further 46 runs, and taken the score to 224.

Makepeace, in search or runs, did well, and helped add a further 39 with Dowsley. Then, with about 90 minutes to go, Howitt joined Dowsley, and a further 48 were added. Howitt's contribution was 15, but it was another case of not allowing wickets to fall in clusters.

Dowsley passed his century ' his first for the Club ' and it was a fine innings. Rarely a false shot, and many very good ones.

(Reece Bombas shows his style at Killara)

Howitt's dismissal brought Stobo to the crease. If ever wickets were going to fall in clusters, this was the time. But, in spite of his best efforts, Stobo stayed, and more runs followed. Dowsley hit a six over square leg (surprisingly, only his first for the innings). But, with his score on 121, he played around a full delivery, and was bowled. While he was at the crease, the score rose from 119 to 331; a fine effort.

Connell joined Stobo, and still more runs flowed. It was not until 368 that Connell fell, caught in the deep at long on. Holmes entered, tried to late cut his first ball, then pushed a ball to cover, called, was sent back, and run out. Just.

Stobo finished on 31*. Thirty one, not out. THIRTY ONE, NOT OUT. Just the two sixes. There are not enough superlatives to describe it.

Michael Falk was heard to say, rather cruelly, I believe, that he would rather have been at home, poking himself in the eye.

St George had to negotiate two overs, which they did without the fall of a wicket, but also without scoring a run.

369 to defend. A small boundary on the western side.

We look forward to Saturday.

RM Stobo

(A photo from the archives just for Falky)

(For the statisticians Richard Stobo's 31 not out on Saturday takes his season runs to 61 and his average from 5 to 12.20. Amoungst the regular 2nd graders he has moved from last to third last. In the words of RMS "If I dont get a duck I get runs..." The Webmaster) 

 

2nd grade report Round 7 day 2

2nd grade report Round 7 day 2

2nd Grade vs Sutherland

With R.M. Stobo trudging through bushland in the vicinity of the Kangaroo Valley, the report writing duties had to be palmed off to another member of the team. I, for some unknown reason, volunteered.

(Jeremy Cashman at Caringbah)

What a time to volunteer to write a report. How do I describe the events at Caringbah oval over the weekend?

Let's start with the result first, we lost OUTRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coming into day two, we knew that we had to play strong, gutsy cricket to try and retrieve anything from the game. We were bowled out for 131 in our first innings and with the Sharks in control at stumps on day one, having cruised to 3 for 175, the path that the game would take was in the hands of their captain.

Play was delayed for 2 hours to allow the pitch and more to the point, the square, to dry out. Considering it is a first grade ground, it was a surprise to myself and other members of the Stags community, that the covers only stretched across about a third of the square.

At one minute past 1pm play commenced with the Sharks continuing their innings. They, as was expected, came out blazing, looking to build upon their lead. Dylan and Jordo were despatched to all parts of the ground and in some instances the surrounding suburb. R.M. and Dale were brought into the attack with immediate success, both claiming wickets quickly. R.M. at one stage, grabbing 2 wickets in 3 balls both L.B.W., with the second coming from a superb slower delivery.

The Sharks decided that a lead of 150 was enough and declared 6 down for 282, with around 70 overs left to be bowled in the day. As it turned out no where near that number were required for the Sharks to take ten wickets and score the winning runs.

(James Hosking against Sutherland)

For the second time in the game our batting disappointed. Yet again there were some rash shots and batsmen making starts but failing to build a big innings. Only Nick 'Elroy' Dowsley managed to show some fight, finishing 36n.o.

One point of interest during the innings was the amusement provided by the some of the scoreboard attendants. The scoreboard at Caringbah is large and for day 2, the players of the batting team were required to operate it. At one stage Mitch and Pic had their turn (although it didn't last long as Pic felt that because he worked during the week, he shouldn't have to do anything that he deemed to be work on the weekend, I think he applies the same theory to doing covers on Saturday morning during home games). Anyway it became apparent that the two of them had never operated a scoreboard before. It appeared they thought that if they just sat in front of it the numbers would magically change themselves. We can only wonder what the conversation between the two of them entailed.

Back to the cricket and we were dismissed for 152 in our second innings, leaving Sutherland the task of scoring 2 runs to win. Mitch Kleem took the ball and after adjusting his field between each ball, managed to deliver half an over before the Sharks scored the required runs. Bringing to an end a very disappointing game for the Stags!

Having won 5 in a row and putting our hat in the ring as possible contenders this season it was a shocking performance.

We have now won 5 lost 2.

Both of the games we have lost have been comprehensive defeats. We all have bad days but it seems that when we have one we have a really bad one, which is something we need to work on as a team.

Dylan Connell













2nd grade report Round 7

2nd grade report Round 7

2nd Grade Report v Sutherland (Day 1)

The Hornet finds my reports too long to read. Not that I could give a rat's, really, because I don't write them for him. I like the Hornet a lot, but I know that he has his limits.

(James Hosking at Caringbah)

Regardless, Hornet's shortcomings are reason enough to keep this report short.

To have been bowled out by a steady, but unspectacular Sutherland bowling line up for 131, and then to see Sutherland move effortlessly to 3-172 was, to put it bluntly, bloody awful.

I have a lot of faith in this 2nd Grade side. Players across the park have contributed, with bat and ball. The team is full of great lads, and almost every conversation is an adventure.

But, to be brutally honest, we lacked spine on Saturday. It simply wasn't good enough.

Perhaps it was the recession that we had to have. The clarion call.

If we are to be contenders ' and I know that we can be ' then we can take nothing for granted.

Every delivery counts.

Therefore, let us now look forward.

(Jeremy Cashman defends at Caringbah)

Next Saturday presents us with a terrific challenge. We have a lot to play for ' pride, mainly, as well the fact that won't allow Sutherland to get maximum points.

And who knows, should they give us an opportunity '

But, either way, pride is motivation enough. Plus some.

Let's see just what character this team has.

I suspect is has a truckload.

My greatest point is my persistence. I never give up in a match. However down I am, I fight until the last ball. My list of matches shows that I have turned a great many so-called irretrievable defeats into victories.

- Bjorn Borg


2nd grade report Round 6

2nd grade report Round 6

2nd Grade Report v Fairfield

GORDON 6-288 defeated FAIRFIELD 6-287.

JEREMY CASHMAN, 128 NOT OUT.

What more needs to be said?

In what was one of the best wins seen at Killara in recent years, the Reserve Graders got home with three balls to spare. It was wonderful to be there to see it.

(Jeremy Cashman)

Chasing an imposing total of 287 in fifty overs, Jeremy Cashman, Rod Hokin and Ed Howitt (Jnr) were the backbone of an extraordinary run chase.

With 8 overs to go, Gordon had just lost their 6th wicket, and needed a further 88 runs.

And they got them.

Bloody brilliant.

It was exciting, exhilarating, pressure-packed cricket. Gordon was never going to do it ' until they did.

Well done, lads. A terrific effort.

But back to the beginning '

Gordon lost the toss.

Bugger.

The wicket was grey, devoid of grass, had a few darker patches, and looked as though it might break up a bit later in the day. However, as it turned out, it would yield two centuries, and 575 runs in a game that lasted for 99.3 overs.

Connell and Ling ' newly promoted ' bowled well early, but wickets did not fall. The only chance in the initial period flew high and fast to Dowsley and slip, but he was unable to cling on to it.

The first wicket eventually came as Hosking held on to a good catch to his right at backward point. But the score was climbing, and was reasonably steady at a tick over four an over.

The hundred was passed before a run out saw the second wicket fall. Gordon was hanging on the cliff by its fingernails.

Every Fairfield batsman who walked in looked like they could play Linebacker for the '49ers. Clearly they weren't going to be hustling quick singles.

Howitt was bowling a typically dependable spell, but the question over the fifth Gordon bowler was less certain. Hosking was tried initially, but couldn't find his line. Piccolo ('This is my wicket, Stobes. It's my wicket, etc. etc.') was given the ball.

(Dylan Connell at Killara)

It wasn't his wicket after all, it turned out.

Hokin then stepped up to the plate, and did a good job. He stemmed the run flow to a degree, at a vital time.

Dowsley was thrown the ball, too late, alas. He bowled well for three overs and claimed a wicket. However, in all, the 'fifth bowler' had yielded 82.

But worse was to come. Stobo returned to the bowling crease.

Having bowled reasonably well for his first seven overs, he commenced his new spell from the northern end. The short boundary was on the leg side.

His first over went like this: 6,6,4,2,1,6. 1-28 became 1-53.

Ouch. Double ouch. Big hurty.

The batsmen simply swung hard at everything, connected each time, and even two mishits cleared the fence.

Stobo claimed a wicket at the beginning of his next over, and as he approached Makepeace he said that he could not recall going for anything like 23 in an over before.

Makepeace corrected him. It was 25. Bastard.

New PB.

Anyhow, normal programming was resumed in the final few overs, and Fairfield were kept below the seemingly achievable 300 mark, ending at 6-287. Ling bowled well, as did Connell, but it was a lot of runs to chase.

A relatively quiet changing room at lunch. But the task was straight forward enough: bat sensibly, and keep wickets in hand for the last fifteen overs. Howitt made the cogent ' and prophetic ' point that you could score 85 from the last 10 overs at Killara if you had wickets in hand. Another obvious point was made: someone would have to score a century, at least.

(Dan is always with us)

But, and I repeat, it was a lot of runs to chase. Particularly on a wicket that was a little gravely in appearance, and would probably take a bit of spin.

Kleem and Piccolo got us off to a reasonable start, but then Piccolo hit one to point and was caught. Fairfield had opened with an off spinner, who bowled tidily, and Kleem was bowled by him around his legs. 2-40 odd. Not really where we wanted to be.

Hokin joined Hosking, and the two stabilised things. They ran very well between the wickets, and even managed to get four overthrows following a scampered single. However, the required run rate was increasing, and soon it was upward of 7 an over.

Then Hosking was dismissed, a little controversially, caught behind. 3-100.

Enter Cashman.

He began calmly enough, and Hokin continued to pick up the odd boundary. The running was still excellent. The score climbed, but still not quite at the requisite rate.

Nevertheless, the pair was keen to ensure that wickets were in hand, so that an assault could be launched in the final phase of the game.

Hokin passed his fifty, and Cashman followed not long after. But, with his own score on 54, and the total on about 190, Hokin was dismissed, bowled as he tried to cut against the spin. Risks were necessary by this stage, but it was disappointing for Hokin that he was unable to guide the team home. Certainly he had applied himself superbly; he is a wonderful example of a team player, and I have been fortunate to see his last two innings in 2nd Grade.

(Rod Hokin at Killara)

When this game is talked about in years to come, Cashman's name will be remembered first, but in the next breath we will talk about Hokin's innings.

The inform Dowsley joined Cashman, but a mix up saw Dowsley run out, and when he was followed by a quick 9 from Makepeace, Gordon was, with eight overs to be bowled, 6-200. 88 shy of victory and, seemingly, out of the match. It had been a game chase, but in the end the target was simply be too big to achieve'

Stobo was ruing his eighth over with every minute that passed.

Enter Howitt. Cometh the hour, cometh the man. And a left-handed man, to boot. That would mean that the western boundary would be in play from both ends, as the batsman alternated strike.

Howitt played and missed at the first ball, and looked all at sea. His second ball he calmly lifted over midwicket for six.

But then followed the over that mattered.

The Fairfield captain elected to bowl his eighth over of off spin. Cashman elected to make hay while the sun still shone.

6,dot,6,dot,6,1,. And a couple of biggies, to boot. Still the required run rate was around 10 an over, but one could sense a shift in the balance of the game. Self-doubt crept on to the field, while Gordon had nothing to lose. A Fairfield misfield led to another four overthrows, which emphasised the changed nature of the game.

(Ed Howitt in action)

The first ball of the 45th over, and Cashman tried to back away and hit over point. He missed. Howitt came down the wicket and had a word. Experience.

Cashman listened. He remained still at delivery, trusted his skills, and hit three of the next four balls over midwicket to the long boundary for four. Another good over for the batting side.

Four overs left, forty to get.

I can't recall the sequence of events from there on in, but with two overs to go, twenty were required, and there was a lot of tension in the pavilion. Over number 49 was a beauty, and 16 must have come off it.

Therefore, six balls to bowl, four runs to win. Too easy.

1, 1, 2.

That would do it. 'We're proud to be part of the Gordon CC ''

Cashman had won the game for his team, with terrific help in particular from Hokin and Howitt, who remained 26*.

It must be remembered that this is not the first time Cashman has done some thing like this; he scored centuries in huge and successful run chases against Bankstown in 4th Grade two seasons ago, and against Eastern Suburbs in 2nd Grade last season. But this was certainly one to savour.

(Jeremy Cashman during his 130 last season) 

It's one thing to play a good innings. It's another thing entirely to play an innings that determines the outcome of the game. Gordon had dodged a bullet, and it was Cashman who had ensured that we ducked in time.

The song was sung with gusto, although the tune it is sung to nowadays is not quite the one that I remember from a good few years back.

The Fairfield boys were understandably disappointed by letting this one slip away, but they were impressive in defeat. As a group they were a terrific bunch, on and off the field. Competitive, determined, but with perspective. Such an attitude stems from the top, and Brett Lack and John Boulos led the way.

This was a memorable match, and it was hard to fathom that we had prevailed. It was quite surreal, sitting in the changing room, sipping a beer, trying to make sense of it.

It is because of that sort of feeling that I keep turning up every Saturday.

Well done, boys. We survived Round 6. Wins like this build character, and self-belief. You can't coach those things, and all of the talk in the world doesn't do it. You simply have to step up to the plate, and perform.

On now to Round 7. Sutherland. Another bloody road trip, with a packed lunch.

The petrol bill this season has seen my family go hungry on a few occasions. But Tids doesn't care, as long as we win.

And well done to the 1st Graders ' a terrific, gusty result. To bounce back from Round 5 the way you have done is another sign that this Club has grown tremendously in recent years.

And there's some pressure from a few of the lads in 2nd Grade, which is good.

The way it should be.

RM Stobo


Post script to match report

In the ING Cup game at the SCG (a big ground) today against Queensland, Glenn McGrath had the figures of 2 for 66 off his ten overs. Stobo's figures at Killara (a small ground) against Fairfield were 3-63 off his ten overs. Clearly, therefore, Stobo is a better bowler than McGrath. The defence rests.


2nd grade report vs Hawkesbury Day 2

2nd grade report vs Hawkesbury Day 2

2nd Grade Report v Hawkesbury (Day 2)

TWAAAANG!!

Bloody Hell! Where did that come from? An Apache arrow, this far north?!

What have I ever done to appear on Higgins' radar? I thought that I'd been quite nice to the lad.

Was he even at Benson's Lane No. 2?

I thought 4th Grade was playing there.

I don't recall talking to him, seeing him, hearing him. I spoke to my old mate and former skipper, Marty Reynolds, for a bit; I asked Captain Brand how things were going; I chatted to the people's champion, Iqbal, which is always enjoyable. Medcalf was with us for the warm up; I was pleased ' but not in the least bit surprised ' to see him bat superbly, and get his mates out of a big hole. It's always terrific to see Goldsmith, as well as a few more of my mates from the Ferrari: Parfett, Sweeney, and Gulaptis. And Chris Lee certainly seems like a quality fellow.

They were all there, and it was great to see all of them.

But Higgins?

I feel like I was set upon by Cousin It.

People call him Missy Higgins, but he looks more like Delta Goodrem. Or Catriona Rowntree.

And he tried to run out my mate Iqbal, before Iqbal had even faced a ball.

Bastard.

But have I ever told him to get a hair cut? I don't think so. I don't really care, to be honest.

Yes, agreed, it does look stupid; but if Higgins wants to look as stupid as he does, he's perfectly entitled to.

Far be it from me to suggest otherwise. Anyway, I suspect that it's just an adolescent stage he's going through. He'll look back on the photos with horror some years down the track.

For what it's worth, the gauntlet didn't even hit the ground; it was caught on the way down.

Game on.

But I must say, he was right about Connell.

So, what about the second day of Round 5? Another good one for the Reserve Graders. We defended 264 by dismissing Hawkesbury for 168.

Rain had settled in over the floodplains of Richmond, and Benson's Lane was under most of it.

A lot of waiting around, which is interesting, given some of the personnel in 2nd Grade. At times I think this team's been picked by Messrs Hickman, Wilson and Stephenson just to test my commitment to the Club.

We made a start, at 2.30pm. 67 overs to be bowled, with tea at 4.45pm, which is closer to dinner than tea.

Hawkesbury recommenced at 2-46, still 219 runs from victory. Stobo and Connell opened the bowling. The ball was always going to get wet; it soon lost its lustre, and the seam softened to mush. It took a little while to get the first wicket, but the umpteenth LBW shout saw Hawkesbury's answer to Charles Atlas on the way back to the pavilion. No send off for him.

Next ball, the Hawkesbury captain followed, caught brilliantly by Dowsley. Catching the shoulder of the bat, the ball ballooned over the slips and, running back, Dowsley dived full length away from the wicket to grasp the ball inches from the ground.

There's unlikely to be a better catch this year. If there is, I want to be there to witness it. It ranked with Sweeney's effort against Randwick-Petersham last season, and that's high praise indeed.

I wonder if Higgins would have got even close?

(Nick Dowsley batting against Hawkesbury)

Two overs later, another wicket, as Dowsley held on to a shoulder high chance at slip, to take his third catch of the innings. All in the slips, and all remarkably different. He's the sort of fielder who gives his bowlers confidence.

The ball was wet, and was doing virtually nothing. Fortunately, the Hawkesbury batsmen kept going hard at it, providing chances, and we kept taking them.

Connell was reintroduced from the pavilion end, and took a wicket in the first over of his spell, LBW.

Hawkesbury were now in deep trouble, at 6-100, and it seemed to be a question of whether or not the remaining wickets would fall before rain returned, or dark settled in.

Connell's spell was important, and right on tea the No 3, who'd batted patiently since the 6th over of the innings, was caught by Mallos in the gully, after a mistimed cut.

Gordon went to tea well and truly in the box seat, with Hawkesbury reeling at 7-127.

Incidentally, Mallos had been introduced into the attack, and struggled to find his length. In his first over, the ball wasn't landing in the right 'hood, let alone the right spot. To his credit he got it right in his remaining overs. Wet and seamless balls are hard to hanlde for any bowler.

(John Mallos in action) 

He's an interesting one, is Mallos.

On Thursday, at practice, the following exchange occurred between Mallos and Stobo:

Mallos: Stobes, what subject do you teach?

Stobo: History.

Mallos: Modern History?

Stobo: Yes.

Mallos (after some thought): Are the Vikings modern history?

Stobo (after some thought): What?

Mallos: Are the Vikings modern history?

Stobo: I wouldn't have thought so.

Mallos: So, are they ancient history?

Stobo: Um, no, I think they were in what we would regard as medieval history. The Dark Ages, in fact. Why? Do you have a particular interest in the Vikings?

Mallos: Well, I built a Viking boat when I was in Year 8.

Anyway, after the tea break, Connell had immediate success, and then followed up a few overs later, to have Hawkesbury nine down. Michael then picked up his first wicket in 2nd Grade, by having the No. 11 caught behind by Makepeace. Connell finished with four, following an encouraging second spell.

Therefore, a comprehensive win. The Gordon lower middle order had failed to capitalise fully on the good work of the top six, but that aside the team played pretty well. Certainly there was a good vibe in the field, and it was clear that everyone was pulling in the same direction.

(Dylan Connell in action)

Selector Hickman had stayed for the afternoon, which was pleasing ' for the record, he's the last 2nd Grade captain to have taken his team to the Final ' and, of course, Ed Howitt (Snr) was there, scoring, despite the fact that Ed Howitt (Jnr) wasn't even playing. A champion, is Ed Howitt (Snr).

I didn't see Higgins anywhere after the game.

Fairfield next round.

Like all opponents in second grade, they're a complete mystery to me, but we'll give them a run for their money.

R.M Stobo
2nd grade report vs Hawkesbury Day 1

2nd grade report vs Hawkesbury Day 1

2nd Grade Report v Hawkesbury (Day 1)

A good toss to win, and we won it. Chose to bat.

The wicket had a touch of grass, but looked good. It was on an edge of the square, meaning a reasonable hit to the fence on one side, but a bloody big hit to the other. Is 2nd Grade condemned to playing on the edge of squares? Certainly it's been the norm this season.

(Rod Hokin in action at Benson's Lane)

A wide and a no ball meant that the first over was eight deliveries long, and Kleem pushed at the eighth, only to steer it to second slip.

Hinton joined Piccolo, and the two looked in good touch, until Hinton also steered a ball to second slip, and we were 2-25.

Then an important partnership. Hokin and Piccolo batted with patience and resolve, and saw us to lunch for no further loss of wickets. The score had also cantered along, and the hundred was passed. The first important partnership of the day was up and running.

Piccolo was applying himself very well, and it was disappointing that he was unable to notch up three figures. Certainly he looked determined to do so. But he fell for a well made 65.

Dowsley joined Hokin, and the two batted superbly. Both are good to watch, as they play fluently, and keep the ball on the ground. The score raced along, and a huge total looked possible. Hokin's first false stroke came when he was 78, and the breeze held the ball up for a catch to be taken. It was a very good response to the fact that he was in 2nd Grade; the sort of response that marks a man of character.

(A classic Nick Dowsley pull shot)

Therefore, within six or seven minutes of tea, Gordon was 4-225 and well in command.

It was at this point that Stobo had an encounter a question that only Dylan could ask. Dylan asked me how much he should eat for tea.

I thought about saying two pikelets, a jam roll and piece of pineapple, but thought better of it. It's important that he learns by making those sorts of decisions himself. Builds character.

Cashman received an LBW decision with which he was not enamoured. 5-225.

Then, in the last over before the break, Dowsley, who'd brought up his 50 with one of the shots of the day ' a cut behind point for four ' received a very controversial decision and was out, caught behind, for an excellent 54. It was an innings of class, and promise.

(Nick and Rocket scamper for a single)

6-225 at Tea. If only the break had come 10 minutes earlier.

Two new batsmen at the wicket for the start of the final session. Makepeace, and the feisty John Mallos, but more on him later.

Makepeace's poor run of luck continues, and he was adjudged LBW soon after the break. Stobo came and went for his second consecutive duck. Stumped, rather stupidly. 8-227.

It's a well known fact that if Stobo gets to 1, he's pretty much unstoppable. The sky's the limit. The world's his oyster.

However, all too often he doesn't get to 1, and this was yet another of those occasions.

Smith entered and, with Mallos, started to put some life back into the otherwise stalled innings. The score was taken past 240, before Smith was caught behind.

Unlike Dowsley, Smith hit his.

(Third umpire not required. The eagle eye of the photographer was able to get this shot as the ball missed the stumps with Nick trying to get in...the result. Out if it had hit the stumps)

Mallos was joined by Connell. Now, what a pair! Who was going to be giving the advice, the seasoned veteran or the young pup?

Nevertheless, the last wicket proved important, and hopefully decisive. The two batted sensibly, and runs came bit by bit. The score passed 250, 260, ' but on 267 Mallos skied one to be caught for a well made 34.

One hour to bowl. 16 overs.

Connell and Smith opened up. Smith was unlucky not to have a wicket in his first over, as a catch was put down at second slip.

However he did achieve the break through a couple of overs later as the culprit, Hinton, again misjudged the catch at second slip, only for Dowsley to run around behind him and catch the lobbed rebound.

The other Hawkesbury opener had retired hurt. Strained hamstring. With some more strength work during the week, he should be OK.

Stobo replaced Connell, and Mallos replaced Smith. It looked as if Hawkesbury would survive ' with a nightwatchman in ' until the final ball was bowled. With players around the bat, the nightwatchman offered no shot to Mallos, and was adjudged LBW.

He wasn't happy. He had a go at the umpire. He hit the stumps down with his bat.

(John Mallos in action)

Mallos and the non-striker were also engaged in conversation. Cashman was Mallos's adviser. It all calmed down quickly, but only after Mallos had uttered the immortal words, 'Mate, if ever you're in my 'hood ''

What does that mean?? As we play on the leafy North Shore, I suspect it means come and have a caf' latte, and a friand.

Either way, I think he's going to be a good lad to have around, and it's great that he's got his first wicket in 2nd Grade under his belt.

220 to defend. Eight wickets to get.

Good contest.

2nd grade report vs Manly Day 2

2nd grade report vs Manly Day 2

2nd Grade v Manly (Day 2)

The 2nd Grade side is powering on. A comprehensive win over the previously undefeated Manly, and a pretty solid performance all round. Two centuries, a record partnership for the 4th wicket, some good catching ' particularly by the mercurial Piccolo ' and excellent ground fielding, and a consistent bowling performance, including a five wicket haul (and a milestone) for the aging Howitt.

(Hoppa takes his caught and bowled)

381 v 244. Good job.

A good Stags Lunch on Friday to begin the weekend. Well done yet again to all the organisers, and especially Uncle Fatty. And great to see a number of the 2nd Grade boys there, including the very sharply dressed Rasool. Not sure exactly what Rasool did after the lunch, and I'm not sure that he is either, but a long day in the field was not what he needed. Took the rain gamble, perhaps? Bad decision.

Saturday began without the expected showers, and Gordon took to the field with a clear job to do. The first thing was to get an early breakthrough, and Smith provided it when, after a building good pressure with Connell, he pitched up, and took middle stump out of the ground.

(Hoppa is chased by Brad Rasool)

Connell was bowling very well, and was desperately unlucky not to get an LBW decision in his favour. However, it was not until Howitt was brought on that the second wicket fell, as he held a return catch.

He gets very excited about his wickets, does Howitt. Maybe it's because they don't come along all that often. No, that's cruel, and Howitt asked me on no less than three occasions during the day to say nice things about him in the report. So I will.

To a point.

Howitt's wicket took him to 347 wickets for Gordon, a fine effort indeed. Until you learn that A Wilson has also taken 347 wickets for Gordon. It sort of takes the shine off it a bit. Clearly wickets were much easier to come by in those far off distant days. Probably uncovered wickets.

(After doing a lap of the oval Hoppa is caught by his teammates)  

At lunch, Manly were 2-94, and things were probably pretty even. They had wickets in hand, but we had a big total on the board, and they still had a large mountain to climb. Wickets in hand at tea would probably be the key.

Connell opened up after lunch, from the northern end. The first ball was a firm push to the right of mid on. Stobo was in that position, and moved across toward the line of the ball. With every step he was weighing up the decision: hamstring or four runs, hamstring or four runs, hamstring or '

Four runs.

The wicket was benign, and rain was on the radar, to the northwest.

We learn that rain's on the way by going in to the pavilion and looking at Secretary Falk's computer.

In the old days we used to go outside and look up.

Howitt was bowling what was to be a marathon spell. Thirty overs in a row. Clearly he has O'Neill-Fuller round his little finger. This is something that has to be worked on. He's all peaches and cream when the captain's around.

(Dylan Connell during his first spell)

And I'd like to say at this point that O'Neill-Fuller is a very good captain. He thinks. He's willing to consult, but not too much. He constructs good, interesting plans, and keeps the game alive during the long stretches. And he's not really the devil.

But I think he's scared to take Howitt off.

Admittedly, so too would I be if I was in his position. I've learned that Eddie's a frightening little man when he learns that his spell's come to an end.

Howitt did take wickets, though. A plan to have the Manly No 4 caught square of the wicket on the off side finally worked when, after a dozen or so overs, Howitt decided to bowl to it. Dowsley held the catch at point.

That took him to 348, past Wilson, to equal 17th on the list, alongside his old mate, Kurt Morrison.

Then, with the rain starting to fall ' according to Falk's computer, at least ' a firmly hit drive off Howitt was held on to by Smith at mid on, after first crashing in to his chest. No 349 for Howitt. It was a key wicket, and tipped the balance back towards Gordon. Manly were five wickets down, but still with plenty of runs to get, and about 45 overs to be bowled.

(The Manly opener departs minus middle stump)

Play was halted at that point due to the rain.

Howitt resumed after the break, of course. The ball couldn't be removed from his hand, short of an acetylene torch. And O'Neill-Fuller clearly didn't have one.

The pitch was playing easily, and the damp outfield had softened the ball, and importantly, the seam.

Eventually, at the 70th over, the ball had split badly enough at the quarter seam for it to be replaced. Secretary Falk darted into the pavilion, and another ball was quickly found, of similar age.

Goodo, but sadly it also had a similar split at the quarter seam. Aren't you meant to replace a stuffed ball with an unstuffed ball? We replaced like with like.

A catch by Piccolo at mid off was well held, and saw the Manly captain depart, but it was followed by an even better effort by the very same Piccolo, running backwards, and never taking his eyes from the ball. And as soon as we got there, he made sure that we knew that he never dropped catches, and that he really was a very good fielder.

(Mark Smith in his opening spell) 

The first of these two wickets was Howitt's 350th, which is a terrific milestone, and a tribute to a genuinely great Gordon clubman. Howitt has stuck through the tough times, and that's a measure of the man. For me, playing alongside him for the first time this year has been terrific, and it's a bugger that he won't be there next week.

There is a downside, having Howitt in the team. He brings his father to the game every week. But that can't be helped, I suppose.

Through all of this, one Manly opener was still there, grinding away. He had been dropped at gully before lunch, but that aside he had been stubbornly defiant. However, he was not scoring fast enough to put pressure on us, and he was not being supported well enough by his other batsmen. As a result, Manly was digging a hole for itself.

A run out saw another wicket, and Stobo finally got himself on the board with a catch to Makepeace from the final delivery he would bowl in the day. Knowing that the second new ball was due, that this would be his last over, and that Selector Wilson had just arrived and would never let up if he finished wicketless, it was probably as important as any wicket Stobo had ever taken.

With the second new ball came an interesting piece of theatre. Smith took the first over, from the northern end, before Connell started to pace out his run at the southern end.

(Matt Makepeace shows off his glove work against Manly)

Howitt was dismayed and distraught. How dare the captain give the bloody new ball to the bloody opening bowlers. Stomping around at mid on, he had to be physically restrained from picking up a stump and driving it through O'Neill-Fuller's heart.

Only thirty overs on the trot. How dare he '?

Any way, the new ball did the job. Connell had an LBW given ' the opener finally dismissed for 115 ' then Smith took the final one, as a mistimed pull was skied and held by Makepeace behind the wicket.

Therefore, a good win. Manly is a team full of good lads, and it was a hard fought contest.

The only downside is the fact that, of the 381 that we scored, well over half were scored by two batsmen, in one partnership. The other nine only contributed 144 between them, and that's not good enough. A chance for others to step up the plate this week.

But, importantly, it was a day in the field that was good for the team. A grinding day, with a good result. We all had to work hard, and work together. There was a very positive feel all day, and lots of support across the park. [And a special mention for Kleem and Smith. Both worked bloody hard in the field all day, and it was certainly appreciated by their team mates.]

Teamness.

I've been lucky enough to see it in a good number of sides at Gordon over the years ' including recent ones. It's something that's built up over time ' it doesn't happen by accident ' and this side's definitely putting the blocks in place.

(Hoppa during his 30 overs)

Bring on Hawkesbury.

RMS

PS. I picked up a Gordon club shirt after the game by mistake. I thought at first that it might be Howitt's. But then I realised that it couldn't be, as it's only a Large. I'll take it to training on Thursday'

2nd grade report Day 1 Round 4

2nd grade report Day 1 Round 4

2nd Grade Report v Manly (Day 1)

Gordon 381 v Manly 0-8.

Looks good on the surface, but the boundary's close on the Roseberry Road side, and the wicket is good to bat on.

(JOF straight drives for four)

O'Neill-Fuller 128. Casman 108. Partnership of 220-odd. Boundaries a plenty, and some very good running between the wickets.

Good work, lads.

Gordon won the toss, after a drizzly sort of warm up, and O'Neill-Fuller elected to bat.

Club Secretary Hartigan Falk knows the Killara strip better than anyone on the planet. Stobo asked him for his thoughts, as the openers took guard.

'It certainly looks good,' said Secretary Falk, 'but there's some grass underneath.'????

Who am I to argue?

Piccolo was dismissed for 8. I'm not sure how, as I was on the coffee run to Lindfield. It was uneventful, if you're interested. No eight car pile up, but it did take a long while ' and many laps of the block ' to find a place to park without having to reverse in.

(Cashy gets his 100)

1-64, and all was going swimmingly, until Kleem skied a ball on the edge of the first drinks break. Why he chose to play the shot that he did, when he did, I will never begin to understand, but that's what happened.

Rasool didn't quite get across to a wider one, and was caught at slip. Gordon was 3-65. Then Cashman joined his Captain, and the two set about making the most of the conditions.

I have come to believe firmly that O'Neill-Fuller is the devil incarnate. I've watched him for the past few weeks, and he frightens me. He seems to represent evilness and badness. And there's a lot of evidence to support my thinking, but we needn't go there.

Ed Howitt (Snr), on the other hand, is a champion of goodness and niceness.

Therefore, I worry that, at some time during the season, there will be lightning and thunder in the dressing room as these two forces try to cancel each other out.

Sadly, I think the devil incarnate will win.

Easily.

Anyway, he was in fine touch. Most shots were along the ground, and most hit the fence. The boundaries were not all that well protected, and once through the infield, the result was inevitable.

At lunch, Gordon was 3-131. It was an odd session.

But the second session was almost sublime. Cashman and Screwtape O'Neill-Fuller set about consolidating the position. They batted sensibly, quietly. But then the runs began to flow again. Very few maidens were bowled, and lots of boundaries were hit. A false shot from Cashman was put down on the short boundary, but luck favours the bold.

O'Neill-Fuller brought up his century first, with a cracking cover drive. There were nineteen 4s, and virtually all of them were worth seeing.

(Nick Dowsley during his 44)

Cashman took a little while to move from 98 to 100, but the single that took him to his hundred was marked by a very proud salute to the dressing room.

They are both terrific fellows to play with, and it was wonderful that they shared such a good stand. Both deserved their milestones, and it is nice to think that their partnership ' over 200 ' will be recorded in the Annual Report for ever.

Unfortunately, right on Tea, Cashman skied a short ball, and was caught, bringing the partnership to an end. It was clear from the disappointment evident on his face that he knew that the job was not yet done; that, as much as anything, suggests that Cashman has a great temperament, and was batting not for himself, but for the team.

After the break, Dowsley and O'Neill-Fuller resumed, but the Captain fell for a very well made 128. His innings was watchful, but at the same time he put away the loose delivery. And he never seemed to hit the ball too hard; rather, he played within himself, and the runs flowed.

Makepeace missed out, but Howitt and Dowsley added another 30, before Howitt fell. Stobo failed to trouble the scorers, being caught at slip off the first delivery with the second new ball.

(JOF pulls another four) 

Fortunately, Smith applied himself well, and helped Dowsley take the score past 350.

Dowsley's dismissal brought Holmes, to the crease. With Smith, another 20 odd was added, and when the innings was ended with Smith's dismissal, Gordon had 381 on the board, and four overs to bowl.

Manly survived the four overs, and scored eight runs, but there were a couple of near things. An edge was too low to be clung on to by Makepeace; an LBW shout off Smith must have been agonisingly close; and Stobo nearly snuck one through.

However, the job now is to defend the remaining 373. Whether or not there will still be grass under the wicket will remain to be seen, but the boundary on the western side will still be very close.

We will have to bowl well on Saturday.

I love bowling.

Can't wait.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report Round 3

2nd grade report Round 3

2nd Grade Report v Parramatta

An odd day, of sorts. A long delayed start, a 30 over game, but a win for the good guys, which was the main thing.

We turned up to find the wicket at Old Kings bone dry, but the far edge of the square ' some fifteen metres away from the pitch ' sodden from the rain during the night. Parramatta does not possess a cover for the whole square, using instead a largish cover for most of it, and a small one to do what's left.

(Gareth Wright)

For what it's worth, it doesn't appear to work all that well, which is a shame, given that it is their 1st Grade ground.

Indeed, it seemed for a time that there would be no play at all, as the groundsman was not keen to hand the ground over. I think the word for it is 'frustrating'.

However, eventually a degree of sanity prevailed, and a decision was made to get underway at 1.50pm. 30 overs a side, 6 overs a bowler, no drinks breaks, etc.

The sooner the better as far as Stobo was concerned; not so much because he wanted a longer game, but because there's only so long that he could put up with Connell on the sidelines.

For some reason completely beyond me, Connell had decided that he was going to get seven wickets that day. How and why he'd come up with this, I've no idea. In all the years I've played, I've never known how many wickets I'd get on any given day ' if any ' until the end of the day's play. It is true that I generally had a good idea of the number of runs I was likely to score, because it was likely to be fewer than two, however, Connell was broadcasting far and wide that he'd get seven wickets. He was sure of it. He just knew.

In the end, he got one. Missed out by six. Bugger.

(Dylan in action)

For the second week in a row, O'Neill-Fuller lost the toss, and Gordon took to the field. For the second week in a row, it was probably a good toss for Gordon to lose, as we felt that we could control the tempo of the game and, most importantly, the run chase, if we fielded first, given the abridged nature of the game. It was nice to have the decision taken out of our hands.

The first ball of the game was smashed to backward point, hitting Stobo just below the thumb on the right hand. It bloody hurt, but he didn't cry. Felt like it, though. Couldn't feel his hand for the next eight overs.

However, far worse luck for Wright, who broke down at the end of his first over with back spasms. It was a sad sight seeing him struggle off the field. Hopefully it will sort itself out quickly, because he's a terrific fellow to have in the side; few players in the Club can match him for heart.

But it was an even sadder sight for Michael Falk, who'd just turned up and sat down with his lunch, only to learn that he was needed on the field. As well prepared as any boy scout, Falk had his creams in the car, and soon enough he was patrolling the western boundary like a gazelle. Only, a very old one.

(Michael Falk making the mistake of watching at an earlier game this year)

He's a legend, Michael Falk, and it was great to have him on the field. He held the catch for my first wicket in 1st Grade, a way back when, in 1983; it seemed to me that he'd been around for ages then. Now, October 2005, and he's still as dependable as ever, as we will see a little further on. It was great to be back on the field with him again.

Connell took the first wicket, as O'Neill-Fuller held a good catch low down to his right at cover. A wicket to Stobo in his first over, and then a good, tight period as O'Neill-Fuller in particular controlled the game. Very few boundaries, and wickets fell reasonably regularly.

The best of them was the catch by Falk, off Howitt. A ball skied behind the keeper, and Falk set off from backward point, lunging at the last moment to hold on the catch at full stretch on the run. However, something had to give, and it did. His left hamstring. Nevertheless, he managed to hobble around the field for the final 10 overs or so, which was terrific, and typical of the man.

There was also one other notable piece of 'fielding'.

Get this.

The ball is hit to deep midwicket. Connell gives chase. He pulls it up inside the boundary.

So far, so good.

He turns to throw. It all goes horribly Connellesque. Instead of a sixty yard throw to the keeper, the ball travels five yards backwards, into the fence.

Four runs.

I was chatting to a Parramatta player on the far boundary at the time. We both went quiet.

Howitt, O'Neill-Fuller, Connell and Dowsley all bowled well. Cashman, Rasool, and Redrup all fielded superbly. Piccolo was also very safe.

Parramatta was restricted to 7-127 off their 30 overs, which was pleasing.

Rasool and Piccolo began the run chase well, and 30 was up in quick time. Rasool then skied one, to be caught at square leg. It was the first false shot he's played in the last 200 runs that he's scored.

Dowsley never really settled before his dismissal, but O'Neill-Fuller took up the running and the momentum was regained.

(John O'Neill-Fuller)

However, just as looked under control, O'Neill-Fuller was out to a terrific delivery, spinning through the gate.

Piccolo was working hard, which was pleasing, and looked set to bat through to the end. Cashman joined him, began quietly, but hit his stride as the innings progressed. Sherman's dismissal for 30 was disappointing in a sense, but it was not a Piccolo-like 30. It was measured, and determined. It set up the win.

Cashman and Makepeace then ensured it. Both batted beautifully, and sprinkled singles with boundaries. The running was a feature. Makepeace fell with only a dozen or so required, but there was to be no last minute drama as Cashman drove a straight six and, with Redrup, reached the target with a handful of overs remaining.

A good job all round.

Rasool, Dowsley and Redrup struggled manfully to sing the song, but it's still a mystery to them, and particularly to Rasool. But they're learning, and points for effort. At least they're getting practice.

And well done again to the Club ' 11 wins in the last 11 games played. The last time was ' when?

(Matt Makepeace)

Pity 4th Grade was washed out ' was it the only game in Sydney not to get on?

Manly next week, and the first game at Killara for 2nd Grade.

The last couple of games have been pleasing, but a sterner challenge waits ahead.

Good.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report vs Blacktown Day 2

2nd grade report vs Blacktown Day 2

2nd Grade Report v Blacktown (Day 2)

Gordon 8-299 defeated Blacktown 208.

Brad Rasool ' 154 Not Out.

Cover drives regularly piercing the gap, hustled singles, straight drives, cuts '

Brad Rasool. 154 Not Out.

Outrageous. Sensational.

The fellow can bat.

The day began predictably enough, with Blacktown batting on. 97 overs on Saturday, 8-192. Thankfully, Wright picked up a wicket early ' the young lad who'd batted for over five hours for 74. Extraordinarily, it was Connell who took the catch, lunging (dare I say 'diving'?) in the gully. Given that he put one down on Saturday that travelled happily at waist height to mid off, it was quite unbelievable that he clung on to this one. But he did, and all was good.

A couple of boundaries to the No. 11 took the score past 200, but the moment he found himself on strike to Connell he learned that lobbing on to the front foot as the bowler is halfway into his run up has its drawbacks. Particularly if you don't wear a helmet. I'm not sure what protection the small piece of cardboard in the peak of his cap offered, but mercifully he gloved a ball through to Makepeace before we had the chance to pin him properly.

All out 208. 108 overs.

Piccolo and Rasool ran from the field to get padded up. Not sure exactly why, but it did give the impression of urgency in Rasool's case. For Piccolo, I suspect it was more about trying to squeeze in as many bloody cigarettes as he could before having to front up to the bowling.

Either way, they began brightly enough, and put on 33 for the first wicket, before Sherman was bowled for 21.

(Gareth Wright in action)

Dowsley looked in command for 17, but then fell to a long hop which he hit, rather obligingly, to point. At least I was told this is what happened, as at the time I was at the Plumpton Marketplace getting coffees for the Captain, the Vice-Captain, and the Scorer. Cashman looked comfortable for 18, and put on over 50 with Rasool, before staying on the crease (rather inexplicably) and being trapped in front. The Captain then settled in and also looked remarkably comfortable, before hitting a ball straight back to the spinner, who held the catch.

Gordon was certainly in command, with well over 100 on the board, but it is reasonable to say that the four dismissals to that point had all been due to batting lapses, rather than the bowling. Everyone had made a start, but only one had passed 25.

Makepeace then stepped in to join Rasool, and the two added 60 very easily, before Makepeace departed, again with a start, but not a substantial score. However, he had helped take the team to the edge of first innings points. Danny Redrup ensured that those first innings points were secured, right on Tea.

And, of course, in the period before Tea, Rasool brought up his century with a straight driven boundary; a fitting shot to mark the moment, if ever there was one.

His innings was terrific on a number of levels. Not only had he carried his bat to the first innings points, he had kept the ball on the ground, regularly placed the ball into gaps in the field, and his running between the wickets was good from the word go. His only problem in this area was when his Captain came to the wicket, pushed his second ball to the left of mid on, called (loudly) YES!, then a few moments later (almost as loudly), NOOOOOO ', by which time Rasool was accelerating. Fortunately, Rasool was able to turn quickly and regain his ground before awful things happened.

And news was filtering through about the goings on at other grounds, and the news was good. Wickets falling at Killara, buckets of runs at Beauchamp and Turramurra, and the 4th Grade side crushing them at Whalan Reserve. All was right with the world.

Falks M and A visited for a bit, as did Selector Hickman. It was noticed that Falk A turned up just in time for tea. Coincidental? Possibly. Or not.

Either way, great to see the greatest GDCC Club Secretary since T Hartigan (1916-16) at Joe McAleer Oval.

After tea, it became a matter of batting without the pressure, and in the hope of seeing Rasool to at least 150, as well as improving the quotient, if possible.

Redrup fell, and was followed by Wright. Note that it was Wright, and not Howitt. This led to a moment of tension, as Howitt hurled his bat and pads away in disgust, when told of his demotion. But no one else cared. Found it all rather amusing, indeed. Either way, he got his opportunity, and really showed his skipper by scoring a superb 4.

Stobo joined Rasool, with three overs to the final drinks break, and 8 runs for Rasool's 150. With two balls to drinks, Rasool was on 148. With one ball before drinks, Rasool was on 154, having driven the off spinner straight over long off for six. A great way to bring up his highest score in a game of cricket.

He played the last ball sedately, the game was ended, we all shook hands, and walked from the field.

Rasool's innings was superb, and marks him as a player with a real future.

Therefore, a great weekend for the Club, and for the 2nd Grade side in particular. The bowling was good, the ground fielding and keeping excellent, and the run chase was managed with relative ease. However, a number of dropped catches, and too many batsmen made starts, but didn't go on with the job. In fact, after Rasool's 154*, the next highest score was 22 (having said that, there were three partnerships over 50).

The 2nd Grade side is a good one, and this win was important. Bring on Parramatta next week.

Richard Stobo
2nd grade report vs Blacktown

2nd grade report vs Blacktown

2nd Grade Report v Blacktown (Day 1)

Better day at the office than last week. More in keeping with this team.

And great to have Gareth Wright and Nick Dowsley aboard ' both very good men, and assets to the side.

(Dylan has them standing to attention at Blacktown)

Stobo was late. Missed a bloody turn somewhere near Blacktown, and that was the end for him. No chance from there. However, for the second week running, the Captain was late as well.

Thankfully, everyone's agreed that, if the Captain's late, no one has to pay a fine. Thank goodness for that. The team discussed it at length, and the motion was carried, unanimously. Phew.

Gareth Wright was also late, having just stepped off the plane from the University games in Brisbane.

Six games of soccer, and two hours sleep before arriving. It would be interesting to see how he coped.

(Gareth getting into the action early at Blacktown)

Joe McAleer Oval is pretty, and it has Whalan Reserve covered in that department. The wicket was flat, but covered with grass ' to bowl or not to bowl, that was the question.

O'Neill-Fuller lost the toss, and Blacktown elected to make first use of the pitch. O'Neill-Fuller would have bowled anyway, as the life was going to be there early.

Connell and Wright bowled reasonably well early, but didn't really make the batsmen play enough. However, runs were kept to a minimum, and after 15 overs Blacktown had only reached about 20.

Stobo was introduced, and had some success in his second over, with a catch to Makepeace right on the drinks break.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two wickets in his next over meant that Blacktown was now in trouble ' 3-20 odd, and the wicket was doing a bit. One of the wickets was interesting: the batsman squared up, edged the ball, it took the top of off stump, and Makepeace completed the 'catch'.

However, the batsmen negotiated the second hour, and went to lunch still three wickets down, but with only 40 or so in the bank.

The Gordon ground fielding was, for the most part, excellent, but the catching was not. Two wickets fell in the second session, but in the final hour a clutch of catches went down, meaning that Blacktown was five down at tea, for 117.

(Stobs, Cashy, Nick and JOF are ready)

62 overs had been bowled.

It was grinding stuff.

After tea, Gareth Wright produced a truly impressive piece of bowling. Worn out from the week away, he was coaxed into bowling more overs than he probably thought he could, and his line, length and pace were terrific. It was a spell based more on will power than anything, and it was appreciated by all; certainly by anybody who has had to haul himself up to bowl another delivery when everything says you shouldn't. Unfortunately, it was not as well rewarded as it should have been, as a number of catches went down during his spell; however, it is clear that Wright is a valuable player in this side.

19 overs, 1-20. Outstanding.

The day ground on. And on. Less that two runs an over.

Stobo and Eddie Hemmings Howitt took the second new ball. Common sense prevailed, and Connell took over from Hemmings Howitt.

Stobo was walking back to bowl, and noticed a man and his son casting a fishing line at the southern end of the oval. A pleasant pastime on what was a lovely afternoon.

Oddly, though, there was no water within five miles of the spot. Stobo wondered about this, and put it to Howitt.

Howitt suggested that they were practising.

Possibly, but who practises fishing?! Don't you just go and do it? It would be like practising going to sleep. Or walking. You just don't. You just do it. Anyway, it was an interesting distraction from what was turning out to be a very dull batting performance.

(Gareth Wright at Joe McAleer)  

Howitt was reintroduced, and took a wicket in his first over. Connell took a wicket with the last ball of the day.

Nothing much happened in between. Blacktown finished after 97 overs on 8-192. Give me strength.

But they'll probably bat on on Monday morning, and it will be our job to take the remaining two wickets, and then chase the runs. We've done a lot of very good work, and it is important that it is not undone through carelessness in the first session on Day 2.

The bowlers toiled well to a man, and showed character. All put in. I have mentioned Wright, but Connell (2-28 off 21) and Howitt (1-not many, of a lot) also did a great job.

And so did Makepeace behind the wicket, and it was good to hear Howitt acknowledge him after the game. Keepers are important, and Howitt knows the value of a keeper to a spinner. Makepeace is a good man to have behind the stumps, and in the team.

Indeed, this a good team to play in; quality players, and a terrific spirit. In particular, the new guys ' Redrupp, Rasool, Dowsley ' are all fine men and Gordon is certainly stronger, both on and off the field, for having them.

(Matt Makepeace doing line out practice)

Day One's down. Gordon has the upper hand.

But the job is far from over. It is crucial that we take nothing for granted until the last run is scored.

Richard Stobo

2nd grade report vs easts

2nd grade report vs easts

2nd Grade Report v Eastern Suburbs

Bad day at the office. Really bad day at the office.

Eastern Suburbs 2-200 defeated Gordon 199. Ouch. Big ouch.

It's tough to win a game when only one batsman in the side scores fifty, only one other passes 20, and Stobo's the third top scorer (!). And on a wicket that didn't threaten. To be honest, Eastern Suburbs gave us a lesson. But more on that later.

$20 fine for being late, as judged by the Captain's watch. Set in concrete at the team meeting on Thursday evening.

(JOF showing his style during the trip to Newcastle earlier this month)

Stobo was certainly nervous. This was pressure he simply didn't need. Only the day before he'd shelled out more money than he earns in a year on cricket gear and subs, and here he was, terrified that a traffic jam in the Tunnel was going to end up costing him more. Bloody hell.

He woke at 4.00am and couldn't get back to sleep because he was thinking of all of the things that might hold him up. A blackout during the wee early hours might bugger the alarm clock? Car has a flat battery? Flat tyre? Run out of petrol? '

He wasn't sure that he would be able to feed his children.

He was knackered and stressed before the day had even begun.

As it was, he made it in plenty of time.

Waverley Oval certainly is pretty at sunrise.

And, as it was, only one player was late.

The Captain. O'Neill-Fuller.

Of course. 'Nuff said.

O'Neill-Fuller won the toss. Elected to bat. The wicket didn't have much grass, but there was a little bit of moisture in it. The first hour would be important.

First ball of the season (and for his new Club), Rasool crashed to the point boundary. At that rate we were going to score 1,200. Plus the odd no-ball.

That would be defendable, thought Stobo.

However, at 3-20, with Piccolo, Hosking and Rasool back under the Grandstand, 1,200 was looking a little less likely.

Incidentally, the Sandman ' Steve Abbott ' was there. How good is that? Seemed like a good fellow, and was watching his son playing for Eastern Suburbs.

You know you're getting on a bit when you're facing up to the Sandman's son in a game of cricket.

Then Cashman and the Captain set about righting the ship. A good partnership ensued. Committee man Wilson, who was about to leave because things weren't looking bright, decided to stay for a bit longer.

30, 40, 50 are all passed. 60, 70 ' 100 up. O'Neill-Fuller is playing shots ' including a couple over the fence ' while Cashman is playing straight. O'Neill-Fuller reaches his half-century. The partnership passes 100. But things are not yet safe and, when Cashman is run out on 49, another tumble of wickets. 3-130 becomes 6-not many more.

Howitt the Younger ' who is actually becoming Howitt-the-Middle-Aged ' joins O'Neill-Fuller, but their partnership ends with the fall of the Captain, stumped, for a well made 88.

Gordon is 7-160, and not in the position that it could, or should, be.

Howitt falls, and the last two pairs add another 30-odd before the final wicket goes down, after 49.4 overs. All out for 199.

(Howitt the middle aged)

It will be tough to defend, given the short boundary on the eastern side, and the placid nature of the wicket.

Connell opens the bowling, and captures an early wicket, with Harry Rednap ' no, wait a minute, he's the manager of Southampton FC ' Danny Redrup taking the catch at square leg. 1-11, and the start we were after.

But it goes downhill from there. The two Eastern Suburbs batsmen were relatively limited, but they appeared to understand that, and they played within their limits. Occasional bits of good fortune, perhaps, but for the most part they kept it simple, and effective. If they batted for the better part of fifty overs, they would win the game. They did what they had to do, and didn't seem too fussed if it didn't make a highlights package.

A good lesson to learn, lads.

O'Neill-Fuller rang the changes, but without success. There were some tidy overs, and some good deliveries, but the bowling rarely threatened.

Howitt-the-Middle-Aged came on at the northern end, and claimed a good caught and bowled, but the score was 2-100, and Eastern Suburbs were on top.

And so it went on. The runs flowed steadily, and the score crept up. A bit of controversy with a possible run out turned down, after a straight drive deflected off Howitt's finger on to the stumps. But that aside, there were only one or two other chances, and the game didn't hinge on either.

Connell was the pick of the bowlers, with 1-23 off ten. Howitt also bowled well, and claimed 1-37 off his ten. Rasool, Hosking and Cashman all fielded particularly well, in tough areas.

Eastern Suburbs scored the winning run in the 47th over, which makes it seem a bit closer than it really was. Their opener scored a deserved century. If we'd scored 230, which was well within reach when we were 3-135, then we had a real contest on our hands, but 199 was simply not enough.

So a disappointing day, and made more so when the results of the other games filtered in. But the season is long, and good teams ' and Clubs ' bounce back.

At least the Swans won.

Richard Stobo


 

Third Grade Match Reports 05/06

Third Grade Match Reports 05/06

The third grade team plays for Mitchell Cup. All of the lower grades generally contain a number of experienced players and young higher grade aspirants.

Points for all wins go to the club championship.

Third Grade match reports for 2005/6 season are provided below:

3rd Grade Report Round 15

3rd Grade Report Round 15

Third Grade Report vs UNSW
 
Saturday provided Gordon's third graders with an opportunity take out its collective frustrations. A mixture of solid cricket to get the team into virtually every game but the inability to put games beyond the reach of our opposition meant that we were no chance of playing finals cricket this year. We set ourselves a goal after Christmas, win every game and we would be a chance, the results to the last round, as you have all read were:
  • Sydney Uni - lost by one wicket
  • Northern Districts - won by 180 runs
  • Penrith - draw with Penrith 9 down
  • Western Suburbs - won chasing 360
  • North Sydney - lost by one wicket.

(Brad Rasool in action)

Close but no cigar. Consequently, the game against Kensington Technical College ("Kenso") was worth nothing and, after a very frustrating season, it would have been understandable to have played a bunch of care-free shots that would have resulted in either a score to rival those witnessed at the Wanderers on Sunday night or Chatswood Oval on Saturday. Instead the team covenanted that it would put in the same 100% that it had demonstrated all year. Certainly it did so to enough teams to have heard the comment from a number of high flyers that they were not unpleased that they would not be facing the Stags at the end of March.
 
Another toss lost but a curious decision to insert by the Kenso skipper. Perhaps when you play every second week at David Phillips Oval North, every other deck looks like a green seamer. Surely it was a mistake, especially with Sherman and Kleem reunited in the side, Kenso should have been prepared to pay.
 
(Mitchell Kleem hits out at Beauchamp)
 
However, as is always the case, reputations in cricket count for little and after 4 overs Gordon had lost these soul brothers to be 2-20. Rasool came to the crease and with Kelly set about building the innings, a significant number of singles were picked up and hardly a loose ball was not put away; but Kelly (24) appeared to get bored with the bowling, that could barely have been over military medium and edged a ball that he tried to hit to Killara.
 
Three wickets down with only 70 on the board. Last game that would have spelled disaster but Rasool was up to the task and he blazed away at anything loose, whilst turning over the strike with Goldsmith, Richtor, Medcalf and Michael, up until he played well forward to a leg spinner and was adjudged lbw on 99. Stobo claims that batsmen never think that they are out lbw, that is not true, of the 86 times that I have been given out in that fashion in grade cricket I was dead to rights at least twice, actually probably only once. In any event Rasool can feel hardly done by. The umpire, a nice enough bloke who played cricket for St Ives asked Kelly at the end of play about any constructive criticism that he may have about his performance, to which Kelly replied "if you are going to give decisions like that you had better think twice about inviting comments about your performance".
 
In any event, the innings put us right into the game and showed that Rasool is far too good a player to be playing in 3rd grade and with some really good preparation and placing a high value on his wicket, such as the price placed on his wicket by Cashman, he will surely be pushing for the top team once more.
And so the Stags would take to the field for the final time in season 2005/2006 defending 239.
 
The start could not have better with two wickets falling within seven balls, one to each of Lee and Holmes. Kenso was reeling and before long they found themselves 4-33, with some great bowling from the openers. Holmes has really reasserted himself as bowler of real talent in the latter part of this season. At this point Stephenson senior arrived with M Falk to draft the services of Rasool to cover an injury in 1st grade and it may have been coincidence but, from this point Kenso put together a partnership of 120 that saw them scream back into the contest.
 
(Chris Lee in action)
 
A couple of catches went down off each player and admittedly, whilst all but one were pretty tough, it has been a bad habit to have developed in recent games. I would hate to blame the loss of Rasool but it certainly affected the rest of the team. In desperation the skipper, weary from a season of disappointments and near misses, made a petulant, some would say ridiculous move, and introduced Sherman to the bowling crease, with the welcoming words "come on mate have a crack, surely your day cannot get any worse".
 
Almost from the first ball Sherman showed all that bowling at the stumps on a length makes it very difficult to score runs. The partnership was broken, with a frustrated shot to mid off, then another in the same over and then the prize wicket of Kenso's number 4, who had previously dispatched Michael over the eastern boundary and lost the ball, was caught again of Sherman on the cow corner fence. Seven for 180 quickly became 9-190 with about 12 overs remaining. The team came together on the field for the last time and the captain said "I just want to go on record as saying, I can't believe we lost this game from here". Much laughing ensued but Kenso's last pair set about hitting anything with width and ran plenty of singles.
 
Not again. Not seven times in one year, surely such a record has never been set.
 
Twelve runs to win after some tight overs from Chris Lee off 12 balls, Kelly cowered to the deep cover fence, cursing his luck and wanting to be as far away from the opposition dressing room as possible. Sherman half volley on off stump, big swing that if connected would have meant 6 off 11 balls, off stump knocked out of the ground. Jubilation! Who knew Sherman, who finished with figures of 4-19 off 9 overs, had the zip required to knock a stump out of the ground. A fantastic finish to the season for this team, which is filled with talent and destined for better luck and higher honours next year.
 
A enthusiastic song was commmenced but for reasons best know to Goldsmith and Sherman, fell away before it finished. It was great to see so many back at the Green Gate and is again a sure sign that this club has a strong culture and a healthy future.
 
I would like to thank all 31 players who put in for the team this year. To them for being on time to games, for being in the right gear, for helping Beauchamp rise to the top of the pile in the tea stakes, for listening to me both when on the field and even singing in the shower. Thanks to Higgins for taking up the slack this season of climbing into Stobo. Further I would like to thank the "brains trust" of Goldsmith and Wiese and especially the effort put in by Michael Berman. Thanks Michael it is greatly appreciated.
 
Finally I would like to thank the selectors for always listening to me with respect to my batsman-centric view of cricket and especially to Tony Wilson for taking the bait every single time I have said something that was clearly controversial. Good luck to first grade on their quest to return the Belvedere Cup to Chatswood. Come on boys, we will be right behind you.
 
UP GORDON, GET FAH YOU BAH

Matthew Kelly

3rd Grade Report Round 14 day 2

3rd Grade Report Round 14 day 2

3RD GRADE REPORT ' RD.14 V NORTH SYDNEY

Gordon 3's arrived at North Sydney No.2 on Day 1 of our Rd.14 clash with the Bears and were greeted by a wicket that should have suited a batting line up that successfully chased 360 the previous week. During the warm-up Captain Kelly advised the team that during his usual pre-match research of our opponents, he had noticed that the Bears third grade side had been beaten outright more times than any other side in the entire grade cricket competition this year and hence we should consider ourselves favourites, and given the inter-club rivalry, must ensure that we obtain 6 points from this round.

(Jordan Holmes at North Sydney)

Our side on paper looked solid ' with all except one having played 2nds either this season or the season past and a number of those also with 1st grade experience. Things started well with the win of the toss and the skipper electing to bat. Kells and Grommet Waller looked good, putting away the odd boundary and rotating the strike well during the first hour. The score progressed to 0-72 at drinks and the Stags appeared to be in a commanding position.

Not long after drinks a rather strange dismissal occurred (certainly never experienced by the writer in his 14 odd seasons of grade cricket). Grommet Waller attempted a pull shot from what was a rank long hop from the leggie and was beaten, the keeper fumbled, Waller looked behind him saw the fumble and thought the ball had beaten everything and as such decided to take off for a run ' the keeper being a rather rotund fellow, proceed to remove the ball from his guts and took the bails off ' Waller Run Out for a well made 32. Despite a rather concerning misinterpretation by both umpires at tea (where they both claimed that Waller was stumped) ' Run Out remains the mode of dismissal in our score book after animated discussions on the laws of cricket between Goldsmith and one of the black and whites.

(Skipper Kelly during his 49) 

This brought a swinging Brad Rasool to the crease, who smoked a couple of well hit boundaries early off the spinner and medium pacer at the other end. He lost his partner Kelly soon after and was joined by Goldsmith ' what followed was an interesting decision of caught at slip off the ground and then a major collapse by the Gordon middle order. Rassol, Goldsmith, Richtor, Makepeace, Medcalf and Michael all fell relatively cheaply, with the score going from 0-72 to 8-140 odd within an hour and a half of play. This collapse was inexcusable on what was a very good deck against a rather mediocre attack. Fortunately the lower order provided some quality swinging in the form of 'Bruiser' Lee (33) and J.Ling (23) and the score progressed to 184 before we were bowled out with a bit over an hour of play remaining. I'm sure Tony Wilson would agree that in the 'CONTEXT' of the game this was not an acceptable batting performance.

Blinger and Chris Lee opened up the attack with Jordy Holmes bowling first change, and all looked a class above the 2 Bears openers ' beating the bat on numerous occasions. Blinger struck first finding the edge of the Bears skipper ' 1 for not many. The bowling was solid to the end of play and we finished with the Bears 3 for 49 .

(The thirds slips cordon in waiting)

Day 2 started with an inspired spell by Jordy Holmes who grabbed a couple of early wickets with the Bears still a hundred odd behind and only 5 wickets remaining. It looked like we may have luck on our side and despite the ordinary batting performance, may be able to pull off a win. It was not to be however, with 5 sharp chances going down in the next couple of hours and 2 or 3 solid run-out chances not converted. Overall though I thought the bowling performance and the standard of fielding were high. Once again the Gordon 3's stuck to the task and almost pulled off a win but for the sixth time this season, the 6 points were missed by a mere 1 wicket. A frustrated Captain although disappointed applauded the efforts of the bowlers who all worked hard, with Jordy finishing with 3/61 (and always looking dangerous), Gonzo Medcalf claiming 2/18 (displaying his usual radar like line and length), and Dale  Michael also grabbing 2 for 27 (with a solid display of off spin bowling).

There was a notable incident during the Bears innings that deserves to be reported. This being the dismissal of the opener who got 65 after enjoying a significant amount of luck ' caught by Rasool off Michael. Dale pitched the ball on a good length, and whilst trying to turn the ball to the leg side, a leading edge resulted and the ball flew up between Rasool and Ling. Both the big man Ling and small man Rasool called for the ball and ran towards each other looking for the catch.

(David Michael at North Sydney) 

Although Ling claims he pulled out, a collision resulted and despite the big hit applied by Blinger, Brad managed to hold onto the ball and claimed the catch and 10 player of the year points. He also claimed a rather nice cut above 1 ear and on his cheek courtesy of Josh's sunglasses and his own 4 carat diamond earing. Lingy suggested later that he was becoming gun shy of North Sydney No.2 as he had been smashed in almost the same position on the field during last year's rugby season. Razzle was happy that he had a couple of good scars to show off to the ladies later that evening. Regardless the wicket was taken.

UNSW next week ' let's hope we can finish the season on a high with a win against the students.

Dean Goldsmith

3rd Grade Report Round 13 Day 2

3rd Grade Report Round 13 Day 2

3rd Grade report vs Wests Day 2
 
It was certainly about time.
 
After battling in the field on a flat, grassless wicket and a lightning quick outfield, Gordon returned to Blick Oval needing 360 runs to claim the points. Unfortunately, the ground did not match the one that we left seven days previously.
 
(Dean Goldsmith hooks a ball for 4 to bring up his century)
 
The wicket had significantly more grass on it than the previous week, which was curious considering that in the same conditions which (predictably locals said "it has poured down here since Wednesday") a second wicket prepared for a Sunday game was far more barren. Curious also as the groundsman was at the ground up to the start of play in blazing sunshine but claimed that his mower did not have a low enough setting to reduce the thatch on the match wicket. Obviously the other wicket was mowed by someone else.
 
Disappointing also that the ground had been scarified during the week and if the ground had been on a slope Dale Begg-Smith would have felt right at home. The ground had been churned up (and therefore slowed down) apparently because of a council policy that dictates "when there is a forecast for rain Blick Oval will be cored". It is extremely hard to believe that this is in fact the policy considering the state of the ground and the rain that has fallen in Sydney since the turn of the new year. Whatever the reason, and it is hoped that the reasons given were legitimate, the third grade team were certainly galvanised to achieve a significant summit. If the reasons given were legitimate, then Wests needs to assert greater authority in the preparation of its grounds because what was turned out was not acceptable.
 
(The cored grass at Blick)
 
In a chase such as this it is important to understand that it is impossible to win the game in the first 20 overs. It is far better to be 1-60 than 5-160. Partnerships and wickets in hand were discussed as the key to victory prior to taking up the challenge in the middle. Gordon made a bad start when Kelly was out to a ball that was pitched short and wide but held up and he was caught at cover for 4.
 
Waller and Goldsmith sought to steady the ship and batted with caution but great resolve to move us through the two drinks breaks and then to Tea at one wicket down for 130. Wests only bowled 37 overs to the Tea break and it was something that was latched onto by the Stags as being in their favour in what would be a very long last sessions on a very hot day.
 
(Reece Bombas depatches a four during his innings) 
 
Goldsmith, suffering from back spasms in the morning and ever increasing incidence of cramp, opened up after Tea and raced to his first hundred for 3 seasons and one that was of high quality. He was the first to know that he had reached a hundred and acknowledged the crowd's not yet existent applause. When quizzed after being dismissed for 114, Goldsmith said, "it wasn't to hard to keep track of my score because 6 and 4 makes 10 and 4 and 4 makes 8".
 
Waller reached his 50 shortly after the break but was dismissed shortly thereafter for a mature 59. The partnership of 180 from these two was invaluable but with nearly that number again to be made the game was far from won.
 
Bombas has really announced his arrival as a reliable batsman of quality in the latter part of the season, having stepped out of the "potential" bracket and he did not disappoint with some thoughtful batting that dispatched the loose ball but saw him work very hard with Nick Medcalf (34) to push singles and turn ones into twos.
 
(Justin Waller during his 59)
 
It is salient to compare the means by which the two sides amassed their scores. Wests relied on hitting big shots, whilst Gordon worked very hard at turning over the strike but still put away the bad ball. After Medcalf's demise, Bombas was joined by Michael (44*) and with Gordon requiring 80 runs off 15 overs, the sensible batting continued. Bombas was the sixth wicket to fall for a well made 73 with 13 runs remaining for victory. A moment of tension was obvious when Wiese departed just as he had arrived but with the big hitting Smith, thankfully ignoring the captain's advice and striking a couple of lusty blows to the fence the victory was secured with 2 overs remaining.
 
A very satisfied song was belted out after a victory that was brought about by a good chase but just as much by staying in the game until the last ball of Wests' innings. The efforts of all the bowlers last week but especially Holmes was terrific and drew comment from the umpires at the end of what was a very tough day. After the batting heroics, Holmes was forgotten in the song and that was wrong. The team apologises to Jordan for this oversight.
 
It is true that the third grade side has been disappointed by failing to claim victory in games that were within its grasp. For the sake of 5 balls this team could easily find itself ensconced in the top three teams of the competition. However, cricket is a game that is not won until the final run is scored or the final wicket is taken. As Tony Wilson correctly notes, "consistency is not always rewarded with points". As such the side will continue to the last ball of its season attempting to move as high up the table as possible.
 
(Some quick running from David Michael)
 
Taking on arch rivals Norths next week ensures that the side will not lose focus.
 
Matt Kelly
3rd Grade Report Round 13 Day 1

3rd Grade Report Round 13 Day 1

3rd Grade report vs Wests Day 1
 
We turned up at Blick to be welcomed by a flat even grassed wicket, short boundaries and even shorter grass. "Tails". Heads. "We'll have a bat". "Crap".
 
Confident that our bowling could be maintained at a high level to making batting difficult, we started well. Shots were played in the air and off the edge all day, but rarely went to hand. Five hours later, after much toil and little early luck, Wests finished 8-359. However, we experienced the first "double play" that anyone has ever seen as well set fifth wicket pair were tearing us to pieces as the wicket got less and less lively.
 
(Jordan Holmes doing his Laurie Nichols impersonation)
 
A shot to backward square saw a dubious call for a second run, at which point there was a mid-wicket collision between the two batsmen sending both sprawling to the ground. Wiese took off the bails with number 6 still well short of his crease, a good result for a great piece of fielding from Waller, whose enrgy and committment was first class all day. T
 
The incident claimed its second victim, when number 4, who had had early luck was now smashing them and was on 139 not out. The collision however, was a "bell ringer" and after one more ball, smashed to long on, but saw the affected batsman standing in a dream in the middle of the pitch, it was clear that he was badly concussed and had to leave the field. Without the incident Wests may have amassesd more than Sydney Uni's first grade team on the weekend.
 
Despite a concerted team effort for the entire day, special mention must go to Holmes who is bowling as well as anyone can recall. His 4-56 off 16 overs were a just reward for the Big Pillock.  
 
Indeed. Further, the score may have been greater but for "Brother L" Richtor's 0-23 of 16 with 8 maidens. Medcalf (1-74 off 18) and Lee (0-60) bowled well without a great deal of luck and the spin of Michael (2-72) and Thomlinson (0-60) came in for rough treatment but all stuck at the task.
 
(Elliot Richtor)
 
The task looks mighty, but if we bat for 82 overs and have wickets in hand with 20 overs to go, we will have every chance to emulate the great second grade victories of the last two seasons.
 
Matt Kelly
3rd Grade Report Round 12

3rd Grade Report Round 12

Kells has right of reply

The Penrith website makes the following accusation:

"With 300 in sight and still 15 overs to bowl on the flat track and with the old ball Gordon suddenly faltered, shutting up shop to block out the last 15 overs for the loss of no wickets. Putting only a further 26 runs on the board, to finish the day at 6/268 after 83 overs. From Grdon (sic) the most negative piece of cricket most of the 'older' heads in 3rds had ever seen."

(Chris Lee in action)

I don't know who the "older heads in 3rds" comprise; but from my point of view the most negative piece of cricket that I have seen this season is a team needing to win to stay in the semi final race setting a ring field from the 20th over on a pitch that didn't get above the knees for most of the day and bowling outside off stump, expecting the other side to get bored and get out.

To suggest that one side has to make all the running in a game is naive. In these circumstances, had bigger risks been taken by hitting across the line or trying to hit over the top, we could have been all out for 280-290. The game would have then likely been over with about 10 overs in hand on the second week. It should not be overlooked that shots were played until the end on the first week but it was almost impossible to get an old ball through the ring and when that was achieved it was pretty tough to hit the boundary on a slow outfield.

The Penrith website continues:

"True to form Gordon continued batting on day two, this time showing that they did have the ability to play some shots, batting for a further nine overs to finish at 7/319. This left Penrith the remaining 71 overs to bat to score the 319, a difficult but not impossible task on the flat wicket.

Exactly why the Gordon Captain didn't decide to bat thay (sic) way for the last 10 overs of the first day, certainly no one in the Penrith camp could figure."

(Reece Bombas during his 85 against Penrith)

Predictably, the second week saw a slightly better wicket, an outfield that had been cut that morning and a new ball. The ring had also been dispensed with. Is it any wonder that it was much easier to score quickly? Further, it seems to me that it is quite easy to figure why the "Gordon Captain didn't decide to bat that way for the last 10 overs of the first week". It had a great deal to do with the fact that the Gordon Captain was sitting in the sheds because he had been dismissed in the 51st over.

The tactics for the game revolved around the fact that Penrith had to chase a total if they wanted to stay in the semis. We kept attacking fields all day, despite the fast outfield, bowled a spinner for nearly half the overs and attempted to win the game. The fact that they shut up shop with still a glimmer of hope speaks volumes for that side's attitude. As it happens, if we had taken our chances then we probably would have won.

Matthew Kelly

Third Grade scores

Gordon 7 for 319 (Reece Bombas 85, Matt Kelly 77, Elliot Richtor 48, David Michael 51no) drew with

Penrith 9 for 286 (Chris Lee 3 for 66, Jordan Holmes 2 for 46, David Michael 1 for 84)

 

Third grade report vs Penrith.

Third grade report vs Penrith.

Third grade report vs Penrith.

Willoughby to Penrith in less than an hour 'wow!' exclaimed a delighted Captain Kelly. It appeared to be the start of a good day. Kelly then proceeded to win the toss and bat on a deck that has produced few 200+ scores this season.

(Gordon on the attack against Penrith)

The usual pair of Kleem and Kelly got things going before the former departed for 15, Goldsmith followed shortly after for 1. Enter Bombas who along with Kelly battled against an ever slowing track and the sweltering conditions to take us to the tea brake two down with over 100 on the board.

Kelly spent at least fifteen minutes of the tea break in the shower. The noises that echoed throughout the rooms in those fifteens minutes wouldn't have been out of place in one of B-Mac's independent films that Higgins raves about. Still putting on his duds when the umpires called the boys onto the field Kelly remarked that he didn't think they would be able to start without him.

Bombas and Kelly continued post tea until the latter fell driving to short extra cover for a well made 77. Enter the man of the moment Elliot Richtor. Els continued his great form combining with Bomber for an entertaining stand in which they both made the difficult conditions look easy. Bomber fell playing across the line to a straight one for a brilliant 85. Muppet joined Els and the runs continued to flow before when just two shy of yet another half ton Els missed an attempted drive over the long off car park and was stumped.

Michael then joined Muppet with the instructions to see the last hour of play out without the loss of any more wickets. Penrith persisted with ring fields and slips and gully catching approach that was never going to be successful on a slow low wicket, as such break throughs were hard to come by. Muppet departed when he edged a wide one from the spinner, which brought Wiese to the crease. The stags finished day one at 6-266.

(Matt Kelly during his 77 against Penrith)

With the cats needing to win to stay in the hunt for the finals the decision was made to bat on and make them chase the game. The declaration came after Michael reached his half-century with the score at 319.

The cats came out blazing intent on running down the big total in the 71 overs they would face. Some good batting an poor catching saw the score race to 0-120 before Goldsmith claimed a wicket from his position at gully with a few well placed words of wisdom. The other opener then opted to take on the arm of Holmes and was run out after a good throw from the boundary and a good pick-up by Wiese.

The afternoon continued to unfold with wickets falling sporadically, a few run outs some good bowling and some poor batting. Penrith for the most part were chasing well, the number four in particular scored 80 odd by knowing his areas and picking his ball.

However even less can be said of some of our fielding which was nothing short of disgraceful. A full eight chances were missed, none of them particularly difficult, yet even one of them would have proved decisive. All of the bowlers put in on what was a difficult track but the inconsistency in the field was a real let down. There were some good efforts in the field, run outs to Holmes, Lee and a brilliant solo effort from Wiese up at the stumps. Also there were good catches taken by Thomlinson, Goldsmith and Richtor, but you just can't win cricket matches when you miss more chances than you take.

(Reece Bombas during his 85)

The second one wicket draw to add to three one-wicket losses this season for the thirds on this occasion we've no one to blame but ourselves. First grade have this year been a good example of how a tight fielding unit can get you across the line, an example that needs to be followed every week.

David Michael

3rd Grade Report Round 11 day 2

3rd Grade Report Round 11 day 2

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts Day 2

Scores: Gordon: 271 all out. N.D's : 89 and 1-44

With the recent downfall that Sydney has received, one could be forgiven for thinking that a sleep in on Saturday morning would be ok, and one could feel free to engage in some hullabaloo with a significant other the night before.

(Ian Higgins in action) 

Alas; the weather returned to some form of regularity, 30 degree searing heat. Higgins put on a brave face, and turned up early. No prizes for guessing what he was doing the night before with his significant other.Gordon sat in a choice position on the end of day 1 and a super excellent position on day 2. The wicket was damp, and looked like it would be enjoyable to bowl on. As I predicted last week, Gordon's 3rd XI batted on from last week and added a further 20 runs before we were bowled out for 271. A commendable score for the conditions at Beauchamp oval.

The quest for 10 wickets began slowly. Smithy and Josh "I wish I was Brett Dorey" Ling took the new ball. ND's openers always looked like giving us a chance behind the wicket, as they drove shakily on a seaming wicket. Bling-a-Ling was the first to break through, caught well by the good Richtor (Dan) at first slip. The next ball Higgins cheekily said to Richtor beside him at 1st grip as Blinger ran in;

"This guy is going to get out first ball"

(Ian Higgins in action)

The ball was short of a length, forcing the number 3 back, he played it with a straight bat. The rock smashed the face of the bat, as he defended. The ball went directly down and spun towards the leg stump. Everything was in slow motion from there, the ball clipped the leg stump, the bail dislodged, but not before the batsmen could turn and watch it all unfold. One felt sorry for the batsmen as he threw his head backwards in disbelief.

Suddenly Ling was on a hat-trick, and the score stood at 2-15. Blinger decided he didn't want a hat-trick just yet, and his next ball was wide of the off stump.

Smithy struggled all day unfortunately. His effort can only be hailed as 'club man of the year' worthy. I mentioned a round or so ago he is one of those players who gives his team, his club 100% in everything he does.

Smithy had some minor breathing problems on the weekend. Not that anyone can have MINOR breathing difficulties. It required the webmaster/selector/photographer/academy director/committee man (ever available) to rush down to Chatswood for a Ventolin puffer, the first time in years he has required such an aid. He managed to bowl 10 or so overs on Saturday in steaming weather.

(Ian Higgins in action)

This type of performance epitomises Mark Smith, and he deserves recognition for his efforts. Not like Stobo. Stobo would have pulled a hamstring or something. Soft bastard. Medcalf also struggled considerably in the heat, he managed to secrete some bodily fluids down at fine leg in between overs, and still bowled as good as ever.

Medders, may have just pipped Ling for the bowler of the day. Muppet hit the seam nearly 6 balls an over, and beat the bat perhaps 20 times in his spell of 6 overs. He deserved his 3 wickets. Interestingly enough he bowled with a yard or two faster. This making his medium pacers up around 130-135 km/h.

One of his wickets was that of former Stags 'keeper Joe Audet. Returning to play one of his old clubs he was hoping for a good game. Things didn't get off to the best start when he was all but stretchered off the filed in stifling heat on day one. He came out to bat, determined to drag his side back into the game. Unfortunately for Audet he was hit plum in front by Medcalf after swivelling his front foot on the popping crease. Dead, gone, finished. However, inexplicably to all at the ground Audet felt hard done by. Perhaps he was disappointed that his morning chat with umpire Arthur Watson had not saved him.

(Ian Higgins in action)

Thomlinson, bowling for the first time on Australian soil since his gap year in the UK, picked up 3 of the cheekiest poles you'll ever see. The first, a return catch after dropping the exact same catch the ball before. The second, a dubious caught behind. The third, a chopped on slog sweep. Sounds like how Howitt gets his wickets. Still, 3 wickets is 3 wickets more than Higgins took.

Although it was Thommo who finished off the job for the stags, the most exciting part of the day occurred just before, and after the tea interval.

Having ND's 6 down the over before tea, we urged the importance for a 7th before the break. On the 1st ball of Ling's last over before tea, the catch of the summer was witnessed by a lucky few. Ling bowled on middle and leg, a fullish ball that hit the seam and headed towards the off stump. The batsmen was squared up and found a leading edge. Kelly, fielding at silly, silly, stupid mid off took the smallest of paces to his left before getting air Tony Hawk would be proud of. He was a full 180 degrees as the ball looped seemingly out of reach. Kelly pushed his left arm surely out of his shoulder socket. Inspector Gadget could not have achieved such lengths, nor Higgins the night before. His hand beat the ball to the ground and the ball fell safely into the waiting hand of the captain.

(Josh is flying high)

Absolute pandemonium struck Beauchamp. Kelly got up, launched the ball towards Pluto, and just ran. An effort similar to Dwayne Bravo or that of Ed Howitt Jr. Kelly got knackered quickly in the heat and pulled up after probably 3 metres (he claims that is the fastest in the club over that distance). But still it was funny to see him try to emulate the feats of the much fitter West Indian.

After tea, Ling began the completion of his over. Much to the delight of Dean "The Talking Goldy" Goldsmith, the talkative leg-spinner graced the crease. After receiving batting tips and life coaching the week before, Goldy was quick to remind the leggy that he better be able to practice what he preached. Unfortunately for the batsmen he was caught sharply at Gully by the not-so-good Richtor (Evan or Eric or Elly or whatever his name is).

(Dan what are doing here? The ball is with Higgo. Looks good though)

This placed Ling on his second on-a-hat-trick of the day. Kells brought the field in, including a leg-gully. 14 slips and a couple of catching covers and mid offs. The entire off-side field was within 5 metres from the bat.

And then there was Kleem at a regulation mid-on. The pressure was on. Ling went for the leg side stumping, however Higgins was standing back, and unaware of Lings intentions. The ball travelled harmlessly down the leg side.

After the 10th wicket had fallen, Kells questioned the team what they thought of continuing for an unlikely outright. We thought we would give it a crack, but with 30 overs left in the day, it was never really on the cards. We picked up 1 wicket in the second dig, but the game was called after 15 overs. A wise move from both captains.

The song was sung with gusto. Everyone was evidently tired from the hot day in the field, but it was a good song none the less. Goldsmith got carried away with the prospect of drinking beer, and snapped a floor board with his bat during the song. Typical Goldsmith; idiot. The talking Goldy was deactivated after this incident.

(Mark Smith with puffer in pocket takes a good catch) 

A beer was shared after the game with the District boys. A most pleasant way to spend the afternoon. They are a good bunch of blokes when not handing out advice about how to bat on a wet wicket and, perhaps their "sledging" before the game last week was not all that the Stags thought it was, but it was Goldy who claimed he knew it was a joke. Knowing Goldy, I doubt he knows what was even said last week. He was too busy breaking floor boards.

Lastly I would like to question any Stag as to the whereabouts of Plummer.

Not one person knows where he has vanished to. Perhaps he will appear on the new channel 9 show; Missing Persons Unit. I would love to see him on that.

He would Star, Narrate, Produce, and Write the episode. It's funny though, because after all the talk he gave everyone pre-Christmas about the possible operation, it appears as though no-one was listening. And no-one really cared.

Come back Plums, we all miss you.

Cheers.

Higgo

3rd Grade Report Round 11 day 1

3rd Grade Report Round 11 day 1

3rd Grade Report vs Northern Districts Day 1

Rain again played it's part, as round 11 got underway. The pitch resembled that of a child's bed, with a huge wet patch halfway down the track, and a few damp spots on a length. The days play commenced at 1:30pm. Whilst Gordon waited for the bed to dry, Goldsmith overheard the N.D.'s squad saying that they:

"should be beating the weaker teams such as Gordon, outright, if they were to play in the finals."

N.D.'s lie 3 points ahead of Gordon. If ever there was a motivation to notch up a win against a North Shore rival, there it was.

(Elliot Richtor at Beauchamp)

It was clear from the outset that either way, Gordon would bat first, which suited the stags, as temperatures rose somewhere around boiling point. For some reason, ND's thought it would be a good idea to warm up for an hour and a half in the heat before winning the toss and bowling.

Obviously they felt confident of rolling 10 wickets by the completion of the first 5 overs.

Kleem and Kelly opened the innings. Many of our readers will be aware of the Kingsgrove Sports catalogue; and on the back page of the seasonal periodical lists the names, faces, and nicknames of their staff.

Our very own Mitchell Kleem, or "Mitch" as he is known to his colleagues for some reason, graces the back page of the most recent edition. Apparently, according by the look on his face, "Mitch" was nervous about the photo shoot, and was forced to consume 40-43 beers to calm his nerves.

Anywho, Kleemy failed to recover from the hype surrounding his legitimate magazine debut and was bowled on his 3rd ball by a beautifully bowled in swinging yorker.

(Reece Bombas at Beauchamp)

Kelly and Goldsmith forged a partnership for the best part of the first hour in the sweltering humidity, running relatively hard but sweating more than Higgins in a hairdresser. Higgins was reduced to being Goldy's towel boy, a quality that surely will get him in the Australian Open this year. The score trundled past 50, before Goldy fell caught behind playing a loose drive when on 21. Kells also fell to the heat, for 46, when a half ton appeared imminent.

Bombas, short of form, height and comedic material spent the necessary time out in the middle before he looked confident. He battled early, young bomber, but looked every bit the class act from yesteryear after tea. He and Elliot Richtor grafted out an innings on a tough pitch and a slow outfield. The slowest seen at Beauchamp this year.

Bomber fell for 54, before Richtor again fell in between 50 and 80 for the umpteenth time this season on 74. Before the partnership of the innings and maybe the round occurred, Richtor the senior dodged many pick-up lines from the cordon before he fell caught behind. At least it was hot enough for him to spend most of Saturday building his base tan.

Tea came. Not a bad spread. Not great. Not bad. Perhaps the weather played its part. The Tim Tams had melted, there were no chicken sandwiches, and there was too much skin on display for my liking. Or though, I'm sure many readers won't believe the last statement.

Kelly asked for Richtor and Bombas to be there until an hour left in the day. His wish came true, and Gordon were set up to cut loose in the last hour. Unfortunately, wickets fell, and the runs dried up. Higgins managed to be bowled round his legs, but Medcalf and Ling held there wickets till the end of day 1.

Gordon 7-255. I suggest there will be no chance of us declaring, to make sure we can't lose outright to such a dominant Northern Districts side, who had more than a few things to say to our 3rd graders all day.

What a delight it was to see Dave Storey at the ground on Saturday, arriving straight from his washed out ground to support the stags, Stores supplied much required comic relief for a good 2 hours. The 12th man was discussed, reviewed, then quoted for the majority of the 2 hours.

In fact many television shows got a run on Saturday. Higgins and Smithy read scripts from such popular shows as Seinfeld, and The Simpsons, whilst another member got involved in South Park.

Smithy, haha'. That guy makes me laugh. Wickets for him on Saturday for sure.

A special mention must go to Mark Wiese, who came down old Chatswood way to score and organise drinks and tea. Apparently the wedding, rather ironically, went off without a hitch. Congratulations Wiesey!

P.S. Well done Shweens you lucky bastard. 6-36 in 2's on Saturday. I presume all 6 were caught at fine leg.

P.P.S. You know you're doing something wrong Stobo, if Shweens is taking more wickets than you.

Cheers

Higgo.

3rd Grade Report Round 10

3rd Grade Report Round 10

3rd Grade Report vs Sydney Uni

Saturday saw the long awaited return of Higgins to third grade, whilst another Gordon great, Marty Reynolds, departed the Gordon ranks for good.

The club will miss his experience, class, and drinking ability.

(The winning six)

On the other side of the harbour city, at Killara, the Sydney Uni 2nd XI attempted to contaminate our source of life; water. Surely the consequences could be no worse than the mitochondria/cryptosporidium outburst in the Sydney water supply in the late 90's. But none the less, a questionable operation to undertake for a side presumably educated at a tertiary level!

A far more sedate days cricket at Sydney Uni's number 1 and 2 oval. Gordon 3's resuming the pre-Christmas trend by going down by a sole wicket. Whilst Gordon 1's resuming their fine form winning by a sole run.

With the precipitation levels beginning to climb for the first time in a long time, a delayed start was inevitable. The toss was lost by skipper Kelly, a result that was preferable on the green but hard wicket, and play commenced at 10:30am.

1st Grade took the chance to capture a glimpse of the opening of the innings. Mainly to witness the usually blazing Kleem. However Mitch was quite content on letting his new graphite reinforced bat warm up before he showed his cards to the opposition. Kells and Kleemy batted particularly well, opening the shoulders at every opportunity until the captain fell for 21 bowled by a yorker. The new bodyline in 20/20 cricket. The score stood at 1-38.

(Kells bolwed by a yorker)

This introduced the ever aging Goldsmith. What a character he is. I was sure that he was at least 74 years old, but apparently he celebrated his 30th birthday over the weekend. Oh well, that still appears to be old for this 19 year old reviewer. That must mean Stobo is only 56.

Goldy appeared to be in fine touch. Showing the timing of Martyn and the power of Symonds. He managed to muster a quick fire 30 odd, before shouldering arms to a ball that jagged back to clip off, but looked to be on his way to a big one. I'll back him to make a big score in the near future.

The score progressed past 85 within the first 15 overs, as Kleem and the number 1 and 3 moved the run rate upward. 2-90 off 16. It looked as if we were off to a flyer, but we needed to consolidate.

It didn't happen.

Both Richtor's fell quickly. The elder falling to a brilliant leg side stumping. Klemmy fell when on 48, and Waller "and Grommet" were caught at slip. As we slid into trouble, a major problem was we still managed to score quickly, but in the process lost quick wickets. 50 overs looked a long way away.

(Mitchell Kleem decides on the high road)

At 6-130, Higgins joined the muppet (Medcalf) and a short partnership followed before the latter was caught brilliantly, one handed, diving, at short mid-wicket. Sweeney came and went, Higgins followed soon after, and Smithy and Holmes could only add a few. All in all, 167 of 37 overs.

37 overs. 80 balls waisted.

As was mentioned briefly by Kelly, in between curses, 200 wins the game.

Never the less, one can never underestimate the power of runs on the board.

And with a green deck and a slow outfield, 167 may have resembled 190-200 on another day.

Smith and Holmes opened the bowling, and it wasn't long before a breakthrough was achieved. Smithy managed to sneak a cheeky off-cutter through the batsman's defences. 1-15.

Jordy Holmes at the other end was decking the ball every which way, and picked up the second wicket, juggled at point by the grommet.

(Justin Waller caught in slips)

2-30

The number 4 for the students looked to be in some trouble early, batting for nearly 15 minutes without a run. Holmes bowled him an off-cutter first ball which clipped the pad, and then clipped the off stump, without dislodging the bail. Another wicket was needed quickly.

Introducing Will Sweeney. In his first over he managed to bowl a bouncer, a ball he proclaimed 2 hours before he could not bowl, and the number 4 nicked the ball through to flash red gloves of Higgins, attempting to hook.

3-40

Next Sweeney over, the ball rocketed into the pads of the number 2, plum in front.

4-45

The following Sweeney over, an absolute jaffa of an inswinger claimed middle stump and the momentum had swung in the space of 10 minutes.

5-50

Shweens had done his job, and then some, and it was a delight to see him back in the wickets. For some reason, the wickets he took were the first in over 2 weeks!!??

A partnership ensued for the next little while, before Medcalf claimed the outside edge of the captain and ex-first grade batsman, caught behind.

6-90

One would think that the game was now ours to lose. Alas, the students batted with tremendous application and the wicket looked as though it was now good to bat on. But cricket is a funny game. The score edged closer and closer to 167. Smithy returned to pick up a crucial wicket, caught behind, making the score 7-125. Smithy bowled with all his heart on Saturday. He is one of those bowlers who never gives up on anything and is always giving 100% for himself and the team. The game appeared to be over when they reached 155. Medcalf was re-introduced and claimed the wicket of the half-centurion, caught at mid-off by the grommet. Sweeney bowled the number 10 for his 4th wicket, and just like that it was 9-160.

Kelly demanded "enthusiasm" if there should be an lbw appeal. Shweens steamed in again' it was a full ball, tailing into middle. The number 11 was late on it, as he jammed the bat down, the ball neared the metre wide gap of bat and pad, but clipped the final 18th of the inside edge, down to fine leg for a single.

2 balls left in the over. The next ball was speared into the hip, and uncomfortably defended for no run. The final ball of the over was a low full toss, swung away over cover, and sailed, and sailed, and then fell. Probably 5 metres over the fence. I don't think the batsman could believe it. A sort of stunned silence fell over the 3rd grade squad. A light mutter of carefully chosen 4 letter words, exhibited by the captain, could be heard in the background.

Medcalf, being the type of ordinary bloke he is, retrieved the ball from beyond the fence, then later queried Shweens as to whether he would sign the ball for memorabilia. That's the type of guy muppet is. Kicking a man when he is down. Sometimes literally.

As we walked off the field I, for one, felt in the company of 11 guys who had forgotten how to win a cricket match. If only the other 6 similar results had gone the way of the stags, how different the year and the season would have been and would be.

(The final moment Sweeney realises the ball has gone for six, neither batsman can believe it and the umpire is hoping it is not coming his way)

It was wonderful to see a small number of Stags sticking around after their respective 3rd grade and 5th grade games to support 1st grade. VB's, Tooheys' and a couple of cheeky Cokes were all consumed in the name of cricket, and in celebration of a great day for the 1st grade Stags.

P.S.

Higgins is always happy to give an alcoholic beverage a plug in his weekly article. Anyone from senior management of a brewery I'm sure can come up with some kind of sponsorship for Higgins, and all stags!

P.P.S.

Farewell Marty, we hope to see you around Chatswood way in the future whenever that may be. Congratulations on a brilliant career. Your knowledge and love of the game grows in the heart of every young stag at the club, and plenty of the senior ones too.

Higgo

3rd Grade Report Round 9

3rd Grade Report Round 9

3rd Grade Report vs Campbelltown 

Campbelltown all out 244, Gordon all out 193

Well, it turns out we didn't take the six points. Campbelltown took seven.

(Elliot Richtor at Beauchamp on Saturday)

Campbelltown won the toss and chose to bat, and lost a wicket to Holmes in the first over, with Goldsmith taking a catch of very rare quality at second slip. However at 2/124 after 18 overs they were moving along pretty well. The fact that we restricted them to 244 from that position is a credit to all the guys, and particularly Danny Redrup who dismissed both of their most dangerous batsmen with some tidy work with the ball and in the field. Adam Cubbage and Elliot Richtor also deserve a mention for the way they bowled, particularly given that they were both making their debut in 3rd grade.

A chase of 245 to win should have been well within our reach at Beauchamp, but unfortunately we were never quite in the running, eventually finishing well short.

From our point of view, though, the day belonged to Elliot Richtor, for whom Saturday was a very special day ' his 18th birthday. Goldsmith was delighted to learn of this occasion, and made the early prediction that Elliot would be driving the porcelain bus for the first time as an 18-year-old at about 11pm. Elliot starred with the bat, looking like he could win us the game if only someone could play the support role he needed. Sadly he was out for 74, but he was dismissed not so much by the ball that took his off stump, but by the previous ball, which took middle.

(Danny Redrup against Campbelltown)

Elliot at first looked to have survived the blow all right, but ' inevitably ' seconds later he was in serious discomfort. Having taken a minute or so to compose himself he was immediately dismissed, but judging by the way his eyes were rolled back in their sockets as he left the field he probably should have stayed down. The game was quickly finished, and Elliot was placed in the tender care of Dean Goldsmith, who handed him a bucket of beer. Having gulped down a good deal of the VB/Extra Dry blend, Elliot looked even more uncomfortable, but the result was still perhaps a little surprising ' Goldy's early prediction proved to be well off the mark, and the recorded time (thanks to Dan Richtor) was 6:12pm.

I hope everyone enjoys some time off over the next couple of weeks ' see you in the new year.

Mark Wiese



3rd Grade Report Round 8 day 2

3rd Grade Report Round 8 day 2

Third Grade Report vs St. George Day 2

Gordon 8/293 declared

St George 9/284

Three times this season, our team has now missed out on six points by just one wicket. We've also lost one by eleven runs, and came within a few overs of chasing down a very large total versus Manly at Beauchamp. We know that the best teams 'know how to win the tight ones', so we start to ask ourselves some questions.

(Will Sweeney against St. George) 

This team plays good cricket, and we out-played the competition leaders on both days against St George, but we can play better. The challenge for us now is to keep improving despite the lack of momentum that comes with being on thirteen points, one round from Christmas.


Fortunately, the potential for improvement in some areas is obvious. 21 no-balls was painful, but when Mark Smith bowled their number 10 with the 22nd of the day, it was excruciating. Smithy deserved that wicket, as did the entire team, because we were working hard and Smithy sets an example for everyone, the way he plays the game; he expects the best of himself, and of those around him. He bowled his 17 overs towards the lifeless end of the wicket, and deserved more than his 2.

Another area for improvement is ' as with probably every cricket team that doesn't win as often as it ought ' catching. We dropped two or three catches at crucial times. There's not much more to say about that; anyone who wants to improve their catching will find it very easy to do so on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons at training.

(Mark Smith against St. George)

One man to whom training can be of little benefit is Goldsmith, who took our ninth wicket with a direct hit from midwicket. Rocket Hokin may be able to do the same, but that's because he practises. Goldy hasn't tried to throw a set of stumps down since celebrating his third catch at second slip in the 01/02 third grade semi-final versus Sydney Uni. But he still can't miss, and didn't he enjoy it.

Aside from Smith's, there were other good performances with the ball. Medcalf and David Michael are both reliable bowlers, and bowled well but without success. Perhaps the best thing to come out of Saturday's play was the performance of Will Sweeney, in his first game in 3rd grade. Sweeney ended with figures of 5-55 from 17, which was the result of some excellent bowling. As in the 4th grade finals last season, Will can swing the ball in late and accurately, and his control just gets better. He knows his job and he knows how to do it. He is also a big softy.

A few more of the little things done right, and we will take the points this weekend.


Mark Wiese

3rd Grade Report Round 8 day 1

3rd Grade Report Round 8 day 1

Third Grade Report vs St. George Day 1

Gordon 7/270

Having lost the toss and been sent in to bat, the score at the end of play in 3rd grade is very pleasing. St George's decision was understandable given the conditions, but having placed control of the game in our hands we were not about to give it back. Now they will have to accept whatever task we give them.

(From the Matt Kelly Textbook)

There were some excellent innings played by our batsmen. Kelly and Kleem made a good start, ensuring that St George's opening spells yielded no wickets. Kleem, in his usual style, kept the score moving until he was caught for 37.

Meanwhile Kelly was building his innings with intent, but he fell for 35 to a disappointing decision. Goldsmith and Richtor, our two out-of-form batsmen, both made half-centuries. Goldy, for several reasons, is an exceptionally valuable member of any team at this level and I was very pleased to see him play this innings in determined style.

Richtor's innings was ended on 53 by a truly extraordinary LBW decision, but of course that does occasionally happen in this game. Richtor has been out of form thus far, and personally I was proud of the work he put into his innings.

(Goldy against St. George...photo courtesy of Geoff Hickman)

It's one thing for an in-form batsman to make runs in favourable conditions, but I love to see an out-of-form batsman work hard to keep their wicket intact and make runs ' especially in conditions that inspired their skipper to send us in. I hesitate to say this ' because I knew Richtor when he was a mere 18 years old, and because he has had his tips redone ' but he is one of the more mature and thoughtful cricketers in this team.

Dave Michael was the other man to make runs, and he is now on 53 not out. His innings was played with authority, and he gave the impression that he has moved his game well beyond the level it was at last year.

Throughout the day the St George team was slow to play the game; slow to leave their dressing rooms, slow between overs and between balls, all for no apparent reason, and to the point where they have been penalised by the umpires. I can't help thinking that this is unwise. We, on the other hand, will be very keen to play the game hard for victory on Saturday. It's up to each one of us to prepare ourselves during the week, to match and improve upon the standard we have set thus far.

Mark Wiese

3rd Grade Report Round 7

3rd Grade Report Round 7

3rd grade report vs Sutherland 

Gordon all out 209

Sutherland 0/47

(Mark WIESE in action)

The picture for 3rd grade in round 7 looks rather bleak as it stands. However, I've seen plenty of games won from this position, and given the bowling and fielding ability in this side I think there are a few of us in the team who firmly believe we can win it from here. We need the points.

I was pleased when I arrived at the ground to find that we would not be playing on the grassless belter of the previous rounds, upon which I saw about 1100 runs scored in 3 innings (two of them declared). The pitch we used on Saturday is grassy and very hard, and although there's something there for the bowlers it is still a great pitch for batting ' which makes it difficult to put a positive spin on the current score.

In the absence of our deposed leader Kells, who at 12:30 was still sticky-taping his car back together on the way back from a delightful family holiday on the Sunshine Coast, Parfett and Benny G opened the batting. Parfett was out within a few minutes, being very unlucky to be given run out, taking what appeared to be a well-judged single.

(Mark WIESE in action)

Every other batsman to lose his wicket was out caught. Several of our batsmen made starts but lost their wicket in the 20s. I'm sure there's some good advice for our team that could be based on these facts, but I'm stuffed if I know what it is ' I might have a chat to Hoppa on Thursday.

Kelly arrived at about 2:30, and five minutes later was facing up for his first ball, batting at number nine in the order. He was heard to repeat several times after his innings of 66 that he didn't mind going straight out to bat, having not seen even one delivery of the day's play thus far ' it was just like opening the batting.

Kells, we'd all like to show up at 2:30 and walk straight out to bat ' I don't reckon I'd mind opening the batting.

Looking forward to some quality training during the week, and another performance in the field of which we can be proud on Saturday. And six points.

(Mark WIESE in action)

Reece Bombas is in the frame for his report-writing debut next week.

Dave Storey: 'i' before 'e' except after 'c', buddy.

Mark Wiese

3rd Grade Report Round 6

3rd Grade Report Round 6

3rd Grade Report vs Fairfield

Gordon all out 158

Fairfield 9/159

Round six saw Marty Reynolds take over the captaincy of the third grade team, and he immediately added to his excellent record by winning the toss and electing to bat, on a beautiful day at Fairfield Park. Unfortunately we ended up on the losing side of a very close game.

(David Michael at Fairfield)

Our total of 158 was a long way from adequate, and only Dave Michael (33*) did what was required of him. This team has had several narrow losses recently, and the determined building of big partnerships is crucial to our ability to win these games in future. Fortunately, the team is filled with batsmen who are clever enough and capable enough to move the quality of our game up a level.

Going out to defend our total, everybody in the side was determined to put in, and confident in our ability. We played some excellent cricket and Marty was justifiably very proud of the way we bowled and fielded. In the end Fairfield needed 9 runs from the last over, and they got them very streakily ' no fault of Mark Smith who had the responsibility of bowling the 50th. Jordan Holmes (1/13), Danny Redrup (2/20), and Dave Michael (2/25) all finished with excellent figures from their ten overs, and Nick Medcalf took three wickets.

I would like to add my support to Stobo's assertion that the attitude to the game displayed by a team stems from the top. Fairfield were led by the man who presided over their infamously pointless innings versus Gordon 4th grade last season, and I think the tone of the game was lowered significantly by the carry-on of some of their players, the fact that their players couldn't be bothered to get off their bums when it was time to prepare a drinks break (or to sit next to our scorer), and the fact that once again any beer at the ground was only available to their own players.

(That well known glide past point has returned. Marty is back)

Boys, we need to beat teams like that in future.

On our side, I think we are in excellent hands under Marty and Kells, and I'm proud to be part of this team.

Jordan Holmes has already volunteered to write about next week's play. Dave Storey there is no way I'm going to read a 2000-word report.

Cheers.

Mark Wiese

3rd Grade Report Round 5 Day1

3rd Grade Report Round 5 Day1

I really like Higgins' style. He has some rough edges in his use of the language; such as using "however" at the end of a sentence. However, anyone brazened enough to take on Stobo from what was previously Stobo's sounding post, the self-importantly monikered "Ferrari" is alright by me. Some, such as Plummer may not care for Higgins' ability with the metaphoric quill but Plummer is a hard marker, who incidentally tells me that he is still deciding on whether he will read either Law or Commerce at the University of Notre Dame (I presume that is Sydney as opposed to the "Fighting Irish" of Indiana). Plummer is a curious character and often makes me laugh and this revelation was no different because I always had Plummer pegged as a renal surgeon.

(Why does school teacher Stobo want Higgins to have a hair cut?)

Third grade, having come agonisingly close to what would have been a fantastic victory the week before, returned to Beauchamp to attempt to make amends and get back on track in their collective quest for the finals. Michael Michael called the captain the afternoon before the game to see whether the covers had been put down. Kelly, who was no doubt in the middle of important "business" at 5pm on Friday afternoon had not given the covers a second thought and secretly hoped that a bit of rain got on the wicket to give some interest to a cricket game in Chatswood in October. The last two two-day innings at the ground had been 5-384 and 2-280 off 50 overs. Alas, the covers where placed in situ.

On Saturday morning the teams were greeted with the same pitch that had been used for the previous 4 rounds and there was even less grass on the wicket (that is to say there was none) than was on the wicket prepared for round 3. The toss had to be won and a big innings could be begun. As the fifth of a dollar was flicked off Kelly's right index finger, the Hawkesbury skipper called "platypus", the signs were good, the amphibious marsupial had not come up all year...

Platypus.

Kelly, hoped beyond hope that the Hawkesbury skipper had watched none of the Ashes and had missed the controversial election of the Australian captain at Birmingham. The two skippers then had a conversation to the following effect:

(Jordan Holmes in action)

Hawkesbury (Cook): "We'll have a bat."

Gordon (Kelly): "No freakin' kidding."

It started well enough for the Stags as Holmes and Ling got life out of the pitch that no one predicted and importantly bowled very patient line and length. At the first drinks break and 22 overs Hawkesbury were lucky to be only 2 wickets down for 77. Many runs to that point had been mistimed drives that the had squirted behind point or flown off the edge to the third man fence. As tough a time as the batting team was having, and one felt that had the wicket had some grass on it (3rd grade have not bowled on anything with grass or pace this season) that Gordon have a very good pace bowling attack and Hawkesbury may have been in a more precarious state. However, Hawkesbury showed that remaining patient and keeping wickets in hand is absolutely vital.

At Tea, with the wicket and the ball losing life rapidly, Hawkesbury were only two wickets down with 159 on the board. A terrific launching pad for the second session. Third grade maintained its high level of spread for Tea under the respective regimes of Paul and Callinan over the last two seasons and Richtor remembered to bring the tomato sauce this week. However, one notable chink in the armour was Bombas not bringing what was requested of him by the Captain. The Captain sent a text on Wednesday to request ham and cheese sandwiches but was surprised to hear the message tone of Bombas's phone go off in the next room of his Willoughby abode. Reece, it is important to learn now that someone is not always going to be there to ensure that you have washed behind your ears, or remembered to put on fresh underwear or in this case to make sure that you have collected your wallet and phone from Graham Reserve. Not that the loss of contents of Bombas's wallet would have been cause for a great deal of concern.

(Josh Ling)

The second session was more of the same, as the partnership for the 3rd Hawkesbury wicket neared 200. The bowling had not dropped off and the enthusiasm in the field was commendable (something noted with admiration by Hawkesbury's captain after the day's play), it was just that the wicket was ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt. The batsmen took liberties and for the most part got away with it. The enthusiasm was epitomised by a great catch taken by Garratt full stretch and left handed to deny a hundred by a solitary run and there was a glimmer of hope to restrict the total to around 300. However, the shots against pretty reasonable bowling continued and Hawkesbury posted 373.

The figures do not bear mentioning. They do not reflect the effort or standard displayed; but to say that both Holmes and Redrup took 3 wickets a piece and Ling's 1-61 off 21 overs with 5 maidens was again fantastic. Early in the day's play, on a dead wicket the batsmen were not up to the task, try as they might, to get edges to a number of his deliveries. One shudders to think what sort of challenge he and Holmes would have been on a pitch with reasonable life in it.

(Danny Redrup in action)

The challenge to chase down 380 is certainly not easy and such a result would be a great achievement. However, Hawkesbury demonstrated that if we bat for around 82 overs then we will be a good chance of winning this game; but for sake of cricket and sanity, I hope that this is the last time that we see this wicket this season.

Matthew Kelly


3rd Grade Report Round 4

3rd Grade Report Round 4

3rd Grade Report Round 4

It's a funny game.

Two consecutive wins in third grade for the first time in 2 seasons and a trip to the sarcastically termed (by the home team) "Atmosphere Park" to take on last year's third grade premiers. Unfortunately as the two days will testify Graham Reserve was not at its best being two paced and different over the two weeks. The winter soccer has also not helped the outfield.

(Ben Garratt in action at Grahams)

However, Kelly was surprised to see grass on this wicket, it must have been the first time that the green stuff has been on the pitch since Paul Stephenson played Green Shield. Kelly hoped that the presence of grass might promise some pace and bounce and so on calling correctly, heads for the fourth time in a row, decided to have a bat.

Unfortunately the grass was Pyrite, Iron Sulphide..."Fool's Gold". The grass merely served to add an inconsistency to bounce. Balls seemed to pop, which made even half volleys a tricky proposition. This cannot be a good wicket because a bowler can get away with bad bowling. Short balls stay low and full balls sit up; Kelly was quickly feeling the life drawn out of him.

However, he and new opening partner Garratt were doing their best to be positive and with some good shots and good running (and a little luck) made it to drinks with 69 on the board. It was then that it started to go wrong.

Kelly (39) copped a pretty average lbw, the bowler conceded over a Beer that he thought that it may have hit the leg stump off a second set of stumps but that can happen in the game we play.

The wickets of Garratt, with a well made 46, and then Bombas (7),

(Josh Ling in action at Grahams)

Richtor (19) and Paul followed in the next hour to drinks. All of those dismissals coming from cross bat shots to balls behaving badly but nonetheless cross bat shots early in 3 innings when consolidation on a tricky wicket was required.

The one man that was able to hang around and waited for bad balls was the man who had a point to prove. Redrup had craved to do well against his former club. The experience is difficult at the best of times but with Manly's aggressive skipper you knew that the new Stag would have to stand up. And stand up he did, with an initial field that saw every fieldsman in circle 8 metres from the bat, Redrup soon had the Manly boys chasing his shots to every "corner" (yes it is a square with and oval marked by chalk) of the Vortex.

Redrup's innings was played with authority and but for wickets falling at the other end to poor shot selections, and a comical run out that saw the "Monster" Mallos run almost the entire length of the pitch before turning in vain to reach his ground, Redrup (73*) would surely have been rewarded with a well made century.

In the end the Stags reached 227, which, despite not seeming like a winning score would be a tough chase if Manly had to endure the same conditions.

(Jordan Holmes at Atmosphere Park)

The Manly innings started with a rush of plays and misses and inside edges that would set the tone for the Manly innings. With "Monster" Mallos introduced in the last 3 overs of the day, he produced a drifting, turning delivery that Manly's young opener attempted to kick away and was bowled off his front pad on what was the last ball of the day. Manly 1-11, game on.

The poor Manly opener had dropped 3 catches and fielded indifferently, at best.

Kelly chuckled to himself, we have all had days like that, it is a funny game.

The 2004/2005 Stags' Lunch was held on the Friday before the second day and yet again the organising committee should be congratulated for a fantastic day. The "Full House" sign was placed on the door early and the number of 3rd grade players in attendance was commendable. "Monster" Mallos had initially accepted an invitation to attend but had to be politely informed by his father (whose name incidentally is not "George" if you listen to Vince Sorrenti) that he had the small matter of an impending HSC Religion exam that took priority. Of course Mallos Senior was correct as you cannot enter the Kingdom of Heaven with less than 65%.

In any event, after Mallos's attempt at expressing himself in the dressing rooms, one hopes that his Religion exam was better than his English paper.

Then it was back to the Vortex for day 2 and the grass had disappeared from the wicket but it was certainly thicker in the outfield. "Monster" Mallos was unlucky not to have a wicket in his remaining 4 balls of his unfinished over from the previous week with a lolly pop to Bombas that Bombas claims to have lost in the clear blue sky back ground. It was an unfortunate incident that would be repeated by the Stags on another 4 occasions. Redrup and Holmes took the first spell and bowled with pace and aggression without luck as the Manly batsmen continued on from their form of the previous week and found it difficult to gain any fluency with their batting. Ling came on and was rewarded with his first wicket in 3rd grade for the season.

Ling, supported with continued strong fast bowling by Redrup (1-66) and Holmes, on what was soon revealed as a wicket that would not offer much to the quick men, bowled at the stumps and on a length and made the batsmen uncomfortable all day. However, as the pitch, still not a good cricket wicket, had little grass on it on the second day, 227 was going to be difficult to protect.

(Richie Paul at Grahams)

They, along with Medcalf (1-23) had done well to keep the game tight and force risks to be taken to score, but with an over to go before tea Manly had put themselves in a position where they had 6 wickets in hand requiring less than 60 runs for victory.

Enter Paul. Despite a day in the field that he would rather forget for the result of attempted catches as opposed to their degree of difficulty, Paul (2-34) ripped out the two experienced and more importantly set batsmen in his second over. The game had changed and it was Tea. Game now well and truly in the balance. It truly is a funny game.

After tea the target quickly became 30 to get with 4 wickets in hand, thanks to some lusty but risky batting and it was starting to look grim.

However, Ling, who finished with 2-34 off 18, who bowled his most mature spell since joining Gordon's ranks and Holmes (2-40) combined to claim the next 3 wickets for 20 runs and suddenly the equation was 10 to get with 1 wicket in hand. Manly's number 11 on his first ball gave a tough leg side catching opportunity to Lin who, at full stretch was unable to drag it in and the home side was able to limp over the line with one of the shots of the day, a straight drive for 4 off the bowling of Ling.

It is a funny, confusing, heartbreaking game, we had 3 of the top 4 scores, our fast bowlers were better and our ground fielding and enthusiasm was first rate. Unfortunately, we were not able to claim the points.

(Well done Blinger)

Cricket just goes like that. However, to stay in a game like this until the death against a very experienced, successful and aggressive side as Manly, who have not lost at the Vortex for about 4 seasons, spoke volumes about this group. The bowlers stuck to the game plan, they were patient and yet aggressive, the fieldsman were in full voice all day and no one conceded that the game was lost until the last runs were achieved.

Kelly was very proud of the effort. Little else could have been requested than the 100% that was given by each player and the attitude, the attitude is what will take this team to something special.

What a game of cricket, what agony, what a funny game. That is why we love it.

3rd Grade Report Round 3

3rd Grade Report Round 3

Third Grade Report vs Parramatta 

Now that third grade, still without its spiritual head Reynolds or sight screens for that matter, had started its season with 6 well earned points the previous week, it was time to consolidate. The team was greeted with the same pitch as had been used for games one and two but the batsmen did not mind as they knew that it contained plenty of runs and a chance for consecutive wins.

(Shayne Lin takes the long handle)

The pitch had a couple of wet spots that were never really in play. However, in a seemingly all too familiar trend over round 3, Parramatta's skipper was resolute in his stance that the pitch should be given time to dry out. It was a curious decision but he was a good man and the home skipper was willing to give him the time he desired so long as it did not shorten the number of overs in the game. A firm start time of 10.30 was determined, which was far more civilised than the scheduled start. Parramatta hit the warm-up at about 9.00, whilst the home skipper released his charges to Chatswood Chase with the message to return for a warm-up at 9.45.

The Stags' warm up started well, with intensity and enthusiasm swelling through the team. After 3 matches and only 2 changes, this side really has a good feeling about it. The boiled over to see Lin charge in to take a catch during Medcalf's "hit-up", only to see him slide into a pile of dog poo at the northern end of the ground. Intensity, enthusiasm and then hilarity added by Lin. It was great for the team; what a team man Lin has become.

Kelly trudged out to toss the coin, the signs of weariness from spending all of the previous game on the field only 4 days before were clear for all to see. Moth can be sensed shaking his head. Wayne Bennett would have complained about short turnaround times wearing out players. Kelly did not have the forum to do likewise as no one from the press turned up for the third week in a row. The toss was won, with the opposing skipper ignoring the form and calling for the platypus on the 20 cent piece. The skipper motioned to his side that they would bat, Kleem ran off the field to prepare for another dominant display. Kelly trudged. A single, virtually walked by Kelly, growing ever wearier in the first over was all that he could handle and he was out to short wide ball that he helped to the 'keeper. Salvation?

(John Mallos on Saturday)

Probably, but certainly a chance to watch those who had been well rested throughout Monday strut their stuff.

Evans and Bombas looked good before making a single mistake each in their innings and departing the arena. All the while, Kleem, like a modern-day Jack Small, bludgeoned the bowling once more and the entire club was buzzing with the news that he had scored yet another half century. Unfortunately, the thrashing machine that Kleem has become was again dismissed between 50 and 75, when attempting to play one "big shot" too many. One does not get too many opportunities to score grade hundreds and Kleem will surely make someone pay soon. The Stags were in trouble at 4 - 125, with all aware that "par" on this ground is 230 off 50 overs. Paul, playing his first innings in 3rd grade for the season, and Richtor set about setting up a match-winning total. Smart cricket was played with quick singles taken and hard running turning ones into twos, whilst the bad ball was dispatched. Paul was dismissed to a ball that spun more than he anticipated but the fight was taken up by Medcalf.

Richtor, out to prove a point, demonstrated why he is such an important factor in third grade's fortune's this season, with a very mature innings.

He left the pretty shots in the kit bag and knuckled down to set a platform with a final assault in the last 10 overs. It was an innings, that was unluckily cut short, bowled with a slower ball coming out of the red-brick house "Beauchamp" at the northern end, the screens still not in situ. The last 10 overs saw Medcalf, Lin, stung by his team mates incessant innuendo about dog poo and then Mallos deal with the bad ball and ultimately achieve a team score of 252. It would take some catching by Parramatta but the pitch was holding up well.

(Mark Smith hits out)

Kelly, fresh from his innings long rest, led the Stags out onto the field.

Early inroads were craved and it took a single over to put the home team in the driver's seat. Holmes produced two short balls, one each off the first and third balls that took the Parramatta opening batsmen and suddenly it was 2-0. The second wicket came courtesy of a great catch from Richtor at first slip. He has been as safe as a bank so far this season in the position and it really makes a difference. Sadly, after the initial over, neither Holmes nor Smith enjoyed their best outings this season. However, with the strong wind and bowling on a 4 day old belter, their pace was probably their greatest enemy, as they were the only bowlers that really came on to the bat.

The opening bowlers uncharacteristic quiet performance provided an opportunity for Medcalf and come back kid Paul to impress. Medcalf bowled with good control in very tricky conditions and he bowled steadily, if unluckily to go for 5 runs an over. Instead it was Paul taking the glory, with a match-winning spell of 6-35 off 9.1 overs with 3 maidens. After the positive signs from the previous week, Paul bowled with great control and did not give the Parramatta batsmen a chance to free their arms. When they missed, trying to play a big shot, he hit. A very mature return indeed and it is great to see that Paul has forced his way back into the side that he so ably led last year.

A bonus point secured and another song. If we can keep winning, the new boys will learn the words fast. This week brings a bigger challenge, when we take on the only Manly team to win a premiership in the last decade. The team will be very well captained by the Penninsula's very own blonde Warn (well it used to be blonde when Kelly used to play against him in under 14's).

Last year saw a comprehensive loss. However, we were only one wicket away from dominating the corresponding fixture last season and with application we will give ourselves an opportunity to win the game.

Matthew Kelly

3rd Grade Report Round 2

3rd Grade Report Round 2

3rd Grade Report vs Blacktown
 
The second round of the season brought with it the chance for redemption. To get a win on the board, to test out the vocal chords on the club song and to really get into the new season. The game against Easts had been a game that the team was always in contention but never in control. Blacktown had been first start winners and the pitch looked like it was full of runs.
 
(Matt Kelly approaches his century)
 
Kelly talked about putting pressure on the opposition with enthusiasm in the field, tight bowling and batting in partnerships. He desperately wanted to bat with the Wests Tigers aiming for glory on the night before the second day of the match. Through his wedding and the birth of his child Kelly had not had to wipe a tear from his eye.
 
The last time that the Klennex had been called for was the last weekend in September 1989 when Ben Elias hit the freakin' cross bar...enough of that, back to Beauchamp. Kelly was devastated when for the second game in a row the old lady stared back at him with her vacant stare. It would be a tough assignment to bowl on this wicket.
 
Smith and Holmes took the new ball and it was apparent early that there was not a great deal in the pitch for the leather slingers. However, this did not sway them from their commitment and patience and they turned time and time again at the top of their marks and continually challenged the batsmen. They bowled 37 overs between them with Smith returning the impressive figures of 2 - 65 off 23.
 
(Mitchell Kleem hits another 6)  
 
It cannot not be highlighted enough how good a batting wicket this was and it is in situations such as these that the faster men come on to the bat better and, as a result, can come in for some harsh treatment. Medcalf came into the attack and kept up with the line and the length that was expected of him as a result of his consistency but of vital importance; and it was great to have Paul back in the side. Possibly with the pressure of last year's captaincy his reputation for tight bowling suffered. However, he was right on song in this game, employing a 7 - 2 field and yielding less than 3 runs an over to go with two wickets.
 
Little left arm Greek orthodox John Mallos came into the attack after tea when the score was 4 -120 and proceeded to bowl 17 straight overs, with guile and style. A young man whose gait at time's resembled Wizard's Mortgage Monster and who suffered from cramp after 3 overs he made an impressive debut in 3rd grade with two wickets and was a good man to have in the dressing room; but surely he could do with a shave.
 
And all the while the enthusiasm in the field remained high as the team continued to encourage and put their bodies on the line as they perceived that anything short of 300 was probably not going to be enough. The standard in the field was set by the new and improved Kleem who had fielded below his best in the previous week.
 
Blacktown finished the day all out on what was the last ball of the day for 274. A handy score but not enough if the side chasing applied itself.
 
Sunday came and went and even though Kelly knew he had to bat the next day he was able to enjoy a Tigers grand final victory; and when all reassembled at the ground on Monday, it was clear that Holmes also enjoyed the win, as he wore a 1989 Balmain training singlet for the entire day. Further, Holmes chided the Blacktown skipper for jumping on the Tigers bandwagon as he sported a new Wests Tigers t-shirt. He can be a most charming fellow can Jordan Holmes.
 
(Laurie Nichols reincarnated...Jordan Holmes)
 
 
 
Kelly again espoused the virtue of putting pressure on the opposition by batting in partnerships and being patient. Kleem must not have been listening because he stormed out of the blocks, bludgeoning 64 off 11 overs with six 4's and four 6's. Constantly Kelly counselled Kleem to "pick his ball" and to "wait for the bad one", Kleem nodded knowingly, took strike, good length ball on middle and off WHACK, 6 over long on. Kelly thought wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww and he must not have been the only one with selectors dotted around the ground. Unfortunately, Kleem's 420 was nipped in the bud as he got stuck ball-watching and was run out. Hopefully the same sin will not be committed next time.
 
Evans came in to join Kelly and put on a partnership of 50, with some good cricket, pushing into gaps and dispatching the bad ball but was brought undone on 20 with a premeditated hoick across the line to the spinner that he only managed to sky to mid off.
 
The ever reliable and cool as a cucumber Bombas (31*) joined his skipper still 140 runs short of victory. He played a very controlled innings and many are looking forward to a big score that must only be around the corner when he gets an opportunity to bat for a long period. It was 27 overs into the day, it was 33 degrees and Kelly was already knackered. He was paying the price for not doing more work with the Moth in preseason.
 
(Reece Bombas during his 31 not out)
 
Accordingly he walked singles and swung for the fences when given the opportunity. If it has not been mentioned how good the wicket was for batting, it should be emphasised now. It was a great wicket for batting. The runs were knocked off 5 overs after tea and Kelly enquired of the opposition skipper what he wanted to do.
 
The opposition skipper simply extended his hand to the unbeaten batsmen and said well played before virtually running off the field, lest Kelly play a cruel trick on him and keep the Warriors in the field. However, he had no idea that Kelly, now 144* and 50 overs into the day could barely walk.
And so, after an unfortunate start to the season, redemption; a win on the board and the opportunity to test out the vocal chords on the club song. We are now into the new season.
 
Kells
3rd Grade Report Round 1

3rd Grade Report Round 1

3rd Grade Report vs Easts
 
Third grade arrived for the start of its second season in green, maroon and silver but it seemed that all else had changed. A new home ground, a new captain and only 3 surviving members from the last half of season 2004/2005. Expectations were high against a club in Eastern Suburbs who listed 43 players unavailable. The selectors complain of having a difficult task fitting everyone in at Gordon but it must be especially difficult with 100 players at the club.
 
(Mitchell Kleem at Beauchamp)
 
The wicket looked in great nick and whilst the outfield was a little barren at cover on the Western side of the ground it was a billiard table when compared with Chatswood over the last few seasons. Winning the toss and batting would have seen a positive start to the new season but alas Easts skipper called the old lady who came up smiling and the Stags were in the field.
 
Holmes and new recruit Smith took the new ball and bowled with good pace and terrific control. Two wickets down for 45 off 15 on a pretty flat wicket was not bad but it was not the reward that the new ball combination deserved with the Easts top order often proving incapable of getting out despite a lack of technique. Easts opening batsman was battered and bruised after being struck in the leg on a number of occasions by Dowsley's "faster than they appear" 60 mph thunderbolts. It would not be unkind to wonder what sort of future this bloke will have as an opening batsman in grade cricket if he doesn't move his feet and he crumples to the ground after being hit on the leg softer than a Barry Hall "love tap".
 
The Easts batsmen were able to edge, dink and noodle balls in to gaps without giving the impression that they were in control of their strokes. However, cricket is a game played with a spherical object and it is often difficult to predict the path of that object with any real conviction.
 
Easts were able to pull themselves into a strong position despite the fine efforts of all six bowlers used , including Medcalf who bowled with his usual purpose and two more new comers in Archer and Evans. Archer, a left arm spinner, was unlucky not to bowl more overs but was on a pitch that was not turning and had boundaries that were not quite far enough away. The end result of Easts batting saw the Stags chasing 240 for victory.
 
(Nick Dowsley shows his style)
 
Chasing is never easy and it made even more difficult in the first round of the season. Despite this and the early loss of Kelly, who played all around a leg side half volley from former mungo and now radio host Smith, Gordon found themselves in a commanding position at 1-110, with Kleem going at the only pace that he knows and Dowsley, obviously bewildered by the batting happening at the other end, steadily getting into his first innings for the club.
 
Kleem was dismissed for a brutal 72 in the 30th over when caught on the fence trying to up the pace and Dowsley within a run of his first milestone for his new club perished to a harsh lbw decision after stepping down the wicket before trying to sweep. The decision was all the more disappointing for the fact that the umpires gave only one lbw for the match despite some very close shouts against Easts' batsmen. Bombas entered the fight with his signature under 12's pads and immediately impressed with timing and placement and whilst he was ably supported by the lower middle order, Gordon never really had control of the game after the Dowsley wicket.
 
(Matt Kelly glides a four at Beauchamp)
 
Ultimately the Stags finished 12 runs short of their target and certainly had the worst of the new wide rule in lower grade cricket. There are a number of cynics who play this game that will no doubt employ this new leniency to their advantage. Without making such an allegation against Easts, who played this game in great spirit, there were possibly 4 wides in the first over of the day under the old rule. It was disappointing to start the season with a loss to a side that could have been beaten. However, the simple message that came out of the game was that the side that saved 30 runs in the field and ran twice as many quick singles as their opponents won the game.
 
Matt Kelly

 

 

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